>Friday
Whitecraps (0) vs LAGs (2)
>Saturday
NYShitty (0) vs limp act (0)
Dorondo (2) vs Dumpster Fire (2)
DC Poonited (0) vs Laffs (4)
Drinks (1) vs Da LOONS (2)
Borelando City (4) vs Crapids (3)
DOOP (2) vs CF Sallad (1)
Columbus Who (1) vs Resv (0)
Earthquacks (3) vs Timburrs (0)
Flounders (1) vs Fake Salt Lake (0)
>Sunday
FC Cincinnati vs Sporting KC, 3pm
>uslsoccer.com
>nwslsoccer.com
>a-league.com.au
Other urls found in this thread:
twitter.com
twitter.com
miami.cbslocal.com
ussoccer.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
youtu.be
youtube.com
youtube.com
sports.yahoo.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
>LAGs, LAFFs, and Quacks win
>Sacramento win
>OC win
>Fresno draw despite refball
>LAGs Dos win
>Phoenix can't win even with refball
>Reno lose
>Portland lose
>Tucson lose
>Las Vegas lose
know your place
hmmmmmmm
>tfwrevsfan
;_;
Better I guess.
>tfw so rich that you've totally lost touch with social obligations and have become impervious to peer pressure
A-League is literally going to collapse this year
0 fans at CCM game, you can hear the players chatting
Fuck, you aren't kidding. Thought it was just the kiwi team that was going to stop playing.
Expansion for 11 teams next season. A 3rd Melbourne team shall enter in the A-League.
Wake me up when Darwin gets an expansion. Should be around the time AFC Anchorage starts up too.
Pop in that shoulder and walk it off.
anyone have a webm of the NYCFC "field" coming up like a shitty carpet?
Heh
APOLOGIZE
here you go, don't say I never do anything for you.
Posting in the real thread.
>kansas shitty
where did the flyover fans go after that dicking they received?
Into the corn fields
You now remember Gedion Zelalem lol
>espn
>showing commercials while fixing broadcast issues mid-game
Clever but also awful
>espn will have all mlels matches in a couple years
so it wasn't all the fault of this pirate stream i am using right?
>5-0
JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ
Robben to TFC, apparently?
ESPN+ is unironically pretty great, like 5 bucks a month and you get almost every mls game and a whole bunch of other sports
Nothing like putting a random mls game on your phone while you’re ducking around doing something else
You all should buy ESPN+
I have it and it works great on my laptop, but it doesn't work at all on the app on my phone. It pisses me off.
Every Open Cup game is on espn+ too instead half of them on a iffy stream
S N E K
N
E
K
low effort tifo, for a low effort team
Looks good to me
>basedlando
Nah that’s pretty fucking creative. It’s actually kinda artsy and says a lot.
we'll always have MLS, lads.
disgusting
an one one was even there to see it
me on the right
shit i wanted to say that
>English giants Manchester United were in town last night to scout Luciano Acosta.
Love you, user
How was your weekend, lads?
He mad
Pretty fucking based
What happened to Murillo? He's usually elite.
Sound, very sound. Could not have been any sounder
>page 7
what? not possible
*is adequate near you*
Could he fix fatlanta?
this is your actual crest though
never heard of you
Could he fix his bald head?
>see /ligamx/
>spanish thots everywhere
Why is /mls/ so thotless, user
I was disappointed because I only scored once.
>mfw mid-week games this week
No thots, only nina turtlesess
you must be deaf, dumb, and blind then.
dc and montreal with only 3 days rest, who schedules this shit?
I'd really like to lick her foot, not gonna lie
Dont do that
>tfw no NWSL QT GF TBQH
>still no NWSL team in California
Why not
it's very difficult to find MLS that's, they don't post selfies and there's a taboo against taking photos of large assed strangers
on the one hand, decency is the defining difference between Mexicans and Americans, so I'm glad we are more civilized. on the other hand, thots are great
Why is that guy dressed like a traffic light
>MLS that's
whats the NWSL expansion fee? Gotta be in the low five figures. We could technically kickstart it.
Seattle brought back their USL mascot
wew
anyone check in on Cincy?
Don't look now but as things stand they would play DOOP in the first round of the MLSc Up
jesuschristhowhorrifying
>yfw da loons win dac up
>loons
>winning
don't like it
>brazil
>love them minnesotans
I didn't know Brazilia had hipster faggots
Well I do.
no one lives in Brazilia and Brazil has a lot of hipsters
All hipster means nowadays is millennial.
>Columbus has a 10k attendance on Saturday
Remind me again why we wanted to save them?
Moby Lick from Street Sharks has fallen on some hard times.
still more than the combined attendance of the New York teams
and yet we don't hear you cucks complain about that
R E D T A R P S
E
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absolutely based LAFC going to have some insane away support in champions league matches next season
>RED TARPS
>RE D TARPS
>RE TARPS
>RE TARDS
>RETARDS
A foot of snow by Thursday in Minnesota. Praying that the storm is delayed and we have another Snowpener.
Reminder that the Madison Mingos are /ourguys/
>twitter.com
no you're just making shit up
ANCHORAGE WHEN
shortly after pro/rel gets implemented
2027, apparently
>pink sheets
shhhhhhh
>tfw analyzing the tactical mastery of Bob Bradley vs Ben Olsen
would US soccer be improved if we banned white bois from playing?
i think so
All my cum when the pro/rel revolution comes, I'll be there at SUM/MLS HQ stringing up Garber at Generalissimo Ted and Commandant Fast's orders.
No, but there should be a wh*toid filter where you can only play on the national team if you're in Europe playing for your senior team like Pulisic and Horvath. Wh*toids are too /weak mind/ed to be able to push themselves in MLS due to Garber shilling for them for doing anything from a basic pass to a simple cross with "sick" zoomer dubstep music edited over it.
DRAG THEY ASS ERIC
Imagine a world without AYSO or college soccer.
Wtf is up with soiboys and this creepy ass gaping Hope Solo hole of a smile?
Totally right, fucking pathetic displays in jew york.
>tfw triggered by all the liberal progressive thought going on in /mls/
>liberal progressive thought
Disgusting blue team member. Go canvas for beto or someshit.
Why is Whinalda so cringey?
If everybody thinks Ignacio Piatti is underrated, is he still underrated?
Yeah
yeah, just like Valeri
cry more shill
in this general we respect local soccer
what the hell kind of infographic is that
absolutely disgusting
>white_people.webm
an Official MLSsoccer.com one
No, it's not from the majorleaguesoccersoccer website, I don't think
well at least an MLS-affiliated production
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
who the fuck is that tool in the middle of the picture
>red bulls
>new york city
For me, it's Cincinnat
I
LOONS
>midweek games
BASED
kek
>tfw nobody beleebed in us
>live in Ohio
>your best teams are the Buckeyes, the Crew, and the FC's
Kek
relative to their leagues, Blue Jackets > FCs
MLSbros redpill me on Damir Kreilach.
imagine if we were actually good at soccer, and didnt dread facing actual competition in CCL
just imagine
RSL has played him at basically every position except keeper. He's actually a passable center forward in MLS, go figure.
Who exactly is "we"?
us
you, customer scum
Inter Miami CF Stadium News
miami.cbslocal.com
hi fernando you faggot
looks like a giant piece of sushi
>release new stadium pics while you dont even have one to use right now
>Miami Beckham LLC has posted a teaser video on Twitter of what their new soccer stadium would look like if all goes as planned to build it in Miami
>if
:)
Memes-reddit
quality discussion-Yea Forums
Hey, does anyone have the compilation of the 2017 Gold Cup? I swear there was one
I have this. I have no idea if it was ever finished.
yeah that was all i could find too looking at the archives.
another piece of lost media.
speaking of that, someone have the completed version of this one? only ever saved the in-progress made by the flyover wizard bandwagoner joao. couple seasons back.
Reminder there is a game later tonight.
>you will never take the elite 10 billion dollar Bakersfield to Merced train to watch a midweek away game in the California Premier League
>tfw there will never be a California Socialist Republic that bans all cars, landlords, and transplants
that stupid HSR would have been a good thing, but now we get to first transfer from amtrak to cowtown A to make it all the way to cowtown B in record time
naw but i can take a train NOW from the home of the Galaxy to the home of the Timbers or Sounders, so basically suck it.
just takes 30 something hours one way.
by the by, it is a scenic route. if you aren't in a rush i would recommend taking it if you haven't before.
why would I want to be in bakersfield or merced
>implying there will be CaliPL teams anywhere other than LA and the Bay Area
fuck off, leaf
>CaliPL
that is CPL to you. and no, cowtowns will and shall get teams, as well as more teams in LA and SF.
personally will bandwagon the Weed, CA team.
Is there a game happening or something?
Here
Reminder that Montreal isn't real and DC is populated by demons
Montreal is a pretty cool place to visit. I've been there a few times. DC is absolutely not a real place though.
assuming your image was meant to imply "flyover" status, why does the pictured airplane appear to be only hundreds of feet above ground?
at this altitude, the plane would either be originating or landing in said locale.
it's skimming the ground to harass the pathetic lumpen villagers who populate the flat lands
DC commentators are good. I don't know why I like them. Less self-referential?
It's flying low so the passengers can give those hicks the bird
ITSINTHENET OHHHH ITSINTHENET
>seamen slurping
you know how china just fuckin builds new cities and dumps the rural and suburban retards in them
we're gonna do that in this country, but for some reason the new city will be "Merced 2.0"
this semen slurping league is NOT for me
Theretofore, will only be watching USL, NPSL, and NWSL henceforth
Is that not what the last century has been like? Of course not in the concentrated timeframe, with the authoritarian central gov't, or in the scale a billion fucking people affords you.
But it has the American twist of supplying and propping up dictatorships around the world, getting the diaspora from those places and then acting surprised when they stay/keep coming.
But if El Presidente Bernardo tells me to start digging in the san joaquin valley for the foundations of merced 2.0, I'll get on the first bus headed there.
>tfw no job and MLS doesn't satisfy you anymore
"It wasn't our night."
He not teaching his Monopolies and Making Money for your Friends econ class this semester?
That’s me with the almost empty bottle.
Literally who?
nice
the other Mewis sister
Kristie got all the looks, Sam got all the personality tbqh imo
Western League/ Eastern League split when????
based
>sac
>in MLS ever
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
At 34, then we can have MLS1 and the leastern conference separate.
Eventually the league will want more than 30. Soccer is a sport where you can get away with that. They'll keep going past it. Who knows, maybe it'll end up being like college eventually, where there's like a hundred teams?
>the US
>sustaining a hundred top-tier soccer teams
Not going to happen anytime soon
>implying the stadium will look anything like that
lmao
*continues to wait*
St. Louis and Sacramento are getting admitted as 28/29 more or less simultaneously this spring, setting up an insane scramble for that final 30th spot
Get your popcorn ready
we need a new one of these, SAC ain't ever happening, and the Crew have been saved.
>St. Louis and Sacramento are getting admitted as 28/29
>sac2mls
Fuck, there goes my cowtown bullying.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
we'll get that spot someday, no bully
who's "we"?
>MLS
>top tier soccer teams
*thinking emoji*
based krauts buying our kids
>lags
What did he mean by this?
that he's cold but also he doesn't know what Netflix and Chill means
Except when will they stop? In the last round of expansion, twelve teams applied for two spots. Now these aren't bids like Rochester or Cleveland had in the early 2000s, these are genuine ones that, if they had the stadiums and support of Cincinnati, could play in MLS. Cities will keep wanting teams.
more cities will always want teams, the NHL has been at 30 forever and teams jumped on that expansion bandwagon quick, too.
Eventually these leagues will get too big and they WILL have to split into lower tiers, but the current owners don't want to take a pay cut. If they ever want to expand beyond 30-32, they'll have to.
I trust soccer will lead the way.
American Samoa
Kei is a good guy
Is there anything more Reddit than /mls/?
Yeah, just about every other general on this board.
/pol/
No one can convince me that USL isn't based
/mls/ is objectively the most reddit general on Yea Forums
that being said, it's still not nearly as bad as reddit
Have you ever been to /hoc/ or /nba/? Or even /nfl/, where tripfriends run rampant.
This general gets half its news from reddit, and a good chink of its content too
chunk*
Aside from the occasional memes, mostly from Las Vegas, that league is objectively shit. Minor league baseball fields and MLS2 teams, no thanks. Orlando and Cincy were the only good things to come out of there.
Should be a bigger deal desu.
But orlando sucks
>cowtowns
Coward
Also not so many places you can get mlels news from in the first place.
>a good chink
>free fucking cowbell
Fucking based, shitty mls teams aren't even trying.
*clang* *clang* *clang*
*mooing sounds*
CAWM ON EL TREE, SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
Um, excuse me, no, USL is ELITE.
Based and redpilled
Austin Bold =/= El Tree
There is nothing more reddit than using a name and trip code. /mls/ does not have anywhere near the most trips out of all the generals, and therefore /mls/ is nowhere near the most reddit general.
what the fuck is reddit?
shut the fuck up pinche gringos no one cares lmao
There used to be many, think they all died waiting for the resv/redbulls/cd sallaD to win any trophy of note.
Mexico, Canada
Costa Rica, Nicaragua
Jamaica, Curacao
USA, Trinidad
Group C is absolutely killer tbqh
well we're fucked
SQF is the only one that's still here for the most part and even he isn't around much any more
>you now remember BTR would stream every game
>in support of local 4H chapter
comfy af
>t. flyover that went to 4H fairs as a kid
>On Tuesday, the Sacramento City Council unanimously approved the term sheet for construction of a new soccer stadium at The Railyards pending the award of an expansion franchise from MLS
SOON
O
O
N
>T&T
Anything less than a 3 goal margin of victory is unacceptable
They must pay
Holy shit CanPL starts in two and a half weeks
easy top of the group
>how do you do, fellow kids?
never realized this team was owned by a racetrack
based
why are those shots always so fucking grainy?
Come shitpost with us about CONCACAF Champions League, lads:
*dabs*
you now remember memefc dropping 5 thousand big ones on the field.
Based
We ready
You try taking a still of a video
NO NO NO
IT CAN'T BE HAPPENING
this gif summarizes ManU's summer rebuilding strategy
ole's at the wheel, MLS pacey sudacas in the trunk
loadsamoney united: loads
youtube.com
Orlando and Cincy aren't even that good
and yes, it's lame when it's 2 team vs 2 team, but otherwise, you're missing out on some hella comfy soccer
twitter.com
reminder that nyc metro has 3 hockey teams with fun fanbases and 2 broken husk corporate shill mls teams
wait, is it going to be at the fair or are they moving?
it's at your mom's house
>a team is happening soon!
now, you approved a stadium that'll get built IF you get awarded a team.
Which won't happen, because Galaxy, LAFC, Earthquakes, and whatever USL teams are lurking about
HOW DO >we TAKE SOCCER BACK?
we kill the Batman
stop being a customer and start being a customer
Support Your Local Team
best response
tryharder
Support
Your
Local
Team
its still at papa murphys but presumably if they get the expansion theyll move it to the railyards by the train station
>whatever USL teams are lurking about
you mean like the team in sacramento?
never heard of them, are they any good?
unironically the best soccer team in northern california
currently*
Not an accomplishment until the Weed Wanderers take the field.
look me in the eyes and tell me the quacks are good atm
How about these guys? Got 2nd overall both naslel seasons, won the prestigious soccerb owl, and then folded all in their first year. The league getting killed by Garber's dogs is besides the point, as far as I am concerned that's a perfect record.
>NASL
Found the SUM sockpuppet poster.
How many American Outlaws® Reward Points does each post get you?
>NASL
this is what happens when you let tech bros who don't know anything about sports start up a team
TRIANGLES
DONT SAY YOU WERENT WARNED
>naslel
lol this fucking meme league, I swear
OH SHIT
Gary Kleiban is *the* Gary Kleiban?
the pro/rel Twitter guy?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought he was just an autistic dude who really liked talking about The Kids, I didn't realize he was an agent, lmao MLS got fucking cucked, based Kleibans Bros taking down MLS from the inside
>you only think you know
Say wut
>281
based
Sam Skjeleton is trying to deep state take down King Keliban, poothetic shill that he is
MLS called this one in
>just a bunch of nonsensical word salad
how about we talk about soccer
how about you shut the fuck up Doyle
>Whinalda
Maximum cringe
LOONS
SOUNS
*saves US soccer by destroying US soccer*
Would be based if St Louis tore down the eyesore Edward Jones Dome, make a comfy 25,000 seat stadium that has a riverfront view, and bars and restaurants circling the stadium so it feels like it’s own village like Busch Stadium.
York 9 has sold out their inaugural game
he's right you know
pacey manlets from the tough streets of Compton will beat fridge-bod suburban diabetic boys every day
great news
have they been able to find 11 players yet? have they got shoes that fit?
whomst
Missed this wrinkle in the story because I don't use twitter. Based Kleibans taking down SUM a couple players at a time.
Absolutely based.
Based Gary, he knows we need players like McKennie who say "Fuck you" to Garber and MLS, not another Carleton shitter who does fuck all.
If Carleton was any good or had any potential, he'd already be in Germany by now.
>“He’s been a guy that as a coach you can’t take off the field,” Curtin said. “He’s dominated games in Atlanta, against Columbus and some moments against Dallas. He just has left a really big impact and kind of is proof that too much in this country we get caught up in size and physicality when really it’s soccer IQ and knowing what to do and when to do it on the field and by the way he also runs and covers more ground than anybody so you can do both.”
>“He’s been playing at a really high level and a level that our staff can’t even think about taking him out of games and off the field and out of the lineup,” Curtin said. “Often times in a professional’s career you get opportunity and you have to grab a hold of it; it’s cliche but Brenden has done that for us and I think it’s powerful too for kids in our academy to see that he’s on the field and impacting games.”
Brenden Aaronson is the Truth, and you've all been warned.
Smart, t.bh
>soon
Any other Tampa Bay Rowdies fans in here?
I mean they were good and smart enough to move out of that Mickey Mouse league
OH NONONONO
>Rowdies fans in England
dafuq?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>not bandwagonning some pernnial shitter team in the 2nd or 3rd division from a country/countries you have no relation with
it's like you don't even like the sport or something.
for me it's
*checks notes*
Swindon Town!
Up The Robins!
Jim "I'm not gonna say anything stupid" Curtin
We are a top league, rivalling any league in Europe.
Thank you Garber, thank you so much. Please, have more power and guide us forward.
>Sporting
crickets from the flyovers i see
i would go into hiding after last week's results too
English legend Joe Cole played there
I think there was one a while back but not now
Sorry for the spam, but shitpost with us:
>"N-next y-year is our year!"
Well, Doyle? What now?
>EVERY year is OUR YEAR
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Paolo Di Canio, you are the love of my life, Paolo Di Canio, I'd let you shag my wife
r-rude, we must be friends now(unless til 2026).
>10-2
Just burn this league. Also, to think that there were clowns who wanted a shitter like Vermes who is just as shit as Bercuckler managing the national team over a Chad winner like Tata Martino
Christ dorondo last year making it to the final really was a fluke wasn't it?
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING EMBARRASSED ON THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE. WE NEED PRO/REL
>the virgin pro/rel
>the chad California Premier League, Texas Soccer League and NYC Soccer Warz First Division
So is this recap correct?
>SKC get dabbed on
>Grant maybe drunk posts that he's mad MLS is shit
>gets made fun of by people pointing out he's a softball journalist who never asks hard questions to Garber's face
>delets tweets
>SKC get dabbed on again
>SKC's fanboi army calls out Grant for being mean to MLS
>Grant now fighting with people who think he shouldn't cover MLS because he's too hard on them
We need balkanization NOW
The issue with Wahl is that he used to be a hardball question asking guy about MLS not too long ago & now that SI has fallen way down the rungs of the sports journalism ladder, he's taken to airmailing easy questions towards the league HQ & even teams that he wrote books about their failures a decade ago.
He's a hack that only cares about the clicks now. I hope he gets canned soon.
>Sporting
>KC getting buttmad at Grant Wahl, of all people, because their team go absolutely dunked on
>twice
That's literally all sports journalism and journalism in general. Soon there will be an even bigger push for racebaiting MLS articles like how the SJeWs are doing for ESPN and the NFL and NBA.
>SJeWs
lolololol
BLUE HELL
god bless you /spee/
OH NO NO NO
HOW WILL THE FLYOVER WIZARDS EVER RECOVER?
rekt
Are Sacramento & St. Louis going in together?
that's the new rumor floating around
seems plausible
wouldn't be the least bit surprised
St. Louis has been camped out on a solid bid for months now, and Sacramento FINALLY has the big money they've always lacked behind their own bid
Ostensibly they're both fighting for the one spot available (#28), but MLS almost assuredly isn't stopping until they get to at least 30 teams, so contain your surprise if they suddenly decide to open up spots 29 and 30 at this next owners meeting
I do also think that both of those cities have been working for expansion for so long that if they miss out this time, they could very well say "screw it" and just abandon MLS altogether
Get them both in now as 28 and 29, and watch the battle royale unfold as everyone else scrambles for that last (for now) spot
So these are /ourguys/ now right?
Kleiban is an asshole, no thanks
yes
everyone here needs to take this redpill if they haven't already: youtu.be
>there are people on Yea Forums RIGHT NOW who wanted Vermes as head coach
he's above average for MLS, but that's not a very high bar to clear
Gas the SUMafia.
Prol/rel war now.
Found the reddit.
LOONS
5 bucks says that came from reddit
Nah
Hello /mls/, what's up?
good morning flyover, have you come crawling back?
Fuck no, I'd never be a flyover
best news of the year this one. kleiban's talking trash on twitter against the establishment but ALSO walking the walk and personally ensuring some of the biggest talent gets developed outside of the US. these guys are heroes
>360
And so it begins...
Greggggg's reason for starting Stefffffen is that he's a "goal keeper who's great with his feet" and he can be involved in passing
nothing screams that style of play like a goalkeeper playing on a muddy moor in the English Championship
WHO
>soccer tomorrow
HERE??
>Greggggg's reason for starting Stefffffen is that he's a "goal keeper who's great with his feet" and he can be involved in passing
When did he say that? No one thinks that's Steffen's strength. He's definitely improved at that recently, but he's always been known to be a flashy shot stopper.
Nothing much, waiting for Saturday.
2016:
>The American left home after two years at the University of Maryland to join SC Freiburg. After two seasons for the club’s reserve side, Steffen was ready to come home.
>The question that stood in his way was where was home? Steffen was a Downingtown, PA native, who played for the Philadelphia Union’s youth team, yet unbeknownst to him Columbus Crew SC owned his rights.
>How you ask? Thanks to a little foresight from Crew head coach and sporting director Gregg Berhalter.
>"I think he’s got a good pass, a good range on his passing," Berhalter said. "However we expect that to need development. In Germany I know his team plays like that, but even having said that, we’re still going to have to work on it."
>The young goalkeeper said he’s comfortable with the ball at his feet due to his time in Germany where every training session began with technical work, regardless of position.
2018:
>Asked by Omnisport if he felt Steffen had the ability to establish himself as a long-term Premier League player, Berhalter replied: "Yes. I'm very comfortable in saying that.
>He has the skill set for such a young age, being such a calm goalkeeper, he's very explosive, good with his feet, I think he has a future in the Premier League.
>[Using his feet] was a very key thing player under our system [at the Crew] as well. He's comfortable with it, he knows what's expected of him.
>He's working on it and I think with Ederson they have probably the best in the league right now, but Zack I think is good and he's going to get even better.
Greggg literally thinks he himself is the American Pep because he's a fucking autist, but we are all just living in his own mind-palace now
same
DOOP
>Soon
this looks like it was rendered on a PS2
>SKC roster value: $24m
>top 2 Monterrey players: $27m
>the rest of Monterrey: $65m
MLS teams will continue to reach at least the semis consistently, but >we won't dominate as long as >we have a salary cap. Not a big deal though, having a couple teams in the final couple rounds and maybe winning it all now and then in a good year is a fine trade off for having a league with parity. I'd be up for pushing out the MLS 1.0 owners and bumping the cap a little higher though.
having a salary cap is fine, though it needs to go up
just need to ditch some of the other byzantine crap they've layered on top of it, like TAM
oh, and shorten the draft to 2 rounds, and then hand the rest of the players off to USL for their own draft
You're the one coming off as autistic here, reading so far into a coach listing some attributes of his player. No one said he's the best in the world with his feet, and obviously Berhalter knows his strength is shot stopping ("very explosive").
much to think about
how high is the seawall they are making?
BASED
If I wanted this much complacency and corporate bootlicking, I would have gone to /r/mls or mlssoccer.com
who /going to the game tomorrow/ here?
it's snowing like crazy outside lmao
>people saying we should switch to winter calendar
I'd rather have a good and fun league than win concacrap champions league every year. They're objectively competitive in the tournament as is, despite not winning the final recently. Boot out the shitty owners, bump up the cap. You still get parity and an enjoyable league/playoffs, and an MLS team will probably win ccl every once in a while.
can't wait to see this bald fraud exposed desu
>objectively competitive as is
>10-2
pick one
it really is time to boot out shithead owners like Kraft and Precourt though
Oh wow, one two-leg series where an MLS team got btfo. You sure showed me.
based and redpilled
MLS teams are 3-13 in two-legged series vs Mexican teams over the last 5 champions leagues
>objectively competitive
Interesting. Watching the games it definitely seems closer.
Anyway, MLS teams are objectively getting better, relatively. And raising the salary cap would do a lot to continue that. You can call me a shill if you want, but I really think you're being unnecessarily negative. And back to the earlier point, it's not a big deal anyway. The league is more enjoyable with parity than with what it would take to dominate CCL.
Snow storm near May, keeps the coasties away.
Consider yourself lucky there shouldn’t be any flurries tomorrow.
>the absolute state of Minnesota
based, you going?
fuck off we're full, whites only.
>10-2 on aggregate
Fix your shit amigos, that's centraca tier right there
>ah, i have been shown to be a dumbass.
>nevertheless, my point stands
>keeps the coasties away.
If only we could keep all you flyoverites from moving.
Based and RBGpilled
I wouldn't say dumbass. I don't feel that you've proven anything I said wrong.
Stopped by after work. Remember, the United States NEEDS to move to a winter calendar.
Can’t wait to go to the game tomorrow. I’m walking in so I’ll get to see the neighborhood burn with parking and traffic congestion.
Gonna have a bbq when that old kike croaks
Fuck you 4channel.
gonna be fukken hektik m80.
Can’t wait to bike there.
Damn, no reason to be so butthurt over a legend. What's got your panties in a twist?
>SOON
>Id rather have fun than win
Kill yourself
reminder there is a game in bridgeview right now.
seems most of chicago fire fans missed the memo
isn't there baseball game
there was a mad rush for the REAL chicago team
No, you’re a dumbass
that's not red stars
found the diehard MLS customer.
so very much a dumbass.
I just realized Kim McCauley was Kevin McCauley
??????????????
Hello /mls/ frens :3
lmao
>hongcouver
>Are you dooping mental bruh
please do not deadname or mention SBN "journalists" here
It's April, Loons get your shit together.
>april loons' day
>420
>perf
>nerf
>serf
Never heard of either of them desu.
>10-2
>Interesting. Watching the games it definitely seems closer.
Who are you trying to delude here, yourself?
Watches only like 10 minutes of a game, cut the poor little dumdum some slack.
tfw no MLS waifu. I just want a qt to watch soccer with.
Go to a game, get one there. Also just bee yourself.
still waiting for /mls/ thots itt tbqhwy btw
Oh yeah I said I would get on that. Twatter is a pain in the ass if you don't have an account desu.
Someone else will have to take over on thot patrol.
the best way is to scour amateur porn accounts and hope to find a jersey. thot patrol is much more labor intensive than you think
it's much easier to post qties
>amateur porn account
Not the actual thots, the other kind, though the word probably lost meaning by now.
The main point is we don't have the paid single mom cheerleaders ligamx parades around for bumps.
The dykeposter does provide bumps and qts, but some nycfc fans get their panties in a bunch over it.
The compromise would be collating some pics of socmedia slags wearing the logos of whatever franchise their boyfriend follows.
seething sunbelter
>Miami will be the first American Venice
mildly based
>mfw all those drowning spics and cubanos
hyped desu
Frozen flyover
yawn
Cool picture, I can see my apartment from it. Here's a picture from the MLS Franchise Snowpener.
>Parkin has been referred to as "The Beast" and fans have chanted "Feed the Beast and he will score".[3] He is renowned for his large stature (quadruple XL size shirt) and an unusual unathletic lifestyle which includes never going to the gym and not having a diet, eating large portions instead (for example: for lunch; tuna crunch sandwich, a bag of crisps, a pepperoni pizza, a steak bake and either a bacon and cheese turnover or a sausage bean and cheese melt; having a full English breakfast before training).[3]
next revs DP
>the toilet seat
>no Piatti
Well, I guess there's no reason to watch this game then
give San Diego a team or I shoot this cat
you have 24 hours Garber
i think San Diego has to do some work first, send your threats to them
is your team playing today, user?
>let Euroboo convince you to move to Germany instead of sign with the team that brought you up
>take a smaller offer than what your local team was offering you
>literally make less than me because you listened to Euroboos
Remember kids, Euroboos are a cancer and will try to spread their illogical emotion based opinions unless we remove them
Yes
Almost there, Loonbros
>jerking off while scrolling /mls/
nice
I am not going to read 3000 words by a 3rd rate shill
>yahoo
wise decision
>tfw apehoop ploffs and mls
not leaving the house again today lads
good, keep your racist ass indoors.
Occasional reminder that we are the hero MLS deserves, but not the one that it needs right now.
>reddit
cringe
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>poolumbus
the lead in to this nationally broadcast Quacks vs Old Quacks game is a car dealership infomercial
looking good, feeling good
>tfw no maghrebi gf
>cringe
Y I K E S
>713
Lol they really cant give away tickets
RIP cat
>San Jose
Why does this team exist?
Espinoza for SJQ is preddy gud
>5'7"
kek, MLS 3.0 "Manlet Domination"
More fans than Texas and New York teams combined
>severe weather
why the fuck do we even allow flyovers to exist
Houston wouldn't even be a thing if those CIA-trained mafia-funded Cubans had aimed correctly and taken out LBJ when they had the chance
Fuck De Boer.
Holy SHIT
you mad because you decided to bandwagon a meme
For me, it's Houston Dynamo 0-0 San Jose Earthquakes
>perf
LOONS
Made it, Loonsbros. Would take a matchread
youtube.com
Why doesn't MLS sign more players from the Turkish Süper Lig?
LOON
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remove kebab
classic TFC
classic MLS
L O O N
>perf
MLS will overtake Liga soon. Fuck all the doubters
pure delusion, Doyle
Good market, good fans, good place for an academy.
>turn off for 30 minutes
>goals everywhere
slightly based
t. Emillio Jaurez Jésus Martinez Liga fan
HAHAHAA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
PROPER NEW
>perf
certainly not in thotposting
>black GK
based
racism
I'm guessing that's because there's literally nothing else to do in San Jose except going to Sharks games or being mad online.
>losing to xheattle
almost as bad as losing to frogs desu
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