MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

Starts in 30 minutes on BBC One. It's just the PL, although the FA Cup game was shite.

No clue on the running order.

>Comprehensive highlights and analysis of all the headlines, goals and talking points from today's Premier League games, plus Liverpool's trip to relegation-threatened Southampton on Friday night.

Gabby Logan hosts with chocolate people Ruud Gullit and Alex Scott as your """expert pundits""".

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already saw the goals on reddit m8

>Mrs Brown’s boys on at the moment, bit grim

>2/3 hosts are roasties
>the other one is a nig

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Why are the BBC and Match of the Day so NPC? A women host and two black co-hosts. Don't tell me I'm a /pol/tard either I have never browsed there but you can't tell me that isn't a conscious decision made by someone to have that group on tonight

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This thread is going to have the fewest posts in Yea Forums MOTD history.

Sorry lads I’m sitting this one out. Minorities running the show, pc gone mad, etc, etc

Fuck off /pol/

I'm still watching the League 2 highlights on Quest lol

>but you can't tell me that isn't a conscious decision

The BBC are very open about their ethnic and female quotas.

Can’t wait for some chit chat about “low blocks” and muh sexism/racism/anyism

they've ruined it

For sure it's completely organic and natural that gabby logan and >paul 'i could have done it' ince and alex scott (who I quite like) are all on tonight

Do Liverpool really have a chance to win the EPL this season?

They do have diversity quotas.

At the same time though they completely fail to rigourously interview any of these cunts with Brexit fantasies. They think "balanced" means "both sides should have a say" so end up inviting on climate change deniers and No Deal mongs and whoever.

I don't they have a bias, they're just shite.

These Yea Forums commentary parodies are making me listen to these cunts for once. Fucking hell never realised how cringe they are

The BBC have loads of former tories in positions of power, they are biased as fuck towards not criticising the current government.

gerrard is not there, so yes

Aye, I was being too kind really.

Kuennsberg probably fingers Theresa May while Phillip watches

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>women pundits on my BBC

Fucking hell, when will it stop? Literally when.

>They think "balanced" means "both sides should have a say"
That’s literally true

Based option

It’s over kid, they won

>Dwight McNeil

What a stupid name. Hope he gets a career ending injury

It's not though when one side has a pile of evidence and experts, and the other is a load of red-faced old men going off pure emotion

My autism requires me to record the football league show and watch it afterwards so I can see the highlights in a descending by league order

>tfw bought 8 pint cans of Stella
>ate too much KFC, got bloated and only drunk 2 cans so far

If only the BBC still had the rights, it was shit on channel 5 and it's not much better now

This desu. It should be on after MOTD it’s the only way that makes sense.

It's not bad now. That Channel 5 thing was an utter shit show. Late Night Kick Off was the based show

Soon there's going to be a woman pundit on every match broadcasted. Champions League and World Cup finals, can you imagine? Women that play in grounds with 1290 people every week, to a standard that is about equal to U14 boys football being selected to offer their views on a match screened to 200 million people all over the world, as if to suggest that they have some sort of relevant experience that makes their views worthy of being heard

I despair I really do

Fatty

No. Balanced means giving each side an equal amount of air time, hence the term “balanced”, and its up for the viewer to decide who’s in the right. If the viewer doesn’t share the opinion of who you think is on the right then that’s their fault for being brainlets and your fault for being an arrogant twat

I just can’t stick Colin Murray

post your weight big lad

Wilson actual shit. Misses sitters every game.

Fraser is actually the only decent player they have. Don't understand how they stay up every year, they seem to get hammerd every other week, -17 goal doffernce in 13th place ffs

I wouldn't mind the BBC caring so much about women's football if they cared as much about non-league football outside of FA Cup memes like $alford City.

Telford vs Hereford would genuinely get more red button viewers.

What makes it even worse is that the presenter doesn’t even have any knowledge in football. Logan is a former track athlete (?), and her husband is a Scottish rugby player who supports fucking rangers

>tories
I think you mean Labour. See: James Purnell.

I'm Norf foot two

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“the bournemouth faithful”

Dad played in the cup final for Leeds

Alex Scott is unironically the best pundit on the panel tonight
“The Guvnor” BTFO

Just tuned in lads. To be quite frank, I'm fucking disgusted.

Very organic to cry about race on Yea Forums for sure my guy

Every left winger thinks the BBC is right wing
Every right winger thinks the BBC is left wing

Thought she had a contract with sky. She should just stay there and get btfo by based souness every week

Had the winner in the National today lads

Lose weight. Go outside. Have sex

Des Lynam sold insurance

i dont mind female presenters, you dont necesarrily need knowledge to do that

but no way should they be a pundit.

alex scott has never played in managed in or coached on the Premier League. literally why is she there?? must be the first guest in history that has never been involved in the league in any way

seen that before la you think I'm new?

Well 2/3 ain't bad

>Better than Ince not as good as Souness
I think that’s a fair assessment

Which former Tory cabinet ministers are equivalent to the head of radio?

See that horse broke his leg? Grim.

based 190

True, they're just wank aren't they

So he went dogging but had a kebab after?

No but I heard one died

Bad day for the bookies

>lelteke

Anyone else sit down for a poo and sometimes your piss comes out the front of the toilet?

that milovololelvic lad knows how to hit a peno

love hearing the commentators doing their best job to pretend they don't record their commentary after the game is over.

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How did he go from being so Based to being worse than Zaha?

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This guy’s a right pen merchant

Yeah the one that broke his leg died. Do you know nothing about horses?

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It's like Eurosport when they used to show football. Was so obvious it was 2 blokes sat in a room watching a TV.

Best thing about Salah's goal was his duck in his celebration

>le 26 uear old prospect

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>scott talking about zaha as if he’s messi

Still waiting for Gullit

no idea man.

he was a beast on his fisrt season or two. looked like the next drogba.

>Oxford vs Cambridge

Eat the rich tbqh

Going to treat myself to a Saturday night wank, lads.
What porn genre are you guys into at the moment?

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>chances
>chances
>chances
>put it away
>chances
>50% chances
>chances
>put it away
>put it away
>put it away
>chances
>chances

>the boat race
>cheese rolling
>cricket
>rugby league

you english really like some shit fucking sports

The classic - asian ladyboys.

Dirty talk JOIs (Jerk off instruction) where she accuses you of being a nonce

Nailed on Cambridge win

Anything with short girls

double anal

about time they brought in promotion and relegation for the boat race. after 190 years it's getting a bit stale seeing the same teams every year.

He stopped being a prospect when Man Utd judged him a failure years ago.

Just tuned in lads.
>2 Blacks
>2 Women
What is this MOTD2?

Better than bashing rocks together, with the prize being a year old half empty can of Irn Bru

Essentially.

>Dying from brain cancer
>Get to watch your favourite football team demolished by le goal goblin

What an honour.

>Huddersfield getting a penalty after the game after they’ relegated
Are the FA trolling them?

>tune in 20 mins late so I can skip all the """expert analysis"""
best way to watch MOTD hands down

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Saw an advert for the Indian (Cricket) Premier League today on BT Sport lads

apologise

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>Kick a ball
>Penalty!

beautiful human being right there

Think Leicester will get top 6 next year?

Absolute state of Banter Ben.

You were wrong.

Rogers will fuck it up at Leicester next season

Liverpool ruined him as revenge for that time he dominated them.

/MOTD/ is the most comfy general

What a dreadful MOTD. Jimmy Hill must be spinning in his grave.

Brenny is good at gettign his players playing confident football, will destroy al the teams with lesser players than them

However he is tactically inflexible and seriously struggles when he comes up against teams with greater pedigree. his european record at celtic was brilliant against the lesser teams and generally dreadful against the slightly better na dmuch better teams

If Spuds and Lelsea continue to do fuck all in the close season they could.

I remember that day pure kino

Absolute state of you when he wins Liverpool the league after beating Man City.

>david sullivans son


he even looks like a slimy wee gremlin. just like his da

>BBC3 show about one of the Dildo Brother's kids running the Wet Spam women's team

Urgh no

>this was commissioned

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Yes

>bbc3 show
immediate red flag

I want my license fee refunded

i'd be genuinely offended and outraged if i was a west ham fan that this was allowed to happen. absolutely disgraceful nepotism

I'm sure they've commissioned all sorts of things that haven't explicitly pushed urban "diversity".

BLACKED

Snapped his achilles

I want to put this smug cockney cunt through a table

annoying wee cunt.


dont know why west ham fasn arent in uproar about thus. i know its only the womens team, bit its still utterly unacceptable putting a wee 18 year old wank in any position of authority just because hes your owners son

Just tuned in. Is he their actual manager?

not mangaer,

the CEO/general manager effectively

Nah he's the MD

Remember when Rufus Hound got cancelled because he called the Manchester Arena bombing a false flag?

Mentalist

that was genuinely quite enjoyable desu.

will probaly watch next week, wanting the wee cunt to fail

No I don't remember that

You'll fit nicely in /pol/, you're a /pol/tard by soul

Based Scotchad