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>Kerber

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lie
great example

i bet he fucked her that night i hope if he didnt he is faggot that woman is way too hot you gotta take the change

>Kintaveit is disgusting
>Goerges is disgusting
>Potapova is disgusting
There's your (You)

are you fro m buenos?

no

youtube.com/watch?v=CCAKyA7PTIU

angie kerber is still #1 in my heart

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her son is very cute whos the father

youtube.com/watch?v=IsyXG8Xhcsg

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his name is Mischa, he also plays on tour

imagine looking like this and having a beautiful 31 year old woman as your lover and mentor

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She has a terrible H2H against a stack of players. She's also never won a relevant WTA level tournament. It's kind of a mystery how a player with such an underwhelming career managed to win 3 slams.

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Is he unironically gone? He makes me not want to come to these threads.

is an horse an athlete?

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god i wish that were me

was it some tournament where romanian billionaire(he called serena fat) who owns the tournament decided to use models instead of teen girls for ball service?

Bencic, ????, Kasatkina, Mladenovic, Vikhlyantseva, Vekic

who left?
would eat goerges's ear!

no, about 50% of top-100 are absolute qts

then what? Fin del Mundo? Ushuaia?

Poot's

hercog

oh she is qt
so sad he bf is ugo

also cute detail: she was a 'lesbian' before him

Wow rude

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one hopes. he's like HIV, we'll never really get rid of him

...

>He makes me not want to come to these threads.
Unironically this

NEWSFLASH: there are no lesbians. There are only women who are willing to accept a female compagnon when they can't find a man. And there are traumatised menhating individuals who have been abused by members of the opposite sex and are now irrationaly projecting their hatred on every men.

The former will most likely "stop being lesbain" at some point, the latter are complete nutjobs who don't qualify as example when talking about sane people.

True. I've banged two.

based. the best are the bulldykes who pretend like they don't like it

it's true though. your posts are garbage and you're never going to leave our general

i want to titfuck bartoli so bad

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Part of the problem is that the Californian autist with a German proxy encourages him

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Punta del Este probably

Match is starting lads

Which horsefaced slag will take set 1?

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>Wozzles

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Caro posted new IG today hour ago ^_^
Post + 2 stories

btw she wrote her post in THREE languages
>English
>French
>SPANISH

WHY LATEST????? is it for Spanish fans before Madrid? or is she start to feel her Spanish roots?
Did she wrote in Spanish before Madrid Masters of 2018? 2017? 2016?

Love her so mmmuch!!!

Will you please go away? I'm asking nicely and you need to know that literally nobody likes you.

>whoreniacki

were they attractive/qt/bjutiful?

>Caro posted new IG today hour ago ^_^
>Post + 2 stories
>btw she wrote her post in THREE languages
>>English
>>French
>>SPANISH
>WHY LATEST????? is it for Spanish fans before Madrid? or is she start to feel her Spanish roots?
>Did she wrote in Spanish before Madrid Masters of 2018? 2017? 2016?
>Love her so mmmuch!!!

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she became such a mummy

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i also forgot to mention that i like her height and body type, she is pretty tall and have nice posture and wide strong shoulders, well just look at instagram.com/p/Bv9gX2ShFEg/

>our general
its mine too

something wrong with her metabolism or what? bulemia?
because she was chubby, then super skinny, then fat, the chubby again. Niet normaal heemaal!

btw she did not post stories for few months

she was, if i understand it correctly, more active in 2017 and before, but in 2018 she became a rare poster, and stories became very rare too. Idk why. She even deleted few stories from barbershop visit before the experience date and i forgot to save it. so sad still

something happened, maybe french girls clash or focus on singles, or both.
but maybe today is the day she will start to post more often?

>pozniacki

>lezzniacki

*Wins Charleston*

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F

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Volvos are such shit cars fuck off
Built to breakdown

>not buying japanese when you got no money

yeah, I just wish it wasn't

>Jizzbot can't dab on 250s

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???

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?

Who's the Homura of WTA?

simona

>vika

Halep stronk

Dead sport

The old man will save it one final time.

Based

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Where will he save it?

>RG
>wimbly
>USO
>Basel

MUGU

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>you more injury then the injury himself

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>zverev

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how much money was he paid to play?

I will never understand people insulting players in INDIVIDUAL sports.

lmao, they owe you nothing, if you're better then compete yourself

it's not like they're taking a spot in a team or anything

I could literally beat any female tennis player apart from Serena on hard court

become trans then

No idea. I think Just Succ got $100k in NZ last year and he's a meme player.

well as reference, he was paid 400k to play at Acapulco

he was paid around 500k+ in participation feed to play acapulco (before the atp finals so he was probably paid more this year) so i guess here must be like 600k+

you know federer can dope if he wanted bc you just know the atp would cover it up there is no way they would ruin theirs sport telling the world the most important popular player in the history of the sportis a cheater

i really want to find a love in Argentina. I know that Sabbatini and Caro phenotypes are archytypical Argentinian, i mean my 2nd suggestion of Caro after Spain would be exactly Argentina

give me some tips

if you are blond and blue eyed as soon as u land you will get bunch of sluts wanting ur dick

*digesting France by the pound*

i am not blond, and not that blue eyed, and I don't need a slut waiting for a dick :(

i really like Caro's/Sabbatini's looks and was just thinking how often are they in Argentina?

best way to find a gf is probably in uni or at work.
maybe i should learn spanish and build a plans...

brunette are very common but most are white skin not tanned like sabatini and garcia maybe in the north are more dark skinned but i never been there

i have sister 23 years old dark blonde hair green eyes she would kill for a russian guy come boris bring ur euros

was for

i was talking about their faces, are these common? like them a lot

also why dont u sleep at 2am?

>bring ur euros
i guess argentina is richer than russia, at least in 2015+

maybe in 2007-2014 we even were on the level of poland salaries, but putin's system came to the logical part(end?) so i am pretty poor
but i have a plan to get richer and being able to afford a tickets and houeses

i just understood what american(s+n) flags feel when most of tournaments are held in european time zones

guess they have more time for self-improvement then

poor nadal

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>Fraud is dead center
>zoomers in the foreground
Feels like they were added as an afterthought

I didn't know wozzles can be actually cute. Smart move covering that giant fivehead. of course haters are seething trying to talk her ointo it doesn't look good on her. Just look at the replies to the tweet.

Very nice, Wozzler, looks like Alexondra Lee from SU2.

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>tfw no qt french-spanish-italian-argentian gf, a little bit older than me young wife, to watch fireflies on the riverside bushes of our countryside at early wet and chilly morning before the sunrise

>they deleted it
wew

I'm not gay enough to discuss male looks but I just wanna say if Thiem stole my waifu, I would understand.

blond and blue-eyed works everywhere in the world

do all argie girls look like her?

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>6-2, 0-4
WTA is a joke and needs to be stopped

>6-2, 0-6
I'm fucking done

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whomst?

Laura Robson

shit really? she's so fucking cute

no wonder she steals all ower girls

why women in UK are so good looking?

steals what?

hehe white skin brown hair yes but green eyes are more common

listen boris both garcia and sabatine abused testosterona so they look way too masculine in the face more argentinian women look very feminine round faces petite bodies id say no boris they dont look like garcia and sabatini they look like women

and no way boris you can buy a house with one euro in argentina right now things are bad

She only moved here when she was a kid. She was born in Australia and both her parents are Australian.

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>Australian
european blood you mean

imo sabbatini and garcia are 10/10 beautiful

for example Kuznetsova is masculine, cute, but not that beautiful(no offense Sveta)

>buy a house with one euro in argentina right now
how? where?
i really like how Patagonia(all the stuff featured in Top Gear episode: Lakes, mountains, desertes, prairees, swamps, snow) looks, really really really

well that was an exaggeration but one euro here is worth almost 50 argentine pesos our money has been devalued a lot these last two years .If you are poor en europe u are upper middle class on here

Apparently Dimitrov is fucking Alize Lim

Conny Perrin is utter fucking trash and I hope she dies alone and in pain.

>Getting dabbed on by the world #438
This is why WTA will never be taken seriously

Pavs quarterfi- ...whatever run. A bit of running certainly wouldn't be bad for her.

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Paolini's a shitcunt too btw

Will /ourgirl/ Penko successfully vulture Bogota?

I like clay but these literal who 250s are Fucking terrible. Full of ferrer-talent-tier Spanish school players.

Source?

why is she so perfect brehs?

>always win on clay
youtube.com/watch?v=DCXbg4CHYG8

>cici has had numerous arm procedures
Will she ever play again?

Ferrer was #3, has a M1000 and a final at RG

I think Queery is the only player in the top 50 competing in Pooston

alize lim's vagina

>Bernie playing while I have university
Not fair bros

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houston looks cozy

How feminine and nice are Momo's feet?

not half as nice and feminine as Kuzzie's are, you fucking homo

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footfags

business idea: make all clay tournaments green clay

better idea: make all clay tournaments grass

Best idea: make all tournaments red clay

they're right though

she's been playing tennis for 22 years

give me 22 years, rich parents and the best coaches on the planet and I'll be number 1 for at least 1 year

I mean, how stupid do you have to be

greatest idea: make all tournaments blue clay

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Good night lads, gonna dream about Sex with bex

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Sick bastard

greentext + fixnini

>Bencic
Imagine struggling this hard against fucking Thotner

Seriously, how do you lose to Lottner? Fucking NOBODY loses to Lottner, she's garbage.

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FAT SWISS CUNT SHITTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shut the fuck up you good damn degenerate gambling faggot. You're almost as fucking bad as boris, you thick twat

Yeah

Nobody asked for your opinion, you fat cunt. She's getting dabbed on by an ITF shitter.

I'm all for spergposting in /tennis/ where only a handful of autists see it, but this is a bit far tbqhwy

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Tsitsipas fucking maria sakkari! he is confirmed gay

Lmao

He's not wrong you know

I want to have hAlEp be my wife

>flag
Words alone can't even begin to convey how little your opinion means to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=YWDv933q2oE

F

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very rude

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Just woke up, feels good man

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Too much sport this weekend, lads

Monte Carlo starts
Grand Prix of the Americas (motorbikes, not that f1 shite)
The Masters at Augusta National

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>tennys

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youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

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This is WAY better

youtu.be/H3v9unphfi0

youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

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>hAlEp let this dingdong win a slam

>dingdong
whomist?

have you been to Romania? i think you are rich and if youre not fat or ugly you will find qt young girls there, like Halep maybe

Halep is Aromanian (Greek-romanian mix)

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**Blocks you are path**

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I also can't believe she let Wozniacki win a slam.

And what mix is Aleksandra Maria Lara?

you now remember kokkinakis

Well she's Romanian in Germany but seeing that she has the same nose as my mother (and my mother is Ruthenian) she has Slavic blood for sure.

never forgot the kokk
post 10/10 romanian

pic related is what real romanian people look like.

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based Mozart. I fall in love with any woman who nails the ridiculously beautiful high-pitched part. gives me literal chills

>women's "tennis"

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Proofs?

Ada subscribed to Adriana Lima 5 hours ago

Amelie subscribed to Lady Gaga 16 hours ago

Caroline like Lyon skyline pic with mountains on background 16 hours ago. Also subscribed to /rayanebensetti/ 19 hours ago. What she did between that in her IG - idk. Maybe, was sitting/chatting in 2nd/3rd/4th account/

Caro and Amelie are rare in IG, other girls put likes like 7 times in 12 hours, while Caro and Amelie post about once a week/

do we need to know who this Ada is?

i dont have a pics of her

Fucking kek

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romanian princess

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cheeky bernie title run

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youtu.be/yGb7_XWP0OE

Its know here
Hagi(if you know him) is Aromanian too
There are Aromanian in Greece, Romania and other Balkan countries

Here an article in which she speaks Aromanian
m.digisport.ro/special/de-colectie-simona-halep-si-kira-hagi-vorbesc-limba-aromana-mesajul-emotionant-transmis-379971

Deleted m
Maybe she's Tatar, if you don't know her don't assume things
Tatars>>>gypsies

based

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Tattoos are trashy

please save us kyrGOAT

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>tfw Océane Dodin is back

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Is the reason women tennis is so inconsistent is because the women are always off/on their periods and this makes them emotional time bombs? Just look at Bencic in this thread having a meltdown, Bia at the Indian Wells, and Siegemund at Charleston. I think it's funny they have male coaching visits because without a man they would go insane.

post her meltdown and cries(tears)

the bencic one is earlier in here, and idk how to make webms, cant find the others

You don't need to post a pics. It would be enough to tell more than just what I assume to be her first name.

gosh just look at this perfection i love modest mirka

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Is that Shad?

The outfit probably cost more than /10is/'s freely available income combined.

I hope it's ok to mugupost here, she won after all

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how can anyone still insist she is not ourgirl?

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me on the left

>chardy is the second seed
Pooston is challenger tier

looks like Bencic

>cute frog who isn't that good at 10is
For me it's Hesse

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post sofya zhuk

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Wait so does she even tennis anymore?

she is fucking dimitrov now

>sharty

Good riddance Chardy you frog race traitor

That third set of the Chardy Garin match was WTA tier

>Isner 2.0 finna dab on the 250s

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Dont you fucking lose Opelka you motherfucker

>Consider this an invitation, to my MooGoo Nation

Guess not

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R2 if you make Boris stop posting by spamming Cyrillic shit to him I will literally buy you a brosdidude

based clay

S_ _ W_ _ _ B_ _

>consensual heterosexual intercourse with Rebecca Peterson in the mercenary position

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spotted the fag

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post rare konta's

>anime
The ironing is delicious

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When is Caro playing next and where? Thanks.

wtatennis.com/news/stacked-stuttgart-field-feature-all-reigning-slam-champions-eight-top-10

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>a coalburner, a chink, a dud, a fattie, a kikette and a cute walk into a bar...

wipe your eyes, your '"a dud" is the most good looking of them all

>a kikette
what is it? sounds dutch (not 'kiekiette'. but they like double letters and such sounding)

I want to have breakfast with her

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>your '"a dud" is the most good looking of them all
Ignoring the fact that that isn't true, what does that have to do with her being a dud?

sure thing m91988898

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looks tsurenko here

>Ignoring the fact that that isn't true
her being pretty or her being 'le dud xDDD'?

>what does that have to do with her being a dud?
nothing?

Sure thing, bud.

Caro is really aesthetic. Very very very.

Svitolina was never pretty, her facial shape and too small mouth/nose are evident.
Asian is asian.
Bencic looks like 30yo romanian store clerk(female)
Azarenka is too slav
Siegemund is debatable.

Caro is simply esthetique(aestatisch).

...her face, her eyes, her nose, her chin, her eyebrows(eyebrowes?), her hairstyle. You need to be a completely tasteless faggot to not see it.

You will struggle to find a pic where Caro looks bad, its impossible.

>You will struggle to find a pic where Caro looks bad, its impossible.
it will be her picture with you

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>aestatisch
in Germany we say ananastisch

not nice from you

you are not german

AMA

Do you like my pancake I made for breakfast? Usually they come out like tortillas but I’ve been using less water

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idk, it looks ok but I'm gonna have to taste them with maple syrup

still nicer than to cheat on your waifu behind her back
would you adopt momo's kids if she propose you?
youtube.com/watch?v=1jVclWz_eXU

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Kuznetsova today playing in black tigths, looks nice
Cirstea played in the same day ago, it was too hot

also someone on tribunes wore the same today, on match 3 hours ago in Lugano

did you make this pic by yourself? and the other week ago with Amelie too
photoshop or gimp? post the original Mauresmo pic you used please
>still nicer than to cheat on your waifu behind her back
On Caro? How did I cheat?

I like them both you should know ,andCaro is #1 heart taker and dream wife.
Mauresmo is cute and if i was her age or if i was a tennis player of her age i would date her in 1990s-2000s maybe and marry too, would have kids maybe. idk how would it go in our personal life. o sabbatini, idk. idk

qt momo :3

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quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut young caro instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/vp/e8cb1bf5586f8a780781d30998939496/5D326105/t51.2885-15/e35/54731798_876968179302116_460159551365264514_n.jpg?_nc_ht=instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net

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>did you make this pic by yourself?
no Amalie reading this thread and sending me pictures via whatsupp

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no i thought maybe you stole it from some forum or smth like that

so you dedicate a time to make a content for me now

What part of this country you from

which one of you did this?

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Can’t believe what I’m about to say, but MC can’t come soon enough.

>Sudaca liking clay tennis
I do believe every word you say.

Is that name there to censor 'her' erection?

Hell no, fuck Rafa and fuck clay pipo. But having a week of clay tennis is better than Boris and his autism dominating these threads.

Well I masked every Russian flag on this board just because of Boris. 2bh clay is fun to play on, but is horrid to watch.

Sydney, you?

How do I filter flags on clover???

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why did it do that?

you're so wrong, babe

based rafa

greentext + memerev

BORRN TO BE WIIIIILD

>memerev

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Caro and Sabbatini subscribed to Zverev

Sabbatini liked Zverev's last IG photo(post) about Dwayne Wade

btw Zverev subscribed to 98 people only, among them Kucherov and Vasilevskiy. They are from Florida, just like Dwayne Wade. He met them in Febraury
among other 98, there are also Yulia Efimova(russian swimmer with big bunda), Pique, Mueller, Bernarda Pera, Sydney McLau, ghlin, Goetgze, Gercke, Kerber, Ptetkovci, Nadal, Alize Lim, Wozniacki, Ozil, Anna Kalinskaya, Laura Robson, Genie, Azarenka, Lisicki, Cirstea, someone Cornelia Lister('professional tennisplayer and model with 5437 subscribers), Mladenovic, Ana Konjuh, Boulter, Rublev, Bencic

also, does IG list 'subscribed to' in reverse order or random? if reverse then order of his followings is:
>bencic
>rublev
>stefan koz
>vatutin
>chris kas
>munarclar
>boulter
>tiafoe
>konuj
>ipek_soylu

his first IG pic is 29 may 2014. he have pics with bencic from junior ceremonies from that year

also he still have pics with bencic and caro like his pics often in 2016-2017, but then she stopped(iirc she stopped at all, not only his; she used to post stories and put likes more often before 2017-2018)

rublev have 390 followed accounts, most of them are fucking trash, like models etc

nice so see her back

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>Caro and Sabbatini ARE subscribed to Zverev
fix
not like day ago, they do it for a long time

>Sabbatini liked Zverev's last IG photo(post) about Dwayne Wade but no other
fix

(well she have some likes, with rally clips etc, she seems to watch her feed carefully and not liking every pic she sees)

haha, so he doesnt follow caro, but she follows him and put likes

but she was lesser star than him before 2017 autumn, wasnt she?

>imagine following your mom on IG
lmoa

Whoms?

>this entire post

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>try to vulture a worthless 250
>lose to munar in the second round

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>world no. 3

I wonder when it is not ok to mugupost.

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kek, I actually chuckled, very rare from just a text post

Plot twist: Boris is one of schizo argies personas

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based

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Perth
>replying gorillian hours later

Didn't know Hellboy had a sister

>sweaty
user I...

>flag
Not everyone is into being peed on, Hans

>replying gorillian hours later to a reply that was gorllian hours late

IS CARO FROM THERE?
>French Catalonia

No, you dumb fuck

boris im worried

sascha is kerber and mischa zverev bastard son

you fucking idiot

she is GARCIA
but she is FRENCH

obviously some french-spanish connection
Doesn't FRENCH CATALUNIYA sound french-spanish for you?

Do you have a nurse who wipes the drool from your chin as you type this garbage?

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can you stop projectin hon

>I know you are but what am I
Primary school tier. Which is actually pretty advanced for you, so well done.

Are you of mixed race? You remind me of one british tv snob, fucking annoying fag
>I know you are but what am I
Your english is broken

Cut this autistic crap and post waifus.

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>monte carlo starts on the 15th

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Who are Caro's friends now? What does she do, where doez she go out and with whom?

How do I filter a flag in clover

tfw no 8k tennis

>Your english is broken
No, it really isn't. Your fucking brain is broken.

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hummens look so weird without eyebrows

youtube.com/watch?v=f_fdqwB8iww

I had the same bedspread feels bad

>/Tennis/
More like /Pennis/. Cos its fucking gay sport

Based Dimitrov. Did you do it btw?

Post your favourite bex

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Muguposting is never wrong

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> based
> mugupilled

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new to betting here. someone please explain why people don't just bet on never-in-doubt matches and make /freemoney/?
like if you put 100 on Nadal with 1.4 odds against a literal whomst'd've'th on clay, you'll still make 40 f o r f r e e

what happens when knee explodes?

his knees are made of clay though. he'll just reconstruct his knees on the court and continue

Where have you seen a 1.4 odds against literal nobody ?
1.4 on clay, it's when he plays Djoko or Thiem.
Against a nobody, it's closer to 0.05, and you dont want to put 1k to gain 50$

There is very few money to make in betting imo (unless you are in Chinese or Russian mafia).
Anyway, the only good advice is : NEVER bet on the guy you want to see win

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yeah I suppose the odds will be shittier when it comes to Nadal on clay. just saw Tsonga with 1.4 against a literal whomst so I was wondering about other NID matches like that one

buttdevastated

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post more sofya

what's this about?

He didn't get a WC to Monte Carlo

twitter.com/i/web/status/1116653529865834496

>clay shouldn't even be a surface
What did he mean by this?

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>that last part
>all clay should be grass
Based KyrGOAT

How does kokkinakis keep getting WC into Monte Carlo

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does he need it? he is top-50

BORIS IS THE SOUL OF THIS GENERAL WITHOUT HIM WE ARE NOTHING
thank you Boris

who is the schizo argie? is it me?

56 main draw so would be about 40 something direct, 3 wildcards, and 6-8 qualifiers

>he is top-50
he's not though

Le Next-Gen maymay.

No, my name isn't Benoît fuck off REEEEEEE--------

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My fucking dick

youtu.be/O_8pD6dyWFk

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krystina pliskova have a cute face
also did she her hair lighter?

pliskova's legs look so good in this dress at the sunny weather in Lugano now

tfw no 186cm lanket gf

is there shots of polona hercog? she played against her

she is also 185 cm tall and a former lesbian, pretty i think

is there a chance Pliskova's breasts got bigger? or is that a dress magic

have you witnessed tennis play growing up on your sight? like i noticed siniakova's breasts grew from 2017 to 2018

maybe someone follow kasatkina, ostapenko and girls about that age, and noticed something too

>have you witnessed a tennis player(WTA) growing up on your sight?
fix

based Boris

pliskova baggled 6-0 in 1st set by 2001 born girl

wtf

pliskova also tired after kuznetsova game of course

maybe need qt rus bf

>6-0 6-1 to 2001 born 17yo
time go start make kids

what is it like to impregnate beloved lanky 186cm gf?

*wins another clay masters*

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>pliskova
Kristyna should change her surname to stop embarrassing the family

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii need to know now, need to know now
can you love me again

this song is 5 years old already...

you now remember chung

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youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE
You now remember Wang Chung

he looks 50 years old

Does he still have foot cancer?

Who are currently the Top 10 looking on the WTA?

>inb4 Boris with his trannies

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Pic unrelated.

>not appreciating prime thottery

More like fattery

Who are currently the Top 10 of the fattest on the WTA?

>pic very related

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>fat bloke.jpg

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How does he fit into normal pants?

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bouchard
sharapova
cirstea
boulter
swan
robson
dodin
lim
anisimova
giorgi

so is you taste satisfied now?

No because it doesn’t include Danilovic

Opinion on underage Olga Danilovic?

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

wtf

i just recalled she is kinda good looking, smth between tomljanovic and sabatini and cirstea, and decided to open the thread to write it, so i did, but then i scroll down and see yoour post

supernatural!!!

>Born: 23 January 2001 (age 18 years)

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i though she is still 17

anyway FUCKING 2001!!!!! 2001!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also 2003 born first atp match week ago, and swiss had 15yo on davis cup few month ago

I followed Garin since he played in Lima Challenger. The guy is really good and is nice to see servebots btfo

He's handsome no homo

_sofya zhuk
_ana kalinskaya
_katie swan
_amanda anisimova
_camila giorgi
_sloane stephen
_carolina wozniak
_maria sharapova
_genny bouchard
_dona vekic

>queery

>giorgi
shit meme desu

Potapova is CUTE!,

For me, it's Daria Lopatetska. Or Dasha Lopatetskaya, I don't understand slav names desu

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Looks like Memer cup will be in Boston

I love you

d'awww thanks bb

Gay

It’s not gay if you get paid

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why is wta such a joke ?

No ass at all

We've made less than 60 posts per day itt

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so do you rate her as not good looking them?

DEYZZ STEALIN OUR QUEENZ

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

55 of those post are from boris

squad 1(your qts):
bouchard
sharapova
cirstea
boulter
swan
robson
dodin
lim
anisimova
giorgi
danilovic

squad 2(my qts):
garcia
petkovic
kvitova
goerges
kr plskva
siniakova
konta
bertens
flipkens

in battle between squad 1 and squad 2 who would win?

the weak should fear the strong

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how do women's shoes smell?

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imagine the smell after sweaty workout

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did she name him after murray? who was complimentary to her in 2011

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>a couple of meme 250/international tournaments each in ATP and WTA respectively
>NWL looming on the horizon

400

Post Gaby

youtu.be/zNZ2qWSaYQ8

observations:
>hercog have nice legs, probably look good in dress
>swiatek looks like... LORDE?!?

and those black tights on long polona's legs!

swiatek pants are from 1990s

they look like 2-striped pirate cope of adidas
also she wears nike top, but this pants have no logos

post pics of lorde (swiatek)

Are most tennis girls down to earth etc?

For example, most of wta top-100 date ordinary guys. Hercog, Sevastova, Bencic date older uglier coaches

They dont even want ferraris ane mansions, just a cute loving hubby?

Sorry cant now

Maybe not a Lorde.... i was just looking at her face, at the bench rest pausa time, and she reminded me of someone so strong, just her eyea-nose-lips-chin line..... but i cant recall whom.... i will write, as i will recall

Also this also reminded me of someone russian, cant recall yet too.

based hurkacz

Tfw Bernie can’t save tennis until grass

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>rain

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rybarikova must be a beast in the bed

swiatek had a voice ready to cry but she smiled then

do you think shy, plain janes aged 18-24 like Swiatek, Ostapenko, Kasatkina. Kerber, Pavs(when they were 18-24) dream of being approached? Dream of cuddling? have a />tfw no bf/ feelings?

iga dressed like a hobo

okay, she is pretty cute actually

and today's outfit is cute too

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do you like curly brown/light brown hair?

tomboyish girls with no make up and dressed like homeless are cute,that's it

>curly
no

>shy, plain janes
I don't think attention thots like Ostapenko and Kasatkina can be described this way.

Now we know their colour.

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post Kerber nip lsip next

Yes and yes

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Where did you found this?

>tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/guys-only-best-legs-and-other-best-female-issues.87961/page-1264#post-13271841

How did they get it?

How would I know? Try reverse searching for it.

French people are smart or so I thought

she cute

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hmmmm are you from wintersports thread?
there was a ger flag who said he dont like oberg because she have curly brown hair
i wonder does he dislike this hair because of dahlmeier or irl experience?

penko is most likely a virgin

Anyone have a list of tournaments Caro played in 2018? a schedule

where to find it? WTA site is shit

wew

literally two seconds in google brings you to TMZ tmz.com/2019/04/13/genie-bouchard-beach-football-bikini-cowboy-hat/

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ida :3

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where are the polish and serbian flags? their 17-18yo doing good

does she watch much porn?

whaat

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>First game break

Lmao Dimitrov still a meme

so whom would you date of following? chose one

>bombshell brunette stacy like danilovic
>bombshell slavette stacy like kostyuk
>shy curly girl in baggy clothing like swiatek

haha

i think she have a cute eyes , ostapenko also have similar on the sun

do you like girls with such traits
> curly brown hair
> round shaped prescription glasses
> no make up
> baggy washed out clothing
?

Boris this is 4u

youtu.be/Q3gCm7Q4Eos

I don't understand how she can like wearing suit that goes so far up ass seems uncomfortable also stop giving your fellow jew clicks mr goldberg

>le only hits the ball over the lowest part of the net man

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>problem glasses
>greasy unwashed hair
>no make-up
>dressed like a hobo
+fishmouth

you described the perfect feminazi

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It's my birthday, say something deeply offensive about me.

>People born April 14 are good enough to be respected in society. Less developed people need to be worshiped. It often happens that the way their behavior or the image that they leave behind is a source of appreciation and admiration, and even fear. When the family is concerned most of the people born this day want their family to understand their commitment to careers.

Feliz cumpleanos

Post feet

Okay

Cheers

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genie posting is bestposting

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Indeed

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post fat genie

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>poouille

Amanda Anisimova just won the local WTA bros, only 17 years old.

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hnnnnnnnngggg

>16-30 posting time
so you were celebrating all day long?

dressed like a whore

non-married women should not be allowed to dress such and being pohotgraphed

ananastich amanda ananasimova!

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>kyrgwog's slam piece
yikes

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you realize that she's at the beach in this pic right?

twitter.com/carogarcia/status/608319890727047169?lang=en
what's the story behind that photo?

so, she came from the shower(look at hair), put on a NT shirt, asked mom/dad to make a photo of her with smile and thumbs up, then took the phone and made a photo of 240p TV, then opened a simple image editing app on her phone and printed
>Allez les bleues!!!
over the simple collage?

was that necessary? is she slightly autistic? (that would be cute) (she also loves to smile with thumbs up and loves soccer women's)

i mean i dont see petkovic, goerges, kyrg, mladenovic doing that, they are too normies and would be lazy to do such, don't even think of doing it. But Caro did that. Is she special?

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and she is taking pics there, not training or enjoyng a sand

Also, did she wrote that with a typo?

>Allez les bleues
shouldnt it be
>Allez les blues!

>Blues
no, that:
>Bleus

so she wrote Bleues instead of Bleus. Mistype

sometimes she looks so naive and innocent, like an easy target for men(predators)

i hope father protects her, wish i was there too , well like in role of her ATP star bf and hubby :3

she tried to say Bulls and meant the well-endowed gentlemen among them

>flag
did americanization(((hollywoodization))) gone too far...

Who is the Tiger Woods of tennis?

stepanek

happy birthday x

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Ruud? More like poo’d

page 9 save rave

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Bex bump

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I wanna rump bump bex if you know what I mean.

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Boring

they really do love to shill tv shows

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>not my number 1

you forgot the
>chad son factory like bouchard
and this is the one I'd pick

unpopular opinion
>this firm little bum > the flabby lard stocks of those accusing her not to have an ass

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They show replay of Swaitek and Pliskova, and well i can say now surely Ida in my waifu list. She doesnt even wear earrings!!!!

Like on a thot scale she and Anisimova would be on a different ends.

A fridge.

Also she taller than i thought. Listed as 176

>tfw you agree with boris

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fridge form is the most patrician

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12 Russians in top-100, no one in top-20
(Migrants like Putintseva Gavrilova Kenin Anisimova not counted)

According to this post British No.9 is only 479. not so badda having 12 in the top 100.

how many are juicing?

I think

I think zero

Bump

Who here /bullshitrussian/

>Kokkinakis

Yikes

>gets WC
>guaranteed 10k
>doesn’t play
What did he mean by this

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Are Kudermetova, Vikhlyantseva and Alexandrova cute?

He got millions

500 for Yea Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=h0HmS7b6n8k

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Pre-last two digits is the year
Last two digits is year-end rank
Of cutie for op pic next thread for

Can find 1985, but #75 unknown!

make bex thread

>shapoovaloo

new

Carol I love you

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