OFFICIAL PSG-STRASBOURG GAMETHREAD

Elite defending by choupo-moting

>Strasbourg
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>PSG
Cringe

JUST

This was comedy gold
9001IQ play
Someone has to make a webm

>Jewpo-Moting

>PSG’s ‘squad depth’

4D chess from Tuchel, exposing how shit the bench is

Verratti is such a cheeky little shit

>ynr when opposition would cry because PSG B team would easily win the League

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DA BLOOT

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Very high IQ play

>it's a Buffon at the parc des princes episode

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OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHA

Tuchel is a tactical retard. always giving the obvious tactical solution to his opponents to score.

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>PSG’s players are shit
Ftfy

what the fuck

who tells them to play so high? always letting the team embalanced, slow with the defensive transition. It's like being germany at the world cup with the retard Low in charge

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If Kimpembe wasn’t busy checking his hair he wouldn’t be tracking back so late

lmao psg is so fucking shit
though imagine playing buffon when you have a goat GK in the making on the bench

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?
pickford plays for everton

If you put a team made up of all the recent flop transfers against PSG reserves
Who would win ?

choupo alves buffon paredes would struggle in ligue 2

Is Tuchel resting players for the CL?

THIS DOES NOT SLIP!

Cringe

I just popping in to acknowledge the worst miss of all time. As you were.

kinda tempted to put a cheeky 200 on psg DNB @ 1.5 tbf

Strasbourg will win the Europa lelgue next season

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That’d be based and redpilled as fuck ngl

just came to laugh at P$G
bye

lmfaoooooo just seen the choupo-mouting match fix
the absolute STATE of psg

>Not staying to laugh at them when they concede three more

Lads, it’s PSG.

>Sarkozy

I came here to laugh at Choupo-Moting

Checked

>Leonardo di Caprio is a pseug fan

Need to leave for 10 mins, I bet PSG will be winning when I get back

>not staying to laugh more
Cringe

OH LALA

Meanwhile Lo Celso is on a hattrick for Betis.
JUST

inb4 mbappe come in at the 70' and score 2 in 10 min
here is the game for you

inb4 he injures himself

>inb4 Mboop enters at the 65th minute and scores a brace

Oh no, how will PSG be able to beat Barca without him?

too much IQ for my understanding

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faggot referees

TUCHEL OUT

>5 benchplayers

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if only we had the mighty fekir!

>why more ? You can only get 3 in anyway

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Based Tuchel exposin PSG’s academy

>kurzawa

JUST

welp

>Mbappe coming on to save PSG
Cringe

you can laugh at them even when you're not here, you know?

JUST SHOOT YOU CUNT

(You)

faggot tiago silva with his hesitations

state of me tbqh

everybody looks slow as fuck except for Nbappé, he needs to leave for a better club

Everybody alway looks slow next to Mbappe

Wasn't he good for one season? The fuck happened?

chubby qt Strasbourg fan spotted

just talking about his hair desu

lala

post pic and i will watch your league for all eternity

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>g*rman still fantasizing about Elsass
You're not getting it back kr*ut

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ncuckoo

IT FUCKING SLIPPED

so the slipping has begun?

>begun
it began in the coupe de la ligue

yes, PSG will lose the league and the cup

Based

Take out Verratti and they're absolute trash

He’s wasting his time there

fuck verratti, he's too slow, keeps slowing down the game, always does a shit 360° before giving the ball when the defense is already well positioned

Kehrer finna bout to save PSG

>Chimpembé grand-pont'd by grandsir

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he's the new Djorkaeff then?

>Passing to Kimpembe, Nsoki or Kehrer

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but never to mbappé of course

At least we're not Lyon

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Is this their first home loss this year?

Mboop is kinda pretty fucking good but is kinda fucking shit at finishing

.........

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>Fucking Kehrer of all players

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fun's over, lads

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>Schalke

clown world

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heh, too bad i've only put 60 bucks on that

based new germans

>Nerman

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Why does Nerman pretend he cares?

>let's try these nightmare vision glasses
>everything look exactly the same

it's probably required in his contract

prize bonus

NO CORNER

Mslippé

>P$G

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twitter.com/LMDPSG/status/1114983602650079232

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He cares that he's wasting his career

I'm still rewatching, trying to understand

Too bad PSG won’t get to win the title in their stadium :)

I don't believe it.

They'll lose on purpose against Lille

wew

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habeeb it

this is women's soccer tier lmao
not surprised nerman can't even bother

Incredible defending after that failed backward pass to the gk

women's 4th division tier*

>we don't need ney-

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it's impressive to fuck it up THIS bad

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this is rigged as fuck, they will win in Nerman comeback, screencap this

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>schalke

>on purpose

lol they'll lose trying

LITERALLY ANY OTHER ACTION AND IT WOULD BE A GOAL
LMAO IF HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO CLEAR IT LIKE A DEFENDER IT WOULD HAVE GONE IN
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Digits for choke against Rennes in the cup final

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Wtf

wow

check em my friend

Here we gooo

Quints of truth?

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fucking ABP

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Absolutely imperious defending from this man-mountain. He's just the best in the Ligue 1, Jean-Pierre, there is no doubt about it.

>"OH OUI CHOUPO IL LA SORT! oh oui, pied opposé Richard."
>"Fabuleux..tout simplement fabuleux."
>"OH OUIII Richard regarde ça!"
>"Fabuleux, exceptionnel, il est de retour il est de RE-TOUR."
>"Oh quelle parade, du bout du pied.."
>"L'ange s'est envolé"
>"HAAAAONNN CA SUFFIT"

youtube.com/watch?v=CSQoOjU2W6Q

Seething customer