/hoc/

Yea Forums is for wrasslin' fags.
This is for true /hoc/posters only.

>laffs
>Original 6
y-you're kidding, right?

professional acting? not a sport

uh oh

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>weeb
>mandrama
Just how traumatic was your childhood

Alright, would be glad if someone could transcript the part from 14:00 to 14:55.
youtube.com/watch?v=4xKhe0EAYrk

It's some weird shit, but I always wondered what the hell he is exactly saying.

fucking cheeseburger walrus

Not gonna lie I'm kind of bummed about Pulju busting. Reminds me of my own failures in life.

>you would go from leasher to seizure the second you peeked into my freezer
what don't you understand

cena getting wasted all night was the only good thing from mania last year

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Now a stars bandwagoner

>friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggg

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Would Bulju still be a bust if he left the dilapitaed Shantytown known as Edmonton?

its ICP lyrics str8 off da dome senpai woop woop down wit da klown till im dead in the ground

>mfw when >my team always disappoints year after year

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>snes fan

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>flag
Comes with the territory

Fuck shit man

Nice try I'm actually a nucks fan. I thought the chink would've given it away.

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Love Vasy

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hey at least you have skeletal on the team and he looks solid. demko didnt look bad in his starts either

jesus that thing would tear you to shreds

Love bob even if he leaves, he’s always elite in my heart

Disgusting degeneracy, women don't deserve to watch hockey much less live

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but it’s cute

That part I hear. It's some parts here and there after that that it becomes unintelligible for me.
Nah, if it was an ICP lyrics it would come up when you google
>you would go from leasher to seizure the second you peeked into my freezer
For your information, I'm probably the farthest away from being a juggalo, but that documentary fascinates me

are you one of those people that hoped the canucks would have finished dead last and that nobody on the team made any progress this year?

I used to bully a juggalo in high school

good кoт

>vasilevski has 39 wins and his team had 62
>bob had 38 and his team had 48
Who’s more valuable

you mean you used to suck his dick

>Yea Forums 404'd

fuuck

lmao faggots btfo

rather disturbing blog

CUTE tiger!!!!!

It's hard to say, probably McDavid

Just deleted the Yea Forums thread. Stop making them or ill keep deleting

there's a distinction between white women and the black menace

r8 bracket, post yours and ill rate it too

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Thanks bud sorry bout your luck

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N/a/shville!

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Post your most powerful webms

You mean black masterrace

If you insist.

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>3 digits off

final not confirmed to be 2004 rematch

who wins?

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Vasy

I INSIST

WTF THEY DELETED OUR THREAD AGAIN ASP BROS

Good

I will give yours a nice >IT WAS IN/10

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How powerful are we talking here?

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Guess we will just talk about mania here bros
Who /Awesome/

wtf bros shane is a madman

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*glass shatters*

oh fuck

tampa in 6
Toronto in 7
Caps in 6
Islanders in 7

Flames in 5
San jose in 7
Dallas in 6
St.Louis in 4

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I would pay $100 to end the playoffs right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens take back the cup instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it three years ago in the first round, I said it two years in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

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>2 coaches already got fired today
oof

He has a fetish for falling off high things

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Based

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havent checked my calendar today but is it 2016 again?

Red wins 55% of the time on average regardless, but I like Blue's chances. I say Blue in 6.

you would go from leasher to seizure the second you peeked into my freezer
Judge a bitch on whether or not I eat her
If I would, I'm eager to leave her stitched at the beaver 'cause .......nobody fucking need her
then I proceed with the procedure on sterile
Clutch a blow with the barrle of a.......
what's sicker than sticking your dick in a cyst
Dr. ...........fix it a rip fixin' a spit I fix your fucking lip with my fist
rip out the .....like the creator when he made bitch(?)
and I ain't here to make hits, I'm here to fuck minds like god....Abraham his son must die a gun is not a knife with a knife you can surprise your victim slice him rip him with eyes still wide
still........'cause I'm bipolar fuck you'll be stuck on my side when your life's over
give me that white cola.........my mind flips to crisis trying to find where my knife sticks die bitch
slips on my lips while I'm fucking....broomsticks gets shoved in

This is all I hear. The ....is where I have no fucking idea what he's rambling about.

Feels good being a kitties fan right now

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>My teds making it through the first round
They got to pop that cherry sometime, so many FAs at the end of this season

just over here mirin his lyrical swordplay

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lads, whats your favorite bob cole call?

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Why is everyone taking the Knights over the Sharks?

Goaltending.

Knights are good and the sharks aren’t

Accidentally poured way too much hot sauce in my spaghetti sauce just now (made with Carolina Reapers) and now it’s basically unpalatable. Is it too late to order a pizza?

invidio.us/watch?v=ze1BJ_fYg9Y

THEY'RE GONNA SAY IT

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So you can't hear what's he's saying at the blanks either?
Every time he called a player by wrong name.
Fleury played what, 2 games since the injury? And he's not been exactly great in those two games either.

you made your bed, you now have to lie in it

i bomb atomically
socrates philosophies and hypotheses
cant define how I be droppin these mockeries

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE PEYTON ROYCE

Ain't it funny how every Isles-Stars game last season was about 7-5 and this season they finish top 2 in GA.

it just sounds like incoherent "drunk and on drugs" rambling or hes such a big-brained lad he is running through possible rhymes to setup in between each bar

same

Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery
Possibly they spotted me

>tfw p'zones at pizza hut are back

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giv mandrama strim

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isnt this that semon demon granlund or some finn is porking?

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You get a free month if you sign up

listening to HEAVY FUKKIN ROCK AND ROLL, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Mbwk228vtkg

is this your upset bracket or do you think this will actually happen?

poast shannons

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god i wish those glasses were me

Pongs out in the first? VGK doing it again?Why?
Still a solid bracket, 7/10

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what a fucking beak

No, random Ruskie model.

I haven't had Pizza Hut in years. The last time I ordered from them it took them 2 hours to deliver.

50% expectation, 50% hope.

Incredible.

islanders could upset the penguins. Even if they make it close, I still feel happy for this season and how the team was.

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no way tampa is gonna choke that hard, also can the caps do it again with all those eyes on them?

I don’t have one in my town it closed about 2004

gagan would never to me like this

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How small of a town town do you live in?

I have no fucking idea how I have been able to miss this. Sounds like something me and a couple of friends would jam on 6-7 years ago. Maybe a tiny bit more stoner where we went more towards space rock. Anyway, fucking excellent rec my man.

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Like 12,000 maybe. We have a Little Caesar’s and also some non-chain places. Who /Rob’s/ here

How do I find meaning in life

be the change you want to see in the world

By thinking about Peyton Royce

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Life having meaning is a meme. Embrace nihilism.

They're way heavier-sounding live, it may have been the tuning on everything but it was an insane show i went too on their last legs of their latest tour. They're going around with a pretty sweet group from Sweden funny enough called GRAVEYARD that fucking rips, too

youtube.com/watch?v=EdR0dCI25X4

slide into mia's dms and ask her

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how do i get a bayley gf

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What's the point then? Hockey, wageslaving and masturbating?

By caring that you're being cared for and make sure you show it to those that you love.

No thanks I hate myself enough as is

pretty much.

im just here to crush cans, rip top shelfie clappers, and other things that interest me

is that a piss jug?

just the way of the road

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

Match of the night right hurr lads

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i can only buy beers in grocery stores on sundays and its 3.2% pisswater so im about to start #4 and im not even that buzzed lads

Yeah I know about Graveyard. I have listened to them since their debut and seen them live three times. My own band have a song that is bit Graveyard inspired.
youtube.com/watch?v=3X0feQeMFwo

This year is the Sharks' year to win the cup! I know I said the same thing for years, but I know for sure, this year, it's going to be the SHARKS taking it all!

i figured, i really loved their sound live and was immediately hooked. its fucking awesome finding out about new bands when you go see other bands live. shit rules. Im gonna add your band up to a playlist of mine for just stuff i find across jewtube that sounds good so i appreciate the music sharing, friend. You guys rip.

get drinking if you want the cup

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Fuck I thought I was scary looking

Can Q and Panarin revive the kitties?

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Yes if they get Bob also. Panthers are my third second team btw

youtube.com/watch?v=v3OPIpedNtg

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Tidy bowl man demands a fresh sacrificial sip

there are some strange lights out in the sky bros

Yeah it's really great finding new music that way. I've discovered countless of bands going to festivals and stuff. Thx for the kind words!

Just listened myself, liked it a lot. Are you the Swede who’s dad plays rockabilly?

i guarantee you went at 7:30ish on a saturday

He almost did it but choked
Toilet shork doomed the sharks

too much dmt

based mia quebec bro

i like dominos over pizza hut because i can see the name of the shitskin making it

stringed instruments are haraam

gary heard you talking shit

I didn't go there at all. I put in an order online. Haven't had anything from them since and that was several years ago. They may have gotten better, but I don't wanna take that chance.

hello my good carolinian fren

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are you >team gagan or >team sumit?

you (You)d the wrong person mon ami but ill take it anyway. sorry about the hasbs i wanted them over the teds bro

Uhhhhh this is marshal from Anaheim

imagine not being /gagan/

Who here /gigan/

>two of the best athletes they have
>it’s all rest holds

>band from Sweden
>sings in English
What did they mean by this?

Yep. And thanks. Really appreciate it! Unfortunately, my living situation is not ideal at the moment (me living at my parents house 435 miles away from the other band members) so the band isn't active. I hope I can find a new apartment before the month is over so we can continue. The hopes is that we can do a proper album. The stuff we have recorded and released the drums were done in two or three takes on each song so it's a bit sloppy.

What do I think of them?

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I guess they’re pretty big but never had them or know of any in my area

Still a better man than the fucking >rags guy with the bench.

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We actually have one song in Swedish.
youtube.com/watch?v=aHRvXGuzngA
A bit ironic that that is probably our best song. It's the funniest to play at least doing a bunch of triplets and stuff on the kick drum at the end.

i wanted to (you) you
hello marshal from anaheim
some people like to root for the underdogs, like semi-based sumit, i personally am /gagan/

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pretty common with a lot of the bands im into, I like a band called Stoned Jesus thats from Ukraine that sings entirely in english. Its purely stoner rock shit with riffs that drone on for a while if thats also your thing

youtube.com/watch?v=0J9MDi-Twuw

>this one failure is a better failure than the other
They both suck

toilet user was a pretty cool guy, eh almost drink toilet and doesn't afraid of anytign

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Saw Ted from Akron today. Tried to run him over.

One of the hockey videos I make will be about how the world was robbed early when the original Jets left and how that mimics the world being robbed when original ECW folded

(416) 487-0065

call my buddy chris. he thinks the tampa bay is gonna win

is shannon a comfy person?

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I was a teenager during ECW it was the most fantastic time to be alive

Hows it going leaf bro

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give me your address ill fuck you up faggot

#TeamGagan

what went wrong?

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Very nice.

Gary just told me he's planning on forcing the canes to move to Milwaukee.

Jamie Benn makes 9.5mil a year and still eats at Warehouse

post of the year

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I don't live in Ohio I was just driving through and saw Ted.
Fuck you too Johnny

your mom just told me shes planning to suck my cock

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Ducks can't beat Predators

life is about respect. do something worthy of it

Pretty good but I prefer heavier instrumental stuff. Lyrics and vocals distract me from droning riffs.
youtube.com/watch?v=1NZ0EoOuJi4

Tell her I said hi and I'm planning on stopping by her house tomorrow to grab some old PC games.

Thinking about forming a band and singing in Finnish

That usually costs me 15 good boy points

Red Alert?

and the award for most overrated shit player of 2018-19 goes to... you guessed it, Brayden Point.
Come on down Brayden, congratulations young man.

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>both my teams play each other in the first round

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SKEEEEEEEYUP

I have that one here already. Was gonna go pick medieval: Total War and Civ2.

My playoff brackets are notoriously accurate. the past few years i've only gotten like 5 series wrong in total

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>has two teams
>they're both in the same conference

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Nice. I tried installing baldur’s gate 2 and it kept failing

>having more than one team

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Now THIS is the bracket for me

Maple Leafs are winning it all this year. I can feel it in my loins.

Good idea.
youtube.com/watch?v=euSDOrDR3AM
It's a beautiful language

what statlines does shannon read when he is reviewing mandrama?

Actually quite delightful
Good question

thinking about a late night snack

Having some chips and dip myself and gonna watch the big dog ramen rains

there's win-loss records but they're mostly meaningless

They're great. Makes all the spring feelings blossom
youtube.com/watch?v=1cYIruPwSxQ
youtube.com/watch?v=vuFyx_fQmrM

>there’s still the Finn vs Bobbo match
>and hunter v Bautista
>and the women’s meme
Exhausting lads

watching baseball rn

>sweaty
>scripted
>mandrama

and kurt angle's match too lol

This game was the hypest ever, glad I was there in person

I was supposed to meet up with Ted today for lunch and a nice hockey discussion. instead I wore a groucho marx disguise and ran over to steal his >rings while he was distracted by a cornfield he caught a glimpse of outside

Thankfully that’s going to be as fast as Rey v Samoa Joe

Your computer might be too new.

same but cricket

I’m guessing so, I got it in like 2014 i think

First round exit bros, where we @

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need more tasty riffs, lads

Elias is on

youtube.com/watch?v=QOypaVyeMn4

Procents

word life

that riff was actually pretty tasty, bitch-ass devil trying to back out of a rock-off

HOLY FUCKING BASED

choo choo

correct bracket coming through

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Who here /thuganomics/

JOHN CENA SUCKS

JOHN C3NA SUUUUUUUUUUCKES

trump supporting Reddit basedboy cucks are seriously a special kind of stupid

You could always pick up BG2EE on sale or pirate it. The mod community is doing a lot of work trying to port over all the modules and mods that were made for the original BG2.

This is even more off topic than the wrestling take it somewhere else

Do you think poo jackets will get swept?

I don't care for his career but he seems like a genuinely good person, kindly reconsider your opinion

swept in 5 desu

Hot take: they'll go 1-3 in the first 4, then rally and win the last three for a reverse sweep.

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i've been thinking about skinner for pu

>yfw you realize Skinner has never not been on the team with the longest-active playoff drought

*EVERYBODY COME SEE THE GREATEST SHOW, GATHER UP JUGGALOS AND ROLL*

wtf the oddities are here? based mcmahon does it again

mcdavid for price

this whole album is tasty riffs user

youtube.com/watch?v=lFEDhm3dWkY

>BOTCHTISTA

Almost got me but then I remembered he was with the Canes before Edmonton won McDavid.

lemme guess. Flims and Bings?

Bj's made a cinnamon toast crunch pizookie. It was orgasmic.

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HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

reddit dessert

Here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=_7o8Rxy8w6w
youtube.com/watch?v=aEWbY8c2ATI

triple h just spat all over his driver kek

How bout you go ahead and fuck off back there since you love it so much

youtube.com/watch?v=WUUnwAamwx4 local converge type band who have plenty of great hardcore riffs

base et rougepilule

>black sabbath
youtube.com/watch?v=xx6IwshTL6M

based and redpilled (in swedish)

seething

>American flims fan
Is there anything sadder?

Triple H making everything about him

KEK

>leafs over ruins

no

>t. Goes to reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=K3dVHaLD4iU
youtube.com/watch?v=PgMsACFMIq8
youtube.com/watch?v=IK3VV8RXny4
>Violent Life Violent Death
Sounds meaty and nice

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ksTUQ7ciHXU

based

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

strawpoll.me/17765188 important poll

>steel stairs powerbomb from 3rd rope
based

>50 IPs
What happened to everyone

Yea Forums thread has like 700 IP's

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youtube.com/watch?v=0oXgDtvOV8o
youtube.com/watch?v=LNa27KYhWb0
youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE
youtube.com/watch?v=YiGDErbSjWg
:)

DLD BRO

Not enough options, huge oversights, shit poll.

what did i forget? i guess i forgot edm/bloops but thats a meme genre

youtube.com/watch?v=v3OPIpedNtg

Is it weird to sleep on the floor occasionally?

It didn't copy correctly for some reason youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs

Should be allowed to pick multiple options.
I listen to different genres, but I don't listen to them all.

add some whiskey to piss beer
>truckstop special

lets go laffs

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only when blackout drunk for me

Think this is the right place
Just bought a house, gotta clean out my gutters but m 6 foot ladder is to short. Do I have to buy another fucking ladder
Go Wild

Yes or no lads please pick one

my bad. hopefully i can be forgiven

Here we go by shall or shant

Put 6in heels on your ladder and it will reach the roof

A proper ladder that allows you to reach all corners of the house is always good to have when owning a house. So yes, might as well invest in one now.

Dont be a pussy and just stand on the top step

While which one do you pick?

Based Angle finally done for good

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You already are, friend

Yes. Sleep in a bed with your gf/wife.

Excuse you its shalln't

I think it’s a shall for me

IS IT SHALL OR SHALLNT. JUST FUCKING PICK ONE

>chanted YOU SUCK to Angle at Now Way Out 2003 in Montreal
>even had a U SUCK cardboard
rip in piece angle

Shallst

I just did stop reeeeing

Maybe I just need a firmer mattress but I find it cathartic for some reason

BOBBO v Demonic autistic homosexual

Thats a big nig

His voice doesn’t match his looks at all it’s pretty funny

you mean gigga nigga 3000

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only quints can stop him

>we never got Bobbo v Brock
>Brock is fucking off
The jews did this.

I made your poll better.

strawpoll.me/17765281
strawpoll.me/17765281
strawpoll.me/17765281

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Based white btfoing niggs

shit pool

>no indie

would be subtly kino

He’s Irish so he’s also not white

wheres metal gaylord

yea ok

good baseball game lads

I only listen to Jim Croce and the Swede from earlier’s band

Yeah, you'd probably hit your head if you tried to dive into it.

"Indie" just describes whether or not they're signed, not the genre of music itself. Any indie genre should be able to fit into one of the genre options.
I even put in shoegaze and post-rock for fuck's sake, that's 50% of your indie right there.

>no industrial

>not listening to polka

I listen exclusively to 80's rock/pop and have been for the last 10 years or so

Classic / boomer rock, I guess.

YOU ONLY GET 30 OPTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

To disappoint, there have to be expectations to begin with. You'd have to be delusional to actually buy any Snes hype post-2007

>fortnite dance break at mania

Polka's in there, look again.

Yea WWE is zoomer shit

grim and weebpilled

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why is womeans wressling the main event

Shall take out the meme religious options and make a better poll tomorrow.

Pretty sure their target audience is mostly over 30 at this point

youtube.com/watch?v=4daKbtl4aVs how does this fall under boomer rock

It shouldn’t be but to be fair it’s been their best storyline with broads in ages. Kofi v Bryan should have gone last

The only person I know over 30 that still cares about mandrama is literally 5'1

Business idea: a helicopter made of skellies and call it a skelicopter

Ronda looks downsy

business idea : allow clotheslines in hockey

I DONT GIVE A DONG ABOUT MY DING-DONG DIDDLY

would buy

kek

I guess I just figured that zoomers have so many other entertainment options that that shit wouldn't even register.

Reminder if she wins we all get sex with bex

My favourite genres are Progressive Metalcore and Downtempo/Chillstep. Pretty much two opposite ends of the spectrum

>those thighs
so this is why womens wrestling is a thing

why is a girl called the man

She used to work as a heel but got super popular and turned good and started calling herself “the man”

She knows men have more worth

That was me haha

stop listening to prog metalcore and just take the tech death pill.

youtube.com/watch?v=t8-4egq-qkE
youtube.com/watch?v=ju3z2ZQO0MY
youtube.com/watch?v=lcu7j5ImpX4

nice nips on the redhead

Winnipeg will win.

It's coming home.

she’s who we want to win

No.

she's a qt

Islanders over Penguins?

Nigga, are you crazy

Im good with that

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It's coming home brother . That's old time hockey

ok you do you user

Seems most sensible

imagine the smell

I don't want Calgary to win.

Winnipeg is the Canadian team I like the most.

don't really like any of the canadian teams desu

Yes me as while brother. Patrik Laine wins Smythe inshallah

shall. btw you think Gagan and Sumit are watching?

snes are the coolest canadian team. then its the habs in second place

MashAllah.

/gagan/

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Official Canadian teams faoranking:
Jets
Sens
Canadiens
Leafs
Canucks
Oilers
Flames

I would have gone full pep and jalap

Jets
Nordiques
Habs
Oilers
Flames
Nucks
Sens
Laffs

This is accurate
t. Final authority

Are the woman counting down their moves?

nucks
snes
hasb

POWERGAP

jest

POWERGAP

alborta

POWERGAP

shit

POWERGAP

>laffs

Winnipeg is the Canadian team in the playoffs I hate the least so I'm with you

i like the leafs

interdasting list user

wrong

sens
habs
nordiques
jets
stinky poo poo
flames
canucks
oilers
would rather get scaphized
laffs

Inarguable

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They whisper to each other what move they want to use

>Jets at the top
>Jets not dead last
How could one post be so close yet so shit

>good guys

Jets
Avs
Blues
Caps
Teds

>neutral guys

Sharks
Stars
Preds
Lightning
Isles
Pens

>bad guys

Leafs
Hurricanes
Flames

>evil guys

Bruins
Knights

Think I hate Ronda lads don’t need her to come back after this

Nucks
Sens
Habs
.
Jets
.
Flames
.
Oilers
.
.
.
.
Leafs

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>Leafs above anyone

this is the accurate list.

>Jets and leafs that high
Horrible list

That was 7 hours including preshow

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>good guys
canes
isles
blues
caps

>neutral guys
lgbtning
stars
bruins
assvs

>reddit guys
knights
sharks
preds

>bad guys
pens
bruins
flamers
jets

>evil
laffs

if i forgot anyone they probably dont matter

Horrendous holy fucking shit

based

huomenta pojat

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>women main event wrestlemania
>botch the ending

At least it won’t happen ever again insh’Allah

>lets just make a 7.5 hour long wresslin event
that's basically 2 full hockey games with OT included

>all those matches to end with a female botch fest
Based Vince won’t allow this ever again

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Goodnight bros don’t forget the raw after mania is usually the best of the year

i only watched it for kicks, it was kinda boring. the japan wrestlemania was far more entertaining

Fuck off we're full

Brave goose chap: Preds
Cowardly bovines: rest of NHL

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This but the opposite

Totally detached right now . The only thing I know is Jets are winning four Stanley Cups

is the schizophrenia flaring up?

Everything is ramping up exponentially so to speak .

take your meds

And all my people that's scoring goals just to get by
Stack your points 'til it gets sky high
We wasn't supposed to make it past the caps in five
Joke's on you we still alive
Throw your hands up in the sky
And say "We don't care what people say"

why does sam put that space before periods ?

It relaxes me

>2 more nights without hockey

garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

soon

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And I'm back on my grind
A psychic read my lifeline
Told me in my lifetime
My name would help lift the cup for the first time
And that's what I'm
Seven o'clock, that's primetime
Heaven'll watch, Gary calling from the hot lines
Why he keep giving me hot lines
I'm a star, how could I not shine
How many players in the rink
How many players in the rink without a ring
Something in your roster got me feeling so aroused
What you about
On that going for it shit
Trade it all for a prospect and some picks
You ever wonder what it all really mean
You ever wonder if you'll find your dreams

Wrong name

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>no hockey for this long
How many times does Gary want me to Jack off before the playoffs?

we got raw on monday and smackdown on tuesday we're all good

I had a dream I could sign all three under the cap
When I awoke, I spent that on Tavares
I told Shanny we'd at least make the second
Man it's so hard not to act reckless
To whom much is given much is tested
Get hired, guess until, they get the offer sheets
I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny
And what I do? Act more stupidly

>1917
Oh fuck is Seattle going to do that cringy shit Ottawa does where they pretend they're the same team from a century ago and actually have a bunch of cups?

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>no hockey for TWO whole nights before the shitposting and playoffs begin
What the fuck are we supposed to do lads?

idk could always emulate the playoffs on nhl 19 now that we have a real bracket

>Seattle team doesn't even exist yet and they're already champs
Colour me petrified

Hello my only team
Just like the morning sun
You keep on rising 'til the cup knows your name
Hello my only team
Remember who you are
No you're not perfect but you're not your mistakes

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Oh the good outweighs the bad even on your worst day
Remember how I'd say, hey, hey, one day
You'll be the team you always knew you could be
And if you knew how proud I was
You'd never shed a tear, have a fear
No you wouldn't do that
And though I didn't pick the day to turn the page
I know it's not the end every time I see Aho's face
And I hear you say

Hello my only team
Remember who you are
You got the cup 'cause you got the storm surge in your hands
And you're still my chosen team
So can you understand
One day you'll understand

Sharks are original 6 team? I thought they were expansion, could be wrong

>could be wrong
you are wrong. sharks are o6

>could be wrong
Yes you are, newfag

>doesnt know the original 6
get a load of this retard

I've had one slice cake one piece garlic sausage one piece pork 4 perogies 6 slice lunch meat and 5 cookies. But still, hungry!

stars in 5

Blues in 5

Avs in 6

Bolts in 4

Bruins in 4

knights in 5

Caps in 5

Join or forever be a nigger
bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/sp-hoc-2019

Eat more than, fatty

I hope not, that's sad as fuck

>Can't view other's brackets
this is stupid

you could last year, might not be able to till it starts

*blocks your path*

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Classic playoff choke incoming

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eww

A girl touched my peenus weanus today lads.

what was his name?

Could win a 500$ pure hockey gift card in this league. Could buy new skates with that.
bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/PureHockeyBracket

did you fuck her ass?

Would cry into her tits.

I hope you passed penis inspection day user

>her

Don't have any lube.

you don't have spit?

Emma Nuutinen.

Mouth gets dry when I have sex. Don't know why but it just does.

gross

sounds like you are dehydrated

she doesnt have spit?

we already have one here

cliambrown.com/bracket2019/league/2869p/

only 6 people

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Oh god I just realized we have to put up with the stupid Vegas pregame antics again

Big shant. Won't watch any series involving them

They're so stupid I love them

just tune in 30 mins after the puck would normally drop if it weren't in vegass

>Meet cute girl a couple weeks ago
>We have a lot of common interests, decide to grab coffee
>Ended up talking for over three hours, keep texting all week
>Go out to dinner this weekend, great conversation again
>Come back to my place, watch a movie then seal the deal
>She comes back over the following day, we just cuddle and watch TV but neither of us can stop smiling
>Text her a day later, she takes a full day to respond, only get a couple messages that are all hours apart

Literally have zero idea where I went wrong. If she was turned off by something the first night, she wouldn't have come back over the next day. Playoffs are here I can't keep feeling this shitty

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How cute

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user here

what do i put for my first name and last name for nhl bracket

just ate a huge bowl of chili fried. will probably diarrhea. will update /hoc/ with the alberta i lay in the toilet

the preds will get swept (this is a hockey related post)

They're so stupid I hate them

2020:
out:
cbj
leafs
dallas

in:
habs
flyers
ducks

UNFFF when did hillary duff become so mommy

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this is close to perfectly wrong as a post can be

rph btw

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They're so stupid I'm indifferent to them

>9 goals a game

ok maybe i should drop it to 58?

>jest making it past the 2nd round

That would be prob one of the more entertaining matchups

Reminder to wash your pucks

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Finna do some spring cleaning on my /hoc/ folder lads. 1912 files.

What is chilli fried

i spelt chili fries wrong. use your head user

Might as well post the good ones before you delete them

Supreme lovable hockenboomer post

I got some stuff I don't remember ever seeing before

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Delet this

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I remember this one tho

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>florida

What can we expect from the Vegas pre-game show this year?

Think everyone knows when this happened

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late puck drops

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Surprised none of them picked Chicago in 4.

NEW
NEW

>tfw we didn't even hear Chelsea Dagger that series
2017 was a great year

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JOE SAKIC?!...................SCORES!
JYEOH. SAKIC. SCORES!