/mlb/

she'd look really hot if the brim of that hat covered up more of her face

try harder hacker

ummm sweaty? you dont post off your smart fridge?

>he uses
lmao...!

I''m not sweaty, I'm sweeter. ^_~

you'r the sweatest centralbro

Centrobros run the genny

mlb.com/video/baez-s-solo-homer-to-center
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

You guys ever think we might really have autism

>you dont post off your smart fridge?

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/mlb/ has betrayed us for the last time

It's time for the voices of our generation to be heard

omigosh centries makin houspie seeth! :D

(＾▽＾)

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The Mariners are the best team in baseball get used to it.

houstie fans used to be in THE CENTRAL now they are fucking mad they arent in the central broship lmfao
fuck off non bros

Autistro's latest plot to destroy /mlb/, we shall not fall ofr this.

The Brewers sell out every weekend series, it's not like they don't have fans. The Cubs are 80 miles from them and they have a much larger fanbase based on their city being much larger. Also many Brewers season ticket holders sell their tickets to that series because usually those tickets are expensive, and they also hate bring around Cubs fans. I've been to those games, they're fun but a fight breaks out in the upper deck at every single one I've been to.

Houstie has gone off of the deep end and can't swim

DAMAGE CONTROL

>Selling their tickets to fans of opposing teams
Nice 'fans'.

mother of LOYAL!1...

Mother of god. Now this is loyalty

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As soon as we stop winning you guys just take the opportunity to shit on us. /mlb/ is full of fucking autistic faggots who pretend to be on our side and then when something happens makes fun of us. Fuck off.

So the autist nl centralbro cubs fan uses his phone, computer, and another device to do all the spam. Interesting

That sounds just terrible. Being so close to a Cubs fan.

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I'm sorry

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That's why /mlb/ is shit and it's time to push the reset button

Umm sweaty I root for those brewgods

Houspie sighted!

More like the brewGAYS...

Metsies fan here

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lol
>t.houspie

we won a game!

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That wasn't very nice, Houspie

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this houspie shit started over the offseason
quick rundown cubes autistbro on what this shit is

not gonna lie
kind of miss houspie's train threads

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/hou-aboard.png/type/op/

They're still around

no he just larps as other fans now
that's his technique

cusb autist here. I'm simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. There is someone that posts a screenshot explaining his 1 IP failure though which might be a better explanation.

Go Orioles!

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Houspie is an Astros fan who has an autism tic that tells him he needs to make successful OPs at any and all costs. He'll make early threads, advertise it until the bump limit, keep his new thread bumped with his own replies, and call for mod assistance if anyone deviated from his scheme.
It took a while to notice, and if he didn't get progressively more severe autism tremors about it we may have never noticed.
It's fun to deny him the pleasure of being OP, because he really, really, really wants to be OP.

virus lol no thanks
interesting
ok centralbro why is everyone houspie then

Houspie spotted!

houspie is in the thread!

well?

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i think you just described the guy who starts frothing at the mouth if a thread has the words general or edition in them

in other words, you

I'm merely an observer and humble centralbro, Houspie. I don't make threads unless we're way past the bump limit.
Please continue to hold the L.

Honey I'm not houspie :)

I found him!

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CHOO CHOO

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

the brew crew just lost to worst team in their division. is their season now over?

>Houspie when he enters the thread

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forgot to add, the total central broship record today was 7-8. Keep your head up though it's a long season and we'll get them next time.

Has anyone watched Willians Astudillo play yet this season? Is he really any good?

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my face mfw when somebody gets btfo by the broship
devilish as AF as fuck

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NL East bullpen ERA:
MIA 3.38
PHI 4.26
NYM 5.19
ATL 6.99
WAS 10.02

I love the Yankees

Based

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Did you decide that before or after you knew that they are the historically most dominant team?

Imagine waking up in your Boomer bed next to your Boomer wives separate bed in your boomer mcmansion. You get up and brush your teeth at your boomer his and her bathroom mirrors and eat your boomer breakfast. Afterwards you get in your nice boomer car paid for by your boomer buxs you earned at your boomer job where you end up going to the boomer stadium where you're paid for your knowledge on a boomer sport and the zoomies playing it have the infuriating urge to talk back to your boomer rules. Telling you that your boomer job can be replaced by zoomer computers. Telling you that the fraction of their income you're paid should just be spent on new automated tech. So you eject his zoomie ass and tell him you can do anything you want and then the zoomers are demanding you be punished for talking out of line on your boomer radio talkshow the entire drive home. Ungrateful kids.

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Sneks

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>spicswing

TIMMIES AND MONCIES WHERE YOU AT?

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>yfw the white Sox have a better record than the cubs

Also Mariners can go fuck themselves. At least we've been to a world series.

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I don't understand this image or you zoomers in general.

It's a tough schedule coming up. The Rays come to town and then we head to Yankee Stadium. If we come out of this above .500 we'll be in good shape.

Fielding isn't hard. Why don't teams ever stick an outfielder at third base if it means more run production?

>Fielding isn't hard.
stopped reading here

Hitting is easy, why doesn't everyone just hit dingers every inning

Because when you're alone, you touch yourself and your Mom is a whore.

Hitting is quite difficult, as opposed to fielding, which is very easy.

But that doesn't explain why more pitchers don't strike players out in 9 pitches every inning

Baseball is easy, i guess /hoc/ wins again

There is only one Joey Gallo.

>the braves really signed Brian McCann

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I love me some Kyle Schwarbronie!

Who?

Spoiler: Cubs lose

why is tiger woods standing behind a woman oh wait never mind

GALLIE!

Again Who?

ugh come on man ugh

If the Astros win the World Series I will eat my dick live on camera (I will get it surgically removed first).

Nope sorry no clue sorry

>before I perform the surgery I must ask why. so you want to be a woman?
>no I anonymously promised to eat my dick on camera if the Astros win, so please keep it in this pickle jar when you are done.

when a man does the sex with the women. boths minds interwoven into 1 consciousness then splits back into both partners. Personality’s and memories are restored instantly.

when a babie is born memories and emotions manifest into the newborn. And dna. but listen.

when the man does the sexy with man. both partners go to a void where only there minds exists as one. then restored back to the bodies where demons and lost souls enter the mind.

come on ugh please man

ok
Machado?

what about when a man has sex with a newborn

>mexican intellectuals

no gallie! ugh sorry for yelling i'm upset

Who?

GALLIE MOFO sorry sorry

Nope sorry

Sure it does. It explains everything that's wrong in the world today. It's all your whore mother's and bastard father's fault.

But what does that have to do with baseball?

didnt baseball try an electronic strike zone and then roger clemens smashed the shit out of it with a bat after a game one day?

Nothing, but it needed to be said.

So then why is Trout able to carry a team but Harper can't?

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I think you have that backwards.

No that sounds about right

lmao 15-8

>red cucks

Based

Where exactly has Mr Trout carried his team to besides high draft picks?

Is throwing shit at the umps the real sport behind the sport?

Good morning fellow chadre fans

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The actual baseball meta is to see how many times you can get the thicc assed foul ball girl to bend over and pick up your balls

Yes today feels like a good day for baseball

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Happy baseball day!

Nice of you to join us in the real thread houspie

>houspie
i see

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These ladies have 1 heck of a hand shake

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That's how the Cubs do it.

Why doesn't the best player lead off? Don't we want the best player to get the most PAs?

That’s what the guys who play the game on paper will tell you

Uncalled for.

I see that we've solved the mystery of why you're not an mlb manager.

Because I don't change pitchers every at bat?

Now that the Cubs are officially out of that funk, what affect did it have on their final win total projections? -1.5?

Could a Nigerian baseball team with Demi Orimoloye and Louis Okoye beat a South African national team with the likes of Gift Ngoepe and Kieran Lovegrove and qualify for the next Olympics?

They're still gonna finish last, the projections were right

Good morning, shitheads

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No, idiot. Read fangraphs for once in your life.

Sorry sorry I was just venting I didn't mean to hit post

>4 /mlb/ threads
>two say general
This thread autism is starting to get old.

Phillies!

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I guess the cubs aren't going 0-162, /mlb/ was wrong as usual

Who is on the right?

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Pedo!!

kawaii gamethread! O's and the Bronx Bombers

Love me some Joey Gallie.

lol, this peter popper prefers boys

>the Cubs are dead last in attendance
LMAO LIFELONGS

Who?

Ok dubs chooses who i bandwagon in the NL

Go back to the discord

Who /the show/ here?

I finished conquest. What’s more beneficial.
>moments
>March to October

I want to build a better squad before online play

My son plays that game. I limit him to a half hour because it kills brain cells.

oh ya i own ya
and i just pwned ya
put you in a seeth
one you wouldnt even believe
walk up to the plate
crush a dinger
all ya fools just got schooled

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That didn't answer my question. also that was lame

>having a son and still using the Yea Forums

you can never leave

Mest

good job dad

Oh seeth!

No

Nats desu senpai

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BrewGODS

Phighties gonna give the Twins a Gentleman's sweep

Is Sunday afternoon drinking a good idea?

my first year watching mlb
is there supposed to be this many home runs?

No, the balls and players are juiced

Yes. If it wasn't meant to be, it wouldn't happen.

Just wait til the postseason. It's usually juiced in the NL

poor ben

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MLB home runs totals over the last decade:
2018: 5,585
2017: 6,105
2016: 5,610
2015: 4,909
2014: 4,186
2013: 4,661
2012: 4,934
2011: 4,552
2010: 4,613
2009: 5,042

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Fuck the NL, bandwagon an AL team. DH should be universal.

Another lead off dinger for Max Kepler today

Instead of just a DH, there should be offensive and defensive teams like in football.

What about special teams?

I miss turner field

>barves

woo tie game in atlanta

The Cubs

Cubs @ Boors
And it's a rubber match

>cubs
>not barebacking

>marlels

Mariners at White Sox

>Not wearing protection when dealing with the STD infested of Wisconsin

I am sure I am the only one watching this but marlins got out of that? what?

I just finished reading MONEYBALL, lads. Who else has read it? I blasted through it in a week. I really liked how the author would give detailed backgrounds on all of the key players and how important plate appearances had the hitters insights.

Are the marlins usually this comically bad? Never seen them play before

yeah it feels like it.

Jeter

Is Carlos Santana /our guy/

The official /spa/ anime of the season started

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what about jeter

Me. It was an entertaining and informative read.

There were a lot players mentioned during the drafting sequence that I never heard of because they didn't really pan out, so I was going back and forth from the book to baseball reference. I love team building.

The current ideal way tries to maximize base runners. Your leadoff can be your best player when everything is considered, think Rickey Henderson.

Benches just cleared between reds and pirates. Archer threw behind Dietrich because he admired his home run. Thoughts? Doesn't Archer dance and celebrate most strikeouts?

Redpill me on Recker please.

Mix aired yesterday.

The chapter on bill James and his mathematician buddies trying to get into front offices was the best. It wasn't really in the movie though

Did Puig crazy horse charge anyone?

Yes, and?

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>Pirates throwing at people again

It's amazing they don't get into 20 brawls a year.

How was the first episode? I haven't caught any of the spring shows yet

welp the marlins are losing again

yes

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Classic Puig

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That was certainly interesting. There was that company formed by the two stock exchange guys that the A's used for a couple years then just straight up copied. Kinda shady. Then when it wasn't expected at all there was the guy created the equation on independent pitching.

I love Max. No homo though

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God bless citizens bank park

So, Is there any defending Archer in this situation? Should batters do what they want if pitchers can dance and fist pump strikeouts?

Give the pitcher a 50 game ban for being an unwritten rules retard then give everyone else involved in the brawl a $10k bonus for doing their best to show the pitcher he’s a retard

no the unwritten rules are fucking retarded.

so are we getting >!spn bitching about how this is racism

Zach Eflin is winning the Cy Young

post American Snacks. Here's a Philadelphia Donut Burger

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About 5 min ago on ESPN radio they were talking about Nipsey Hussle because sports

99% of the time yes. The 1% is when it's flat out overboard, like admiring it for 10+ seconds, then doing a 1 minute trot. Thoughts?

I might be too old for being cool but was he even a good rapper?

So whats the best way to watch a sucky team?

If you style on a pitcher you can walk around the bases for all I care

Eh, the unwritten rules need to end. As long as nobody is getting physically hurt, people should do what they want.

That is painful to look at.

are the cubes actually bad this year?

I literally never heard his name once until he got shot.

As for your second question, obtain alcohol.

As someone who watched back to back 100 loss seasons, you just have to take joy from occasionally being able to kick the big dog in the nuts. Also, there's a certain calm in knowing that they're just going to be terrible. "They lost. Meh. So the fuck what? They're supposed to lose."

The hype isn't because of his rapping ability. He had a huge following but his legacy was more about what he was doing. He was legit doing some really amazing things within the Los Angeles community. He has multiple non profits in the form education, outreach and improving the lives of his community. His businesses all give back. He was gonna be meeting with LAPD this past week to discuss joint city-business ventures that both the city and the Mayor were on board with that would have created more opportunity for those within the community. I'm personally not huge on his rap but it was his true dedication to his community that left a huge hole.

I guess this is what I might do. Somehow I am just going to have them on in the background for now until I stop caring, which at this point might be in Late may.

I am trying to stay healthy and the marlins are not worth drinking too.

Prospect questions:
Is Cease imminent? I heard about an extension.
Are Collins or Savala up by August? I figure they have to deal Castillo or McCann.
What happened to Burdi after his surgery? He was MLB ready before it.
Are people still high on Hansen and Stephens?
When could we see Robert, Basabe, Madrigal, Rutherford, and Adolfo?

This. The dude used his rapping career as a vehicle to give back. That was his true calling.

Sorry for burdening you guys with who sux nonsense. Meant to post this in the game thread.

That's an amazing picture. I miss the madman.

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His only and biggest mistake was having his business in his area. If he didn't say anything to the dude and gave him a nice talk then he would been alive right now.

Sad, just sad.

I mean, personally I think the dude who shot him took it overboard. They had a disagreement and there were some confrontations but you don't come back and kill anyone over it. Thats taking it too far by any standard. Absolutely wild.

God damn it. Dexter Fowler is awful. Just cut him already

dietie makin ya seeth, archer?

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Dietrich was the alpha
Yelich was the beta on those marlins teams

CURTIS FUCKING GRANDERSON

Let's Go Dietie *clap clap, clap clap clap*

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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He's got the homers
He's got the seeth
Dietrich's the best in the National League

Nipsey called him a "snitch" personally told him to leave the area. So yeah it definitely overboard and just crazy to see it end the worse way imaginable.

I appreciate your dedication but why make this post every day when they won't even break 500?

>hector neris

oh no

>neris
scared.jpg

Unwritten rules discussion? Unwritten rules discussion.

Should a batter be allowed to admire a long home run?

>Should a batter be allowed to admire a long home run?
Yes.

Yes, players should do what they want as long as nobody is getting hurt, this is god damn entertainment. A batter moonwalk a home run trot for all I care.

TYBP for making that game watchable.

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yes. in every other sport you dont fear an answer back. If you dont want a celebration then dont let them hit a homer.

>marlels about to lose yet again

>Marlins catcher single-handedly blowing the game

lel

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My tigeys are 7-3 and there’s nothing you can fucking do about it

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Just something I want to do I guess

PHILLIES WIN

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phillies bullpen other than neshek makes me clench my butthole

Absolutely

I think there's some reasonable leeway, but wasting time or showing blatant disrespect for anyone in the ballpark should still be over the line

Bat flip, pump your arms, point at your own dugout, and scream all you want, but run the bases and don't mock the pitcher

>1-2-3 inning

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>heat, marlins, and dolphins all suck

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only 7 wins
already 3 losses

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Braves Win!

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PHILLIES

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and I'm guessing that's the only time it's clenched and not full of man meat

>having more wins than losses

fucking plebs

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>bavres

>bavres

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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another curly W

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Burt Reynolds looked like skeevy old man even in his 1970s mustache era but as a young man his aesthetics were out of this world

no homo

Yes and the pitcher should be allowed to bean him on his next AB.

same, although weirdly enough you can probably add Morgan to that list as well. he's been... good? i still can't get over that.

Zach Eflin's numbers are fucking sexy so far tho

M/a/rlins

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I can appreciate that

You misspelled Barves

Godammit Anthopoulos just sign Kimbrel already

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I

FUCKING

HATE

BEING

A

WHITE

SOX

FAN

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apologize

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What happened now?
>9-2 in the 4th inning

Wow whos

gay

Swanson looking like a #1 pick

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WWWWIndians!!!!

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said it earlier this season but Swanson is going to be the most improved player in Baseball this year, we saw it towards the end of last season and he's continued progressing into this season, combine elite defense and him fixing his issues at the plate makes him one of the better SSs in the game

>burt reynolds
I hope you are just trolling

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>Sarah Langs

Verified account

@SlangsOnSports
11m11 minutes ago
More
Chris Davis now up to 0-44 dating to last season.

Longest 0-fer by a position player in MLB history is 0-46 by Eugenio Velez in 2010-11.

based so.y poster

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Member the Yankees started out shit in April? Yeah I member how that turned out post April

Don’t the orioles have to pay him until 2037 or some shit?

No I didnt.

>19 minutes later
Made you double-check though didn't I

>tripfag
>can't greentext
>can't copy/paste
oof

I was away from the computer. no you didnt make me check

Cringe
Based

>user
>doesn’t have the tripfags filtered
are you actually retarded?

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But they did it all for the Cuban fanbase tho!

if i do that, how would i call them fags?

/hoc/ here so when does baseball get good?

the mariners are fucking up era's everywhere

>@gabekapler- if (Eflin)he’s pitching like he’s pitching right now it would mean we would have three potential cy young award winners.

gabe
no
don't do this

all during the nhl playoffs

lma0

One day you will learn that ignoring tripfags is the true path

hehehehe

twitter.com/Marlins/status/1114981793990623238

can braves fans explain this tiger woods responses?

>Bases loaded
>no outs
*Trouts walk up song starts playing*

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Like your local Atlanta resident, Tiger Woods is subhuman garbage

easiest out of the game. He's anti clutch

You can only respond to this post if your team is in first place

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>being this mad

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haha time to take this derailed train to philly

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>Mad
>at a third place team in a 3rd rate city
lmao

It's 11-2 now in the 5th

Trout is the Driver of baseball

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Any oldfags in here?

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>implying things wont change a hundred times before it's over

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there's always one constant. And that's that the Braves are losers, and have always been losers

Pete Alonso is really truly very good at baseball

>he's still this mad

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He's right tho the braves are losers

OFFICIAL GREATEST DYNASTY POWER RANKINGS IN THE NON PATHETIC MEME ERA)
1. 1991-2005 Braves (1-4)
2. 1996-2003 Yankees (4-2)
3. 2010-2014 Giants (3-0)
4. 1988-1990 Athletics (1-2)
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9001. lillies lel

>sit on the crapper after a bad meal
>spray coat the inside of the bowl a deep rich colombian coffee colour (extra u added to be classy)
>spend half an hour doing this
>clean up with copious paper and buttwipes
>sit back down in front of /mlb/
>stomach rumbles as rectum gets free refills on bubbling fecal matter
I'm going to associate this moment with /mlb/ in my memory banks, and fuck you all for that

Bright side is you are going up against Velasquez tomorrow.

this is true

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>bavres

So which mlb team is the esport team of mlb? *dab*

>bavres

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Is Hader the realest nigga in mlb?

>Bavres

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the white sox are a tough nut to crack

I am still super salty about this.

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>>Bavres

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Retard alert

>2015
>old

Two hit Whit has a 28 game hitting streak btw

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>bavres

>cusb

>oh no cubbies oh no yikes! KEK!

#blessed brother

CUSBB

SOX STILL THE BEST TEAM IN CHICAGO

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>you

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Anyone else laughing at Boston

please stop I can't handle this banter sir

oh you can die now asshole

ok satan

Holy based

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I got trippie sixies!

Digits is how many games CUSB lose this year!!!

Just barely 80 wins

omigosh D:

You may only respond to this post if your team is .800 or above.
Not so fast everyone but Mariners and Broors fans.
Will welcome the doyers later tonight.

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>walk off walk
>celebrate like you won the pennant
jfc stros act like you've been there before

Tim Anderson > Carlos Correa

Astros win, gg A's

I caall them the Asstros

I guess when they do win the pennant they need to do something special

>pathetics

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Go Stros. What a weird fucking win though.

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Next games are gonna be rough, Stinkees are in town

FUCK YEAH MARINERS
The power surge continues!

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waiting for the backlash for the A's throwing shit at the ump post game because they were pissed about 1 pitch against springer that was called a ball

I am become death, destroyer of worlds

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Autistro appears to be in a full seeth after a win

Why would you seethe after a win? I guess if you're a cubs fan knowing you have no bullpen

Why do Houston fans cry after winning?

The same reason rangers fans get angry after losing

Keep swinging Autistro, you'll hit it eventually

We aren't 162-0. I guess we aren't winning

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>mest

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Is Tim Anderson an all star this year?

I killed Inspector Godgers.

Your welcome /mlb/

Happy Birthday Adrian Beltre!
Here he is in a JCPenney commercial where no one knows who he is.
youtube.com/watch?v=lIZyD-rqZ2o

Is this moe?

tankb owl

tankathon.com/mlb

With the early lead, it's the resd. Their offseason moves have not been enough from looking like another last place season. Great start for the tankb owl
Red Sox temporarily sitting in the 2 slot, with >cusb third
Roylels and Blow Gays lurking inside the top 10
Orange ducks are just beginning their tank, should soon be in the top 10

Who was in the wrong here

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>walk off walk
I've never seen that happen, the absolute state of the athletics lmao

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don't know, but that's a great photo

I turned on MLBN in time to see a Mike Trout HR live and it was the highlight of my weekend.

>putting betts in but not pinch hitting him
absolute state of alex cora

hate seeing my central bros fight like this

>>walk off walk
>I've never seen that happen
first year watching baseball?

That happens like 5 times a year. Even walk off balks aren't uncommon.

Mike Trout owns the rangers

"I drive"

~Mike Trout

MARINERS

Mike Trout is the GOAT no question. Induct him into the HOF now and let him restart his career so the second half of his career can get inducted as well.

Archer for getting butthurt over a beautifully hit homerun. He started the whole thing.

AL MVP: Mike Trout
AL Cy Young: Gerrit Cole
AL ROY: Vladito

NL MVP: Christian Yelich
NL Cy Young: Jacob deGrom
NL ROY: Pete Alonso

>

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trouty make ya seeth?

Trout makes Gallie seeth

Say it ain't so? Inspector where are you?

>mest

Mike trout chokes in the postseason

>anglels
>playoffs

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>sorry sir I'm going to have to escort you out of here
>nooooo D:

,,Sir I'm taking you to the free beers if you like it or not!``

>rags
LOL

oh fuck off

Sorry I was going for a joke but it may have been in poor taste

I don't get it

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no I'm sorry, I shouldn't have overreacted

now kiss you fucking fags

This giga nigga is an owl

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We can only strive to be better

imagine being a cusb fan must suck

My Jays are really really good at not hitting the ball right now

Hey, I'm glad we were able to hash things out. We've proved that cooler heads prevail
fuck this guy

>t. newfag

No fuck you

This is an outrage

sorry...

based retard

>1-8
>pimping a 2nd inning HR

Explain Tiger Wood meme?

Damn Wisconsin fascists can't let a guy enjoy his $15 beer in peace.

Imagine waking up in your Boomer bed next to your Boomer wives separate bed in your boomer mcmansion. You get up and brush your teeth at your boomer his and her bathroom mirrors and eat your boomer breakfast. Afterwards you get in your nice boomer car paid for by your boomer buxs you earned at your boomer job where you end up going to the boomer stadium where you're paid for your knowledge on a boomer sport and the zoomies playing it have the infuriating urge to talk back to your boomer rules. Telling you that your boomer job can be replaced by zoomer computers. Telling you that the fraction of their income you're paid should just be spent on new automated tech. So you eject his zoomie ass and tell him you can do anything you want and then the zoomers are demanding you be punished for talking out of line on your boomer radio talkshow the entire drive home.

Sure

Smells like samefag in here. I'm out, homies, time to fap to some south American chicanos

I am livid!

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me

My farts smell like Milwaukee's Best

No they don't otherwise you wouldn't be here Loser

You assholes can find me in the comment section of EXXXtreme Black Booty 8

>Puig in the center of a brawl again
Deport this driftwood faggot back back to his commie island already

I'm the one that posted "GOD DAMN !!!!!"

How do we get mlb back to how based it was in 2014 and 2015.

I can't believe /mlb/ is dead. Shame

Rangeban the IPs of all NL posters and AL Central posters

We need more than an inspector.... we need a coroner

/mlb/ has officially died..

How is nig born in Cuba? Thought Cuba was white.

>Rangeban Al central posters
Surely you mean all but our based royals who helped make mlb based in those years

FUCK OFF COASTIE

where is inspector godgers?

>thread gets archived
The only real races that people can post about are in the NL

I killed Godgers. I own /mlb/ now

>on season baseball general is worse than NFLs off-season general

What happened to this thread remember the good times like when we took down dg

Try again scumbag.

No.... It can't be....... your dead.

>Puig verses the entire Pirate line up
I'm going to be fascinating if he tries anything with the Cubs.

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Sometimes you have to lurk in the shadows to make progress... heh. Tool

#blessed

But you don't do anything.

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oh no

God bless you Inspector

Not to you anymore, emoji man. Since you are no longer worthy of being on my list. Now get out of my sight.

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Cubs get out

emoji man in an utter seeth!

I haven't been to a super bowl in 9 years i need more gay men to carry me

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

is it our years, cards bros?

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short answer: no

Hello I'm fat and losing like 1.5 inches of my cock I don't have to just due to fat stored around my dick. What's the best way to lose weight. Diet and exercise sure but where can I find a routine garuanteed for me to lose weight if I tried it. Thanks /fit/

Wrong board. Also ask godgers he knows a thing about cocks

eat less than 1800 calories a day. get a dog and take it out for an hour long walk every day. you will lose weight fast.
Literally what I did and I went from 215 to 200 in 6 weeks.

This better be the OP for the next thread

no u

who?

My time has ended... Banquished by the world renowned inspector. Those who burn the brightest are doomed to fail.
Please save us Inspector

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Tl;dr

This better not be Godgers

>t. cusb fan

hey houspie... i dont feel like making the next thread, get on it and do my bidding like the service mutt you are

Just eat less. It's takes discipline. I went from 300 to 240 and then gained back some. But I work out a lot so I dunno. Well anyway, now I'm gaining back some again so I'm back on my diet again. Anyway you can just eat less and it'll work. 3 meals 1 day

Bajp?

no... no one can kill the emoji man, GODGERS how did you do it?

Sorry I haven't checked in all day, guys. I was at the Bank for my first game of the season. What did I miss?

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Gym with a power room. Bench squat and deadlift 3 times a week and vanity muscles on your off days.

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Add some sort of rows

Do everything every day lazy

An inspector never reveals his secrets

How I've longed to see this post. Glad to see the change of heart emoji man. The hunt was truly one for the ages.

How long until I can all myself to believe the M's are real so I can be disappointed a few weeks later?

Pro tip from a big time gym rat. Bench presses 2x per week. B sure to drink choc milk after / steak / red meat protiens. Take it from me.

Inspector Godgers is the emoji man. Don't believe his lies

Does planet fitness have a power room

when they are in the playoffs so never

No. They don't allow power lifts.

Stop

Choo Choo Motherfuckers

well if the season ended today...

Free pizza, though.

Captcha is aggressive today

>Only one more game on tonight
Why Manfred?

When the fuck did Puig go to the Reds

>fielding isn't hard

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Because nothing could top Puig verses the Reds.

How many more benches clearing brawls will we have?

>Rays in first place
>Best pitching in the league
>Red Sox sucking balls

Is it our year?

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Who will make the best next?
I will be the judge

Give it 3 more posts

It would be nice to see the Ray's win. I don't think the Yankees and Red Sox will be this shit all season tho.

Wp, Trout.

Now on to Arizona.

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I want it NOW

sorry sir

Better not make the thread early........ but you will anyways

Slightly early because this is the best image of the year so far.

This is insanity

get on it already houspie lmaooooo do my bidding!

Still plenty of games left rags bro

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HOW DID HE KNOW!?

jokes on you i didn't make the thread

The joke unfortunately is on all of us

Damn strait.

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hmm

>right fielder on the hot corner

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You saying you're looking for a rematch?

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Fuck. Meant to reply to

Imagine OP demanding that everyone go to his late thread instead of the one that already exists