brisBASED edition
Dogs v Suns 24-40
Hawks v norf starting soon
/afl/
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first for being drunk
who /dabloos/ here?
second for hi-5 > wiggles
piece of shit ducking dogs
iglz tbqh (to be quite honest)
we NEED to enter the sperg bowl again
we SHANT lose this time
I declare the appropriation and seizure of all /cric/ memes to be my lock of the year
check em
HEAVE HO UNNA
grim attempt
checkem
How 'bout them Elitemons?
based fredposter
Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.
god I hate ben brown
worked
I hate rangas in general
>gil still won’t stop rigging their games
>all I have to do is send the tape of all his dirty cheating and he reverses the result
I literally have Gil as a pet.
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Sicily is a poof
Made lots of money from their losses.
Thanks, elitemon!
>North shitting all over Hawthorn
Oh no.
hawkroaches on scuttlewatch
Hawkroaches are FINISHED
HAWKROACHES
————————
ARE GONE
back under the fridge you poofs
Sportsbet paying out bets already I think
>o meara
>he doubted hawthorn
pathetic
>Port traded Wingard for Hawthorn's best young player
>Rozee is already better than Wingard
BULLGODS
LADS
BULLGODS
missed a trick not painting the helmet up like Thor's tßh, could've really drawn in the punters
could've been so friggin epic
you should work for the doggies marketing department
What a terrible day of footy. Hawks and five irrelevant teams.
Should really be feeling excited watching this, but instead I'm depressed. It's just going to end up being a NORF.
So six irrelevant teams?
Hawthorn and Fremantle to stay, but the other four should just fold tbqh.
this is gonna be a classic >NORF I can feel it
absolutely. 30pts up and they will bottle it
yep. epic
what superhero best embodies straffo?
now THIS is based
Batman. Loved by all, intelligent, charismatic, rich and both have tragic backstories.
...
vision
he drops mega truthbombs like straffy
Not fond of this bullying of the impaired tbhwy.
imagine straffgod existing near you and you say his Mum’s name and he screams WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
would prefer his sisters to be quite honest
hawkroaches getting heemed by the umpires, 3 bullshit 50s
Based Straffo
Why are you all saying it's a >NORF game? They're only up by 9.
after being 35 odd and pissing it away, classic NORF
should be up by 35 in the third quarter for the classic >norf
wew
ozymandias
shall be watching endgame twice
a ha ha ha ha ha ha boom boom lads
imagine being a poodogs poopoorter
I thought making these poorly mad straffo edits would cheer me up but so dissapointed in the dogs
>Gold Coast 2-1
Probably should've been 3-0 if you saw the St Kilda match.
Looks like the Gold Cunts are going to have yet another win. Carlton firming for the spoon.
Basedbane tbqh lads.
Enjoying this delightful contrast between the Dogs' and Suns' jumpers.
ohnononono
Why is the Tassie derby being played at the MCG?
memes aside why did Abbey Holmes even get the gig
hawks/norf rivalry will draw in higher attendance at the g than either tassie stadium can hold
quotas
>umps bringing us back in for a chance
based
Stop stealing our players you pricks
are >gc the new >norf
nah, the irish boys are the only ones that can actually kick
Based Suns lads.
played for the /crows/ for a bit, so less of a mystery than Brawshaw's continued employment
gold coast dogs match ends in a tie. all a part of the script
>a while
haven't they had only three aflw seasons? can't be very credentialed there
don't think she even was around for that, just when it was at the exhibition level. Again still more storied than Brayshaw's footy career.
lads
>7.26
>gold cunts
Based.
based coast suns
>blowers
fuck me so close
noooo
Good. Fuck the throwdogs
fold the Bulldogs
first time I've ever heard the suns song. kind of like it
Who daSUNS here?
cant believe basedbane lions are winning the schache trade
>bullflogs
she's not that bad tb h. just needs to lose the whore makeup
>google showing 7.26
>everything else showing 9.14
>these post match interviews
Just spewing generic shit. Even more so than usual.
Our season's over bros, time to play the kids.
Neale was always a steal. god bless him for unexpectedly wanting to move to brisbane for still completely inexplicable reasons
mine says 5.12 for the hawks and 6.6 on the afl app
HAWKROACHES seem like they will run over the top of the roos. whats happening in arden street?
>norf
I think just after he got married/engaged his missus started bitching about wanting to go back home to QLD. I do have my suspicions something happened though
suns could easily be 3-0, but i think this happened a couple of years ago too
>suns and loins both won
imagine not being a queenslander
sainters, only team to defeat a queensland team
based
>whats happening in arden street?
business as usual lol
is she confirmed from QLD? makes sense because a lot of a stuff I've read mentions her and her "hairdressing business" setup there
NRL crowds might get even lower lmao.
dunno, he's originally from SA so only reason I can think of him going to QLD instead of there is her.
>NORF
>heave
>ho
They picked up his mate Lincoln from the cats and gave him what they were paying beams.
>“There’s no reason why I left Freo. It just felt like the right thing to do, to be honest.
>“In the end we thought a fresh start would be good.”
>The “we” was a crucial part of the decision. While Neale may have felt like he was leaving his home state, his then fiancee and now wife Julie actually was.
>Having built her own hairdressing salon business from scratch, the decision to pack up and move across the country was arguably more difficult for Julie than it was for Lachie.
>And it’s not something Neale takes for granted.
>“She’s sort of left everything behind. She’s still there at the moment and she owns a business and she’s still got that.”
actually it's the other way around haha
really a bizarre move, I can't see any concrete reason for it. the same article talks about how he prefers brisbane because he isn't noticed walking down the street, that's the closest I've come to finding an answer.
they only brought in McCarthy to sweeten the deal when it was already clear he wanted to move and the noise around Beams leaving happened later as well
fair enough, I can understand wanting to escape the 2 team bubble over here in WA. still weird though
>norf
yeah I could imagine it being hell when there's only two teams in a footy mad state like WA but it's an odd reason to completely change his career over. Especially moving to Brisbane of all places when you're from country SA and have lived in Perth for years
were always going to, he's dominated juniors because of his size and never adjusted to being a small fish in a bigger pond. saw him out the valley a few times totally fuck up picking up girls which matches up with the rumours around the club of him being a spergy incel that can't handle bants.
HAHAHA these cuts to brad scott after these Ziebel misses are classic
kek
never rated him tb h, but he could be good in 3-5+ years
Where's that faggot that doubted BASED me when I said the Sun's we're due? Get out here so I can laugh at you.
haha these are fantastic, there will be a HUGE compilation of them just from this game
Lets go SAINTERS!
>all those empty seats at Optus stadium
why did they get a new stadium again?
BITCH YOU THIRSTY PLEASE GRAB A SPRITE
because Gil wrote the Iggs hip narrative to fill seats
what is this cunt doing on the roof with a guitar
I AIN'T NEVER RUN FROM NOTHING BUT 3 GOAL LEADS
>some cunt at Channel 7 only now just put up the scoreboard graphic for Fred game
lol
>commentators sperging about Eminem
Heard a rumour that the Hawthorn v North game ends in a draw.
>Mums spaghetti
>nort
looks like >norf's back on the menu boys
freo fans are the biggest bandwagoners
Based cucumber kid
Saints lads
>it’s unironically 3:45pm in fremantle
wish that was me
anyone else a big fan of memes?
I am
can positively say I am also
I like memes.
yeah but they've ruined my life
t. 30 yo boomer/doomer still living at home
money laundering for the mafia
I despise them.
who else hangover here?
fuck footy
wtf
its only fun to watch blind drunk
here lad, failed No fap and No Dan's after 1 week :/
began a meth fap at 4 am and only just finished, i am fucking relieved
Let's have a roundtable discussion about the current alcohol/drug/prozzie problem plaguing /afl/.
not a problem for me mate only drink 3 days a week
drank a litre of vodka last night, I used to drink a bottle of scotch every night of a good 14 months but I seem to have got it under some sort of control. Can ~feel~ my liver though. Need to get that under control. Haven't smoked the devil's lettuce all year and only did a half tab of acid in January. I fuck bushpigs and have never been to a prozzie. Might start though, I can't envision another time in my 30yo boomer life that I'll lose my paranoia and enter into a relationship
Haven't had alcohol since Christmas, never tried recreational drugs and never hired a prostitute.
>worst australian team starts playing
>same boring discussion around alcohol/drugs/prostitutes
makes me think
>tfw whole family knows Nash
who else is constantly reminded of their failures here
I drank 2 bottles red wine and 2 bottles of whiskey since friday I dont do drugs though. thinkin I should get off the hard liqor and drink beers instead
Drank 3/4 of a slab last night and not feeling particularly great atm.
Seynts getting the big purple dick unna
based WABA
best to start drinking again hair of the dog
McCarthy is such a spud
Don't drink. I burn through about an 8th of bud in a week though. That and a tab of acid every once in a while.
i only drink a few times a month, but when I do it’s to excess
t. poower cückstomer
Well i'm off to bed will probably wake up in 2 days or so lads see you next weekend for more afl
Hogan you poof
Reckon them heave-hos might surprise by winning the darby next week
T I P J M
bruce pls
>being this new
gotta try harder m8
>being this new
I took the plunge and bought the spicy chipotle burger. It's nice but it wasn't very spicy, I felt I was misled a bit. Also $16 for a large meal is crazy, you can get 3 pizzas for that much.
Carn Sainties
>"have another fucking line you fucking loser"
>this will be "investigated"
this sport is starting to slurp a bit too much semen for me
The strangest part is that dusty is a well known coke head.
reckon he's straight edge aside from booze
Looking to be 6/9 this round, very mediocre
will Stephen Hill ever play again?
No but Steven May
Rory Lobb looks exactly like George Mcfly.
Will Stephen is a writer and actor, known for Saturday Night Live (1975), Ocean's 8 (2018) and CollegeHumor Originals (2006).
fuck me Conca is garbage
based Fred saving my round
half of freo's team literally seems like other teams rejects
What is Darcy Moore thinking here?
currently 6/26 in this years family tipping comp, JUST
Fyfe was completely out
Fyfe ded
Every dockers player has a glass jaw apparently.
>6/26
how the fuck
>family tipping comp
pretty cute ngl
Fyfe finna got dabbed on
shame about fyfe, it's always sad to see a top bloke get clobbered like that
>top bloke
Then why did Shane Yarran call him a virgin dog cunt?
i heard earlier that you guys like memes
well here's one for you
t. virgin dog apologiser
because he was a bitter liar and drug abuser with severe mental problems
yikes
which games did you pick
who was in the wrong here?
isn't that the creepy hair sniffing cunt from Charlie's Angels?
never considered that
>Fremantle dockers is the fakiest club in the combition
fred eternally btfo
>looking for a best friend
gets me every time. Wouldn't be surprised if Fyfe is a poof 2bh
Yeah and in the 2nd movie he was her love interest.
Fred doing everything in their power to fuck this up
reminder
That spicy chipotle burger was quite filling though, feeling it in my head a bit.
what's for dinner lads?
I think mummy is making prawn pad thai, if not then I've got frankfurts left from yesterday so it'll be hot dogs.
>Ryan ded
when i was in highschool i worked at woolies and literally won 8-9k three years in a row in the work comp, all i did was tip whoever the betting favourites were and in the last few rounds tip against whoever was close
100% winning strat, if it didn't work bookies wouldnt make money
They need to add more players available on the bench, it's not fair that getting an injury and being down a rotation should work against you.
chicken parmy here
got a pot of chili on the go right now, that'll be dinner for the next 3 days, tossing up a sneaky trip to the bottlo as I've got Monday off.
Ross Lyon fucking give it up you dum fuck.
who to replace him with after next year? Sumich?
going to start doing this, although I think the deficit may be too big at this point
Would genuinely take Ross at Carlton, fuck Bolton off
Who should gaffy take out next week?
this is some vintage Fred
Tipping the favourites every week is the only guaranteed way to lose your tipping comp.
Slow cooking a beef roast now. had a 48 hours red wine marinade on it.
Got the usual veges with it with some brocolini's chucked in about 2 hours ago
maybe if they're close calls, but tipping for upsets is silly I think
t. 7/27
brayshaw already shook at the fact that he has to front up to gaff again
st kilda comeback on the cards
recently learnt my ex was ashkenazi, no wonder she refused to see me last easter (passover)
is good friday footy on again this year?
>post pictures of the dead
not a fan of this soul stealing lads
UNNA til I die dard
Why can't they just reset the clock after a recalled bounce?
3 pretty good games despite the prognostications
>heave
>ho
If da Bloos lose to da Suns next week, you can pretty much lock in another spoon
what does TNT have to do with Dockers anyway? Are they suggesting stevedores are somehow involved in terrorist activities?
Bon Scott grew up in Fremantle
that swans match was one of their best chances to win all year
pretty spurious connection, by all accounts the Rangers or Celtics have far more connection to that song going by that logic
nearly set up a fuck with a tinder bird but a quick search led me to drop it like a hot stone
always do your due diligence lads
Tips next week
Sydney
Collingwood
Geelong
Bane
Port
Nort
Iggs
Suns
Hawks
how to get matches? I ain't paying for that shit and I only got 1 match in a week using my best photos and a photo with a girl on me as my dp
just swipe one everyone passable and think about how your photos look to the girls
My lead one was your average "me with sunnies on and a beer" until my friend (a girl) changed it to me and my dog and its much better
I get more matches but with that comes more dogs because the majority of women round here are trash
youtube.com
The great debate.
Charli. Without a doubt.
Actually, as a kid, I used to make fun of Kelly when she gained weight. HOGgart is an unfortunate surname...
family ate all the pavlova before i could have some, fucking SEETHING lads
just polished off the wife's pavlova and my autistic retarded son is screeching at me
same
>Those green screen outlines
>Those transition effects
>Those colours
Take me back
mum died in 2015 lad
t. /rug/
sound about right
nice /cric/ meme
/cric/ is just /rug/'s summer house
>take off space helmet on fucking PLUTO, exposing himself to temperatures that freeze oxygen and nitrogen, but survives with no ill effects aside from a bout of sneezing
could NOT take this episode seriously, arnold straight up fucking killed himself to own his sister
/afl/ runs /rug/ runs /cric/ runs /nrl/ runs /afl/
/rug/ can't even run a fully functioning league without franchises dropping like flies
don’t blame us for SANZAARS incompetence
/afl/ RUNS /cric/
/afl/ RUNS /nrl/
/afl/ RUNS /ayy/
/afl/ RUNS Yea Forums
but anime RUNS /afl/
>/afl/ runs /rug/
>implying these two have any crossover at all
Based and nippilled
*pisses on you*
Freshcunts will NOT remember this king of /afl/
pavlova is legit trash, along with lamingtons
hot /afl/ take:
GOTG 2 > GOTG 1
Goal of the ...?
went for a walk to another bottlo to mask my alcoholism from my usual and only ran into two things that sickened me, here's the first.
goal of the gentury
number 2
why are women so uncreative
looks hot
footy isn't even pumped up properly
I don't suppose any of you dweebs went to Supanova over the weekend or at least planning to? Lots of great girls showing their skin cosplaying, good excuse to get out of the house for a day
fucking kek
looks like a shoebox
johnniewalker.com
>this innovative whisky is best served directly from the freezer
this is the same language as "renovators delight" when used to describe a falling down shanty.
I don't have any friends into nerd/weeb shit or I would've. I've wanted to go to a con for years.
That was my first too, if you're in Melb then next year we'll pair up m80
Alright. Post here and I'll probably see it.
danmurphys.com.au
there’s a whole range of other ones too.
wow, the price of australian single malt has gone through the roof.
>Game of Thrones Single Malts Bundle
>This has now sold out
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! XHE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chucked it on the calendar, surely nothing can go wrong
yikes
hope people are only buying these as a laugh
>$156 for the Full Set Collector's Pack™
larping as straffo on /o/
thought there were laws against selling alcohol to children
so epic! The wifey and I will love these after a hard day of adulting!
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Put The Drink Down Like Nigga Show Some Restraint
don't be mean
Brisbane sucks by the way.
>Iggs
Kys my man
>Not even wearing cleats.
Hella fucking epic
lol
lol
stop it romania
gypGOD saving our epic breads
t. seething Fred cuckstomer
>/afl/ thinks bane will win next week
you have been sucked in by the fast starter that ALWAYS gets exposed, story of every fucking season.
QLD on ascension watch
Is it like an automated script or something? they never miss a thread
straffLORD
holy based straffgod
going to eat a big fatty roast tonight in straffemperor's honour
is Ramsay Bolton related to Brendon Bolton?
>implying Essendone will win
all my lols
Are GOT seasons long? straffo is really powering through them
around 10 hours
Might have some aussie pizza myself
Brisbased LiGODS.
BASED ELITELIONS IN THE HOUUUUUUSE TONIGHT
>JUSTy banned for 2 games
OH NO NO NO
mfw the tiger win the nspoon and top the bulldogs for biggest premiership hangover
>mfw the tiger win the nspoon and top the bulldogs for biggest premiership hangover
They won the minor premiership last year.
>That pieGOD giving the thumbs up
How can one man have so much honour at a time of despair?
Because he was flipping the bird and giving him some choice words only seconds before. Fake humility to save face
dumb cunt
>tigercunts can't take a joke
>he's falling for the 'suns won't be garbage this year' meme
They ALWAYS start the season (relatively) well and dissolve into a basket case by the end of the year
don't think anyone's falling for that meme. they'll place 11-12 if they're lucky
jk they'll do a giants 2015 tier performance
imagine doing coke and being allowed to play footy again and getting coddled by gil when the other players make fun of you for being a drugged up cunt
blame the boomer fans, they despise dusty and are pissing themselves with glee now that he's acting like a cunt