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Who do you play for? Can you buy shirts with your name on in that town?

Dead thread
Dead league
Dead sport

IFK Göteborg. I'm 15y/o underaged b& and my dream have always been to play for Vitesse

>tfw you are so young that Brazil have never won a World Cup in your lifetime
>tfw I am over twice your age

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I could get you banned for that! Mods will actually think you're him.

>Eddie Howe has admitted he is unsure whether Ryan Fraser will still be at Bournemouth next season after initial talks over a new deal.

>Fraser has been a key player for the Cherries this season, scoring six Premier League goals from an advanced midfield role, and his consistent performances have seen him linked with a summer move to Arsenal.

>I could get you banned for that! Mods will actually think you're him.

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Seriously tempted to do it for bants t b h.

n-no I'm good boy

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I HOLD ALL THE POWAH.

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Who is better messi or ronaldo?

don't

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Cmon bruh give me something to BTFO Twain with

It's me, Sweden, the answer is Messi.

They both suck

t. Hazard

>it's another Arsenal loses away game episode
How are they THIS bad? For fuck sake lmao.

Why are they so bad away from home?

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Felt good, didn't watch though :^)

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*pets the kitty*

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Is that a she or a >she?

>Newcastle manager Rafa Benitez says he is "not too close" to resolving his future at St James' Park. (Sky Sports)

Welp newcastle is relegated next year

AC Milan want Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino to replace Gennaro Gattuso as their manager - and will hand him £300m to spend on players in the summer. (Mirror)

>Real Madrid hope Paul Pogba's agent Mino Raiola can lure the Manchester United and France midfielder, 26, to the Bernabeu. (Marca)

Chelsea want to sign Athletico Paranaense's Brazilian midfielder Bruno Guimaraes, 21, if they escape a transfer ban. (Mail)

>Real Madrid will make a bid for Chelsea and Spain goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga, 24. (Teamtalk)

Manager Maurizio Sarri expects France striker Olivier Giroud, 32, to stay at Chelsea next season. (Mail)

>Former Liverpool winger Philippe Coutinho - now at Barcelona - says he has no plans to return to the Premier League. The 26-year-old Brazil international joined Barca in January 2018. (Mirror)

Liverpool are ready to hand Belgium forward Divock Origi, 23, a new contract. (Football Insider)

>West Ham boss Manuel Pellegrini wants to sign Roma and Bosnia forward Edin Dzeko, 33. (Express)

Former Netherlands goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar says he may return to Manchester United "one day". The 48-year-old, currently director of football at Ajax, spent six years at Old Trafford. (Times - subscription required)

>RB Leipzig are preparing a £30m bid for 21-year-old striker Tammy Abraham, on loan at Aston Villa from Chelsea, as a replacement for Germany forward Timo Werner, 23. (Football Insider)

Newcastle midfielder Isaac Hayden, 24, has told the club he wants to leave this summer. West Brom are reportedly interested. (Newcastle Chronicle)

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>implying Rafa won't sign a new contract once Newcastle confirm safety and Ashley accepts his demands

>implying Ashley will accept his demands

Love you Sweden. You’re doing gods work.

Bump

Pochettino would be taking a step back going to Milan

>West Ham striker Andy Carroll has been ruled out for the rest of the season after undergoing ankle surgery.

>implying even Ashley thinks someone like Joe Kinnear could have that squad above the Udders

In truth though, I wouldn't be surprised to see Rafa not sign a new contract and Ashley to unveil Gerry Francis or someone as a replacement.

>West Ham boss Manuel Pellegrini wants to sign Roma and Bosnia forward Edin Dzeko, 33. (Express)
Leggo in Italy backing this story up now too, and downplaying the apparent high wage as Dzeko is keen on the move.
Typical West Ham move really, a player we all know absolutely won't be lighting up the League at his age but is a known name so people assume it's sort-of a big signing still.

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Is he injury prone? Thats the final qualifier for a west ham move

Oddly not, in fact this looks like one of the better injury histories I've seen. But it does help that he was rarely a starter for City.

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At West Ham for 7 seasons and only made 140 appearances.
What a bust.

skysports.com/football/news/11679/11687369/kevin-de-bruyne-expects-tottenham-hotspur-stadium-to-be-like-wembley

LMFAOOOO

>>Real Madrid will make a bid for Chelsea and Spain goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga, 24. (Teamtalk)
I find that hard to believe

Is it West Ham policy to buy a new striker every season?

Defence is for the weak

They tried to get him for free a while back. However buying him from Chelsea sounds like bullshit

Staaaaph it (don't)

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Benitez wants more funds for transfers. Ashley is too jew for that.

You now remember £75m man Romelu Lukaku

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haha! Great post. It's funny because that's not Lukaku but a different black player! A joke that's never been done before! haha!

ummm it's not racist much?

Welcome to 4channel. True comedy gods at work here!

dense prick its clearly lukaku

that's lukaku, you racist punk
hope the janny cleans this piece of shit

*dabs on libtards*

based

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pic made me lol irl

>continental philosophers vs Heidegger

God dzecko was so damn good at Wolfsburg

Manchester United are preparing a £50m summer bid for West Ham centre-back Declan Rice. (Irish Independent)

>England defender Rice, 20, says joining West Ham was the "best decision" he ever made after Chelsea let him go at the age of 14. (Standard)

Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan says France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is "not the finished deal" and wants him to stay at Old Trafford. (Telegraph)

>Magazine France Football is calling on Pogba to leave Old Trafford and join Real Madrid this summer. (France Football - in French)

Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu says the club wanted to sign Pogba but could not afford to compete with United when he left Juventus in 2016. (ESPN)

>Ajax left-back Nicolas Tagliafico says this summer may be the "natural time" to move to a Premier League club. The 26-year-old Argentine is a target for Arsenal. (Mirror)

Everton are preparing a bid for Birmingham forward Che Adams, 22. (Football Insider)

>DC United and Argentina midfielder Luciano Acosta, 24, says he is "happy" to be watched by Manchester United. (Goal)

West Ham will not offer Andy Carroll, 30, a new deal at the end of the season. The striker has had ankle surgery that has ruled him out of the rest of the campaign. (Mail)

>The Hammers will battle Bournemouth for the signature of Liverpool and England defender Nathaniel Clyne, 28. Clyne has been on loan with the Cherries since January. (Goal)

Wolves and Portugal left-back Ruben Vinagre, 19, is attracting attention from both Liverpool and Barcelona. (Birmingham Mail)

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>Leicester and Leeds are among a host of English clubs interested in Braga's 24-year-old Brazilian defender Bruno Viana. (Talksport)

Belgium midfielder Thorgan Hazard, 26, will leave Borussia Monchengladbach to join Borussia Dortmund in a 40m euro (£34.5m) deal this summer. (Kicker - in German)

>Liverpool submitted a higher offer for Hazard but he wants to move to Dortmund, who have lined him up as a replacement for Chelsea-bound Christian Pulisic. (Sun)

QPR have held talks with Michael Appleton over their vacant managerial position. (Telegraph)

>Rafael Benitez says Dwight Gayle and Jacob Murphy, who are both on loan at West Brom, still could have futures at Newcastle despite being linked with a swap deal for Baggies striker Salomon Rondon, who is on loan at St James' Park. (Chronicle)

Everton striker Nikola Vlasic's agent says the 21-year-old Croatia international wants to remain at CSKA Moscow on a permanent deal once his season-long loan ends this summer. (Championat, via Liverpool Echo)

>Major League Soccer side Toronto FC will not pursue a deal for Arjen Robben, 35, after holding talks with the Dutch winger, who is leaving Bayern Munich at the end of the season. (ESPN)

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Carroll is 30? Thought he's older.

>Belgium midfielder Thorgan Hazard, 26, will leave Borussia Monchengladbach to join Borussia Dortmund in a 40m euro (£34.5m) deal this summer. (Kicker - in German)
When will Dortmund stop buying players from the competition, bros?

>Carroll is 30? Thought he's older.
He got the knees of a 80 y/o for sure

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me on the left

>sell mane
>buy depay
Welp, guess we'll stay net spend champs at least

*dabs in cant sleep*

i love trans lads

*tugs you into bed*

>Cheshire Police says Chelsea footballer Danny Drinkwater has been charged with drink driving following a collision in Mere and is set to appear in court on Monday 13 May.
Danny, drink water.

Why do people drink and drive. It's so monumental stupid

Yeah, especially if you can afford a driver quite easily. Generally I guess it comes down to arrogance and thinking you can get away with it as the drink /surely/ can't affect your driving at all.

Had one my best friends get arrested blackout drunk and drivning. Felt so dissapointed.
He doesnt drink anymore. He got a 3 months stentence for it but got to serve it with an ankle monitor.

Ol blocked joe is doing bong sports now? Sad

Memepee dapoopy would tear it up as a klopbabby tbt

Mane is by far a better player and going nowhere for under 250 mill.

He is also a cute while depay is a wannabe rapper
youtube.com/watch?v=zYG72zF5R9k

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*shits pants*

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I can't wait for Sharia Law to get implemented so these whores get banned in real life

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>drink driving

>Bayern Munich and Netherlands winger Arjen Robben, 35, could snub a move to Inter Milan in favour of a switch to the MLS. (Calciomercato)
What does this have to do with the EPL?

p.10

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is this how we stop them? an army of dogs? maybe pork meat care packages?

yes?

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>Mauricio Pochettino admits he fears Harry Kane could miss the rest of the season

Yes

>fears

I think "hopes" would be more accurate. And I mean that unironically. It’s got to a point where he can’t drop him unless he’s unfit. Looking at spuds statistics without him on the pitch is the best thing that could ever happen to them is a serious injury.

>when she sees your you know what

Bank account?

>I'm 100 percent an optimist. The tackle was a complete accident and only looks bad when you zoom in. Salah is a nice man. And you can't call handball there because both players have their eyes closed. Let's not pick on these little things because it's unfortunate enough to be a man called Alisson. That is my sister's name. The tie is not lost and we have hope going to play the return leg at home at the Dragao where we can make all the Liverpool players my sister.

No, she would look happy there.

He could get off by making a joke about his name in court.

Pepe collection then?

Manchester United and England striker Marcus Rashford, 21, is close to signing a new contract worth £78m. (Mirror)

>United will trigger Belgium defender Toby Alderweireld's £25m release clause at Tottenham but they are yet to make contact with Spurs over the 30-year-old. (Sun)

Liverpool are interested in Wolves and Portugal midfielder Ruben Neves. Liverpool assistant Pep Lijnders said he saw "technique and professionalism" in the 22-year-old. (O Jogo - in Portuguese)

>Former Chelsea boss Antonio Conte is willing to become the new boss of Inter Milan - if the club make the Italian the highest-paid manager in Serie A. (Mail)

Juventus is the most likely destination for Real Madrid's 27-year-old Colombia midfielder James Rodriguez, with Chelsea forward Eden Hazard a likely arrival at the Bernabeu. (Marca)

>Belgium international Hazard, 28, will refuse to sign a new contract at Chelsea, even if the club decide to play hardball with Real. (Telegraph)

The Blues will not budge on their £100m asking price for Hazard. (Star)

>Gareth Bale's agent says the 29-year-old Wales international is happy at Real Madrid and the winger has no plans to return to the Premier League. (Mirror)

Manchester United players could face pay cuts of up to 25% if they do not reach the Champions League next season. Real Madrid are likely to make a move for France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, if United drop back into the Europa League. (Sun)

>Atletico Madrid hope to announce a new deal for goalkeeper Jan Oblak. The Slovenia international, 26, will have a release clause of 100m euros and is thought to top Manchester United's list of replacements for 28-year-old Spain international David de Gea. (Marca)

Borussia Monchengladbach and Belgium midfielder Thorgan Hazard, 26, would prefer to stay in the Bundesliga and join Borussia Dortmund. However, his club would rather sell to Liverpool because the Premier League side have exceeded Dortmund's 42m euro offer. (Nieuwsblad - in Dutch)

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>Spain midfielder Ander Herrera, 29, will listen to offers from other teams and has not yet signed a new deal at Manchester United because he and the club "do not think the same". (ABC - in Spanish)

Arsenal and Tottenham are both interested in signing Inter Milan and Croatia midfielder Ivan Perisic, 30. (Corriere dello Sport, via Sport Witness)

>Liverpool risk losing 18-year-old Portuguese midfielder Rafael Camacho this summer after contract talks stalled. (Sky Sports)

Ivory Coast forward Wilfried Zaha, 26, says his future remains at Crystal Palace, despite reports linking him with a potential return to Manchester United. (Manchester Evening News)

>Leicester manager Brendan Rodgers says Turkey defender Caglar Baseduncu, who joined them for £19m from Freiburg in 2018, still has a future at the club. The 22-year-old has made just eight appearances this season. (Mirror)

Southampton will make a second attempt to sign Birmingham City's English forward Che Adams, 22. (Sun)

>West Ham have no intention of allowing Brazil midfielder Felipe Anderson, 25, to leave the club this summer. (Sky Sports)

Leeds are preparing a £7m bid for Reading's 23-year-old English midfielder John Swift. (Football Insider)

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>Borussia Monchengladbach and Belgium midfielder Thorgan Hazard, 26, would prefer to stay in the Bundesliga and join Borussia Dortmund. However, his club would rather sell to Liverpool because the Premier League side have exceeded Dortmund's 42m euro offer. (Nieuwsblad - in Dutch)
When was the last time a club won in this kind of situation?

BASED

Wait what. Why would Liverpool buy him.

is he crap?

He's gets subbed off before HT against Dusseldorf tier.

>Juventus is the most likely destination for Real Madrid's 27-year-old Colombia midfielder James Rodriguez, with Chelsea forward Eden Hazard a likely arrival at the Bernabeu. (Marca)
Funny, according to Bild Juve are looking at Julian Brandt.

>Julian Brandt.
Feels like a buyern player

>tfw all alone

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last two digits is how many points liverpool win the league by next season

fucking nice

ABLs btfo

>United will trigger Belgium defender Toby Alderweireld's £25m release clause at Tottenham but they are yet to make contact with Spurs over the 30-year-old. (Sun)
why now and not when Mou asked for it

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because the clause wasn't active then it got activated in like december and came with a 1 year contract extension so he wouldn't be able to leave for free

The Spurs might actually make semis then.

my ass is too hairy for this. it would be cruelty to make a thai whore stab it with her tongue

just wax it lad

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and? chew on that shit love

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/heung/end/2013-01-01/
who is this nostradamus tripfag that knew some no name korean would be so good?

Bump

>no name korean
Son was great for HSV and neverkusen. people knew he would become a great player

Were that post made by (you)?

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Hmmm

ole is ded
rip ole

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He will get next season kek

>the absolute state of BT's commentary

What they say?

rip nerman

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Paul Pogba's relationship with Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has deteriorated and the French midfielder, 26, is keen on a move to Real Madrid. (Le Parisien via AS)

>United are interested in signing Sporting Lisbon and Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24. (A Bola - in Portuguese)

Welsh forward Gareth Bale, 29, is not in Real Madrid's plans for next season and the Spanish side will allow him to choose his next club with Manchester United and Bayern Munich interested. (AS)

>United midfielder Juan Mata, 30, is yet to decide on his future at Old Trafford and the Spaniard has had offers from other clubs. (Manchester Evening News)

Manchester City, Manchester United and Barcelona are all interested in Atletico Madrid's Spain international midfielder Saul Niguez, 24. (Mirror)

>Chelsea and Belgium forward Eden Hazard, 28, believes it is 'now or never' for his move to Real Madrid. (Goal)

English midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 29, has been told he has no future at Stamford Bridge under manager Maurizio Sarri. (Guardian)

>Liverpool are considering a move for Ajax's Brazilian forward David Neres, 22, with Merseyside rivals Everton also interested. (Mirror)

West Ham are leading the race to Liverpool's English right-back Nathaniel Clyne, 28, who is currently on loan at Bournemouth. (Football Insider)

>West Brom are ready to approach Preston manager Alex Neil to become their new boss. (Telegraph)

Newcastle have approached Nuremburg over the transfer of German midfielder Patrick Erras, 24. (Bild via Newcastle Chronicle)

>Turkish side Besiktas are interested in Everton and Senegal striker Oumar Niasse, 28, who is currently on loan at Cardiff. (Fanatik - in Turkish)

Chelsea's Nigerian midfielder Kenneth Omeruo, 25, wants to make his season-long loan at Leganes permanent and expects the two clubs to agree a deal before the end of the season. (Brila)

>Leicester manager Brendan Rodgers wants to sign a striker in the summer to provide competition for former England forward Jamie Vardy, 32. (Leicester Mercury)

scaredy cats