/hoc/

how the fuck do the oilers not make the playoffs then? they fucking suck when you have TWO 100+ point scoring players and cant even get to the playoffs

Going to miss Bob a lot. I don't even care that he got abit slow with his age.

>plays for the Oilers
>gary babby

No

SHALL

F

F

Well hot damn.

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Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leafs are so fkn bad lol ending the season 0-5 screencap this

BASED Bonino

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fantastic way the end the season by BTFOing the hawks and securing the division

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N/a/shville! First in the Centr/a/l!

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i'm just glad the jets got punished for being absolute dogshit for months

general reminder that john """"""""""superstar"""""""""" tavares didnt even get to 50 tap ins or 90 points this year

>an oilers player may get rocket
>not even going to the playoffs
lmao

>going from cole to randorf

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>tfw you could've won the division if the habs beat the caps

at least they got top 5 in the league. who saw this season coming anyway

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meme magic always runs out. better get ready for the pongs

>blackhakws trips and avatarfags couldn't even get one last thread
top kek

for me, it's the leafs first round exit

thinking of making canucks gamethreads for the playoffs where we just talk about the other games

>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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based

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Sounds like a cuck thing to do.

Yes! Do it!

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based

Rooting for Brad and the boys, turn Andersen into the next Luongo

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Flams vs Lolorado first round.
Flams in 6, then swept in five games in the second round

>lowkey rating the bruins for Stan Lee

I really don't want it as a habs fan but your team is the one that has seen it all this season.

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lack of leadership from top down

I'm going to kill Martin Jones with my teeth

Blots get swept in 6

Reminder that Jake Guentzel has 12 goals on the year without Crosby

>shorks

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>hey boss, you don't forget to write my paycheck this month, right?

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im thinking 2002 playoffs

youtu.be/o5IoGXb2jBE

What will you do if it doesn't happen?

thread is up

>his team didn't win their division

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lel when the cap fucks your team

I did

the jets basically gifted it to you

I wired the money to your V-bucks account, just like you asked.

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Citing cap is sooooo COPE

>overtime shot clock
that's actually genius

thanks frenchie bro. sneakily wanted you guys to sneak in and beat tampon gay for >us

lmao burke is so fucking stupid

Only shit games left

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>based manlet is now the franchise record holder for goals in one season

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tampa has 275 points?????????

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>3-on-3 overtime sucks
>put in a shot clock, that'll fix it
pls no, there little enough dignity as it is

Burke is a year or two from suggesting multi-puck

>there are people in this thread that actually want ties

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What a boring man.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE

>posting your actual face

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
BURNS

But that's your face

>it's their turn
the jinx is in, lads

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CBJ has 5th most wins in the conference but gets the 8th seed.. makes sense

>no u
i gave your mother 8 ounces of seed

That's because they didn't enough Gary points.

lmao

based anti Notley commercials

In hockey we count points not wins, Jamal.

not enough bettpoints lel

B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D

Will The Final Solution tie or even beat Ovechkin?
Will Johnny hockey get 100 pts?

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
CA$H MONEY KANE

Relax frostback

>tf
>tp
Yep, that's enough (((/hoc/))) for tonight

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remind me where this team was last year before trotz and lou.

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>achsven is gone
about time. now we can have a decent thread

getting pumped for the playoffs boys

Pittsburgh got all the loser points

SOON

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Can't wait to not re-sign Varly lads

yeah...
m-me too...

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Goin pub for third period lads

mcmeme broken

Connor McInjured on the last game of the season.

MCMEME CAREER OVER

lol break your leg in the final pointless game of the season doing a completely reckless move

nice one

>you can literally hear a pin drop in the arena
>it's in calgary

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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lol he's being helped down the tunnel just like when you injure people in 'chel

DRAI STAYING AT 50

McMeme just got Stamkos'd

the minorities that infest calgayry dont know how to react

>this isn't the game where he proves himself not a connor-babby and scores 4 in a 7-6 win

thats the last straw for connor mctraded

NOOOOOOOOO WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MCMEME

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coilers fans seething

Same

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There goes his trade value

>mcmeme gets hurt
>soilers start winning
hmm

>golden showers down 2:0 to the kangz

golden kniggers

I almost teared up listening to him tear up at the end of OT.

mcdavids trade value just plummeted, shit

Do it! I will be there.

MCMEME WAS THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB THAT WILL PROPEL BULJU TO HIS RIGHTFUL THRONE

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why does nobody talk about draisaitl asking to be traded?

he has no pressure to stay like mcdavid and he has been equally as fucked over because of the oilers desperately tried to fuck up his development with idiotic call ups and send downs. Hes german and doesnt give a shit about canada or edmonton. I bet hes gone after this season and mcdavid the next

then only 1 shall remain

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Webm of injury?

I'm literally emotional right now. Bob Cole won't be calling hockey games anymore. A voice that I grew up with and was a staple on my TV is now retired. Thank you for everything Mr. Cole, it just won't be the same without you.

damn there's actually interest okay, just don't expect them until saturday because i'm traveling before then

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Can't wait for the return of Punished McDavid when he leaves for greener pastures

Make sure the first pic is of Tysons chicken

McDavid will be a great Seattle Totem

Will the Jets get home ice? Stay tuned.

Ducks will pick him up

Daryl Katz is going to turn McDavid into a Marxist

Which Jets are we talking about?

why not Lee's?

So he buys himself out?

Jew York

>He doesn't know about the conspiracy running Canucks media

>huawei
if only the US state department wasnt filled with retards and we could actually buy huawei phones here instead of pure garbage

i don't really pay attention to "media" in general

a modern day Martin St. Louis story

a man left to carry a community on his back

nobody believed on him

everybody relied on him

...and he pulled through

Jesse Pulljujarvi is....

The Waterboy

brought to you by Bonaqua®

I'm happy

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>0:44 for replay start

whats next for laine after this season?

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>.06 Yuans have been deposited into your account

I am posting on one right now lol

reminds me of stamkos getting his tiba or whatever hurt

Oh well. Not like they are depending on him for any more games in the next few weeks

yeah my guess is a tibia/fibula fracture

I see it going one of two ways. Either

a) The Jets resign him to a ludicrously big contract
b) The Jets don't resign him and some team picks him up at a discount just before the season starts

still that stings for mcgaykid. he is an amazing player no matter what

McDavid is faking it. He just wants to get out of there and off to SEA so he can bang lady boys and pretend his life is not being sucked out of him by Gretzky's little brother.

BASED

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The city of Edmonton deserves it

If they get first overall again I am fucking done with this league. I will go watch Polish elite league or some shit. Seriously...

Reminder that Giordano has been responsible for no less than 5 knee-on-knee collisions and is in fact a dirty player

Oh hi Nashville

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if katz had any dignity whatsoever he would sell the team and commit suicide to redeem his name

well the jets have avoided losing home ice advantage at least, that's alright

the jets also lost laine

>YFWTSWTSLC

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addition by subtraction

english nigga

sabers missed the playoffs

Yfw the stars win the stan Lee cup

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Maurice had him on and off the fourth line anyway

>feels like yesterday we were complaining about brutal summer heat temps and staying into the wee hours of the night watching cosco cup and here we are at the end of the season before the ploffs

where did the time go, lads

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More like my foot when as in Brett Hull amirite?

>offseason /hoc/ is coming

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See

I'm glad its over
can >we just please win the Stanley Cup before I die?

also good luck to Boston, if the Bruins make the 2nd round of the playoffs, the conditional 5th round pick that came with Donato to the Wild gets upgraded to a 4th round pick

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Even more of a meme team than the Avs or Canes
Can't see them making it past round 2 desu

Good

Canucks fan here. You don't know pain. Go fuck yourself to Wes Walz videos.

I can. they are a very solid team, espeically with bishop on his game

>Bruins-Laffs first round
Already guaranteed

CHA-CHING

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
STRAIGHT
TO
LA
BANC

Leaving the Habs game some leafs fan was chanting we want Boston lmao can you imagine that level of cope after losing to a non playoff team

Jerry=vegas
Tom=shorks

reminder that the wild only scored one goal against anaheim whilst getting swept

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>21 goals in first 24 games
>end the season on 30 goals
>6% shooting percentage for the rest of the season

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>you don't know pain
oh, I don't huh?
Minnesota had a NHL team since 1967, lost that original team soon after making the Stanley Cup Final, and got another later. which hasn't even SNIFFED the final since.
Vancouver has been in the NHL since 1970, and never lost the team.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SUFFERING

>WE WANT BOSTON
Hmmm didn't some Yankee fans chanted this. Anyone know what happened after that?

>literally so fast that your body can't withstand it
that's some kaio-ken shit

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>t. Soilers/Flims/Laffs fan posing as a Canucks fan
actual Canucks fan here. Fuck off, the Canucks didn't leave, win a Stanley Cup after, and then be replaced by a team with an impossibly stupid name. Mild fans have it worse.

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This to be hon

>Leafs fans crying about not winning a Cup since 1967 when Minnesota has had 2 teams in that time and still hasn't won

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT SUFFERING

Another laffs fan called poehling a no name lmfao the delusion is so funny

I was gonna post "based" but you are referring to my team by the derogatory nickname so fuck you too

Anyone who has had their team relocated to the sunbelt is definitely having it worse than everyone else. Yes, even Sam.

after they lost to the canes their entire fanbase had a meltdown 50% seething at the refs and 50% seething at the habs for god knows why

at least they indirectly won a cup. until they suffer through two game seven losses and decades of managerial inepitude then they have not teuly suffered. not to mention all those Messier Lays and Rogers commercials.

Never seen such a cocky fanbase without the success to show for it

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dallas is cowboy belt not sun belt. Brokeback state of hockey lol

>Never seen such a cocky fanbase without the success to show for it
what about Nashville? ;^)

fuck boston but fuck the yankees also.

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How will the Edmonton McDavids ever recover?

Fuck off retard

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I know you want your team to win, everyone wants their team to win. But be honest.

How much faith do you have that your team is gonna get the stan lee?

i really don't like boston but i love seeing them btfo jew york, too bad the giants always had their number

imagine being Canadian and thinking your opinion of US states matters whatsoever

Was basically only last year and now they don't seem to exist outside that one weeb who is probably a Tampon fan falseflagging cause >anime

trading Nuge for a fourth Defenceman straight up

that makes it worse, not better.

Playoff time is upon us.
Have you stocked up on food, booze,weed, and piss jugs yet?

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Loui Eriksson for Mcdavid straight up

Unironically wouldn't fuck that, it would be like slamming a male centaur

currently? nah,
I have faith that it will happen before I die.

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precisely 1/16 chance

lol I bet you think wins the calder lol. I can’t wait for the ass pain when reality and based Binner styles his way to the podium on awards night.

Imagine the smell.

>Connor McKneeInjury

some faith desu. penguins scare me but I like having home ice on our side

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>male
Just no
>centaur
Even better

You're just gay and effeminate

have you watched a Nashville home game? even during the regular season

The carolina hurricanes unironically ruined hockey. how the fuck can you guys support this league?

They're not going to give it to a goalie who played 32 games. I'm genuinely more concerned about Dahlin than Binnington

i don’t know. he might have to spend some time with Beagle and Schaller to learn some character.

>caps first round

I'm just glad we made it at all

Do think next year is promising though, we're turning it around

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I was thinking more on here. They still do those reddit chants I know

B U N C H A J E R K S

>chanting "We want Boston"
kek laffs are gonna get curb-stomped into another dimension now

tfw wilson ends aho's career

get a couple more finns and you'll be cup contenders teebeeaich desu

imagine basing your opinion of hockey on the retards on /hoc/
yikes

HEY CONNOR HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR INJURY?
JUST FUCK MY KNEE UP FAMPAI

>you're gay and effeminate for not wanting to fuck a male horse

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>26 year old tendie who only played 32 games getting the calder over a centre who has over 20 points up on the 2nd place
top jej

he carried a team out of the basement and into the playoffs. Petterson just did some meme shots on the pp for a draft lottery team

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you are low test

cumming in that would be heaven

well lads, done with /hoc/ for the year
shall be in motor/sp/ort until next season

Here's McMeme's broken leg injury

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Trashville fans don't pop up like rodents everywhere like Laffers do. Their trashiness exists basically on the internet only

gnarly

Thats all female. You're gay for not wanting to fuck a finely toned female with prime genetics. If you dont want to fuck a centaur then that's fine. But you're just being a gay racist faggot on Yea Forums.

Kongs are gonna choke aren't they

Nashville fans are actually fine once you talk to them. They believe in jesus and hard work and hate black people.

So who is Rogers going to replace Bob Cole with? A woman? A nigger or poo? A tranny even? I know hoc would love a tranny play by play.

Simmonds lol

What do they think about Subban

Yeah bro you can even dialate *her* before entry to show your acceptance
>prime genetics
ah yes like that beauty serena williams

admit it, you want her to peg you so you can feel a strong dominant figure plundering your asshole without it technically being gay

he did like 8 games this year

the dude from hockey night in punjabi

the cree broadcast crew should get more work

>knee injury

you dont recover from that

Probably Caroline Cameron, its about time we heard a shrill woman's voice over the broadcast

not as bad as shitkos'

they want too much wampum. cbc no afford that and all the good smoke and booze eh

And? They still need someone to do those games. They'll probably just get Rick Ball to do national games like they have Shorthouse and that other guy that does Habs games

you probably jerk it to anime girls

who the fuck is valentin zykov?

Yeesh careful with that projection or people will think your a movie theater.
>I'm totally not trying to suppress my gay thoughts here's the exact fantasy I'm trying to repress

nARNELL dURSE

I'm already diamonds

she gets confused with names on a pre-taped highlight pack. she wouldnt even be able to keep up.

just like bob cole

yea but bob cole is like 85. whats her excuse?

oh baby, shitposting multiple playoff games simultaneously, is almost here

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she’s a woman

Reading McMeme's lips he said ''it's broken'' to the team doctor

wtf is cbc gem and why would anyone want to watch something airing on cbc

gib weber back/10

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>You don't want to fuck this manly woman, you must want to fuck men
No you're gay for wanting to fuck this masculine woman
>Haha you're projecting!

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Hoping MacKinnon breaks 100 in the next period lads

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>nice curvy plump ass
>i-it's a man
Stop going to trap threads on Yea Forums m8. You've lost your wit.

gonna go edge for like 2 hours lads

Jake Generationzel has NEVER missed the playoffs lads

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Crosby babby

There's a difference between a nice curvy plump ass and the hindquarters of a runningback

>I dont want to pass on my genetics through prime breeding material
>I would rather impregnate a 90 pound asian like my cartoons
>also, its totally normal to be attracted to 13 year olds!

best fren leaf

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Why is he so skinny? I bet I could heem him

>Witnesses in the area outside the Oilers dressing room say they could hear McDavid screaming in pain as he tried to put weight on his leg to get to the room

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>he literally cant stop thinking about black men's asses

>underage b&s learn that different men like different kinds of women: /hoc/ edition

He never said anything about black people. Are you projecting again?

what are we going to do tomorrow lads?

>It's a black woman
>You think it's a running backs ass
It's a safe assumption to make
>no u
You cant even defend your shitty argument at all

do you think bulju texted him to see if he is ok yet?

create some sick memes

the same thing we do every day. shitpost

some may like pic realted, some may not. No sense in arguing
>thats the way she goes boys

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I believe that Stamkos was stretchered off

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>career ending injury
>got 4 seasons with deadmonton

holy fuck hes going to school shoot up rogers place isnt he

The only one assuming that is you

good old fucking boomer hockey

We will never get to see him on a line with Hughes and Lucic

imagine scoring a hat trick (and the game winning shootout goal) in your first nhl game, AND having it be the last game bob cole commentates

it's literally all downhill from there

>McDavid left the Saddledome for the hospital. Helped out in a wheelchair.
Yeah, Bulju probably texted him in the ambulance

I bet they won't pull the goalie so Draisatl doesn't get an easy EN.

Gary will step in and demand he be drafted by Xeattle after the lockout

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>I dont want to pass on my genetics through prime breeding material
agreed thats why serena williams is a 10/10 right?
>I would rather impregnate a 90 pound asian like my cartoons
non-sequitur
>also, its totally normal to be attracted to 13 year olds!
non-sequitur

Actually didn't know it was a black woman, thought it was a latina or spray tanned white. Thanks for projecting that you're obsessed with black men though

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Funniest one:
youtube.com/watch?v=DmfMQ8wx5k0

I literally said it was an assumption.
>the retarded leaf cant read either

>Canadian can't handle the bantz
Wow what a shocker

Hello, where are the play-off pairings?

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he kinda had that look on his face where he knows it's bad but he doesn't feel pain like normal people so he's not rolling around grimacing

Actually if you look at her face she is asian

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So you agree that only you are thinking about black runningbacks

it definitely looks like he said that

/hoc/ is anime

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Wrong

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91915356

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No you're the one who said it

Everyone in this thread is now a faster skater than McDavid
Feels good lads

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this series had the best lolis

>hurr non secwiturrr
>doesnt respond because he knows its true

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Lolis arent for lewds

Im a drunk retard when do the playoffs start

Imagine if the Oilers made the last WC and this happened.

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Reports from the Oiler locker room say McDavid is ‘literally inconsolable’

>he knows it's bad but he doesn't feel pain like normal people

Sometimes when something is genuinely fucked up it doesn't necessarily hurt that bad but it just feels "wrong". I broke my wrist in high school and it didn't really hurt that badly, I just couldn't move it. I didn't get an x ray to confirm it was actually broken until the next day when I still couldn't move it. Contrast that with stubbing your toe where most people will yell and scream like a motherfucker

wednesday

Wednesday

gf is mad at me again lads

shall be getting too drunk for the playoffs as always and pass out before all the games start and wake up when the late ones finish up

You're projecting again. Just because you want to eat the ass of a powerful black man doesn't mean I want to fuck 13 year old asians. Its a non sequitur. Its okay user, "Hockey is for Everyone"

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yes, just for expelling demons from within

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91915409
nice strawman

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>but he doesn't feel pain like normal people so he's not rolling around grimacing
If you're really injured you don't roll around screaming. You get so much adrenaline pumping, the area that is broken just goes numb. Unless you're a pussy or a soccer player (which in 99% of the cases are a synonym). When I broke my collar bone during half time during a soccer game, one of the coaches from the other team asked me if the ball had enough air in it, so I grabbed it and pressed it and that's when I felt my collar bone was in two pieces, but it just stung as fuck, because the area had aread started to become numb.

good to know, i never had any serious injuries playing hockey so i wouldn't be familiar with it

It's safe to say that there is a correlation between anime posts and American flags

>anime is onions

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>mad
>at anime

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what kind of correlation?

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fuck you I’ve seen canadian weebs and they fucking disgust me

>anime isn't s o y

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im a beer drinkin', hockey lovin', god fearin' american who loves busting nuts inside of actual women or to pictures/videos of them

>McMeme grabs stick and throws himself on the ice to get a penalty called
>Penalty called but at the cost of his career
LOVING EVERY LAUGH

*disappears completely*

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And for fathers
Anime is for everyone

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>fearing a made up deity

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>guy who wouldnt fuck a prime brazillian ass is calling others homosexual

wew lad

might buy two of those 100-packs of finnish beers and have finland over for the playoffs if you lads are interested

just pulled out this gargantuan jelly like booger mucus thing out of my nose lads. As I was pulling it out I thought it wouldn't end but then gravity took over the last chunk and as it fell into my bathroom sink I could feel a rush of oxygen flow back into my nostril. I felt like a new man for a brief moment there.

>connor mcglassbones

>pretends to be conservative
>is still just a degenerate who identifies with memes
you're worse than the actual communists

Went to a My Little Soccer game last week. I thought the diving thing was just a meme but there were at least 10 times during the game a player looked down for the count or like he'd been kicked square in the nuts after lightly coming into contact with another player. Then they got up.

can sweden come?

I'm not though. I was called homosexual for not wanting to fuck a potential tranny, and I insinuated that perhaps these people are projecting.

>can't recognize an obvious false flag

Lee's Chicken exists outside of Duncan?

>six (6) goals in 2019

but i like brazillian brappers as well lad, chill out

honestly believe mcgaykid will be fine in a few months
shame it didn't happen in october, or we'd see some real meltdowns in the media

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

knee injuries are permanent. look at how much slower stamkos is now

so true

91915514
based mc based

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i've seen it in vancouver but yeah i remember going to the duncan one in -5 weather one december after a hockey game and it was actually colder in the store, we waited for our food outside

>no hockey till wednesday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nah, I think it got his leg. but yeah, if it's the knee there's a good chance he won't be the same

Almost have my Ted shitpost finished, but I'm afraid that all the Teds went to sleep and none of them will see it.

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I would absolutely not want Finnish beer because it would probably be good at first but slowly deteriorate until its complete shit and a liability to his team

Based hockey gods also hate trannies and faggots

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that looked more like the top of his tibia/fibula than his knee

The Ted Collective never sleeps

playoff schedule out yet?

Give me a minute, just re-rendering to fix one last mistake I caught.

it's official

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Have an extremely based OC idea for the off season lads cooking in my noggin lads

>elite skillset is heavily based around speed
>leg injury

UH OH

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Yeah soccer has turned into a complete shitshow. During the 80s when people went down screaming it was because a defender leg saxed him or stomped his studs into his flesh. Today it's just pussies who wants to cheat at every given moment.

I'm all of this but can also appreciate hentai prefer western art tho

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>swede

your cucktry would put you in prison for saying this

Not suprised. My bro used to work at the old location. Owner manager was al1aays too hot so they had the A/C cranked.

Flames
Sharks
Stars
Jets
Ted
Bruins
Caps
Islanders

Imagine if we just watched the career of the Second Coming end.

>my views of women have been so warped that think a perfect womanly figure is possibly a man
The only one projecting here is you m8

>getting this mad over anime on an anime website
I think Reddit's more your speed, but this thread and board might as well be that thanks to normalfag cancer such as yourself

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Good guys:

EC:
Lightning
Ruins
Relocanes
Tavares Destroyers

WC:
Wahoos
Shorks
Stors
Bloos

Prove me wrong. You can't.

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only upset is doll-ass over trashville

Whats the point though? They're not going to get a powerplay. Best case scenario is the guy they made contact with gets a yellow card and if they manage to dive just right again he might get a red

>bolts
>good guys

>Replies to an 18 minute old post
>with anime
>unironically using the term normalfag
>calling someone Reddit all at the same time

Daily reminder slumping into the playoffs is the best strat if you can win the first game

It was expected. They way he crashes the net at that speed is ideal for an injury.
And Crosby's skillset is heavily based around his hockey IQ but reapeating brain damage haven't slowed him down.

Absolute COPE from Leafs Nation right now

the hurricanes are not the fucking good guys

fuck them and their gay soccer shit

they want those sweet penalty kicks

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hes not injured. hes going to carry canada to a world hockey championship and take care of the swedish problem.

Except for yellow and red card, a free kick, penalty shot, ball possession. 20 years ago you only saw diving in or around the penalty area. Now it's all over the fucking pitch.

this is a fine list

Hurricanes are a team thats waited a god damn decade for playoffs. I can cut them some slack for those storm surge shits

Hockey IQ lives in the brain stem

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
CAPTAIN AMERICA
ALSO I MISSED THE FOURTH GOAL

If that were true why did people get so upset when I said I personally wouldn't fuck "her" because I'm not into centaurs?

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>hes not injured
If you say so.

>stole a franchise from actual good people (hartford)
>literally become reddit; the team

no

>The two of them are STILL going
Just meet up and fuck already, holy shit.

Go to bed Grapes

>literally r*ddit: the team

thats vegas though....

>mfw you expose yourself as a post-election babby

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im on tinder and I know what trannies look like. no tranny has a hip to waist ratio that good

so canes are snapchat?

Looks extremely tranny like. Ass-to-thigh ratio is off, like cheap butt implants

lmfao yo cuckerpeg got cucked for 1st?
ahahahahahhah

>jest

dubs and canada wins the stan lee cup

no cup confirmed

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
HALEY

shannon better be getting his white board ready right now

I was trying to get dubs but this guy stole it

BING BING WAHOO
Enjoy your 1st round exit >asv

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>using the phrase "stole a franchise" unironically
the good people of Hartford simply cannot support a major team because they're the size of Winnipeg and sandwiched between two of the biggest markets in their country

>old fuck giordano can't keep up with mcmeme so he trips him which causes mcmeme to get injured
pretty grim

>BING BING WAHOO

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ALL TEDS, REPORT IN!
>youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg

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Based, no Calgary/Trana cup

Damn that's a nice gif

>gets swept in 3
>ends up picking 4th overall

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Because you arent secure enough to fuck her. She is in better shape than you and probably has a better paying job than you. So it scares you. So you combat this by claiming her being in shape and physically fit is somehow masculine. You are a scared little boy projecting his insecurities out for free on an anonymous Korean basket weaving board. Her ass is God damn perfection. Its round and curvy and toned. It literally screams nothing but femininity but you are afraid because you know she wont give you the time of day because shes better than you. So you lash out in anger like the man child that you are.

based

mega yikes my dude

They— sorry, i mean— we, just won 1st

hard as diamonds right now

ummm

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Series that everybody, including plebs, will watch:
>Boston-Toronto
>San Jose-Vegas

Series only patricians will watch:
>New York-Pittsburgh
>Nashville-Dallas

Series only /hoc/ will watch:
>Tampa Bay-Columbus
>Washington-Carolina
>Calgary-Colorado

Series no one will watch
>St.Louis vs. Winnipeg

:^)

gotta do something about that bro

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Imagine being so insecure about your sexual preferences that you type this out, in /hoc/ of all places

can carolina wear their whalers jerseys for a game please

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COPE
O
P
E

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>St.Louis vs. Winnipeg

didn't even know this was a thing

*Crickets*

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>Calgary, Tampa, and Nashville all get a first round bye
It's not fair lads.

Duck no they should have never brought them back. Fuck Hartford and fuck Connecticut

who gets sweep?

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Have you retards honestly been arguing over some ugly chick for the last two and a half hours?
How are neither of you secure enough in your own opinions that you just don't fucking care if someone else disagrees with you at this point?

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crapitals

>implying arguing about superior opinions pointlessly isnt the basis of 4channel

THE NUMBERS SHANNON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

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Redpill: If the Whalers didn't have such a great logo/uniform nobody would be bitching about bringing them back.

stars vs. canes stan lee

Vegas is a suburb of LA

Maaaaybe if there's a series against Boston. But I can't really see Carolina replacing their black jerseys for the Whalers greens for a home game, and I don't think that Boston would agree to wear their whites at home for a game, especially if the gimmick is almost entirely for the visiting team, like they did in the regular season.

Yikes.

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McMeme tried to meme him by pulling and lifting Gio's stick and got himself injured.

HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE

I think its fun watching people lose their mind because you're not attracted to the same girl. Watching them pour out their insecurities like that is incredibly amusing.

Vancouver is a suburb of Seattle

canes are getting swept in 5

Reminder

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LA and vegas are suburbs of greater anaheim

next thread better have a good op, or else

actually Vancouver is a suburb of Anaheim

Canes are interesting. I see them doing 6 games akin to what the leafs did to the caps in 2016. They aren't supposed to win, but they have to chip away at the caps and make it harder for them.

Gr8 way to end the season
gg vegas good luck in the ploffs

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bracketchallenge.nhl.com/

when does it goes live?

>I think its fun watching people lose their mind
But that's not actually happening.
Both sides are convinced that they're the only one smugly sitting back while the other guy loses his mind. You're both just arguing past each other.

I don't know, but I can't wait to embarrass myself in front of the /hoc/ group yet again.

I'm not arguing though. I simply stated I wouldn't fuck her and now I'm watching the cope because its funny

You could fuck her if you wanted too desu

What about "Pie" Mckenzie?

Until next season /hoc/

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Fat bong hits

i don't want chlamydia though

Shan't explain it again.
Only Jack Edwards cares about it because it gives him something to talk about.

>make error
>get trips
>*couldn't

going to play some vidyas now

Another season come and gone. It's been a good time shit posting with you guys. Now for the playoffs, the best part of hockey, then, the best part of /hoc/, off season.

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Preds will gentlemen's sweep in 6

Just rewatched takeover lads we should invite WALTER to post here

WHERE'S THE SCHEDULE GARY

vocaroo.com/i/s1vKLh4sOTjw

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>laffs

bettman must be tempted to rig this as the ECF

would be funny, but I never want to see either of those teams win so much as a sweepstakes

Can't sleep because it feels like stomach acid is working its way up my throat whenever I lie down. Any comfy hokkie in pacific islands on tonight?

have some tums

just got the script from gary. quite a few sweeps in the first round.

Nashville vs Dallas is low-key kino

gg m8, hope you lads make some good changes this summer

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>And that's why I believe that PK Subban needs to fucking hang from a fucking tree
holy fucking shit, shannon went crazy in his newest video

>You weren't supposed to leak the script, Gary

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BASED and vocaroopilled

I don't have any and the nearest 24 hour drug store is pretty far away. Would rather watch some fat pacific islanders skate around desu.

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I agree. Battle of the rednecks. Think itll go to 7

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE grease
HATE armenia

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>getting paid 15 MILLION dollars to crash into goalposts

>getting paid 11 million to miss empty-net tap-ins

bulju must be so worried for mcmeme

What are your offseason plans? Mine are shit talking "professional athletes" at CFL games that make less than I do
GO BLUE

X-rays negative
repeat
X-rays negative

>it's an "ignore the metropolitan matchups in the playoffs" episode

getting a fucking job
been neet for almost two years

This might be slightly more digestible.

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Business idea:

A Ted Registry to keep track of all them.

There’s only one sweep this entire playoffs

A Tedgistry?

and..?

BUFFALO GOT WORKED TODAY LMFAO nice "game", FAGGOTS

Is Teds a Yea Forums meme?

high end production, hell yes

I’m going to shitpost on /hoc/ and frantically worry about how my life is slipping before my eyes but do absolutely nothing to change it

Don't post things that make me feel ever again

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>Is Teds a Yea Forums meme?
Dude...

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End of thread reminder that you are all still scared m8

500th for tavares IS overrated shit

thanks for that, ass

I got the next thread, lads.

...

...

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAR
GARRRYYYYYYYYY

Why are we like this?

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Autism

Ted reporting for cock sucking

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