/heem/ doping edition

Making a new thread

fuck off ya smelly yank

Artem 13 second KO

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So no streams at all?

Artem by submission in the 4th

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reddit

>Paulie malajanaly

>Mawhlanawgee
perfect landing

GET IN HERE THIS IS THE TRUE THREAD

It has none

bareknuckle.tv

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Big Dick Artem murks him first round

Fuck off
thanks lad

ey errybody keep sayin yuno this kids a got the tce or wharever but yuno at the end of the day itis whatitis and yuno im be gonna be gettin that white late belt so ey lesgooooooo

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DONT STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH

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I could have attended this. I live 30 mins from where it is.

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO this shit is funny as fuck

Why is that autistic yank spank making another thread and splitting people up

Why do Irish people generally behave like Africans?

This production looks like some shit I would have rented from Blockbuster in the 90s

Why does he wear the mask!!

Is this just bareknuckle boxing or is it MMA? No gloves MMA would be so based.

If I may distract you from this shit sport momentarily
>236: Max/Poirier, Gastelum/Adesanya
>237: Rose/Andrade
>238: Cejudo/Moraes, Shevchenko/Eye
>239: Jones/Santos, Nunes/Holm
**********************************************
>240: DC/Lesnar, Usman/Colby
>241: Whittaker/[Gastelum/Adesanya]
>242: Khabib/[Max/Poirier]
>243: Stipe/Jones
>244: TBD

trust me it will look like this.
Khabib WILL fight at MSG which corresponds to 242. DC/Lesnar is being targeted for August and Dana oft stacks superfight cards and Usman might not be big enough to be a headliner yet.
Whittaker said he'll be back around August-September.
And then December can open with the vacated HW belt.

2019 looks quite sexy desu lads.

What is this? Amateur hour?

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This shit looks like the first disgusting place a fighter in a movie has to fight in before he gets a shot at a real fight

are all the memes about mississippi true?
is it all guns, jesus, obesity and "da sowf shul raize agen" ?

but that's exactly it

I'm hearing rumours that the main event is off because Artem sat on his own balls after finishing a pre-fight warm up.

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stream goddamit

Antonio Tarver? Based and redpilled.

No.

PAY
PER
VIEW

oooooooooooooooooooo I FALL APART

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Yeah too bad you were not in your usual spot so he could rest his balls in your mouth as he usually does

Bros I'm starting to get older now, and my balls is starting to hang lower. I'm worried I'm going to straight sit on those mugs one of these days.

How many ppv buys is this getting

youtu.be/2JzID4UswRs?t=60
youtu.be/2JzID4UswRs?t=60

How can one man be so based?

>undefeated
>1-0
i mean, they're not wrong but come on man.

15,000 probably

Can't wait to vote for him again and write fuck you in all the other write in sections like last time

28 unique IPs in /heem/ right now, so I'd say at least 28 since we're all real fight fans here.

All 28 are me

technically everyone ITT is undefeated going by that metric

this black dude has the whitest voice i have ever heard coming out of a black guy

SPIIIICY

i am the undefeated and undisputed /heem/ champion

That's Antonio Tarver. He dabbed on Roy Jones Jr. and ended the meme.

You will. I'm 36 and sit on them once every couple of months. Never used to happen when I was younger.

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Not me

Im 1-1-3 in street fights

you've never heard me then

What's the excuse for these bummy MMA guys not knowing how to punch now, /heem/?
They don't have to defend against takedowns or kicks and yet they still can't do anything but throw arm punches, even boxers outside of the top 200 of their weight division would sleep these fags.

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Lads I want to see Artem die in the ring from internal bleeding tonight but I also want Paulies Redemption arc where he beats Mcgregors best friend Artem into a Coma

that's like graduating from down syndome university

Fuck. Nobody told me being a 30 y/o boomer came at such a cost.

the first one was a knockdown not a slip
you saw this nigga did a flip

Given that this is strictly boxing, aren't Artem's midget arms going to hurt him even more than they did in MMA?

I could see Vick ending up in /knuck/

Anyone see that girl with the fat ass holding the ropes open?

el goblino getting TUNED up proper by the last remaining HUWHITE Americano

Nah they are allowing all types of gay clinching shit in this

but his chin will be on full display and he'll be able to unleash those real bombs

Nope he is doing do work inside the clinch

i think Atrem legit has a humiliation fetish and enjoys being a pathetic failure in everything he does.

Friendly reminder that heem is for discussion of MMA.

Redneck boxing belongs in Yea Forums.

feel grubby watching this lads

Hey fight fans! If you LOVE Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship as much as I do, you'll LOVE the game thread I made for the event! Come join us and see why it's so spicy!

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This is my first time watching bare knuckle fighting, this shit is 100% pure kino. I wish the UFC would ditch gloves now.

The punching without gloves to block and clinchwork, it's like watching a new martial art being developed as I watch.

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lol sp*c getting dabbed on by this white boi

>1 reply
hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAA

No, help me out Ausbro

the last thing Vick needs is bare knuck to his chin

It has 45 replies what are you smoking

Fuck off and stop splitting everyone up you retard

OPs that get into thread wars at 3 in the morning have to be 30 year old virgins right?

how much are they paying these rednecks?

Josh Neer busted out the single collar tie in the shady knock-off with Johny, seems to be the best approach so far

heem bleedy

Imagine the CTE.

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What is the incentive to fight, no way they are making more than 2 grand?

Can anyone get a picture of that chubby redhead's fat ass?

two hotdogs and one can of warm beer

I live near Bedford, I almost went to university there
Bedford, the place

I just wish it was kickboxing rules though.

>What is the incentive to fight

Thirst for blood.

GOT ANY EXCUSES TONIGHT ROY

>2 grand

Most of these guys are doing it for gas money, a hotdog, and a warm soda.

>dont stand and bang
>get technically heemed anyway

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Based. Nobody expected one of combat sports' greatest flushings to happen that night.

Thawts on this mma record?

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Biloxi, where we at??!?!

>mma record of 15 professional fight
not sure that's how records work

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*heems you*

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are you that guy from /fit/ that said that could heem Mayweather?

absolute state of Ishihara

No but i probably could

thoroughly pathetic

Can anyone get a better picture of this girl's fat ass?

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Boomer vs angry dad.

you look like you'd fit in with these bums in BKF

unfortunately Ishihara is a turbo can

yelling "knuckle up!" after they separate is pretty gay desu

she looks like a fridge bro, jesus, no curves whatsoever

t. knucklet

everyone looks so miserable in Mississipi

just need a better angle

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She's hot, bro. I love a big bitch. Think of the sons she would give you.

TKO (broken hand)

I was knuckles deep in your mum last night

The interim MW champ has spoken
twitter.com/KelvinGastelum/status/1114703952967155712

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it's like an anime
that means it's cool

Dana is confirmed shook right now.

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Add me! :^)

Artem "The GOAT" Lobov, 1st round submission (terror).
Jason Knight will try to escape the cage! :^)

based kelvin

It's 37% black.

i only see gingers in the crowd tho

everyone in the crowd is white and likely on meth

!
zyka university, hue hue

That's low for Mississippi.

Lobov was robbed against Michael

let's go Reggie, fuck that nigga up

Alright, watching from bed now. Goodnight heem :)

wow that guys undefeated
with one fight
scary

how the fuck do i shave my balls? i'm too afraid of accidentally cut it

how da fuck do i watch????

stretch ur balls out and go over them with a buzzer with a short guard (i used to use no guard and got a closer shave but also nicked my dick atleast once every time)

pull the skin so its tight and its easier

have a hot shower first so the skin is nice and loose

dont do what those guys said
dip it in cold water so it becomes shrivelled up and hard then run a disposable razor over it

Dont shave the sack itself, pull the hairs and buzz as close to the base as you can

use a straight razor for a cleaner cut

how many bings til knight v goat?

Nothing better than smooth balls. You feel like a new person.

happened to me once, actually

a strip of skin got caught between the blades of the trimmer and got torn off on one side. there was quite a bit of blood

I had to go to a party, so I just put some alcohol on it and went out

next day the half-severed strip of skin turned dark violet, so I decided to cut it off with scissors. worked out pretty well

hope my story helps you with your anxiety

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you can run a buzzer over the nut hairs that are sticking out and cut them pretty low, like a jet doing a napalm run

just be yourself

fuck clinchcucks i hope the groid heems this hick

I like how jannies deleted my post linking to an r/MMA thread but this one stays up

cant advertise other sites bud, also go back

Because your post didn't spark this kind of informed discussion

>mercifully that's over

That was a stinker.

it would have been funny if the white guy got a ko victory in the final seconds
run away and act like a bitch for twenty minutes and then win
but that didn't happen so it wasn't funny

You're a marked man.

based, get fucked rusty

why irish hammer?
because he trained in ireland?

using mma math of 3 more fights at about 20 minutes per fight including walkouts/postfight shouldn't be longer than one bong b

theyre talking too much about the malignaggi fight for this artem-knight fight to not be a work in favor of artem

Your head looks like a koala.

i gave your mom an irish hammer last night

kek Artem talking like he really is the goat

lol, what a trashy president

im gonna wake her up and ask her
if this is true, you have destroyed my family

FIGHT, OR DONT GET PAYED

top kek, gotta love fight promoters

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holy shit rusty btfo
stand and bang or fuck off

when he said president, for one whole second i thought donald trump had recorded something for the bareknuckle boxing event
you can understand my disappointment

is meme sherman getting knocked out lads?

WE PAY YOU TO SHITPOST.
YOU DON'T SHITPOST.
YOU DON'T GET PAID.

twitter.com/ChasSkelly/status/1114712568642330629

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Alright, lemme give you the pro method.

First off, shower. Get your shit nice and clean, don’t want to be getting infected. The soap and water also softens your hairs. Next, use either safety scissors or an electric trimmer, cut the hairs nice and short. Finally, get a razor, the multibladed ones are better. Pull the sack tight, carefully shave down the short hairs until you’re nice and smooth. Finish by rubbing your shit with a mild lotion, helps prevent itching and irritation.

Once you’ve done that, you can maintain by doing a quick shave every few days in the shower.

earlier on, they called this Spinola ref Dan Mirgiotta and i was very confused, but they have it correct now so im not confused anymore
Artem Lobov is not the greatest of all time

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>jones vs thiao santos

literally who asked for this ?

Only oldfags remember this!

Picture related!

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sorry to heem ya family like that b

gotta suck going from ufc to catching jabs from a guy who looks like he just came from from the bbq

M8, that was only like 4 years ago. That’s what you newfags consider an oldfag now?

this little ginger feller looks more like 44 than 34

I've been on 4chum since 2012 yes I consider this new to newfags incase you haven't noticed we get swarmed by plebbit fags.

>ooo he got a mouse up under dat rite eye

2006. Get on my level.

Also, the Brad/Lani thing was extra funny to me because at the time I was 31 and fucking a 19 year old. Good times.

i think the little fat bearded boy has it, but the ufc guy might ge it unfairly cos he's the hometown boy

Noice I am 34 at the time i was about 29/30 with a 19 year old from Subway! :^)

My YouTube channel is from 2007, I came in late to 4chin because I spent most of my time playing CS:S on steam.

youtube.com/lilplayboy98/about

Pic related my steam profile is also from 2007
And I joined 4chum since about this time... when OP finally wasn't a faggot!

youtube.com/watch?v=aMMb75EjgB8

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knight via second round ko over hand right

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a draw in what world?

>1 judge had all 5 for sherman

did i hear that right?

>woman bareknuckle
i have a new fetish? is this cum seeping through my finger tips?

lmao u just know this bitch be gettin gangbanged by da whole squad

my money is on the ugly one
metaphorically, i don't gamble

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i like this image

Time to heem my dick

They gave him a bonus because the other guy ran away?

holy shizznizz, that gollum looking creature burst that ladies eyeball open

hick diaz vs goat when?

any day now, they gotta give every bum, hick, and nobody a walkout to music because this is a small promotion and they all do this to pad for time

HEEM DIZZY

that was fast
was chris leben good in the ufc?

He had a good run, then Andy knocked him out in a title eliminator and he wasn't quite the same after that

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k

cringe

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if this is another draw i heem myself

people booing the goat?
Conor is gonna go apeshit on these Mississippi goons

i didnt know artem was 26
im almost as old as the russian b-b-beast himself

what time is it?

SPICY BANGER

HEEM SLIPPY

holy shit that brawl

s p i c e

why is he fighting on the inside with a guy with a 40 inch reach?

called it
a fight in the crowd? thats our boy punishing these hicks for booing the hammer man

Unbelievable honestly

he's actually gonna do it
Pauly, you're next

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HOLY SHIT

those titties!

But HOLY SHIT those last 10 seconds!

damn, main event delivered no matter who wins

It's that same genius tier fight IQ that led to him constantly pulling guard

Ok so

They better get bonuses if that one guy got a pay cut for not fighting

yes sir
they get a bonus of 200 dollars to their 700 dollar purse

You mean 20 dollars!

good for lobov
knight almost pulled it back near the end, but couldn't get the finish

PAULIE - ARTEM IS ON
GET HYPE

B-b-based!

He is getting a rematch against Woodley so I don't think he is being fucked.
The fight ended early, but I don't think that position was good for Lawler.

unironically a good night and great main event

Will Paulie really join this bum bare knuckle promotion so he can punch up some russian big head stubby arm fuck?

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browplucker is getting heemed

Whaddup fucktards who stayed, I'm back from the mega-spicy BKFC, and I'm taking half of your purse.

Prime Schaub Vs Ngannou BKFC rules when?

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Hope they have enough thread around to stitch them back together

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Reminder that /our/tem won the fight AND the story of the fight by giving both medals to his disrespectful and classless opponent.

Artem won the fight, but he and Jason share the story

ikevf (Ike Vallie-Flagg)
This sums up the #BKFC5 main event!! Bravo @bareknucklefc Artem and Jason
instagram.com/p/Bv8LR2bg3YQ/

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Gross. Their faces literally getting rearranged

Wake up Dana, it's all over

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Why wouldnt he?
All Artem or Conor have over him is mma skills. Heeming Artem in a pure fist fight would be satisfying as well putting further pressure on Conor to face him for a mega payday and redemption for the sparring coverup.

*pulls your purse for being a pussy

Had any commissioner got themselves more over than the based barekuncled guy?

Paulie is a boxer; he's used to depending on large gloves to block, and he wouldn't know what to do in the clinch. Artem is gonna pluck Paulie's eyebrows with his fists.

This isn't how we do combat sports, so if like to announce that we are taking half of the UFC's pay per view revenue. I'm sorry.

If there's one thing I can take away from tonight it's that the moment I feel like I'm starting to slow down and get old I'm gonna hop on test or GH or whatever the fuck Leben is blending into his breakfast smoothies ASAP.

this
Paulie tries to peekaboo guard and gets fucking haymakered because he can't guard himself without gloves. WAR Lobov has never guarded once in his life so this is his element.

Artem is good but he's also fucking horrible in the weirdest way. Because his arms are so short, he can move them extremely quick and use decent power, but then he just falls into throwing wild hooks. One of the most unpredictable fighters to be actually honest

If he had retired after getting 3 brutal heems in a row on TUF and then managing to go to decision against Ryan Hall (which even BJ Penn couldn't manage) Artem would be considered really, really good
I wonder if Hall was paid to carry him

Shut up, Pat

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lol carlos newton is a trivia answer at this point, everyone forgets him

Canadas true GOAT

MEMES

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Lol never noticed how much they look alike

>Imagine losing 4 in a row, getting cut, then losing to fuckin Artem

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Fucking based Ronda

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Please give me a stream

He roughed up a guy who jumped the barricade and tackled Bret Hart at the WWE Hall of Fame event.

lobov is pure reddit, more reddit than Daniel "reddit" cormier

Is bare knuckle over?

If Schaub was there instead of MyAssIs Browne then that Rasta guy wouldve been sleeping on the floor before he even reached the ring, for sure.

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>welcome back, everybody. Cody's lab here

Damn, Travis was in there first

twitter.com/AhYezzir/status/1114691725845508096

Based

Fake, that's Francisco Garcia, arrested for drunk driving.

god I wish I was one of those pantyhoses

>tfw racism on my heem

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Artem is going to t-rex flail around like he did tonight, except there wont be a redneck zombie on the other end to willingly eat all his fists.
Paulie could take 2 months off and jab him to victory if he wanted.

QUINTET 3 LIVE WITH FORMER PRIDE ANNOUNCER

May I have your attention heem: everything I dislike is reddit.

Tony 'El Cucuy' Ferguson

did bjj kunoichi team just walk out to 2hu music? lmao

>“I’ve seen him,” Malignaggi said. “Horrible. Absolutely horrible. He’s got heart and he seems to have a decent chin.”

“With Lobov, how accurate is he gonna be with a real boxer? I’m gonna be accurate as shit, I’m gonna use him like a dartboard,” he continued. “I’m gonna use his face like a dartboard. It’s not about winning and losing here, because it’s not even a question that I’m gonna win the fight. It’s about how bad I can hurt this guy. For me, if I don’t hurt him to a degree that there’s something permanent there, it’s not a win for me.”

>“I’m gonna land, I’m gonna land hard, I’m gonna land often, and I’m gonna be balanced enough to continuously land on you because I don’t have to regain my balance when I throw a punch,” Malignaggi said. “I can literally pummel the shit out of you. And that’s what I’m gonna do to this guy. I’m going to beat the living shit out of him and that’s what’s gonna happen when we do get in there.

based paulie

tfw no rikako yuasa gf

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she would arm bar you all day. doesn't sound like fun

when both my arms are in casts she can just snap my fucking neck

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/79476651/#79477335

My least favourite poster on heem, asked for a reason why Vick wasn't free money, someone gave him a genuine breakdown on why it wasn't such a safe bet and he backed down instantly. Then Vick gets that horrible early stoppage and he starts sperging out saying he was telling everyone he was free money and calling the guy who convinced him not to bet money on Duffy a faggot. He's done the same thing several times actually. He tried to make himself a personality.

Here's the breakdown
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/79403627/#79404398

JUST BLEED

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i can see it happening. paulie isn't going to march forward and slug like jason the brainlet.

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I can't imagine a better timeline than Artem knocking out Paulie

youtu.be/GBPW6HhAHEM

One of the best countdowns they've ever done.

>to get your money you must make a blood sacrifice
Fucking based. Dana is finished
Bareknuckle Man and Yang breathing down his neck, he's got opposition from all sides and will be heemed soon enough

>President Blood God wants Artem bare knuckle fighting again in 10 weeks
JUST
FUCKING
BLEED

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Holloway seems like a great guy but he's too goofy and annoying, Poirier is quite likeable but a Chad whose always had a wife behind him. Can't root for either guy here.

*ting ting ting*

AHEM.

Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
Fuck jannies
AND fuck Hillary

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Lads I missed Bare Knuckle
Is it actually worth going back to watch or was it just fun memes?

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reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/bace3a/fight_breaks_out_during_jason_knight_vs_artem/

Only part worth watching

paul malignaggi artem lobov who wins in bare knuckle?

Obviously Paulie, cringing at the idiots telling Paulie Artem is going to knock him out. It's a repeat of the Mayweather fight,, Mcgregor fans literally on the spectrum.

This is like the autist version of McGregor vs Mayweather

Ngl lads, that was a bit too much bleed

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Paulie uses his actual boxing skill to beat Artem to death over the five rounds.
Conor stands by and watches his friend die, and vows to avenge him.
Conor trains in the deadly art of BKFC to avenge Artem's death and kills Paulie in the ring
with Chuck Liddell on coke getting permaheemed by TRTitor as the co main event

umm sweety paulies hands are gonna break without the gloves

artem wins by attrition

Hasn't Paulie been retired for a while?

Happens at least once every card

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I think he also lost another tooth in the earlier rounds. But in general, they both destroyed their hands and faces, all for a very sloppy brawl.
Not sure it's worth it desu

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epic

twitter.com/30SecFight/status/1114815004363120640

This is what wmma was supposed to be

>artem heems paulie cold
>gets on the mic
>hey Conor McGregor fuck you! You’re taking everythin I’ve worked for motherfucker

Amazing

What a fucking banger!
>SUPRAIZ SUPRAIZ MAMAFAKAZ, GOAT IS BACK
>FUCK WRASLIN FAGGOT (YOU)FC SHIT
>JUST BLEED AND BANG
>WAKE UP DANA, IT'S ALL OVER WE JUST BLEED NOW
>POLI MALGOVNYANI WANT NONE OF THAT WITH HIS PILLOW FISTS
>YOU THINK IT'S TWO GIRLS IN BED WITH ME, user? IT'S JUST WIGS, I'M NOT WASTING MY ENERGY ON ANY DEGENERATE SHIT
>THIS FACE IS NOT MADE FOR HOES, IT'S MADE FOR VIOLENCE
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
>PRIMO VICTORIA

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>Conor hasn't tweeted about Artem's victory yet

b-bros.... what's going on?

probably a real friendship so congratulating on twitter would be weird

How big was his purse?

10k + fite.tv subscription for 12 months (all ppvs 50% off)

Do you have the list of heem personalities made, or was it different autistfag?

youtu.be/Q70gQlohWAo

Are they even wearing a mouth piece at bkfc?

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Still he's a former champ, and only 38. Pros in any sport are on a completely different level to everyone else. It's like how Ben Johnson was still fucking fast in 2014.
youtube.com/watch?v=EAiX1RGp4II

this is a retarded discipline

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Was Conor even in attendance?

he looks like a chipmunk with that swollen face

How much is Artem getting paid for this?

he was there in spirit

Definitely not enough

probably too busy snorting coke and sandblasting prostitutes desu

why hasn't he bought bkfc yet ?
no homosexual takedowns there

>tfw Conor probably personally called Artem to congratulate him and tell him that he's proud of the awesome performance
>tfw Conor will never call you for any reason or be friends with you

bout 700 dollars and a win bonus of 50 bucks

Kek. Would be amazing

Looks like they browse /biz/

>getting your face turned to a burger patty for tree digits

Wew lad

This gave me CTE

She seems friendly.

Don't forget to avoid cutting extreme amounts of weight if you're trying to cover up blood tests, shit be pulsing.

holy fuck
this is some of the worst boxing i've seen
if this had been the indian mma thing that was posted a few days ago, i would've understood
if this had been a fight between two people who are stepping in the ring for the first time ever, i would have understood
but these are both guys who have years of mma experience under their belt
one would assume that, especially lobov, has done lots of striking training
except... it doesn't show. at all
he is swinging wildly, he is offbalance the entire time, his defence is nonexistent the entire time
he even gets dropped in round 1 by a grappler lmao

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wrestlingnewssource.com/news/57173/Identity-Of-Man-Who-Attacked-Bret-Hart-Revealed-Bizarre/

Dude is so angry Vince put on a three "females" main event, must be on /heem/.

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vince mcmahons ringwalk is the only good thing about pro-wrestling

BKFC is a cringy sport for low iq casuals

luke is a goddamn beast
he'd heem brendan and then he'd heem you too!

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Lost my second mma fight yesterday now at 1-1.
feeling pretty low. Do you guys have a ritual you perform after a loss that helps you?

Knight is gonna have some wild CTE, lost his last 4 fights before this one.

Not even that, pro wrestling is for 12 year olds. This had /ourguy/ Travis "The Ronda Tamer" Browne in it though so it's MMA-related and thus on topic for /heem/.

shitpost

Sucks bro, focus on how much balls it took to get into the ring in the first place and even more importantly how much you learnt from the fight which I guarantee you did. Got my ass kicked after I gassed a couple weeks ago and after writing a list of all my weaknesses to fix I felt excited to fight again and less shitty

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thanks brotha, already got a plan worked out to start working on my faults.

Calling a post about my MMA fight in a MMA fighting thread shit posting.
real cool

ONE FC >>>>>>>> UFC > Super fighting league > BKFC > shitlattor

Np. Where do you think you went wrong in the fight? I'm assuming you lost on points

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he tapped to takedowns

>he doesn't tap to takedowns
It's like you want to get wrestlefucked

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Prime Artem flushes Knight

I think he was saying get over your loss by shitposting

Nah i gasses and got tkoed in the guys mount minute into the 3rd round.
Two weeks before I got sick for like 5 days and I think it still carried over and i didnt fully recover with the weight cut and constant training. It felt like breathing through water after the first round.
Not using it as an excuse, I had the option to cancel the fight but didn't.
Now at least I know what it feels like to get taken into deep waters. Plus you also learn getting hit and that bad minus the sweet CTE.

Cagehug < BKFC for sure my guys

The moment Tony got CTE

Dam im dumb

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>gassing
Pathetic

This is great.
There's another one like this.
Someone has the WebM?

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Losing can be great for you. You experience things you don't want to repeat and learn what you need to work on. Focus on healing and think about what you need to change in training and what you need to work on. Cardio is never enough btw and getting sick definitely fucks up your performance. Keep your head up and keep on grinding

Still 1-1 is a can record ahah
t. 0-0 pro mma fighter

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The fight game is a b sometimes b. Know exactly what you meant by feeling like breathing through water, after all the gruelling training and you still gas out feels like shit.You'll be back brah

Hard to pinpoint the exact moment there's so many. Why are all of his fights so hilarious

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How does it feel to know you have forever lost the opportunity to have a perfect record?
No matter how successful you are at mma from this point on, you'll always have that loss staining your fight record.

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Will do, plus its 1-1 amateur so its not like it means anything until I go pro.

I lose almost every round at my gym in sparring so dosent bother me none.

You are trash

you betcha

>jealous guy who will never compete

Seriously i would heem you in a second and you will end with a bum record and CTE

You could never be like Floyd or Askren or something but loses have made some of the best fighters ever. Look at Saenchai's record he's taken some L's and used the knowledge to gain W's and hasn't lost in like 45 fights or something ridiculous

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>cte after first loss
damn bruh

*losses

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How did you win your first fite? I hope you banged bro

Sub first round

Ok that's fine though Im a huge fan of bangers. Like banging a bro hard.

Just keep in mind Brendan Schaub made it MUCH FURTHER THAN YOU before even tasting defeat and he still managed to have a successful career as a T-shirt salesmen. Don’t give up bro.

Now THIS....THIS is the motivation I need.

>/heem/' is full of fightlets
Not even suprised

Yknow what they say B...No two peaches ripen at the same rate

>adesanya_vs_gastelum.webm

The idea that Cerrone is weak to pressure and body shots is overplayed. People seem to think you can just pressure and throw bombs and he'll lose but other than the RDA fight he's eaten most that people can throw at him. He ate Edson Barbozas spinning kicks to the body like nothing. He also has an iron chin, he always does well against the hard hitters. Lawler and Edwards both couldn't finish him. Masvidal has the best performance against him, that was world class technique. Against Till and RDA he just didn't show up. Hernadez is an example of someone who did everything right and learnt it's not that simple, gassed himself out pressuring Cerrone and spamming those hooks and uppercuts, it's combos he's weak to, not hard shots.

Anyway all this to say I don't agree with everyone that Gaethje is a sure thing, I see it as a bad match up for Cerrone, but it won't play out like the Vick/Barboza fights.

Pettis flushed him to the body as well brainlet

barboza is a better younger version of donald with better kicks and weaker punching game
and got murked
idk, can go either way but i still dont believe cowboy is back

It's not something you can rely on.

That's what i'm predicting too, not really sold on Israel after not heeming a senile Silva

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Only a gay ass brit would ask such a faggy question

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Barboza also has horrible cardio and chin compared to Cerrone. You back Edson up there's not much he can do, Cerrone has great wrestling and ground game and Pettis has insane durability and a great guard. It all really depends on which Cerrone shows up, the Cerrone that crumbled to RDA is not the same guy who ate everything Lawler threw at him and came back. Hernadez learnt the hard way.

Pettis - Edson - Cerrone is the perfect triangle but I rate Cerrone the most.

>jooboo
ftfty

Look at it as a learning experience, most fighters lose early, it's about how you bounce back. Just sit back, heem and chill.

Are those gloves kosher?

my boy robbie went to canadia to find himself a qt black gf and is learning from the best

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I'm not sold on Adesanya either but I think the reach is going to cause big problems for Kelvin. There's a pretty big height difference too, I'm not sure he'll be able to land much cleanly.

1-1 is a bum record

The size difference is ridiculous. Curious to see if Kelvin tries to take him down or if he'll stick to his boxing. For all I know it could end up like Till vs Woodley

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i wouldn't put my money on him, but if he wins its gonna be one great comeback story

I don't think Adesanya is all that great but I do believe he's not as retarded as Till is. He'll keep Kelvin at range

oh for shore man, vinny shoreman has for shore ashored me that this darren till kid is a straight up, MUNSTER

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Artem would MURDER Khabib

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Nobody is as retarded as Till, Adesanya has weeb power

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Hee looks like a PC Videogame character from the mid 2000's

it is what it is, you are looking at a person who will revolutionize bare knuckle boxing and the fighting game in general

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Was Holly Holm physically stronger than Ronda when they fought eachother? Do you think she could have beat her in armwrestling too?

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One could argue, Cody "no iq" is the worst

Yeah i would

holly holm literally has a penis

Remember that time Dana used UFC TV to run a crypto mining botnet?

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in many ways, cody "no love, no brain, no chin, no dad" got redeemed after memeshaw pissed hot

A lot of people are saying he is still the champ even

100%

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yup, kek

Lmao @ all the plebbitors jerking their dicks to that absolute shitshow last night. It literally looked like two drunk 16 year olds fighting in a parking lot. This just bleed mentality is so fucking obnoxious.

At least Cody was champ and won the belt off of the alleged 135 GOAT before his brain was fully deleted

As someone posted here, I think cody could redeem his ads if he stopped banging and started to move like a gazelle like he used to again but probably its not going to happen

t. incel that missed the show and feels left out

i am bound to agree

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And a lot of people are 100% right

youtube.com/watch?v=EIDeqJtTOc0

Wonder if Gigantic Retard Cody Garbrandt made this list.

>incel
Don't ever reply to me again

you now remember Cody Garbrandt

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>and 5 he wants us to see
Cheeky article.

you’re the reddit one here mate

holy kek

any pics with a tube of vaseline?

Relax faggot.

...

Askren was out

>goes out
>still wins fight
based

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Me on the right.

GSP more liked BLEACHEDSP hehe

I have never had sex

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Askren was in your mum lmao

stands and bangs for the fans despite having zero chin
>most naturally gifted and athletic fighter
>complete fucking brainlet that works the smark autists and mark npcs alike
>exposes his own teams roiding
>thin petite midwestern kid with a trailer park ethos
>cucks his own heavyweight champion teammates then leaves town just because
>fucks around with the bros and feet on the side just for shits and giggles regardless of gender
Unequivocally, eternally /ourboy/

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just join a cartel and get rich bro

fav Billie Eilish tune, boys?

Have. Sex.

Then.

Based. Win or lose he's never in a boring fight

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I got rejected by a girl that looks like her in high school and now I hat all art hoes

>Hardy vs Smoliakov

Kek they are giving Hardy the easiest shot he could get.
Sherdog listed the Hardy fight as the second (i.e. co-main) of the fights on the upcoming fight night a few weeks from now. Not sure if this is just lazy ordering on Sherdog's part, or if he actually IS the comain.
If he is the co-main, lol. Just lol. It puzzles me how much they are pushing him. He doesn't seem to be that famous. He comes with the baggage of his wifebeating days. He isn't actually any good. He was given a high slot on his last card and it didnt go well. I guess they are hoping he becomes a big drawl.

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feet?

>lol. Just lo
cringe

THAT WASN'T THE SUBSTANCE OF MY POST.

Maybe dont type like a 14 year old girl then

>kek
>hardy
>listed
>sherdog
>actually
>IS
>lol
>just.lol
>wifebeating
>puzzles
>me
>baggage
>isn't actually any good
>high slot
>big drawl
yeah, uhm.. I'm thinking this is yikes

>Yoel Romero
not anymore sweetie

Maybe permaheem yourself.

You seem revved zoomer

Based post mocking this guy High five.

Oh yeah Romero is sick or something.
Topkek at the state of this sport.

>yoel
?

>High five.

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*high fives you*

>he doesn't rate the prince of war
soon he'll stand over the gadooshed corpses of the heavyweight division, gold strap around his waist

Yoel's out of the fight he herniated one of his balls because he sat on it while going for an anklepick in training.

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Smoliakov, as based as he is, is still the person who got heemed by Cyril Asker - a man from a country where you can't even legally hold an MMA event. Smoliakov is also the man who purposefully (twice) spat out his mouthguard to try to get a break from the gadooshing he wasn't getting from Luis Henrique - a man so unknown that we only recently discovered that his last name isn't actually Henrique and is actually..... hell I can't even remember, some Hue name.

I think Hardy wins this and gets a title shot from it. Right Dana?

hardy get's disqualobov'd again

fatstelum is gonna send that lanklet flying

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He's an NFL player and UFC just got an ESPN deal. It's easy marketing for the UFC, why not push him?

I honestly think ONE is better than UFC all shitposting aside

Conor knocked out a lad at the marble arch. Just seen it with me own eyes.

i believe you

ufc = 2 million viewers at best
One = 9 Billion average

Numbers don't lie.

this
INTEGRITY
HUMILITY
HONOR
RESPECT
COURAGE
DISCIPLINE
COMPASSION
FUCK NIGGERS

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hey, I think this guy's post is pretty good, what do you think?

>9 Billion average
You mean a minimum of 9 trillion homes

oh shit

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Dockie will I see you there?

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t. Yang shill

I have literally zero (0) friends.

It's sunny outside and people are having fun and having drinks and food together with friends and I'm inside because I have no one to hang out with.

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BASED /YANGGANG/
Going to get my honorary neetbux for my support
/heem/ is always here for you

no one cares faggot

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basedubasedbsaedsadbebased

In many ways, by winning the fight you actually lost that night'

ow

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You live in neetland, do what i did and tell them you dream about slitting your throat with an angle grinder using a sintered plate

>1488
>lobov webm
fucking stud of a post

Man Jason Knight is turbo flushed at this point

Jesus christ this man is flushed

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dude has some good fights but jesus even Artem's flushing him

Is Knight the guy that kept iminari rolling into guard and then got confused he lost the decision lately?

Show yourself you /khg/ posting spaz

He did something like that against Makwan Amirkhani in what was a close fight

>stahp the fight
*romans voice*
youtube.com/watch?v=rN0ietnlQV4

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if Pooirier wins I'm quitting UFC

Conor wins the rematch no matter who wins

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Ah I think it was him, thanks familia

Try harder Luke

New name idea for her heem threads: /Heemdog/ or r/heemdog/, thawlts?

What's unironically the best walkout music you've actually heard used?

youtube.com/watch?v=cQZqPi1aHNo

youtube.com/watch?v=BcZSRp6TcU8

>that free andrade money next month
should have been someone else..

Max flushing Peahead is free money

Bernard Hopkins was also 1-1 two fights into his career.

Oh for sure he is Bernard Hopkins my guy

oh for sure in many ways.. m-m-munster of a guaranteed lock

who was that eastern euro fighter who was also miss hitler or something like that

All I'm saying is 1-1 doesn't mean shit. You can still be a beast and successful fighter.

Bareknuckle MMA would be GOAT. Dropping the gloves makes boxing more fun, it would do the same for MMA.

Pics like this make me suspect.

Artem looks like an amputee when his fists are closed

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Fighters want the gloves buddy. Nobody wants heemed hands.

>just straight up wrestling?

I think you'd be suprised

How old is spammy?

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WTF, is this image real?!?

i swear there's an edit of this where someone changed the back text but I can't remember what they changed it to

yeah that one's 100% legit

People who say GSP is the GOAT are wrong
People who say JBJ is the GOAT are wrong
People who say Silva is the GOAT are wrong

*I* am the GOAT.

Jon
Johnny Walker
MSG

Who says no

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Thiago Santos, who's currently booked to fight Jon

Johny was robbed

Anderson beat Adesanya

Prime Artem heems Goober in a bare knuckle fight

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Artem is literally immune to all of corners alternative angles.

every brazilian main event

Tropa de Elite
youtu.be/lwUyCb-Qnrs

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Yes, it’s presumed he’s an inflated gatekeeping can getting crushed and flushed

jon will lose.... THIS TIME!!

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