/hoc/

1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

was this the last year the wongs were relevant?

Mad at sandwiches?

2013 really

fucking boomer

wrong

lets play some mw2 breh

Pavel Datsyuk

For me it was the AK with silencer scavenger cold blooded and ninja

>snapbacks
not even once

Just jacked off to porn on my brand new iPhone 3g

c-cute

>one size fits """all"""

sleight of hand is better, but that's pretty a good loadout

Kucherov is a 2nd assist babby

Truly grim

your a gay

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I don’t really play shooters m8

We call those McSecondaries around here

Reminder this thread was made while the previous was at 497 and isn't the legitimate heir to /hoc/ thread throne

I'll make a legit one

shut up fag

Disguisting

its true. he made it early and just waited until 500 to link it.

Relax babe

>Good guys
Flames
Sharks
Knights
Blues
Capitals

>Bad guys
Jets
Predators
Lightning
Bruins
Laffs
Penguins

>No one cares about you
Avalanche
Stars
Hurricanes
Islanders

>Stanley Cup winners
Ted

>2009
Who's the best player in the world bros? For me, it's Ovechkin

finals is gonna be between teams nobody cares about lol

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Will Canada ever win a Stan Lee again or are they forever cucked?

dont forget that the wild cards arent set in stone. Avalanche could be 1st and dallas 2nd

Ted is going to get bounced in 5.

As much as I want to avoid thinking about the accident, and avoid the mentions of the anniversary, it is everywhere today.

I was a pxp announcer in the SJHL for four years, and last season, I covered a few games for Tyler Bieber when he wasn't able to broadcast the game.

Over my time in the league, I had the chance to talk with Darcy Haugen a number of times. He was a great guy. Always made time after interviews to just chat for a bit. His goal wasn't to make good hockey players, but young men. The way his team conducted themselves was a solid reflection of that.

I first heard about the accident by text, roughly 20 minutes after it happened. It was just asking if I had heard about the accident. I hadn't, but then the news started to come in.

That night, I had calls and messages from friends and colleagues across the country, asking if I knew anything. I didn't.

The gravity of it all didn't sink in, until the next morning. I was having a cup of coffee, wondering if it was all real, when I got a text from by boss. Tyler was one of the 16, as was Brody Hinz.

I broke down then.

I covered close to 40,000 km over the course of my time as an announcer, probably a lot more. Probably double that in my time playing. Never did I think something like that was possible.

For the next week, I was numb. I was interviewed by anyone and everyone, given the connections I had with the team, and with the SJHL.

Since the accident, I have tried to let it slip from my mind. Avoiding the stories, the documentaries, the articles. It was tough with the court case and all, but I tried. Every time it does come up, I get a lump in my throat.

Today, I put a stick outside my door. My younger children asked why. My stepson, who is more than likely going to be playing Jr A in 2 seasons, plans to do the same when he finally wakes up (teenagers, yeesh).

Today, it's a ball of emotions. Thinking positive thoughts for those who survived, and wishing I could console the families of the 16. I know as time goes on, the thoughts will slip away, and it won't carry as much emotion as it does know.

Yes, the media is doing a lot to cover it, but it is probably one of the biggest tragedies in recent Canadian history. While many want to move on, bringing it back up can sometimes help those who are still trying to come to grips with it.

This is the first time I've really written anything or talked with anyone aside from my wife about my emotions and thoughts. It's been kinda cathartic. So for those who have read this far, thank you for indulging the ramblings of an old man, just trying to sort out his emotions.

Based

>Redditors are this emotionally traumatised by things that don't even have any connection to them
How frail are these "people"?

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go fuck yourself

These are the same people who cry if you make fun of female athleticism

ECF:isles bruins
WCF: flames stars

>I was a pxp announcer in the SJHL for four years

I'm new to hockey, what happened on this day?

Edit: oh my god, that's awful! Rest in peace, all of them

Won't make it any less true.

>Ruins getting by Tampa

Tampa doesnt even get past the first round :^)

I’m aware of the incident but never real played hockey or lived in a hockey town. What’s the significance of leaving a stick outside? So anyone can use it?

How did Ted fair against Tampa this season?

playoffs are a different beast. I wanna go on my crack bracket with that thought anyway

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>Never did I think a car crash was possible
pull the plug, this one's braindead

>regular season records matter
Tell that to Vegas

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why is this such a big deal to them

Why is hoc so dead

Saving the great posts for the playoffs

It's our last day -_-

You think I don't just skim reddit posts?

general reminder that if you cant leave a hockey stick outside your front door overnight without it getting stolen, you live in a ghetto shithole.

Sharks gonna shork all the way to the cup.

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Why does the west even exist anymore? Its literally irrelevant against the bEast

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Vegas made it to the cup final. What's your fucking point?

*fluked their asses to a final*

the amount of puck luck they had is insane

They beat both games against the Capitals in the regular season. Are you fucking braindead or just too lazy to look at what I replied to?

>Here we go with magic again
You make your own puck luck.

can't wait for more desert playoff hockey

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>t. Angry mexican

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my team wasnt even in the playoffs that year

>sharks, blows
>good guys

>predators
>bad guys

No

>news segment nowhere near game time
>literally every game they've ever played is like 105% sold out
i love this false flag desu

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Great list again.

>redditors
>good guys
SEETHE harder assville

assville in the finals was fun compared to vegass

absolutely embarrassing to the league
>hockey in a desert shithole

sorry lad, your team won't even make it to the third round to get btfo by vegas this yeaer

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>every leaf poster is a jets fan

eblan

>how many Mexicans does it take to kill a bunch of whitoids
>just 1 driver

I dont know who sucks more right now. Vegas or the shorks

>le reddit spacing
go back faggot

>lost 6 of the last 7 games
vegass is shit, retard

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never 4get collin miller's nose

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Any player with a number higher than 35 is an attention whore

>not using your birth year as your number
bet you tape your ankles dont you bud

Deep in the heart of enemy territory

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>>fifty eight

Based & basepilled

Ted sure is known for his playoff performance right? Bob has such historically good numbers.

I dont want to share a number with overrated piece of shit

Stay safe user. Things might get bad in about 2 weeks

Always thought that Canada was a little sideways
xDD

then what number do you use?

any number in the 30s is literally ONLY for tendies.

The heart of enemy territory in the sense that Toronto is in central Canada but isn't in fact, a part of Canada

t. literal boomer

you cant skate anyway

Goalie numbers
>1, 30-39
Player numbers
>2-29
Simple as

For me it was wearing number 5 because I once won a boy scouts raffle with ticket #5

5 gang represent

1 starting tendie
2-6 defenders
7-19 forwards
20-29 ahl callups
30+ backup

simple as

>Tendies
1, 2 or 30-39
>Dman
3-9
>Forwards
10-29
>AHL call up one game players
40+

Simple as

t. house league homo

Hi.
My name is My Name is Ted and I like to drink well vodka and show my member on the internet.

We can talk this over in any parking lot you want buddy but I'm gonna be right where ever we do it

What number Ted are you?

Why do zoomers think guys over the age of 19 posting here is a mystery

t.degenerate roulette gambler

Tell us Ted, which number of the collective are you?

Actual real list
>G
1,30-36, 40, 41, 49
>D
2-6, 22-25, 42-47
>F
8-21, 26-29

Anyone wearing a number outside of these is a shit meme

Was 72 as a forward. Played Defense for half a season and was 27.

Didn't ask

>wake up
>/hoc/ seething like usual
imagine being mad at literally the most based team in the league. ooooooooh yeah, they embarrassed literally all of your teams except for caps fans. gonna laugh at you incels when they make another deep run.

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Forgot to put 7 is F or D
Simple as

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what if your team dresses more than 5 d?
what about retired numbers?
what about fucking fossils who are still on the roster and refuse to give up their number?

13 taken yet?

i don't get it

Number 1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89 is for big brain people

Killer #3s ww@??

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The only acceptable numbers above 40 are double digit ones (44, 55, etc)

>tfw meme magic runs out

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For me it's not caring about the number on the sleeves or the name on the back. I play for the logo on the front

imagine touting your country as the number one hockey country in the world, but not having won the top prize in the sport for 26 (twenty-six) years.

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17 is the best number
1 = best number
7 = lucky number

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mad vegas cuplet

The guy who wears 17 for >my team is a fucking bust

I'm gonna start making hockey videos that involve more than unedited 15 minute diatribes reading numbers hastily scribbled on a white board.
My first (coming in the offseason) will be me explaining how American NHL teams, as while as all """""""""professional""""""""" European teams are being cuckolded by Strong Canadian Bulls they PAY to come win them hockey hardware

...

I hope vegas elimination day comes early

>doesn't take the man
>doesn't take the puck
>stares at his goaler while eller scores
the absolute state of luca "special ed" sbisa

Imagine supporting an expansionlet team

>not picking whatever number you want
Yeah I am thinking most of you are poor house league nerds.

for me, its being a fan of an expansion team made to mock the >rags

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does he still play for vegass?

remember to include high iq comments like
>team x won today, so teams y and z will have to win again to keep pace

no, I think he's on the islels now

no hes on the islanders as a healthy scratch for the most part. He hasnt been too bad cos of that

SKELETON CEMENTING THE CALDER
GET REKT POOS

My point is that you people act like a good season record is somehow a surefire tell a team will botch the playoffs.

imagine today being the last time your team plays until september.
for me, it's literally making the playoffs every year of existence

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need someone to shop that calder pook from to petterson pooking binnington

for me, it's having made the playoffs more than twice ever

>zero cups

REGULAR
SEASON
DOES
NOT
MATTER

That's obviously nonsense. For the most part, the ploffs in the NHL more than most other sport leagues is a clean slate. Guys don't show up until game 1 and even then teams that get the least hurt make it far usually.
Kinda fuck the regular season. *shrug*

4 or 7
4 has always been >my number 7 was my dads so if I cant get 4 I wear 7

Imagine willingly supporting a team with no HoF inductees and no cups

The playoffs might as well be a new season altogether.
Literally anything can happen, I've seen an 8th seed go all the way before.

Gotta start somewhere gaylord

imagine living in a desert and acting like you know hockey

Anyone hungry?

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Even the relocanes, cucks, and bing bings have done it, what's your excuse?

yes but actually no

Imagine supporting a team with ZERO playoff series wins

>So this Obama guy is gonna be great! Hope and Change is happening
I remember my mom let me stay home from school to watch his inauguration.

Dig in m8

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fucking noobtuber

Cindy Crysby

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You're all afraid the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have a real chance

Stay scared m8

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imagine being worked into a seething ding-dong diddly shoot on an anonymous imageboard over a successful expansion team

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I literally just retched a little

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>another seeding-deciding game going to a memeout
buttman really deserves that HoF induction

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can the media please stop with humboldt.

Good Afternoon. Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year.

I can almost guarantee this one autistic seething canadian is the same one that will argue about >1993 for hours.

Will my basedhawks make the playoffs?

boeser didn't even try on that shootout. character problems are going to derail his career.

Those St. Louis Blues alternate jerseys are looking extremely good desu, one of the best jerseys in the league

*farts*

Paska mauri is shit

I would be perfectly fine with it

hes more of a sniper than a dangler.

>86

popped in the mouth like the little fag he is

sure they will

next year

is fucking anyone playing their assignment there?

getting inducted into the HoF as a "builder" just basically means you had connections with the hockey world. you dont have to contribute shit to get inducted as a "builder".

I take pride in Luca "Pizza Time" Sbisa being a Vancouver canuck taken in the expansion draft.

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What happened to the jets lads? It looks like the preds are gonna cut em in half in the first round this year.

the canucks were so bad that year they didnt even have 9/10 players worth protecting.

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N/a/shville!

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hockey soon

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bob coles greatest call
youtube.com/watch?v=wiu1S70O6XU

You looking for me?

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Doing you lads a favour and arguing with grease in the canucks gamethread so he doesn't shit up the genny. Don't say I never did anything for you

anyone have a link to the habs/leafs? all my usual are down

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Just released a massive fart that turned out to be poo

nhl66.ir/

you can watch cbc over the air with an antenna

instant karma for that two handed slash to oshie's ankles

Ahh yes, the ol' Manitoban.

All of the games for the final week or so of the season have actually been free to watch on NHL.com because of some sponsorship deal. Ironically, by Cricket wireless.

Can we get an F for Bob Cole lads.

F

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ted collective report in
ted 2 standing by

thanks bud. didnt want to miss Bob Cole's last game

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F

Ted 7 here. Cock is out.

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I’ll miss the old man bob cole

HNIC is too fucking sentimental. drop the puck and stfu already

Will the sens just play soft tonight so they can see their old pals not have to play tampa pending canes lose?

F
feels really bad man

Cocked and loaded #2

I wish Sportsnet would fire Quinn and hire Cole.

Ayy

F

Always will be my fave

F

water we watching?

>their old pals

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F
i dont even care that he was falling behind the play and getting players mixed up. nobody matches his level of passion and creates a level of excitement like he does.

>being DEAD last in the National Hockey League on the 1st of January
>ending up as the Division Champions of the toughest division in the league
What did NHL mean by this???

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fuck that old faggot bob cole, and fuck you pussies. out with the old, in with the new.

Fuck off zoomer

>toughest division in the league
it's not 2014 anymore lad

>the toughest division in the league
lel

French is such a disgusting language

Sacred Blue!

Today is a weird day. To know that this is the last time we will ever hear Bob Cole call a game. He has called so many classics and has become as legendary as some of the players. He is truly the last great classic voice.

I guess all we can say is thank you for all the memories Mr. Cole.

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>toughest division in the league
are you even trying m8

His double OT Yzerman call was better

>more stupid fucking ceremonial bullshit. drop the puck you filthy frogs

>Le 10 million dollar goaler

Anyone else also mute then anthems

only when it's spoken by "french" canadians

Who are duchene and dzingel? And Who is ducliar?

>dicks out for humboldt

no i sing along with my hand on my heart

when will the media stop milking this story.

>one year ago today everyone suddenly became a resident of Saskatchewan

A first round sweep awaits them

Islanders going to finish above the Laffs lmao

> as we onour umboldt

OH
HAAAABSNADA
OUR HOME AND NEWFOUNDLAND
TRUE WELFARE STATE
FROM BEE CEE TO NEWFOUNDLAND

FUCK florida FUCK cats and FUCK jannies

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Dog! :)

Someone must have spiked a turk rape baby's cocaine

Does anyone else hide their cigs in their cars sunglasses holder

>Korpisalo
Fugg

>playoffs by conference
>draft lottery odds by overall league standings
Shouldn't it go by conference too?

>be canadian kids
>be dead
>be old man commentator
>be not calling games anymore
who fucking cares

no but but thats a good idea, so ask me next week.

nice get there grease

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degenerate

>smoker
Literal human garbage

Sidney Crosbyrational assisted by Jake Generationzel

Careful not to cut yourself on all that edge m8

>bob cole
i thought he retired

Why don't you put them in the cigar holder?

Not a smoker but enjoy a cig

Crosby babby

How pissed wiil the Habs fans bee when Nylander scores the gwg?

I have to be honest, mes amis quebecois are pretty decent here

kiitos

>losing to the mild
>ever

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>None of the teams in Central was eliminated from the playoffs entering the last week.
>Both wildcard teams from the West are from Central
>Only Florida have better goal differential of the East teams that missed the playoffs than Chicago and Minnesota.
Just stating facts here, faggots.
If Binnington shits the bed all of a sudden, maybe.

GIVE me all the >rags you’re able to spare
>rags

>muh goal differential
end yourself.

OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS

>rags

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cant wait until rogers replaces bob cole with some turbozoomer token hiring.

my dad does m8

Who's Binnington?

>ARE
>AYY
>GEE
>ESS

>rags
>rags
>rags

Maybe they'll do something good for once and bring back Bowen

It's going to be a woman, isn't it.

>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS

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APOLOGIZE TO PIERRE LUC DUBOIS

I FIGHT FOR MY FEELS

>losing streak
>playoff fleury
>no more meme reffing in your favor

Only if it's Cassie

Would be sad if Crosby ended the season with 99 points.
Every team that have a positive GDF are in the playoffs except Montreal. Every team that are outside the playoffs have a negative GDF except Montreal. If you don't think GDF matters you don't know hovkey. Now, don't @ me again you fucking zoomer cuck.

Women, much like faggots and trannies have NO PLACE in the game of hockey

gee ess more like gay ass

based

ya boiling

Your real dad.

what happened to Van Riemsdyk?

>ssm-
Wait a minute

Hyman is gonna be the leafs' ace in the hole for the playoffs

BOOM

The only time I respect the Canadian anthem Is when they do it in Quebec, which ironically isn't even Canada, because they didn't make the French version all gay like
Also if I ever meet the guy I seen driving a white Jeep today I'm gonna kick the shit out of him

I doubt it

can you really tell me?

LTIR because of super aids

Hyman so greasy

>laffs best player is named after a pure young girl

after all the shit they've been through, I should hope so. fuck meth louis though

Where did he touch you?

FUCKING PHILAdelphia

FUCK melinda FUCK babies and FUCK ottawa

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Why is Longuegraine here?

never noticed that hyman was jewish

you learn something new everyday

>panarin setting another career high in points
Fucking based and pay worthy

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just-fucking-google.it?s=binnington

Hot

kys

for me its setting career numbers on my contract year and then regressing back to the norm after i get paid

what??

what's wrong?

also, >hasb

but they will come back

>gardiner dabs on habs

>overrated shit has to highstick to score on a plug
Yikes

I would give her my sausage if you know what I mean

imagine watching meaningless hockey when the wwe hof is on

why so angry, Gunnar?

Ted finna dab

Chester "Big Dick Benny" Binnington is a rookie tendie for the Blosers

Based jackets DABBING on the senturds

gimme rare buljus in memory of oilels

why is gardner still on the leafs?
i thought they murdered him after the playoffs last year.

Is this the new reddit default reply?

Texier is pretty good lads
Should we expect him to score a lot next year?

thank you

not going to miss
>the sens player passes it to the other sens player

S

Aside from his horrible habit of giving the puck away, he's actually a pretty good defenseman

*tips yarmulke*

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>senshits
GAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Sexy Texi guaranteed for 30+ goals

he didn't touch it

he became a martyr

yeah but wasnt he crying and getting death threats after they lost to the bruins?

>andershit taken out
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE STATE

What are you doing in this thread if you don't know who Jordan Binnington is?
Laffs realized they let in 5 goals against snes without him.

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Reminder that the sens gave away their first pick to the bing bing wahoos

I don't know who that is

Lets go Jackies

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IZERMAN

DETROI IT WINS THE GAME. DETROI IT WINS THE SERIES

thats how lafftards ran phil out of town

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>st. louis
>division champions
Imagine being this delusional

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>Texier has Jesus on his side
Almost unfair

Any last day playoff slots these games are fighting for?

The avs

Just for matchups.

>laffs

Ted fighting to lose to the Caps

>ssm8

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Missed out on April Fool’s. Can I get some likes?

lol nice

Likely to happen again unless he has some sort of awakening and realize no one is gonna want to overpay for one dimensional liability that can't handle tough assignments.

Almost forgot, he can only turn one way and is afraid of getting hit.

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>inb4 it gets called off

LE LEAF PLUS DANGEREUX

91909282
No.

that was in the net before he got interfered with

if it was matthews' goal they'd take it away

>scores his first goal in his first game
>game doesn't matter
>babcock challenges
what a fucking asshole

tkachuk > jew

>andersieve

I put on a pair of underwear I don't think I washed since I bailed it out of storage and now my taint itches.

good goal!
based ryan

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Does North Americans eat smörgåstårtor?

Want to end the season on a W before heading into what is an extremely tough ploff series for the Leafs
It didn't initially look like interference though, I did wonder too

Bored Kinkade is boooored.

henlo harry kanes would you plz lose ok thank yoo :D

That's probably just your herpes

uhhh, and why would i give half a fuck who a nobody from >your team is? Can you google that?

based and smörgåstårtepilled

how is he performing though?

Think kitty just farted lads
>rags

Need leaf anime girls

He's doing a great job keeping the puck out of the hallway

no

where is latvjan breadbro?
got a hankering for some bread facts

at first I thought you meant he played well

4 seconds later, I realised you meant he's a backup

too stoned too post

no, but smorgasboard is in our vocabulary

Burgers eat everything

shall be HEEMing anyone who disrespects bob cole in this thread

Matthews turns the puck over so much. Why do people think hes good?

>Binningtons stats
>24-5-1; 1.89 GAA, .927 SV%, 5 SO
The inconsistencies of Allen seems to have been solved
Pretty impressive

>bob cole
more like slobs pole

Binnington for RoTY

Think you're looking for the mistakes
He has been playing pretty well tonight desu, he has been backchecking a lot in this game, >our D as usual not looking good

maybe if petterson didnt make him his bitch today
>cranks one off his mask
>then blows one by him

newfies don't slob poll, they just go on the dole

They’re both good choices. Both faces of their franchise possibly

remember when laffsnet was constantly comparing him to mcmeme and thinking they were on the same level. lmao the pure delusion that comes from those retards.

Pretty sure he had read Petterssons' penalty shot attempt the moment he started skating though
The Calder is tightly contested this year at the very least

PENGUIN MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
SUCK OUR COLLECTIVE DICKS YOU HOMOS (it's okay because in 2009 it was still okay to say homo but no anymore i don't advocate for homophobia of any kind fuck drumpf and all that noise)

>The Calder is tightly contested this year at the very least
It's really not though. Petterson will get it easily.

but still you did it

believe in yourself

>tightly contested
Pettersson will run away with it

Reminder that the Colorado Avalanche have clinched a playoff spot AND also have the best odds for 1st overall pick at the draft.

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its really not. binnington has played well, but he was only in the nhl for like half the season. the calder rewards the entire season, not just what have you done for me lately.

Woah bro
Twinning with me hard

*1st pick goes to edmonton again*

You aren’t allowed to follow >my team anymore this post was that awful

I had an argument with some laffs homer that compared him to crosby without a shred of irony. He said he was a bigger, better defensively Crosby.

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When was the last time a goalie won the Calder?

>1.89 GAA, .927 SV%

just how many shots do the Blues face?

Shouldn't he have a higher save percentage?
1,89 GAA seems pretty low/good to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah garyboy isn't going to let you pull off that heist

probably going to draft that bust Jack Hughes.

He's the 'favourite' yes, but he's not miles ahead I'd argue
Binnington, Dahlin, Heiskanen and Hart has been pretty great too, especially Binnington

Steve Mason 09 for ted

last time we are going to see based bob and don on the same broadcast

GAA is a horrible stat for measuring goalie effectiveness
Prove me wrong

>Steve mason

Holy mother of yikes

reminder to not reply to stinky turkish rape babies.

Yeah, and you're spelling it wrong too. Makes me sick...
Nah. He seems legit though, but he has played to few games.
Mason 08-09

Well that's true I guess
I do think Pettersson will run with it, but it is still impressive to see so many great rookies in a single season

FUCK HABS AND FUCK FAIRIES

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everybody already knows that.

>I was a colour guy

what did Grapes mean by this?

SV% is where its at

what a fucking clown. i can't believe anyone likes him unironically.

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Hes MILES ahead. He will get over 90% of the 1st vote. He's got 21 more points than the next guy.
>Prove me wrong
you're not

what is going on with don's button situation right now?

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Thinking about Denmark and Latvia foreign relations

nice b8post

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based don absolutely btfoing the laffs ploff chances

Grapes is on the verge of dementia

have sex

hes trying to hold his abs in. hes too muscular and based.

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extra button for his obesity?

cmoon he is so FLAMBOYANT and look at how he dresses he doesnt care how he says and he is patriotic canadian who does whatever he wants he is so based and against liberals and political correctness and sjws

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Hart is overrated. Heiskanen is good but he ain't no Dahlin. Dahlin passed Orr for most point as an 18-year old defenseman ffs. On a terrible Sabres team. Binnington is great but I would put him third as best in the Calder vote.

he literally buys bolts of fabric from Michael's to make his suits, could he not afford an extra few inches?

RELOCANES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
based don telling the truth

wow based donny is really on point today

Everybody knows that Wins is the most important stats for goalies.

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Love finns, even if he is aging

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If you don't like don, you are a liberal cuckaloo.

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for me, it's bandwagoning the jets and flames

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don stop rambling please for the love of god

Based boomer. Always teaching the yougins aboot real hockey

This but unironically

>ikea tier

>don stop rambling please for the love of god

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or what, is he going to bore us to death with how he used to send down his Bruins teams?

I'm pretty certain that wasn't ironic

coke freak rape baby

I would vote Don for PM

>avs draft Hughes
>Gary declares "lol lockout" and picks a team to hand deliver another QMJHL standout to in 2020

leave galchenyuk out of this

>have a good game tonight connor
>t. your friend bulju

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canes about to get BOLTED

t. ron

>qmjhl
ass league

>Makes me sick...
like the last smorgasboard I ate from

based greece with proper spelling of colour
double breasted suit
unbased greece

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2020 top prospects
alex lafreniere
quinn byfield
lucas raymond
?

me

Getting real sick of Swedens shit tqbh with you lads..

>4 köttbullar
Is this a meal for an anorectic? I eat between 22-28 meatballs when I do.

Anton Lundell

HYMAN BROKEN

lets heem him

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OH NO NO NO NO NO
>LAFFS

HYMAN IS DEAD

SNIPERS IN THE BUILDING

he needs to take an Edmonton, then he'll be his good old fren self

>current year
>barely animated placeholder with text
At least Don's face doesn't doesn't burn into my old plasma tv

hyman is busted

Pay debnts

Don't worry about Heiman he's one tough customer

are french people niggers of the world?

Finland GOOD
Danmark BAD

youtube.com/watch?v=fnevjnLdjvo

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Are Torontoians the subhumans of Canada?

(Yes)

no thats greeks

This but the opposite

accurate evaluation

the dubs are just the snowflakes on the mämmi

91910085

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B A S E D

why isnt based bob cole doing playoff games?

Jokes on you I fight dirty

>laffs

>laffs

looks like playoffs are back ON THE HABS MENU BOYYYYYYYYYYYYS

>IT WAS 2-0
>STAY SCARED M8
>LAFFS

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HOLY SHIT POEHLING IS A BEAST

why didnt the habs play poeling earlier?

Stop using the shitty white background version of my OC

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ET LE BUUUUT!!!
>lefs

Looks like roaches are on greases menu

mete on suicide watch

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Probably because he's not French or whatever

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

FUCK florida FUCK kitties and FUCK niggers

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>shitposting a game that is completely meaningless except to not get hurt

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he wanted to play in the ncaa this season.

sorry my friend i will refrain from using the old on in the future

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based and new jerseypilled

funposting is all >we have left

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So the lady above me got really angry because my wife and I had sex and so she started sperging out and shouting and banging the walls and saying things like you disgusting mother fuckers UGH, stop fucking reeeeee. That means she isnt getting good dick right?

he didn't fly so good

neither is your wife except from tyrone

she could hear your micropenis failing to satisfy your wife

have sex

racism only worsens our problems friend

...

Here comes the cuck...

Virgins dont need to give sex advice
Retards either

You're right at least it's interesting this year