/hoc/

Hat trick incoming
>t. Traveler

also fuck jannies

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enjoy relying on hutchinson now laffers lmao

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funfact, the canadian tire centre is the only nhl arena on the transcanada highway
calgary's cfl team is also on it

teds are done. everyone is ufa, no draft picks, no one wants to play in faghio, nobody wants to play for torts

FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW FUCK SHAW

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Fuck you faggot

Who is this retarded fucking whore wearing a dress and why is she blabbering when I'm trying to watch the hockey game?

jesus even cole's kids look like grandparents.

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they literally just explained. are you deaf?

F

you can't live in canada and make fun of ohio.

Probably because Bob Cole is like 84? The fuck did you expect

AND THE HABS ARE STILL VIVENT

Rentals weren't great, should have kept the team chemistry.

kek

>L3AFS
>IT WAS 2-0
>STAY SCARED M8

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I know they were talking about. I don't listen to people most of the time and when I do I usually just don't take in what they're saying. I don't care

in newfoundland a generation lasts 15 years

>95 Points

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i just did. what are you gonna do, call us chinks and pajeets and make fun of trudeau?

Canada is superior to blowguyo in every measurable metric.

Getting pretty hyped for this comeback

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>LAFFS

imagine cheering for the predditors lmao

>laffs

What an embarrassing sight

if it's one place where you can live and make fun of ohio, it's Canada, you are just jealous

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>PEOPLE THINK THIS TEAM IS GOING TO BEAT BOSTON
LELMAO

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no

you cared enough to ask a question that they answered if you were listening.

>bob cole's last call
>poehling dabbing on the laffs
>scoring on the pooperplay
missing the playoffs fucking blows but at least this game is fun

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DAILY REMINDER

DAILY REMINDER

DAILY REMINDER

THE LAFFS HAVE A WORSE RECORD *WITH* OVERRATED SHIT IN THE LINEUP AS COMPARED TO LAST SEASON

THE ISLES HAVE A BETTER RECORD *WITHOUT* OVERRATED SHIT IN THE LINEUP COMPARED TO LAST SEASON

Habs? More like has beens

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maybe somewhere in your pill riddled mind this counts as an argument, but not in real life.

yet everyone can make fun of grease. even syria.

we comeback now

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tell us about bread, dude

From my understanding, Ohio is pretty white. Is that why you hate it?

if you win tonight you still have a hope no?

\o\
Give the Caps your power

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Holy fuck it's fun to watch a game when you hate both teams playing.

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N/a/shville!

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ohnonononoNONONONO

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if by white you mean sister fucking, meth snorting, cockposting, animal fucking, insanely obsese then sure, i hate ohio because it's "white"

texier scores!

if you piad attention to current events, or just reality in some form, you would know that's not true. We have had many refugees from Syria.

It's just that you trust your emotions far too far

SHAW

A TRUE SAUL TURNED PAUL, CHAMPION OF DIVERSITY

bad news, user, the caps don't give a single fuck about this game

>laffs

Whatever dude fuck off stop talking to me

>hating the leafs
zoomers are fuckin gay

>l4ffs

HAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS

SHAWZY

>L4FFS
>ANDERSIEVE

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>cockposting
please. we all know that was kippers.

o/

this comeback is gonna be sweet

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>STAY SCARED M8

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>"The Summer wind, came blowing in, and BTFO the >laffs right out of the ploffs."
based Frank

Will start making bread in 3 hours. Hope with no sunflower seeds today
Also >laffs suck lol

I can’t wait for laffs elimination day, ESPECIALLY with tavares.

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YO WHAT THE FUCK, I wrote the norwegian o with the line through it

>family dinner for the last day of the season
>"you gotta cheer for the Leafs in the playoff, you gotta cheer for all the Canadian teams"
Absolutely will not be fucking cheering for the Leafs in any way, shape, or form.

>dress 4 ahl-tier dmen
>leave your starting tendie out to get btfo the fuck out
oh im laffin

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you just know they smell like cigarettes and cheese

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>btfo the fuck out
lad..

*dabs in Czech*

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You seem upset

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based, have a good shift at the bread factory mans draugs
>tfw google translate
>tfw don't know any latvian

Smells goooood

only works for white people

you just got memed idiot

CHAOS
A.D.

El Pablo Zaka

How come your family doesn't know which hockey team you support?

do you often get positive feedback on your humour?

>not lighting up a cheeky accord outside la banquise after shitty drunk poutine at 2 in the morning
wew

BLOWN
THEFUCK
OUT

but the girls are pretty decent

whatever you say satan

hahaha paldies, fren

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Is anderson healthy? I need the leafs to win this series against bahston

:)

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they wont
babcock is really good at beating teams not as good but he isn't a good coach

Don’t ever @ me again you defaulting, greasy shitskin nigger.

Would some say that he is......overrated shit..?

Texier is elite

Anyone who calls themselves a hockey fan needs the leafs to win this series against Boston

PAY
YOUR
DEBNTS

had some pho recently. it's really fucking good

Greece? More like greasy lmao

C'mon Rags. I bet on y'all this one time.

why? I don't like bawwston, but consider: >laffs

Consider this also: leaf fans getting a series win

do you also give coffee?

honestly the leafs getting swept is the best result

>laffs

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Anyone who needs the >laffs to win is gay bottom.

>broons sweep laffs
>broons get btfo in game 7 2nd round
best scenario

Consider my cock deep inside your asshole with my hands firmly grasped on your ass hair

based balticposter

WHAT DID I SAY?
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?

honestly, leafs fans > montreal and winnipeg fans.

Kyle Twinkbas give this twink HOW MUCH MONEY????????

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Yellow facers BTFO as usual

Can you say COCK on American television without it getting bleeped? It seems pretty crazy to have COCK in your name.

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BIRB WILL WIN THE CENTRAL

willy

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>nylander

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KNEElander

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BuT NyLaNdEr SuCkS
>the state of anti leafs retards

>there's a player called Justin Case

Is he going to disappear for another 4 games like he always does

nah blue jackets winning yesterday gave them the tie edge if they lose tonight.

>reddit capitalization
please go back

@91910930
please return. I promise, you'll like it much better in your native environment

stay mad

you are celebrating a player scoring 7 goals while making more than 10mill

My dad's rock cover band is named Just In Case

>gO Ba Ck To ReDdIt
stay mad faggots

wait, so you're sayin' Kneelander is still in the NHL?

Not the first frenchman to break a stick in a crucial moment this year

Kneelander finally have reached 1 million per goal, good for him!

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your dad sounds cool

what instrument?

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t. jorgensson

What's everyone drinking tonight? I've got no beer left so I'm stuck taking a shot of Fireball every now and then

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Sven. you’re smart. Do not reply to him.

Holy shit that would have been amazing if Shawzie scored off that one

Lol Torey Krug’s gonna light up the laffs

water

nothing yet, but thinking of getting some beer

>kneelander has 6 (six) goals this season
>poehling has 2 (two) goals THIS GAME
lmao nice contract >laffs

Drinking an ice cold Labatt's lad

Just realized Babs sat four defensemen down so we could have our usual Leafs Habs Kino on Bob Cole's last broadcast

Based Babs

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>7 goals on the year
>after last year

That’s a big fucking yikes still

unironically vaporizing weed instead of drinking

finished the gansett, finished the becks, rolling rock on deck

eating some candy

>be matthews
>have hyman stolen off your line
>have your other linemate sit out the majority of the year
>be given johnsson
i'd fucking hate babcock if i were him

>finished the gansett,
you from new england m9?

>be mcmeme
>get drafted by the worst organization of all time
>play like a god surrounded by retards
>consistently miss the playoffs
>seethe every moment of your waking life
>all your dreams are nightmares
he's got it worse

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connor mcsecondary SEETHING

i'm in >rags york

oh. gross.

you forgot
>gets chirped

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He's the singer, but he's been playing drums for most of his life. Mostly in a jump blues band.

what, you don't like subways filled with homeless people that smell like piss?

Follow up: what you guys eating? ashamed to admit that not only am i rocking some fireball, i've got doritos for later

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>tfw having beers and enjoying the last FSD wongs broadcast of the season with based ken and mick

going to miss it lads

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>116 points
>+3
>play like a god
McMeme isn't a leader. Soilers, as the joke franchise they are gave him the C 5-6 years too early.

jump blues? Don't you mean jam?

i still dont get it why he made such a long contract with them, he is literally unmovable

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okay, i hate the oilers, let me get that straight, but WHO the fuck else would get the C? like think about it, who else even plays for them? kassian? that retard from boston?

it's "all fucking finns must fucking hang" but 8/10, solid effort

I think it’ll be Islanders pongs

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Drinking bourbon alone like most nights lads

>last FSD wongs broadcast of the season with based ken and mick
at least they'll be back next year

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>and may you foist child, be a moisculine choild

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you're not alone with /hoc/

what are the odds the flyers come back and win in regulation?

>look at flag
he probably want larsson

>this bob cole tribute
getting emotional lads

you have to see mcmeme live to really see how much better he is than everybody else

Thanks leaf

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or just look at the stats page of oilers and see that only 3 players of that roster are contributing most of the time

Nope
youtube.com/watch?v=oEU52jbvX-8

that's true, his speed and quickness in person is mind-boggling

yeah, the standings look so much more realistic on the jumbotron, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED FUCKIN FILPULA

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pumped for the wrestlemania thread tomorrow lads

not to mention his rapidity and fastness

>tfw three nights without hockey

he wanted to be the "good guy" and rescue the coilers, and also not get the tavares treatment
he probably figured he'd have enough star power to get ownership to bend over for him, which he does. it's just ownership is so fucking incompetent they can't even bend over right

Pretty good desu
What time do you want me to make it?

Found the homosexual

quickness is different from speed lad

i don't know when it's on, i'd just make it when the preshow starts

I don't really think Larsson is a captain either. He's way too quiet and shy. He just want to sit alone on a lake and fish.

They should've either traded for a veteran or given it to Nugent-Hopkins. I despise the twink but I think he's a better leader than McSourface

Holy fuck texier is god damn good

You got it bro I’ll allow a few minutes early to give lads some time to find streams and get their snacks together

bulju obviously

good stuff, might have to get a few meals together since it's estimated to be 7-8 hours long

yeah, and rapidity is different from fastness
lace up, kiddo

you have to see bulju to really appreciate his intangibles

Why is buffalo winning now tho?

My #1 Bob Cole memory is the 2002 Gold Medal game

Quick question
How does a Frenchie play better than a Finn?

Using the multiverse theory, and supposing that time is infinite, does anyone believe there will ever be a reality where the >rags beat the Penguins again?

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OVERRATED SHIT CAN'T SCORE IN THE OPEN NET OH I'M LAFFIN

>The city of overrated shit

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Better post some anti-jinx

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>tavares had an empty net
how much do they pay him again?

>Now after 50 years, it's time for Canada to stand up and cheer. Stand up and cheer everybody! The Olympics Salt Lake City, 2002, men's ice hockey, gold medal: Canada!

I’m thinking we should’ve won the division.

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you have to see matthews live to really see how patch his beard is

Dad why are you on /hoc/

Enough to get 47 goals in a season

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why do the leafs look a lost? They arent even trying.

t. laffer

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Imagine being paid 11 million a year and your only job is to to put a 1 inch by 3 inch disc into a 48 inch by 72 inch net. Imagine being unable to do this.

is french panache hon hon hon hon

Enjoy not being able to pay Marner now because of it.

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I usually talk shit about people that speak their mind about literally anything , but I really don't blame McDavid because everything does suck shit. Who the fuck cares. Whatever fuck it. Do what you want Connor. Just go for it

isles are fucking shit though and will be the first team eliminated.

so a million or two less than this guy?

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OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

THE RAGS ARE DOING THEIR PART

INCOMING ISLES CANES SERIES

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>canada still advertising that thieving cell phone company
disgraceful

Remember when Laffs fans were touting about overrated shit being a 50 goal scorer

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>dallas tier
this shit is like wendy's twitter
2019 fucking sucks

They have plenty of money left to sign Marner

which alberta team is /hoc/ for?

our cell phone companies are unironically more criminal than huawei ever was

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do the teds own the tiebreaker over the harry canes if they end with the same number of points?

The leafs are signing Marner moron
He doesn't want to go anywhere

On a brand-new contract versus a ten-year-old contract yes

it'll go to a shootout and >rags will fuck it up because they seem real fucking good at that

JAKE GENERATIONZEL

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Then no money to sign anyone else

Actually now it won’t because >rags

wtf did that guy just say. fuggin newfies

Stupid Weeb

yes, but they won't

They don't need anyone else

>YELLOW FACERS
>YELLOW FACERS
>YELLOW FACERS

>even Kapanen was surprised that pass landed on his stick.

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Enjoy losing Kapanen and having to fill the rest of the team with AHL plugs I guess

watching lindgren really makes >you appreciate price

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>john "tap in" tavares

Remember, Boston in 4.

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Hey believing is believing

Is Jake Guentzel an elite goal scorer?

Keep dreaming bud
They have to play the games yet

no but crosby is an elite playmaker

>enjoy losing one 20 goalscorer on the deepest offensive team in the league
Yeah I'm thinking we'll be okay

Yes and will end up the best American born player of all time

You would know about make believe, dumb fucking anime trash. Neck yourself

reminder that /hoc/ started in 2012 and don't believe anyone telling you any different

Lol what an idiot
A lot of the roster is locked up
Do you even know what you're talking about?

First winger on a Crosby line to score 40 goals, I say yes

>the deepest offensive team in the league

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What's it like being a hockey fan in a third world country?

12 of them were without crosby
12

>softest team in the league
>barely .500 the last month and a half
>already mentally SPOOKED by Marchand and Kreji shitposting on social media

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>we don’t need anyone
Yeah, your defence is just screaming “we don’t need help”.

It’s almost like they play on the same line

same as being a hockey fan in where you are

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>the deepest offensive team in the league

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>12 goals

But I don't live in a third world country...

Penguins confirmed for sweeping the Islels in 5

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Reminder yellow facer(s) are in all likelihood vancouver cantpucks fans and shitpost to distract from their own terrible legacy of failure

It's probably even less than that because you just KNOW Crosby was making good plays in the offensive zone and didn't get a point for it

>play with probably the best player in the world
>still think he's scoring that much because he's elite
how about you give credit where it's due

We have the most 5 on 5 goals in the league m8

Nice digis btw

Their defense isn't the greatest but its sufficient enough, they have some decent prospects too

fans are the same everywhere, that's what I meant

please god let anderson get injured so i can see >laffs' reactions to doing the playoffs with sparx

Stay jelly of Omaha lad reminder he’s exponentially more elite in the ploffs

so we know about ice and procents, but who's ice smells the best?

Man look at that grin
You really have me convinced.......

Don’t get too cocky

>yellow facers actually have yellow faces
woah

My predictions are coming true

Calgary flames to win the Stanley cup
Glasgow clan to win thr EIHL play offs

Honestly boys put your mortgage life savings and your mammy on it

teds in 5 about the choke-ning

Oh well I have to be a fan in the sunbelt (due to work) so I figured we can relate

Um wow 4channel isn't a site of racism. I'm going to report you to Hiromoot personally.

>AND THE PREDATORS HAVE THE LEAD
what did the chicago broadcaster mean by that?

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>TWELVE
>GOALS
>WITHOUT
>CROSBY

>Calgary

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Just took a big calgary flame had to flush it twice

>justin hole
is this dude a gay porno actor?

>Glasgow clan to win thr EIHL play offs
Is this more dykepuck shilling or something?

Yellow facers absolutely seething right now and desperately trying to deflect
I love it

not a based thing to say, latvia

i have reasons to believe that nashville has scored more goals than chicago

Oh no, I hope RYAN PULOCK and CASEY CIZIKAS don't show up in the series

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>literally shaking
>about a colour
WEW. The state of Toronto.

what state and whom do you support?

>HE
>PLAYS
>ON
>SID’S
>LINE

lads...

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yeah dude, brown is gonna be a hero for toronto in the ploffs.
what are these dudes smoking?

wait a hot minute there....please dont tell me bob cole has been calling games since the last time the laffs won a cup

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East Texas and the St Louis Blues

yes rags yes

Lehner with the shut out

>Rangers couldn't get it done
>again
Washington it is.

gg, Philly

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Classic Finish for the Year

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WHO IS THAT WOMAN???
and what is this food hot woman meme?

Started in ‘69. The man has never called a laff cup win ever and he’s been calling games for 50 years

Fuck off Lithuania

Jake Crosbyzel would have half the goals if he was playing with Malkin.

How Fucking New R U

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Don’t be rude, Latvia is a 10/10 poster and a top lad

Im telling you mate. Put your house on it

It's not a meme its one autistic dude that makes these and posts them here

fuck you rags, but I accept playing the pongs. May the better team come out

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>Scotland btfo

>scotland's getting mad

imagine seething that a winger gets assists from his pass first playmaker center

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canadian teams are scared of my good czech boys radil and simek so they killed them, fuck jests and fuck flukes

THRID WORLD AS FUCK, are you kidding me? EL OH EL, Deliverance 2: electric boogallo, enjoy the south never ever rising ever again, yet hold on to the Union to present yourself over perceived "third worlders" on the INTER-NET, I think my friend that you would be better suited to support the You's from the STate of Absolute, because you are PA-THETIC oh and probably a virgin.

anyway, do you find yourself amongst Stars fans? Do you watch minor league games? It's not that far from St/ Louis if you want to support is it?

kek, that delayed bob cole reaction was fantastic

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO

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is poehling elite?

NOT SO FAST LAFFS
>STAY SCARED M8

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AAAAAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POEHLING FIRST GAME HATTTTTYYYYY

>laffs defense

>grease is calling anything 3rd world

GO BRAE

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Not even mad
Good for that kid

IMAGINE IF HE GETS A FOURTH

>GLASSTHEWS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>LAFFS

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generational even

Good on the kid.

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Reminder that Matthews got four goals in his NHL debut

rude post of you, england

>first game
>a hat trick
Fuck yeah Poehling

happy for you poehlin
enjoy it while you can, though. not every team is as easy as the >laffs

oui. les habitents are drafting genuises now. this kid is gonna be great in the future

And the Laffs still lost that game

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Matthews got 4
Big deal

Who fuckin cares laine scored five in one game

Salty Laffs fans ITT

who cares barzal scored a hat trick against the leafs in toronto when the isles first played against the leafs with tavares

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Friendly reminder the Habs season ends tonight no matter what :)

Just as the Habs will lose this one

Greece my man!

vgk vs preds final for that one side

leafs vs capitals final for that other side

preds vs capitals final

COPE

Nah the closest minor team is the Shreveport Mudbugs. I made it out for the Winnipeg dallas game in January but not much else. There are no hockey fans here. I think the only Texans who like hockey are in the cities. Im a 9 hour drive from St Louis as well so that sucks. Also at least there is economic activity in Texas unlike Grease

>get scored on
>throw out nylander

Is Babcock retarded or a genius?

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That's the flim-flam scooter fan and he got stripes in here

VROOOOOM
VROOOOOOOOOOM
BEEP-BEEP

COPE that those are more impressive performances by typing COPE

Stars bout to win the cup

Why bring them up then. Stay boiling m8

Jackie’s going to dab on the lightning

Pretty chillin actually m8 :)

Her was "work", Grecian

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Poehling did it on the 4th line and under 10 minutes played.

Get fucked laffs

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

>Shreveport Mudbugs.

lel

nice

>Im a 9 hour drive from St Louis as well so that sucks.

yes, this is probably the point where the size of the u.s. shows, where the earth curves most likely

>Also at least there is economic activity in Texas unlike Grease

there is economic activity everywhere

>86

>:)
Fuck off hoc is more comfy without you leaf tourists

Nobody gives a shit the kid got a hat trick on his first game and just tied up the game. Matthews lost his

Can’t wait to heem that anime jew York lelandlers fag

>john """""""superstar""""""" tavares STILL cant put up a 90 point season

*How

>implying the name Poehling will ever be relevant

More than a Habs win, I'd like to see matthews break his fucking neck

and the preds win? you couldn't make it more boring if you tried

I wasn't working today, what's up TBG?

I like Manners more

But I was told he was going to score 50 goals?????

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sosdd

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>laffs

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Sooooo much seeeeeeethe everywhere

>you

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i hope you get hit by a bus

>Bob Cole PiP
this is way too epic lads

I hate 3 on 3 OT almost as much as I hate >86. This is such a corny bullshit gimmick. Fuck off already

Yeah they're fun but it's still an hour's drive

What's the unemployment rate in Greece? Then we can compare with Texas

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>hockey is "fun"
>reddit spacing
>replying to grease
>sunbelter
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

wew goalie beeeelown the fuck out

I mean the dream is to have the leafs in the playoffs (they have the best rookies)... but its the leafs so 0% hope

The second dream is that kucherov wins a cup finally (hes best russian in nhl)

>imagine actually supporting the Oilers

Pfft bhahahahaha

it still wouldn't fit the official definition of "third world"

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Actually, that's Toronto playing dirty and shoving someone into his own goalie

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Proving once again the snowbelt are sperging retards

>lindgren nailed in the head by his own guy
>stop like a million leafs chances right afterwards

Bob Cole literally sounds like he's going to croak

>devils won
that 30th spot is >ours lads

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wasn't really dirty, he was just driving hard and took out weal

>dies immediately after calling the gwg
would there be anything more kino?

lose for hughes

good fuckin OT

>91912587
And 1 is still going to the bingbings you retarded sunbelt wetback filth

getting extra hockey is always a good thing

NO WHY A GARYOUT. BOB'S CAREER CAN'T END LIKE THIS

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holy shit that ot

Leafs Habs is so Kino
Why do the other 29 teams even try to entertain?

this, how epic would it be if he got a heart attack on air on his last game?

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN

ARVY FRANCHISE GOAL RECORD

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the last three or four games I've watched have all ended in memeouts. every fucking one.
I must be cursed

>a skills competition to end Bob Cole's career
wow fuck you buttman

isles leafs is fun also

>cole knows when to retire
>grapes will die on camera

>GARYOUT

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SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSHOTSHOTSSHOTSSHOT

EVERYBODAY

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Is the preds pee pee good yet?

Just this year

>His teams franchise record for goals is 33
Holy yikes

it happens fairly often in this league
but, yes, God likely hates you

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>andershit absolutely dangled

>laffs

2002 was a fun time

drouin looks like he should be pumping gas at the border

HAIL FINAL FOUR!! HAIL SPARTY!!

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By drouin no less. Who's *really* icing the AHL plugs tonight?

RV dont need PP

>Ending this absoulte kino of a game on such a shit note

forsberg got a good peepee goal

that was a goal tho

>overrated shit misses the net entirely

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OVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHITOVERRATED SHIT

>overrated shit

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hahahahahahahaha
>tavares

>tavares in a shootout

lmfao if you think he was good just for that move in 2015

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAH

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memetreal fans, if you had to pick, who do you hate more, boston or toronto

>LAFFS
>STAY SCARED M8
>IT WAS 2-0

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POEHLING
O
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>s-stay scared m8

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AHAHAHA FUCK LAFFS ROUND 1 EXIT AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMFAO
>LAFFS
OH NO NO NO NO

ah, Kappi decided to give this to the Habs

this is his third year right, he is with the Golden Horde who got drafted in Mathews' year, right?

>Habs season ends
>they all celebrate like they won something
Leafs heading on to play real hockey

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>Islanders end up with more points without john tavares than the leafs do with tavares

feels really good to be an isles fan, even if he was my favoirte before leaving

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Seethe faggot

>"we were resting our blueline"
>starting goalie gets absolutely embarrassed

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Stop making fun of my team

IT WAS 2-0 !!

>hat-trick on his first NHL game
>scores the GWG in shootouts

This kid just got his ass-pass for the entire summer

how many games have toronto lost in a row now

Stay scared m8

The Canes will have a deeper run

>the laffs have a real chance this year

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we shall miss you greatly mr cole. nobody will ever replicate your voice

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>laffs

REMAIN VIGILANT CITIZENS

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Bob looks like hes all "alright people i did my last game i gotta go take a shit now"

Anyone else notice Marner's shootout shot went deep in the net under the foot of Lindgren? He pulled it out steathily and nobody thought to challenge

Sad thing is if you still had Johnny then your team would actually be a contender

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do I have to seethe about?

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Wasn't in the script. The kid had to get the shootout winner.

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its cool that the battle of alberta is on tonight because i just had one myself in the bathroom not too long ago

Hopefully last memeout of the year.

role players>superstars

thats been the success to the islanders. cizikas, martin and clutterbuck are all so deeply underrated and run the best damn 4th line. Toronto are fools for the way they played him

Why does Gary look so cheeky in this picture?

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Loving
Every
Laff

so your secret is that you don't have good players

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Laffs fan, but after the hatty, was hoping this kids would win it for Montreal

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“And that’s all she wrote.”
Fucking Bob Cole man. You could hear the slightest shake in his voice and it makes your eyes tear up a bit. Thank you Mr. Cole. You will be missed.

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;_;

well not making the ploffs fucking sucks but holy shit what a hell of a game to end the season
poehling hatty and shootout winner, love this lad

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S

his best call is the CuJo save in game 7 where he just robs the stars of a game winner.

Lmao this
If the leafs sort out defensive issues they can legitimately contend. D has been good since injuries cleared up. Sat 4 regs tonight
The isles simply don't have the talent up front to compete for the cup

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What a legend

>first scorer of three goals
can't the frogs say hat trick?

Ya it was cute :)
Big boys are gonna keep playing now k?

anything can happen in the playoffs

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Tour de chapeau

tour du chapeau is a real thing but tva sport sucks compared to RDS from the espn network.

I mean I'll give you that
Not saying it's impossible for the isles to take it
But people pretend its impossible for the leafs to take it so its hard to have actual discussion on here

quebeckers are mentally handicapped, what else do you expect?

Can't wait for Calgary to absolutely HEEM Colorado. They shouldn't even be in the playoffs.

you still better do something with tavares. if the leafs dont win this series this is a net loss for them regardless. they put all that money on him, they better do some shit in the playoffs.

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i've already seen other laffsnet announcers trying to imitate it this year to terrible effect

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>laffs
>discussion
If this thread is anything to go by /hoc/ is fucked

merci les mecs

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>”big boys”
All that “offensive juggernaut fire power” and you only got 4 more points on the season than >we did. Enjoy getting bounced in 4.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

We shall see
That's why they play the games as they say

NEW

on-time new

Awww sorry buddy didn't mean to upset you
There's always next year :)

1 post early, shan't

dubs and shallpilled

>early
>literally 500

threads auto-sage at 501 dumbass

Big F

your thread was also made like 6 minutes earlier so fuck off

Toronto ainec. Bruins are rivals we love to hate, Leafs are annoying ass stains.

Bob Murray, get Connor McDavid out of Edmonton and into Anaheim RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is this the thread?