/heem/

It used to be nice when it was just a line up of the champs.
Then they got reddity with it.

are we in the era of the manlet?

They'll pretend they don't but it's sold there so someone's drinking it. I believe it's like the second most selling beer.

newer one actually

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>ynr susan

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this is outdated but still relevant

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schaub
jokes on you, I like girl scat

Who do you have for Gastelum vs Adememeya?

I can see both winning.
Should be a great fight though.

Both the main and CoMain I see as 50/50

If you Parlay Gastelum and Porier there is a lot of money there

fatstelum is the hungrier dog and he dont learn a the new tricks but he gonna be achata the rabbit

I'm pretty annoyed that I can't bet on MMA in Italy. The only way is to sign up to skeevy sites that might be taken down at any moment.
All the while betting on literal who pillowfighters against even greater literal who cans with 1:18 odds is allowed.
Also Trump 2020 @ 2.25x, Bernie @ 7.00
Might put a cheeky 5er on one of these two

Adesanya by decision. I don't really rate him but he's a good enough striker to keep Kelvin at range imo, hope I'm wrong.

twitter.com/ensoninoue/status/1114347099078836224?s=19

based Pride
based Rizin

When are the next fights guys

I want nothing more than for Japan to be the hub of mma again, not necessarily for roiding but for the ruleset. We need to go back

pretty sure bareknuckle is tonight (lol), holloway-poorier card next weekend

Rizin 15 is coming up friend, get hype

Wait. Is Artyom vs Malinaggi a real thing? I thought it was just rumors.

>Literally Easter morning
That's a no go for me

artem is fighting jason knight

who has the adventage when its goes to the ground dustin or max?

If israel is able to keep the distance and not fight like a retard you should be able to do it but he doesnt have the experience so it will be a fun fight

Having a hard time choosing my favorite fighters for each division, who do you have for female bantamweight and female flyweight guys?

Any news on brian ortega and mackenzie dern? two very exciting fighters, always put on a show for the fans

Any good mma podcasts? listened to ariel helwani the mma beat and the mma vivisection

Dustin definitely, better BJJ and wrestled since high school. Don't know if he'll try to wrestle though.

I agree will probably keep it standing and bang it out should be an exciting fight

Errbody b talmbout gatselums 1-2. HOMEBOY ova here b sayin his jitz wins em da fight

post max

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I rewatched Poiriers lightweight run and I struggle to see him winning. His best chance is if he does to Max what he did to Joe Duffy. But I would be really surprised if he could close the distance on Max that easy.

Porier has the reach advantage on Max, who only looks huge because he fights 145ers

With all these great ko finishes, who's getting flushed next week? I'm kinda worried that my boy Max will, but the guy's got a chin on him and he's very hard to hit clean.
Having 10 less pounds to cut should help him too r-right? I-it's not like Poirier will get him with a one-two, r-right?

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Dustin has the better wrestling, but Max has legit top control and escapes/scrambles. As for submissions, probably Dustin as well, but Max might have something up his sleeve, who knows?

who are the hardest hitters max has faced (that have hit him in the head)?

aldo, who hit him flush with a bunch of really hard shots.
mcgregor
jeremy stephens

Goddamit spammy, pick another country please.

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Just look at my track record
Kamaru Usman, former champ
Tyron Woodley, former champ
Conor Mcgregor, former champ
Khabib Nurmagomedov, former champ
Max Holloway, former champ
Eddie Alvarez, former champ
Anthony Pettis, former champ
Justin Gaethje, former champ

GSP, where you at?

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Solid, but DC isn't crying

well now that you put it that way I under rated poirier a lot

>calling out a 40 yo retired man
reminder that Kamaru was robbed

You can watch the first fight on YouTube lol

;_;

Looks like an American Chad here.

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Focused LW MJ is literally the best in the world

I want to suck him off.
I'm not gay.

early stoppage, poirier wins the rematch

how would mark wiens do in mma?

>Poirier without hair
Literally irrelevant

upvoted

I don't know who that is but he sounds tough.

3 piece and a Schaub

this, fresh fade poirier is undefeated

My bad, but is anyone able to post this pic but with hunt smiling? Wanna show it to a friend. Also Porrier's beating Max. Schuab bless.

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3 peach with a soda

He genuinely only has hand-speed, pick any other aspect of a fighter's game and MJ is average or below average (compared to the division).

He’s the hardest hitter at Lightweight. The best chin at Lightweight. He has legitimate wrestling. He’s a polished top striker when focused. Cardio for days. He is world class when he wants to be

Holy shit just the difference in speed and power of MJ at FW and at LW
After his last fight it's even more pronounced

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his fight IQ and composure needs work. He was even against Nate and then let himself get riled up, jumped for a weak guillotine on Khabib, was winning Emmett and then let himself get caught. LW suits him better

I think he's too flushed to improve at this point, Emmett was the exclamation point

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i'm the casual blonde mom with big hips

we would have been if whittaker's guts didn't rearrange themselves to duck gastelum

Does that even matter? He got knocked the fuck out in the first round

Gaethjes were harder, they were taking Barboza out of stance and made his leg swell like a bowling ball

any heem tips to feel more awake when you're feeling a bit heem sleepy?

just imagine niggers are breaking in

>No MMA this weekend

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>le dropped by neil magny fatboy
MUNSTER fer shur my guy

anyone have a stream for FN global?

try to add more vegetables to your diet

Double interim title card

that'll be an espn+ subscription and $65+tip please

stupid Canadian

thawlts?
twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1114570705583128578

the who with the what?

Life feels empty

>t. 231er

Umm, sweatie...

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>>>/box/

Artem looks shook

>95% of fighters from an MMA background
>Durr this belongs in the/pillow punch cte/ thread

battle for the ultimate can title

>never seen a PRIDE fight
>never seen a RIZIN fight
>never seen an Invicta fight
>never seen a WEC fight
>never seen a Strikeforce fight

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Holy shit what a stupid post

what did you mean by this?

is bareknuckle boxing the natural evolution of bum fighting?

i dont even watch mma

absolutely BASED
i wish /heem/ would go back to its roots of niggers fighting on Worldstar

Is that Dak Prescott?

Why don't you sign up for a free trial of UFC Fight Pass™ at ufc.tv/fightpass ?

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we need 3 rounds instead of five and an extra round k1 style in championship bouts

It's an Irish pastime, so yes

Fun fact: Artem wears the same sized glove as Brendan Schaub

cringe

Why is Shaub a meme I dont get it

Because every peach has its pit, dawg

Imagine moving to a 3rd world country with your bastard child just so you can continue being a roastie

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cos he lickes his shoes

Them tiddies is banging tho

i remember when i said she looked like a cheap whore
and everyone got pissed off
i was right heem all along

apologize

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when is bareknuckle

>pillow tap without pillows
>mma

Alright I am motherfucking SICK and TIRED of people saying Hendricks got beat by a “gay pornstar” hahaha yeah real FUCKING FUNNY.

1) Dakota Cochrane is NOT gay, he is a straight man with a beautiful family who made the business decision to appeal to the much better paying market of gay pornography in order to PAY FOR COLLEGE.

2) Cochrane is in his athletic prime and peak of his career, and Hendricks is not only diminished from several weight cuts (NOT losing steroids) but also from age.

3) They participated in a striking only contest, in which Cochrane had a significant THREE INCH reach advantage. Had they participated in MMA, Hendricks would have used his grappling expertise and achieved the victory.

4) It was a terribly early stoppage anyways.

So all of you need to stop. Now.

youtu.be/1A5xC5eNOF0?t=364

When do you realize indians are the most powerful fighters on earth?

Prime Artem heems Paulie

Goober already heemed Paulie in sparring

Gayguard would've heemed Pooel and Shittaker

6 to 9 eastern

Heard he had a 3 inch disadvantage in that gay porn tho

GOATtem is back lads
After dominating the UFC he's gone and found a better challenge for a man of his skill set.
You won't need to learn his opponent's name because you'll be reading his obituary soon enough.

Barboza trains with B-B-BEASTS my dude. Easily he won that fight

>don't watch mma
>just show up yo schaubpost
this is why I live life stress free

ITS ON

youtube.com/watch?v=XW_KhFq4LQo

finna gonna be a no from me dawg

Kevin hart is weird as fuck because his standup and movies are atrocious but he's really funny outside of those

this fag is too low iq for me
>it bothers me that bad things are posted on the internet
>if you see a woman getting beaten by her husband you shouldn’t just record it
yeah no shit retard, this guy is even dumber than Joe

ironic post

Gotta appeal to the general audience

Fuck off, this was pure kino

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Fuck! I thought Dustin/Max was today for some reason. Welp, staying in bed today, I guess.

So, you’re saying the actor/comedian is bad at acting and comedy, but outside of that is very talented?

Extremely witty post my friend. I'd give you gold, if I had any

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I kind of always assumed he was smart because of his success, he seems like a low IQ narcissist. Reminds me of trump.

whats this gentleman sipping on?

Upvoted

How many Bongs for bareknuckleFC

wake up jacare

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based bulg at it again

Prime Kevin Hart heems Magumbo

5 bongs I think

The only person ITT I couldn't heem is myself. Feels weird.

Bernie Mac>Katt Williams>Eddie Griffin> pile of dogshit> Kevin Hart

Askren was out

Askren was in

In and out of consciousness

Asleep was in and out of your moms pussy. Boom roasted

Askren murks Goober and Khabib on the same night

>Asleep
Based Bong

Someday soon Max's chin will go and then he'll be done. Great career though.

Lawler won

The three piece meme is confirmed coming to a permanent END

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Costa got USADA'D

You got USADA'D

Thinking of letting my hair grow and rocking the Masvidal look

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Dana really wants to see Askren flushed.

When will the roster be liberated?

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Dude Thomas Bros Guide lmao

My nuts have a been a bit sore and I feel like I have alot less energy, you may be on to something.

Post your face I’ll tell you if you should

>Jonny Bones goes up and brutally heems Stipe
>takes mic off Joe
>Hey pussy you still there?
>crowd goes berserk
>Jon heems DC again and takes his belt
>DC heems himself
It's happening lads

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>dillashaw
>wonderboy
>johnson
>barboza
who's next lads?

Whittaker

What did they tell him

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Yoel is the only one who can beat him, and he's failed twice.

>91905971
This dude is an ultimate loser and he lives rent free in your head

Fatselum will finish the job Yoel started.

He saw the How Long Must I Wait video

What happened to them bros? They looked so happy back then.

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lmao no. Easy work for Whittaker.

based

No, Gaethjes leg kicks are like jabs, Barbozas leg kicks are like overhands. I don't expect you to understand.

Yoel doesn't even need to fight Jacare, when Adesanya pulls out Yoel will step in.

>bastard child
Isn’t Miesha with the father though? Is she a single mom now

Rogan just called a black guy athletic on the podcast.

We all know he loves the BBC.

based

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Because you would really understand, obviously having received kicks from both men irl. Fucking bongposters good lord

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kek

Damn I didn't know Hendricks lost to a gay pornstar what a bum.

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No because Edson plants his feet much heavier, Gaethje throws leg kicks in volume, look at how Edson threw his final leg kick compared to any of Gaethje's leg kicks ever.

>you need to be a pro fighter to discuss mma
Americans are fucking idiots, only thing you ever has is
>b-bongs
>whiter than you Muhammad!

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Allow me to paint you a picture with my imagination brush. I want you to picture a man...
>6’4”
>tan, handsome, athetlic build
>great hairline
>confident, but not comfy
>charismatic, kind, funny, and generous
>successful but humble
>well dressed with the freshest kicks
>fat hog

That was when Khabib still ate tiramisu so he could miss weight. Naturally he was much happier then.

No need to flatter me, user.

That man is actually 6´6

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Who could you be talking about?

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So what you're saying is Gaethje kicks harder than Barboza?

>well dressed with the freshest kicks
gave it away

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That is really cool. But if you are a big guy and not a cuck you would be in the /heem/ Whatsapp chat already

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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Seriously guy what is your motive?

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yang wins the original and the rematch

Comfy MMA talks and racism

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>Don’t be scared of carbs.. carb up lol
haha

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carb the fuck up you cardiolet

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based vikingbro

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how many bananas a day

vegans age so badly

literally Heem Everybody Even Myself

for sure man, the average 40 year old looks way better than durian rider and not a bloated mess

an argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
just two people with bad 'tempehs'

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Perché non sei nella chat di gruppo whatsapp. Unisciti a me Salvini.

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Not saying you have to be a pro, and not saying Barboza couldn’t kick harder. I would say that they seem very close though, and to compare one to a jab and the other to an overhand isn’t fair

She left her long time bf and got knocked up by some one night stand can.

She is the ultimate whore and should be treated like one.

Schaub bless

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I don't expect you to understand but a hunnerd percent my guy will three piece and a soda that tattoo artist, b

youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA

Is arm wrestling a martial art? Devon Larratt says yes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oAAJ2GUzWz8

He tattooed joanna and glid on outta there if you catch my drift.

not by definition its not

How does feeding him Memesvidal get him that though? Askren will walk through his pillowfists and ride him all night

Nah m8, I'm not a shithead racist

Gaethje throws leg kicks like a jab, no load up and relies on volume. Edson plants his feet hard and puts a lot more power into them. Guys would never be able to eat that many leg kicks from Barboza like they have done Gaethje, but Barboza could never throw that many leg kicks. Gaethje throws them with no set up whereas Edson does, notice how easy Gaethje found it to get out of the way of Barbozas leg kicks. Everytime that lead leg slammed down he slid backwards and only got hit with the foot because it's obvious they're coming, Gaethje will throw them in the clinch as well, not much power but they add up. It's simple.

>never watched anything besides the UFC main matches streamed and shitty video edits on Instagram

racism is just pattern recognition

Most racists are uneducated retards who've never interacted with people of other races though. There's a pattern in there too.

Go on to any of Chakabars posts and read the comments. Black people absolutely hate us, it's encouraged to shit on white people. Muhammad Ali promoted it as well. I like a lot of black mma fighters but there's no point pretending blacks will ever like us.

You seem to have the purple haired definition

>racism is just pattern recognition

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>other people are racist therefore it makes sense to be racist
top level reasoning

nah
race is completely irrelevant. cultural/social upbringing is the only relevant factor

literally this

no way masvidal puts out askren Till is a cutbabby chinlet

>lives in harlem

black people can't be racist though

>lives in harlem

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so cringe it's based

>cultural/social
You're completely wrong, it's nature. Watch this youtu.be/HqiWFLsgVi4 he's completely right, it's nature to stick to your own. We exploit everything from animals to other races and even though we're humans we're completely different. From genetic structure to bone density and how whites handle the sun.

>I love black people!

reminder that /heem/ is a racism free zone

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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840 'Do pigmentation and the melanocortin system modulate aggression and sexuality in humans as they do in other animals?'
>Studies find that darker pigmented people avg. higher levels of aggression and sexual activity and lower IQ.

Human intelligence up to 75% inheritable
telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12061787/Intelligence-genes-discovered-by-scientists.html

Human intelligence is highly heritable.
nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/abs/mp201185a.html

Scientific consensus is that IQ tests are not racially biased.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608000305

Black children raised in White households have similar IQs to black children in black households.
psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/1977-07996-001

The avg. African IQ is estimated at 79.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912003741

The avg. African-American IQ is 85 compared to the avg White IQ of 100. IQ tests are not racially biased. IQ hereditability is 40-80%.
udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf

Genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
wsj.com/articles/SB115040765329081636

Intelligence has at least a 40-50% genetic basis.
articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/10/news/la-heb-genetic-study-intelligence-20110809

The Black-White IQ gap is mostly genetic.
benthamopen.com/contents/pdf/TOPSYJ/TOPSYJ-3-9.pdf

IQ is 75% heritable among whites.
files.osf.io/v1/resources/8a8jk/providers/osfstorage/58af3d929ad5a10200a40c05?action=download&version=1&direct

IQ is about 80% heritable.
archive.is/FTRTu

IQ is higher among asians and whites than among blacks. This difference owes 50-80% to genetics.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18656315

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000852
>Mongoloids are the most K evolved, Caucasoids less, and Negroids the least.

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here comes the fucking sperg, WWE is for losers btw

People talking IQ

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>>I love black people!

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civilised people respect the rules

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>racists
>civilized people

Whatever you say Muhammed da terronia

not very schaubian

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>mfw unironic 217er

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In what god forsaken nig-central hell hole was the data for the dot in the top right corner measured?

I like how everyone unites against the terroni sperg that thinks with emotions instead of facts.

You're alright /heem/

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is bare knuckle boxing tonight? Artem vs Knight?
Anyone know when?

>Knight

lol, did he get cut? it makes sense, he was like a 4 fight losing streak or some shit

Anniston Alabama

>The racial makeup of the city was 43.6% Non-Hispanic White, 51.5% Black or African American, 0.3% Native American, 0.8% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, and 1.7% from two or more races. 2.7% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race.

Are you a Heem realist?

Yeah Hick Diaz got cut and he's fighting Artem who also got cut.
Kind of an odd fight but why not. Just wondered when it was on.

mods = gods!!!!

>everytime a black champion its crowned theres tons of BLACKED and Kara Boga posts
>white guys gets flushed and theres a lot of "is the white race finished?" Posts
>constant posts mocking Dana and Rogan for being cucks
Ok retard

I have been on Yea Forums for 11 years.

those are gamethreads, this is /heem/ where we are always respectful Sir. We'd never call someone a stupid spic, a dumb faggot or a fat cunt. We don't look at others posts and call them retarded for not understanding simple things. We're nice here.

I started on /fit/ in 2008

Here is how to stop weight cutting: randomly weight the fighter some time in the week before the fight.

The fighters cant stay dehidrated for days just waiting for the random weight in. And they also cant significantly change their body composition in a few days after being weighed

how many posters have you heemed in that time?
that's the actually important stat

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose from out the azure main!
This was the charter,
The charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
The nations not so blest as thee
Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall,
Must in their turn, to tyrants fall.
While thou shalt flourish great and free:
The dread and envy of them all.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse, arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Oh, blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

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Started in 2005 get rekt newfag

>What is jokes
it's all good natured memeing and ribbing. When your countrymen get heemed you get dabbed on and when your guy wins you dab on the loser.

i fucking miss Gooby bros

>Fighter A gets weighed on Day 1
>Rehydrates and is thick and filled out day of fight
>Fighter B gets weighed on Day 5
>no time to rehydrate

Doesn't work. And don't say oh well they just wouldn't cut at all because that wouldn't happen.

It’s called 4channel.

But he doesn’t know he is going to get tested on day 1 so he won’t stay dehydrated. He just know he has to be on weight that week

2010 or 2012 for me, cant remember

Additionally you can make sure to test fighters who arr fighting each other at the same time/day

anyone got a stream for Kasai Pro 5?

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ive been posting on heem for 20 years

I cant exactly remember how long it's been, but I recall the loli board was still here when I started

No you're missing my point. He doesn't know, but say he does get tested on Day 1, but his opponent gets tested on Day 5.
It created a completely unfair advantage because the guy who was weighed on Day 1 can fill himself up again and put on weight because his weigh in is done, while the guy who's weighed on Day 5 has to stay on low weight and doesn't get the same time to rehydrate and/or train at full capacity etc

Oh really dude? That's amazing. Mind telling me why you are not in the /heem/ Whatsapp group? You're not a faggot right? All the straight people of /heem/ are already in it

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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Weigh-ins 2 hours before the fight and increase allowance from 1 lb to 1.5 lbs

my penis wasnt big enough

this is literally the spammer trying to dox retards btw, in case anyone wasnt able to figure that out

what's your endgame by trying to promote a whatsapp group? do you want to steal people's numbers? do you have 0 real life friends? probably both, right?

fuck UFC putting three shows back to back to back then skipping a week

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He is not going to get dehydrated in the first place

And training hard on fight week is not going to help you at all

F
Nice meme flushed canelo poster
Comfy MMA talks and racism

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>He is not going to get dehydrated in the first place
Then all you're proposing is fighters fight at their walkaround weight
Which won't work because guys will still cut regardless because they want that advantage.

don't tell them, anyone that's retarded enough to want to be part of something related to this site deserves nothing but the worst

I'm legit considering picking up a burner phone just to see whats up

honestly, you're right

For Fite T
Use my code and get $10 when you sign up.

6m22952

anybody have a Kasai 5 stream? I wanna see some carotid arteries and joints get heemed

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Nemiroff, bold flavor since 1862

hes just gonna send you pictures of people pooing on each other and gay fucking

Why are Artem's arms so short?

money is the root of all evil

How about you spread your gay fantasies somewhere else. Dubrovturk

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there only but one god
inshallah

you kuffars will be dealt appropriately

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DC

i like Hermansson, too bad he'll be killed by Jacaré

Adesanya to win by decision at +210 hedged with Gastelum by KO at +240 is literally free money.

Who else going to be rich in eight days?

If Hermansson wins in the first round I'll live stream Joe Rogan blowing me

>bookies love you

imagine being this lonely

Anyone found a bare knuckle stream yet?

Got a stream of bare knuckles for you right here pal
*hits you with the 3 peach and a soda*

ufc.tv

how did spammy lose his legs? you think he'll be dropping his scat collection until Yea Forums dies? what a pathetic and tragic life lol

I've made a 2000% return since I started 18 months ago. I can make more in one night then a typical hue monkey will make in a month.

nobody knows, its /heem/'s greatest mystery

anyone heared of taima top team ?
i have a gym near me, thought about visiting to check out what it looks like
first training is free of course so i figured cant lose anything

also heared the guys gather to watch events together

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how many cars did you buy with it?

finna boutta be rich when i hit on these scratch tickets in a min
it is what it is, i want jacare fighting for a belt

Okay what's your login info?

user: [email protected]
passowrd: titties

Holy shit it worked. Ebic lol
>kys

just buy the ppv you fucking criminal

I would still have sex with her though

>just buy the ppv you fucking criminal

This. So disgusted by all the petty thieves in /heem/.

I'm going out at 10 why would I buy something I'm not even going to finish? Dont comment just to be unhelpful retard

Because it's the right thing to do you degenerate.

why would you steal something that you're not going to finish? Just being a criminal for no reason at all

Miesha Tate looks like one of those girls that doesn't bath often and is sweaty all the time

everyone relax

get in my guard and say that

I'd heem you without breaking a sweat, Ahmed.

imagine her sweaty pusy!

ummmm actually, my name is mehmet

Nah, I think that's just a Brazilian thing.

>german name
>british flag

Not falling for it, "mate".

i am not staying up for bare knuckle boxing, sorry /heem/ i take my leave

i bath all the time mutt

Reminder I could beat any of you in a fight. Keep talking shit pathetic virgins

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please stay

dude, just shave your head you fucking psycho

I have a little petite brown Brazilian neighbor and I'd really like for her to sit on my face

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doesn't count if it's in a sewer

i'm sorry man i can't, it will be past 4am by the time Artem comes out. It is just too late here.

Have you tried asking nicely?

color the hair grey

tell your mom to find a new place then

>having pussy and asshole on your face
no thanks

>pussy
Maybe she has a female penis.

you have a decent hairline, why shave the top?

its obvious he's a monk from his extremely humble domicile

She's got a husband/boyfriend, always look miserable though. I should heem him, he looks soft

heeming another man and stealing his girl is the most based thing you can do. godspeed user.

shout "ELE NÃO TE MERECE AMOR" and tell what was her reaction

>Israel vs Kelvin
>known chinlet vs decent nigga with heavy hands

>Max vs Dustin
>known chinlet vs decent nigga with heavy hands

For me, it's the Fatselum+Diamonds parlay.

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absolute m-m-m-munster bee

this post aint it chief

It is what it is.

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I don't think so

too bad

I feel bad for streaming ppvs

Bare Knuckle FC 5 stream here lads

www.livestream.com/jumpscare5

If you do not buy this BKFC ppv and instead opt to (((illegally stream))) it, you're a big, big goofster. Just buy the fucking pay per view it's 30 fucking dollars how fucking poor could you be that 30 dollars would be too much money to watch Artem "t-rex" Lobov get flushed to the next dimension I mean come the fuck on. It's not like you're giving IMG-WME your money this is fucking BKFC they're probably just scraping by with each event.

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Sure they can. Racism by definition is when someone believes one race is superior to another. Black people cant oppress but they can be racist.

>giving an organization whose CEO is a kike
my guy, you just don't get it..

just let me watch some f***king heems i already hate my life

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dana isn't jewish you fool

redpilled post

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oof..

Fuck you goofs
Based

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OOOOOO I FALL APART

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>stay in the circle for $500
What a commisioner

Bareknuckle FC 5 is LIVE

BKFC free prelim stream is live on FITE.TV

you was my shorty i thouuuught

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fite.tv/watch/bare-knuckle-fc-5-prelims/2ou1h/

Mario Yamasaki + Bare Knuckle = CTE World Championships

what time is artem fighting?

The quietest walkouts ever

looks like 2 random bums they found in the alley

HOLY FUCK this bare knuckle FC card is going to be max /heem/ kino

Here we GO

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>Troy Beets

I have to root for Bobo just because of that name

Is max fighting today or is that next week? Sorry bros I'm a bit retarded.

What a choke by Auburn

what the actual fuck

troy beets is my uncle, on the edge of my seat here

how many bongs for artem? am not watching this meme-sport

KNUCK HIM UP BOBO

>Bobo O'Bannen

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Unironically thought Ron Kruck was on commentary

Hey guys...is it super comfy in here? This is my first BKFC

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This is fucking fantastic

Can you do spinning back fists in boxig?

>Mississippi
yikes

youtube.com/watch?v=K7fgB0m_y2I

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Should be renamed Oof FC

FINGER NEAR A NIGGAS ASSHOLE LIKE WHOA

Old man fighting at the moment kinda looks like my dad. Don't know how I feel about this bros.

If I make a shitty picks thing for the top five on the card will you submit your picks?

Old, overweight, and fat?

The verbal tapout!

Yes

BOBO is super athletic
love BareKnuckle FC
I'm so glad I paid to watch this and didn't stream it like a criminal piece of shit that will get locked up some day

Just make one for Artem-Knight and tell people to pick the round, method and or time of stoppage

Cringe

Does anybody else think that Troy Beets looked kind of like Q from impractical Jokers? Was he tonight's big loser?

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David Knight via CLEAN K.O

this sport is just EXPLODING

i'm sooooooooo blue
withooooooooout you

This is a PPV event hahaahaha

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>that shirt

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What do you tell the barber m8

>Hillary clinton is a cunt shirt

FUCKING BASED

HILLARY CLINTON IS A CUNT

They've got my 30 bucks, this is the future, we'll be seeing more and more UFC fighters and boxers make the move to knuckle

wowwww nice

What the fuck is this shit

streams?

bareknuckle.tv

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Here we go!
The Marsh Grass Mamba vs Puma

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now that's what i call political commentary

where can i find a gf that looks like this?

ARTEM LOBOV VS. JASON KNIGHT
Pick round and method of finish

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This chick with the classy shirt fought Juju in Rizin

Size of this Ivana lads head weww

Need a fill up

artem by decision, it will be boring as hell

Does Coleman have Downs syndrome or something? wtf?

is at least Bec Rawlings hot ass fighting tonight or what?

Artem via unanimous decision

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every fight ends in TKO (exhaustion)

no idea

Remember when Jason Knight was looking like the next blue chip prospect at 145?

Talk about a fall from grace.

Classic boxer vs brawler matchup here

>Remember when Jason Knight was looking like the next blue chip prospect at 145?
Nope

i don't like watching women beat each other up

SHEEM ORBITY

he always had that crazy redneck look tho, it was a matter of time for him to go full whatever about fighting

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this girl looks toothless lmfao, granny looking ass

so she was a cut woman and decided to knuckle up?

>hates Shillary
>MLP tattoo
>enjoys heems and getting heemed

Sheena is /ourgirl/

Artem 3rd round TKO

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Where can I cop this shirt

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fuck it, give me knight 3rd round heem

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Imagine watching a 39 year old fat ugly woman get punched in the eye on a Saturday night

Get a life losers

Knight 3rd round KO

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yeah she's even ugly as fuck

STACKED CARD

Imagine watching a 39 year old fat ugly woman get punched in the eye on a Saturday night

Get a life loser

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Thumb in the eye?

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>Artie vs Paulam

how is this fucking shit a thing

lmao well said.. i really do need a life but im a fucking doomer neet with no job or relationship prospects.

each day i wake up to the news that ww3 hasn't broken out is a bad day for me.

heh, he called it bareknucking

is uhhhhhhh
artem's chin going to hold out in bareknuckles fighting?

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these announcers are horrible, can't expect much tho when even the owner don't know the nicknames of his fighters

Knight by Decision

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Gastelum, he's actually fought and hung with real competition. Adesanya is another UFC hype job who is going to get brutally derailed just like Darrenn Till. He is pillow fisted and his biggest wins are Derek Brunson and a 43 year old Anderson Silva (who he couldn't even finish).

Bare knuckle should always be done on tarmac
youtu.be/1-zckq2rMQg?t=188

Artem's gonna murder this poor kid.

Is Artem's first name "Conor McGregor's Teammate"?

>artem will never be anything more than an accessory to conor
feels fucking bad man

only where pikeys are involved

Dude you actually watched the prelims? Why? I'm waiting to stream the last two fights

Holy fuck do you think she watches Naruto? Tryna get married soon t b h

fucking pikes
goddamn menace

Jason uhhhhhh

Knight is getting fucking heemed by artem

>not wanting to be best friends with Gooby

heem yourself sassenach

I can take all you got

what time is artem actually fighting

Knight via 2nd round TKO

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by the 7th inch that penetraded you would be already biting the pillowcase

Have you ever watched a combat sport event?

as always
>fighting on pavement

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twitter.com/TennesseeHoney_/status/1114683722878550017
Travis Browne beat the fuck out of some dude who stormed the ring during the WWE hall of fame

I’m a handsome white male who intentionally leads ugly minority women on to utterly humiliate them. I’m inherently racist

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i could tell from the first five seconds how that was gonna go.

little man's mewvment was way too flowy and crisp for him to just be some bum street fighter

>penetraded

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have you?

minorities deserve it

i can't take this shit anymore, gonna beat my meat

STREAM PLZ

So i cant even get a stream for this nonsense when the ppv starts

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

You know the UFC cage was originally designed not to keep the fighters in, but to keep the wild spectators out

Yes and none of the countless events had fight times

im blind

see

Prelims only though

Firstly, this is early faggot.
Secondly, this makes no reference to Bare Knuckle FC. Faggot.

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW

okay let me rephrase it faggot bongs and bings to main event

>1999
based

It's unknown my dude

Shouldn't this be a gamethread?

Imagine believing this. He's worth $500 million and he still bitches about illegal streaming.

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no fuck off and join my thread bitch

>that thump when he hits the ground

Good job he has no braincells to lose in the first place

How do I watch the event I am not paying for this dog shit

Unfortunately you wont be able to watch, sorry.

leddit/boxingstreams

screen shotting Adesanya haters to make a /heem/ collage and remind them after he wins the fight
trips welcome

This is actually the next thread

omg a skeleton!

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Shut the fuck up nigger.