/indy/ - Official Grand Prix of Alabama Race Thread

Banzai edition

4pm eastern on NBCSN

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BANZAI

Rahal with a chance to dominate.

>motorcross stadium with more fans than bristol

TOOWOOMBA

40 minutes to broadcast/race?

seems so

Is there a prerace show?

good, good.

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/pigotparty/

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what happened here apart from the obvious

track has been slippery all weekend

carried too much speed into a late apex + tire in the grass. time to go back to the simulator

okay but why was there what appears to be a tractor used to sow the fields on track

track needs a fucking repave

it has a motorized broom thing under it that sweeps up gravel/rubber after a session is over

It was one of those brush tractors, it was brushing off marbles from the Lambo race.

it's a sweeper used for clearing marbles or clearing speedy dry from the track

it does a poo poo for the pee pee

ah, I couldn't see what was it dragging.

>no prerace because of motorbikes on dirt
a new low for indy

>not liking motorcross

That's downright unamerican.

Alabama seems to be a comfy state.

motocross is good. but this is supercross and I hate it

better stay out of my way

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That's going to cost him some points in the hunt for Indyclean championship. He's had a great feel for the track this afternoon, and you just know a competitive lad like him can't be happy with that result.

If you're white.

What wrong with this series? Is it because it is fia?

rolling for who spaghettis into the gravel

If you're white you'll probably cook in the summer steam bath. Black people are much more at home in those temperatures.

I just don't like the format. every track is the same

Sure, when the Klan isn't burning crosses in their yards...

yeah

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No comfy Russian commercial free stream?

FUCK i HATE THE SUN SO FUCK ALABAMA

gonna be sato for sure

Mayor of Cucktown will take out Sato

nah I'm expecting Rahal or Power to try too hard

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Wouldn't Sato ramen into the gravel?

>falling for the scary white people meme

The klan was pretty much just a vigilante organization. And now they are pretty much dead as an organization and have been for about forty years. Black people in Alabama are more in danger from other black people than from white people by a long shot.

Meh, if the climate was your primary focus, you'd hate it anyway.

>tfw missed the first 2 races of the season.
Feels bad man. Especially the last race.

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oh noo the supercross was tape delayed from last night too? lmao

Who could be behind this post?

I haven't seen one yet this season. I miss them.

hell yeah buds let's go

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Ace.
f44768b9aca9a49259036327b089afc645dde5fc

AS YOUR POWER STEERING AGES FLUID LEAKS MAY OCCUR

Portugal with the save! Thanks bud.

>Sato is on pole
based sato

#AleshinINNOCENT

Fuck Sato

remember these indycars don't have power steering

I was just about to post it! D:

Name a worse comentating duo than Leigh Diffey and Townsend Bell

>tfw knew a kid who made it to Indy Lites and won the championship in the feeder series below it a few years ago but couldn't front the money to continue racing, even with sponsors
>Now works in sales
Wonder how it feels to get so close but ultimately fail at something like that

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Based US of A with the almost save, thanks my dude.

hindhaugh and goodwin

streams not working for me anyone else having problems?

here we go :DD

2nd link in the OP works, but use an adblocker.

david croft and martin brundle

CAM ON HERTA

Dont share morning's shit here for these plebs without an invite, this is how we lost the website last time you fucking cuck.

cry

yearly letterman sighting

Fuck you, you basement dwelling cuck. Find your own streams you faggot.

>Enjoy the ride, Sarah
>Clearly not enjoying the ride

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Takuma seems to be a nice guy

I don't need streams, I'm not a poor piece of waste

Wtf is a Sarah Greenwood?

I dont need streams either, I just dont want to watch NBC garbage with fucking ads on screen you mutt. Enjoy your 20 minutes of ads faggot. Also please kill yourself. You are a poor nigger. You aren't fooling anyone.

...

I couldnt believe how short he was when I got his autograph last year

Why are these Indycar threads always full of such absolute faggots?

>You are a poor nigger.
Speaking of...

Know why there aren't any black drivers in IndyCar? In Alabama, it's illegal for a black person to drive faster than 55 mph.

lol jones

who /missher/ here

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wtf was that flag

>Jones

/f1/ leakage

Jones is trash

>jones

notice how theres an /F1/ thread all week, every day. Indycar? You're lucky if theres one 5 minutes before or after the green flag. LOL

SATO SATO SATO

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you can fix it by not posting

based, fuck ferrucci

That start was really well aligned, people are just too antsy.

The Dinner with Racers with him is a pretty good listen

Ferrucci is such a little midget white nigger

reddit and f1. /indy/ retard is an idiot who fucks up motorsport threads in general by being a special reddit snowflake

BASED ROOCH

USA USA USA

Sadly this looks to be free for Dixon, he's just cruising behind them while they're driving the wheels off

no

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NAPA know how at suzuka when. come on miles you fat fuck

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Kiwis are the fucking worst.

is project cars II wort buying ?
They have indycar I believe

Go drive into a guardrail. Kurwa

>track literally owned by honda
>honda wants them in japan
>ntt wants them in japan
>miles "hmmm we don't want to race overseas if it isn't in february"
how is this guy in this job

No it's a buggy piece of shit with fucked up rfactor physics

dubs and zero cautions and Takuma leads every lap and wins

Project Cars 2 has Indycars and they are the top level of Open Wheel on career mode in the game. They have the Honda and the Chevys.

rfactor is good

Based and rising sunpilled

*passes you*

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>with fucked up rfactor physics
what would you prefer, forza?

Project Cars 2 is a buggy piece of shit? What would you recommend then?

Yes and pcars fucked it up
rfactor
Nothing

and they have the indy mod for free

what is the point of doing 3 stops if you aren't running faster laps than the 2 stoppers?

Your mom's a buggy piece of shit.

...fucking pubic lice.

holy reddit roast

How have they not fixed the fucking drainage issues at this track?

Repave next year please understand

all the budget goes into old man clutter placed around the track

Just kill this desperate hospitality series off already. It's cringy at this point. There aren't even any decent drivers left besides Dixon and hes just old and boring. It's ogre.

They say that every year

instead of being mad, just do something that makes you happy bro

>tfw never ever

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>sato cucked in the pits
=[

Nice stop you fucking jackasses

god damnit

FUCK

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jesus fucking christ just blow up team Rahal

>RLL

>sato still ahead of dixon
based based based

Oops

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The entire RLL team JUST'd in seconds

Fucking what a LEL this series is.

>cuckerman
>rahal

Even when its depressing af I love these threads guys. No homo

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Wait... Wtf is a Ben Hanley?

checked

Why did Bell and PT decide to become NASCAR commentators? "SLIDE JOB" "GOT A RUN ON EM HERE"

Ugh. Please just KILLLLLLLLLL this series

what kind of pleb thinks those are nascar terms?

(((NBC)))

A shit driver that Dragonspeed likes to use for some reason.

This is literally just you user
Did you take your medication this morning?

What kind of Pleb doesn't know they aren't and doesn't realize that before last year I never heard these morons say either of those things. It wasn't until they started drinking the cum from the tip of NBCSN....Anyway. Talk to me when you've watched the series for 20 years like I have. Not 2 days. Thanks.

lmao hanley ending the penske menace

At this point Bourdais just has to stick with it

why don't you take a quick nap gramps

Good one. Please go an hero, zoomer trash.

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please keep getting triggered by innocuous phrases used by media people

Remember the last 10 years when everyone complained incessantly about the (truly) horrible ABC broadcasts?

We are such fickle bitches. Diffey, Bell, and PT are a pretty good broadcast team.

I still miss the abc indy 500 theme

>we
it is literally one angry autist

When are they bringing Paul, Bobby and Sam back guys

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>Power

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I agree with you. But it’s hard to tell how bad they are sometimes when NBC cuts to a commercial every time something happens on track.

POWER NO

>ruining the thread with aqwhores

ABC was trash but to go to NBCSN with their even MORE trash broadcasting and monetizing of EVERYTHING, they've killed this joke of a series.

F1 which is on an ABC affiliate (ESPN) is commercial free.

I feel like the mic on rosenqvists car has been fucked like all season

Based Rikoposter

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FUcking nice

rosenqvist got exposed pretty quick this year

That's because ESPN is barely paying anything for F1. They're just rebroadcasting Sky's content. They have almost no investment.

>based sato still leading
hell yeah

>Implying the thread wasn't ruined when a faggot of your magnitude showed up

Please just go blow your brains out on your spongebob bedsheets manchild. It's okay. No one will care.

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To be fair, F1 on ESPN is only commercial free because they just rebroadcast Sky so it doesn’t cost them anything to produce it and the whole thing is sponsored by Mothers

>EVEN MORE trash broadcasting
You have to be fucking shitting me. In no world are the nbc casts worse than ABC's. You are senile and retarded.

you care

F1 is growing in America while this solely American run series is dying. The crowds are smaller and smaller every time. It's sad. No one is going to pay shekels to watch these 2nd and 3rd rate drivers drive practice laps around some boring badly designed race track in the middle of no where...it's the truth.

It’s pretty fun, usually good Gt races going on and some Indy stuff online. Good for hot laps because it has many tracks and good physics.

ACC is best tho

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Sure thing Stefano

f1 autists are somehow more boring than f1 itself

Some "epic" trolling here lads

Do you like paying to watch practice? Do you like listening to these two self important wind bags ramble on about their days in CART. Yeah let me remind you which side both of those drivers took when the series split. They were CART drivers. Lets not mention that both of them are widely regarded as the biggest jagoffs in the pits, even by their own former teams and associates.

I give NASCAR credit for getting Dale Jr. he was perfect for it, a fan favorite and a truly good guy. PT and Townsend Bell were fucking HEELS in this series. People didn't like EITHER of them ever.

who cares about 20 years ago. they're good in the both and most people like them.

Oh, he's an IRL defender. No wonder this boomer sucks.

Literally NOBODY else notices this but you. I think of Bell as a modern day sports car guy/very successful runner in recent 500s under the unified series.

HIS TIME HIS TIME

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PT told some guy his wife was going to be raped by a pack of niggers on facebook and kept his job he's based

Whos most people? Have you ever been to an Indycar race? Have you ever met either one of them in person? I feel like the answer to those questions are both no.

Maybe he should stick to driving if he’s so good at it.

He doesn’t because he’s just as bad behind the wheel as he is in the booth.

I've been to 15 indy 500s and multiple races at chicagoland, road america and mid ohio. Fuck off with your awful projecting. Not sure how my attendance record changes viewer opinion anyway.

First off, I’ll shit on Indy’s poor management all day, they’re retarded but money and attention is growing as well as attendance. Nobody watches on TV though.
The USA has some of the best tracks that F1 won’t race on because of safety so Indy Atleast can show them

I am not an IRL defender. I was a CART fan. I just think it's funny that both of them act on TV as if they are Indycar legends or something. Also they never "Unified", CART killed CART, IRL helped. They never became one again, teams just switched.

>I just think it's funny that both of them act on TV as if they are Indycar legends or something
Never noticed this. PT is a legend though.

Yeah DOUBT. I throw a huge party at RA every year, beer, liquor, food, DJ. The whole nine yards. You aren't invited. Faggot.

I'm not sure who you think you're owning but it's not me or bell.

He's a class winner at le mans and GTD champion. Better than you'll ever do, faggot.

2 stop a shit

>throwing a party for something that makes you seethe nonstop online
sure thing old timer

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You haven't ever been to a race. i can tell. If you had been, you'd know it's just one big party.

That's alright, have a pathetic, terrible, useless life like you already do. I'm sure I wont see you at any actual races this year.

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How is this relevant to your previous rantings? You're attempting to body someone acting like buying a ticket to a race is something to cherish. I just do it and enjoy the event. It isn't a trophy.

SATO SATO SATO
SATO SATO SATO
SATO SATO SATO

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who the fuck let grandpaw poo pants on Yea Forums

You've never been. Just stop lying. It's okay. If you do back down from your ego, you're talking to someone who can not only get you tickets to races but paddock passes, VIP tent passes, exclusive meet and greets and maybe even just some informal hanging out with the folks who actually drive and wrench in this series. Is that what you'd like?

Imagine being a hoosier.

Never take Bell's opinions on any incident seriously though, that boy is a wrecker.

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anyone can do those things

"We could use a yellow..."

Then go make one you bitch
Fuck

stop being tards and start giving Takuma your energy

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that's neat but your opinions are still insanely misguided and proof of ignorance

With Ferrucci on your team seriously

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GIVE BOURDAIS YOUR ENERGY
\o/

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\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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>105 on track passes
hold on, what, thats a fucking lot.

SATO
BOURDAIS
DIXON

BOOMERS RUN THIS SHIT

/turnleft reporting in.....status please?

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As someone who has been to Sebring 6 times this year, I think you're full of shit. Not everyone goes to the sames parties. It's fluid. And any important member of a race team has no free time during the whole race weekend.

That might include what's-his-name jumping the start

did they say what specifically went wrong with graham in that first pit?

Who he
/Leclerc/
/Bourdais/
/Pagenaud/

HAPPENING

Sato got fuck't in the pits, but he's BACK. Strategy is unclear. Also one boomer is extremely triggered here.

What does Barber mean by this?

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/sato/ in the lead

The thing is, my opinion is actually relevant because I understand what I am speaking on as a broadcaster. What you dont understand as a fan is how poor the color commentary really is when compared to the other series out there nor do you realize how bad the TV deals Indycar keep making are. At this rate they practically had to give their series away for free to NBC just to let them shill it out with some "Gold Pass" shit as well as force people onto their terrible web platform that forces you to turn off your ad blocker so it can play HTML 5 ads over the video even if there are no commercials on screen (double commercials essentially)

So call me a 30 yr old boomer or whatever, that's fine but I know what i'm talking about.

He forgot to take the plug out of his ass before he got in the car.

Throttle problem i think.

nobody reading your novels dude

1. I'm not a part of a race team and I've NEVER claimed to be

2. You're correct, not every one goes to the same parties but the whole place is one big party....i think you misunderstood

a few teams went full indy-strategy tard and chose a 2 stop strategy

i came back to my computer wondering what the h*ck was going on

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>as well as force people onto their terrible web platform that forces you to turn off your ad blocker so it can play HTML 5 ads over the video even if there are no commercials on screen (double commercials essentially)

I have gold pass and I have NO IDEA what the fuck you're talking about here

>Sato-sahn in the lead
Holy shit. Sounds crazy, I'm in. Thanks men.

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"I go to 1 party per year for the last 4 years therefore I am a big time insider"
what the fuck is wrong with your brain

You're one of the people who fell for the cuck then. Not surprised.

>Bourdais catching the leader while on older tires

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Sato had lap traffic for a bit I think

There are a lot retards itt

I HOST multiple parties a year at different venues for different series. Nice try though. You sound like that WEC fan boy faggot at Sebring who wanted to "Meet up" and "fight" yet he was some 100% milquetoast faggot from Milwaukee and never showed. Was that you?

>Ferruci racing
Why?

Is Marcus Ericsson related to that old cell phone company?

>more buzzwords
>can't back up anything you've said
real convincing stuff here

gonna finally get around to framing and hanging my Sato signed poster after this

>Thinking I care about the opinion or validation of a basement dwelling incel cuck

Nice

what the fuck is wrong with your brain

if Sato, Bourdais, Rossi finish 1-2-3 Im gonna blow my load

>More strawman
Yeah you're full of shit and can't afford $50 a year for full coverage of every other session Indycar runs. I understand.

Nothing? I had some faggot in a WEC thread when I was at the race last month tell me he was also there and he wanted to meet up and fight. I told him where i'd meet him in the infield and he just never showed. Gave him 10 minutes. Typical cuck shit.

RLL pit crew better not fuck up again

Get me a job as Firehawk.

I can afford it but why would I? This series isn't worth any extra cash. The amount of ads you are already force fed isn't worth all the second rate drivers and slow cars. It's true. This series needs to be affordable and accessible. It isn't premier or world class anymore.

>rahal

Graham just exploded and almost got Zanardi'd....holy poo

Looks like we might have a yellow, FUCK NO SATOOOOOOOO

GOD DAMNIT

>chilton
meme time it's here

Fucking commercial caution

>chilton
lel

Lel

NOOOOOOOOOOO

>Nothing But Commercials

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Danger zone cucked

THE PIGOT PARTY IS ON DUDES

Tell me again how great NBC is? You fucking idiots just missed the only action on track in an hour so you could be told what to spend your money on.


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I'm going faster than Max rn lmao

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Keeping it green to let people pit is a fucking stupid idea

you're still crying, good lord. Act your age.

Sato will choke

KILLNAN AGAIN

Sounds like a man who knows i'm right and has no response.

they could just not close the pits under yellow but no

killnaned into the wall

Just ask Penske want they want just like everything else

lmao based tony

AAYYY I'M PITTIN 'ERE

I like Tony, but why is he still racing? He's completely noncompetitive

what response is there to give to someone who constantly changes the discussion when his opinions are met with reality? you are no longer worth it

>NBC is
...pure cancer.

He's only there to run the Indy 500

O O F

RIP nose camera

can't wait to see how sato satos this one

>My station doesn't show commercials during the race
I'm not getting the real experience

you haven't lived until you see weird pain medication commercials in the middle of sports

>come back from commercials under yellow
>both incidents cleared before they go to another commercial break
>still not even close to going green
SHINDYCAR

Okay, Spongebob. Have fun clinging to your childhood and small minded ego. You'll learn one day that people don't have to agree with you and can still be intelligent. Or maybe you wont and you'll just do us a favor and kill yourself, cum dumpster.

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>watching (((commercials)))
Don't. Shits cancer.

This is Tony George. Say something nice about him.

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>three commercial breaks in one yellow for a stopped car and a car in a runoff
The absolute state

SEETHING

imagine being this mad

>not hiring retired drivers to drive actual race cars as pace cars instead of using soccer mom cars with hacks
Why?

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I hear he sucks a cock pretty well

pissing off gerald forsythe so much he left the sport during the merger was actually a good thing.

So did your mother.

Ahhh I knew it. You are the rossi posse faggot. I could tell by your absolutely faggot behavior and stupid shitty memes that you think are "dank".

Full homo faggot, no one here likes you. Neck yourself.

even sato wins, odds bourdais wins, 0 dixon wins

trips and rossi wins

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watch your blood pressure there bro

santa's not looking too good bros

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nothing is worth being this mad about. just close the tab

David Letterman looking good!

based leist

You should be able to find some good ol' fashioned negro BBQ pretty close to that race track. They do some of the best pulled pork.

Fucking finally back to green

>killnaan

Leist? More like Beist

YES LACED YES

>Sato is pulling away
BASED

Im so glad Sato got away from that awful Foyt team

they're the career killer team, sato fortunate he still had the honda/panasonic connection

I can’t believe how people think this dying series is “based” compared to F1

if you like f1 then watch that instead

trolls not even trying now

i can't believe F1 fags need for attention here, they are worse than instagram whores

hope sato is saving fuel

>britbong stream showing commercials
Fuck this shit.

>Hamilton wins despite driving off line and off track because his car is OP

Yikes, you like that shit?

use the official one with beaner vpn

*podiums his way to the champions hip*

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>I've seen your work on Yea Forums, user. You clearly care about your posts, and seem like the type of g guy who understands that you need to work hard before you can really have fun, and that's what racing is all about. Sato wants someone he can talk about chinese cartoons with and Rahal isn't making the cut. I know you got out of the game a long time ago, but I have to ask you this one favor, race for my team next year
How do you respond, Yea Forums?

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SATO SATO SATO
youtube.com/watch?v=y_AU8qVySXw
youtube.com/watch?v=y_AU8qVySXw

Pagenaud is going to get fired isn’t he

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lazy asshole only came to barber because his team locked out the front row

hasn't even been there before

Fuck you, bitch

"Who is Taku's raibu? And who does he ship?"

plot twist:

im paul shaffer

I’ll take take first stint on the slampig M8 you got driving in iMSA

>They ran out of dead people to give it to, and it uh it was today so I sent them a video
What the fuck?

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I used to midly dislike Pagenaud but he is been nowhere the past few years I don't even dislike him anymore.
Poor guy. FUCKING BRING BACK HELIO ROGER YOU FUCK, HIS 43 YEAR OLD ASS IS A BETTER DRIVER THAN FUCKING FRENCHIE

Every time I start to think he's boring and I don't like him, I listen to one of his interviews. He's actually a really fun dude. Probably one of the most colorful characters in the field

ganassi is such a fuckin cheeser

Is Marco Andretti the Chris Davis of IndyCar?

SATO SATO SATO
youtube.com/watch?v=EG4ZXQ9nggU

who is chris davis

For sure Rahal, it’s not because you are fucking garbage

this is true but other than his championship year, he seemed to drive better overachieving on a mediocre team.

Orioles player. Was decent when he was younger, but has been less than useless the past few years, but he's making millions still.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

His car tuning garage is based despite him being mediocre

He masquerades as an Asukafag, feigning European fever from his exposure to F1, because it keeps normies happy. In reality, he's actually Fyanafag from VOTOMS. Don't tell anybody.

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S A T O
A
T
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Come on Dixon, keep yourself and Bourdais busy and let Sato run away with the lead.

S A T O

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>Sato, Honda, NTT

Wow this series is really JAP’d

indycar cgdct anime when

>bourdais has no more rubber
>dick's son won't risk a dnf trying to pass sato
its all on you now taku

I for one welcome out new weebs overlords.

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SATO PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND GANBARE

SATO NO

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>S A T O
>A
>T
>O

OH NONONONONON

>sato

NOOOOOOO

kamikaze

Sato a shit

WTF SATO NOOOO

SATO NO NO NO

BANZAI KAMIKADZE

arca braking nice

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SATO STOP WE ALREADY LOVE YOU

WELL NEVERMIND WHAT THE FUCK

Sato choking it away, absolutely no suprise

Sato's good just hold on dude

Rossi just got exposed

REMINDER: ROSSI SUCKS COMPARED TO JOSEF

Rossi is a total cuck. Useless cuck. That's why he isn't in F1. Can't make a pass without making contact. Hope he gets a suspension piece through the visor very soon.

[JAPANESE SCREAMING]

>big dick newgarden passing possi
based

SATO PULLING AWAY

Newgarden is so much better than all of these clowns

PT was like 2 hours late to the tire point lmao

>90 seconds PTP with 2 laps
DO IT BOURDAIS

lol I guess sato was falling asleep and that woke him up

SATO SATO SATO

Newgarden is a cool guy but it’s hard to cheer for anyone behind the wheel of a Penske

YESSS SATO BABY ITS YOUR YEAR

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>4th career win
How this nigga been racing F1 then Indy for 10+ years?

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SATO SATO SATO SATO SATO SATO SATO SATO

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JAPAN STRONK
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NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO

Jap sponsors and Honda

Cuck talk. kill your self
See the rest of you faggots next weekend to make fun of all of you.

ANIME IS REAL

powerless lmao

He existed for Honda to give money to AJ Foyt for half a decade

>only Penske Chevy in the top 15

How fucked is Alonslow lmao, shouldn’t have spent a whole year shitting down Honda’s throat

call your parents, they worry

Chevys in the top 15

What the absolute fuck...

How does that happen?

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Maybe because all the other chevy drivers are absolute no bodies just taking up a seat with their ad revenue?

>you'll never be in tokyo the day after Sato won the indy 500
I mean I don't know how crazy things were but I supposed it was nice, right?

I don't think Chevies are bad. Just look at the garbage teams using the engine, they'd be shit no matter what you put in the back. Just as penske wants it

based yamato pride

fuck chevy

>Honda Grand Prix

>F1 career over
>Still manages to Alonso himself

CHECKEM

Honda engines have tended to put the power down on corner exit better than Chevrolets.
Barber is a place where power down matters.

that's literally how it's been since ganassi switched back to honda. maybe there is hope for o'ward and pigot to occasionally place well

>we're gonna let him celebrate before interrupting
about fucking time

>Takuma ruins a $10k lens probably owned privately by the camera man

Lmao, how pissed do you think that guy is

>tfw PNC's sponsorship of Dixon is why my savings account has such a shitty interest rate...

they handed him the pen for that

indycar auctions them you dork

>yfw its a dry erase marker

GLEATEST HONOR

youtube.com/watch?v=GX1RHrj7IP4

do you think Sato has had time to play Sekiro yet

>accord is a race car

I hate hinch

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Santa's elf did good

They call Newgarden 新庭 on jap twitter lol

ah I want to marry into Bourdais' family all of a sudden

CUTE!

ah yes, ching chong sung sung.
what does it mean you dingus

new garden

literally new garden

I don't know how else they would say it.

SHIN NIWA

Neuer Garten

Hahahahahahahaha fucking Newgardens fake tooth changes every week. Who’s hisbfucking dentist ?

well, alright, fucking japs.

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why are indy interviews so much better than F1? the drivers are far friendlier

They need to get a move on with going back to Japan before Sato retires

THE CHALICE OF EXCELLENCE

F1 drivers get nagged about 5000x more by all the international networks so you always see them annoyed and pissed

Holy shit... NBC has another half hour of post race scheduled...

Suzuka lets fucking go, Cota was a sucess, Suzuka would be as good.

This was a pretty good race. See you all next week!

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Guess it makes up for the lack of pre race

I was going to say maybe they've got someone in super formula to ship over but all the good Honda drivers there are in their 30s so probably not likely.

Damn that lake waterfall park looking thing looked pretty cool.

Motegi makes more sense because of Honda.

It's just the nature of the sport.
From a team perspective, there was a level of secrecy and aggression was on par with F1's paddock in CART during the late 80's/early 90's.

Honda owns both of them

Wasn't the track destroyed in the tsunami/earthquake of 2011 and nobody bothered to fix it?
or was it just the oval that got fucked.

Honda owns Suzuka too

the road course is still used, but I think the oval is kill

Just the oval, I think.

Then Motegi is good too.
Either one is fine really.

Just the oval.
Didn't know that.

way easier than ヌーガーデン