Any ideas who it is?
Any ideas who it is?
Kante
me
>hippy crack
does anyone other than the tabloids actually call it that
wtf is hippy crack
Hazard
raheem sterling ofc
hopefully, i was Mustafi
>hippy crack
the what now
wow lloris is that wild ??
Nitrous oxide, but the tabloids realised that's not a shocking enough name so they invented the term "hippy crack"
grape juice
>Sexually assaulting a woman
so...grinding?
These stories about "anonymous Premier League stars" usually lead to nowhere.
I have to assume they're completely made up at this point.
I assume it’s a nignog so it’s gonna be a whiteoid.
Özil
Vardy
it was lacazette, trust me
He filmed himself doing it and only a nigger would be that brazen.
Crackas are usually more subtle and clever about it.
Kante or Kane would be funny too
>World Cup star
Every month or so the Daily Mail comes up with some BS claim against some local footballer. It's most likely fake news to sell more newspapers.
Have it on good authority that it’s Wilshere.
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It's always some nobody from relegation shitters
>world cup star
Im an expert in british yellow press - this means hes a squad player who played 10 minutes max in the world cup
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sorry
ok, so don't trust me
>world cup star
At least that narrows it down to 105, sure we could figure it out from there
Sir Harold Kane
that tape would be fucking amazing
>inb4 lovren
How did you get so good at deciphering our media?
communism
Indian chai mixed with a pint of Guinness
Prolly me
>hippy crack
Laughing gas or some shit lmao
probably some bench warmer, they would use "premier league star" otherwise
hippy crack instead of laughing gas
sexual assault
sending vid to friends
footabller
world cup star
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check check check check check check
fuck the media, garbage people
Mitrovic getting drunk after relegating
this, dailymail and others are desperate to sell it as a scandal to their braindead readers since the arsenal players were caught doing it in public but even they call them out for this BS
Wasn't Benjamin Mendy called out for being a night club late at night
Pretty much, but 'Premier League footballer drinks, does whippets and grinds, possibly gropes someone' doesn't make for as good a headline. It's not exactly exemplary behaviour, but let's not pretend like he's the devil
Jack Wilshere
based
It won't be anyone that plays for a big club or they would have mentioned that. It'll be someone who plays for a small club and national team but still went to the world cup like Gudmundsson
seems like the sort of thing he would do but
>world cup star
it was Dejo, lads
And this is why we should take the footballers' wages and give them to the nurses!
What the fuck is hippy crack?
>unnamed so viewers can speculate and make comments down below the article
i'm sure they would love to name him if they could
Rumour has it that it's a Newcastle player.
front of the big issue yesterday was unironically
>give bin men bankers salaries
chuckled to myself