OFFICIAL Los Angeles Dodgers @ Colorado Rockies Game Thread

ESPN Exclusive game tonight
Dodgers going for the sweep against the rockies before they head to St Louis
Lineups

>doyers
Joc Pederson(L) LF
Justin Turner(R) 3B
Corey Seager(L) SS
A.J. Pollock(R) CF
Cody Bellinger(L) RF
David Freese(R) 1B
Enrique Hernandez(R) 2B
Austin Barnes(R) C
Julio Urias(L) P

>rox
Charlie Blackmon(L) RF
Trevor Story(R) SS
Nolan Arenado(R) 3B
David Dahl(L) LF
Mark Reynolds(R) 1B
Ian Desmond(R) CF
Chris Iannetta(R) C
Garrett Hampson(R) 2B
Chad Bettis(R) P

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First for Rockies

Doyers will win 16-3

Dodgers!

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And they still won't win a world series

Go Doyers

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Go Rockies

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god bless /based/

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Nice DP

Good at bat for Blackmon

>Poorias scared of pitching to Basednado
kek

this beaner looking like vance worley

LOADED

god I love jessica mendoza

>bases loaded

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Please do something Ian

Fuck

Imagine ever relying on Desmond.

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>risp

WEW

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>rookies
LOL

It's the worst thing Bridich has done in his time here. That money could have been used to extend DJ or Ottavino

Damn it

Belli double

>espn coverage
plz stop

>Dodgers v Rockies
>let's talk about the Yankees on the DL!

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FUCK YOU BLACKMON

DUDE CHARLIE
WOWWW

ROFL URIAS RBI

>rockies fielding
ahahahahahahahahaha

URIAS RBI
>blackman

Rockies have packed it in already
I mean the season not just this game

Nice watching the rocks just give up

that's actually a rather stirring image, OP
ty

>Shitmon

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That's gotta be the 1st time I ever saw Blackmon fuck up ever wow.

It's early.

Goggle Power!

Based Urías

Yeah usually he's spot on.

I know its early but I'm beginning to miss DJ

>arod meme convo segment

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wow arod looks fresh t b h

At least it's baseball-related and not about if you hear Yanny or Laurel or the Royal Wedding

at least we have 8 separate interviews with players/managers to look forward to during the game!

That's true, seeing those throws from third base with that POV was nice

Charlie is really off tonight

>Dahl hurt
We just can't get one fucking break, can we

the problem is you have too many breaks
heyooooo

How exactly? My team is historically shit

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Clutch Freese

>shitmon

ICE COLD FREESE

>Woman speaks up to say something obvious

Do the Rockies exist solely to be a punching bag for LA?

>bud going to bullpen
>put a meme shift on kike
>get bit in the ass
its fucking over

Based bananas

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What the fuck happened to the NL West? Literally the only competition from this division so far is from the Dodgers bullpen being shit.

K E E
A
Y

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enough with the bellyflopping

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JFC Rockies try not to look dead on the field

ROFL ROOKIES

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why come the coors player cant defense

TYBBM

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It's early, the Rockies are banged up for the most part. I guarantee you they won't be this bad like they are now.

I didn't know it was legal to show rape on television.

Chad BTFO

damn, at least the doyers bullpen isnt as bad as the starting rotation of some these teams....

We had DJ who was a multi gold glove winner but for some reason Bridich didn't even bother offering him an extension and instead gave the money that could have been used to re-sign him on Daniel Murphy.

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>bullpen in the 3rd inning
the rockies should fold, culorado shouldn't have a baseball team

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did the pros forget how to play...this looks like little league baseball

All around sloppy job for an opening homestand. Not good.

are all 6 runs due to errors

Still better than living in a libtard shithole like LA

dont cry chinky chang girl the rockies where ever that good

Yeah the only threat in the division now are the dads, unironically.

>Dodgers murdering the opposing team
>In come the flyover seething
Every single time

The Rockies at full health are a better team than the Padres. They're inexperienced.

CHUCK NAZTY TRIPLE

Guys it's finally getting interesting.

On the board at last

>play in a H2H 5x5 fantasy league
>my opponent and I are tied 4-4-2, match ends tonight
>the only possible category that could change tonight is stolen bases
>him: Trevor Story, Cody Bellinger
>me: AJ Pollock, Kiki Hernandez
statistically speaking, none of them get a SB tonight.
wish me luck lads. trevor story please do not steal second right now.

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coors is a warzone what's nice is most leads actually don't feel that safe

final score 6- 12 rockies

>culorado
kek

>culorado
Fuck this beanerspeak

>2 triples in 1 inning
OH BABY

>grunting as you release so the hitter has a better idea of when the ball is coming

is this fucking little league?

thank god. that was scary, story really wanted to steal second

HES FUCKING THROWING AT TAPIA FUCK THIS DIRTY BEANER

21 more outs against Dodgers hitters, Cuckarado. Enjoy that cheap beer.

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hey no racism please

Arenado's hit would've been a flyout at dodger's stadium.

exit velocity is a popular thing nowadays huh?

Finally an out

>this fucking bellinshit circlejerk
yeah totally not biased E!SPN

>Doyers
Lmfao

>doyers fielding
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE THE FUCK UP BANANA NIGGER

What is this game.

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FUCKING KIKE

>actually forgetting how many outs are in the inning

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>kike

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>doyers

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fuck you kike

amazing

dodgers just need 10 unanswered

i don't think i've ever seen an entire team forget how many outs there are

DOYERS

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>everyone complains i pull pitchers too early ill just leave an imploding pitcher in for a while so everyone stops saying im a bad manager

what an incredibly cerebral move by Roberts

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>This error filled game

in little league before every batter we would yell out
>"1 out, ground balls to first and second!"
>"2 outs, ground balls to first!"
which at the time, I was 8, I thought was a little excessive

>asking the umpire if that was the 3rd out

Those Colorado dispensaries must be dank af

now that I think of it, we did that until I was like 12 I'm pretty sure

bud black is a genius

trips and the rockies win

FUUUUUUUUU

last digit 1-9 rockies win

IT SEEMS NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCK IN THIS GAME

LOL

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Rip

>

LMAO

HAAHAHA

YOU BLEW IT

The pebbles just can't keep up with LOS DOYERS

this shit right here is why I hate you

Who else is rooting for the Doyers to make the series again just so they can lose 3 in a row?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NONONONONONONNOO

MY FUCKING SIDES

CHARLIE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK THAT SHIT UP

kek
>brag about your fancy new blinding lights
>blinds your own outfielder

LOL
THAT WOMAN SCREAMING
>BLACKMON THANK YOU!

nice

>BLACKMAN

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Oh fug he luis castillo'd that shit

>this game

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>SHITMON
SHITMON
>SHITMON
SHITMON
>SHITMON
SHITMON
>SHITMON

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why not a webm faggot

Is Blackmon literally cultural appropriation?

first thing that came to my mind too

Gotta love Yulia nova, but yeah I am. But this time they'll pull off a barve and win it this time, if they don't I'll laugh my ass off

My heart is broken. Hopefully some Dodgers and Yea Forums posting will cheer me up.

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my college had an auditorium named 'blackman auditorium' from freshman orientation I always found it bizarre that we actually named it that

The Doyers aren't making the playoffs with a fully healthy Rockies team and the upstart Padres.

>Yulia Nova
Thanks for the source, I never knew.

I just feel bad for Chuck, honestly.

Hampson is so fucking bad good god

GOOD LUCK CHUCK

Based Charlie redeeming once again

>enter Joe Kelly with a RISP

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>kelly

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>kelly

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>Joe Kelly time

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Get the fuck out of my thread you niggers. My boy Kelly is about to put 0's up on the board.

you got this based roxbros

>Joe Kelly
Uummmmmm...

>look at this idiot

Please Rockies, hold them down

It would be 4-3 if not for errors

WEW vamos Dodgers!!

That's game. Fuck this team.

>The Doyers wouldn't have scored as much if the Rookies were a better team
Captain Obvious called. He wants his reputation back lmao.

We're down Rusin, McGee, Murphy, McMahon, Sentazela, and Anderson. All are key contributors. Pretty banged up team. Also I seriously fucking hate this team's fielding.

lmao, these errors are little league tier

whats the opposite of complete despair and doubt in RISP situations? Is that what im feeling now?

9-3

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME ROCKIES

ROOKIES KEEP ON ROOKIE'ING

DFA HAMPSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>joe kelly

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time for kelly to giftwrap the game to the rookies

PLEASE get some runs this inning Rockies

Yikes

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No can do

Dammit Kikay calm down before you get injured again.

Yeah if Kelly who Dodgers fans think is shit is rock solid I have no faith anymore. Bring on the Braves.

Kiké redeeming himself

retard fan on the field

FAN ON THE FIELD

WE'RE GOING STREAKING

WE GOT A STREAKER
>he slipped
G E R R A R D

>If Jeter was hitting against these extreme shifts, he would have hit for .500 so therefore my answer is nobody will ever bat .400 again
Is A-Rod literally the dumbest analyst ever?

lol this game

The absolute state of Colorado

>espn actually let us watch the streaker fall
wtf i love espn now

where in the fuckken fuck is the webm faggot

>colorado using a streaker to get cody off his mvp season
Hah not going to work

They didn’t zoom in on it but at least they didn’t do something gay like show us the analysts

BTFO
T
F
O

based muncy

welp

MUNCED

um.........user............uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

baseball gods rewarding Bellingers hustle

M U N C E D
U
N
C
E
D

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M A D M A X

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Holy shit this guys was right.

>World Series bound

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why cant my cubbie play with this much heart and soul for the game

>bound to lose

Starting to look realistic

I thought all of the wizard of Yea Forums were kill off in 2014

>implying the Doyers are passing the Rockies at full health and the upstart Padres
lmao keep being delusional beaner

seethe harder

>implying the Rockies are a good team even at full health
C'mon bro, I hate the doyers but the rocks are a joke

>putorado

You're the delusional one here bud

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enjoy losing the World Series again that is if you meme yourselves in the playoffs lmao

buster absolutely btfo

>11-3

enjoy never winning the division

>Never winning the WS
>Never even winning the division
Holy shit imagine being this bad

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LMAO this RETARD just got completely BTFO by Blackmon

>caleb killed story
Sorry rox, nothin personnel, just business

>running so far out of the basepath that you come in at the base diagonally
kek just run straight and you'd be safe you idiot

>down 8,000 runs in the 6th
>try to make 3rd with 2 outs
Honestly, Rookies deserve what they get.

dodgers good

The comeback begins

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>wearing full cubs gear to a rockies vs dodgers game
Cubs fans are so obnoxious

bellinGOD

B E L L I N G O D

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balls are clearly juiced

t-too hard

BELLIBOMB
SANTA MARIA

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godDAMN he crushed that

>dis game

I am so hard right now.

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RUBBER BAND

I'm starting to think this is the year, Doyerbros

>"great place for baseball"
>spends the entire game criticizing Coors Field
never change ESPN

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2019

>teleports behind you and flips his hair
nothin personnel kids

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This thought just crossed my mind
>Puig traded to Dodgers midseason

chick is right to be honest

why

Reds legit look like the 2nd worst team in the NL

Dodgers-Phillies NLCS is always kino.

No thanks. It was fun but it's time to move on.

Yeah but Puig's been playing like shit over there. Don't think the Dodgers would trade to get him back right now

Harpie ain't shit, belliboy finna beat his 330 million dollar candy ass

Both teams have questionable pitching, starting and bullpen.

Am I the only one who wants the Doyers to win the Series but then also wants them to go away again for another 15-20 years? Would Doyerbros be okay with that?

>Dodgers have questionable starting pitching
Are you retarded?

He's right though. Phils-Dodgers NLCS would be a slugfest.

(and that would be a good thing)

Ratings would be pretty high for those too. Historic playoff series in the 70s, 80s, and 00s

I don't know what to tell you. I'm inexplicably invested in him. I accepted that he was an ass a good amount of the time he was in LA, but it was always because he put pressure on himself to perform. It led to some stupid decisions whether we're talking pitch selection, baserunning, mannerisms, or whatever the fuck have you. He always was doing it trying to win and his postseason numbers show it. So like I said: it's inexplicable and I don't care what his numbers are in Wherecinatti, he's still my boy.

Who else bought BigDickBelli for below 100 stubs here?

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Rockies have a disasterous night and they still knock in 6 runs. What a meme park Coors is

>lead cut in half on one sac fly
Oh shit bros, comeback incoming!

DOYERS WINRAR AND SWEEP
gg rox good series

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yea coors is retarded like that

#WLI

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screenshotted

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You're late

Rox took D's to game 163 last year. Dodgers got way worse. Their pitchers will explode

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Standings dont matter until Memorial Day. Dave Roberts is a shit manager and will fuck up if they even make it to the WS.

Take it from a 27 year old boomer the doyers will always find a way to fuck things up

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Same senpai dude had ELITE defense.

fug i was watching wrestlemania

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>tfw only reason i knew about wrasslemania was because /hoc/ was talking about it

why is every dodgers fan le 56% face?

That gif is from the top deck. AKA poorfag and cholo quarantine zone

The more expensive tickets are aryan AF

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>main event was a womens match