ITT: We adapt and use lyrics of The Beatles to mock Liverpool and Gerrard's Slip

I'll start:

PLEASE DON'T SPOIL MY DAY I'M MILES AWAY
AND AFTER ALL I'M ONLY
>slipping

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DON'T PASS ME BY (selective edit)

I listen for your footsteps
,,,
Listen for your footsteps
...
I don't hear it,
...
But I'm by myself.
...
And why I'm by myself.
I don't see you,

Don't pass me by, don't make me cry, don't make me blue.
...
You'll never know it hurt me so,
I hate to see you go.
Don't pass me by, don't make me cry.
...so unfair.
...
Don't pass me by, don't make me cry, don't make me blue.
...
Don't pass me by, don't make me cry.
Don't pass me by.

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cringe

Cheer up Slippy G
Oh what can it mean?
To a
Sad Scouse bastard
and his shite football team

never seen a day on Yea Forums without these people who consider themselves hate liverpool make a thread about liverpool
why these people so relentlessly obsessed about liverpool?
is this mental illness?

>is this mental illness?

some are mentally ill. some are just sheep who hopped on a bandwagon without knowing why

Oasis >>>>>>>> Beatles

Worst opinion I've ever seen

Blur>>>>>>>>>>>Oasis

Rutles >>>>> Beatles >>> Oasis

Suede

based ESL bandwagonner

Is there an easy way to get come out of suede? Asking for a friend

>Well he was just Slippy G
>You know what I mean
>And the path to goal
>Was suddenly open clear
>So how, this chance, could I squander?
>Ooh when I saw him slipping there?

t. supports Liverpool because he works on the Liverpool sweatshop

Hello is this the reddit underage containment thread?

Turn off your mind relax and pass upfield
This does not slip now
This does not slip now
Get down on your knees, surrender the ball
Ba is scoring
Ba is scoring
That you may see it is not our year la
It is slipping
It is slipping

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And soSlippycanwait,
he knows it's too late
as Ba's running on by
His soul slides away,
but don't look back in anger
I heard you say.

Based

The Beatles - I Saw Him Slipping THere

Well he was just the capteeen
If you know what I mean
And the way he slipped
Was way beyond compare
So how could I laugh at another
When I saw him slipping there

Well he looked at Stevie G
And Demba he could could see
That before too long
He was about to have a 'mare
So what did he do but score another?
When he saw him slipping there

Well, my heart went "lol"
When he slipped on that ball
And I held his misery in mind

Oh, Yea Forums laughed through the night
And the memes were quite alright
And before too long
He was christened "Slippy G"
Now I'll never laugh like no other
Oh, since I saw him slipping there
Oh, since I saw him slipping there
Yeah, well since I saw him slipping there

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best one so far

Well it was 20 years ago today
When the Scousers took the field of play
It was looking like they'd need a draw
And that's when Sgt.Slippy hit the floor
So let me introduce to you. The one and only Demba Ba.
Of Sgt.Slippy's lonely hearts club band

Sliiiii-pyyyy-G

What would you do if I slipped on my arse would you stand up and walk out on me?

Some next level of basofia right here. Love it!

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