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MIN: Vikings sign Sean Mannion to backup Cousins
ARZ: 'Solid chance' Redskins will trade for Rosen
CLG: Drew Lock visiting Broncos Sunday into Monday
CLG: Haskins slated to visit Broncos and Redskins
CLE: Beat writer expects Chubb to start over Hunt
SEA: Report: Not much progress in Wilson talks
DAL: DeMarcus Lawrence to have shoulder surgery
FA: Bengals waive former 4th-round RB Mark Walton
DAL: DeMarcus Lawrence gets five-year, $105M deal
BAL: Ex-Raider Seth Roberts resurfaces with Ravens

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First for cowboys win the superbowl

Raiders ttbqhwyf

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fuck the steelers

Last two digits is how many points the rams score in superbowl 54

Hahahahahaha fail

>Chiefs 46, Rams 45

>mfw brown/juju Twitter drama

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?

>browns
>winning in the playoffs

Unironically I fully believe we’re getting a BurrsBrownBowl

Anything could be possible in the next 40-50 years. Except that.

>Mfw Antonio Brown exacts revenge on the Steelers in the AFCCG

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>seahawks are actually going to trade wilson

Test

>Super Bowl 54
>It's the 13-3 Chicago Bears on a redemption tour verses the Cleveland Browns who are lighting the world on fire and have an improbable perfect 16-0 season
>The whistle blows and Mich Trubisky is injured on the first play and is out for the rest of the game
>Back up after back up come in relief but the Browns keep destroying them.
>It's now the end of the 3rd quarter and the score is 38-6 Browns
>Play resumes and the Browns ferocious defense injures another backup qb
>Nagy growns "We have to bring him in"
>Enter, Johnny Manziel
>Johnny Football is lighting the Browns defense on fire
>Leading the comeback of the ages
>Da Bears have scored an amazing 21 unanswered points in the quarter.
>The score is 38-37 and the Bears make another miraculous stop on defense
>The Browns pin them back at their own 2 yard line
>Only 3 minutes to go
>Manziel takes the field and leads the charge downfield
>Oh shit The Drive 2 is happening
>Bears look unstoppable now
>Johnny Football has almost 200 yards now in just 1 quarter
>Browns somehow are able to stop Manziel
>Ball is on the Browns 33
>Bears use their final timeout, 10 seconds left in the game
>They send out the field goal unit
>43 yard field goal attempt
>the kick is up
>
>
>
>*Doink*
>*Doink*
>From 0-16 to 19-0
>The Cleveland Browns are Super Bowl champions

The kino writes itself

i can't believe you typed this entire thing out and posted it without dying of cringe

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-NG SONG — Patrick!

This is retarded.

yikes, dont bet on it

Your math is wrong.

>implying the next owl will be anything other than a Reiderson owl

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You should review what you write, also, why would anyone go for 1 when down by 2?

>that math

wot

Last digit is the number of wins Lameme will have this season

A bit high

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More like last Two digits, amirite old gay?

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>SEA: Report: Not much progress in Wilson talks
What the fuck are they waiting for? The deadline is April 15th. I don't want to see some Seahawks bullshit, they need to keep Wilson and keep building a consistent team around him.

Looks close to reality, I'd expect like 8 wins for the Ravens

Guys should I go get fajitas or Peruvian chicken and how will it affect my team?

That's just something Russell said, the actual deadline is a couple franchise tags away.

Obsessed

Tbh I think 6 will be too many, I think their ceiling is 5-11

This guy was the president the last time the cardinals won the league

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Come on dude, don't make me take screens of you asslicking lameme just to spam them after you cry for a new QB when you finally realize he is at very best the 32nd best starting QB

Why aren't you faggots watching Wrestlemania?

post stream

Nigga just join the WWE network, its 10 fucking dollars

i don't have $10

I know, but I have the impression that Wilson isn't happy in the Seahawks since the playoff loss at Cowboys. If they didn't reach a deal by April 15, I'm pretty sure he'll be pushing to leave Seattle

Gtfo xfl shill

I'd take him as the backup for Lamar if the price is right

Why black girls love Travis Kelcy? Just look at his Instagram comments

>$10 to watch fake bullshit
Nah

because he's white but acts black

Its actually free for the first month, so sign up and cancel it immediately and you still have it for a month. Its what I did.

For me? It's gotta be Zachary Adam Ertz.

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...

You have shit taste in tight ends and women

Whoa...It's ok you're supporting Lamar, but you're nuts if you rate him over Wilson.
Also, Wilson's bitch wants to go to New York, so if he leaves Seattle, the Giants are a viable option.

He's married to a black chick

I'm thinking Redskins if Russell ends up leaving the Seahawks but that's completely depending if they somehow land Josh Rosen.

>

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Wilson is getting his mega deal

Pete Carroll’s too old to go back to qb hell

If it's that easy for him to drop the team he probably wasn't planning on sticking around anyway. I'll worry if a lot of smoke starts showing up around trade rumors, otherwise it's just negotiation posturing.

Shut the fuck up dumbass

Seattle will eventually re-sign Wilson, the process just will be really bumpy along the way. Knowing how Pete and John are they put their eggs in one basket.

AB just proving, once again, that he has the mentality of a toddler. One of the greatest talents to ever touch the field, but an absolute baby.

Hear me out: Ravens draft a tight end

Memes aside, Lamar Jackson is the future face of the NFL

Also Bjork Lazer on suicide watch

He and Odell are literally closet homos. Their antics both on and off the field prove it.

I chose fajitas

Why the fuck would they do that when they have 3 under long term contract including the best rookie TE?

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I hope so. Anyways, I think money it's not the only thing over the table this time. I have the impression that Wilson wants to reformulate his role as a QB. He probably demands more support on certain positions and more freedom to develop pass play.

Shoo shoo, fatso

Any team that overpays for a qb that much is doomed anyways

Hayden Hurt is past his prime

Wilson audibling every play would probably produce better results than Schottenheimer's "run to establish the run" 1970s tier playbook

I'm very worried about how the Chiefs will be when they make Mahomes the league's highest paid player.

I’m sad and tired and hungry and it’s hard to be happy.

Why are you so infatuated with Lamar? He's promising but nothing more. I don't see the big deal with him, honestly

Also this. Brian Schottenheimer is an awful playcaller. If this is one reason potentially driving him out I don't blame him one bit.

Thats false, but I was talking about Mark Andrews you silly billy

They'll keep losing in the playoffs regardless.

Lamar is the one QB I expect major regression from. On the flip side I think Josh Allen is going to break out.

do people unironically think lameme is going to be a good QB?

The shitty Raiders would have to actually make it there, but Brown has nothing to be vengeful about. He's just a bitch

Old Gay and uppity Baltimore niggers aren't a good indicator of people

whos more overrated? chris ballard or ryan pace?

>ballard
>inherit bad team
>hire a HC that failed before and OCs for the greatest HC/QB combo ever
>he fucking bails when he realized his mistake
>luck into a decent HC
>feast on pathetic division
>have a trillion in cap space
>do fucking nothing but get outbid by half a mil for a couple players each
>But Heres Why Thats Actually A Genius Move
>signs some depth fluff instead and sits on cash with a weak roster

>pace
>give giraffe boy a contract
>trade up to second to draft the 3rd best QB on the board
>while john fox is still HC
>trade 2 firsts just to sign record breaking contract
>buys all in win-now-mode before team even took a snap with new HC and second year QB who barely flashed
>feast on pathetic division, flops in playoffs
>frees up cap space in offseason to sign a bunch of literal whos while letting decent pieces of the secondary leave
>trades away decent cheap RB while the number 2 RB is a belichick gadget WR
>does nothing with leftover cap space (no early picks to pay for either) while team has gotten slightly worse in the offseason

‘ate Indianapolis
‘ate buffalo
‘ate new yock
‘ate miami
‘ate pittsbug
‘ate dallas
‘ate houstin
‘ate ellay
‘ate denvuh
‘ate the nfc
‘ate the xfl
‘ate niggers
‘ate mooselums
‘ate spics
‘ate chinks
‘ate libruls
‘ate yurop
Love me pats
Love me football
Love America
Simple as

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Nothing you said about Ballard makes me think he’s a bad gm

Well, when you read Old Bay's posts, you have the impression that he really thinks Lamar is going to broke all Brady's records, so yes...there are people with those levels of delusion

I mean if you can provide actual reasons (you can't) why you think Lamar is bad thats one thing but you idiots are just spoutings racist memes as Lamar keeps dabbing on your shit teams

Shoo shoo, fatso

>all Brady's records

Brees, Favre and Manning all have more impressive records than Brady

remember to filter Old Bay !K0kWlPv/V2 before entering the thread

thank you very much

Favre's interception record is pretty incredible.

i just don't think he will be good especially with Greg Roman as his OC

worst general

And I'm pretty sure you're convinced that Lamar is going to be better than them

Old Bay? Yeah he fucking hates white supremacy.

Shoo shoo fatso

the question is if hes overrated
not shelling out a couple extra mil while a wide open cap and roster with a few holes seems like hes too conservative though

You must have never seen him play

Wrong

Right

Shoo shoo, fatso

do you not remember how completely talentless the Colts roster was even two years ago? cleaning up the mess that Ryan Grigson left is sufficiently impressive to make him not overrated imo

Checked. Also scared of how Dallas is gonna handle dak. He is not a 25 mil guy

Well at age 21 Lamar Jackson has accomplished more than any QB in history at the same age. You'd be stupid to dismiss him off hand.

Shoo shoo fatso

I literally said he looks promising, but there's a lot of things to demonstrate for him. You can't rank him as a superstar at this point.

i'm pretty sure Michael Vick beating the Packers, who were previously undefeated at home in the playoffs throughout their entire history, in Lambeau at the age of 22 is more impressive than Lamar looking overmatched against a defense with no linebackers a day before his 22th birthday.

And I'm pretty sure you're a fucking twink

No one is calling him a superstar right now

This. That whole 21 years old meme needs to die it means nothing and hes going to get btfo this year

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So excited for this rivalry

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You hear that police12? He called you a Twink. Now you have to post body.

Jackson was the youngest player to ever win the Heisman, thats more impressive than anything Vick ever accomplished.

is twink even an insult? whenever i hear it i get a chub t b h

How is that a rivalry when the Ravens own the Browns and Jackson owns Mayfield?

same desu

Fuck you llama

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everyone already knows i have a twink body 2bh
college achievements are in no way more impressive than NFL achievements, of which Vick has plenty. not even a knock on Lamar, Vick was superlative early on in his career. no one was ready for a QB to be the best athlete on the field

Is that some Yea Forums meme?

That put jackson in an elite group along with johnny manziel, jameis winston and carlson palmer.

Vick has no NFL accomplishments

/Bills Owl 2020/

When will this meme die

2021

2020

But why not now? They arent even close

Gettleman is a retard.

And I'm glad the league is afraid of giving the 49ers players.

No team is close, preseason doesn't even start for 3 months.

I can tell you with absolute certainty some teams that wont be making the playoffs, including but not limited to the bills

No one is afraid of the 9ers overpaying for players

No, you can't.

Reminder that Bitch Trubitsky and the offense is the reason the bears won’t win a playoff game this decade
>the bears scored a combined total of 30 points against the Cardinals and 49ers, the two worst teams in the league
>the rams scored 70 in their away games against the cardinals and 49ers
>Cody Parkey’s kick would’ve been good had it not been tipped, which was the fault of the bear’s Oline

Mayfield must've had to 409 the grease off his face.

and the Birds just fleeced them for Jordan

I absolutely can. Bill's, jets, dolphins are all missing. Bengals will miss it, Redskins and giants will all miss.

>6-10
sounds about, not enough to make the playoffs, just enough to ensure they dont get a proper qb next year

>Booker Mayflower: My dick is bigger than yours
>LaMichael Jenkins: I'ma still take yo bitch

You don't know that.

DOINK DOINK cunt
The bears lost and will continue to lose for decades to come you fucking cunt

With 100% certainty I know it. I'd take any reasonable odds on every single one of those teams missing the playoffs

You idiots said the same thing when they traded for Jay Ajai

Is a woman willing to fuck that monster worth it?

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And didnt they? They won a superbowl

>you
fuck off manchild I wasn't talking to you. mind your own business.

>With 100% certainty I know it.
No, you don't.

Ajayi had nothing to do with that. Brady being shit when his defense isnt there to bail him out is why they won.

Old Gay watches Man Drama lol

K which of those teams are going to the playoffs? Choose 1 and I will live stream eating my hat if you're right come week 17

Why are you arguing with a man who is vert clearly an idiot? There is nothing you can say that will make him acknowledge that he is wrong.

Imagine this
>your mom calls you
>she’s frantic
>she asks you if you’ve heard what happened
>you ask what happened
>"user, [your team] just traded for Brady!”
What is your reaction?

>shit
>C/ATT1 Yds TD INT Rating
>28/48 505 3 0 115.4

What a fucking faggot you are.

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I don't know if any of them them will.

"Mom stop drunk dialing me you dont know shit about football, see ya on Easter. "

Retarded.

Mfw

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I wish you would really give up your address on Kent Island so I can come over and beat your fucking face in.

Well I know that none of them are making it

But you don't

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>brady
>not shit

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Then bet on it

It's a good thing he plays QB.

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Yeah because he likes feeling another mans ass haha

I bought a new house so if you show up there or my rental property on Kent Island I would literally beat your faggot ass to death with a tube sock full of potatoes

so does your dad

>from the Dolphins to the Lions
Amendola probably should've taken the paycut, no?

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I do
I will, and am. And as I said I'll eat my hay live if he chooses a team that goes

Holy shit thats embarassing Brady BTFO

You live in your parent's basement watching Man Drama when not working nights at Bojangles.

pff said something like he led the league in negative plays, but I dont know all the conditions
its pretty clear hes bortles tier and the bears will live and die with him

But you’re not even confident they’ll all miss the playoffs or you wouldn’t be telling him to pick the team

GRUUUUUUUDEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>seis

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Consider: the entirety of the chargers playoff game except when the chargers went into the negrochuck-friendly prevent retard defense

I'm fully confident. But you dont just bet at no odds for no gain arbitrarily

You don't know what will happen in the future.

In Analapollis among the semen.

I dont care if you are in Annapolis, faggot

You could say I dont know that the sun will rise tomorrow if you wanna be a twat about it, but the fact of the matter is the suns coming up tomorrow and those teams are missing the playoffs

I thought Police12 was bad, but you're the worst

>MOM! TURN OFF SENPAI, I NEED TO WATCH WRESTLEMANIA!

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Sun could spontaneously implode. The sun doesn't "come up", the earth rotates so that a certain area is facing the sun.

i'd rather turn on senpai, desu

It's Sunday. Damn I miss football.

>the earth rotates

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There's still a chance Measles will take care of this for us.

Pitt got new college uniforms and branding from Nike today, all of which look very well done; immensely better than the Jew York Jests

I guess Nike knows which products deserve actual effort

Oh excuse me for using a phrase so common that everyone I've ever met has heard it and understands it, instead of scientifically explaining earth's rotation. But much like stars dont randomly implode, those teams wont randomly improve

>the JEST have yet to recover from this

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have sex

I know the Bills are winning the owl after 2020 season because I want to believe and I've been posting it for 18 months in every /nfl/ thread
I also used to get quads every time I posted it but that seems to have stopped

What flavor is the cake this year?

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Actually a planet the size of the Sun cannot implode at this stage in its life cycle so I can 100% guarantee you the sun will not implode at any point in the next 10 years

>he unironically wasted his IP's quadseed period

You couldn't explain anything scientifically because you don't even understand how the future works.

>sun
>planet

>your prediction for superbowl 54
>how much money you’re willing to bet on it
Rams vs Patriots
$10

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The Bills and Jets aren't "randomly" improving.
Both have made multiple investments that heighten the win floor and ceiling for their teams.
For the Jets it was resigning Anderson, signing Bell and Mosley, and making a number of significant depth signings that will allow them to take BPA in the draft.
For the Bills it was signing an entirely new offensive line and a new WR corps and, if they do end up signing Ansah when he gets the physical done, added a much needed sack artist to their DL.
Just because they have not been good teams recently doesn't mean they will always be bad.

Browns v bears
$100

The Rams had their shot.

>the sun isnt a planet

Why are you such a dumbass?

probably lemon marang

Adam? I didn’t know you were a ravens fan

Not saying they will be permanently bad. I'm saying they wont be very good this year

You think that the sun could implode from nothing. You're literally retarded

I think the Bills and Jets will overtake the patricheats this year. Brady is clearly now the 3rd best QB in the division and, now this is the part you screencap, Belichick will stroke out this year.

Rams are the only team to lose multiple times to the Patriots in the superbowl.

have sex

False. The St. Louis Rams and the LA Rams are not the same ream

Reminder that raiders leave a hill of hotdogs next to the bathrooms

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If you punch yourself and it hurts does that mean you're too strong or too weak?

It means you're fucking retarded

Strength = ability to hit
Toughness = ability to take hits

>ream
what a retard

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My dog > your dog

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you would have a gay dog

Shes not gay

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>walmart blanket, walmart dog
Put a lampshade on the lamp you poor motherfucker

Gross feet

>that lightswitch
you live with your parents holy shit

The old lamp shade got fucked up when I moved into the new F shack and I havent replaced it as of the time of that picture being taken. Also shes a pure bred Australian Shepherd so, yeah, not a "walmart dog"

Thanks

She's a nice dog

>uploading photos of your house
hope you remembered to scrub the EXIF!

But you're not a shepherd so why do you need a Shepherd dog fucktard?

Seahawks vs Chiefs
50$

Thanks senpai. Im sorry if I every insulted you, I take it all back.

She Australian so she shitposts for me when I'm away at work. Also they are very outdoorsy doggos so I take her camping, hiking and fishing with me

Now this is a quality post I came here for

Have sex

This wtf. Isnt he always bragging about his 2 houses but makes like 80k repairing air conditioners and clearly lives at home with his family

>Overpaying
>Team friendly contracts every last one
What did he mean by this?

Super Bowl is in Miami this year. No chance of snow

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It's ok, lad. Insulting and mocking each others (within certain limits) it's part of this hole culture since their inception. Some people take it with elegance and some not, it's part of the charm of being here.

he's scared of the nanners. it's okay. he should be.

This was probably one of my favorite moments of 2018. Fuck Hue Jackson

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Yeah, making Jimmy G the highest paid player in NFLhistory was not overpaying

>hole
go fuck yours

Fuck you, you fucking dumb Greek poophead.

>she
can't handle a red rocket and balls can you pussy?

I hope Mayfield never finishes above 8-8, guy is a classless jackass

>not neutering your dog
You gotta help control the pet population bro

you wish you had half the class baker has

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That's the spirit, μαλάkες

>Below market rate for a starting quarterback is overpaying

>not keeping your dogs nuts intact
You gotta be more attentive and not rely on your parents to do everything for you bro

>baker is a cat person

Top sõy

>27 million a year for an unproven QB is market value

Why is Bulger Maynard walking a giraffe?

300 days until the Rams win the superbowl against the Patriots

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I only get my dogs from the shelter and they force you to get them neutered.

why not

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God you're poor.

You know a lot about overpaying for unproven quarterbacks.

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most poor people do

Hug your neck with a rope

What player is that?

How can you not adopt one from the shelter? They kill the poor doggies if they don't get adopted.

Why is he so out of ahape?

user is just being an edgy faggot

Fun fact if you ever want an Aussie check your local shelter. Most people are fat lazy fucks and cant handle an active doggo like an Australian Shepherd so they get rid of them because they are pieces of shi

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no one lives forever, not even animals

Who I wonder...

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why do you have one then?

>old gay LARPs as a rich fag, shares these carpets
Pick up some extra shifts for some fucking hardwood floors.

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I didnt realize an 11 year starter, super bowl MVP and greatest playoff QB off all time is an unproven player

why does everybody in this thread care so much about being rich? I thought you were all white trash like me.

Old Gay certainly is.

Mrs black wig has some redeemable qualities, but the other one is fucking atrocious

I think right is a boy, not sure about left.

No one mentioned anything about being rich though

have sex

Right's not a boy.

sex is overrated
don't listen to this fag

You’re right. He’s proven he’s not good.

Remember back in the day when I used to share porn passwords?

Yes... an 11 year starter, pro bowl, super bowl winning and playoff GOAT QB is not good...

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but porn is haram, i thought you were a good boy.

Then why did RKK risk his team for a Yankee Cranky?

I will remind them!

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He's not. Flacco was honestly a joke and got benched for a RB LARPing as a QB.

He literally has never made the pro bowl despite the pro bowl being a joke

What is this "18-1" in reference to? Or is it a math equation? Please explain the significance of "18-1" to me

Im probably the richest person in this genny. If not then definitely in the top 3.

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He's been to the Pro Bowl... they let players buy general audience tickets.

AJ definitely killed himself after he watched his Dad's head explode open in that shitty diner.

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2014 he was selected but didnt go because his 7th son was being born.

What is it with quarterbacks and having stupid amounts of children?

>Bradysknee
>thinks Tony died

Why am I not surprised your thoughts are just as plebeian as your taste

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Flacco is Catholic and we dont believe in birth control

>AFC championship game
>patriots not in it

what is it 2010?

>AFC championship game
>raiders in it

what is it 2002?

>catholic

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Is Aaron Rodgers autistic?

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Silence heretic. Sorry you are a poverty inflicted protestant

No he’s just a jerk like a lot of pro athletes

In 1986 the Chicago Bears final record was 18-1 after winning superbowl 20 against the Patriots

It's actually kind of funny, you guys are the only thread on Yea Forums that would even conceivably know my denomination. I'm CMA (the same denomination as Mike Tomlin).

Also, deeply closeted.

> 58% completion %

no thanks

No he just really really likes women

Oh shit, John Cena just turned heel.

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can we stop with this meme award?

the last heisman QB to win a superb owl was jim plunkett (1970) its literally meaningless

Charles Woodson won a super bowl you idort

nice reading comprehension retard

Oops, my bad. I didnt see you said heisman winning QB

>mandrama
kys fag

t. ass blasted reddit sox fan

nah, I just hate you and everything you stand for

Edgy

>he thinks Rodgers will win another SB

youtube.com/watch?v=kQJq9nFET5M

HAHAAHAHA

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Reddit ------->

He'll play for another 4 years as per contract and make 1 play off appearance, MAYBE a second lucky wild card

>tom brady
>good
*doesn't catch the football*

>drama
>AB takes a shot at JuJu
>juju responds with a respectful anecdote and disengages

Yeah fuck AB I hope Juju balls out and AB gets paid going 6-10

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chiefs fags will never learn

what an insufferable little man you are

imagine letting your super bowl MVP quarterback leave the team

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If you got bit by a radioactive Michael Vick do you become super athletic or just black?

Yeah they should sign him to a 120 million dollar deal and sink the franchise for a decade

imagine letting him leave and getting almost nothing in return

hows it feel knowing that Josh Rosen will soon be breaking your records taking the Cardinals to back to back to back to back to back Superbowls now that we have kingsbury?

>Panthers even year meme
>Big Dick Nick coming to the Jags
ITS TIME FOR CAT BOWL

God I hope so...

have sex

Patrick Mahomes is elite

dubs of truths

Patrick mahomes is cute

sucks your fave TE is retiring

Problem is Rams lost by 10 points, so this just means they wont even make the playoffs as they choke the division to Seattle.

I did a few days ago, this cute asian girl I know from work, she likes anal and eye-contact during, also asked if it was okay to call me nigger when she was riding me, I kinda feel bad that getting called that turned me on

just did with your mother last night, and she wish she gave birth to a better user as she came.

Objectively true
#1 te in NFL: Travis Kelce
#2 te in NFL: kittle
#3 te in the NFL: ertz

Also objectively true
Most decorated TE in NFL
#1: Ertz (cause of that ring)
#2: Kelce stats
#3: kittle

Good Lord you're just as pathetic as your qb

Also gonna call u raidnigger from now on knowing it turns your pathetic ass on

don't care, got laid

She obviously thinks you're inferior to her based on skin color. Asian chicks got a superiority complex that's why she wanted to degrade you. Also deep down she knows itd probably piss her dad off

yeah, probably but now I can say I finally got to bag an asian girl, plus it was a one-time deal, should be no problems, here's a tip: girls always love confidence, not being an asshole but confidence, how you vie2 yourself and all that, quiet girls are usually the freakiest, on the down low haHA

Kittle is going to be the greatest TE of all time.

>one-time deal
Absolutely degenerate

you're just jealous

oh shit it’s actually gonna happen

Jealous of what? Making Jesus cry? You are nothing but a manwhore.

I'd rather be popular with the ladies than be a cock-loving faggot

You've got issues my dude. I'll pray for you.

Thanks, we all have issues though

>Kelce
I dont remember Ertz being shut down by a UDFA rookie in the biggest game of his life

this happening when?

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Tom Brady will throw __ touchdowns this season

35 and 4 Inta

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>two potwntially elite TEs on the Patriots
so which of them will end up killing 3 guys and committing sudoku in jail?

Fuck Irv Smith

The dolphins lost by 21

you already know which one

299 days until Blake Bortles is named Superbowl 54 MVP

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0

The the Ravens could sign any of the top 5 AAF QBs and he would be immediately be better than Lameme.

2019 NFC Eaat Champs

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Is this a joke? Most of those players will definitely not be available at those spots.

Rivers career is significantly more impressive than Eli Manning's

some people seem to use random.org when making their mock draft big boards

never.

Chose a different big board and went with a totally different strategy for this mock. A bit more offense than in previous mocks, don't think i've taken a WR that high until this one.

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didnt read lol

He's this generation's Dan Marino, he will forever be criminally underrated because he never got a ring

he'll have 3 division titles over the next 5 years

there's that word again

'pride'

do you pride yourself on being polite

do you feel pride when you're alone

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Go stalk an underage girl you loser.

Are there any receivers worth taking in the first round other than metcalf?

does the mirror say

'good day, today'

does your family make you feel pride

do their pictures keep you warm

is your smile so easily worn

worn away

do you feel proud

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oh god

why am i still here

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Have sex

Rivers is a lot better than Eli despite he doesn't has any ring

OFFICIAL WORST TRIPFAGS IN /NFL/ POWER RANKINGS*

1. bradysknee aka me and brady’s sixth ring
2. bucme
3. old gay
POWER GAP
9001. police12

*must be recently active to be eligible, no sean, BB, delusional accuracy etc.

p12 is a frontrunning tranny faggot fuck him can't wait until he joins the 40% and kills himself

Those levels of bigotry on family friendly 4channel...I can't believe it

Marquise Brown
A. J. Brown
N'Keal Henry
Hakeem Butler
Deebo Samuel

>Harry
>Coney
No thanks

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>p12
>frontrunning
???

Butler to the Seahawks, please. Would be cool winning an Owl with a crucial catch of a guy named Butler.

>*goes 19-0 in you're path*

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*loses his starting spot in Bortles benefit, on week 8*

anyone who uses a tripcode is a faggot anyway

Cringe

Seahawks are never going to the owl again as long as Pete Carroll is coaching.

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center stepped on his foot

goff not at fault

Definitely his fault he just tossed the ball right to a defender instead of taking the sack though

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Bro fuck you. You think you're funny, you little faggot? I bet ur 5'5" 165lb ass never played a sport in your life. U probably wash down your onions burger with 2% milk. And you *definately* couldnt take me in a fight. I would fucking toss you 50 feet in the air and proceed to fuck your wife and your wifes bf.

Carroll is old and his methods are a bit antiquated, but he's an excellent motivator. They need to get rid of Schottenheimer, cause he's an awful playcaller, and maybe they'll reach the Owl sooner than expected

>bucme calling other people trannies when it’s clearly mentally ill enough that the chances of it undergoing HRT in the next five years are 70%+

Why do you think you have Schottenheimer now? Because Instead of firing Tom Cable and keeping Bevell he threw the whole fucking offense out and got even more conservative. Plus he's a scumbag.

fair enough

needs to learn how to make good, quick decisions without mcvay in his ear

you are 1000% retarded

LEAVE THE NFC WEST TO ME

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That logo is cursed, the Seahawks loses the playoffs (9-7) the year of that abomination see the light. Plus, looks like a fucking tortoise.

your mother looks like a fucking tortoise

showed this post to my boss and he promoted me

based

Post more 3deep5me poetry you pathetic overgrown emo kid

Nice,

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Nice.

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I actually hate bucme more than bradysknee
bradysknee is at least worth picking on and laughing at. it isn't even fun with bucme. he's just too pathetic, edgy, and cringe.

damn this kid sounds like a #GrudenGrinder to me

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How bad do you think the CTE is on antonio brown?

josh rosen is not a good qb. andrew luck with a shit line made things work. wilson with a shit line made things work. knowing the cards they might do something dumb like trade the pick

Bro fuck you. I know ur the rasm ranker. Why did u pussy out in week 8? U better shape up next season.

>he's the first one in, last one out
>he's a hard worker
>he's gritty
>he has high football IQ
>he's reliable
>he's more quick than fast
>not the most athletically gifted, but he wins on effort
>he's a real blue-collar, lunch-pail kind of guy
>he's white

why you gotta be causing problems

did i miss a news cycle?

KK was ass at the Texas Tech head coach, did they seriously make him HBC at Arizona? What the fuq?

>those lyrics
>emo
spout more bullshit on topics you know nothing about you presumptuous hackfraud dipshit lmao

seriously though

i'll come to you when i'm in need of an ignorant, ill-informed and uninspired opinion on literally anything that even approaches depth or mature, complex thought

save your boastful reactionary assbackwards horseshit until then

I would never ever root for a California team, take it back.

We’re the eternal bad guys of the division, what did you expect

>at least I’m not autistic anymore

this is all projection

shoe shoo pedo

it is 1000% not projection

he doesn't know what he's talking about

neither do you

now shut the fuck up

t. donkey brains

welcome to Yea Forums

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cringe

why do you keep coming back here when you get shit on every single time, i'm curious. you a masochist?

it's 10000% projection. you spout off pseudo intellectual bullshit C O N S T A N T L Y. you masquerade as some deeply emotionally wounded hero when in reality you're just a retarded autistic edgelord.

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plz be nice to each other /nfl/

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*beats you to death*

Who will have more rushing yards at the end of their careers, Barkley or Gurley?

Barkley, Gurley's knee is done

Barkley because he will have a longer and healthier career

because i don't see you """people""" as my equal

so your banter -- your shit talking, your idea of mocking me, whatever -- it means nothing to me

you may as well type nothing and submit nothing because that's all your responses amount to: nothing

when i used to give a shit about this place and i posted seriously, no one could ever keep up and i won every debate i participated in. an undefeated record, and i didn't even fully exert myself half the time. i didn't have to. what a joke

not only did it become apparent that you're all beneath me and aren't even fit to breathe my air, but at some point i just lost all respect for you as intellectual, thinking human beings

you """people""" are some scarcely sentient unconscious hivemind borne only of a mutual appreciation for reactionary thought (if it can even be callef that) and hyperphrases so condensed that they have lost all meaning

this place is a chorus of loud relentless tedium that has long lost its charm and tune, rehearsed opinions to spout the standard current

nothing but witless products of marketed 10 second sound bites from your presiding talking machines -- your arbitrators and electors for public consensus

and you think your """"""opinions"""""" bother me

don't make me LAUGH

tl;dr

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take your meds

stop replying to tripfags

This

is this code for "subscribe to our arbitrarily elected opinion please"

Nice dog.

>it's a good thing i'm not autistic anymore

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Do we really believe the Cardinals are going to ditch Rosen after just one year? I know Kingsbury has a boner for Murray but you're basically conceding that your front office fucked up massively last year by going QB again. How does their GM spin that in a good way?

Psssh...nothin personnel kiddo

>it's a good thing im not autistic anymore

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Keim is banking on Kingsbury to save his job. So what ever he wants, he gets.

It’s not like they knew they’d have a shot at Murray this time last year

Rosen can still be a good prospect Murray is just a better prospect.

>cursed he says

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They'll both be gone in a couple years at this rate.
Why would you expect Murray to have exponentially more success on their bottom tier roster though? Way I see it with Rosen you've already spent the high pick on him, why not actually build around him with your high picks this year? Murray is great but he was surrounded by talent in college, I wouldn't expect him to be anywhere near his Heisman form in Phoenix.

That mask is cool as fuck, I honestly can't see the resemblance with the "tortoise" logo. The front view of the Seahawks logo just don't work.

I made this for you, use it as your personal signature

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>it's another cuckme spergs out over nothing episode
i missed this desu

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>Why would you expect Murray to have exponentially more success on their bottom tier roster though? Way I see it with Rosen you've already spent the high pick on him, why not actually build around him with your high picks this year? Murray is great but he was surrounded by talent in college, I wouldn't expect him to be anywhere near his Heisman form in Phoenix.
The Cards should trade down and get a haul of high-round draft capital. They have way too many holes right now to draft the same position high two years in a row.

I agree, which is why I'm hoping this is just a giant smokescreen to lure someone like the Raiders or Giants into trading up to one. If you can get the 4th overall and one of the other Raiders first rounders, you're setting yourself up for much more success than if you get MAYBE a 2nd rounder for Rosen and picking Murray first overall.

i'm not even mad

how am i sperging out

>because i don't see you ""people"" as my equal
whatever you say big guy

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it's an apparent fact that i'm the smartest person here by a wide margin

lel

lmao

but you're black...

>wanting this guy as your franchise qb

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I still feel like the cards are just driving up the price for the first overall pick by talking up Murray. Three teams have allegedly offered a second rounder for Rosen, and if the cards really wanted Murray I feel like they would have jumped on one of those offers in a heartbeat.

No one wants smelly Rosen for a first

Right, nobody said first. Second.

Cards turned 9th overall to a second round pick

Lol

with Jews, you lose

Excuse you, it was 10th overall

Totally different

If you really want to stretch, I could see the Dolphins trading the farm to move up.

Not that the Dolphins aren't a terribly run organization or anything, but everything I've seen from points to being all in on the 2020 QB draft. I don't think they'd say no to maybe Haskins falling to 13, but I think they'd be more likely to trade down than up. Realistic candidates to get into the top 10 for a QB are probably the Bengals or Redskins at this point.

But the Bengals already have a qb...

>that picture is of Baker
Lay off the sauce, old gay

Debatable

They do, and Dalton is on a pretty cheap contract for a QB nowadays. However, their new HC is a former quarterbacks coach, and I think he'll want to start his rebuild with a hand selected QB. Plus there's bound to be a good amount of Dalton fatigue after all the playoff flameouts in the Marvin Lewis era.

>typed all that shit to tell us he doesnt care
nice try, wipe those tears

Andrew Luck is the most overrated QB in the league. He is at best a top-25 QB.

let's see your top 25, singular Titans fan on Yea Forums

Dolphins already have a QB.

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can somebody explain this to me? I don't understand why redditors like Old Bay are so obsessed with calling everything "reddit." I know that it's projection, but why even bring it up all the time? Does Old Bay think that if he calls everything Reddit he can trick us into forgetting that he came here from /r/Yea Forums?

>he came here from /r/Yea Forums
Embarrassing if true

*takes you to 7-9*

He's a bottom 10 QB (11-32)

half of /spol/ and 90% of triplads are either from /r/Yea Forums or /r/the_donald

>it's an apparent fact that i'm the smartest person here by a wide margin

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I’m a Patriots fan.

1. Brady
2. Brees
3. Mahomes
4. Rodgers (one bad season doesn’t move him down that much, overreactions are for little girls)
5. Wilson
POWER GAP
6. Rivers
7. Ryan
8. Goff
9. Watson
10. Roethlisberger
11. Wentz
12. Cam
13. Mayfield
POWER GAP
14. Foles
15. Prescott
16. Stafford
17. Trubisky
18. Cousins
POWER GAP
19. Mariota
20. Eli
21. Carr
22. Tannehill
23. Darnold
24. Luck
25. Darnold

Okay, so he’s 24 instead of 25. My apologies.

>8. Goff
>9. Watson
>Prescott, Stafford, Trubisky, Cousins, Mariota, Eli, Carr, Tannehill, Darnold above Luck
nah.

>23. Darnold
>25. Darnold

Brainfart, 25 should be Dalton.

>Brady
>still #1, let alone top 10
He's the GOAT, but he's not the best in the league currently.

>15. Prescott
lol he's like 25 at best

>Mahomes at #3

Amazing how retarded people are over one season

it's especially good when he says not to move Rodgers down because of one season, then puts Mahomes above him for that same reason

>Raiders getting past the Chiefs, Chargers, or even the Broncos

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he won the MVP two years ago while having a dominant performance in a SB loss, then was probably #2 for MVP this past season and won the SB against an elite defense. The only reason to not call him #1 is to assume that this is the season he finally shows his age, which is entirely possible but until that happens I'd still call him #1
Prescott is ranked where he belongs, he's not elite but he is a good quarterback especially when you factor in his running (he's got like 20 TDs the last three years)

why is foles below wentz

>then was probably #2 for MVP this past season
You're fucking retarded if you believe this. Brady wasn't even top 5.

Mahomes was better last year than Rodgers ever was at his peak. 50 touchdowns is 50 touchdowns no matter how you slice it.

NEW in a few shitposts

2011 Rodgers:

68.3% completion (second in league)
4643 passing yards
9.2 YPA (led league)
45 TDs (second in league)
6 INTs
122.5 passer rating (led league)
9.0 TD% (led league)
1.2 INT% (second in league)

2018 Mahomes:

66.0% completion (16th in league)
5097 yards (second in league)
8.8 YPA (second in league)
50 TDs (1st in league)
12 INTs (5th in league)
113.8 passer rating (2nd in league)
8.6 TD% (led league)
2.1 INT% (16th in league)

So, no.

that's gonna be like 30 minutes from now

>muh popularity contest media award
>muh stat-padding against a shit secondary
>couldn't even win muh popularity contest media award
>muh 13 points and 70 QB rating against an """elite""" defense
He didn't have a particularly amazing year this past season.

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Bumping for autosage

>memehomes

I feel like you have the wrong flag attatched to your post.

Nah, I honestly think Brady is the GOAT QB and had a good season. He's just clearly not the best QB in the league right now.

who's fault is that

you, for making the thread early. dipshit.

500

you, for not posting enough.

dipshit