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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 44 L. Hamilton 43 M. Verstappen 27 C. Leclerc 26 S. Vettel 22
>WCC Standings Mercedes 87 Ferrari 48 Red Bull 31 Alfa Romeo 10 Haas 8 McLel 8
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 158 (160 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 82
>Hund status: We will enter old cars because they are faster
>News: Gasly is a setup brainlet Q4 idea might not go ahead because of shortage of tyres Norris: "McLaren better than expected" Grosjean: "Ok being more relaxed in wheel-to-wheel penalties but we shouldn't be a FE level" Toyota ladies are kill, Kumakichi on suicide watch
sorry rakesh but I want to stick my black willy up Natalie Mars' arse how could you not want to do the same with your brown(?) willy yeah
Daniel Harris
That is not my name I am the autist who has to wear headphones when eating.
Christopher Miller
I think I have Alzheimers, I can't even remember who won in China last year, I don't drink at all, why can't I remember? I bet you can remember.
William Robinson
>Split up quali in 4 rather than 3 >Q4 to feature 8 cars
Horner and Binotto said that such a thing would make so that teams might run out of tyres and Pirelly said they don't want to give another free set
Aaron Moore
Why don't Pirelli want to give another? Is it so hard to make 4 tyres?
Blake Cruz
I hope you at least remember amx's antics after the safety car
Juan Evans
There are plans for implementing Q4 as early as next season the only problens is that FOM forgot Pirelli are still incompetent shitters who cant supply more tyres Q4 could make sense in the 2021 as tyre warmers are banned but implementing it way too early would essentially end with a tyre set deficit for the teams
Austin Peterson
Yes I remember him taking out Vettel on the main straight.
Gabriel Martinez
*puff puff* Now Brazil GP 2007, THAT was one hell of a race..
>Of current drivers, Fernando Alonso is the highest ranked driver, and both he and Sebastian Vettel are ahead of reigning champion Lewis Hamilton. How do you call it when you unironically say the exact opposite of reality?
Jackson Phillips
FOUR TIMES EIGHT = 32 X 21 = 672
Charles Roberts
20 cars 4 tyres each 21 races 20 x 4 x 21 = 1680 are italians actually this dumb?
Camden Sanchez
>Fangio, Prost, Schumacher Honestly not a bad top 3, and easily defensible in internet shitflinging matches.
Christopher Wright
every car would get an extra set, unless we get the standard rims
Angel Collins
RETARD only the top 8 would get an extra set MEGA RETARD ALERT
Jaxson Torres
The extra set is only for the Q4 you dumb idiot. Just like it is right now for Q3
Jonathan Sullivan
fugg :DDDD
Nolan Cruz
"You can win a championship but not being a truly WDC" t.Yrton Cena
Caleb Brown
Except that every team would need to have a set of tires ready for each car, and as they have different wheels, there wouldn't be able to be any sharing of tires, and therefore there would need to be 80 extra tires at each race. 80*21=1680.
The obvious solution to this is standardized wheels/mountings for every team, since it's such a small part of the design of the car, and if they're looking to reduce costs, that's an easy way to do it.
Robert Anderson
I dislike Leclerk
Brandon Sullivan
That isn't how it works you massive imbecile, they get the extra set AFTER qualifying for the race.
>pirelli will magically create the tyres that need to be specifically made with low tolerances for numerous cars within a 24 hour period and get them from their factory to the circuit in that time
I've probably been watching F1 longer than you've been alive, retard
lmaoing @ this V6-hybrid era babby >luv 'are lewis
protip: I watched senna fucking splatter himself live on the tele
David Lee
so we're going to have a pause between q3 and q4 for teams to mount the tires on their rims?
Noah Adams
Keep digging please, it's hilarious how little you know.
Ethan Carter
THEY ALREADY HAVE THE FUCKING TYRES THEY JUST GET AN EXTRA SET AFTER QUALIFYING AS THEY HAVE USED THEM IN Q3
Now piss off
Blake Evans
lmao what a seethe concession accepted
Easton Fisher
They'll do it just like they are doing right fucking now in Q3, you absolute brainlet. Are you aware right that the top 10 is given a free set of tyres for Q3 right? Or that wasn't shown on the Netflix docu?
William Robinson
Say what you want you are objectively wrong and know nothing about F1 you claim to have been watching for decades, I don't know what's more embarrassing, lying about it on an Internet forum for autists or actually having done it and knowing so little.
Connor Anderson
>Imagine arguing about a prematured-death reg
William Mitchell
>"l-l-l-liar!!"
Jeremiah Cooper
>imagine arguing with an american
Daniel Russell
>imagine being russias bitch
Ethan Watson
are you Dutch/Boar?
Colton Phillips
Well, as an American you don't have to imagine that :DD
For me its not actually watching any races and only reading the results from Teletext.
Caleb Miller
Am I right in thinking that the driver line up of FE is better than Indy's?
Asher King
>Me for every race before 14:10
Adrian Robinson
Not memeing but yes, it is a significantly better line up than IndyCar
Connor Smith
Well, Indy has a big fat bunch of literally whos outisde America so there's that to take into account. I don't know Indy drivers but by randomly checking some of them I can see that generally everyone had a worse junior ladder carreer than FE ones. Then again, FE is a proper F1 reject series and for being an F1 reject you need to be good in the first place so it makes sense it seems way batter than Indy
FE drivers would win both races. it takes no skill whatsoever to drive an oval.
Jacob Hernandez
Just watched my first Indy race today, and it wasn't an oval. How many of the tracks are actually ovals? But yes I agree, Ovals are gay.
Hudson Stewart
There are 5 ovals in the calendar: Indianapolis, iowa, texas, gateway and pocono
Cameron Peterson
Nope, it's difficult to compare different series based upon ladder results because different drivers develop skills at different rates. According to the ladder results, Alexander Rossi, Sato, Ericsson should be slapping guys like Josef Newgarden, Will Power, Scott Dixon. That's not what we see play out though. Ladder series are great for developing driver skill, but extremely poor at comparing different drivers at different points in their development. I don't rate F1 backmarkers very highly in much the same way I don't rate Sports Car ot Indycar backmarkers. Ovals are pretty good, but the best showcases as of late have been the road/street courses.
Jayden Thompson
Don't die tonight /f1/.
I'm gonna watch threads tomorrow and I want to be depressed with someone
what affect will indian space debris have kn newey's genius in China? How will the smog affect the tides?
Ryan Hill
why won't they just make new cars like this, it looks fucking amazing
Justin Lee
>wanting to die because stacy cant fucking drive
Robert Turner
>not wanting to die in a car like that
Tyler Gonzalez
Hey Waggers, you got an archive of insta stories for Abbie Eaton. Had a good insta story where her skin was showing above her little boxer shorts that were vegemite branded. I know she is a carpet muncher but I liked it.
Xavier Stewart
higher air density - more downforce, means rbr is gonna suck cause they already got enough but less oxygen in the air - less horsepower so it equalises loss of downforce performance, unless honda can't filter air effectively enough that is, then its all fucked
John Gray
basically its going to be exactly opposite of mexico
What's the use of pit walls lads? To this day we see many more people moving from the pit wall to inside the garage so nowadays is the pitwall there just as additional space or what?
Kayden Foster
Pit wall is the command center.
Isaiah Green
Yeah but why? Can't they just go inside? In the last few years we saw many top figure moving in the area between the two garage doors
Chase Richardson
dashboards
Samuel Williams
their monitoring shit and radio equipment is at the pitwall
Michael Kelly
I don't think it's a good idea to give up free space when you can use it for something. Garages seems already pretty tight with all computer shit. Toto has autism booth just because he's an asshole.
Cameron Ramirez
Its literally because of dashboards you absolute autists, radio still fails too often for some wierd reason so they have to deliver info through pit wall.
Gavin Lewis
Business idea: DRS zone from the exit of Spoon all the way to the chicane
Adam Moore
Better business idea: Mandatory DRS in Monaco tunnel
just finished wathcing netflix series and who are you calling a balerina, you filthy anglo?
John James
both As a tourist, whores will be a little expensive for you. You can find elite ones $150-200 for an hour. If you are decent looking white (or black just not an arab shitskin) guy you can find grill just like pic related from tinder and ig. They like fancy places but they are better than whores.
>Bin8 >2021 rules are far from being defined >Basically every aspect of it needs to be discussed >There will surely be a deal that will satisfy teams and FIA >But it must be well thought and not rushed >A delay to December for the deadline is the option preferred by many teams
Ethan Mitchell
I really must come for the GP one of these years.
Hunter Sanchez
no delay, hard 2021 now
Daniel Wood
Hulkenberg says F1 cars are easy to drive to make a driver difference cuz everyone can drive it now, he says they are heavy as fuck, and his testosterone has increased by telling this truth.
Lincoln Carter
158 5 8
Lucas Bell
One of the stands was only £58 for a ticket, wonder what marvellous view that would provide.
Bentley Reyes
>Toro Rosso has 250 GPs How long will Haas and Racing Dot will last?
Josiah Richardson
Haas will keep going as long as they are 4th/5th I think, RP will not exist after this season and will morph into some other team, but it is a REBRAND and is essentially the same team as Force India.
Thomas Martin
>the longer it takes to make these rules >the shorter the time to develop the cars >bigger change of a new Brawn GP
>implying the cars aren't already in development the thing that remains to be solved is who lobbies the hardest to shape the rules to their liking
Blake Williams
>frank fires Claire >brawn goes on one year sabbatical from F1 job >takes over Williams from a year >goes full autism exploiting the rule changes >Williams win WDC and WCC
Joshua Hill
Can someone explain to me what happened with Alonso's Le Mans victory??
>Can someone explain to me what happened with Alonso's Le Mans victory?? No >Apparently it was essentially handed to him? Yes
Anthony Long
>Implying Kubica can't take Aero desinger job and make n' drive a WDC challenger car
Adam Wood
business idea for 2021: when the car is idling i.e on the grid the exhaust gases are diverted out of a smaller hole at the rear of the car blasting the rear tyres with hot air
Cameron Moore
>Car 7 is dominant >Car 8 is meh tier >7 starts to choke >Alonso drives autistically good in night >Car 8 lives relentless inside's Car 7 head by all WEC season
Owen Price
>italbro added the verstappen-stat grande
not handed, but toyota are basically MWL^3 of lmp1-class
Sebastian Garcia
After checking to see if Toro Rosso have overtaken Minardi in GPs entered only just now found out that Minardi carried on racing in Champ Car & GP2 in 2007 for a single season after getting the naming rights back a year after the Red Bull purchase
>In their only season in Champ Car they nearly won the title with Robert "from circuits to cervix" Doornbos
>A double-header race in Ad Diriyah just a few days before Christmas could open the sixth season of the ABB FIA Formula E Championship this year.
Inb4 the circuits lights are RGB Christmas fairy lights
Connor Long
Why're they struggling this year though? They got so much leafy shekels now. Did they finally outsource some chassis development to TIMSI team despite VeeJ's multiple protests?
John Nguyen
They're a new entry That means all of their spending would be useless since they won't even get the same money compared to the others
Nolan Anderson
> muh spend $$$ on race winning driver > muh winning driver = spoiled > muh winning driver needs to accept we're a midfield team
He's right, you know.
Brody Perry
>literally nothing mentioned about Ricciardo >had to make it about him anyway
Oliver Martinez
Only way back for Kimi is to replace Vettel...
Grayson Sanchez
Paying out on Cyril, actually.
Former Caterham boss upgrades to works team but keeps loser mentality.
Gavin Gray
Reading it again, yeah, you were directing that at Cyril. Sigh.
Brandon Lewis
>implying Marchionne won't appear to Binotto on the third race
Kayden Fisher
You guys already knew Ricciardo would choke this 2 seasons, we need to wait to 2021 to see a possible race winner Renault car >Please release black livery and put more white on it :-)
Grayson Jenkins
Holy shit lads please find out who the fuck is f1 instagram comunity manager im gonna bash his fucking head on whatever desk that emasculated twink works on im so fed up with his unoriginal memery and al the retarded normies following, literally copying ideas fron youtube videos thats been arround for years and not even executing them properly, all to follow with the stupid memery of liberty's numale agenda
All good. I just think that this current batch of team principals are utter shite compared to 20yrs ago:
> Mr Ginger Spice: who's the boss? > Sheep in Wolfe: taking credit for Brawn framework and couldn't manage Lewlew and Britney > Le Cyril: cheese eating surrender monkey > Yank Brown: diversify and don't conquer > Nepotist Williams: keep dad's name on the door and not much else > $troll: buy the kid a seat to keep him out of his depth > Franz Toast: overbaking Verstappens
Maybe Binotto is off the hook as he's been there 5min and Leclerc looks to be a haply accident.
Jose Watson
>orange
cringe
Leo Turner
why cant mclaren triforce?
Luis Young
Murray Walker saw Nuvolari at Donington in 1938. You're not old for having watched races in '07.
Jeremiah Allen
Its wrong in the sense of the loss of identity f1 is heading to, in order to appeal a majority of young generation that do NOT care nor understand the sport, turning everything into 'ha le cool meme' wich are just a plain copy of other content from major websites, to put it in Yea Forums k00l slang basically turning everything into NPC tier, becoming a empty shell wich adopts culture from the outside flow of events, instead of sticking to their own
Jace Garcia
I do miss Dennis in a fun F1 way.
Heck I even miss Domenicali and Montezemolo
Dominic Fisher
Don't freak out, your average long term F1 fan doesn't even know what an instagram is.
Matthew Moore
Ig F1 wants to emulate FE's one, saddu
Grayson Torres
>vuse >THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NICOTINE
Can’t wait to see Alonso pull into victory lane, sip the milk, hit the vape, and blow a huge cloud of vape smoke straight into the camera lense
Camden Anderson
Good post.
David Fisher
Hammy's IG is peak cringe
>When he posted Stan Lee fading away and had to delete it lmao
Don't see any reason to believe this second venture, in partnership with Carlin of all teams, is going to result in victory. Car 7 was ahead in the closing stages of the race and set to win, but then for some reason they were called into the pits for "fuel" or something, as if those miscalculations happen. Car 8 then wins.
Problem is those ones are dying, f1 is changing to appeal the new masses, and failing at it. BRING BACK #GIRLGRIDS2021
Jordan James
Triple 6
Mason Lee
Most definitely won’t be very good. Don’t think Alonso will be having too much fun if he’s in a middling car and can’t make any passes because cleanairwinslol.
What would be hilariously dramatic is if Alonso was in danger of getting bumped
Christian Clark
Last year the two fastest cars at Indianapolis were Chevy
Brandon Hill
They're not that old, 40s/50s, F1 is definitely a boomer sport.
Jackson Evans
Dammit it worked.
Adrian Young
realistically (or not, but you know what i mean lol) only renault have a chance to pull off a brawn, but even then looking at this season and ferrari underperforming in australia or red bull having problems with setting up their car, they still finish well over 30-40 seconds ahead of the midfield. so unless we can see gaps decreasing over 2019 and 2020, it's MWL/MWFWL/AMRBRH come 2021
Gavin Ross
Business idea: ban elecronics
Brody Gomez
I unfollowed recently, f2 page is still based
Jonathan Brown
Business idea: make all cars go at 380kph and then make them crash into a wall, the driver who survive gets WDC
Nolan Gonzalez
with or without medical assistance?
Blake Sullivan
But they have halo, so everyone will survive
Jayden Barnes
This desu, I only watch moto"sports" for the crashes
Jaxson Parker
what happens if more than one people make it?
Zachary Lee
The least injured person wins
Adam Butler
tfw Kubica already out
Jaxon Scott
>not building your city around a highway shaped like buddh circuit, then flooding it with a sewage tsunami
That movie is fucking depressing. It literally never gets any better.
Daniel Thompson
KF7
Gavin James
When solving puzzles the golden rule is to look for checks or sacrifices on the first move, most of them are made for that, so just check and develop from there, it solves itself
How are you gals and guys going to celebrate the 1000th FORMULA 1 GRON PREEE?
Anthony Torres
Set an alarm to watch it, have a nice coffee
Ayden Myers
That shit isn't even reliable, in their stories they voted Ricciardo the most charismatic and Senna in every fucking qüestion. >This triggers my Paella
Sebastian Perez
Hamilton is the greatest of our time. Sorry to say it folks. He would be a world champion Right Now even in a Ferrari, or a Red Bull.
Liam Walker
>gets beaten by Rosberg
Henry Jones
>retires because he knows he got lucky
Blake Gonzalez
>Once you try Tifosi, you never gonna want to drive a f1 car anymore. Hamilton would choke hard with Ferrari, He a Merc baby since he was a kiddo.
Kayden Lee
Greatest of my time is still Schumacher you fucking zoomer.
Nathan Morgan
Hamilton in a Ferrari has to happen
Blake Bell
It won't, his era is coming to an end, Ferrari won't bother he is unironically getting old soon.
If I didn't know he was a F1 driver that photo would look like it's straight outta hel-looks and the short summary text would talk about mindfulness, astrology and health benefits of organic hemp clothes
no wonder HAM autistically focuses on F1 success and likes on instagram, he suffers from the terrible curse of combined manletism, nogfism and dickletism, which he treats with empty dopamine hits from social media adoration and trying to beat the GOAT of F1
Hunter Parker
>The Duo which killed Williams
William Howard
>Cheerleader effect doesn't kick in
Welp
Connor Murphy
He looks like a hardgay biker in that pic If that looks good to you then the only conclusion I can draw is that you're hardgay yourself :DD
William Williams
all the money in the world and he chose that as a wife
Ryder Diaz
>a jacket covered in rhinestones >3 rings > leather shirt > trousers covered in rhinestones >autistic looking trainers
but yeah, for sure there are worse.
If he liked square dancing, I don't think you should judge. as I say, it was a different time for sure
>tfw too lazy to type correctly >tfw too lazy to even pay attention to spellcheck choices
Jeremiah Evans
I hope he emerges some day as the new stephen hawking of f1, rolling in his wheelchair around the paddock talking a lot of shite about car vortices through his speech synthesiser
>Wearing a handkerchief on the left side of the body typically indicates one is a "top" (one considered active in the practice of the act/fetish indicated by the color of the handkerchief), while wearing it on the right side of the body would indicate one is a "bottom" >HAM has it on the right
