/hoc/

Asking a question from the end of the last thread. What can we expect to see from the Vegas pre-game show this year?

maximum onions

Same shit as last year

ST POOIS IS NOT FUCKIGN GOOD JESUS WHY IS EVERYONE DELUSIONAL

The entire central is equally mediocre

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>calgary and tampa get first roun byes
It's not fair lads

go knights

why did you guys let this be the thread

Because /hoc/ has low standards.

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

any idea what time the kitties press conference will be?

i imagine they will put up garth snow as new coach and nothing q related

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Colorado vs Columbus is the patrician cup final.

>no one giving Columbus a chance
The biggest mistake since letting edmonton play San Jose in 2006

I won’t say Columbus has a chance, but if bob can be regular season bob
I think they can win in 7, kucherov and stamkos are great and their depth is insane, but let’s be honest, they’ve worked too much, fuck tying most wins in regular season history because that’s literally worthless in the context of Tampa being great, it’s cup or bust for them, they think they have an easy series coming up, but don’t think for a second Columbus is just going to lie down and take it

anyone made a good prediction image?

This is the only correct bracket
bracketchallenge.nhl.com/brackets/108530

do we have a /hoc/ bracket challenge group lads

its time.

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Business idea: you must win at least 42 games to even be considered eligible for the playoffs.

Double digits iq down under

define win

If the scoreboard says your team has more goals than the other team you win.

>raging french canadian pleb false flagging

yeah nah gtfo

>gary-out wins still considered for the playoffs
trash system
now kys

OH SHIT NIGGAS

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Florida has hired coach Q
mobile.twitter.com/flapanthers/status/1115222786300096513?s=21

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BARKOV + Q

name a better duo

they still wont manage 35 wins

McDavid + Laviolette after this playoffs

>kitties hire Q
>sign breadman and goalie bob
Will they Stan Lee?

how do the pathers free up 16+ mil in cap space

>Reimer and Luongo on unmovable deals
They aren’t getting Bob. Panarin is very realistic as he loves playing for Q

Not unless Montembeault can pull a Binnington

Can we all take a moment to laugh at the Flyers

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only if we can laugh at the >kongs while we are at it

A fucking BATTERY

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Players that will benefit from Q

>Barkov
>Matheson
>Yandle
>Malgin
>Vatrano
>Borgstrom

Players that will likely get shit on
>Hoffman
>Huberdeau
>Trochek
>Ekblad
>Luongo
>Reimer

Jesus that was fast.

Teds more like SPEDs lel

Based and Qpilled

What’s the best playoff series in this past decade?

This makes no fucking sense. Why would Q shit on Ekblad or Huberdeau?

cliambrown.com/bracket2019/league/2869p/

Huberdeau is underrated as fuck. Drafted 3rd overall and hit 90 points this season.

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Wish he would coach Pulju
Shit defensively

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Holy shit there's so many mad buffalel fans on twitter. I thought philly fans would be pissed but it's the same people who scream that eichel > barkov who are crying.

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Barkov babby!

Q check
Panarin ?
Bob ?

i'm hyped lad

thanks buddy

Matheson and Yandle finished like -20 each. Ekblad is 1. He's their best defenseman.

>panarin?
>bob?
Why do people think they'll sign with Florida?

I'm not sure losing McFarland for Kitchen along with Garth Snow getting somekind of role in the organisation is that great even though kitties got Q

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>Using +/-
Both of those defenders are getting harder matchups

He has to poop. His butt is all stinkybevause he has to poop so badly. Hell shit on them out of his wiener in a long, thin strip. It will be wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The poop will sit on them, naked in the Florida sun, and looking like a wiener

"Why are we here?!" They will cry, will poop coming out of their boobs

Binlan-Helvetia now

Yandle is a bad defenseman. They only keep him around because he tells them jokes. One time I was in the locker room and he told this joke about a time he peed on lady's leg and it smelled like a butt.

Just admit you don't watch the games. You're embarrassing yourself.

he's a pretty funny guy desu
youtube.com/watch?v=s5B1P7W9dqI

Is Owen Tippett a real deal?

youtu.be/otvrHEaoxQM
>Finnish goaltenderizing

REDDIT TEAMS
>trashville
>Relocanes
>vegass
>lgbtning
>cuckorado
>loserpeg
>yinzer niggers
>islels
>laffs
>jackets

OUR/BASED TEAMS
>flimmers
>sharkies
>crapitals
>broonz
>blose

Thoughts?

Garth snow is gonna fuck you guys up. I swear to god he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near general management. I’m still mad at him for the Ladd contract

>>>/reddit/

sonk

youtu.be/dSJhatkhnQY
>female comen"tater"

you need guys like this in the locker room when you rarely get to the ploffs too

just look at all the ball spike vids in twitter, he is always involved in them somehow

he is putting up some good numbers, but still on fench about when he should be brought up.
maybe next season?

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youtu.be/necq9Px1OjE
Sonk

switch sharks for islanders and bruins goes to reddit. not too bad of a list

>b-but his +/- is good
>no one gives a fuck about +/-
>b-but you dont watch le games!!!1!!!
top kek
sunbelt opinions on full display this morning

back to /r/the_donald cuck

How are the islanders reddit though?

He's been absolutely outstanding in the OHL playoffs this year.
6 games 8+6 points

Obviously I've only watched highlights so I can't really judge him that well, but it really is starting to look like >we hit the jackpot when >we drafted him instead of Vilardi.

would totally deke my way inside Susanna Tapani

Do me a solid my main man and kill you're self

she would heem the shit outta a beta finn like yourself

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>I LOVE girls haha I’m totally secure in my masculinity don’t you just LOVE girls haha

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1-9 and a Canadian team makes the cup finals

Women are stupid and I don't respect them. They suck at hockey and I WONT have sex with them.

girls stink

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>not liking trannies

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Avalanche in 6.

Sounds great.

Huby-Barkov-Dadonov
Hoffman-Tro-Tippett
Vatrano-Borg-Malgin

Flames in 4.

6 what you stoner faggot

You wish m8

Yeah maybe 4 million years you stoner FAGGOT

Cringe

Hello new friend.

avs will get swept in 5

no wishing required bongman
flames dominated the regular season series and are a complete team
avs squeaked into the playoffs with fucking loser points and have no business being in the post season

Hi you sunbelt stoner FAGGOT

Sneed

t. dyke

I squeaked into your moms vagina and lost my virginity you sunbelt stoner faggot

LMAO fucking kill your self with that shit opinion

imagine NOT making the playoffs

>opinion
nothing but facts faggot

This thread is full of faggots FYI

You played Avs mainly after Thanksgiving when they took a nose dive.
Even then they were one goal games.
Avs are hot shit at the moment senpai.

>KINO tier
Isles vs pengs
Ruins vs Laffs
Caps vs canes

>Good tiger
Flames vs Aves
Jest vs Bloos
Preds vs stars

>r*ddit tier
Blots vs jackeks
Shorks vs knightzzz

>Avs are hot shit at the moment senpai.
lost to the fucking >shorks in the last game of the regular season

t. Stoner faggot that has never seen a Stanley Cup parade

Nothing Kino about the Laffistanis unless you want to see them get swept or choke a game 7

i swear to god they better keep hoffman this offseason and not trade him away

bring tippet up and with q's guidance and balls-grabbing, finally get a stanlee bowl to south florida

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what is more kino than witnessing the tears of 5+ million morontonians?

I took a hot shit on your moms chest you sunbelt stoner faggot

On purpose so Avs don't play the preds again. Seems like a tactic to me.

Next season jackets are signing jeff skinner Gustav nyquist and resigning dzingel and werenski

>team needs to dodge an opponent in the post season
lmao already displaying weakness
avs getting swept

Jackets will win Wednesday and Friday
Don’t @me

youtu.be/FgMlZ4zFJMc

The jets will be the only team that gets swept

Remember how last year ted didn’t want to play penguins so instead they blew a 2-0 lead to Washington?

dont tell me what to do

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>mad
>at jet engine propelled aircraft

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MY COLUMBUS BLUEJACKETS

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Watch florida luck their way into a #1/2 overall pick too. Local hometown boy Hughes or other hometown boy Kakko.

>avs fans are this delusional
will make it even better when they lose in 5

Undeniable Top 10 NHL prospects rankings

>Makar
>Kratsov
>Glass
>Necas
>Bouchard
>Kaut
>Dobson
>Zadina
>Wahlstrom
>Kaprizov

Chance to make it: Kappo, Hughes, Cozens, Denisinkov, Vilardi, Q.Hughes and Suzuki

Makar is going to be an absolute powerhouse for the Avs.

Now it's a case of weather Avs want to play him on the playoffs or wait till after 1st July for an ELC so they don't have to use a protection slot on him in the expansion draft.

Glass is shit, Bouchard smokes crack

Penis

Proxy off kippers you degenerate fuck

>no brannstrom
shit list

>Huby-Barkov-Kakko

Who could ever stop them?

Poor mans tobias enstrom

garth snow's shenanigans in the organisation

>no one even talking about Garth Snow
>everyone mentions the Wild

>Zadina
this kid is floundering in the ahl

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Have you seen his metrics? This guy is gonna get dominated outside of a 3rd pairing

Please stop defending Dorian

Reminder

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CONTINUE TO BE FRIGHTENED LAD

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>a brit talking about hockey? Blasphemy!
Kys amerilard

…yeah, he's floundering like kneelander, except at something less than a million dollars a goal

If you're being serious in any of your posts you're legitimately retarded

>"I'm not gay stop saying that."

>I don't like thing
>retarded
>proxy!
>dumb

Can you even think of an actual comeback other than name calling? Or is that all they taught you in low iq high school?

yeah, he is doing fine in the ahl
meanwhile you have a bunch of players in that list that struggle to perform college leagues

discord.gg/tP5F38T

>no one even talking about the wild
>everyone coming out of the closet

you've probably never seen ice in your life you dumb paki
britain is sunbelt

obsessed with the leafs much?

Imagine if the teds upset tampa

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who are you quoting you retarded stoner faggot

>bait swallowed whole

>Sweden trailed France by a goal nearly halfway through the game, but rallied for an important 2-1 win on Sunday in Espoo. The winless French are relegated to Division I.

>Pernilla Winberg scored the second-period winner, and Melinda Olsson also tallied for Sweden, which lost its opener to Germany 2-1 in a shootout and then fell 5-3 to the Czechs.

>"We had some ups and downs," said Winberg, a four-time Olympian who is playing in her 12th IIHF Ice Hockey Women's World Championship. "All teams here are good. So all the games are going to be tough. But I think we did the hard work out there that we needed to win."

>Lara Escudero scored for France, which has zero points in three tries despite delivering a valiant effort. The French complete their preliminary round against Germany on Monday.

>i was just pretending to be retarded
bravo

Hook, line and sinker.

>women
>hockey
No. I wouldn't have a problem if they called it something else. They shouldn't call it hockey.

>The U.S. grabbed a three-goal first-period lead and never looked back en route to a 8-0 thrashing of Switzerland on Sunday night.

>After three straight losses, the Swiss will seek their first tournament win against host Finland on Monday. The Americans plan to complete a perfect round-robin against Russia on Tuesday before questing for their fifth straight world title in the playoffs.

>"It was a great team win," said U.S. defender Megan Keller. "I think we came out ready to go and brought a lot of energy. So it's great when everybody's firing on all cylinders."

>Dani Cameranesi led the way with two goals and an assist. Keller and Amanda Kessel both scored twice, and Alex Carpenter had a goal and an assist. Hilary Knight also tallied for the Americans, and Emily Pfalzer added a pair of helpers.

see
FAGGOT

what a master baiter

I’m pulling Hyderabad. How about you?

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Who, your mom?

about to brew a second cup

sweden can still get relegated if they lose to japan tomorrow

which would be a pretty big upset

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>Buoyed by two first-period goals and a strong defensive effort, the Czech Republic earned a 3-1 win over Japan and a 2019 Women’s Worlds quarter-finals berth.

>The result is as exciting for the Czechs as it is disappointing for Japan. Coach Petr Novak’s team has the potential to become the highest-finishing Czech team ever, outstripping 2016’s sixth-place squad. No Czech team has ever opened the Women's Worlds with three straight wins before. The Czechs have one preliminary round game left against unbeaten Germany on Tuesday.

>Meanwhile, Japan, with three points, now faces a do-or-die situation against Sweden, which has four points, on Tuesday. The loser goes down. The Swedes are in dire straits, never having been relegated before.

>"I think it will be a very tough game, because we have to win the next game and they do too," said Osawa, who just won an SDHL title in her first year with Lulea HF. :We'll just focus on our play and skate and we'll keep up a big passion."

Bairstow more like BairBLOWS

>That one leaf retard gettin' baited by everybody...

Antti Miettinen desu

>every talking about the Minnesota wild
>no one stops talking about them

twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/1115254620052434944
>Stay tuned to the #FlaPanthers Facebook page for a press conference stream at 12:00 PM

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They've got $20M of capspace after the cap rises to $83M, dumping Reimer's $3.5M and resigning UFAs/RFAs evens out. Even if Bob gets a Padqvist contract and Panarin another $10M, they'd still be compliant.
More important questions are if the owners are willing to lose tens of millions per year (they do claim they're willing to spend), and whether it makes sense to load the team's F corps just before the Seattle expansion.

>that one retarded burger getting baited by a leaf

kys ugly f*nn you dont even watch nhl you just bandwagon your mongol country”men”

FUCK finaldn

Q fired calling it now

>that country of retarded Finns getting baited by everyone

>They've got $20M of capspace after the cap rises to $83M
you mean 7mil in capspace with the increase to 83mil??
even if they bought out reimer they wouldnt get anywhere close to 20m

>getting baited by Finland
Thanks for the (you) dumbass

@91934717
mental illness

>getting baited this hard

>greentexting this hard

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Finland getting absolutely baited

I'm so hard rn

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Would be quite based

LOVE Finland

>he's still talking about the wild
>no ones talking about the wild

I love Finlan too, especially based kittiesfinns

pacing around my room, so FUCKING frustrated @ you guys

The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>he took the bait

>this fucking thread

Man Columbus is going to win

Like x1

kaapo kakko
is gonna KAKKA SOME GOALS IN THE NHL :DDD
KAKKA KAAPO XDDDD

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Why do memes only include the jackets getting btfo

Pretty certain that the draft lottery is rigged and that Edmonton is going to get another first overall pick

more like perro caca

no need to imply, I took the bate like a shark

>getting baited by finland
It's 1993 all over again

*deploys elite draft specialist Taylor Hall*

Heh... nice try, Edmonton...

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hit me up some baits

Laine is good at hockey
Pick Y or N

The Colorado Avalanche will beat the Calgary Flames in six games.

The bluejackets have a good chance to upset

Y

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can i pick both

No

I think the final will be Tampa versus Carolina

5'11 vs 6'0

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barkie looks like he just smoked a fucking ounce of the cron-don

Tfw dont have to edit for another 2 days

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strawpoll.com/6ckgffek

What's the issue?

your choice of placement for the detailed team series is absolutely shit

It's in order of occurance

the colorado avalanche will not put even more talent to waste with their top 3 sens pick

well it's god damn shit

pens in 4

>5pm start is before 4pm

Well then fuck the NHL for not having 4 games on each day

it does if it's in another state

Thinking about pusi

mind = blown

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Finland is making bad posts again. Bring on Sweden and Russia instead.

he asked for b8 m8

thinking about tranny cock myself

agreed

seems a bit gay

*by conference

Where is Karlsson going to land this summer?

in some milk and salty coins

What did the Panthers mean by this?

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its shit

What do you lads like on your threepeat?

Sunbelt retards think Trump is so “epin” by doing fast food catering so they follow him like lemmings and do the same thing. You’ve been seeing it for months now.

assurances that the pongs can even win another cup

McDavid when Colin Wilson did that sweet spin and backhand goal in the Edmonton vs Avs game.

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Wahlstrom is softer than Gumby, kid is a fucking stiff

>beating up on non-playoff bound teams is the highlight of the avs season

Edmonton wil never reach the playoffs.

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and? why is racking up the score on a team like this noteworthy?

Connor "If I didnt want to be here I wouldnt have signed an 8 year deal" McDavd

you just know he was crying the moment he saw bustthews sign for 5 years

t. boiling Albortion

Plz trade Guentzel for Nylander
We gifted you Kessel

Shant

kneelander for Guentzel

kek

>laffs

poor guys watching his prime years slip before his eyes because of some old guard, its sad to see.

But leafs told me guentzel is only good cause he plays with crosby. Why would you want him?

yep and now jack hughes or kappo kakko is going to be forced to do the same in denver

I'm nervous tbqh

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Retain $4M of his annual cap hit and we'll giv you Dominik Simon instead

I'm almost embarrassed >we're playing the Penguins. This is a blessing for the Isles and an easy trip to round 2. Trotz is already planning round 2 against the beat up Caps thinking they have it easy against the Canes. See you in the Conference Finals, Bruins.

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You're shit

test

tested

>im almost embarrassed we are facing a two time stan lee winner from this decade
jesus, when did islander fangays become to full of themselves?

Someone link me to the kitties stream please

>taking the b8

honestly i feel like your chances of not getting caught up in a shitty system/organization are better if you go middle of the pack, like id rather not go in the 1st three rounds if i meant i was gonna get sent to a team thats actually commited to a rebuild

actually i sorta recant, didnt aho go in the 2nd round?

>be koopa kaka
>go to the degenerate city of bingbing
>career derails
Feels bad

will be reporting the next person to post bait

will also be reporting anyone who takes the bait

High Priest of Ted here
We're working around the clock to assimilate Tampa Bay
Be prepared for the end

Edmonton is a few miles NNW m8

facebook /Flapanthers

its a crap shoot either way
one thing for certain is we havent seen a franchise defining player drafted since the aughts

twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/1115284769770737665

Do I need a Facebook or something because it's not working

kitties are a lock for the cup next season i reckon

werks on my muscheen

>q """""genuinely""""""" believes the panthers are a cup contender
oof is he in for a wake up call

For me it's Canada vs Russia in about 15 bings

No Ted, no weird shit

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>tfw

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>you will see Luongo raise the cup right before he retires thanks to Q

youtube.com/watch?v=nDtj-2qnTXk
feelsfeelsman

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i wish selanne let me fuck his wife

VERY autistic

but I like it

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>BARK-ov

heh heh heh

How can you watch this and then try to deny that anime doesn’t cause mental illness?

it's not even the olympics

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excuse me but this language belongs to Yea Forums, not 4channel.

nice

>Poulin playing
Get fucking hype

grim

3 legends and the bust

strawpoll.com/6ckgffek
Reminder that Florida Will NOT get panarin or bobrovsky and will have to settle for joe pavelski

love this, thanks

frig off Randy

What is that one guy doing with all those ppg players?

Yikes why would panarin want to play in a place that averages 3 fans a game

cant wait for the liking ted meme to die

Barkov and his two dads

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he cute

Ted is based

left it all out on the ice last weekend lads.

He looks like he wants to die

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I've got a good feeling about this

its just the face of autism mate
you of all people should know this

>quenneville is like winning the Stanley cup for the panthlels
KEK
Can’t wait to see them fail

Who is better at Fortnite Barkov or Laine?

Quenneville

Who is Ted? Asking seriously.

And the fat youtube guy with the white board who does nothing but repeat stats of teams and shows what you can see in 5 seconds on NHL.com......I can't tell if people actually like him?

Avs fans tomorrow when they get Ottawas 1st overall pick.

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barkie is a call of duty chad

>t. Buttmad philly/buffalo fan

there were some really tasty riffs last night on here, lads

Actually I’m a jackets fan but Florida is gay

i imagine patrik likes sniper rifles and lmgs

while barkov loves building massive forts with his autism

People are lazy

>Who is Ted?
You just replied to him

just a couple of memes. nothing worth bothering over.

Ted lives in ohio and frequently posts pictures of him smoking weed in his car listening to dad rock and his short fat mutilated penis.

Well, you can stake that claim —
Good work is the key to good fortune
Winners take that praise
Losers seldom take that blame
If they don’t take that game
And sometimes the winner takes nothing
We draw our own designs
But fortune has to make that frame

We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That’s the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones

Why are we here?
Because we’re here.
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens.
Roll the bones

Faith is cold as ice —
Why are little ones born only to suffer
For the want of immunity
Or a bowl of rice?
Well, who would hold a price
On the heads of the innocent children
If there’s some immortal power
To control the dice?

We come into the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That’s the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones..

Jack — relax.
Get busy with the facts.
No zodiacs or almanacs,
No maniacs in polyester slacks.
Just the facts.
Gonna kick some gluteus max.
It’s a parallax — you dig?
You move around
The small gets big. It’s a rig
It’s action — reaction —
Random interaction.
So who’s afraid
Of a little abstraction?
Can’t get no satisfaction
From the facts?
You better run, homeboy —
A fact’s a fact
From Nome to Rome, boy.

What’s the deal? Spin the wheel.
If the dice are hot — take a shot.
Play your cards. Show us what you got —
What you’re holding.
If the cards are cold,
Don’t go folding.
Lady Luck is golden;
She favors the bold. That’s cold
Stop throwing stones —
The night has a thousand saxophones.
So get out there and rock,
And roll the bones.
Get busy!

Necas will be elite because his name sounds the most like the N word. Glass will bust (like glass). Kratsov is Krapsoft. Wahlstrom sounds like a jew.

Texier is better than everyone here

>a fucking train

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Is Ted an unironic fan of the blue jackets?

>Kappo Cucko
>First overall pick
Grim if true

yes user, they do exist

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..
I came...
I came..

Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet
Ooh, girl your breath is HARSH
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still killa a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz
4 door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas

Hi, may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
And like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!

My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say
that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's
put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's
broke ass no mo'

My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama
and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane

>in a perfect world

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>18 goals in a meme final
this reeks of sunbelt opinions

The most overrated player of 2018-19 is Elias Pettersson. He wasn't even a point per game player but Canucks fans pretend like he's the 2nd coming of Wayne Gretzky.
>b-but it's his first year
He's 20 years old. He's the same age as Laine. This is his peak.

t. gary

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>lumberjack dykes still havent scored against vodka dykes

i thought canada was supposed to be a powerhouse in these womens tourneys

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this is the real bracket lads

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what madness is this

Dahlin should be getting way more recognition than he has gotten so far

Yeah he posts his bong outside of his disgusting carpeted apartment sometimes.

Yes. He most frequently shows up when the Jackets lose to the Pens, sperging out until a mod finally shows up to ban him.

definitely made by a lifelong Golden Knights fan.

choo choo

correct bracket coming through

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>le cant score or defend man
why? cause he can skate real good?

>Everyone has the Embers beating the Ass
>Every game was close and Embers mostly beat Avs when they beat themselves.

I will be laughing in 2 weeks

One of the best things about being a pens fan is humiliating ted

>bloos vs bruins
>bruins winning
>correct bracket
only a shit bracket like this could be made by a bruins fan.

>everyone has the flames beating the avs
>even though the flames won every game the avs beat themselves
>somehow this means the avs will beat the flames
you'll be pretending to be a different user in 2 week

>bong outside of apartment
Sorry lad that’s not at my apartment that’s my house

more like shoo shoo tranny

Th-they are tinkering with the lines

flames are the better team. this isn't even debatable.

We all know how much you love cock so there is no surprise here

THEY
CUT
THE
PLANE
IN
HALF

18 year old Rasmus Dahlin deserves it way more IMO

*my dad's house

thinking about that one user who swore the debbies were legit this year bc they beat the caps in week 1

for what reasons?

imagine raising a son and having him end up being ted. or worse an animefag. Would kill us both desu

to make canucks fans angry

is he the mentally ill man that spams the sealab shit

Well I guess you should do it now

about to go into double OT in salavat/avangard
must win for salavat
>a fucking train

Hung over at work lads

>thinking anime could possibly be as bad as ted
lmao'ing at your life famalam

>excessively drinking on the lords day
repent

he went directly into the NHL at 18 years old, skipping playing in the AHL, started as a top pairing blue liner, is an impact player. I just think the younger guy deserves it more

Has grease finally offed himself?

twitter.com/JamesonCoop/status/1115260015403778049
>No news about Luongo’s future today. He expects to sit down with management in a few weeks to discuss. He sounds eager to return and said he’s more than willing to accept a backup role.

likely gonna be backup if they get bob or other proven tendie during offseason, not sure i want monty as a starter yet

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>a canadian calling out someone's drinking

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Damn your lips very soft
As I turn my Blackberry off
And I turn your bath water on
And you turn off your iPhone
Careless whispers, eye fuckin', bitin' ass
Neck, ears, hands, legs, eatin' ass
Your pussy's too good, I need to crash
Your titties, let 'em out, free at last
Thank God almighty, they free at last
We was up at the party but we was leavin' fast
Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas
I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass
Chasin' love, lot of bittersweet hours lost
Eatin' Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce
Tell your boss you need an extra hour off
Get you super wet after we turn the shower off

twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/1115298106994765825
>#FlaPanthers GM Dale Tallon said no truth to rumors former #Isles GM Garth Snow is joining the organization. “I do play golf with him,” Tallon said.

found out I had family get kicked out of Rhode Island in the 18th century for being royalists and drinking on a Sunday recently. Shant ever drink on Sunday now.

>fifth period
>0-0

Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

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these are all points that confirm that the sabres are terribly managed not that dahlin deserves the calder

let's go vanguards

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PANTHERS CONFIRMED WINNING THE 2020 STAN LEE
JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON NOW

GOAL! @natspooner5 tips in a @briglacquette shot for her 50th career goal, a PP marker to put up 1-0. #WomensWorlds

already planning on betting my entire life savings on Panthers next year.

smart man

Can I have a (You)? Been a pretty rough weekend.

Would rather watch the metropolitan win another cup than watch one single second of dykepuck.

yaaaaaaaaasss

losing McFarland for Kitchen stings still though..but maybe Q wants a disciple with him

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here (you) go

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here's to a better week

based

Heres you free (you) lad, plus checking those dubs for you

man it's snowing late this year

lucky you. I don't want winter to end yet :(

>You by Gold Panda

Let's see your over/under for OT games this postseason lads

giv khl strim pls

...

nice

onhockey

SCF picks? for me, its the Tampa Bay Shannons vs. he Calgary Shannons

twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/1115291210590117889
>Philly, apparently, did not get outbid but Q wanted to work with Dale and Barkov. And he likes Gulfstream Park.

LMAO

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16

onhockey.tv

>And he likes Gulfstream Park.
this shouldnt be a shock to anyone when you consider the other choice fuck filthiladelphia
youtube.com/watch?v=0og0tMH5mqY

got falafel and gyro for lunch lads
who /mohammad/ here

>gyro
>/mohammed/
don't let the Greek hear you say that.

all kebab is middle eastern
dont let "european" greeks fool you

Avangard needs to play Karri Ramo in net. With Finns you wins

i get it from a bro named mohammad from palestine

Based. Kind of close, but I literally just made some hummus. Just had enough Tahini and lemon juice for the batch.

Shall be using it on superior Swedish knackebrod (wasa brand). Very exciting.

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I'm aware I just fear the impending autistic Greek invasion of /hoc/ should they find out.

Sounds about right, remember to give at least 4 to the Caps first round series

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imagine how fired up the players are

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Yikers
I guess no one thinks the lightning can shit their pants, Columbus can make them

they should focus on filling arenas before wasting more careers

Gyros and falafels are great. Was considering getting a falafel myself today.

91936243

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q is going to be a laughing stock when the kitties fail next season

Olympic sized ice with no trapezoid is so satisfying to watch.

non /hoc/ related but friendly reminder that Irish "people" are potatoniggers

SHANT be listening to jealous leafs
SHALL be rooting for my /lifelong/ kitties

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Reminder
YIKES

Oh shit, thanks for the reminder. Was having drinks with coworkers the other day and I couldn't remember what to yell at this one chicks Irish boyfriend

>Panarin wanting to play for Florida
I know the Columbus FA market is going to get plundered but cmon, why would he go somewhere with less fans and exposure?

>the city of filthadelphia

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>kitties
why would you want to give your sports team a cute nickname? panthers sounds intimidating. kitties sounds like a dumb joke. stupid sunbelter

weather, no personal income tax

>maple leafs

And becomes a nobody in the NHL
Yeah I don’t think so

I bet this KHL game goes to triple OT

Fact
Columbus will win this series
1stohiobattery.com/columbus-blue-jackets-analysis/2019/04/3465/seven-reasons-the-columbus-blue-jackets-might-have-a-chance-to-upset-the-tampa-bay-lightning

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GOAL! @RJohnst6 circles, spins, shoots and scores to give a 2-0 lead. #WomensWorlds

>having to choose between the teds and a sunbelt team
dreadful.

>a chance
>might
God damn. If these bets were hedged any harder, they'd be lining fields in Normandy.

One team is a snow belt team

This is how the Teds try to get you.
Don't listen to them.

>khl match not involving either big money ska or big money cska against "the other team" is actually even and exciting

color me shackled

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>columbus is snow belt
Where's my Indiana team then?

Bobkov is a champ

What happened to that one Russian faggot who said Putin would literally make sure ska won the other season?

Columbus sweeps Tampa in 4

Will the Avs actually be so fucking dumb as to sign Cale Makar for the playoffs and then have to protect him in the expansion draft???

Salavat won a few years ago.

If you follow interviews and beat writers like Aaron Portzline you would know Bob wants a larger market like a New York. Florida will make an offer but unless he's radically changed his reasoning I don't think he will take it. He had to backup Varlamov for Team Russia and only lost by one goal to the US while Varlamov let down the team. He wants fame.

gonna go for a bike ride, lads

t. Dutch person

olympic ice is gay but no trapezoid is based

>metsola

jesus

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The first game or two of every series is guaranteed to be shit like always with all these days off

when's the lottery?

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT STAY OUT

Won’t expect anything except for my favorite team to suck against Tampa, I guess it’s another year of nothing accomplished
This team will never win anything

yeah 3 days off wow it's not like that happens during the regular season either or anything

This seems like a false Ted.

metsola getting absolutely peppered

this keeps up it isnt going to end well for the underdogs sadly

yup

GOAL! @katbt617 jams in a @natspooner5 rebound for a 3-0 lead. #WomensWorlds

GOAL! @natspooner5 tucks in a wraparound for another PP goal ... 4-0 . #WomensWorlds

Does anyone even think Eichel > Barkov anymore?

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Metsola has been inhuman all his career, i'm very surprised he hasn't gotten a NHL deal

>replying to the wrong post

Embarrassing desu.

Can't wait for 36-36-12

Bluejackets in 4

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GOAL! @natspooner5 finishes her hattrick with another wraparound, extending the lead to 5-0. #WomensWorlds

I hope the lightning just give the jackets a series win

womens worlds is over, whats your problem

My mistake, I (You)’d the wrong person. May I please have my (You) back?

Unironically no heart on that team

Shall be making the kitties my new second team

hahahahahahaaa fuck you pöndejuntit car parts!! :DDDD

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>easy trip

Nigga no. This is gonna be a challenge for the isles.

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yeah i've got isles in 7 in my predictions, think it will be one of the closest series of the round

It’s going to be 4 quick simple games for the penguins stop being retarded

might be his size. 5'10" is pretty small for a goalie

redpill me on todd mclellan, edmonton. was it more of a coaching problem or organizational problem?

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>Why would a Russian want to live in South Florida

The Coilers don't fire incompetent people like MacT, they promote them

he wasn't great for the sharks either. probably a combination of all three. players, org, him.

well, why?

Bluejackets hear my prayers
Win the cup and I will not post my cock

>Trotz is already planning round 2 against the beat up Caps
Not so fast.

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triple overtime is starting for the KHL eastern conference finals game 6. I don't remember the last time a game went triple overtime in the NHL

Nobody wants to live there
It’s a vacation spot
People want to live in places like New York, Texas, California, Ohio

how about you just cut off your cock and send it to hiro it would save a lot of effort you degenerate

Oh god no

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Xheattle Dickgirls

>Ohio
lol nice try ted

literally only metsola keeping his team playing still

i bet the goal on him will be some dumb shot which everyone on hoc could save, just to ruin the ending

Panthers really lost me when they had tranny teenager appreciation night. Those degenerate freaks don't deserve an ounce of success.

who here /shavingbeardforploffs/?

I wouldn't be surprised if the final goal is a softie. playing triple overtime is like playing 2 games back to back as a goaltender. they must be so tired

chances mclellan got carried by a good sharks team his whole career and is actually shit?

i mean he wasn't even smart enough to cover sami salo on the powerplay

>living in Ohio
You've never actually been to Ohio have you?

I wouldnt say no one wants to live there, Im pretty sure there are states like Ohio (Texas for instance) that are blowing up because of people getting the fuck out of the west coast or east because living costs are insane, and they can find the same salary or something better in an area where the living costs are low.

FACT
Columbus has never lost to an Atlantic team In the playoffs

I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to be, but I want to know how he is with younger players. If all sails point north, we're going to have a lot of Amerks on this team next year. Gotta have a guy that can work with them.

They've never lost to a pacific or central team in the playoffs either lol

BASED guaranteed Stanley cup

They lost to Detroit in 2009, so technically that’s an Atlantic team

>fixed music poll from last night
strawpoll.me/17768851
strawpoll.me/17768851
strawpoll.me/17768851

How do you feel about the Sabres reaching out to Q in December and him saying him saying no?

Cheeky.

columbus is undefeated in the playoffs against 75% of teams? how are they so good?

Actually that was a central team

i suggested ted fucks his vaccuum if the teds win the cup but he said he already does that as it is so im out of ideas for him

>him saying him saying no?

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never conceded a goal past the first round of the playoffs

Bulju to Florida :-DDDDDDD

FACT
The Teds have never lost to the Blots in the playoffs.

It's still the group stage bud

...

I feel nothing at all

AVANGARD ARE GOING TO THE FINALS

I feel you mate