Whoever wins this will be top of the league, Dortmund can go 5 points clear with a win.
FCBayern: Neuer, Süle, Hummels, Thiago, Martinez, Lewandowski, Gnabry, Müller, Alaba, Coman, Kimmich.
Dortmund: Bürki, Piszczek, Akanji, Zagadou, Diallo, Witsel, Delaney, Sancho, Dahoud, Bruun Larsen, Reus.
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You're gay.
Mich freut das so sehr. Dortmund spielt Fußball aus'm
Dortmund can go 5 points clear with a win
they only need to score 5 goals
You can go five IQ points clear if you never post again on this board.
Reminder Reus became a father for the first time last week.
Pls say something nice to him despite him getting raped right now.
HOCH DIE HÄNDE WOCHENENDE AMINA KOYIM
>only need a 0-0 to win the league
>lose 4-0
this is the thread
>Ich kann es nicht glauben
Remember when Dirtmound were 4-0 up to >schalke at HT and they ended up drawing?
ABFAHRT
fuck Witsel for not going to psg. hope he is happy now
This is sad.
Second half lads, let's work on the tor diff now.
>lose 4-0
stand jetzt
I would rather lose with Dortmund than lose with PSG
Yes
>neighbours wife screaming "Geh mir aus den Augen"
>children cry heavily
wtf, wat do?
we did it reddit!
how do you say exposed in german?
Space smells like shit when you are in a suit.
Nice pass Mahmoud
Go out of her eyes
I love woodyinho
Sing a song
>Celebrating a draw on your T-Shirt
yes I mean there is no pressure with dirtmund, people don't expect you to get results
this is chile
what level of jew is that guy on the right on?
sounds like she's single, you know what to do
Watch football and ignore it like every other proper German. Then take a wine and 2 glasses with you when you go to her later tonight and bang your neighbor's angry wife.
this is the post
Schalke won 4-4
I told you that Pizkzek wasn’t gamefit
why are turkish-german girls so elite?
Hes a dortmund fan so shes rightly upset
post more examples
Polish migrant/10
Gib ihr den Schwanz
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Nothing as good as posting dirty halfbreed whores in match thread!!!
Utter dominance from Bayern
Dortmund can’t pass the halfway line
Because they bleach the ugly kraut genes
patrician taste
What was the biggest point difference between Bayern and BVB this season? Seeing them crash like this is almost like Tottenham crashing out of the title race contention (not like anyone thought they'd win, but they had a reasonable chance)
>Borrusia Hotspur
>i.4pcdn.org
The fuck
Dortmund were 9 or 10 points above Bayern at some point
>tf
>any post
>tf
can someone check these
8 or something
yanks be wild'n
dubs and Dortmund wins 4:5
is this really a worth comparision? dortmund actually has won a title recently
Ouch. And now getting pounded doesn't make it look any better. What the fuck happened to them?
From camwhores to niggers twerking to amputations. Interesting post.
i'm not clicking on malaysian scheisse
...
>i.4pcdn.org
This one is good
Heidenheim > Dortmund
Lol lewa looked pathetic here
Can you Saupreißn just fuck off?
Who wears the Deustche Telekom / TMobile logo? Are they paid or do they actually make people who get those seats wear all white?
>home team in the lead with 4:0
>only away supporters to be heard
ah yes... the """""""myth""""""" of the plastic Buyern customers
they overperformed in the first half of the season
So what’s Favre’s plan? Losing only 4-0?
Just a coincidence
is this real
What am I supposed to do with all this information?
It's a flash mob.
This
das it mane
Burka wearing faggots
boring
The question is if the guy on the bottom left is related or not to the spastic guy in the Premier LEague WebM
Purely coincidental. You're not some deluded conspiracy freak, are you?
Go to sleep its half a night. You will not be productive in next day because of this.
>Burka wearing faggots
By that you mean wearing traditional German dress
Coming back from the barber, now just tell me how bad is BVB getting raped.
Oh wow, its another episode of
>get lead
>stop playing out of courtesy
Shit sport.
>LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will be posted on xrares, its that bad
Götze coming on to save us
>tf
>tp
apprentices from telekom, 58 to be exact.
I think he's a distant relative of Messi
That is till he needs subbing off before the 80th min
what should they do? the goal difference is already really huge and the game is basically over.
Why do german woman not attracted to german man anymore ?
Why do german women love bbc so much?
I know German media literally gets paid to do it but it's still stupendous how they always manage to get every single one of the brown people of a team into one shot. Truly master photography skills.
>bring in gotze
>the state of dortmund
Who /Käse und kleine Frikadellen/ here?
It's Telekom employees getting free tickets
It’s like this team is playing with 20 chemistry
Speak English please
>scores an own goal
i try
"""""""""""""""british"""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
For me, it's jägerwurst pommes majo.
What are you angry because of advert heh im also angry but in more hard way my way is based on the power of people change and youre coming from being mentally weak manlet you must be one thing to achieve something not group of things.
>götze
>Hummels at ST
>Frikadellen
It's hilarious actually
the fucking state of your"""""""""Life"""""""""""
OHNONONONONONO
Let's be honest, this was predictable, why the fuck someone would start Zagadou and Diallo against Bayern
I find it funny, slavtard
What did user post?
>Rushes you like a retard
>ouch ouch my foot
>I know German media literally gets paid to do
What?
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>ywn gotze is playing
Zoomers OUT
Wolf coming in to save us
He knows it because thats how free market works
This is boring, can someone score a goal already?
kek
Jz fap to Lucie wilde
something about sucking putin's tiny cock
>that one faggot with the megaphone
Absolute state of Delaney
Come to Besiktas already
holy shit that ref absolutely MOGGED lewa
I just wanna say that /bundes/ is usually really chill, good atmosphere and non-racist but now that there is a non-german audience the krautists are going full blown "hahah muh race mixing r-right guys" plus /deutsch/ incels stirring up shit.
>HABBIBIS
Why don't they just have the ref mark Hummels on corners?
No one really care aboit that
It's a means to normalize multiculturalism, condition Gemrans to it. When they see it every day on TV and in the media, they will be more accepting of it when it happens in their direct proximity.
There are literal "diversity" stipulations that make sure it's always these pictures that make it on the front page.
Based Bahia de Munique
Tuchel once again proven right
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄHM
SCHEIß HAUSMEISTER
UND SCHEIß TRANSEN
UND SCHEIß NEGER
KOVAC FUẞBALLGOTT!
Source?
Maybe it's just coincidence (and confirmation bias for you). Most football teams have many black people
Media in general (not just German media) would bait reactionary nationalists in Germany by making brown people look bad and getting beaten by big strong rich conservative Bayern
>Sanshit can’t even dribble past Hummels
Also pushing cuck propaganda
Fuch off
Post link/image/webm
Who is better: Dortmund or Schalke?
Jeez Ronny, maybe stop going on /pol/, stop watching RT and stop listening to KenFM, then you may actually make it back to reality.
arent you supposed to sell meth? your local drug lord gets angry
>me watching a bundesliga game
Yes it's just my confirmation bias and diversity stipulations are something I just made up. : - )
why is borussia so shook?
Ur mum is best
why can't they stop slipping bros
Tabloids have been publishing garbage "relationship advice" like this for decades, settle down Muhammad
good
Good question
Zoomers + loser mentality
seething dirtmundfag
>It's a means to normalize multiculturalism
nice
I don't do either of these things, Cuckmed.
How would this make it any better? But no, they haven't. I actually went through Bild's archive and it really started in 2011 to blow up.
At least they should give Bayern some season ending injuries
>game stops being interesting
>/pol/tards, cuckolds and the rest of the mentally ill immediately take over the game thread
Why is this always happening on Yea Forums these days?
You're one of those people who think that a governing body doesn't have a plant because, to you, they look like they can't even use a stapler, aren't you? Things don't happen for a reason, they are randomly occuring events, guys!
>It's been happening for a while, therefore it's okay.
Proving his point.
That's why I literally don't feel bad about it anymore, Germans deserve what they have coming to them and as soon as I'm done with my training I'm out. :)
/r/soccer please leave
>I actually went through Bild's archive and it really started in 2011
Rood
/deutsch/ krautists trying to impress non-germans
"hahah look guys w-we are t-totally based too!"
But he is warning you about cuckolds and the cuckold propaganda on Bild? Do you defend this shit?
Are you the Hahnrei, Sören?
wtf I love Tuchel now???
Good.
You have to unironically be retarded to think that what the other user said is false
Wo ist /bundes/ amk
no. he should still fuck off
they don't have sex
taking a break from clownposting on Yea Forums
>I actually went through Bild's archive and it really started in 2011 to blow up.
Reus has lost it
>
What is your point you retarded cuck?
Must be a German thing, then. Every garbage grocery-store-waiting-line publication has been telling women to go for a chad instead of being an adult for as long as I can remember. But most people are smarter than to listen to those papers. And logically, Germany should have the same solution in not giving them any attention.
>reus sweeping lewa
He mad.
you mean sneedposting
bundesliga is too predictable and they get bored
You can summarize all these mentally ill people with one word: Incels
Sneed
>Sanches
Kovac is taking the piss now
Absolute state
>cuckold propaganda
just don't give them attention :^)
Just tuned in.
Quick run-down of the match so far?
Hello Tumblr
>muh incels
Hitler was literally an incel and he almost made germany great
yes
Fucking based. I hate Borussia Cuckmund. Trash those pussies.
What is your argument?
No, literal cuckolding and triangle relationships weren't pushed in the same fashion two decades ago. You probably weren't alive back then and have no clue, though.
It was not.
Neither was multiculti or antinatalism.
seething normalfags /itt/
Something something cuckolding
But I lost my virginity at the age of 14 and have been in 11 relationships since? What now?
Dortmund had the first chance (hit the post), afterwards Bayern entered rape mode and the game was over in the 1st half
Now everyone just waits for the final whistle.
I know one incel who is literally Stalin vol 2.0 with third jewish name. He tried to date four times in two months and got rejected all times. Its not always true man.
Based
>flag
>defends degeneracy
Who is shocked?
I just said it's probably exclusive to America. It's literally as easy as not paying attention to them. Are Germans that braindead that they take Bild as gospel? You're being hysterical over a tabloid Franz.
uggo
>2019
>having kids
Fucking stop and get out
Shut the hell up ameriburger, we are trying to watch a game here.
If you have an IQ of 70, yes.
I love women and can have sex any time and I still see the bias in the media and the blatant propaganda pushing, again, because I don't have an IQ of 70.
Keep letting your retarded sports shit distract you from reality though, Sören.
red and basepilled
>It's literally as easy as not paying attention to them.
Why are americans so stupid?
>most important bundes game in 7 years
>it's a rapefest in the 1st half, a borefest in the 2nd half
How do we fix this shit?
itt:
>can still count the number of women he fucked
incel
>Der Klassiker
More like Der Massaker
'cause ain't no such thing as half way crooks
You're foolish if you think everyone just ignores that shit. It takes place incrementally and is about a road to normalization, idiot
Propaganda is propaganda and as soon as you have proximity it imprints on you, even when you seemingly reject it. You have it everywhere not jus ton Bild.
Based Romenia
good goy
Whippings for the loser
>proud to be a literal whore and probably stdmonger
>t. the guy in the middle
If anything it shows people what not to do. If people are just occasionally glancing at those papers, they'll think "ew, gross" and slowly be inclined against those thoughts. There are seriously way bigger threats to be worried about, not some boomer clickbait.
I am jewish btw
>not sicherstellen deine genetically line
Goddamn you're either retarded or Jewish or both
LEWY!
terrible thread
this wouldn't happen in an epl match
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I am glad that incel, just like cuck and basedboy, lost the little bit of meaning[involuntary celibate] it has.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol
FÜNF
HAHA
Well, i have lithuanian origins
LEWA
>my pornfu is in this
>didn't know she fucks dindus
>didn't know she's one of the chosen people
DROPPED AND K.EKKED
>dirtmund
5-0
KURWA
>BvB 05
>it imprints on you
not if your media literacy is more advanced than someone born in the '60s
Based
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHAHHAHAH
>5-0
LMAO @ DIRTMOUND FAGS
Oh no no no
>The boomer of borussia
LEWANGOALSKI rubbing salt in the wounds. Absolutely based.
How is this hairstyle called?
I hate incels, cucks, poltards, etc.....but who I REALLY REALLY fucking hate are animefags.
Is there anyone more mentally ill than adults who watch anime?
Lads, did someone screenshot Kovac after the 3:0?
*breathes in*
>This can’t be happening! I’m in charge here!
Foxposter pls go
The Manchester United fade
>pornfu
I really hate this French anime girl fox poster
*adults who watch women's football
Why are Swiss coaches so bad?
name 1 german poster better than him
welp, that was another klassiker that wasn't very klasse
Enjoyable first half, lame as fuck second half. Based score. Thanks for tuning in lads, see you at the end when Bayern are meister. :)
me
the "before this game i had normal full dark hair"
Pretty boring, hopefully barca game will be better
>I love women and can have sex any time
That you're posting here would indicate otherwise.
not everyone likes """chicks""" with dicks, joaõ
tom
lauter incels heut hier unterwegs amk
>*wins copa america*
KEPLER KEPLER KEPLER KEPLER KEPLER KEPLER KEPLER KEPLER
its chance not last chance you subhuman
based
Witsel is S tier, should have been red carded just for being a Nigger.
favre is overrated and sabotages himself and his team in every important match with retarded lineup.
prove me wrong
have sex
Wtf? I thought "Der Klassiker" was supposed to be the showpiece topspiel?
Look at the threads from around christmas with all the gloating Dortcucks
oh nonono
bump