/mlb/

Yes it is

It is now.

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Oh that sounds like a treat... throw the game on the radio... a tall class of lemonade... swinging on the porch in the sunshine

>Pooig

And like that we're back

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Mmmmm...nice........Mmmmmm... nothing like some grilled veggies with some meat......Mmmm maybe some pie? mmmmm medium rare.... gotta make sure those juices stay in... delightful.. youre 1 happy man...mmm

@91929526
>posting Pepes at .500

imagine being below .500

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Nothing like getting that radio tuned just right... clear as day when the sun's out shinin'... oh I can smell it too... fresh cut grass... coals poked just right...

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mmm maybe go for a joy ride with the lady.. ballgame on the radio... suns just setting...sit down in the grass an just look at the stars...maybe after we go to the ice cream parlor...bob and his family work wonders with the dairy...gotta love it... can't beat it

mmm right after a neighborhood bar b que...maybe take cheryl out... see the world with her...have a nice night at the pond...tune the radio to the ballgame, but not very loud...this night's for cheryl... couple cold ones leftover from the bbq in the cooler, but she doesn't drink... she brings it over to me...mmmm, cheryl what would I do without ya

>cusb

Went to the Bank for the first time this year. They were selling cheesesteaks with fake meat for $14. What happened to this city?

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>late threads

The Chicago Cubs

Mmmm...nothin beats home made meat fresh off the 'cue cheesesteaks...this is how they're meant to be eaten...well that is, back when cheesesteaks stood for somethin...somethin more than a quick fix'in...nowadays it's all bout the profit and not bout the soul behind the process...Mmmm

So what are you drinking today fellow spergs and fag boys aka cub fans

>general
Fuck off. This is the thread.

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How's Barb?

mmmm...holdin up...lil pete's been givin her a hard time the lil brat...she's a good wife though...maybe i'll cheer her up with one of my world famous burgers...mmm

32nd for The .500 Washington Baseball Eagles.

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The Washington Baseball Shitty Bullpens

MARINERS!

Imposter

based buccos bullying the resd

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>gib entirely new bullpen nao got dammit
>except doolittle. doolittle does a lot.

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this is insanity

No game thread?

mlb website has the slowing loading shit
i just want to watch some highlights

No

I'll get on it

We get to listen to based retard A-rod the rest of the night

>three over .500 teams in the comedy central

twitter.com/mlb/status/857681876571619335

Doyers @ Rox Sunday nite beisbol bread
>let's try this again

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o i own ya
n i just pwn ya

who?

>WTB pitching for the love of god

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omg it's mike trout!!!!!!!!!!

>treinen throws a 4 pitch walk-off walk
>closest pitch was approximately 5 feet from the plate
>proceeds to bark at the umpire on the way off
N-word tier behavior tbqh

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Post an image that describes your team's season so far

I'll start

>Mariners

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>white sox

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how about you don't post an image that describes your team's season thus far

I'll start

shut up1

Mariners

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Dear Rick Hahn,

FUCKING SIGN KEUCHEL YOU FUCKING FUCK

Sincerely,
Desperate at the end of our ropes White Sox fans

I thought the rebuild was a success? Isn't Yoan Moncada hitting like .800?

How much are they willing to offer him?

Literally only 12k for a Sunday game during a nice weather opening weekend.

Is it safe to say that the boycotts are working now?

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I understand they drew a crowd of 900 for their opening day just last year.

The rebuild will never be a success as long as Jerry Reinsdorf is alive as owner. But then his fucking shitty as sons would take over. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE AN OWNER WHO CARES FOR FUCK SAKE??? WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE A FAN OF A TEAM THAT ACTUALLY APPRECIATES YOUR FANDOM??????? FUCK

You guys piss me off so much. I'm at my last straw of patience with you.

That's what happens when Jerry Reinsdorf is your owner. This isn't the fault of the fans, all the blame solely goes to Reinsdorf.

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I'm sorry.

Nah, Chicago inhabitants just suck balls

sorry sir..

Fuck you you don't know what it's like to fucking sit there in the stadium and watch your shitty fucking pitching walk batter after batter and give up bomb after bomb and hits. It's fucking garbage FUCKING FUCKONG GARBAGE I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS FUCKING TEAM IS FUCKING GARBAGE AND THE FUCKING OWNER WON'T EVER DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

we're very sorry. we'll work on that.

No you fucking retard. It's because Jerry Reinsdorf FUCKING REFUSES TO GIVE US A GOOD BASEBALL TEAM. IM FUCKING PISSED OFF. WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALLOWED FOR AN OWNER TO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEIR FANS?????

Please forgive us

please give us another chance and we will try to prove you wrong about us

>spicswing

>Mohammedcuck

>luckswing

>nice weather
It was supposed to storm today.

WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE AN OWNER THAT ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT WINNING

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH AN OPENING SERIES GAME THAT IS NOTHING BUT A PURE SHITFEST BLOWOUT?

WHY

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU REINSDORF PLEASE GO TO FUCKING HELL WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

YES I AM MAD I DONT GIVE A FUCK I NEED TO RANT AFTER THIS ABORTION OF AN OPENING WEEKEND

Chicago stinks i think we need to remove it

sir that's enough

Fine. No one fucking cares. All you fucking faggots care about is laughing at our team because of the laughingstock reinsdorf made it. I'll go punch a wall and then go to sleep. Fuck this shit.

sorry I didn't mean to hurt you.

I'm very sorry

Have the cub fans moved to Yea Forums yet?

To be fair I do get a hearty chuckle from them.

gah............

I like the Mets. They are my favorite baseball team.

B-But what about Timmies and Moncies?

Quit your bitching. At least your team has won a world series in your lifetime. Mine hasn't even been to one. You have no concept of actual pain.

Why my mustache taste like puke?

>cubs
>fans

Man these falseflagging chicago posters are cringy man

guys... let's apologize for the shitposting we've done over the years... I'll start.

I'm sorry for everything I've done..

wew... a breath of fresh air. I feel liberated!

>WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE AN OWNER WHO CARES FOR FUCK SAKE??? WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE A FAN OF A TEAM THAT ACTUALLY APPRECIATES YOUR FANDOM???????
Feels pretty good tbfrank

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>sillies

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Fuck you

It's not a falseflag. It's the same poster who's been spamming Yea Forums in all caps rage after every white sox loss since 2010 or earlier. I'm surprised he hasn't actually ended it all yet considering a whopping 9 years later they are still a dumpster fire.

nice reddit spacing nerd

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>gubs are 2-38

Would you rather:

A. Have a jew owner who will never spend money or try to give you a successful team
or
B. Have a good owner who does spend money and make your team successful but is a russian drumpftard traitor to america

Based apology poster

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I mean there're both bound to betray someone so i guess the drumpftard

Middleton is shit, what do?

>shitcongo teams are 5-12 since they elected a lesbian socialist gay black women mayor
Maybe God does exist after all?

>yfw shitcongo literally sold their soul to the devil for the 2016 championship

I don't know i don't like houspie but i really don't like these posties or apologist. both are fags lol

IMAGINE being from shitcongo

>tfw best record in baseball

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MARINERS!

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>Trump shking hands with a ((())) in the oval office
IMAGJUN MINI SHOOHGGG

>being on Yea Forums for almost a decade
cringe

That's better

sorry sir

Will you guys finally stop choking near the end of the season and get a playoff berth?

This lmao
I'm a newfag, came once out MIGA president was elected.. fucking based

Wait did they actually give him a Cubs Trump jersey? What the fuck were they thinking?

Fuck you. Don't apologize

Imagine your baseball team being shit for 9 years and for all 9 years you get shit on on an mongolian pictograph forum.

sorry about that I'll learn to try and better myself

If you haven't been here for a decade or more you shouldn't be posting

Sorry for what?

I'm really very sorry!

Other based apology poster?

Probably not but we're gonna enjoy the ride

STOP APOLOGIZING

If you didn't come over from ADTRW in the early 2000s you'll never be cool. Ever

Apologizing when you didnt want me to. I made a mistake and I'm trying to learn

Yea Forums picks the GIRL (cute traps acceptable) who I fap to tonight.
GO!

Apology not accepted

friendly reminder you can never leave here
t. oldfag since 2014

Anthony Recker

Why don't you make your own early exit, newfag

Will the real based apology poster please stand up?

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>2014

John Taffer

I'm sorry. I'm an impostor. He's the real apology poster.

puig is on moar powerful roids again...

But who is the apology poster? i hope Godgers solves this quick

I said girl you fucking faggots

Why does ESPN even bother buying the rights to non-Yankee/Red Sox games? 80% of this Dodgers/Rockies game is just talking about those two teams

Hey no worries...we're both just trying to find a niche in life... we can both apologize...I'm sorry that asshole posted that and made you feel the need to make this post...

Heres your (You) now stop samefagging up the thread

my two favorite teams play each other tomorrow. angels and brewers.

>t. globalist cuck who hates the idea of America being great again

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Fuck you and you better not say sorry

its the >cusb faggot

>two favorite teams
kys

Yankees and Red Sox are the only teams that matter. What can you really say and the Rockies and the chokers?

Will you be able to watch the game?

My hands are up! I apologize!
m(._.)m

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You think anyone actually likes the ESPN feeds?

Watching the Rockies and wondering if they should even be a major league team.

comin for that booty KC
got some dingers for you

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Probably 2 or 3 guidos from Miami because ARod, but that's about it

Goddamn, that pic from the Resd fight was high art.

>Shattle

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roy halladay did 9/11

Phoneposties spotted!

Wtf happened to the Rockies?

This is speeeeeee, we all phone post

Why Angels and the Brewers? Particularly the Brewers?

spuh

Are you a newfriend? Everyone knows about Jap brew crew

found the little pussy cub fan

im not him
ohtani i guess, brewers for bandwagon i guess cus angels probably wont make playoffs

wow

Not him but explain the meme. I've generally avoided this general the past few years.

It's a cubs fan that keeps apologizing*

sorry

So i'm bandwagoning the mariners and phillies now eat me /mlb/

I see. Thank you for telling the harsh reality of the Angels organization.

Just filter anyone that says sorrry

now that makes makes a lot more sense, thank you for the clarification fren

Both team are gonna implode around August.

Jap brew crew went to school in Milwaukee and picked up being a fanboy while he was their

good any team i bandwagon usually fall apart

>There
Too many afternoon beers today

>Anthony Recker
Why did you respond with Anthony Recker? He’s not a girl in any way.

I'm so sorry

I'm very sorry

Sasuga bearlet-kun.

Fuck these sorry posters i can filter all of you!

This is turning into a real shit fest!

This is insane!

Why are bearlets apologizing?

youtube.com/watch?v=fzKKBbxdA5w

the brewboys are taking back their park!

You just posted the S word, now prepare to be filtered along with the Cubs fans!

you mean as long as i post the 5 letter word

Poor threadmaking decisions, poor posting decisions, poor baseball rooting interests, poor timing on being born, and countless other reasons

Fuck all Cubs fans

Based

I hope this meme sticks. It’s funny.

i made mistakes i must atone for ...

Why the hell did the Angels not signing Joe Kelly?

lmao
>doyers

Kike Hernandez just made an incredible move!

Inspector Godgers here....this is psychotic... fucking psychotic. These shitposters are truly something else and need to be exposed soon.

Join the discord!

Yours Truly,

Inspector Godgers

discord.gg/37w38m

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>discord
>tripfag
no

>hands the rockies a free run and potentially more
And the rockies will still lose the game

wtf is this weird sand transition that espn is using jfc they basically have a monopoly on sports shit and they are somehow terrible at it

God bless you Inspector

Imagine how fucking stupid that discord chat must be

I'm sorry about that

I swear the Marlins guy is everywhere.

ok, this is epic

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That's his gimmick

he blocked me on twitter because I kept tweeting screenshots of him on his phone instead of watching the game

I kek audibly thinking about it

Why do posters refer to Recker as if he’s a girl?

What a pussy. I hope he loses all his money going to baseball stadium. Keep exposing him if you can.

maybe he's checking baseball reference and cross-checking with fangraphs with a keen baseball mind

i know where he's not

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Cubs

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What a fag

Not you, marlins man. He rubs me the wrong way.

Which players rub you the right way?

The obvious answer is recker

>The obvious answer is recker
Why him?

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Caught you reckerposter!

This is entrapment!

why have you never "listed" reckerposter?

he is a fragile little drunk faggot.
my buddy ran into him at a mets game and said he was with two super hot chicks. I'd imagine they were escprts.

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Inspector Gaygers was the reckerposter this whole time

I thought it was widely known that he brings escorts to games

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this is my favorite

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was this at the 2016 WS?

On one hand Marlins Man is a faggot
On the other hand, he's living the dream, going to good baseball games and drinking and whoring to his little faggy heart's content
This is a dire conflict...

I simultaneous dislike and envy him. it's not really a conflict.

yeah, da land got his ass good. he even played the OY VEY ANTI SEMITE! card

He's a sucker for khazar milkers

where does marlins man get the money to do this shit

he ran a law firm, and is now "retired" and has younger lawyers basically running the firm in his name

he's a jew

Having that fat fuck .210 hitter being your star on your meme franchise... priceless.

when do we get a position player pitching?

hhahahahaha
why the fuck does he wear that to clubs?
does he really desperately cling to the marlins man persona outside of sports?

When you have jew money you can do anything.

LOS ROOKIES DE CULORADO

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he needs to be recognizable.
being a pseudo celeb is all he has to live for. I'd imagine he cares about his image a lot more than any baseball team.

>streaker trips over 2nd
How good is the weed in lolorado?

hes not a celeb, hes a walking gimmick

You know I'm just gonna put it out there, I think the Dodgers may be a good team. I know, crazy right?

Can they beat the Red Sox or Yankees? I don't think so

But will they choke against another AL team?

Does anyone have a webm or video of the brawl?

As a Doyers fag, I think this is the last best shot this team will have to win a World Series. This is the 1st year we have J.D Martinez's old hitting coach as our new hitting coach, this team lost the cancer that is memePuig, and they've changed there offensive approach to facilitate more runs versus just getting home runs. This year what may screw us over is the bullpen and Kerchoke as usual. The AL looks down this year so this is our best shot.

If the Ray's didn't have the Red Sox and Yankees in their division they would have one of the longest post season streaks in baseball.

If the White Sox didn't have the Twins, Royals, Indians, and Tigers in their division they would have the longest postseason streak in baseball.

Agreed

soon to be .800 club

Are the 3D logos on the helmets kino?

too busty

holy fucking lol

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Is Inspector Godgers a Reckerposter? Why is Recker associated with women and Godgers with a closeted handegg athlete?

>too busty

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>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

may he outlive us all

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he tried to talk to pic related in the NLCS last year and she wouldn't even talk to him so he just looked at his phone the whole game.

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>Will have a higher OPS than Trout after tonight
>Doesn't settle for faggot walks and aggressively attacks the ball
>Actually faster than Trout
>Versatile fielder, can play 1st base or center
>Has to perform under more pressure being in a market that expects post-season success every year
>Better looking

Tell me, /mlb/, why Cody BellinGOD isn't the best player in baseball?

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He had a great time with front row Amy

Because he's not consistently good. Remember the first half of last season? Yikes

Only 23, remember. He's made adjustments this season.

>Red Sox
>making the playoffs
Cmon don't be this dense bruh

YAY!
Yay poster!

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I don't think anyone expects them to keep playing so poorly. Would be funny tho to watch a total collapse.

When will Chris Davis get a hit?

almost as if there's money to be had in the vegetarian market, as well as collaborations with local music legends

>Phillies

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>Took down Scherzer
>Took down Berrios
Who's Next?

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What other players will he go down on?

The most dominant Gay athlete since Willie Mays

didn't he pull a frying pan out of his pants after he did this?

Kluber?

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Rookie sweep

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>He's only 25
Jesus he came up young.

>sweeps you

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God damn I hate you

This.

I'm sorry

why do you hate the bbqposters?

sorry sir

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Mmmmm...nothin beats a sizzlin grill on a summer day

How does one avoid the sweep?
Asking for a friend?

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hey, the ALC used to be good!
12 ws, 14ws, 15ws, 16ws

>granted that's 1-3 record with home field in 3 of those...

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Bring that pretty wife of yours over, we'll put the game on the radio... tinker on that ol jalopy in the garage... got some cold ones so frosty your lips will stick

Based BAJP
The lodestone of the Central broship

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you gotta git gud

>Padres
>Diamondbacks
>Tigers
Which team could field the best team of players/prospects they discarded over the past 10 years?

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I see. Thank you for sharing your wisdom with me.

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Mmmmm... sounds like a plan...the little squirt'll be happy to see yer little 'uns... they get along well bob... mind if i bring some of that home made casserole barb likes? Mmmm.... it'll be a good time... well sit on the lawn chair smellin the fresh grass...lil scampers runnin around, wives gosspin... Mmmmm...im rarin' to go...

What would make a good rockies win .webm?

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The words "rockies win" flashing with lots of confetti with the logo rotating in the middle.

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oh here we go again this asshole with his posts! Ugh!

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fuck these guys

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Culorado absolutely fucked! Stabbed!

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Dabbed on!

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Not a single attractive 3D in this thread

Welp I shat this out pretty quick, Just looke for purple on pornhub

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*ahem*

The Belle of the ugly ball

its just 1 autist with a 4channelpass

Culorado faggots should be STABBED! The ball doesn't fly well around here homie.

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Retard alert

2d > 3d

Based

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>"Cody Bellinger threw a ball 100 mph in last night’s game. Here is the complete list of players that can have sprint speeds, exit velos, and arm strengths in the top 15%: Shohei Ohtani, Ramon Laureano, Tyler O’Neill, Avisail Garcia, Cody Bellinger*, Javy Baez*, Trevor Story*."

cool stat

twitter.com/enosarris/status/1056235409590505472

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deviantart.com/jrgts/art/Dodger-Sunset-295890101
deviantart.com/mylesterlucky7/art/Me-and-Kelly-ready-for-MLB-opening-day-792496012

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these anime douchebags are ruining my day

>all these uglies spammed
Yikes

It's like you've never seen doyerposting before

Oh fuck off simpleton

sorry sir..

This weekends winners: the central bros
This weekders losers: everyone else

I must apologize for being so harsh, I shouldn't have reacted so explosively

Mike Trout will easily pass Jeter in all-time WAR this season and he’s only 28. Jeter never even sniffed a MVP before and most of his titles were won when he wasn’t even in his prime.

Is Jeter the most overrated baseball player ever?

no...I apologize.. for everything

I've seen it for a long time and I never get used to it. All the women in southern California and this is the best they can do?

>Young republicans
Because it's never to early to commit treason
DOH HO HO HO

>Built like a fire hydrant

>Bakersfield

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youtu.be/NjGcCI9ByWw
This shit gives me goosebumps. I want to get into baseball and I'm probably a padres fan because I've been to 20+ games at petco/jack Murphy/Qualcomm but I haven't followed the sport for 15 years. Red pill me bros. I live in philly now if it matters

No one is signing him because hes probably hurt somewhere on his pitching hand, and also Kimbrel is a tard asking for 120 plus million starter money as a relief at his age

>lifelong padres fans coming out of the Woolworth's

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this is psychotiee!!!!!! :DDDDD

Are the padres good? I honestly only care about hockey I'm just trying to give your old man sport a shot

Please don't watch our sport

go back to /gay/ (aka /hoc/)

No seriously what the fuck is going on in baseball man give me like 5 storylines my team didn't make the playoffs

The Dodgers have owned your division the past 6 years in a row and it's gonna be 7 this year. The NL West would be the worst division in baseball if the AL Central didn't exist. Because of that you guys have shot for a wild card birth if and only if, you don't lose so much against the Dodgers. But the Dodgers have owned your franchise more than one team has ever owned another. So good luck with that mewfriend.

Thanks for the heads up my dude what's up with the giants right now? I've literally never given a fuck about the dodgers but have always had negative feelings for the giants

Nvm just looked up the MLB standings. Only 140 games to go but I think I'm actually going to bandwagon the Cincinnati Reds for no reason

Harmless. We came up and did our share of damage 9 years ago and stopped 4 years ago.

Why though you guys have a great uniform and ball bark is rather wed that than the gay fuckin dodgers shit

No idea how I typed this poorly, sorry to anyone who read it :(

No, I'm sorry

I am excited the Dodgers are doing well atm.

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Who is the best ballplayer to never win a World Series?

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Barry Bonds

Ted Williams

>b*rry b*nds

>cubes

Ted Williams is the correct answer, and I'll throw in an honorable mention for Nap Lajoie (21 years, 3,243 hits, 107.4 rWAR, never even played in a Series).

If you really want to know, during their competitive window, the Giants won mostly with pitching, defense, and small ball. Long story short, that formula doesn't work anymore. It's all about power now thanks to an "updated" baseball, a defensive focus on extreme shifts, and an offensive focus on driving the wacky new baseballs out of the park to avoid those shifts. Since 2016, league-wide home run totals have matched and even surpassed the peak of the steroid era, and the World Series winners have reflected the clear new advantage for power teams.

It's Bonds, but at least he got a ring.

TIL ages 22-26 do not count as being in one's prime.
In any event, I consider him somehow to be simultaneously the most overrated AND underrated player. On one hand, he literally has the sixth most hits of all time; on the other hand, he is 87th in career WAR (soon to be lower as Cabrera, Cano, Trout et al. pass him), with only seven members of the 3,000-hit club (Palmeiro, Gwynn, Murray, Winfield, Biggio, Ichiro, Brock) ranked below him. On one hand, 14-time All Star, one of only 21 players with at least that many appearances; on the other hand, he often was picked to start despite clearly not being the best shortstop in the AL at the break. On one hand, as a hitter, he had eleven top-10 finishes in oWAR, twice leading the league; on the other hand, as a fielder, despite five gold gloves, his range declined rapidly and he won at least a couple based on reputation alone, finishing with a career -8.3 dWAR. On one hand, he's a surefire first-ballot HOFer; on the other hand, once in the Hall he'll be ranked 49th in WAR. On one hand, 46th in career MVP shares; on the other hand, he only finished in the top 5 in balloting three times. On one hand, 12th all time in reaching base, three times leading the league; on the other hand, his OBP is 194th. On one hand, Fortune magazine named him the 11th greatest world leader in 2014; on the other hand, WHAT?

That all ignores his undercover crime fighting career

If your man doesn't have a crush on Mike Trout, he gay.

TOKYO -- For the third time, baseball star Ichiro Suzuki has turned down a prestigious Japanese government award handed to stars in sports, entertainment and culture.

A Japanese government spokesman said Friday that Ichiro, who retired last month with the Seattle Mariners, had declined the People's Honor Award.

The most recent winner was Olympic skating gold medalist Hanyu Yuzuru, who was named last year following the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics.

The first winner in 1977 was baseball player Sadaharu Oh. New York Yankees star Hideki Matsui won the award in 2013.

Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga said Ichiro indicated, through a third party, that he'd rather receive the award "when he draws the curtain" on his life.

Ichiro, 45, retired with 3,089 hits in the major leagues and had 1,278 more in his career in Japan. He is sure to be the first Japanese player inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

This really sounds like a perfect summer evening.

>that feel when red sock WIN

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Our (guy) Bauer
Who art in Cleveland

Cubs fan here!

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Jesus christ, how horrifying.

>cusb

Rockies will win the division. Dodgers will lose the wild card game.

>spicswing

Is it bad that I want to lie to my family or my gf and say I have a closing shift in my wagecuck job in nyc, when really I get out at 6pm and go see the Mets afterwards?

Desu as a single guy I go to meetings just for the food. fuck dishes

no its ok because youre not a yankee fan

Rent free

if you live in jew york and choose the objectively good guys over the objectively evil guys then you are a morally just person and i trust your judgement

I just didn’t want them to be hounding me over “where are you...what time is the game over...oh is that guy Thor playing?” , plus not to worry that I’m going alone

I just want to have a beer or two and take in a game in peace

Those weekday night games are comfy

thats ok but if i were you i would at least tell my gf and tell her that I didnt really like to talk to people during the game or something but im just very against dishonesty in general

>mets (yankees) """fans"""

>why root for a team that wins when theres a perfectly good team that doesnt win
???

yankees literally purchased other major league teams to use them as a farm team

they are objectively the most evil team in sports

i hope the gubs lose today so i can laugh at them desu

Kill yourself, frontrunner.

sorry i make mistakes

Sorry posters are gay and smell funny get out of here and go back to /cric/

Jeter is gonna destroy the yankees in 3 years time

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I like how the only post is a south african telling them to fuck themselves

Will we ever get a baseball game like the Show that includes a "camera view" or maybe even fully simulated "fan" or in ballpark perspective? Imagine if you will using mapping and scanning technologies, a game that can replicate an entire ballpark (or at least all the accessible parts) and you can play as a spectator in a sort of psuedoFPS during a game and go anywhere/sit anywhere to get a unique view of the game.

Example: For those without money, they can finally experience what it's like (at least virtually) to climb up to and then sit and take in a game on the Green Monster. Or imagine if you will how it's like to sit in the front row of the outfield and see a home run ball flying at you while the outfielder below is running towards it.

I know the technology exists for this. I just wonder when this could happen.

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>Donaldshit hitting under the mendoza line

I thought he was healthy and ready to rake?

youtube.com/watch?v=TAj83rIIVP4

DONT EVER,,,,,CALL,,,,ME A FRONT RUNNER,,,,,AGAIN BOY I WAS BLEEDING,,,,,PINSTRIPES WHEN YOU WERE IN DIAPERS,,,,DONT LIKE IT,,,,WELL YOU CAN SAY HELLO TO MY,,,,PROBLEM SOLVER,,,,,1911,,,,,45 ACP HE'LL YEA,,,,BORTHER

>17 minutes
Kek

Good morning, boys.

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Early reminder:
tankathon.com/mlb

Why does he do that faggot voice? I'm not watching 17 minutes of this.

There's nothing stopping this from being implemented like you say now, especially as a spectator mode for games between two online players, but I'll go one step further.

Within the next 10-15 years, as VR technologies evolve and internet speeds increase, you will be able to subscribe to services from the various sports leagues that will allow you to watch real major league games live from your home VR system or phone as if you were sitting in the park/arena. They will even try to charge more to unlock premium "seats"/views instead of allowing everyone to pick any seat they want for the same price, but once you unlock those seats you'll be able to move between views and rewind games DVR-style to see plays from different angles.

They have to be thinking this already, I've just never read anyone from any of the sports leagues mention it yet.

BASEBALL you know what i'm saying?

It feels like major sports leagues are lagging behind technology. I mean wasn't it just a few years ago they finally got 3d cameras? And MLB seems even worse with their horrible video/archiving systems.

>especially as a spectator mode for games between two online players
I never knew how much I needed this until now.

While that is the preferable approach, real balls games have severe limitations of accessibility such as time, schedule, weather, team's playing, and of course price. There's also the matter that you could go and see your team do shitty and have an overall bad time. With a simulated ballpark experience you can control all that and more. Both have their pluses and minuses it's just the virtual one isn't developed yet though it's entirely possible by now.

>his team has more losses than the Seattle Mariniggers
Oh no no no

but they don't

Raise your hand if your favorite team has been to a World Series

It wasn't pretty last time.

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On a completely informational basis, I was just reminded that San Diego State's Baseball team has a player named Chad Bible.
As you were, lads.

1. Dodgers (Like it or not, this is the most complete team in baseball as of now)
2. Phillies (Bryce Harper has really energized his new team's offense, it's rightfully lethal)
3. Brewers (Once again, a bullpen with Josh Hader proving it's deserving of the tops)
4. Astros (A sweep of the A's shows the Astros they're back where they belong)
5. Rays (Could this be the team to beat in the AL East?)
6. Yankees (Banged up, but doing everything they can to shake it off)
7. Mets (Unlike last year's hot start team, deGrom has the offense carrying him with Pete Alonso working wonders)
8. Red Sox (Chris Sale's velocity drop is a concern, but a much-needed homestand is looming)
9. Nationals (Overshadowed by the Mets and Phillies by just a hair, but still looking stronger as ever)
10. Indians (Who needs Corey Kluber when the rest of the rotation is pitching at peak level?)
11. Braves (The weakest link in the uber strong NL East, but pitching is surprisingly doing it's job)
12. Cardinals (A very concerning bullpen, but the offense is doing everything it should)
13. Mariners (An offense averaging around 8 runs a game is a pleasant surprise, but can the pitching supplant it?)
14. Athletics (This team looks very different on the road compared to at home, and it could hurt them)
15. Twins (Jorge Polanco could be baseball's breakout shortstop this season)
16. Padres (Fernado Tatis Jr. is leading a youth movement that's up to much better things going forward)
17. Cubs (Looks like the doubters could be right all along, especially the bullpen woes)
18. Rockies (This team could really end up missing DJ LeMahieu and Adam Ottavino)
19. Pirates (Their pitching is extremely underrated, and they're just waiting for the right time to strike it gold)
20. Diamondbacks (Looking like the most average team in baseball right now)

21. Angels (Mike Trout is unstoppable but how far can he carry this team on his own?)
22. Rangers (They're showing they can score, but the abysmal pitching overall puts them behind the pack of the AL West)
23. Tigers (I want to rank them higher but their schedule has been really easy so far)
24. Blue Jays (They won't be doing much until Vlad Jr. comes up)
25. Royals (Speed, speed, and more speed, but that's it really)
26. Giants (Buster Posey struggling is bad news for a team with offensive woes)
27. White Sox (Moncada and Jimenez look like a dynamic duo for years to come, pitching remains abysmal however)
28. Reds (How hard can your team fall even after making so many moves this offseason?)
29. Marlins (Simply too young and lacking identity, Alfaro could be a star though)
30. Orioles (Don't let the 4-5 record fool you, Chris Davis is still on your team)

die

>17. Cubs
scuba kek scuba!

>red cucks

This is an outrage

anyone that has the phillies over the brewers is a complete and utter retard

pirates @ cubs

white sox rays where?

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I can make one for you if you can't

Fuck you, this team doesn't deserve attention.

Would be much appreciated thanks

white sox lol

does that count as a hbp?

...

they teach kids in little league to not bunt like that

Don't waste thread slots.

sorry

sorry sir

Rays v Phillies worlds eries
cap this

I've seen this before

Remember when whos fans were saying they were better than the Cubs?

>6-0
>0-4

OH EL OH EL

They do tend to get really uppity after winning two in a row.

It's a very rare occurrence for them.

>first Beltway Series isn't until July
>Davis and Rosenthal will either have improved or be kicked off their teams by then
I was kinda hoping to see the worst pitcher in decades take on the worst batter ever to be paid like an all-star player.

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D O Y E R S
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So how do you feel about grump banning cuban players?

>Banning
they just have to defect again, like they used to

>Pirates finally get to stop mooching wins of the Reds
>Get absolutely murdered

Kek

What happened to the >cusbposters? Not Cubs fans I mean the posters who spam >cusb

they now say scuba kek scuba

>cusb
also their bullpen won't get them an easy pennant, yes the pirates are getting exposed for bullying the worse team in the division

Worst*

This is going to make it more dangerous for players to leave. Players are going to go back to paying traffickers and being smuggled out of Cuba. There are a lot of wild stories about Cuban players defecting, including Puig.

There's also the part where The Fed and the League were going to work towards a better solution

Did you guys see Baez throw the bat and still get an RBI from it?

Just another reason to dislike this clown. Baseball is big in Cuba and we could get some real stars and potentially gain more Cuban American fans here but bitch hands can't do anything right.

Oh no, they'll just have to come in the way all the Cuban Stars before came in

AHAHAHHAHAHA OH NNONOONONO SEETHING FILTHY YANKEE YOU'RE JUST SCARED WE'LL BEAT YOU TONIGHT HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude don't do this. You better not jinx us.

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astros own ya

SEETH MORE YAKS

kek

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I'm not a stankees fan dude. also calm down

This, but then a racist like Trump doesn't care that his policies enable human trafficking. In fact he cynically and cruely banks on it because then he can point the trafficking that his policies create to justify them and restrict them more.

Either way, expect this to end up in the courts. And given how incompetent Trump is with these things, there's a good chance it'll be overturned. If you want to know how bad he is at it, he's lost 90% of these sorts of court battles.
cnbc.com/2019/01/24/trump-has-lost-more-than-90-percent-of-deregulation-court-battles.html

>They just have to abandon their home country and risk their lives to play baseball
This is why conservatives are the bad guys.

This guy is 100% right .
America could use MLB as an ambassador to open up better relations with Cuba and push them to become more democratic and free. But nope, better to take the most antagonistic approach possible.

trumpie makin ya seeth?

I just got a thing against traitors.

Why are the Cubs fans okay with their owners then?

Trump owns the Cubs?

11 starting players on the DL, and we're still going to curbstomp the lastros

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>Trump is a traitor because he advocates for policies I don't agree with
Stay mad, globalist cuck.

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RAYS

ARE

GAYS

>Colludes with a hostile foreign power that meddled in the elections
>Barr, Trump's hand pick lackey runs such a brazen cover up that Mueller's people come out and say it's a cover up.
Stay sweating con job.

>giving a shit about a commie shithole
America first, faggot.

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Reminder America's politics are a joke, but this is a Yea Forums board. Take it to /pol/

omigosh!

>still believing the Russia hoax after two years and no indictments
>believing the failing New York times piece that says "someone who won't be named said someone on Mueller's team said the full report is damaging but they won't say in what way"
How embarrassing

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Not my fault the president is living in this faggot's head rent free

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So are we suggesting the same people who are pro trump as it appears and are very anti illegal immigration are alright with advocating cubans to illegally immigrate here?
The president is a faggot, and hillary wasn't any better

>Still claiming there wasn't collusion when all that was said by Barr was there wasn't criminal conspiracy
>Using the talking point that anonymous sources are wrong when the Trump admin is the leakiest administration in American history
>Also no one in any 'authority' has refused to the accusations.
Why the cover up and not release the full Mueller report?

Found the butthurt whofag.

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No. We're advocating they stay in Cuba or defect and come here legally.

But do you really think they'll defect?

Not my fucking problem. We have enough commies as it is.

>bustcada's batting average is rapidly falling

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That man is a true patriot fighting against fascism.

But it's America's problem user. You love america right?

Why can't the White Sox ever have anything nice?

you know why

>Trump supporters
>love America
pick one

It's not America's problem. If they come here illegally, they should be captured and deported. If Cuba is so awful that they have to come here, they can renounce their citizenship and defect.

The Trump curse

no one calls it the Bank retard
nice trips

>Cuba

I do. All the time. And the flyers and sixers play in the well.

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And that's what i expect them to do.

non-threadwars NEW in a few

>general
No thanks. I'll wait for the real one.

It's cheaper to come here illegally user. free even

>/hoc/

this is AMERICA.

America has GENERALS.

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I got you covered, and it was early too.

>late threads
Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

FIRST/BEST

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Trump is a literal retard and his entire administration has been a train wreck lurching from one scandal to the next and his cabinet appointees are either soulless crooks or laughingly incompetent and Cubans should be able to play in thr major leagues, if they're qualified and there's a team willing to sign them.

Right? What is that, a fucking gremlin?

Based and elote pilled

thanks senpai

>cusb

not true