How come he's never in the conversation for greatest centre forward of all time?

How come he's never in the conversation for greatest centre forward of all time?

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reading that made me laugh out loud

Suarez better than him. Imagine Ronaldo9 and the like.

>le score against dortmund man

not even bayern's best CF of all time

lewa doesn't come close to names like van basten, ronaldo, romário etc.

Because he plays for the one team in a one team league

he isnt dynamic enough and he isnt prolific enough of a tap in merchant to be consider gfoat.

he is close in terms of production to Suarez and the like but he doesnt offer much else other than goals. Where as Ronaldo, Suarez, Van Basten offered other things like passing dribbling and off the ball movement.

So does Neuer

he did a thing with germany at least
bob le wand hasnt

Because he played in a farmer's league for his entire career

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he btfo real and donaldo while playing for a german farmers team

Really poor bait. Not worthy of England. Think of your sins.

Why does anyone go to Bayern? No glory in winning the league, nobody but Germans watch you and paid less than you would in England or Spain.

bier und wurst

Uniroinically, because farmers league.

>insert martin meme about him only showing up to statpad against Traktor FC

literally becomes worthless in any international competition final.

Le statpads after someone else opens the score man

Džeko is unironically superior to him. Fuck off with this Polish fraud.

Nobody wants to go live in England or Spain.

Both are nicer countries than the barren wasteland of Canuckistan

And yet everyone wants to move here for some reason.

Are you implying that a reflex sweeper keeper babby like Neuer is in the conversation for GOAT gks?

Don't pretend he's better than Shearer

based

Don't pretend he's better than Seaman

Because he play in shitty team. If he join Real after his time in Borussia he would be in goat striker discussion

Just like Benzema

>the wrecker of wolfsburg

>The Destructor of Dortmund

because he plays in an irrelevant league

He isn't even in the conversation for the greatest forward currently.

OP is a clueless retard.
Because his greatest achievement in football is scoring 4 goals vs Real Madrid.

Because he's white

lol only Americans and Germans unironically consider Neuer anywhere near the GOAT conversation, most overrated goalkeeper since Oliver Kahn. Ter Stegen is better

>who are Muller and Van Basten

>le miss three sitters and score a penalty man
Because he's a terrible finisher who happens to score an occasional miracle goal.

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overrated, today they'd play for Everton and Getafe

lol he's not even in the A tier of strikers. He's in the B tier with the likes of Cavani, Crespo, Drogba, Vieri etc.

>Müller overrated
>all time bundesscorer
>4times bundes winner
>7times most goals in bundes
>3 times cl (won in a row btw)
>4 times most goals in cl
>WC and Euro winner
>WC top goalscorer with 10
>718 apps 658 goals
>more goals than matches for his nation
>shit ton of insane records
>mfw
Kys Gypsie,if anything he is one of the most underrated players.He literally made Buyern relevant and everyone of his generation knows it.

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>occasional

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one of the worse posts in spee history
incredible

>scores twice against dortmund

honestly the amount of shittalk he gets in Germany is incredible. Jealous boomers like Burgsmuller or FIscher saying things like "he would not do that if he were not in such a team bla bla with such assists bla bla'. If he were German they'd lick his ass 24/7 with that output he gives. top class, consistent striker every season. no-one benches him. I would not rate him as all time top, but his consistency is impressive.

Third-world chinks and poos are not "everyone".

I'm not saying he isn't good but he is nowhere near GOAT status and if you actually think so you are deluded by the fact that he is polish