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requiem of borussia edition

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How do you say cucked in german?

BVB are no Heidenheim 2bh

...

borussia

kackt

cucked
its a loanword from english; sometimes you just gotta ask the experts

can someone say to me whats the point of this league again? to keep german arab niggers happy?

Training grouds for the German nt

yes hello i found the thread

Schalke

interesting way to look at it

That was unironically the most pathetic display I’ve seen this season.

same af

Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA

>shooting in Rungsted
is denmark alright??

Nürnberg's performance against HSV was worse

all that talk about alcohol yesterday made her snap i think

here come another 7 years of bazi meisterschaften

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was los ihr alman Lappen amk

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need german gf
form turnigia, bavaria or hannover-

i know one bavarian and she is 10/10 *_*
brown hair, light brown eyes, 177cm tall, 62kg weight, wide swimming shoulders, long beautiful neck, straight strong nose, she look good in swimsuit, in shirt, in t-shirt, in dirndl, in official dress with open shoulders, at the mornings and at the evenings, everytime

and she have a cute accent

>turnigia
turingia
(thüringen or thuringen)

yeah we can officially close this league at that point. on one side we have a buyern munchen that is totally overpowered and on the other side no other team ever reaches the needed continuity to challenge them.

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15k paypal ready

you have to share your german gf with jt

>Dirtmutt

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Ich werde keine Bundesliga mehr schauen!

Geh doch zugrunde du kaputte Liga.

Schuld daran ist tatsächlich nichtmal der FCB sondern diese eierlose Fischverkäufer Mannschaft vom BVB, die den letzten Funken Hoffnung darauf, dass es irgendwann nochmal einen Wettbewerb gibt mit dieser unglaublichen Vorstellung vernichtet hat.

Schade, dass es noch so lange dauert bis wieder Football kommt.
Aber die NBA Playoffs gehen ja bald los.

• • •
Meine absolute Traumelf:

-------------------------Batistuta-----Kluivert------------------------
Davids---------------------------Rivaldo-----------------Ronaldinho
----------------------------------Verón------------------------------
RobertoCarlos---------Kohler---------Maldini---------------de Boer
----------------------------------Kahn---------------------------------

lmao

How are shareholders taking this result?

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ja ok und was jz frens

jz 1 fl0sche

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lel liga

>costa
dumb af

not so fast customers

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Dusseldorf finna bout to dab on customers

why do people do this

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and dab on bvb afterwards

And >S04 is gonna dab on >BvB0:5

because she's probably lonely and her husband doesn't fuck her anymore after so many years and having kids

Why isn't Toprak playing anymore?

because >Toprak

>Neverkusen

Are we watching WONTORRA tomorrow with Fatzke and Rummelnigger?
time to watch DEL

yes thanks for the reminder. uli will be smug af

But Weigl isn't a CB

desu he has some nice skills
Used to be one of the leagues best tackler too when at Lev

An welcher zeit ist das?

>Lucas, Rodrigo, Oblak, Griezmann
who can stop us?

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was wollen wir trinken~
sieben tage lang?

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wontorra ist um 10 uezs

Poor Reus, he doesn't deserve to play with a backline full of zoomer weak-minded shitters like Zagadou and Diallo.

Kovac

gehahnreit

>play Reus as striker
>he’s supposed to be fed by the uselesss turd that dahoud is

yes i agree #cometoanfield

The state of Atleti.

fucking messi man

>reheat the soup
>miss two goals

was stimmt mit diesen frankfurter hurensöhnen eigentlich nicht? jede woche tritt einer von den niggern einen spieler kaputt und es passiert nichts. dann rumheulen wenn man mal bisschen zurück kassiert. ekalhafte bande

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pls buy Werner

based racist user

hello where is everyone

>he says
>in english

hey bong what city u live in

saufen alder

g0il

frig off, Boa

I HOB KA OIDE

Anyway to fix the Bundes? Globalisation has really killed your league.

>Felix Sturm ist am Freitagnachmittag auf der Fitness-Messe „Fibo“ in Köln verhaftet worden. Die Polizei bestätigte am Samstag gegenüber FAZ.NET, dass der ehemalige Box-Weltmeister noch nicht wieder auf freiem Fuß sei. Vorher hatte „Bild.de“ berichtet, dass ein offener Haftbefehl wegen Steuerhinterziehung vollstreckt worden sei. Zuletzt habe Sturm mit seiner Familie in Bosnien gelebt und sei für die deutschen Behörden nicht erreichbar gewesen.

alex jones was right all along

I A NED

Kann mir jemand erklären warum der Elfer gegen Schalke gegeben wurde?

keine ahnung. vor paar wochen haben sie noch gesagt, dass wenn der ball von einem anderen körperteil an die hand geht es nicht strafwürdig ist. aber der dfb kehrt halt überhaupt nicht

die schiris pfeifen doch schon die gesamte saison gegen schalke.
nur blöd für sie, dass stuttgart nichts geschissen bekommt. waren bestimmt gute quoten.

Can we all agree that he was exposed?

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you and the frenchie were sucking his dick just 4 weeks ago.

Keep in mind that I was always skeptical of him. That being said, he has provided for some kino going forward. Needs to sort out that shit show of a defense although I will say that it can't all be pinned on him. We (remember, I am part owner) just have shit defenders

t. Bought in again when it dropped after the jury verdict (mfw)

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How hyped are you for this man to save the Bundes from socialism? I can't wait for the sheikhs or even Putin himself to pump money into our league and turn once great clubs like HSV and Gladbach into CL winners again.
Fuck corporate clubs like Red Bull, Bayer and Wolfsburg. They're going to suffer the most because they're unambitious shit clubs with the only purpose of using football as a free marketing platform. They will either have to adapt by pumping money into the clubs or die.
Honestly, how could anyone be against this?

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The burger has so many false personalities
Very disturbing

HA HO HE
HERTHA
HUREN
SÖHN E

>were
I still rate Bosz tho, can’t be helped that Leverkusen have Regionalliga tier defenders.

Aufwachen hier jz frens

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nothing better than a cheeky sunday morning swim

please somebody buy Boateng. thanks

Someone nuke this shitty league already

listenen the second half on the netradio was quite entertaining

Bayern still have to play RBL and Franfurt while BVB have no more tough games

>can hardly get up at eight during the weekend
>wakes up feeling fully rested at 6:30-7:00 every Saturday and Sunday
Today is going to be a fantastic day. Ronde van Vlaanderen!

during the week*

Yes thank you

always glad to be able to help the elderly

>shit defenders
Bosz could make Maldini look like David Luiz

What in the world happened to Dortmund after the start of february? Beforehand, they looked strong in all three competitions but now are looking like utter shit, being knocked out in both CL and the Pokal and being humiliated by Buyern that hard.

Dortmunds record after February is 4-3-5

luck ran out
came back those last few weeks though, to keep the faint hope alive

Honestly, Tuchel had a point. A lot of players in the Dortmund squad are the opposite of Mentalitätsmonster, that's why they get a watschen everytime they play in Munich.

Expected goals.

handspiel im eigenen strafraum gibt elfer
ez as

The defenders were already shit under Herrlich though. If you just look at the goals conceded vs Dortmund or Leipzig under Bosz, they had nothing to do with the retarded high line.

Let's not pretend Bayern are absolutely dominating the league. They are one (1) point of Dortmund right now, this could still very well go either way

Sadly Bayern can’t play Freiburg every week :(

Anyone watching this shit? Kovac the little nigger literally saying "muh it's only about losing and winning anymore" but his entire fucking system and tactics are awful even if they win. Starts with the tactics and system and ends with the starting squad being shit every fucking week. And don't even get me started on the pathetic excuse of a "tactic" against liverpool in leg 2. People critisize him because he does nothing with the team even in good times. Fucking dishonest rich faggot. Media people are niggers but Kovac is just a bad coach and him complaining as if he was jesus getting crucified when he's just a shitter and gets called out for it is hilarious.

t. buyern customer

>Dumps a shit squad on Kovac
>Expects him to do miracles
You know that Zidane is struggling to get the last CL winning squad to perform against Eibar? Perez has already awarded him a 3billion cheque for this summer.

Unironically I think Kovac can become a good coach given enough time

Wrong. A good coach would never ever put Müller on the pitch, for starters.

What a stupid post. Having a "bad" squad doesn't excuse making simple mistakes every week.

My math professor said everyone can study math given enough time.

And who would you play for Mueller? James ‘Slower than Oezil’ Rodriguez? Leon ‘3 touches a game’ Goretzka? Take Thiago off the 6?

I legitimately do not understand how so many customers hate on Kovac. I had quite a bit of doubt that he would be the right pick going into the season, but I’m absolutely sold now. He’s exactly the right fit for Bayern. With a few fresh faces we can go back to going much further in CL’s again in no time.

>Take Thiago off the 6
For example? Thiago is usually completely useless on the 6. People hype the win yesterday, just heard some german "experts" say Bayern played world class and could have beaten anyone yesterday. What a dishonest bullshit. They won 5-0 because dortmund couldn't complete 2 passes, not because they played so well.

And don't even imply that Goretzka or James would be worse than fucking MÜLLER.

Miller was fantastic yesterday. The little whiny faggot James needs to fuck off as quick as possible.

Wrong. James may not play well right now, but he's a good footballer compared to Müller especially. Müller played "well" because Dortmund played like a third league team. I could have performed well yesterday. Why not point out every fucking game where Müller doesn't do shit? Nigger can't even stop the ball. Yeah no shit even he couldn't fuck it up yesterday.

When Thiago shows up he’s our best and most decisive player and definitely belongs on the six/eight next to Martinez. Kovac played the absolutely best possible team yesterday.

I don't get why people hate Müller. I really dislike Bayern, but how can anyone actually hate Müller?

Lol

He's an awful player?

Thiago was your best player yesterday, on the 6. He’s great at anticipating plays and intercepting.

>Yesterday
As I said, nothing to do with Thiago being good on the 6. Everything to do with the fact that there was not a single buyern player yesterday playing "bad" because the team they played against was fucking awful. Thiago is way more often than not useless on the 6.

>our
holy cringe, that’s a yikes from me dog

he’s an arrogant Bauerntrampel?

This just in, with 28 goals in 7 matches we are already above the desired 3 goals a match average, even if both games today end as 0:0 draws.

so did anyone actually watch von Torra?

ne du?

>Du
Kennst du Ihn?
Warum so unhöflich?

He's obnoxious and arrogant. Also a shit player that vastly gets overestimated by the media (and himself) because he overperformed 4-5 years ago.

>he thinks Buyern will get any points from Düsseldorf
L M A O delusional
We're gonna crush them. 100% serious, too.

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US FORTUNA BROS?

Hes actually essential to buyern not just because hes a literal farmer. Their goals scored with him on the field is way higher than without but Im too lazy to go find the statistics. Müller is actually high iq but people seethe when he miscontrols some easy pass or when he cant do stepovers.

>Tfw not intelligent enough to rate Mueller

Swiss guy is the worst /bundes/ poster, by far.

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Hah no, that's me

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Did the Dortmundfags kill themselves after yesterday? I expected more ranting.

yikes

i think so
pretty funny that the only seething person itt is a customer

And then Leipzig is finna going to dab on customers

they always fuck off when they get BTFO

>Ihre letzten vier Auftritte in der Allianz Arena mit dem von heute: 0:5, 0:6, 1:4, 1:5.
>Macht null Punkte und ein Torverhältnis von 2:20.

BVB more like LOL

hsv tier

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>In anderen Vereinen wird den Auswärtsfahrern, die so ein Desaster Jahr für Jahr miterleben müssen, die Fahrtkosten erstattet, oder ein Grillfest ausgerichtet

Such a pathetic club

Yes, this is pretty typical. Bragging while they can like it's their Verdienst somehow, then they get btfo, then run. Next state is going to be "muh ref/var/buyern buying the league weak/mimimi".
Work tomorrow is going to be great.

>Heathenhome getting refballed

Müller played well yesterday though

So did Werner. Doesn't mean they're not frauds.

You could have replaced Dortmund’s players with training cones and it’d have been the same thing.

Better a fraud who delivers than a good player who doesn't

This

The good player will deliver 80% of the time.
The fraud will deliver 10% of the time.
Just because the fraud has a lucky day once in a blue moon, I wouldn't prefer him.

Nau are saying Mbabu and Wolfsburg have agreed to a 4 year contract.

They have a bit of a reputation for being unreliable, but they've recently been right on a couple of YB transfers, and I'm pretty sure they were the first ones to announce Sanogo was leaving. Could be a good move for all parties.

mbabu > ngubu

Why would Mbabu go to wolfsburg? I’m sure he could go to a bigger club.

Probably, but that might be a bit of a risk. He's still young enough that he could prove himself at Wolfsburg and move somewhere else in his prime. He'd more or less be guaranteed a starting spot at a club challenging for a place in Europe

Tell me about Union. Do they not want to be promoted?

>mbabu
I'm guessing he is nigger

He’s 24 in 12 days tho. I think he already has the level to play for the likes of Dortmund, Arsenal etc.

COME ON UNION!

He’s a BASED black man.

>fraud delivers
>good player does not

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Half white.

He probably does, yeah. But the question is whether those teams will take the risk on him. Dortmund bought Akanji directly from the Super League, but he at least had a qualifying campaign for Switzerland and a successful CL group stage under his belt. Mbabu at least personally played well in the CL and against Belgium, but apart from that he's not had much chance to prove himself at a higher level

hast du dem sei fresse mal gsehen? außerdem nur am schwalben, stolpern und meckern. ach, und seine ulkigen sprüche kommen noch dazu. stell nie mehr so eine sau blöde frage, kerl!

>ynr Stefaniak

Union Berlin and St Pauli are the two most pathetic teams in the 2. Bundes

>Kiel still have a chance
Based

>Belfodil

Don't need him

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>bundezZzzzzz

Hab gewiggsd :-DDDD

What’s with all the Kantersiege this matchday?

nagelsman will be exposed as a befodil baby next season

Why are frog posters always so pathetic?

ZZZ
BMG is no fun lately

Wich team is the boomer choice?

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Reddit Bulls

>Bremen - Bayern
>Hamburg - Leipzig
Huh. So no Nordderby this season.

fucking hell /bundes/ is shit today. Need some more frankfurt action in my life

Werder Bremen

>31 goals in 8 games so far
>surely more to follow this match

This is the worst first half of footy I’ve seen in years.

bondorra :DDDDD

Yes, based Leipzig in the final!
Been waiting for this ever since I watched them beat Sportfreunde Lotte to get promoted to the 3.Liga!

tfw no thicctitted Sedlacek gf

>Matthias "THE GOAT" Morys
he'll be back in the Regionalliga soon

Good job

ya jinxed it

This is the first half time 0:0 of the matchday

Even more, it’s the first of 17 halfs of the matchday so far without a goal

19:04 Glück Auf!

>Kruse

>Kruse

Kruse

Any team besides Buyern because only boomers will remember them winning the league.

What did he do

such a bad game from kruse. was he out playing poker till 6 a.m. in berlin yesterday?

Slipped

>Schalke Ultras called Metzelder "Zeckenschwein"
OH NO NO NO

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>Hecking

A HALF BOLD GOD

KLAASEN

bremen is kagge

the funny thing is, if bremen wins today an gets to play in europa cup next season they gonna fight relegation in the league. if they lose today they would place in mid table. oh bundesliga

explain why they would fight relegation, based retard?

and then Ocean finna going to dab on Kankerland

He thinks their situation is comparable to Köln two years ago.

you’re pretty stupid, it seems

Not sure why you call him out on that, it happens almost every year to the weaker /bundes/ sides making the EL

I don't think Bremen is like Burnley who cant handle a few extra international games. Frankfurt has been managing it quite well and Bremen's squad isnt that thin

But Werder will win the bundes next season

No squad depth

ynr Freiburg sudoko'd somewhere in Slovenia to avoid that fate

33 goals in 9 matches puts us at 3,6 goals per game for this matchday.

freiburg, mainz, köln, augsburg, hanover
have i forgotten one?

based

thx. he is retard then

still, i don’t see them slipping into the relegation zone. they will fuck up at the europaleague and finish third in their group

>werder
>weaker bundes
based retard

all shitters since for ever, with one fluke good season. werder is solid mittelmaß, schluchtenscheisser

nobody cares

I'm with you, but Bremen hasn't been "solid mittelmaß" for a few years now.

how the fuck is this not a fluke season for werder?
a few old stars (sahin, pizzaro) performing in their last season. a few youngstars overperforming for their age, who knows the eggestein borths form wont dip next season or rasica getting injured? their goalkeeper having the season of his live. if they dont have a very good transfer windows im thinking they will battle relegation next season

>any team but Frankfurt and Leipzig
>Making good signings
Pick one

or look at their fullbacks. augustinson and salasise are very good bundesliga player but will they play 40 games a season uninjured? look who they have as a backup, a bayern loanee. will they buy 2 more decent bundesliga fullbacks? can werder afford that? i dont think so.

Thank you for what you do

Just finished ‘Swann’s Way’.
Now on to ‘In the Shadow of Young Girls in Flower’.

Sahin has barely been important during this season, and I am not sure Pizarro even scored a goal in a match we won. Pizarro is more like the striker coach who also gets to play a few minutes every now and again.
Pavlenka has been pretty consistent compared to last year, no idea why you call this "the season of his life".
And Meggestein's rise in the last few years has been pretty conistent aswell, calling his season a fluke is a bit of a stilted narrative.

I agree about your worries considering the defense, which is why I hope they buy Friedly and build up some of the talents they have in the back. But they got like 10 different offensive players, seemingly even getting some more in the summer, and a great coach who really knows what he is doing.
Them doing well next season, should they reach Europe, will mostly depend on if they can keep Kruse, and if he will keep his form until they develop a playstyle that isn't too dependend on him anymore.

It were 34 goals tho

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i guess we will have to wait and see what happens

Years ago I wanted to buy the whole book set (used), I might start looking for one

Oh fuck, I am retarded.
It's a 3,77 average then.

Yes, I would love to have it in physical books, but it would have to be second-hand judging from the prices out there. Yikes!
Would also like to have a Danish translation. My French is extremely limited, so I’m just reading an English translation on my tablet.

>and I am not sure Pizarro even scored a goal in a match we won.
He scored in the cup match

what a great conclusion

I enjoy buying used books. But I saw they did a reiussue of ISOTLT (3 books, thin paper) for €50 that might be cheaper than a used collection.

i would shadow denmarks flower if you know what i mean

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Wer nicht auf ein Nordderby hofft, der hat den Fussball nie geliebt ugezs

Well buying used books is certainly something I should start doing. I’ve been looking for things to spend money on and I have a lot of empty space in my living room bookcase.
What a perfect solution to two different problems.

You can spend your money on me. I'll be your bf in return.

i hob ka oide

i a net

Just found out Strasbourg have an Ngubu Da Costa of their own

Redpill me on Strasbourg defending

Jz 1 Licher weizen

What the heck, they sell that stuff in the US?

More like Boroussia Cuckmund am I right

sipping on kentish ale rn

Only guessing here: He's playing for the most hated club in german football, and is the Inbegriff for what stereotypes call "a waschechter Bayer". Customers like me love this guy (nut >we still saw and see his weak phases). There are elements here and irl who try to push some retarded agenda or something. E.g.
>not even yandex find's a source for this "article", someone's memeing/trying to push his/hers/xs agenda. Instead the first hit on yandex is pic related.
In case anyone took that pic for a real article from a real sports news source. dw.com/en/thomas-müller-drives-bayern-munich-to-routine-victory-over-freiburg/a-42821621

>comparing a zoomer to boomer

great arguments fren

Lautern, Gladbach, Bremen, >>>> BxB, Bauern

>tp
>tf

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>>not even yandex find's a source for this "article", someone's memeing/trying to push his/hers/xs agenda. Instead the first hit on yandex is pic related.
never go full retard, user

Bad post

Great sources and arguments, my frens.

ugh

>yandex

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i like it because their face rec algorithm comes up with lots of slav doppelgängers

...

Omg... he stopped it right on the line. This has to be the worst miss in the history of football. You just can't top this.

KEHRER

Kehrer and Draxler just combined for a goal :)

Yandex reverse pic search provides better results than any other search link on 4channel, or the internet at all. Fite me here. Bonus: I'm a boomer born in poland, so in no position to praise russians or germans at all. Sure, your apple/google system tells you otherwise, but try to über den tellerrand zu schauen.

youtube.com/watch?v=dLkgCfloiz4
youtube.com/watch?v=9KQ9oZ2zhfg
youtube.com/watch?v=o1tiNDmF9-4
youtube.com/watch?v=3_V_qsQ_C7U
a billion cases. sad.

Isn't Kehrer a hit and miss in PSG games?

Every PSGfag I know want him dead

Thilo "heute gibts nen Elfmeter für die Gegner" Kehrer

which livescore website do you use?

flashscore is Yea Forums starter pack

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i use dazn

fuck off shill

interdasting. I',m using livescore.com for I don't know how long (10+ years), but it starts to get on my nerves because of the lack of individualization.

fuck u dazn is the best sports broadcaster out there

>best sports broadcaster
>not able to show all games from (You)re fav team
State of zoom zoom here.

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i like it for the goal replays
quality is shit but you don't have to search around for everything

Which stream is the source from, where there is no adverts at all at half time but instead all highlights without commentary but with stadium atmo on repeat for the whole time? I'd subscribe to that uggezs desu.

*Which source is the stream from...

I might watch some /wrestlemania/ tonight.

hamdulillah

Hazard to BVB all but confirmed

>40m including bonuses
oh well

This is the last piece of the puzzle for Dortmund to become Meister!

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>le choke away the champions league man
>le get subbed at halftime against Düsseldorf man
seems like a good fit for Dortmund

better player than Hudson Odoi tho

dont know, i dont watch chelsea

one time he stumbled in a goal against a low level fa cup opponent
that's about it

Based Aldi

I also own Yandex stock by the way, keep it up boomer

>2020
>Using Windows
>Not using the vastly superior Manjaro OS

Why do people do this?

nachti jz

youtube.com/watch?v=Sf6Evi0Yyn4

Hello

HSV Vs. Bremen finale YEHÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

Hello neighbours I am wondering how Klaassen is doing

Judenhass! Mordaufruf! Volksverhetzung!
Skandal um Ausraster von Schalke-Fan
Jetzt ermittelt der Staatsschutz

>SCHALKE

Did the Holocaust happen?

>Nazimund once again weakening their direct rivals

b-b-but buyern bad :(

bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/bundesliga-ard-zeigt-bvb-gegen-schalke-live-im-free-tv-61115420.bild.html

When is the last time we saw a game that is not the opening match of Hin- or Rückrunde in free tv?
Why now?

At least they paid 40m+tip

ok im hier jz

ok im jt

Just finished trimming my cherry tree

>„Ihr scheiß DFB-Hurensöhne. Euch werden wir alle umbringen, ihr kleinen Hurensöhne“, schrie ein Einzelner aus der Nordkurve. Das geht aus einem Video hervor, das im Internet auftauchte.
Where is the vid?

>gestern die Butterweiche Flanke zum 1:0 geschlagen
>fühle das jetzt immer noch genau im Fuß
>tfw
t. der ewige Rechtsverteidiger

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>Why now?
That's what I was wondering too. Maybe they figure having a high profile match on free to view television could help with the international standing. Plus it's arguably one of the most high stake Revierderbys in a while. Schalke could use the points to stave off relegation fears and imagine if they end up being the team that kills off any last hope Dortmund might have for a title challenge

>if they end up being the team that kills off any last hope Dortmund might have for a title challenge
I doubt anyone in the current >Schalke squad even cares the least bit about that.

>Nabil Bentaleb darf wieder bei den Schalker Profis mittrainieren. Der Algerier war aus disziplinarischen Gründen zwischenzeitlich in die U 23 versetzt worden. Nun wurde er von S04-Coach Huub Stevens begnadigt.

>Johannes Eggestein stürmt auch künftig für den SV Werder Bremen. Wie der Bundesligist am Montag vermeldete, hat der 20-Jährige seinen auslaufenden Vertrag an der Weser verlängert.

Did you meant you're parents cherry tree?

nah i live in a big house that a couple used to live in. The wife died years ago and the husband build himself a smaller house closer to his daughter. He now rents out his old house to 4 parties, one being me, and since i know a bit about gardening i take care of the outside stuff and then don't have to do inside stuff like cleaning the staircase.

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It got uploadfiltered. Video was taken from the Nordkurve around the time of the penalty. You could see what was happening on the pitch and you could hear a Vollasi (presumably the guy filming) screaming like mad for two minutes straight.

>Borussia Mönchengladbach wollte mit Thorgan Hazard verlängern, doch der Belgier ging nicht auf das Angebot des Klubs ein. Stattdessen infomierte Hazard die Borussen, dass er seinen Vertrag nicht verlängern möchte "und dass er Borussia nach fünf Jahren verlassen will, weil er für sich den nächsten Schritt machen möchte". Dies bestätigte Sportdirektor Max Eberl am Montagnachmittag.

I think the idea originated from Sky rather than ARD, using it as a promotion for their broadcasts. From what i can gather ARD will produce the game themselves though, with their moderator and commentator and stuff... weird.

I feel this urge to drive somewhere quiet to do my studying, but i have no idea where such a place would be or how it would look like. Ugh.

Guess i'll just stay inside as always...

kanal od. see pack dir oft ein amk

how do I a sedlazek gf las?

> tfw he's been at Gladbach for 5 years already

did tom apply?

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yes 7000 times

Ist das von ihr getragen?

>you could hear a Vollasi
redundant information

just saw on the BBC football website it said dortmund lost 5 nil
wow what a load of shit

haha

heh

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imagine the smell

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How did you like Wrestlmenia last night?

dies uezs

Can based Magdeburg beat Worstburg today?

more importantly, do we care? i say no

extremely homosexual post

Could PLEASE somebody buy Boateng? Thanks

I heard ManU is hunting for some shitplayers

there is barely anything more gay than watching a bunch of girls do sports while not being at least half naked

tom is the most mentally ill person on /bundes/, possibly Yea Forums.

proofs?

ich hab so kopfschmerzen amk

pretty sure at the point that "tom" is actually gay for those girls. now do the math on your own what the implications of this are

Getting it down wasn't too hard but how the hell do you get it back on top when space is so tight? Maybe a platform in front of the washer but it's still a bit difficult for only one person

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Omi das zu gefährlich ja

lay a thick board underneath both, put both machines face to board, then grab board and erect like benis

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the slums of copenhagen

Two washing machines? And if there's only one, why put the washing machine on top?

What is on top? What is on bottom? And how does the top not fall down from vibrations?

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wallah dänemark du kraftschwein komms mit pumpen ja

the front one looks like a dryer

>Jatta playing again
God damnit, Wolf is such a piece of shit coach.

Kill yourself.

Oh I see. I thought the open compartment was for a detergent drawer, didn't think of a dryer with one of these tubs that collect the water.

Getting better every week

Yes, washing machine in the back and the dryer goes on top. They don’t completely fit, but I’ve never had any issues with the arrangement.
Had to take them out because all the piping had to be replaced.
I’ve decided to just ignore the problem for now.

Just match some fit dude on Tinder and let him do the work

NURbros..

sorry this is a maidencastle board.

Fun fact: I had a fernbeziehung with a maid from maidencastle.

JATTA

I hate HSV soooo much

Time for a movie.

I watched "Stroszek" yesterday.

Based.

CAM ON YOU MAIDENS
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

non era desu schmesu senpai

Good ref desu.

Is he though?

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based Assi

Well, he at least big enough to pull back his initial decision by talking to in this situation.
What are you trying to say with your screenshot anyway? I have no memories of those matches.

BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER BÜLTER

>turns on stream
>magdeburg score
Oops :D

HERE COME THE MAIDENS

Santos is good. Hope the links are true.

>actually watching sp*rts
krinsch

hoid d'backn

HIV

HIV BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>HSV

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I'm so happy that ''we'' lost. I fucking hate wolf and the niggers naray and jatta so much.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this shit team doesn't even deserve to be promoted

If only Union, Kiel and Paderborn could stop choking now.

WTF I LOVE MAIDENCASTLE NOW

The losses to Paderborn and Heidenheim ruined their confidence but the draw away to Dresden just might help them regain their confidence a bit.

Als HSV musst du deine spiele gewinnen.

Wird Zeit, diesem Verein den Rücken zu kehren. Bin Rothose, seitdem ich laufen kann, aber die letzen Jahre haben mich im Zeitraffer altern lassen. Keine Lust mehr auf versaute Wochenenden, Stress mit der Freundin und die Häme der Arbeitskollegen. Es reicht. Jaja, "wie in guten so auch in...". Nur, dass die guten einfach nicht mehr wiederkommen wollen...

now joghurt with 0n zw0 fruits

>Stress mit der Freundin
>weil der HSV verliert
Ich seh den Asi genau vor mir, der vom Sofa aus seine Olschke anbölkt, weil Lasogga den Ball über die Latte gezimmert hat.

"fans" are all manchildren desu

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based

Lel

so much this.
just proves again that toxic masculinity is a real problem which hasn't gotten enough attention

But you know who is getting attention? (You), my friend. Have some!

Why do HSV play niggers in their midfield? I swear not a single pass arrived.

>witsel is 30

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difficult to lure white players to Hamburg these days

You just made my day, kind sir!
God bless you

I love that scheiß HSV is so Scheiße.

Diese Mannschaft blamiert sich Woche für Woche bis auf die Knochen und trotzdem wird es für den Aufstieg reichen weil Union Berlin auch nichts mehr auf die Kette kriegt.

>no fun allowed
wanna know how I know you vote green?

I for one am excited to see Hamburg getting relegated to the 2.BL every 2 years

yes yes #metoo

nö I vote AfD

Suck my dick

if you give me some caving equipment sure

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It's funny because I was talking with one of my coworkers earlier about just how crazy it is that obesity is normalized to the point that it isn't really noticeable. He made the remark to just look around and take notice of how common it is and like every fif person I saw happened to be Le American bare

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do you think jt is actually a homo?

that's a cute Beuteltier

Beuteltier > Rüsseltier >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Quacks"

>Melbourne par site isnunder constant camera surveillance
may I ask for the records of the ladies room please?

good morning

Hello

See See

Second half of the season so far:
>18/19 21 pts under Favre
>17/18 20 pts under Stöger
>16/17 20 pts under Tuchel
And people unironically don't rate Stöger who took over mid-season and lost Aubameyang.

>So erkläre sich auch der Diallo-Transfer. Der BVB habe bereits vor einem Jahr Interesse gehabt, hätte aber wohl erheblich mehr als Mainz an Monaco bezahlen müssen. So dass dieser Kauf von Mainz und dann von Dortmund wohl ein abgesprochenes Win-Win-Geschäft dieser beiden Vereine war.

>Hannover 96 hat sich mit sofortiger Wirkung von Manager Horst Heldt getrennt.

>Wird Christoph Metzelder ab Sommer neuer Manager bei RB Leipzig? Angeblich befindet sich der ehemalige Nationalspieler bereits unterwegs zu Gesprächen nach Sachsen.

Wie bereits angekündigt, war ich gestern zum ersten seit knapp 2 Jahren mal wieder im Stadion und habe mir somit das erste Zweitligaspiel des HSV in meinem Leben anschauen müssen. Richtig, anschauen müssen. Denn jeder, der sich das freiwillig ein zweites Mal antut und dafür auch noch Entrittsgelder wie die eines Champions League-Teilnehmers abdrückt, gehört eigentlich in psychologische Behandlung, denn mit dem Begriff Masochismus ist das alles nicht ausreichend beschrieben. Ehrlich, ich war im Grunde ohne jegliche Erwartungen in den Volkspark gefahren, aber das, was ich gestern sah, hat mich in meinen Grundfesten erschüttert. Denn das, was eine Mannschaft, bei der bis auf Bates jeder Spieler Erstliga-Erfahrungen vorzuweisen hat, dort abliefert, ist ein Skandal.

Spielerisch, technisch, von der Einstellung zum Beruf her, komplett. Der Tabellen-16. aus Magdeburg war dem HSV, bis auf vielleicht 15 Minuten nach der Pause in absolut allen Belangen überlegen, die Spieler waren griffiger, galliger, handlungsschneller und tatsächlich auch technisch dem HSV in entrückt. Kurz zur Einordnung: Hier spielte der Tabellen-2. mit einem Kaderwert von € 58,88 Mio. gegen den Tabellen-16. mit einem Kaderwert von € 11,4 Mio. Für das Gehalt eines Herrn Lasogga (€ 3,6 Mio. zzgl. Prämien) kann man in Magdeburg knapp die Hälfte der Mannschaft bezahlen. Außerdem: Die Ost-Deutschen hatten bis gestern ganze 4 ihrer 27 Spiele gewonnen. Vielleicht habe ich ja keine Ahnung, aber irgendwie erwarte ich dann, einen Leistungsunterschied erkennen zu können.

>Die Spieler waren galliger.
In a better timeline than this, that would become a commonly used phrase around here.

Die Spieler in der Einzelkritik.

Pollersbeck: Wenig geprüft, bei den Toren machtlos. Mit den Händen ist das okay, aber der Mann drischt Rückpässe teilweise derart unkontrolliert auf die Tribüne, das ist einfach erbärmlich.

Sakai: Bitte. Erlöst diesen Mann von seinem Schicksal als Fußball-Profi. Ist ja nett, dass er neuerdings Enthüllungsbücher auf Japanisch schreibt, aber das, was er auf dem Platz zeigt, ist einfach nur peinlich. Defensiv wacklig, offensiv spielt er Pässe in Räume, wo weit und breit kein Hamburger zu sehen ist.

van Drongelen: Defensiv ok, im Spiel nach vorn ist das leider ein Oberliga-Spieler. Keinerlei Pressing-Resistenz, sobald er angelaufen wird, gerät er in Panik.

Papadopoulos: Ich hätte nie gedacht, das ich das einmal schreiben muss, aber bester Hamburger des Spiels. Defensiv größtenteils solide, gewinnt jedes Kopfball-Duell und war der Einzige, der mal etwa anderes versuchte als die Pille blind nach vorn zu dreschen.

Bates: Wie schlimm muss es um die schottische Nationalmannschaft bestellt sein, wenn dieser Mann spielen darf. Master of Rückpass, hüftsteif und langsam. Und wie schlecht müssen die ehemaligen Peters-Juwelen sein, wenn es niemanden gibt, der diesen Anti-Fußballer beerben kann?

Douglas Santos: Träumt anscheinend schon von Donezk. Sollte irgendein Scout irgendeines Vereins gestern in Hamburg gewesen sein, ist das Interesse Geschichte. Ein Mann, der angeblich € 25 Mio. wert sein soll (also der 2 1/2-fache des Magdeburger Kaders), muss den Unterschied ausmachen. Vom Brasilianer kam gar nichts. Höchstgebot: € 2,5 Mio.

Jung: Dazu fehlen mir eigentlich die Worte. Ich habe noch die Worte der Hamburger Hofberichterstatter im Ohr. „Wenn Gideon Jung erstmal wieder da ist“. Verliert wirklich jeden Zweikampf, stolpert über seine eigenen Beine, hätte eigentlich nach 30 Minuten erlöst werden müssen.

Mangala: Gedanklich offenbar schon wieder in Stuttgart, ohne jeglichen Impuls. Minimaler Aktionsradius, keine Ideen und offenbar auch kein Bock mehr.

Holtby: Jeder, der die Petition für eine Verlängerung seines Vertrags unterschrieben hat und gestern im Stadion war, gehört ausgepeitscht. Mr. Wirkungslos hat in Hamburg 4 Jahre lang € 4 Mio. verdient und niemand weiß, warum. Sandhausen freut sich auf Lewis Harry.

Jatta: Bei aller Liebe, aber das wird in diesem Leben kein professioneller Fußballer mehr. Er rennt, er arbeitet, aber sobald er am Ball ist, ist die Luft raus. Trotzdem noch einer der Besseren, was mehr über den Rest aussagt, als über seine Qualitäten.

Lasogga: Gewinnt kaum ein offensives Kopfballduell, kann keinen Ball festmachen, rennt vorn rum wie Falschgeld. Für Kombinations-Fußball ungeeignet, für Konter-Fußball ungeeignet, das Einzige, was er kann – er kann Bälle, die in einem Raum 10 m vor dem Tor auftauchen, reinmachen. Aber dafür muss da auch mal ein Ball hin. Absolut ohne Wirkung, Totalausfall.

bilious sounds doof

>Metzelder
Really hoped they would give him the job at DFB. He's a person like Bierhoff, the two would go crazy having to work with each other. Meanwhile Jogi would just mute his phone.

Niemand ließt sich das durch, Mirko

>Metzelder to RBL
basado

/drei90/ ohne basti dafür mit enzo nich im ernst oder alda

in hindsight stöger was THE man

>Saisonaus für Pohjanpalo
whats his fucking problem?

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Baum und Lehmann raus
(Doll immer noch Trainer in Hannover)

+++++++++++++++++++++ BRECHEND +++++++++++++++++++++++

BUNDESLIGA-HAMMER!
Augsburg feuert
Baum und Lehmann

And Martin Schmidt takes over as new head coach

Thankfully this will never happen

literally stealing a living

Who is he?

scored thrice against hsv once, so he is cool in my book.

The only lehmann that is important plays for west ham

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>Der Hamburger SV bastelt am Kader für die Zukunft und hat dabei eine wichtige Planstelle geschlossen: Kiels Kapitän David Kinsombi kommt zur kommenden Spielzeit zu den Rothosen und erhält an der Elbe einen Vierjahresvertrag bis 2023.

Forever Zweite Liga.

based wundes poster

DIE KAUFEN DIE LIGA KAPUTT

Love techno! Hate Hamburg!

Hate Techno! Hate Hamburg!

Bayern are leading the race for Lille winger Nicolas Pépé and are making moves behind the scenes. Club officials have recently met with Pépé's agents in Paris to discuss personal terms and the discussions were productive. Bayern are 'more than ever' close to Pépé

Germany - Japan playing right now btw.

Sophie Lena Oberdorf is playing.

t. tomli

t. tom

stream?

they are really trying to burn the money

1:1 Alex Popp

zdf.de/live-tv

yawn

webm?

die sollen pornos drehen und kein fuppes spielen alder

don't have it unfortunately. watchign comfy on telly and shitpoasting from MD.

Imagine being Hinteregger right now, RIP his dreams of playing CL

Kathy wearing a thong, I see.

now it's getting interesting. post pic.

Nö kb ^^

then fuck off and more importantly shut your goddamn mouth

there would be even less people watching their porn

test

yes, your proxy is on again, Sebastian.

He will stay. Augsburg is going down.

hmm

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Jz 1 Tiefkühlpizza. Also shit CL matchday.

would you rather see your daughter play football or shoot porn?

>Also shit CL matchday.
he doesn't know

every Realschulklasse has at least 4 of those Jennys

>implying

I love the based&redpilled welt

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article191584235/BKA-Lagebild-Gewalt-von-Zuwanderern-gegen-Deutsche-nimmt-zu.html

and I want to see porn from every single one of them

for me, it's Bayer women's

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^how do i take the neck pill amk

tom and nottom seriously need to piss off, /bundes/ cannot tolerate such pathetic posting.

I wanna sniff it

Why do all the best Bundes teams start with B?
>Bayern
>Borussia
>Bulls
>Büffelherde
>Boffenheim
>Bremen
>Bayer

see

Völler stützt Bosz: „Wollen diesen Fußball sehen“ – Schlechtere Bilanz als Herrlich

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Als Leverkusen musst du deine Spiele gewinnen.

3 90 was shit today. Shit!

Hab schon "stürzt" gelesen, und hatte dann durch dein Bild die Szene vor Augen, wie Rudi ihn vor 'nen Zug schubst.

reese was funny at the end. but basti is mandatory, that's for sure.

what's with all the early transfers this season? leave it for /trans/time pls.

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so is the Bayern match tomorrow or what

yes, but today is the Liverpool game. Lots of memes and shitposts inc

No

youtube.com/watch?v=34TiqpCgmFY

>Schult patzt doppelt - Deutschland remis im WM-Test gegen Japan
What happened, I just arrived.

Nobody fucking cares

jz 1 karotte

wew, quite toxic, my fren.

Kys you little faggot

No u

jenes

>get gifted a goal
>EISKALT!
lel

>penalty in the 99th minute after 5 minutes of waiting
>not eiskalt

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Kann man das heute als Konferenz sehen?

>Another nigger thats barely good enough for 2nd league
epic
just
epic

Why couldn't I have been born in Bayern? Or in NRW so that I could chose one of those clubs. JUST END IT ALREADY

>implying even 10% of the bayern customers in this country are from münchen
just bandwagon a team la

I can't. I have been a HSV fan all my life. I hate hamburg and hsv but I also love it.

True. München ist Blau.

Yea Forums is honestly a terrible board, it seems the average IQ is 70 by how much they like their ever repeating stale memes. By comparison /bundes/ is a pool of geniuses

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Okay? And where are the statistics for Munich? München ist Blau.

how is this relevatn to my statement

embarrassing post uezs

Feel free to post your stats senpai.
you don't need to have a mathestudium to see that you claim is wrong. Present stats if you have, I'm up to change by views if you provide any numbers.
Wie deine mutter.

^look at this faggot

this guy is a brainlet and unironically

>602

There seem to be konferenzstreams, but mine isn't working.

Stay classy.

Like I said, provide different stats with a higher count and I'll change my opinion. Up to that point, this is "repräsentativ" for me.

>poop

>agüero

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