previous: MATCHDAY 31:
>Saturday 6th of April
Parma 0 - 0 Torino
Juventus 2 - 1 Milan (39' Piatek; 60' P Dybala; 84' Kean)
Sampdoria 0 - 1 Roma (75' De Rossi)
>Sunday 7th of April
12:30 Fiorentina - Frosinone
15:00 Udinese - Empoli
15:00 Cagliari - SPAL
18:00 Inter - Atalanta
18:00 Lazio - Sassuolo
20:30 Napoli - Genoa
>Monday 8th of April
20:30 Bologna - Chievo
CL:
>Wednesday 10th of April
21:00 Ajax - Juventus
EL:
>Thursday 11th of April
21:00 Arsenal - Napoli
Reminder to keep it comfy.
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nth for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA
>tfw can't sleep
Third for seething bbilanisti and Pallotta go out
Can't wait for Juventus to win the CL with Ronaldo scoring in the final just to see the reaction of the albanian monkey
expect a reply in 4 hours with Milan's choreography and ">Juve/>winning CL" written on it
>4 hours
Make it 8 lmao
I feel ashamed for being around for so long and still not getting this kino meme
Don't forget gol di muntari mention
per me è il calcio secondo mauro giampietro
*blocks your path*
[impeachement intensifies]
Dudes do Italian women like Americans? Does USA citizenship attract them?
italians are very racist towards black people so id say no (relatively to other countries)
>Does USA citizenship attract them?
That only works in the 3rd world user
So yes, try everwhere south of firenze
They really have a ping pong table in the looker room.
If you live in LA or NY it would be probably super easy to attract one 18 super hot insta girl here.
muh ciociare
According to Blick, Sampdoria and Atalanta are looking at Kastriot Imeri. He's the captain of the Swiss U19s and plays for Servette
>a fucking napkin
That's a Serviette
>the absolute state of 15:00 games
*dives*
>lal violal
FROSINONE CULONE
O fiocretinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OH FIOCRETINAAA
At least it's not a draw for once
>yfw the Italian powehouse Crotones their way out of the relegation zone on the last matchday
powerhouse'd
*slurp*
>15:00 Udinese - Empoli
>15:00 Cagliari - SPAL
that's a yikes for me lads
you fucking pleb! those 2 are the best kino games of the day
*unsuccessfully dives*
>tfw no ciociara slampig gf
tfw
>pleb opinions
>pleb modelfu
it checks out
>pleb modelfu
take that back
>losing to powerhouse
"Your dick is so small you can barely see it or bite it. But you can instead bite mine. Wash your mouth before you talk about Sampdoria fans. With love."
(Massimo Ferrero, 2019, replying to some giallozozzo)
but isn't he himself a Roma supporter?
Fucking based
If he's really selling Sampdoria, Serie A would lose one of the most based president
Better than Man City
Fucking based Empoli.
I hope empoli stays
K R U N I C
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>no commentary on Udinese - Empoli
nvm this is kino
friendly reminder:
>Robin Olsen: 27 Games, 4 Clean Sheets
>Antonio Mirante: 4 Games, 2 Clean Sheets
Reminder that Juve isn't in the Coppa Italia anymore so even if they win the CL they won't have a treble
Doesn't matter, I just want >us to win the CL
Half-time qt
Remember when italian defenses were good?
I think they'll survive if they win they win the CL user.
I remember it.
*dives*
Looks like ABJjs care more about it than Jjs
Forza Atalanta !
no one likes Americans lol
This no commentary stream made me sleepy af lads
Ok /seriea/, we need to figure out how is this massive fraud still rated by anyone. His first season at Fiore was one of the worst of the latest years with only 57 points, and unless they nail an almost perfect run from here to the end of the season he's not going to best it. Are "muh Astori" and "muh promising youth" really enough to keep this absolute shitter with a job?
He's already out at the end of the season user.
>Don't talk to me or my mini-me ever again.
Joke on you user he will not, refs will gift him the Coppa to honour the memory of the poor captain and he will keep his job for another year making Fiore fight for relegation
he didn't have much to work with in his firs tseason desu
And he's doing worse now than he has lol
this would be actually kino
Leave Viola to me
Everyone says EDF already has a deal with them and it makes complete sense
Welcome EDF to milan
Gennaro Gattuso | Welcome to Fiorentina | Best 'nduja and sasizza 2018/19
wait wait wait, i've got this:
Gattuso to fiore
EDF to milan
Pioli to roma
>Gym City
There's a chance then
>tfw monchi sells anyone that performs well in training
Radja already ded? Wtf
Gagliardini finna get dabbed on
Step aside pleb
>EDF to Inter
>Spalletti to Milan
>Gattuso to Fiore
>Pioli to Roma
Also where the fuck is De Zerbi going
gattuso isn't enough muh bel giuoco for Fiorentina
De Zerbi it is then, and Gattuso to Sasol
Gasperin won't leave Atalanta, but he'd be perfect for Viola
Pioli to Roma chances are 0
Gasperini is going to jump at the first chance he gets if Roma or Milan call in the case Atalanta doesn't make it to CL.
He probably wants to prove himself considering the only chance he got was with that dead Inter team
>no Zapata
Reminder that the only one affected by Inter's lost would be Milan.
Once again the rossoneri have to rely on their daddy to solve their CL issues.
>Reminder that the only one affected by Inter's lost would be Milan.
>implying the teams behind wouldn't be farther ahead from the 4th spot if Atalanta wins
If Inter doesn't win >we fall back into complete crisis, because you just KNOW the bald menace won't keep his mouth shut
its papu time
TODO LA BANDA
after everyone hailed Icardi as a saviour you just know Spalletti is waiting for the first chance he gets to explode
>no SMS
incoming excessive choking and crying about refs
>enjoyed papu memes since their conception
>fully abuse of Atalanta players at Fanta and FM to great success
>absolutely want to see them succeed and yeet Milan out of CL
>also inter /lifelong/ very worried for this uphill season end
I feel enormously conflicted here fras
Redpill me on Rogério
im gonna side with atalanta for this one, i genuinely dont think we can drop to 5th place in any way
Considering the teams everyone has left to play, I'd tend to agree with this prediction.
last 2 digits of my post will be the final score
how can i stream inter v atalanta? discord? where do i find discord streams?
AMALA
did the game not start? I can't find the stream and google is still not updating their match page
>prediction when every team has zero costincency
literally the equivalent of >betting on serie a
>it's a Trevisani-Adani commentary
nailed it
>slip
>immobile dives on top you
>wants a penalty
thanks!
>poolitano
#BrothersUniversallyUnited
it's a different approach
*runs down your flank*
>Commentators speaking about Ajax - Juve and don't giving a fuck about the game
BUU
they are entitled to have the last word
wow atalanta is pretty shit, you guys lied to me
Zapata not playing?
Suspended (in a really dumb way)
BROZO DED
he was suspended due to a """handball""" in midweek on his last game
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
looking bad. also brozo ded now
F
finnish commentator said when it was vecino that gaglu has had a great season before his injury. and was wondering what happened to brozo when he clutched his thigh there. he also hates diving so complains super much about it. dont know where they get these retards to commentate.
the fuck is balotelli doing here
Hi there /seriea/.
Based Balotelli hahha
When you bust a nut but she keep succin
>senza affitto
NON CI SONO NEGRI ITALIANI
>icardi
lmao
Mercenario
he is in Milan for the casting of the new A-Team series, he's auditioning for Mr. T
Resident sleeper game again
what? doesn't he have some french farmers to dab on during the weekends?
He's actually there to sign a pre-contract with Milan, for after they sell Friday in the summer.
>er poolitANO
PolitANO
>poo in the tano
he got dabbed on 2x0 by Bordeaux yesterday
Rare reminer that Berardi would have scored already if they got him instead of Politano
from what I saw, Lazio is dominating but can't shoot on goal. Their best chance was a fucked up clearance going on Immobile's leg and then hitting the post
Half-time qt
>Berardi and Radja in the same team
>in one of the cities with the highest consumption of cocaine in Europe
Yeah what could go wrong
>tfw want inda to win because dea could get the 4th place if they win
>but if inda loses it might be a start of another grisi and there's nothing more entertaining than watching how inda is imploding
what do
Half time "Fun Time"
find him
maybe he would wake up
am i looking for waldo in here?
>tfw colourblind
>abisso giving another handball when the ball touches the body before the ball
>miss the first half
>it's still 0 - 0
i've never managed to find that motherfucker
*before the arm
>highest consumption of cocaine in Europe
you got my interest but after quick check it's false. also albania is first in cocaine usage by country. wtf where do they get the money?
>this is penalty but jj yesterday not
the state of these fucking referees
>skriniar
that's just disgusting. In no way that was a penalty
RIGORE PAAA LAZZIE
>dutch anons are probably high on gear rn
>Gagliardini is goo-
nothing wrong with having a little cocaine habit as long as you can afford it and dont do it too often desu
R O G E R I O
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>cazio
yes
it can be worse, user
do it now, take your revenge
yes
>go park the car for my dad
>lazio scores
>come back
>sassuolo scores
fuck this gay game
>Icardi will score a tap-in at 90'
>Nazio choking
as expected
I see the wizard guy but finding Waldo is fucking impossible.
perisic been horrible almost all season. i wish candreva played instead of him
i believe in you
>i wish candreva played instead of him
I wouldn't wish Candreva on my worst enemy. Hopefully next year both of them will be gone
people didnt believe me when i said we should let atalanta win
>Icardi will score a tap-in at 90'
good
hope you guys missed kingposting because its back on the menu
he's intentionally cut out of the picture isn't he?
O IMMOBILE
O ALBERTO
what the hell man, of course no
try this, it is easier
PIOLI OUT
EDF IN.
No era penal
Fuck Lazio and fuck this disgusting league
Andiamooo Sassuolo
>it is easier
It is, although trying to find him on a screen hurts my eyes too much
no brozo = no playmaking. inters chance of scoring goes down a million for the rest of the season.
Watch one man get an entire team relegated in just 7 games
>Antwerp x2
>warm up for me, Ciao Mario
I wish, jose
I wish
Wtf Ciro
>immobilel
>immobile
>we have to face JJ, Riomma and Nabule without Brozo
Immobile please choke. Choke like noone has ever choked before. Choke like there's no tomorrow
CAM ON PAPU, SCARE SAM FACKING GOALS
desu only Riomma worries me. JJ will have won the league already and they'll likely focus on CL, Nabule is second to last matchday so the table should more or less be settled
Frosinone, Udinese, and Empoli in the relegation race are much scarier
BERARDI
BERARDGOAT
BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI BERARDI
HERE COMES THE COCAINE MAN
are you ready for the mania brothers?
fuck inzaghi and these faggot chokers
>6 minutes of injury time because you took ages to asspull a penalty for the team that is now behind
>naziali defending
>sirgay milelkovic slipic
What part of Sassuolo are you from lads?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Holy shit Lazio
The Nek part
youtube.com
>italian defending
>lolic
>give them 25 minutes more
>they score
wow
LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC LOLIC
Patrician 0-0, thank you Atalanta and Inter
>kept the distance from Lazio and Milan
>kept Dea in the CL race
guess I'll take it
>gifted penalty
>6 minutes of injury time
is he going to cry now?
One of the best league tables I've seen in months
inter has twice now fumbled a chance to breakaway. i want spalletti out so dunno
spalletti will be out no matter what, we just have to wait for the season to end
>out of CL race
>win one match
>back in it
>6 teams in the race for 2 cl spots
kino indeed
Based Atalanta
*crashes into the CL places*
FORZA DEA
FORZA DEA
>Torino can theoretically still come and snatch 4th place
2,4,3,1
>missed Inzaghi because they interviewed him on sky sport 24
REEEEEEEEE
>b-b-but serie A sucks
>muh premier league
fuck those faggots
At least Dea is 4th but they have two tough matches against Empoli and Nabule... not going to last
Can he do it?
EPL is pretty similar
EPL this year has an actual title race, the top4 is contended between only 3 teams though
what's staggering is the difference in points, Chelsea is 5th with the same amount as Napoli...
The gap between the EPL top 6 and the rest is HUGE
You get a lot more surprising results in this league
last year's serie a was on a similar pace, I think this year everyone except JJ sucks
*dies*
Another year of referee calls in their favour ensues
>pandev
Koulibaly sucha nigger bros
>don't really feel like watching this useless match but literally have nothing to do tonight rather than play vidya and watch footy
STURARO NO
yeah its a red honestly
>tfw too warm
Nonexistent red.
Why is Nabule playing with such a strong XI when they have to play Arsenal on thursday?
most of them didn't play mid week and the EL game is in 4 days
goal
Sturango's red card: streamable.com
THANKS STURANGO
MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS
Now you’re implying Ancelotti will start Mertens which aint gonna happen.
>a pig can think
>Shouldn't have warmed up too much
>Mertens has now scored as much as Cavani for Napoli (104) and is now the 4th most prolific scorer of all time for Napoli.
Neat
I don't know what Ancelotti was thinking, he should have fielded this XI at Empoli and make turn over today, many nabule fans were afraid Inter could go -4
holy shit
*dab*
NAPOLI MERDA NAPOLI COLERA
>nabule
E' GO', E' GO, E'GOE'GOE'GO
Callejon is dead. Why is he still a starter when Ounes and Amin are half decent.
>He rate (You)nes
He would have put that in the net.
>104 goals
>0 titles
playing in 2010s Serie A is such an ingrate task
>Irate culobally
>that L1+/\ assist
*dabs all over Perishit*
lmao serie a is shit
Perisic has been dabbing on himself for the whole season tbqh
Maldini was honestly overrated
Says the seething bilanista
try harder please
But it is.
The level of Serie A is a joke.
It seems competitive when you look at the table but in reality it's just that everyone is shit.
>he rates Baresi
Jaap Stam was better desu
You're not even trying now.
Both played for my club anyways.
>my club
I had great hopes for this year, but everyone is choking, both domestically and in Europe. It's even worse than last year, too much carried by Juve and Napoli, while at least Roma kicked off Barcelona and got refballed against Liverpool.
4 CL slots are truly undeserved for this year Serie A
so lying down behind the wall is a thing now huh
CALLEJON
>Napoli trying their best to score in own goals again
Imagine if Genoa win this with 10 men
>Monchi goes back to Sevilla
>manager gets leukemia
sounds about right
That Genoa gk surely must have Eccentricity 20
euro race is fumbles all around. catching napoli would be great
I'm starting to think Napoli doesn't stand a chance against Arsenal
Imagine the holocaust if Storuto could play the whole game
DRIBBLY DROBBLY
Sarri ball had to run off at some point
They do if they were downplaying this game. If they're every bit as gassed as they look like, they're fucked.
>no early scudetto
sad frog
>20 point gap
>SPAL - Juve next week
I think Juve might just clinch it this season
>4 CL slots are truly undeserved for this year Serie A
post >yfw 3 italian teams in CL SFs next year
Napoli chokes so hard every time it isn't even that funny anymore
well, Arselel choked today so maybe they'll eliminated each other
dubs and Juve loses every remaining game while Napoli wins all of them except the last one
who /clebbe/ here?
Montella token appearance tonight
>Montella token appearance tonight
I miss him.
yes, spain and germany def deserve those slots
Just let Atalanta come 4th, play 6 CL group stage games and get a bunch of money which they can then reinvest
For every euro they spend they get a whole lot more in return than the Milan clubs do
l-lads
What was meant by this
youtu.be
What
here as long as they don't spend hours talking about Napoli
Dutchbro please webm it, this has to be a /seriea/ staple
what the fuck WHY
I remember seeing it on TV as a kid.
Doesn't really work without the sound does it
I'm left speechless regardless
it's like they asked Buffon to not only star in the commercial but write the scenario too
Not footy related but two Italians won the Tour of Flanders.
Nice
It isn't your club
Did I not tell you all last thread that Prandelli should start Pandev?
you did but he also choked a one on one with Karnezis
Sleep tight /seriea/
>Marchegiani's mental gymnastic to justify Lazio's penalty
>"at the end of the day it's just a penalty not a physical punishment"
forza milan
wew you got it after bump limit too bad
>Just let Atalanta come 4th
Fuck that, make that 3rd
What did he mean?
Somehow, Milan is still in the 4th position.
there is game tomorrow so...
>page 6
Don't fucking blew it Bologna bros..
>Brozo injured
Goodbye CL slot
you are allowed to have 96 fans of another team killed.
who do you pick in Italy and why?
Lazio so we remove the whole fanbase
Yikes
Juve is already halfway there
>multiple reports of Roma looking for Mourinho
Surely they can't be so retarded to even waste time and ask for Mourinho to manage a club that doesn't spend 200m every year?
Same journalist that broke the Mou story in Italy (Mariangela Pira, skytg24 and Milano Finanza) confirmed, from different sources than last weeks article, that a Qatari found is interested in buying Roma, or at least part of it.
it's for the jersey
She looks like she fucks diving guys
football-italia.net
>FIGC still damage controlling
How about we drop Juve and FIGC instead?
Corrupt pieces of shit, once again trying to shove shit under the rug by making the ref the scapegoat when he was only doing his "job".
Daily Mirror: AC Milan are ready to launch an audacious move for Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino .
And the San Siro giants will hand Pochettino a £300million summer transfer warchest to rejuvenate the club.
Former Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis won’t go quietly after being lured to Milan with the mandate of bringing trophies back to the famous old club.
Current boss Gennaro Gattuso’s reign is coming to an end after an uninspiring season in which they are scrambling to qualify for next season’s Champions League.
>300 millions
Yeah sounds not like a made up bullshit at all, especially since there's still no agreement with UEFA about FFP
Cue the incoming FFP-brainlets
>laziali trying to get Zaniolo suspended for saying "porca Madonna"
>Daily Mirror
stopped right there
there's a video of De Rossi scraming Porco dio while celebrating as well are they retarded?
>laziali
>retarded
no shit.
They're also saying their penalty was completely legit, that there was another penalty on Immobile throwing himself on that Sassuolo defender that slipped and that the only reason Fabbri didn't call the penalty for Milan was so they could get away with a favourable refereeing next week during Milan - Lazio
>the only reason Fabbri didn't call the penalty for Milan was so they could get away with a favourable refereeing next week during Milan - Lazio
kek
>take away point from Milan
>give them back next week anyway
>effectively change nothing
400 IQ move
When will Nabule win a trophy?
When is the EL final?That day.
Don't worry guagliò we're going to win at least two more coppa Italia in the next 10 years! And maybe reach CL knockout stage once or twice!
Based.
Not based.
>Inter old boy Antonio Cassano expects Lautaro Martinez to replace Mauro Icardi, who ‘offers nothing if he doesn’t score’, once he returns from injury.The club and player appear to have resolved their issues for now, yet Cassano believes the Argentine’s return will prove to be shortlived.
>“Inter play with a 4-2-3-1, which means having only one striker: Icardi cannot play with Lautaro,” the former Italy attacker told Tiki Taka. “If it was up to Spalletti, he would play Martinez because he prefers strikers who play for the team. Lautaro’s done very well, he’s 20 and he has to play because he’s better than Mauro.
>“Icardi just scores and that’s it. If he doesn’t score, he offers nothing else. Spalletti prefers strikers like Dzeko, Benzema and Lewandowski. Icardi is like Inzaghi in that if he doesn't score, he does nothing else. I think Spalletti prefers a player like Lautaro. He wouldn’t even play someone like Piatek. There are players who score goals and others who score goals and also play for the team.”
ADL hates Coppa Italia.
Btw, if Napolel won EL Serie A has another CL slot or goes it to another league?
Only if Napoli were to finish outside of the top 4 I think
Yeah, that does seem to be the case.
Now that I've checked, Atletico won last year and Spain had four teams this year.
Strange mechanics tho, but I guess 5 team would be too much and better be kept as a special case
>ADL hates Coppa Italia.
until he has to prove that Napoli has been successful. Then he fucking loves it.
True
>plays one match
>out for a month
>rinse and repeat
he truly has a bright career ahead of him
Fuck him desu, trailer trash scumm like him deserves to play in the Dutch 2nd division at best
>anyone playing a freaking ukele
I don't even know how to call these people.
>Arturo Diaconale, Lazio's communication manager
>"To say that yesterday's penalty was not legit is a completely wrong speculation, we must take into account that there is a certain attitude from the stronger media, the northern ones, who have every interest in depitcting Lazio in a bad light to favor the other teams. Media are saying and writing things that are not true, like that Lazio was favored yesterday."
>"VAR has penalized us in a decisive manner, in this season we have also witnessed some bizarre situations. Just think about the penalty against us for SPAL: a penalty that will enter the annals of Italian football. Even the defender had admitted that he had not suffered a foul, but the intervention was nonetheless sanctioned. They want to make Lazio's path difficult in the coming weeks, especially in the two matches against Milan in the league and coppa italia."
>"This media attitude creates kind of a psychosis, which threatens to distort the league. The media must be independent and autonomous, not partisan. Yesterday's peanlty absolutely had to be assigned, not due to the referee's subjectivity, but because the rules impose it. Unfortunately we have a press that is also conditioned by the other team in the capital "
BOLOGNA (4-3-3): Skorupski; Mbaye, Danilo, Lyanco, Dijks; Pulgar, Dzemaili, Soriano; Sansone, Palacio, Orsolini. All.: Mihajlovic.
CHIEVO (4-4-2): Sorrentino; Depaoli, Bani, Andreolli, Barba; Kiyine, Rigoni, Diousse, Leris; Vignato, Stepinski. All.: Di Carlo.
pls watch
>Chievo fill finally get relegated
based
would sfinter fans prefer Jose or Conte?
Watching
My heart says mou, my brain Conte, my spleen and liver Spalletti
Doesn't matter they'll get Giampaolo
>nuking the sports QT fan thread
I fucking despise the mods and admins here. we can't even just shitpost about cute girls because it's not "sports related".
good fucking lord.
that being said, I hope Sampdoria recovers from this loss, and plays better
They've always wiggled away from it, but this time it's unavoidable.
is tsunaldo playing wednesday?
Wenger
I'd think Juve start him on the bench and if the game goes poorly they bring him in
>Even the defender had admitted that he had not suffered a foul,
Can this meme die already? He was saying he didn't dive because the ref booked him for simulation
*dopes in your path*
yeah that makes sense. but if he doesnt play at all then the injury might be really bad
ERA
Is Bologna getting robbed?
He'e started training with the rest of the team already, it's not that bad really. Allegri just has to weigh his options and figure out of he wants to risk aggravating TSU's niggle
Simeone is the only proper answer
Wait vignato is playing?
>tfw missing a FM legend match
>Bolo will too
At what cost user
>cagliari will never drop into b and then collapse
>meanwhile yesterday, during Odense Boldklub vs Copenhagen
no era, they literally move away and let him pass
Based Miha
>"lmao just run against the defenders"
was it the best half time talk in the history of football?
Well, it's working.
I'm watching the Chelsea game and Piggy still playing pretty bad
>at Milan
>no service from the team
>at Chelsea
>gameplay is Hazard hero ball
Idk how to feel about him. Somewhat I think he got it coming for him but at the same time is kinda of sad when you remember how good he was at Napoli. I wonder what jj will do with him next season.
Dat Hazard goal tho
He should return to Napoli.
gets shit on by casano for being lazy is really sad tbqh
he is been shit for 2 years now. he should go back to river plate and finish his career
He's only 31, he's far from being done. He just need to fix his head and train harder.
>April 27 Bologna - Empoli
mybodyisready.jpg
How different really are the fanbases of FCIM and ACM? In terms of politics, social class, etc ?
MATCHDAY 31:
>Saturday 6th of April
Parma 0 - 0 Torino
Juventus 2 - 1 Milan (39' Piatek; 60' P Dybala; 84' Kean)
Sampdoria 0 - 1 Roma (75' De Rossi)
>Sunday 7th of April
Fiorentina 0 - 1 Frosinone (84' Ciofani)
Udinese 3 - 2 Empoli (11' Caputo; 14' De Paul; 24' Krunic; 41' P De Paul; 45' Mandragora; 63' Zeegelaar)
Cagliari 2 - 1 SPAL (3' Faragò; 18' P Antenucci; 60' Pavoletti)
Inter 0 - 0 Atalanta
Lazio 2 - 2 Sassuolo (53' Immobile; 57' Rogerio; 89' Berardi; 90+5' Lulic)
Napoli 1 - 1 Genoa (34' Mertens; 45+3' Lazovic)
>Monday 8th of April
Bologna 3 - 0 Chievo (65' P, 68' P Pulgar; 89' Dijks)
MATCHDAY 32:
>Saturday 13th of April
15:00 SPAL - Juventus
18:00 Roma - Udinese
20:30 Milan - Lazio
>Sunday 14th of April
12:30 Torino - Cagliari
15:00 Fiorentina - Bologna
15:00 Sampdoria - Genoa
15:00 Sassuolo - Parma
18:00 Chievo - Napoli
20:30 Fiorentina - Inter
>Monday 15th of April
20:30 Atalanta - Empoli
*20:30 Frosinone - Inter
fc inter miami is a fairly new team
i don't think they have fanbase yet but just like the other team in mls, inter miami fanbase will mostly be chicanos and hipsters
usually those kind of people are politically leaning to left but florida is a red state in the last election
>inter miami
???
I'm asking about Inter Milan
Can napoli realistically beat arsenal?
yes but they probably won't
nowadays, very little. At most you could argue that Milan has more zoomer fans because of the Berlusconi era (like, every milanese rap/trap guy is a milan bandwagoner). You could also try and demonstrate that Milan fans are more right-leaning than Inter, but then again, it's just the considerable percentage of retards that actually voted Berlusconi because he bought players for the club. They are the second and third most supported clubs in Italy so they both attract wide, dishomogenous demographics.
The ultras are fash for both as with 99% of major football clubs
You just know he's already in triple digits when it comes to Bolognese pusy
Arsenal is shite m8. If Mertens and Milik perform well they're absolutely capable of dismantling those overrated shitters.
>tfw no Dijks-Pussetto left side
can someone tell me what us palermo is like?
>Chiellini injured
Rip Juve Ajax will score 4
What happened?
just back from the stadium we won against fucking verona and we are in a race for serie A that it's life/death sitaution more or less because our president >Zampa is currently under house arrest
they could but there's no motivation. arsenal might need to win el for the cl spot. napoli don't give a fuck
>with Gagliardini -15 games: 12 wins 2 draws 1 loss
>without Gagliardini -15 games: 5 wins 3 draws 7 losses
makes you think
>CB pairing of Rugani and Bonucci
So that's 2 guaranteed goals for >us
Neat
Bologna is easy mode anyway
he aged badly
not everybody ages in the same way, some players are very past their prime at 31, think of most Brazilian players of this millenium
Batistuta stopped being good when he was 31-32, 2000 was his last good year (and shouldnt have gone to the 2002 world cup)
Crespo was good until he was like 33, iirc 2007 was his last good year
Why?
Muscular problem, out for Wednesday Caceres and Barzagli as well, so expect a shitfest in defense
whats the club like? plastic or good fans?
Underrated
I think this might be the reason. He even got in shape for this season and still didn't look any good. Mentally he is not there anymore
>JJust
It's basically 90% drunk students
real fans in serie B, lots of plastic big team supporters in disguise when we were great
>rugano and de scoglio likely to start against ajax
I'd honestly play DZU+emre cane at cb
How do you say ‘>le remember that one goal man’ in Italian?
I want to meme de scoglio to my friends
I rate the white pogba now
'l'autore di quel singolo gol là'
>emre can
He's out too
Good guy Candreva
>girl's parents can't afford to pay for their child elementary school cafeteria
>they feed her crackers and tuna
>he swoops in and pays for it
APOLOGIZE
Yes user reddit loves Candreva. He's right there with Salah and Messi.
Gazza opened up saying that Conte asked Inter 10 millions € to get on board, and apparently they're willing to do it
Dead brozo is a great opportunity for him, hope he doesn't break again and start delivering against big opponents
Half of the population is made of students and half of those are art thots from small towns that feel empowered by not having their angry terrone dad beating them like a rug every time they feel the urge to get some dick, bless those gentle souls (the girls wanting dick not their dads)
>provides for other people's children
>doesn't provide for his team
Clearly a part of the Icardi locker room crew
>l'uomo ti ricordi quel goal
Original sentence from the article sounds better
>Inter winger Antonio Candreva has paid for a child’s school meals after she was forced to eat tuna and crackers.
>When you go home to your children, hit them in the kidneys with a 140km/h ball, and say: "this is Candreva's ball"
user why don't you come shower with me?
Wanda has another sister?
>Forced to eat tuna and crackers
>Forced
I had worse meals
Exactly what Italian is this. is better "ricordi l'autore di quel singolo gol"
More informal "quello di quel gol là"
Schick for example is "quello del gol al Bologna"
"ti ricordi quel goal" è l'epiteto dell'uomo, come batman è l'uomo pipistrello. Il meme è >le remember that one goal man, non "do you remember the author of that one goal?"
>tsuu, can, chielini, the three best players in the comeback against athletico are injured
time for allegri's tictoc i guess
Pioli resigned
i just read it, wtf why? He still has Coppa Italia semifinal second leg
Giusto
I'M READY
it's the same old story
the Della Valle will never blame themselves for the club's shortcomings but instead they'll begin to slander either the team, the director of football or whatever manager in charge (Pioli is just the latest in a growing list, they did the same with Montella, Prandelli and Sousa)
The ABSOLUTE STATE of Rugani's slag
She has crazy eyes but she looks pretty cute m8.
MONTELLA IN
------------------------------------Szscesny
Cancelo-De Sciglio-Rugani-Bonucci-Mandzukic-Alex Sandro-Spinazzola
-----------------------------Pjanic-----------Matuidi
----------------------------------------TSU
dood that's just rugani in drag
Della Valle sent out an official note asking for respect and that he manages with the same competence that he had in the first part of the season. So basically
He told them to fuck off and resigned pretty much
She really looks like one of those dolls. And not in a good way
coked
Why do they even keep the team if they don't want to invest in it? It's not like they aren't filthy rich either. Just give it to someone who cares, Fiorentina is a decent team there might be someone who will take them
looks like one of those uncanny valley AI robots
You so silly user
Having a team is a perfect vehicle to open some doors to business. Also they want to make a shit ton of money from building a tiny city around their new stadium. It's basically Roma on a smaller scale
they are the only one who report rapes i italy, so no
>Napoli and Genoa, end of an era: the twinning between fans has broken down
>The Neapolitan Ultras announce the end of the historic bond with the Griffin fans. The decision comes after 32 years.
Dafuq happened?
Sturaro happened
Happy 32nd birthday Blaise!
>Alla base della rottura del gemellaggio tra Napoli e Genoa ci sarebbe lo striscione esposto dai genoani in favore dell’ultras Belardinelli, morto durante l’agguato degli ultrà interisti ai napoletani, il 26 dicembre scorso: “L’improvvisa e persistente solidarietà verso una tifoseria che ci ha teso un vile agguato senza nemmeno farsi carico di chiedere come stessero i ragazzi gemellati coinvolti negli scontri".
>ultras bickering like little girls over a fucking banner
the absolute state of them all
God forbid someone remembers that Napoli ultras aren't angels
>muh ciro
My opinion on Pioli seriously degraded if true
>Roma winger Stephan El Shaarawy will teach football to disabled children in order to avoid a criminal conviction. El Shaarawy was travelling back from Turin in September 2016 when he crashed his Audi A3 into a Fiat Panda. Although the Italy international escaped unhurt, a 70-year-old man was taken to hospital with whiplash injuries.
>El Shaarawy immediately paid damages to the pensioner, and he has now been ordered to teach football to disabled children in Rome for the next five months, as a form of community service. He will return to court in September, when the case should be closed once and for all.
let the memes unfold
something something El Sharaawy is disabled himself punchline funny joke
For me, it's the Alpine Frenkie de Jong
Szczesny
Cancelo, Rugani, Bonucci, Alex Sandro
Bentancur, Pjanic, Matuidi
Bernardeschi, Mandzukic, Ronaldo (?)
>no Giorgione Chiellini
"nice, he's about to make the kids even more retarded"
don't be rude to el sharaawy
Cancelo, Me, (You), Alex Sandro backline is probably better
Why is rugani so /weakmind/?
I'd be your CB partner if your in Flanders right now, Walloons need to GTFO
for me, it's Alex "What am I supposed to do with my hands?" Sandro
for me, it's Rugani trying to get up out of his seat in the back but the team refuses to wait for his slow ass and takes the picture before he gets there
Is Calabria Calabrese?
Time for Can-Bonucci-MDS backline.
>not even Can available to cover up his two defenders' fuckups
Spinny - Bonucci - Chad Rugani - Barzagli - Alessandro
Wanna see based Barzagli take care of these Ajax zoomers. It's probably his last season. Unless he goes to MLS or some small club or something.
Juve fans acting like it's not going to be a walk in the park are pretty cringey
fuck off, they raped RM without Ramos, imagine what they will do to Bonucci without Chiellini
For me, it's Cristiano "sunglasses inside a fucking airplane" Ronaldo
>chiellini out and no can for the hybrid cm-cb role
bros this aint good
He should take lessons from Di Francesco about coaching disabled people
Mi viene da piangere
The same thing Juve did to Barcelona without Busquets. A 1-0 result would be gold
>implying Allegri won't field his boy The Sciglio
Ajax' first choice rightback is suspended, so they're going to play a massive shitter called Veltman there
Also a whoooooole lot of the Ajax players are 1 yellow card away from a suspension, so they're bound to play with a bit of carefulness which the Juve players can exploit.
So it's going to be a shitfest left and right.
Nice.
Based fellow citizen of the Kingdom of the Netherlands
It'll be the Atletico-Juve we expected and didn't get
they put the club for sale 2 years ago but there was no one interested
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ajax - Juventus. The tactics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the game will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Ten Hag's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Johan Cruijff's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these VAR penalties, to realize that they're not just rigged- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike tactical masterclasses like these truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Allegri's existential catchphrase "HALMA HALMA HALMA" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sturaro's. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Khedira's somehow continueing footballing career unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, I DO have a Mathijs de Ligt tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for my teammates' wives' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
4-3
MONTELLA IN
Rev up your smiles.jpg's lads
HE'S BACK
Juve is FUCKED, if Allegri doesn't go balls deep again like against Atleti and try get as many goals as Ajax score then it's just over.
Retarded move.
He should have signed after the end of the season. The team has literally no ambition, everyone's thinking about where they'll be next season and they know they'll be dabbed on by Atalanta
You can understand it from Viola's perspective though. Now they can lay out their plans and who their manager is to the signings they might want to make in the summer and have started working on now
I meant from Montella's pov they still could have done that while some shitter was at the helm until the end of the season. Like this they'll start bitching about him in a couple of weeks. I love him and I don't want to see him treated like shit once again
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