Bvb x Bayern
/bundes/
Was this Amanda Ilestedt singing the anthem?
how about you make a proper fucking thread, dumb Amerinigger
shaln't be posting in a American bundes thread
>ami op
Scheise
Kys
scheise thread
where's the car saw when you need it
best better in /bundes/ is back. sicheres ding.
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>Bankfurt
>he doesn't know
>Schalke
>german women
>ami thread
>Brauseball after they played a pokal game during the week
That looks risky.
Dzsenifer Marozsan is cute.
osi threads > ami threads
looks a bit like the girl in OP
>Yea Forums outside of /bundes/
jesus maria und josef the jannies really destroyed this board.
So are Dortmund Germans genetically close to dutch? Are 181-184cm common in Dortmund(north Germany)?
Are accents between Dortmund and Bavaria people different a lot? Is Dortmund accent a classic TV-dictorish Hochdeutsch?
looks like a pummelig 14 year old boy
>181-184cm women(girla
jz 1 butterkuchen und pottkaffee amk
>(girls)
If I cover the bottom half of her face with my hand she looks like a boy and if a cover the upper half it looks like a girl.
Really weird
Most Dortmunders can't even speak German at this point.
Why? I never visit other threads.
it's pretty evenly mixed. my female cousins on my dads side are about 165 and the two cosuins on my mums side are both about 185
Helene Fischer tritt heute in der Halbzeitshow bei dem Klassiker auf.
True
Interesting
can I fugg your cousins
What is he missing?
2/10 fuer machend mich Antwort
>inb4 only the cousins on dad's side are girls(female)
>Bosz
one of my tall cousins husband had a heartattack during a surgery so i am not sure about his loving ability atm, so she might be interested
Here's what you're missing
Haha soccer is gay xD American sports great
Mlb game thread that gets 30 replies by 3 people
Heem retards with a collective iq of 13
Messi is best no ronaldo is xddd
Mucj 96
It slipped xD
Le look at us sport revenue bhaha poor Europe
Based tennis thread
Le german mod posting disgusting porn
Hurrr look at this Reddit/twitter screenshot
Shitty unoriginal pol shit
And that's sp 2k19
this is THE thread.
Die heutige Bank:
Rönnow (ETW), Ndicka, Falette, Torró, Hrgota, Tuta, Paciencia
Haller (Bauchmuskelverletzung), Gacinovic (Verletzung an der Ferse), Rode (Wadenverletzung), Toure (Oberschenkelprobleme), Stendera (Rückenprobleme) und Russ (Verletzung an der Achillesferse) fallen für heute aus.
holy shit when was Pele in the US?
ich guck jz noch ne stunde one biece :D
Brudi
Thinking of betting on o.3,5 for the bayern dortmund game. What do you think about that?
give pics and phone number pls
thanks for the money
t. buchhändler
based anime autist
But user, that picture wasn't taken in the US!
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(it's not brown enough).
no poulsen. can get my weekend any worse?
Please let the sois from America explain der klassiker to you
wtf
Are 185s skinny, athletic, normal or wide-boned(like not exactly fat,but being big wide)?
Are they beauriful or troglodytish? Thought later can be very qt in charmish way
What do you mean? Usually people from north german have best deustch, arents they? Like south germs have thick accents and north onea speak clean german
he got a cold
>guck
warum
Lies, Alter, lies.
>Baumgartlinger
Kill Bosz
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
betters: not RAUSGEBLASEN yet but about to
Was her hubby a surgeon? Is he obese/60+ to have a heart attack? Why did she marry him? He was rich(surgeons are rich, right? Did Lena Gercke dumped Khedira in favour of low profile doctor?) or handsome? Or was she ugly and chose an ordinary guy to settle down?
You literally have no idea of the >muh Buyern circlejerking that infested all german sports journalism.
This is high quality content compared to what we are exposed to every day.
best player of the world
Every part of Germany has its own thick accent. Southerners are just harder to understand by most others. The cleanest Hochdeutsch is spoken in southern NDS and northern NRW.
thanks
Shit, now we have to watch Sabitzer as CF again
Good post
for me it's the Abstiegskracher
Can’t be worse than winger Sabitzer
wrong match lmao
absolute state of my posts
Watching the 2011 Tour of Flanders on youtube and reading a book
I was about to ask
OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI OMI
>he doesnt know
Fun fact: last time Sabitzer played as striker was against Leverkusen away, match ended 2:2.
i literally can't even if dortmund loses
Since BASED Amadou is playing, I'm not worried.
Why do people rate Bailey? Le sick free kicks are great and all but other than the few blooters he is just a run fast man
Got the worst headache ever. FUCK Rotwein.
>Shart Pauli
BASED HOLZBEIN
GET FUCKED, SÖRENS
same. got home late last night and opened my first beer at 3am then switched over to liquor
>drinking lieblich
rookie mistake
1:0 Kathy Hendrich
Fun facf: Kathy Hendrich and Alex Popp are celebrating their birthday today.
geh ersaufen tom
based Keil!
>Crosses into row Z
>Worst shooting technique I’ve ever seen
>Nigger tier decision making
>Dribbles in the middle of the pitch like a retard
The only good thing about him are his occasional free kicks. Everything else is cancer.
HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA HOLZBEIN ERSTE LIGA
dies
>Verena Schweers (* 22. Mai 1989 in Ettenheim als Verena Faißt[1]) ist eine deutsche Fußballspielerin.
>[...] Am 7. Juli 2018 heiratete Schweers den Sales Manager Sponsoring des FC Bayern München Christian Schweers, in der St.-Laurentius-Kirche in Rottach-Egern.
problematic
Post more of this qt and share her name please
Mornin’ lads
Angelique Kerber
geeeeeeerd meeeeeeeeerningggggg
Shouldn’t have choked so much if they actually wanted to go there
stay strong
was trocken tho
why was the last thread deleted? janny got angry?
mötter sind fagötter
Some autist reported it because he doesn't rate akon dont matter
Fuck YEAH! Oberdorf on! Who can us stop now?
>headache from trockener Rotwein
either it was shit wine or I call horse shit
Shut the FUCK up tom
Juan is seething I see
uplandbazi is fucking autist who keeps reporting posts he doesn't like. did the same in /tennis/ too
yes 0 agree
I dont usually get headaches, except for hangovers and Rotwein was the only thing i drank last night. Maybe its just dehydration.
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I told you it was NOT the new /bundes/ thread
will Wing Ding Youp play today?
>10er becks im netto
Nice, going to buy some after the trilling women match
Nice, going to Netto soon
>tom
>becks
shocking
wew lad!
Doorsun's exposed poosy visible.
I'm not Tom tho.
Now 1 Konferenz
Qt spotted im Leverkusen
#SGE Trainer Adi Hütter auf die Frage, ob er den #HintiArmy Song von #FUSSBALL2000 kennt: „Natürlich! Man hört ihn ja, wenn man bei der Kabine vorbei geht, dass die Jungs das spielen...“
Who /comfy/ radio listeners here?
>Who /comfy/ radio listeners here?
VERY bad post
I wish we had. Radio is legit maximum comfy
>VERY bad post
>i'm not tom tho
>Who /mochsbeinbreit/ here?
that's tvphobic hatespeech
>>Who /mochsbeinbreit/ here?
What means „nachbarin"
>What means „nachbarin"
female to male tranny
>5min in
>no goals
SEMEN
female neighbour
>schnick schnack schnuck
What?
when you go swimming nude in the lake
Haha, finally time for >schalke
bicycle rider = bundes posters
bicycle = /bundes/
red car = me
la di da
>top trending categories:
>Uniforms
lmao, the Zauber der Montur truly is real
des is wends dann johannes bei deiner oiden reinschnackelst
ja schluss mit schnick schnack lass ma schnacken schnucki
Sexual practice where you insert a skinned piece of ginger root into the human anus or the vagina in order to generate an acute burning sensation that is very popular among Ösis.
RB van = dumbers
>Werner
>10 minutes in
no goals
OH WOW NICE SPORT YOU GOT THERE
PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL
VOLLAND VOLLAND
BENULDY :D
>ERA OF THE LULL
Jej
Hehe
HAVERTZ
leverkusen is such an american club
ERA OF THE BOSZ
ERA OF THE BOSZ
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
OCH NÖ NÖ NÖ
KAI!!!
EPL > Bundshit
GOOD pen
Why? Because they won't play pohjanpalo?
icks deh
goal songs
absolutely 0 iq play from Hertha
>Doofie Selke
>schalke
>schalke
>scheisse
>vololand
>Schalke
>schalke
>Schalke
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>Volland
just put down a fat bet on bayern beating dortmund
>Volland
>schalke being schalke
Dayum that was a schoen fk sabitzer
SABITZER
>schalke
>schalke
WHAT A GOAT
>finnish goalkeeping
SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER
>seething ösinigger from /deutsch/ is back
lmao
APOLOGISE TO SABITZER RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Who is the >schalke GK ? twice now he has nearly been chipped by the defence
I wanted to be on that game but it's probably best to avoid that game. It can end either way.
>Hradecky going into the wrong corner
bomben konfi digga
someone had to say it
but I understand what Hradecky is doing there, speculating on the near corner
of course he looks like an ass in this situation then
Nübel
time for some chocolate
You now remember jogi didn't took havertz to the world cup
Stuttgart with the corner of the century
>tf
>tp
as you were
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deine mama hat gesagt du sollst teilen
SERDAR
Holy fuck that fucking goal havertz the goat
jesus christ havertz
Schalke
HAVERTZ
KAI!!! Chad
very nice indeed
FEUERWEHRMANN HUUB
UH OH, He's done it again, a sublime display from the german prospect, he's one the best prospects in the word right now, there's no doubt about it.
HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ
GOAT
what the fuck was sky thinking employing schmiso, buschi and pic related faggot, fucking christ
TOOOOOOOOOOOOR auf Schalke
>rattenball
I think that's the greatest goal I've ever seen live
>Rangnick scratching his ass
This is not very
>schalke
GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ GODVERTZ
BEST BETTER ON SABITZERWATCH
its a lock
>Dahlmann not mentioned
are you mentally ill?
Bailey is literally playing like a retard who plays in FIFA for the SKILLZS and shit.
i have nobody to share with
but muh roice
>Volland
What's Havertz Spitzname?
Kai Havertz
I like aranguiz
Kai "Kult-Kloppo" Havertz
Kai "Kai Havertz" Havertz
based Kai "Kai Havertz" Havertz
goat
Wendell is so shit
Cancer
>11 children have been born to Wolfsburg players since Labbadia has become coach
HANGOVER
is the Hannover-Wolfsburg game really happening if nobody is watching?
>Hanno Ver
>Hangover
AWOOOOOOOO
>golfsburg
*spit*
Kai "Chad Havertz" Havertz
Kai "dude weed lmao" Havertz
Is that why he's leaving?
I don't know man she looks like that one variant of smug pepe.
>*kneels*
Or is it the green frog symbol CNN has warned me about?
FUCKING NIGGER
*kneels*
>Werner
Lmao
>Werner
lmao, it was 3 on 1
based Benito Raman being elite
>Werner
fuck off
>Volland
The future of Germany is grim
imagine it's November 2018 and I tell you that Düsseldorf would finish above Hertha.
He had a inherited heart condition and ironically had a procedure done to correct it during which he had a heartattack. He's 40 years old
kai havertz is the german zidane
KNEELERS
GLUBB
this
>SCHUTTGART
>Schuttgart
>Stuttgart going down directly
Please please please
>3 goals
>no added time
absolute mong refs
Era of the Bosz
Dortmund is West Germany, North would be Niedersachsen, Hamburg and Schleswig-Holstein (maybe Mecklenburg-Vorpommern although that's former GDR territory and therefore East). North Germans Don't automatically speak without accent, people from Hamburg sound different than people from Hannover, where the most "normal" German is spoken.
He's pretty promising desu.
kampl is a great player with an insane packing rate
samenschlürfende 0ns0nses
Watch me
Whose thot is that?
Rudis
i agree
We'd all get laid if we'd be bundesplayers.
Hello isc this bundes
kein would im if satz du kunde
that's bailey with lipstick and a wig.
Still not over that 3 vs 1
Werner is a mong
yes yes
Jz 2 Rindwursts mit Kartoffelsalat und Senf.
You understood what I meant. You must be the life of a party.
hehe
yes yes
RICHTIG g0l, kollege
>Marco Götze
jz 1 hühnersuppe
now I'm hungry
Is /bundes/ for Buyern or Dortmund?
/bundes/ is for new Ulrich memes
For Hamburg
Fuck Sky
is kosovo autonomous or serbian?
to get bombed? sure.
Wendell is a total nigger
>the city of sky
>only 2 black players in Leverkusen team
>they are the only ones chimping
>t. arthur harris
YEAR OF THE LUL
Based Leverkusen
Based nigger
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
every team gotta fill the Affenzirkus quota for a bundes license.
>Vollel
Nigger btfo
>lolland
best better formerly known as worst better is now known as worst better again
I invented this btw
Mostly, yes
kiel only
Sneaky Havertz
>Volland
Cam on Dortmund
What's going on here?
I still believe
based
>12
>13
>22
>23
neat
Wtf
Brandt did nothing
1. Kölle, 2. HAMBVRG, 3. Union Bärlin, 4. Holzbein. Union wins the playoff against Nürnberg, Stuttgart and Hannover get demoted directly.
bayern supporters aren't supporters at all, but are in fact customers
boooooring
Anyone got a Bayer-ERA stream?
bundes is not for dortmund, but it's certainly against bayern.
WHY HIM
WHY
WHY
werner werner werner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner wernerwerner werner
WERNER
HURENSOHN
WERNER
APOLOGIZE
WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER
based Huso
*kneels*
Watching konfi with my dad. he said
>Der Hurensohn macht's!
Based af
Based. Though I have a feeling it's Stuttgart who theyll play in the playoff.
WERNERWERNERWERNERWERNERWERNERWERNERWERNERWERNERWERNERWERNER
watching L O S T on hulu instead of bundes
introduce him to us
bad call
>kneels
SIEDEND SIEDEND SIEDEND SIEDEND SIEDEND SIEDEND
4Sperg
>Amok Steffen
BASED VAR
FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG
what an absolute joke of a penalty
VIZEKUSEN KEK
About time bayern save brandt and havertz from this.
>Bosz
Oh no no no no
>ungeschickt
ERA OF THE BULL
yes but also winning
so it's okay
This penalty is a fucking travesty. This is Bayern-tier refballing.
DA SCHAUN KINDER ZU
smoke monster is gonna get you desu
>have var
>still refball as fuck
I mean if you want a rule for everything handball you will have to give those, as stupid as this is
STUTTGART
>Alario
Kill yourself
>Alario
Harvertz and Brandt are clearly too good for neverkusen.
DAY OF THE TURNAROUNDS
SEMENSLURPERS NEED TO GO ELSEWHERE NOW
Has Smith Rowe played a single minute for RB Leipzig? Seems like a waste considering he was actually getting some minutes with Arsenal
wo soll denn da das abseits sein
Injured.
>VAR fucking Nürnberg
He was injured, just recently joined the training with the team
Bailey is so retarded omg
Someone webbum the wolfsburg fans after the 3:1
clearly no offsite, sky is retarded
That's unlucky. He's actually pretty good, I was hoping he'd have more time to impress over there
Why there so many goals in bundes lately?
>schmiso in charge of the footy
fucking hell make it stop
small brain defenders
I allowed it
Why is sky showing busses? Are they retarded?
>Paulinho
it's DER KLASSIKER day
>H-Havertz will stay!
ach Tante Käthe...
DER KLASSIKER, DER
Rangnick said that he wants to loan him for another season, but i dont know what Arsenal's plans with him are. I hope we get to see him for a few minutes.
WTF
Oh no no no
OH BABY
HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING GOAL
Who is this slut
damn Matheus you sexy devil
absolutely based
That was pretty fucking impressive
Based Cunha
CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA CUNHA
ERA OF THE BULL
> Bosz
>ALWAYSLOSEN
>VIZEKUSEN
>LEDERBUSEN
>bosz doing a bosz
based implosion specialist
That was such a sexy goal
Based Scottish pokemon trainer
Would be impressive if it wasn’t Wendell
BIG CAHUNA
>kalibrierte Linie hat gestreikt
Nürnberg should protest this result
>leatherboobs
xD
poor Havertz scores this beauty and then gets BTFO by Cunha
>Augenmaß in times of VAR
everybody and their mother could see that it was clearly onsite, retard.
It was clearly offside.
based retard
Yes
Why are neverkusen hoofing it to the pacey lads up front now
I mean, it was, as every image will show.
Will we have a designated match thread for Der Klassiker? Please make one.
Playing with Alario is like playing 2 men down
provide those images then
too lazy, someone else do it
hdf, arschgeburt
>Bailey always forcing 80 touches instead of passing
Kys nigger
>muh kalibrierte linie
hengst oich wech
>schalke
Schalke butchers at it again
>schalke
Am I too late for
>Bosz
>schalke
>S C H A L K E
>SCHALKE
>Schalke
lmao
WAIT A MINUTE SCHALKE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REAL SCHALKE HOURS
Whats happening in the Schalke match
>Schalke
based schiri
handball pen in 94 min
>schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke
>S
>C
>H
>A
>L
>K
>E
>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE
WAIT WTF
>schalke
remove that disgrace of a club already
Buyern Aufstellung is out NOW
noob-frage, aber wo kann man das spiel streamen?
>Leverkusen have only won 2 of their last 6 matches, and lost the other 4
>the two wins were Hannover and Freiburg
>you now remember people saying Bosz would make it work this time
>tfw schalker
kill me pls
best better does it again. doubters BTFO!
ding.
APOLOGIZE
Lel and hear i thougt it was about the Red Card or the Rebic injury
>schalke
Joviccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
90+9 Echte Liebe
>Schalke
>Schalke
FRANKFURT FRANKFURT FRANKFURT
No gameluck desu
Like look at Frankfurt winning a pen at the 94’
>schalke
sky.de
The eternal >Schalke
Holy fuck LOLOLOLO
Unsere Startaufstellung gegen den @FCBayern: Bürki - Piszczek, Akanji, Zagadou, Diallo - Witsel, Delaney - Sancho, Dahoud, Bruun Larsen - Reus
Huub SEETHING
>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke
basado
gz la
amazing
is it 1 hour till bvb/ bayern match ?
Iino will fix >Schalke
>Dahoud
OH NO NO NO NO NO
nice bait
DIESER GANZE KADER GEHÖRT
AUSGETAUSCHT
Favre is the best coach in Germany. Tha formation is masterclass.
yeah
krinsch
>Reus false nine
rip
>schalkek
>schalKek
>schalKEK
>schalK E K
>Unfit Piszczek
Lmao
>Bayern is benching James and Ribery and let Müller play
I advise whoever has money to spare to bet a few hundred on Dortmund.
>dahoud
>no götze
>Wanting to watch Goetze huff and puff as he chases Gnabry
>unfit
He's been back in training since the international break IIRC
NEW
Training =/= game practice
easy 3-0 for bayern
the league is rigged anyway
>James is great I tell ya
He had so many garbage performances and was just trotting along in the dfb pokal match once again. Whiny faced little fuccboi, that's what he is.
HOW UP
>das Krombacher Topspiel
und mal wieder beschissen worden. naja man gewöhnt sich dran.
der scheiß nigger hätte außerdem rot kriegen müssen
>Neverkusen
That dfb pokal match was a gigantic defense clusterfuck from Bayern. You have to be borderline retarded to even think these "defense players" can do shit against Reus.
>schalke
Just finished “spring cleaning” of my balcony plants.
With Delaney and JBL starting, I think I will watch the Der Klassiker if it’s on tv here.
your blumenkästen really needed the attention
I just checked and it’s on TV3+ so I can watch it. They even have a whole hour of pre-game studio which has obviously already begun, but I just put it on now.
It's the most important game of the year, ofc they do
>rating Bosz
I left the withered parts over winter on the theory that they would protect the roots against the cold, and it seems to have worked since I’ve only lost one plant which was probably one of those that only lasts one season anyway.
But we do not have on tv, eventhough we have to pay for GEZ.
Stig Töfting is in the studio
Blame capitalism
Hello we are here now btw ->
oh no no no no no
nö
>match thread
ishygddywigyydiggy
Bochum legend Peter Graulund is co-commentator
>legend
lol
has sabitzer been banned for his extremely violent tätlichkeit against augsburg btw?
nö
The referee saw and evaluated it.
These things will never be looked at again afterwards.
ahh okay, dfb doesnt even care anymore
>juve milan on rn
hmm
Any Berliner Hurensöhne itt?
If so, FUCK YOU
(:
*slams matchthread shut*
lewanflopski
yes exactly my thought
>Dahoud
my thought exactly
yes
one of us has to post it
ALL OF YOUR STREAMS ARE FUCKING DOGSHIT TRASH
DUMMBUMMELS
>OHHH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH OHHH
is this the worst torjingle?
exactly my thought, yes
of course he heads it in against dortmund
failed all world cup long but when it comes to bullying small people he is great
Just scrolled past a post that said big cahuna LMAO
>Jogi btfo
>BvB btfo
>h8ers btfo
Yep, it's boomer time.
OH NO NO NO NO
why is dortmund so pathetic?
LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY
>getting cucked by your former players
>three black defenders
MIAU
>Zagadou
>BVB
>pooventus
die nigger sind doch komplett von der rolle
Thorsten mach mal neue ja
BÜRKI
>Delaney
CHABBY MARTINEZ
scheibenschießen, but unironically
auflösungserscheinungen
lol
GRANATBRY
Müllel's on fire
>tfw not a dirtcuck
based
Yikes
wow today is a really good Matchday.
Just saw based Leipzig demolish neverkusen and now this. Love it
remember when shareholders criticised wolfsburg and mainz for giving buyern easy goals?
MAOAM
>I don't rate Gnabry
/bundes/ btfo again and again and again.
>best chance to win the league
>getfucked this hard
Lmao
holy fucking shit, this is bad. this is catastrophically bad. this will end 8-0 or so.
DIRTKEKS BTFO
>His hope and optimism: Restored
basadinho
...
has one of these predictions ever come true?
1-2 more tops
favre should go 5atb
yes i remember that thread and post
ugh
hopefully mario gets spared the embarrasment tbqh
yes yes
What a dumb statistic
91764444
oh god
I AM THE SENAT
Based Frankfurt
>absolutely rape first half
>no goals in second half
you now remember robben
every thyme
>habibis ich habe alles im griff
lamo
dscherom's party will be lit
Second half it's just tax
Is he still playing for Bayern?
yes
Frühruhestand
Okaaaaaaay why cant I find him anywhere on the field then?
he's LARPing as Gräfe
shareholders are sooooooooooooooo selling right now
Hmm Töfting predicted 4-0 before the game and the others in the studio acted shocked.
>Valencia
LEWY
he should have predicted a 5-0
>BVB 0:5
>dortmund
lol
well at least its an improvement over last years 6-0 lmao
schnatterer >>>> Reus
Alnatura Zitronensorbet mit Bergamotte und frischen Himbeeren
Yes
Reus hasn't worked as a 9 since Gladabch
Can't believe people who get paid for this shit still try it
Fatze should have played
He had a shot at least
Kkkkkkkkkkkk pqp
so what was favre thinking with this line-up and system?
don't forget the /bundes/ meetup at p1. dscherom invited us
kann nich bruder
this way
schuhe nich sauber genug für türsteher?
mats bitte
So what now?