Troy is climbing the top-lad-charts quickly lately

Troy is climbing the top-lad-charts quickly lately

Oi troyo mate maaateeee

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where do i buy my very own wolves gimp mask?

Jamie Vardy needs to seriously up his game if he's to retain his top lad status.

Getting caught snorting coke off his lass' tits round the back of a Wetherspoons should do the trick.

Just borrow your dad's.

he's only got a strap-on my mam ploughs him with

>Troy is climbing the top-lad-charts quickly lately
Troy Deeney was jailed 7 years ago for kicking the shit out of some students

Based

What a caveman, no wonder so many of my dumb countrymen to go Britian if this shit is consider cool.

harvey price mother fucker

That's not even a Rey Mysterio mask, that's from the other literally who WWE shitter. Deserved the loss.

Deeney's not exactly smart, but he's honest. He's opened up about some topics footballers generally don't talk about, and I respect him for that at least

He's also loyal to his club

Gimmick celebrations are trash, watching footballers desperately try to make themselves go viral and become a meme is tedious.

I assume he doesn't do it for grumpy British EPL regulars but rather Mexican Facebook zoomers

Fucking L A D

He's a better person now, he even abstains from drinking in the weeks he has to play

>He was expelled from school when he was 14, before returning at the age of 15. He left at 16 without any GCSEs and began training as a bricklayer, earning £120 a week
>On 25 June 2012, Deeney was sentenced to ten months' imprisonment for kicking a man in the head during a brawl
>Since his release from prison in 2012, he has earned GCSEs in English, Science and Maths

allow ittttt

A shining beacon to all young offenders desu

He was wearing a Sin Cara mask lol, it was bound to go wrong

Loyle*

I really like the lad. He's the kind of player you respect regardless of his performances. That being said what's with Watford and having ex prisoners in their team?

should be england captain with vards up top with him

kane can sort out the orange slices at half time

Graduate of the school of hard knocks

What other lads are there?
Pickford?

>english heroes and role models are literal criminals, teen dads and illiterate niggers

anyone got the deeney dabbing on pogba image? i cant remember if it was last year, they beat united and he dabbed behind pogba in the center circle

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What's wrong with being a teen father if you're a multi millionaire? You'd clearly have the resources to support a child.

Crouch is a lad for sure, deserves an England recall

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>was at the arsenal/birmingham final 2011 because he supports birmingham
>on 100k a week
Nobody is going to pay him 100k a week unlike his absolutely retarded club

Don't recall him playing for any of those two

B A
S E
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Oh man I had no clue he earns 100k per week what the fuck was Watford thinking?

He also isn't on 100k a week, and please don't call us retarded if you clearly haven't been paying attention, you absolute 16 year old

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>all those seething mexishits

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>Raul Jimenez:
>Olympic gold medalist, Liga MX champion, Spanish Supercup winner, CONCACAF Cup winner, played in two World Cups, former Athletico Madrid, Benifa striker. Most expensive Mexican is football history

>Troy Deeney:
>sentenced to 10 months prison in 2012. Formerly played for Walsall and Halesowen Town on loan. Earned a few high school tier qualifications when he was well into his 20s

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Based Deeney

who else do/did we have?

I remember marlon king got sacked by us when he had his thing

Leicester were thinking of signing him after the title but even leic fans preferred he stayed with hornets

and deeney still plays for the better team lol

Leicester tried to take him away, but he said "fuck off, I want to stay". or something along those lines

Is this supposed to make me dislike him?

literally r*ddit: the player

Deeney's a cunt. If he's so good he should have scored before and not have to rely on a pen in injury time. Wolves were fucked then because they'd taken all their attacking players off to see out the game. Fair play to Watford and everything because they won it fair and square, but they were lucky bastards as well, and I'm sure the media will be extra nice to him because it gives them brownie points with him being an ex-convict nigger. If he plays a blinder and scores the winner in the final he will have actually achieved something, but until then he's still a literally who to everyone except Watford fans.

In Stoke with gang members could get messy

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Is it me or are there gays everywhere? #Burn #Die #MakesMeSick

Watfords front 2 are #savage

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>If he's so good he should have scored before and not have to rely on a pen in injury time.
literally: player is bad because he didn't score in one game. okay, thanks for your learned contribution, having watched your first watford game this season

>the media will be extra nice to him because it gives them brownie points with him being an ex-convict nigger
well now you're just being thick

Students are nearly entirely loud, cringe inducing middle class cunts

This makes me like him more

You're pretty thick yourself if you haven't realised how pathetic and shallow our media has become, and I also don't see you going after the thickos who are praising Deeney for an assault that could have killed someone.

If Deeney will call a fellow professional a 'loser' based on one game, then I'll judge him on one game, and player v player, Jimenez performed better, in that he actually scored a good goal in open play, and didn't need to rely on a clumsy challenge inside the box to rescue his team in injury time. However, if you want me to judge him over the whole season, then Jimenez beats him on that score too, having scored 12 goal in the PL to Deeney's 9. If you want me to judge him for his entire career, well, then there's no contest really.

On the one hand it is pretty funny to see him bringing some heat to his opposite number, but on the other, the fact he seemed to be genuinely salty over a goal celebration to the point of him acting a little insulting and smug over what was an exciting, tight game between two good teams, actually does make him look like a bit of a cunt 2bh.

just banter innit

you didn't see the full quote did you? deary me.

I saw the full quote, and Deeney's still a gobshite cunt. Now he'll play the victim with the full support of the media because a few Mexicans called him a nigger

>was a waster in his teenage years, improved himself academically and improved his behaviour
>is now a millionaire captaining a club in the world’s most popular league

Good for him, seriously.

>improved his behaviour
Last year he was openly flirting with his mistress on Instagram before his wife even found out he was having an affair. That's how she found out.

hahah based tho amirite lads changed man

None of those """achievements""" are impressive

But could messy do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

What did he mean by this?

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And? Roasties deserve no respect, he should bang as many of them as he possibly can.

It's yet more racism. Just because his skin looks like shit, no need to call him that.

Rightly he will be seen as a top bloke once again.