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Hermansson has no chance against Jacare, thawlts?
How is tony already back? Did they find the chip?
they caught the man in the wall and made him deactivate it
I think you'll be surprised
Imagine going from unranked to top contender in two fights
Middleweight is almost as shit as hw/lhw
Sometimes a peach is riper than it seems.
Tony gave himself the med eval
I don't care what happens after. Even if Tony ends up Benoit'ing his family, it doesn't matter. We've waited too long. Just let them fucking fight.
Explain it to me like I was a peach farmer.
Every peach has its pit b
Prime CTE Tony heems Khabib
Schizo Tony is a force unlike no other we have seen in the octagon, he might actually kill khabib then scratch his own flesh out to retrieve the chip
oh god
Askren was out
CTE coked up Conor flushes the entire WWE
I won't be able to handle the fucking timeline where all the WWEhicks come over here when Conor fights again once they become fans of Conor through pro wrestling, like they always do with Brock, and use their fucking dumb kayfabe narratives as if it's real life
B-B-B-Brock is a BEAST dude he's gonna take you to SUPLEX CITY bro he could beat everyone in heavyweight up this jon jones guy is DONE he ain't never made the fuggin undertaker tap yo
floyd vs gooby 2?
Conor yes, let us be rid of him
ayyyy
You talmbout riddum?
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they already knew about his condition and were treating it successfully. the only reason there was even a problem is he decided to go off his meds
Tony will be found on his unicycle juggling steak knives at a Safeway screaming "Where the fuck you at Khabib?" screencap this.
weak up Ronaldo 'Jacare' Souza, it's all over
this is almost certainly what’s gonna happen and i will heem myself as soon as it does
Save some time and heem yourself now my man
What was the point of the psych eval? Tony is crazy but he's not so stupid as to tell the doctor "Yep, still think there's a dude in my wall"
Doubt that's how those evaluations work
>so are you still crazy tony
>no
>ok fair enough
How in depth could it be, they cleared Tony Ferguson
>UFC refuses to co-promote great tournaments between organizations, showing off the strength of the UFC roster when they spark Japanese cans, don't even mention the name of other promotions when you acquire their champs
>UFC is hellbent on associating itself with the WWE
Fuck the pink goof
>not starting every word with a capital letter.
The jews got it him. They broke finally broke him. It's over.
Three years ago he would have been blasted into orbit. But Jacare turns 40 this year. Harmansson turns 31... still a huge leap for Jack tho
>so are you crazy Tony
>#SnapCity #ChampShitOnly
#WhereYouAtMcNuggets
>let him go
For me it's Tony Ferguson
Didn't realize Jaccy was that old, but hes been tested more. I hope Jack wins so we get new guys there but, still think Jacare wins.
Tony will save the UFC
People like this end up being unironic cucks
Tony confirmed not reddit, absolutely based
Imagine this fighter, but you grab the MS Paint resize tool and make him 265 pounds.
Ultimate Fighting Interim championship
...
I am extending an open invitation to any woman to pound my nuts. We can fight after.
>unironic jezebel link
>woman giving her worthless opinion on nutshots
yikes
Anyone who actually trains will be out of range for a womanlet as she's winding up, or will pivot his hips away. Little known fact but it's apparently just as painful to be kicked in the puss, it has sent women to hospital.
here bro
Does this woman think I would just let her kick me in the balls? Haha, imagine just standing there and letting a woman do that. Would I also let her slap me in the face and spit on me? Finish me off with an angry hj with intense unbreaking eye contact from her? Hahah just imagine what a crazy situation.
If it's a situation where the guy is aware she will be trying to attack him the guy wins 10/10 times. A woman is getting struck or taken the fuck down as soon as that adrenaline hits and every dude would be aware that a physically weaker opponent is probably gonna aim for the balls so they'd be on guard. The bit about the toddler is stupid because obviously that occurs when the guy isn't expecting it and he wouldn't use his training on the kid in that moment
tl'dr women r dumb
This is her teaching self defence lol, typical bullshido practitioner
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Even without this evidence of her hackery, anyone who's ever been in a fight would know her complete misunderstanding of fight adrenaline when comparing a fight to getting caught off guard by a kid
These look EXACTLY like the type of people I would learn martial arts/self-defense from
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Do you think I'm just gonna stand there and let you kick my nuts?
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favorite drake song?
that one with rihanna the square root of 69 is 8 something....
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Giga-Hank would kill DC
nice for what because every girl who hears it loses her mind and starts sexy dancing. test it out it works 100% of the time
Whens the MMA Vivisection released? Billie Pirate EIlish Bless
derek
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Not very Schaubian
CORAL HOW'S DAD'S JOB GOING
SPAMMY THE PIECE OF SHIT
Strong powerful woman: Me
Everlast Bag: Spammy's tiny balls
He found the chip, now he's gonna find khabib
>Khabib was tracking Tony's location
Derek where were you for wrestlemania yesterday?
based. i gotta go if you havent heard courtesy of the (((german media))) the tiblad have invaded the homeland and i gotta wheel myself out of here
It was mini Khabib in his walls?
Shiiiet
>Khabib was tracking Tony's location
gotta go under heavy fire from the russian troops, i was the guy who attacked bret the hitman btw
derek.. im starting to get worried is everything ok?
Holy shit i forgot to make the picks for 236 getting right to it lol
how long until jones flushes walker?
Lmao how have you nerds not caught on yet he just tweets after any popular shit to stay relevant?
Every LW that's won a fight recently has gotten this same shit
That is literally all he does nowadays
>tfw took 3 days of boxing and already hurt my hand
my dudes I think its time I juice, I'm too weak.
I hurt my right index knuckle some how, how do I stop having pussy hands
gotta condition your knuckles. start punching walls
looks like it's still working though
Wrapped or bare knuckled?
Both
wrapped. you don't want blood on the walls do you?
It is but i'm not sure for how much longer without a fight being booked
Should anyone take Connor seriously anymore?
>Tony Ferguson elbowing power rack.webm
Some people just arent made for combat bud
nobody has for about 2 years now
>mfw we get conor vs brock for the WWE World Heavy Championship, WWE World Champion, WWE Intercontinental Chapmpionship, WWE USA Championship, WWE Cruiserweight Championship and conor becomes the first champ champ champ champ champ in history
learn how to wrap and punch properly
What do you know about fighting, HUH?! HUH?!
Wrapping your hands is for literal gay boys. Just learn to keep good wrist position and build up forearm strength. I hit heavy bag every day and never wrap my wrists.
I've been heemed over 100 times ask me anything
Have you fought Dan Severn?
My bag hits your moms chin every day and I never wrap my dick
Heemed him once in the rubber match after being heemed 100 times
>derek.. im starting to get worried is everything ok?
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As millions of viewers tensed up, the veteran host announced that it was a “gotcha!”
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Fucking based tony eternally my boy
>realistic
>invade
>implying they need to "invade"
canada could take over tallinn in 6 minutes
absolute madman
hitting a heavy bag is for literal gay boys. i go to my local butcher shop and punch huge cuts of meat just like in the movies faggot
lukas is an american living on the west coast check the discord times he spams from his phone he's the mayweather sam harris spammer
Uhhh no thanks faggot I'm not joking your gay club
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imagine being this dominated
im not in the discord he posts the chat on heem with time stamps
>discord
>heem discord
how reddit can u get it
how would he go in the octagon?
I think he'd beat dc twice
Gooby was never serious.
>tfw serious dedicated up and coming prospect-Goob is dead forever
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I think you'd be surprised
If I had a time machine I would make sure Denis Siver wasn't a bum. Then, I would come back to the present, go to my undersea apartment and skype with my bro on Titan
inbox quick
you realize you can change the timezone in windows
take that back!
Bisping beat GSP
I think the tough it out way is the solution for some....
Definetly was for me
save this image the fat zilch will ban me if he sees me lol save it and repost it until someone takes the picks
Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway
Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
it should be ruled a NC due to Bisping's sabotaged cup, therefore Kelvin is the lineal champ
Shut up before I saw your arms off as well. You cripple
WWE is for losers
Prime Triple H would heem every heavyweight
This can is getting subbed
How is bare knuckles fc even legal?
How pathetic that you find amusement in being such a spastic
Because commissions in bumfuck rural no where will sanction it for a hundred bucks and a free beer at the fights
im just taking the picks you should be thankful
Shut up before I saw your dick off
Tony about to get medieval on dat ass.
Prime triple h would not get past USADA
Ortega took a dive !!!
He’s taking the fight on two weeke notice you retarded dork
This guy is becoming a joke now
>the weak should fear the strong
lads there's news Conor got into another altercation
I'm not chatting shit but a Burger on /heem/ literally said Conor heemed a guy the other day and I said I believed him. Now the news is out
No one fucking cares, nigger.
Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway
Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
Conor is too coked up to heem anyone right now.
i'd heem you then heem you again
don't come at me you don't want this smoke
Does kabib stands a chance against Tony. Tony he has superior
>striking
>elbows
>sprawl
>submissions
>stamina
>elusiveness
>chin
>bone conditioning
Did you see his eyes in that mugshot? He's definitely doing coke. One of the guys he hangs around with was even arrested for selling it years back.
absolutamente basado y rojapildorado
Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway
Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
he was lit for the khabib fight
Max
Kelvin
Khalil
Jouban
OSP
Underated
Tony will expose the Khabob meme
Card looks pretty shit besides the title fights
>tony
>chin
The only way to win is to hold him against the cage for the longest time and try gnp but in the third round we will get completely gassed and will try to box tony, that will the the big mistake
Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway
Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
Someone shop the ‘for’s and replace with ‘with’s
Exactly people try to act like Khabib didn't gas against a coked out Conor in the 3rd. As if Khabib actually wanted to stand with Conor and lose the round.
Mike Perry
Conor McGregor
Justin Gaethje
Gisepie Gregor
Niko Price
Robbie Lawler
These are my boys, guess what kind of person I am
Blessed
Stylebender
Anders
Jouban
OSP
A literal machild
Does this cement Tony as our guy, puts on spicy bangers AND BTFOs reddot
WWE is for losers.
Straight up.
Based
Any fucking zilches here?
This is /zilch/ now
Prime Schaub would zilch Ngannou
Look at my flag it's poland
I bet these guys barely made 100k to do this to themselves
Yeah but fighting bare knuckle is definitely more of a spiritual experience to these lads. It's a very honorable way to bang desu.
Thats not even bad just some swelling and dried blood
>100k
they probably made like 5 grand
You've never been in a fight in your life have you?
oh for sure Calendar of New York, furniture worker and volunteer fire fighter, isn't the spammer.
Fighting for glory and free hot dogs
the guy on sherdog from new york city who gave me all the insider info on mma died last night
jason should have saved his chin for prison
100k really nigger? I'd be surprised if they made 10
LOL he's a mandrama fan
>both had to go to the emergency room with no healthcare
they probably spent more on the bills from that trip than they made fighting
I read somewhere that bare knuckle boxing is actually safer than normal boxing because you can't throw as hard without damaging your hands and wrists, so it promotes lighter striking over longer periods of time, but these guys must not have known that
Brendan schaub has left the building
definitely there's no way the bill isn't under 10,000
15-20k minimum is pretty standard for an ER trip
hurr durr THE BILL IS DEFINITELY OVER 10,000 QUID
freedom isn't free. that'll be $350 for one advil.
iaquinta wins the rematch
stipe wins 9/10 times
That's for sure the fight fans want to see
Tibau wins the rematch
Conor wins 9/10 times
He's not wrong though. I'm sure it's very unpleasant for both parties but it's just superficial damage, no broken bones. For obvious reasons hematomas are far more frequent in bareknuckle fights.
Based Tony working spergs and khabob
maybe safer long term but it's far too early to tell yet
it leaves far more superficial damage
Heem Everyone Even My son
Dude you can just not pay hospital bills, lol nobody is making you pay them that's how the system works. It's a gullible test.
Rogan is way too high right now
joerogan.live
Joanna beats rose 8/10 times and she beats Valentina 7/10 times
Cody wins the rematches
Max wins the rematch
da bes is bless bby
Fedor wins the rematch, trilogy and subsequent rematch
what title fights?
Conor loses the rematch, but wins the trilogy
Definitely, I don't actually know how to feel about bare knuckle fights because they're obviously more brutal to look at and could be more disfiguring for the fighters but they could lead to less concussions
I have completed a detailed analysis of Holloway and Poirier based on their last two fights
The fight will end in the first round
Poirier catches Max with a short left hook, then clips Max on the jaw with a right cross as Max tried to throw a left hook of his own
conor wins the rematch, but loses the war
Fuck off retard
Fuck you. Now I'm scared that Max's going to end like Till, Wonderpedo or Barboza
This chick on Rogan is not very funny
Any now theyre talking about pajeets getting brain parasites.
what is the fight we really deserve? i think schaub vs velasquez.
>jre in 2019
wew
It'll be a TKO with a bit of controversy, a la Cejudo-Dillasherk
This is calendar
spammy wins the rematch
How much ppv did bare knuckle dc 5 sell?
Did Ariel ever give Reem the ipad?
where's the controversy there? the roided snake lost.
scary shit bro
another battle of the cans, but i guess that is Rizin's specialty. That and Floyd crushing cans
rena looks busted, i thought asian women age gracefully
wow r*ddit eternally BTFO
Cejudo performed an illegal push which threw Dillashaw off balance
i don't believe he did
pretty disrespectful desu
>i thought asian women age gracefully
user, I...
Unequivocally eternally /ourboy/
McNuggets and Fatbib in shambles!!
cringe
Submit your fucking picks
Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway
Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
Zuh--z-z-z-zilchy?
You have been visited by kickboxing police. No flying knee on your sloppy double leg entry today, but you be careful!
I'm Blocking You On /Heem/, Goof
I keep seeing the Conor vs Khabib thing on my feed for youtube, they're all on the towel bit but not the goat bit?
Either way Kevin heems Israel and Max peppers Dustin like a turkey
Im the biggest winner on heem
Here's Michael Jai White to explain
youtube.com
Wow a Brazilian too lazy to do something himself. Color me surprised.
Blessed
Fatselum
Andres
Grant
OSP
>tfw no wmma shit
Why isnt this guy doing more hollywood shit, is he BLACKEDlisted?
How come we dont see someone climb on the fence and superplex their opponent in mma?
I need more time to consider my picks
Drafting a new rule up where you have to verify you own a ticket stub to a brendan schaub concert to post here? Thoughts?
*heems you*
/heem/ is taking a new direction.
*superplexes you*
*heem goes wild*
Yeah i didnt think so
Because mma is fake
RIZIN SIGNED PACQUIAO
yeah but it might not be for a fight, details are loose
>may pac 2
>kicks only
Based Goddard
He's gonna sing the national anthems for title fights
I'll look into it
inb4 """""""""full contact exhibition""""""""""
why is UFC trying so hard to convince me that Poostin Poorier is a straight """""beast"""""?
Dustin was always a bum
MJ was a woman under all that mask and make up... wake up dumb masses.
Did you read that on reddit?
>The victim is reportedly a regular at the establishment, who took offense to McGregor acting like a “show off.” Following an exchange of words, McGregor reportedly hit the man.
tfw could heem everyone here
>According to the Irish Mirror, former UFC champion Conor McGregor is being investigated by Ireland’s police force, the gardai, over allegations he assaulted a bar patron in Dublin on Saturday.
>One of those sources claimed that McGregor “was being a show off in the pub and one man didn’t like it.” That source said the unnamed man approached McGregor “to have a word with him.”
>A second source told the Irish Mirror that someone approached McGregor and said: “The Russian battered you.”
conor confirmed for not being able to handle the bantz
>with 1 year of wrestling you could heem the biggest UFC fighter ever
take the grapplefuck pill
because it's a little harder to convince people to watch and/or pay for your product if you admit the people are average.
why do you think bethe got a convenient bump in the rankings, literally right before the rousey fight?
>conor confirmed for not being able to handle the bantz
Wasn't that established already. Like every presser he just yells over anyone talking.
What's it going to take for this fag to get deported?
Max Holloway is doing an AMA on Reddit tomorrow.
What would you ask him if he came here, /heem/? Will you make an account and go shitpost
Why do you kiss your son in the lips bro, that’s weird
You ever tried Miesha's cupcakes, namsayin?
unequivocally flushed
based goob
there's no word that this man got heemed though
there's word of a punch, but what if he was unheemable?
Young MMA fighter I know just got diagnosed with terminal cancer. You die when you die but to be giving 6 months to live right before turning pro after years of healthy eating is really messed up.
I would heem cancer into a living death. I'm just cut from a different cloth.
There are lots of more messed up things in this world. Call me cynical but couldn't care less.
Chael live on MMA hour
Are for real?
>if something more messed up than a certain situation exists then you don't care about it
By that logic you care about nothing as there can always be a more messed up thing, or once the uttermost messed up thing is found you'll only care about that
Now that I would watch.
You guys think Chael can beat Machida?
>What's it going to take for this fag to get deported?
for him to lose his money so he has to get regular people justice instead of rich people justice
Tell him to get some CBD oil
Pacquiao is a muy thai practitioner
Chael saying Conor went too far by bringing up Khabib's wife.
Didn't Chael say he would smack Anderson's wife on the ass and have her cook him a steak?
The ufc deserves a bunch of boring hugfest matches for protecting grapplers with rules so much and still trying to pass as "real fighting".
Saying that you want to smack her ass is a compliment to be fair, especially for a Brazilian, it means she has a nice bunda
lmao no
that didn't happen
maybe conor meant “towel” in a complimentary sense (soft, pale, clean and fluffy)
What do you mean?
(Most) people care only about themselves and their close circle, and wouldn't give a thought about some guy at some other part of the world. Or they think being sorry in social media somehow helps.
Yeah you said he'd smack AND have her cook but Chael said IF
Big difference, didn't happen
That's fine but obviously you can understand how horrible it is for him and his parents.
Chael is actually funny though
Memechida 30-27x3
Not disagreeing with you but I fail to see how that connects to your original point that you didn't care about it simply because there's worse things in the world. If you had originally said that empathy is limited by physical distance and relationships you would have made more sense.
For sure. Doesn't make me care any more. Shits life and happens to many.
youtube comments' section
Listen, guys, what it really boils down to is that I could heem every here
Those are both my points. People get slaved, tortured, killed etc. And many people dont care about that either(because it's happening in the first place) ai guess I hate humanity in a way.
Finally some good MMA event
Even if you don't care the way you phrase it just comes across as cringy.
feels good to have never bought into any of the memes the ufc pushes
Ok, you can have your opinion
Didn't he make fun of Tito's wife being a porn star as well?
so he beat that man for telling the truth?
or was he a cheeky cunt or smth
Correct. Drug-addled, hundreds-of-cocks-taken Jenna Jameson is the mother of two of Tito's kids LMAO
thoughts on artem's face?
wheres the heembedded
holloway pulled out
if you heem your opponent you lose
morally speaking
As I've said before, heeming someone proves nothing.
And from a narrative standpoint
poirier pulled out
holloway pulled out
ferguson has recieved the interim belt
>tfw i could get moral victory over every here and twice on sunday
true
Though the best win is probably dominating for 2-4 rounds then heeming.
in many ways this is the ideal outcome
This but unironically
Khabib didn't just physically beat him, he mentally beat him.
one of them WILL pull out and Conor WILL "step in".
The reality is Conor was scheduled for this fight all along, but they didn't know how to market him into it. So one of Dustin/Max will fake an injury, Conor will get "rep" from "stepping in" even though he's known about this fight the whole time and this weekend he'll fight for the interim belt
This is the ultimate redpill. Screencap it. If it doesn't happen this week, then this same exact scenario will happen later when the UFC thinks it's even more convenient. I guarantee you, I read the script
Isnt he still suspended? Dont give a shit about him so honestly dont know when it's up
>t. justin trudeau
That's the outdated script bud, they've released the revision where Conor gets arrested before the fight for multiple counts of sexual assault then Khabib steps in and fights Tony who also steps in after he kills Dustin for having invaded his home a few nights ago and planting a colony of microorganisms in his colon.
Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
Preux
EZ PZ
jej they don’t do it for the money
something you śõÿböys will never understand
>they don't do it for the money
>artem literally said he's signing with them beause they offered him the most money
What does training with Eddie do to your psych?
Holloway
Adesanya
Anders
Grant
Krylov
ido portal is a mistake
Weed is a catalyst for dormant schizophrenia.
Artem is low key great on the mic. I guess hanging out with Conor rubs off on you.
>this
>nobody posted embedded
Askren was out
Oh snap I didnt even know that card was this weekend. nice.
this and Stipe tapped
Who can unironically beat Khabib?
Tony, Max, Nate, Gaethje, and me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARTEM
LITERALLY
CONFIRMS FORCE AMPLIFYING HEADGEAR @ 5:48
youtu.be
Literally justin gaethje
Max
Kelvin
Anders
Grant
OSP
shouldn't he be calling out Khabib then? why the fuck is this bum speaking of fighting Gooby in Ireland? who the fuck cares, ask for a title fight pussy
Heeminder that max "blessed" Holloway is jesus christ reincarnated
Poirier
Adesanya
Anders
Jouban
Krylov
me, me, me and me
people who can't beat khabib:
conor
tony
max
dustin
gaethje
t city
the rest of /heem/
Ragin Al wins the rematch
does this mean max is reddit?
i could beat khabib and anyone on /heem/
luckily for you i already make several million dollars a year so i have no incentive to fight for dana's chump change
>kelvin's hog of a sister
Fucking disgusting.
max's woman is huge
>why the fuck is this bum speaking of fighting Gooby in Ireland?
because if that fight actually happened he'd make fucking bank for easy work
nossa garota is fighting this weekend lads
>le gaethje beats khabib meme
he's a fucking can and got gadooshed by peahead and alvarez
>bbbbbut his secret wrassling skills!
yes i'm sure he's on khabibs level grappling wise one hunny persen. you guys see someone heem a couple cans and hes a world beater like that
post spicy heems immediately
thawlts ?
streamable.com
>flying knee
>he's out
Just rewatched Kevin Lee vs that Pillowfistani teammate of Khabib
pretty good fight famalams
what was his gameplan here? headbutt his knee?
hey heem, name my band
some people don't think things through
There is a difference between sympathy and empathy. You don't have either or the fedora is too tight and that part of your brain has atrophied over time.
how come fighters never do an AMA on heem? are we really that undesirable? :/
Just watched It too. That bitch was fucking disgusting. If I looked like that i wouldnt want to be on camera
Still want celsius to end that 30 year old zoomer meme once and for all
>getting dropped by that
quintessential canadian
not only heem, the whole site, nobody wants to be related with this shithole
why do we continue to fester in shit then? is this what people mean by "mental illness"?
did he died
> makes a negative post about gooby
Apparently some based guy exposed some boomer fake fighter over the weekend and Travis Browne got pissed off.
yes
yes but not everyone, since you're anonymous you can pretty much do anything you want and not being remembered by it, so it's fun to shitpost and be a degenerate, but some are just mental ill yes
unironically we are less ill than reddit
Does holloway remind anyone else of the 9 year old personality from split?
this website is a shithole my guy if i was famous i certainly wouldnt do an ama here
Someone DM Tony. I bet he’d do it, we have to promise to be nice to him though
Schaub is unironically based when he breaks down wwe
When did you realize that fries (potatos) is the superior carb for strong alpha males?
>Schaub is unironically based when he breaks down wwe
bruce blitz >>> schaub
I only eat carbs
Gastelum women are notorious units. They would unironically heem everyone here, except me of course.
some retard that works at THQ did an AMA with 4+Yea Forums, They were left apologising lmao
and that's exactly why you shouldn't want to do an AMA here, no wonder they were bankrupt a while ago
Coral once did an AMA on /fit/ while pretending to be Schaub. That was pretty cool
freedom of speech and sponsorships rarely go well together.
They said the same thing about peaches & heem
the mac dre song?
>peaches (pussy)
>does not go well together with
>heem (notorious incel general)
you said it not me.
I'm talking about the new THQ (it got bought and then the company that bought it rebranded as THQ Nordic), it was within the last month or so. 4+4 is also worse than here so he really went full retard by doing it
ay
420 > 8 > 2 > 4 tbqhwumg
Who is the interim champ of Heem?
I've reached DMT like mental states listening to the JRE podcast while kundalini breathing AMA
Me but I'm also the Undisputed Champ
i would give this entire board a happy meal with soda if you ever tried to get in my face.
i don't eat mcdonalds so no thank you
Izzy is gonna make Gastebum look like an amateur
I'd give you a 5 guys and a shake, then glide out the door and mobilepost the story on /heem/.
what do people eat in Russia?
alcohol
this but unironically
Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Grant
Krylov
Dos Gorditas? Muchas gracias, senor. Me gusta
No he didn’t he just got fully paralyzed for life
Lesnot is coming back lol
vodka
fish
rye bread
snow
do peoplle even care? sometimes i think Dana thinks we're still in 2008 or something
I’d give you an Impossible slider combo, bangs root beer with fries
>imagine if dc lost
hehe
It's a good possibility that I'm just retarded but I don't even see mandrama fags caring much for that fight, it will have an underwhelming buyrate
Why would dc fight brock when he just lost?
Is he, dare i say, ducking Seth Rollins?
itd be exactly what DC deserves for this shit title reign
Brock heems DC
If Cain looked like absolute fucking shit in his return imagine how will bork look like in his return lmao
Brock only has a glass colon. Veglassquez is paper mache everywhere
what race is brock lesnar?
>MMA
>Real sport
an absolute classic
gutlet
Jacobs is going to heem cinnabum lmao
Artem heems Paulina.
Cain fought a pretty prime Ngannou.
Bork fights 40 year old DC who's already talked of retiring
American
this. jacobs is free money.
> tfw you’ve been a heem boy from the beginning and it’s now the most popular general on /speem/
death to /box/
Canelo would kill every MMA fighter
inshallah the heem holy war shall purge the pillowfisted infidels from our board
Canelo would get gadoosh in seconds you mong.
Reminder that
>Cucknelo got dominated by Floyd
>Conor landed a clean uppercut of Floyd and won rounds
>Khabib almost KO'd Conor
Cucknelo would get flushed by Khabib
>getting finished by Floyd Mayweather
>better than a split decision
...And That's a Good Thing
If I don't stop procrastinating I'm not going to finish all my classes and I'm not going to graduate. So thanks a lot heem.
Also remember that canelo would be fighting in the ufc welterweight division.
have a quick fap for mental focus
Is Adesanya the best prospect since Erick Silva?
he looks small af, maybe FW would be more fitting for him to move
Schaub said he wasnt going to make a pick for Poirier vs Holloway, then literally went on to pick holloway to win in the exact same thought lmao
I don’t know who any of those people are
Ive heard it both ways b
I did it twice today because i forgot i already did it
now im sticky
Based
If you think Holloway is winning, then you are a r-r-r-r-retard
For me, it is Boston Salmon
Fights this weekend?
Hollomeme
Memesanya
Rountree
Jouban
OSP
Winning what? The fight? The decision? The story of the fight? The battle? The war?
All cancelled my man, Max ate too many peach pits and gadooshed himself
can I get a link to an article about Ferguson's CTE behaviour
I guess I'm a retard then :(
Barnary Sherlock
Never wanted to heem a kid as bad as I do Tiger
honestly, Ross can probably do really well in BKFC right?
mmajunkie.com
>The restraining order was filed less than one week after six police units were dispatched to the Ferguson home in Santa Ana. Cristina Ferguson told police she was at her parents’ house in La Mirada this past Friday when Tony Ferguson took their 2-year-old son back to their house and changed the locks on the doors, according to a police report. She said she didn’t fear for the child’s safety, and officers left after determining there was no custody order and no crime committed.
>On Feb. 19, police conducted a welfare check on Tony Ferguson after he made unknown threats, and his wife and son left their house, according to a separate police report. Police spoke to an unidentified female who stated Tony Ferguson had “not slept for three days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a (computer) chip in his leg.” An unidentified male who’d called the police said the fighter had told him “someone was inside his walls.” Nearly two hours after the police made contact, Cristina Ferguson told police her husband’s trainer couldn’t get him to leave the house to see a doctor.
>Just three days earlier, on Feb. 16, Cristina Ferguson called police from a nearby park after leaving their home. She said that, while Tony Ferguson hadn’t been violent to her or anyone else, she was concerned for her husband’s well being. In police comments on the incident report, she reported that “he kept throwing ‘holy water’ at her,” and his condition – redacted in the report – had been getting worse. He’d also refused to go to a hospital for an evaluation.
Max Holloway
Kelvin Gastelum
Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban
Nikita Krylov
Maybe, kind of hard to say since he's up there in age.
ty
>According to declaration attached to the restraining order, Cristina Ferguson said her husband showed up this past Thursday to the La Mirada home where she had taken their son to live with her parents, per MMAFighting.com’s report. He allegedly wanted to take their son. When they refused, standing in front of the home to prevent him from leaving, he allegedly shoved them out of the way, ran through the house and picked up their son and jumped the fence. He allegedly fled on foot in the rain – with his son not wearing shoes or a diaper.
>The incident followed another encounter earlier that day in which Ferguson was suspicious of a car outside the La Mirada residence and confronted his wife about withdrawing money from their bank accounts to take their son to Italy.
Cristina Ferguson claims her husband has been “acting violent, paranoid and delusional for the past several months” and has gotten worse since 2017. She said he’s ripped off mirrors and dismantled appliances searching for tracking devices and cameras.
>On Feb. 5, Cristina Ferguson claimed her husband had stayed up all night and woke them up them to demand they leave because the lunar eclipse would cause a flood. He’d purchased a life raft and drove them 111 miles from their home to Palm Desert, Calif. In the midst of the episode, he agreed to medical treatment, but later refused.
On Feb. 12, Cristina Ferguson alleged Tony had a “psychotic break” and screamed at her, believing her to be someone else. She woke up later to Tony standing overhead and accusing her of being a witch.
is that cte or is he just being a regular spick?
for sure peahead is a munster
>gadooshed by canor
>GGGGGGGGGGGADOOOOOOOSHED by johncan
>gadooshed by canvarez and wouldve been gadooshed in the 2nd fight if eddie wasnt a retard throwing 12-6s on him
but wait, i bet youre thinking
>he knocked out le based gaychee
he's a fucking can too albeit an exciting bonus machine
Max
Adesanya
Anders
Grant
Krylov
Max is a terrible striker
fer sure my guy
ok
>On 2/16, Ferguson allegedly believed there were cameras in the refrigerator and ceiling fan. He also cut wires to the HVAC unit because he believed a tracking device was inside, tore the vanity mirror off the wall because he believed something was behind it, and took his son’s food away, believing it poisoned. She told police he kept throwing “holy water” at her and refused to go to a hospital for evaluation.
> On 2/19, an unidentified female stated Tony Ferguson had “not slept for 3 days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a computer chip in his leg.” Cristina Ferguson’s declaration, claims Ferguson tore up the fire place because he thought there was a hidden doorway under it.
>The 3/7 incident was the 3rd time police had been called to the Ferguson residence in two months and the 5th time in the past 14 months. None of the visits resulted in arrest or any crime charged.
>On 3/5 Cristina Ferguson said she tried to take her husband to Keck Medical Center at USC, but he fled the car as they hit traffic, crossing the freeway and jumping over a fence. He later reappeared at home.
>Tony Ferguson’s alleged behavior stretches back to his winning turn on “The Ultimate Fighter in 2011, Cristina Ferguson claims. She believes his behavior took a turn for the worse when he injured his knee and was forced to withdraw from a UFC 223 title fight with current champ Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Cristina Ferguson claims her husband was prescribed Risperidone, an anti-psychotic medication, after his “TUF” win and improved after they married in 2012. But he began displaying symptoms again in 2017, when he began drinking heavily.
>There are many frightening incidents which I have yet to list in this declaration, she wrote. “However, I have videos and photographs of his frightening, irrational and paranoid behavior, which depicts crying, laughing, muttering, yelling, etc. for no apparent reason
is this what they meant by schaub shutdown?
youtube.com
Psychosis and alcoholism. Probably a brutal feedback loop between the two
Jeremy Stephens is also a shit striker, so I don't see your point.
>looks like a fucking idiot against Lamas
>gets boxed up by Aldo twice
>On 29 January 2019, the NSAC announced a nine month suspension for Nurmagomedov, (retroactive to October 6, 2018) and a $500,000 fine. He will be eligible to compete again on 6 July 2019.
Is he just not aware of this or is he being fucking retarded on purpose?
He's been a joke for awhile now, now it's starting to not be funny anymore.
he is retarded but not exactly on purpose
i did witness a person that had that type of paranoia in the hospital. Tony needs help.
Can't khabib just do a PSA and fight right away though?
>MMA fighters trying to box
Schaub should have fought at 205 tbqh
he tried to but couldnt stop being a fatass
I'd like to see Jon also heem him
so Caneloposter is another one of the legless wonder's personalities right? he does his shtick in every single thread. who else could commit that kind of time other than spammy the cripple?
Reminder that this guy is a psychopath.
who crippled spammy?
All the same person
Society
diabeetus is my guy
Max
Naruto
Khalil
Jouben
Krylov
>celsius
Is this a new thing that I missed? This is what we're going with?
Al Qaeda
I'm just posting heems bro. Relax
yup
in the end, wasn't the REAL heem the friends we made along the way?
>remember when i won two picks in a row
felt good man..
that's me not the other guy, i lost my schaub folder, thank you for giving me a platform after all these years based coral
hellooooooo
shut the fuck up adeipootus u mae this joke everyday
Was Schaub's ground game a beast
Likewise bro.
>adeipootus
what language is this
doo doo magumbo
get layed virgin
you want me to shit in your gumbo?
I have never won the picks, multiple times just one off. Forever a heem gatekeeper... This time will be different though. Never felt better coming out of fight picks camp
>one user telling another user to have sex
Can I get an invite to the secret heemcord? I promise I'll be an asset to the server.
Holloway
Gastélum
Anders
Jouban
Krylov
>late thread
>everyone on Yea Forums must be a virgin because me socially retarded miserable cunt
virgin spotted
...
i only won those two times though.
Dustin Poirier
Kelvin Gastelum
Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban
Ovince Saint Preux
it would be even funnier if it wasn't so tragic
can't make this shit up