Official boston red sox at arizona diamondbacks game therad

cora puerto rico villagers told him hit mookie second for shaman voodoo luck

theory: brock holt on DL because he doesnt want to play on a bad team rn

good post

brock holt TRADED to pawtucket

how i feel all the time that one poster doing all the talking me listening

im back from vacation u guys

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>need pitcher to keep runs off the bases
wish this salty driftwood would shut the fuck up my tv

mookie going so good he just watch strike three down the middle

wtf why eck sound so weird is he sick still broadcasting game sorry im late

theory: mookie not fooled by pitch but struck out on purpose in protest of idiot cora

did you get screen capture of mookie anti white supremacy political speech to hitting coach

>he's a GAMER
thanks salty retard

this one?

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david want to kill waving idiots behind home plate

alright guess everybody just ignore me now okay

what's your question

why are everybody ignoring me

posts just aren't provocative enough tonight focus up

didnt take my focus drugs spent entire first day back from south carolina cleaning up after roommate

one inning of baseball down you now have one fewer innings of baseball that you'll watch in your whole entire life

cealning up your roommate after you grisly murder

jbj: that one poster
2016 red sox: the rest of /nesn/

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i wonder if sandy leon still feels a part of the team

i wonder if craig kimbrel still feels a part of the team

>Both pitchers perfect through 1
Are we witnessing history?

nice call blue lol jk

what the FUCK was that call you stupid FUCKING RETARDED UPMIRE FUCKING OVER MY RED SOCKS

if we could witness history i would go back and kill hilter

haha remind me of pete blue bird would be a good call if we went tomorrow for lunch

guerin looking so cute tonight pink and pink what a cutie girl

this post really charged me up acknowledging this post

ALERT: FIRST SCREEN CAP OF OUR GIRL OF 2019

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I wonder if Steven Wright still feels a part of the team

you could have posted her at any point she wasn't making this weird face

this post looking incredibly foolish about now.....

i wonder if travis shaw still feels a part of this team

thanks second game of the seaosn i get to watch my morale still high even though i heard my red socks arent doing too hot they are just saving their wins for when i watch

THE EXPERT DELIVERS

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ok LOL Nunez now a pitcher funny joke, Don. Only oldp*sters will remember

PRODUCTIVE OUT you can't score runs on strike out get fucked stupid cybernerds

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come on jackie do it right now because vaz is going to not do anything at all besides embarass me

jackie's not going to read this idiot post lmao

>will not repeat
idiot cora already giving up

bridge year old f*gs remember

jackie and all of red socks have live feed to my posts on their fitbit

THAT WAS A FREAKING BALK UMP MAKE THE CALL YOU IDIOT STOP RUINING THE GAME

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national league PUSSYS strategy anti runs anti fun

idiots walking the free out to bring up the secret weapon

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Vazquez ever get one of those before?

MUH NIG!

AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

BASED PRICE

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OMFG

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genius prohept

theory: arizona letting price get hits to tire him out

nice

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theory: red sock waiting for me to return home to win games other wins were by accident

anyone else laughing at this d backs posters made one post in the entire thread so far and it was 'first for d-bags' (third reply)

theory: brian johnson depression brought team down everyone happy now he's dead

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in this post replace brian johnson with me and team with my family

mookie

don getting arrested after yelling "that man has a gun" live on television in 2019 whe nguns are the #1 tool of white supremacy

internet imageboards are the #1 tool of white supremacy idiot

damn.....

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freaking bean that idiot already dont let him hit all over you hitHIM

in my opinion ALL of /nesn/ is COMPLICIT

nobody (me) even points out david price clearly supporting white supremacy in this very picture

idea: ban men from baseball to defeat patriarchy

Actually, I made two posts in the thread (now three)

>grape man grew up a yankee fan
it all makes sense now...

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god freaking damn idiot benintendi

idea: use apple watch to circumvent mound visit limit

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david price hitting RUINED his pitching

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reminiscint of jackie pic you know the one

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no, you know, THE ONE

idea: 2-7 team doesnt deserve anything

david price is going to give up a grand slam isnt he

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yes very good

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anyone else watching my red sox blow another game and lose again

>devers will hang
uhhh wtf?

RACISM is still alive AND well

>go finish up making dinner1 with my red sock up 3-0
>put dinner 2 in the oven
>come back
>red sock TIED 3-3
what the FUCK leave for ONE second and this happens

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OUT but run still scored

Uh yeah, we're all watch

wtf no spoilers

did anybody see though

I see that Adam Jones is a bitch

you can see foot off bag but mlb hates red sox so they'll say no call

theory: mookie actually is mad about racism

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how many runs this game at least 25

counter point mookie is a sheltered mommys boy that bowls and says sir and ma'am to why*Te people and doesn't talk like any swag

this post killed mookie forever apologies

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*david price blasts this poster for racism*

i'm a realist

idea:turn off lights to save power and open roof

they can't afford to open roof idiot were you even watching

honestly cant even believe my red socks are losing right now

GUERIN BIKINI CONFIRMED

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>guerin forced in bikini tomorrow in a pool

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thats why you turn to lights off freakin idiot did you read te idea

>guerin forced

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no room for other people ideas they only make your own ideas weaker

idea: sell MLB trading card game with roguelike map generation and always online DMR

dmr the best feature

idea: change highly problematic pitch name "cutter" to something more mentally-capable friendly like "moveball"

Idea: ban use of Friends theme song from game to not offend millions of friendly posters who do not have friends

idea: that but just make it a reskin of yu gi oh duel links

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washed up yugio posted hasnt won a game in two years but still posts his japanese bug man conquests

that reminded me to a thought: when i was at hotel in south carolina cutie girl came out of pool and was checking me out then I look at her and see cut marks all over her legs and thing "wow no thanks" and walk away and she follows me and sits right in front of me not saying anything and then i get in car and leave to my brothers house

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lol stupid nigger

just like my red socks

good idea peple with mental illness shouldn't breed (please read this post carefully /nesn/)

> (please read this post carefully /nesn/)
ok now what

now reflect

EMERGENCY CASH INFUSION they have OPENED the roof

WOW funding magically found after that one posters idea SSTOLEN

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wtf.....how will i support daughter....

>thread not even 1.5 hours old
>6 posters (myself not included) make 130+ posts
lol fucking LOSERS

Meanwhile, the yanks/O's thread has 19 basedposters making quality analysis of America's pastime.

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sorry craig you should have focused on LOCATION

ur daughter future softball career ended early forced to post butt on /nesn/ just to make em meat

future me 50 years old

ok now what

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rate my cats, bros

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cat barely even in this picture u just USING cat like an object to show off ur fancy stupid book

i rate it 9.3/10

Your right I'm sorry. Here I took a close up.

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DISCUSTING

minuteman hand book $5.00 provides step by step instructions to sufferes from premature ejaculation

You made em meat

now who's obsessed

this thread makes me sick

honestly dont like cats but i dont want that one opster to feel bad

me imaging hitting home run at the batting cages running into that group of softball butts and having them GROPE me just like that right now

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didn't need to know this

Sounds like an invite bitch. Since your party has so many people you won't mind a few more.

you wnt them to grab your by the pussy HA HA

both same posters youd have to be biggest idiot in the world to fall for this and go post in some dumb yankee thread

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sounds like it brings up bad memories of sexual abuse

DANIEL NAVA HAS APPEARED

I really oughta pull your hair

NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA

THE BEST PLAYER ON THIS TEAM
THE BEST BROADCASTER IN THIS BOOTH

NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA

>honestly dont like cats
ok thats enough just stop it right now with your stupid wrong opinions

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omfg

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NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE NESN FINALLY SHOWING DANIEL RESPECT HE IS LONG DUE ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT ALL TIME RED SOX GREAT

What is this symbol of white supremacy hand sign very disgusted right now

oh no not again dont encourage it nesn

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NAVA HEARTBREAKING MEDICAL ISSUES SO STRONG MAN NEVER LOST HIS FAITH

NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA

THIS IS THE HIGH POINT OF 2019 SEASON IF YOU AREN'T WATCHING YOU MISSED IT

>NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA

THE ************* GOAT ***************** HAS RETURNED

theory: kimbrel sick daughter actually daniel nava

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OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

HEART BREAKING

I AM SOBBING MY TEARS RIGHT NOW

NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG NAVA STRONG

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actually yes that did happen to me

PUNISHED

NAVA

wait a second didnt nava play just last season AGAINST the red socks completely OBLITERATING them? this sound slike a FAKE story daniel nava LIAR making up sob story so red socks give him big money again so he can sleep and cook mexican food like joe kelly

nava banned from booth after white supremacist hand signal flashed on live television

NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA

BRING HIM BACK ANOTHER HALF INNING
THE PEOPLE DEMAND NAVA

>NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA

BRING
R
I
N
G

HIM

BACK
A
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K

NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA NAVA

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>all this spamming

EASILY THE SINGLE GREATEST GUEST APPEARANCE I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE NESN BOOTH EVER --- POSSIBLY IN ANY BOOTH EVER, ALL TIME

JUST WITNESS HISTORY

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theory: nava lies on television to get pateron donations

>how terrific to see daniel nava
I AGREE, DAVE

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FRUCK

fuck off wtih such an idiot untrue post and also i might add completely unrelated to this game and braodcast so REALLY doesn't belong in the thread honestly just delete it

idea: show ring on television but don't zoom camera in

is this ur average dbags fan?

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Hey guys

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is mookie even fucking trying this year

FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING OFFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK

best white short stop in baseball

charisma

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looks likes a phillies fan to me

how can you tell

pitch counts confirmed social construct to keep African American pitchers down

Time for affirmative pitching.

>188 posts
>11 posters
Holy shit

actually you don't have to keep making this post since these numbers are easily available to all users toward the bottom of the page

unironically is there anyone who really cares about pedroia coming back?

That was my first post in this thread you dumb cunt.

What the fuck is Vasquez trying to get at?

isn't it pathetic?

>finishing the season 2-160

ISHYGDDT

>Red Sox game thread
>few, dedicated, posters. developing important, and intelligent theories
>other game threads
>idiot making one post and leaving to play always online dmr games

anyone else noticed nesn hot player always SUCKS that game and nesn cold player always does good

what are you implying?

>This thread has intelligent posts
You're a fucking retard.

HOLY COW did any1 else just see xander pause the world like the matrix to dodge that baseball WOW?

also any1 hear that guy in the crowd yell "common mookie" while xander was batting

exceptional fans make for exceptional posters AVERAGE joe's just don't have the right stuff

>also any1 hear that guy in the crowd yell "common mookie" while xander was batting
looool that was literally me

I'll make you eat those words with the most intelligent post ever

What a giant circle jerk. Dead sport.

Your offense is shit no matter who's in the lineup

>no one's going to remember daniel nava medical redemption story but will remember me bad read some promo
never hated salty more than in this moment

I bet you watch golf....

loool the way nunez got robbed there reminded me how literaly the only bad posts in any thread ever are stupid brain dead drooling meta posts about whether a thread is good or not hahaha lool

lool

ok i guess i'll have to break out the analytics engine for this one writing up the SQL clickview algoritm as we speak

ok someone develop the ssis package that one poster write the complex sql query for his tableau report

anyone's in this thread at least one grandpa and grandma still alive???

I don't watch sports.

very interesting if we could do ad primary key pivot on the insight engine to really drill down into the data mart

feeling bad im not making enough post

shave your neckbeard basedyboyy

>he's an athlete
wishing it was possibel to mute just one commentator

>217 posts
>12 posters
>Yankees thread has double the posters and a third of the posts
Based Yankee fans
Lmao.

based tendies

keep david in all game coach

we can leverage the data warehouse as a self-service source for posters to make important data driven decisions off of

me the leverage
you the whorehouse

>double the posters, no one actually posting
not sure why you keep bringing this up

pedo brother's brother the poster

my grandma is 100

ok great thank you

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all me

mookie viet nam bush hider alert watching ready to strike

looooooooooool amazing vazquez shakes off the bunt so he can strike out SANDY can't get here soon enough

idea: vaz shouldnt be batting should be swihart

jd just before pinch hit

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geniuos

idea: develop machine learning algorithm to predict /nesn/ poster churn

does anyone else high five him self after every red sox hit

doesnt matter benininintendi just hits into triple play here anyway

YES

algorithm poster has made an insight

2-2 count not a single strike thrown

hmm....train the model with a new set of test data

kind of tension at bat here

doesnt matter mookie just hits into quadruple play here anyway

MOOKIE

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when they said lovullo was going to manage dbacks i didn't realize they meant equipment manager

what did he see

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the script

me future bald and 30 with BS and MS starting my first entry level job $45k

>posters using months old data to make today decisions

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truly MVP turning bases loaded 1 out into one signle run and killing the rally and only leaving a tied game

guerin wearing this tomorrow to diamondbacks pool

the cellulited to size ration of this butt seems bad imo not that in real life i don't f*ck literally any girl that lets me

do something moreland

xander justify contract RIGHT NOW or else

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ok now what

fucking idiot xander eat shit i chargeback the deal

do something xander

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the data never could've predicted an outcome like that! we have rework the model

that's chris young idiot

sure that bikini is a good look for you user?

adding that fix to our next sprint

wow wtf first hanley gets a ring and now even dumb ass posters get rings too??

i'm literaly going to shoot my own brains out if you idiots make another post that reminds me of my NON STARTER, DEAD career path and student debts

WORKMAN is good

ok i think workman earned his internship

Think I'm going to masturbate through the 8th. Who should I jerk off to?

nava

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>bunting
what the fuck idiots

wish guerin wearing bikini right now

heh you didn't see a bunt coming now did ya

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analyitics told me it was happening innings ago

moral debate: is it right to FORCE guerin to wear a bikini at home

>yankees thread has double the amount of unique posters yet this thread has double the amount of posts
christ you guys are just spamming LOSERS

doesnt matter im forcing her to wear bikini all year rest of year

lol devers u aint gonna run

looool devers running to kfc for chicken

Fuckin A Devers

>here comes vazquez to hit

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godo fucking damn it vazquez LIFT SOME FREAKING WEIGHTS

close roof and that's a homer un

conspiracy: only opened roof after 4-3 dbcak lead

>homo opener is a 2pm game on a week day
what he fRICK is the POINT? everybody will be working

really gets me thinking

Yo, Jonesie

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take the day off you idiot

new dork has more than twice as many posters in their city

only oldf*gs will get this

jesus christ brasier

i dont work tuesdays actually until night which will be like 430 pm aka right towards the end half of the freaking game might miss the best part or least relevant part all because they couldnt make it a night game so i could miss entire game

did anyone in this thread ever cry over a girl

whats your job and don't lie if youre a dishwasher or something

yes when first real girlfriend (also girl who literally raped me) broke up with me i cried in front of her and she laughed and said haha are you joking

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN
EAT SHIT

not sure 4:30pm is night

maintenance for a church/religious retreat thing

haha are you joking

haha are you joking

braiser makes me nervous he has the body of zach galifinakis

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lol

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i thought he had a career ending injury making cedillas or something

i like braiser he has some clear muscles asymmetry or something and basicaly looks dumb which reminds me of myself

lol

okay zach thanks for posting

PLEASE no extra innings i want to make it to church on time

i want to sleep on time

what is even the point of hitting it almost over the wall but not over

really happy koji is back

brockstar btfo'd by a literal toddler

>potentially extra inning game
>put in translator for NO reason when this could potentially be a 100 inning game
not the best move by cora if im being honest i did analytics

god damn it

>put koji in now to bat
>he can pitch later if needed
run the numbers again, idiot

this poster wanted brasier to hit tie game top 9 with one out

any1 hear guy yelling "mooookieeeeee" when koji is batting

I miss games going until 3am

>one out
inning basically over nayway doesnt matter maybe zach can go yard and let me post meme for first time this season

looooool ok fuck this dumb ass team

im going to Fenway next thursday lads

okay lets see if thats how it place out

You won't be going anywhere if you don't clean that room mister

oh great an alcoholic is pitching bottom of the 9th more important game of the season

just moved into another apartment so im at the weird phase where it actually is

me: laying down after this inning i think

and 4 alcoholics are posting about it

stop

idea: stop losing games and win

Already done

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im not so sure about that one. how about we lose a few more just to see what happens

FUCK YES MOOKIE

LASER

Who are these gay men?

mookie loves free basebol

give me the free baseball

FUCKING GREEDY BASTARDS

anyone have the picture of hanley or someone blownig throw the third base coach's stop sign

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god DAMN it kill my self

genius prediction

gay

DAAAAAAAAA

red sox

LOSE

i wnat to die

SEASONS OVER RED SUX

>2-160

woah it came true

wtf is happening to >our team

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YES WE DID IT!!! ANOTHER LOSS!!!

saving our wins for non-meme west coast road openers

alright bed time good game that one arizona fan that posted 1 (ONE) time in entire thread but bed time now

night night lvoe you

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free tacos in AZ tomorrow

Eat shit massholes

Ty

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH