/hoc/

ty fren

m8 you need to wash your pucks

gf is mad at me lads

y

did you sign lucic to a terrible long-term deal? i'd be mad at you too

Have you not been fucking her correctly?

N/a/shville!

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at least you have one

Imagine giving away Fleury and trusting your franchise to Cam Ward 2.0

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Based Shinka poster

V/a/ncouver!

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I'm rooting for the Canes for the Eastern conference too. Anybody but the lightning

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he fucking sucks, trianglehead waaa i miss my dad bitch. my grandma could beat him high glove

needs more teeth

luckily the lightning have the presidents trophy curse so they'll probably get bounced by the Bruins or the Capitals

Why are so many Russian NHLers named some derivative of Alexander?

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE Sweden
HATE grease
HATE armenia

Gg ez

Based Yea Forums posters!

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Alexander the Great

love everybody except jews and cricket fans

'm transgender myself, and one of the things that has appealed to me about the NHL lately is their push to make the sport for everyone, and it means a lot to see that goal reflected in our subreddit.

Also, good sportsmanship is always in style: win or lose.

Svechnikov-Aho-Nylander

thoughts?

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Her younger sister is 19 and lives with us and she doesn't do shit around the house and I complained about how many dishes she goes through in a single day and leaves in the sink and she said it wasn't my business to know how many dishes they use lol

You should do that thing where you cum in her mouth then break her nose so her mouth is full of blood and cum , haha

>my grandma could beat him high glove
she literally couldn't

best line in the league

Replace Bustlander with Kapanen.

Haha

imagine the number of breakaway goals

Soon.

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best line is bos1 or tb2 they play tomorrow morning

kek, the butcher must by now definitely know something is up, yesterday the wife wasn't there and he greeted me all moody.
I thought today she wasn't going to be there either, but as I passed I heard her calling my name.
How can I make this happen? I mean she admitted to wanting to do this but she thinks there is no chance.
bustpo bustko

kek, based little sister

When I was a lad I only knew who were good players based on their attributes in video games. The penguins were a bunch of twinks in nhl Hitz 2003

>another post-season without >my team
PEEL ME FROM THE SKIN
TEAR ME FROM THE RIND
DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW

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F

don’t understand grease; don’t want to understand grease

Fuck the Habs

why is grease such a little weirdo, lads

based vantifa poster, go riot in your chinese city

Real Pacific Hours

/rph/ rise up

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Who's >your team user?

rph, where my Yea Forums bros at?

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based perfect zero (00:00:00) o’clock poster

>vantifa
dumb /pol/tard

Tick tock Arizona. Your membership in the club has an experation date.

Greece is Kippers.

Only three teams from your shit division made the playoffs. How does that make you feel?

sup niggy
>tfw last game until september preseason tonight

the good teams are so good they bury everyone else

rph imo

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never been to poll i just know you guys like to wear black masks and riot, and that china owns your city

how are you spending this superior fennoscandi morning hours?

Making fun of an autistic retard on youtube, and checking /hoc/

literally the first time I've ever been able to see the puck.

how’s things in the shire ?

anyone here play dfs hockey?

I really like this op. Just wanted you all to know I'm fucking JUICED for the teds and they are currently /myguys/ going into the playoffs even though I hate Matt duchene and his white skates and the stupid gay shit he writes on his Uber short FAGGOT stick

Kaapo Kakko desu

im a doomer desu famalam

Overrated shit hope "he" doesn't end up on Detroit

Love Ted lads.

yikes. go to bed tom

couldn't have said it better myself the release Panarin has is unbelievable

buddy fuck kakko
>scores winning goal in a faggit tournament
>awarded biggest faggot
If I have to buy a jersey with this guys name on it I'm going to be UPSET.

great goalie
two great lines
two great defensemen
i kinda like them too

Thinking of Ted being /myguys/ in the east to be hon with you. Rest of the east are either bad guys or shitters I don't care for

I don't think Gary would let us go.

just get your own name on the jersey, it is kinda cucky to wear another mans name on your back, especially the older you get, this is coming from a guy who has bought a lot of player jerseys before realizing what i was doing

you have stockholm syndrome. swedes are the past, finns are the future. believe me and get rid of the swedish menace in your heart

Despite what some people are saying out there, my Coyotes are NOT leaving the Real Pacific Hour club.

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Sharks gonna shork all the way to cup.

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reminder
>u
>will
>be

>hasb

it is the 6th biggest city they will not move any of their teams, once the rest of mexico moves there they might get a couple more

followed by

/eurohoc/

why are you here then

what's Keith doing? Sitting on his ass?

Ummmm sweaty if detroit picks kakko the line where he ends and I begin will be essentially non existent
Buddy I think you're a real guy and I mean that sincerely but in all honesty pal I don't think it's as easy as that how do I get these swedes out of my heart and mind

youtube.com/watch?v=iCL5sHzlDOI

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Realized this same thing a few years ago desu
I’d say just get a sweatshirt or blank jersey if you go to games often enough to justify it, otherwise it’s for kids 15 and under

?

holy fucking insecure. Getting a players jersey means "I like this player" but you guys have micro penises

same way you got the russians out
start by saying "lidström was an overrated 2nd line defenseman in his prime babbied by elite defensive centermen" in front of a mirror 5 times

>Final game for >my team until next September is 12 bings from now

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Ok that's a fucking lie anyone who can win 30+ minutes of a hockey game can never be overrated go fuck yourself

don't worry i'll be there

I never realized how much I legitimately hate Finland until just now. Until this moment they've always been a benign non factor with shitty players but now I see they're an actual menace and an obstacle to true happiness.

Gas all finns.

Th-Thanks...

whatever bro i have a closet full of jerseys i wont even wear, im not judging you, just trying to save you some money, i wish someone would have said something to me $1500 ago when i could have spent that on home/away/third personalized jerseys and other gear

Huomenta sinullekin veliseni

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Uhhhh

At least the canucks have a good YouTube channel? Sorry bro :(

Listen dude there's nothing wrong with saying another man plays hockey in an interesting way. When you compliment others, their achievements become yours. Don't be a bitter and negative shit and you'll be much happier.

F*cking DIE

Let's take a moment to give an F to all the anons who won't be able to watch their team play again until September.
F

It needed to be said.

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F

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I like the red wings for almost 30 years
F

i hope you're working on those muscle imbalances while avoiding internal rotations, /hoc/

F

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last night at work I confused a finnish woman for a swede.
She corrected ne and I said Kiitos and Kreika on paras and she laughed as if I was tickling her.
She told me you're welcome in finnish, but I don't know how that is.

macarons incoming

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you have a job? awesome pay your fucking debts you sunbelt faggot

HA TRY 6 HOURS

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it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=Pyr4bhwN714

my team(s) are in the playoffs
car parts and canes

suck my cock

Almost died today. All I could think about was how funny it would be if the Blue Jackets missed the playoffs.

please refrain from using that phrase on a non-shannon video.

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i like the canes lightning and bruins but i live on the west coast pretty happy desu

awwww, thanks canuck friend!

almost choked on that dick finally huh

>rooting for the best team in the league

Fucking gloryhunters, why not hasb or someone else equally shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E

who was honestly in the wrong here?

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gary

based and canespilled

its better to like the good teams because then you can be a happy person

That explains why c*nadians have been so hostile

wow this is really rude man

>rags

Hockeylet here. Why was Philly refusing to play hockey?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutral_zone_trap

Have sex

>when you compliment someone their achievement become yours
wew

thanks you must be a flames fan, havent seen many friendly canadians lately

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based flylels

who's your team m8

canes, bruins and lightning

STAY FLARED M8

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Have hockey themed sex

grim

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>Initially, Matthews didn't have much interest in the sport, but was captivated by the Zamboni machine that cleaned the ice during intermissions.[4]

who /awake/ here?

/wideawake/ and got work in the morning

>/hoc/ after dark

What are you listening to, user

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I've gotta stop drinking
I've gotta stop thinking
I've gotta stop smoking

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family guy reruns

This nazism is making me sick

youtube.com/watch?v=Nuj9OE_ykHY

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Go to sleep finland

just read on reddit that with the analslime ducks 5-2 win over the kangz, they've finished first in the nhl haha get it bc they're the first team to play 82 games lmao

cringe video

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Redlettermedia

Posting songs in the /wsg/ 80's thread. Also, SWE vs CZE is on but too tired to watch

>The Czechs are aiming to improve on their all-time best Women's Worlds finish: fifth in 2013 and 2016. They came sixth in 2017, and did not qualify for the PyeongChang Olympics last year.

>France, which sits tenth in the IIHF Women’s World Ranking, lost its second straight game. The French are making their elite-division debut under the new 10-team format.

>There is a Czech expression, “to pat a snake with bare feet” (“hladit hada bosou nohou”). It’s equivalent to “walking into the lion’s den.” It’s essentially what the French did by taking three first-period minors.

>Questing for their first Women’s Worlds medal since 2016’s bronze in Kamloops, the Russians edged Switzerland 2-1 on Olga Sosina's late goal with a two-player advantage.

>Sosina, an assistant captain, fired a quick shot from the slot that found the twine with just 37 seconds left.

>Of her winner, Sosina said: "Nothing special. I see all the Swiss players were not near me. I shot and it was good!"

>that first sip of the day

St. Louis are going to dab on Vancouver toinght, aren't they?

>tfw I know Jordan Binnington's sister

>tfw I did my conscription with Peter Forsberg's wife's brother

tfw czech lineage and all we have to show for it is a pengoon stooge that lememe carried to a few cups

Mere HOURS away from killing myself lads. Have a drink with me

Guy Boucher. It was his fucking system. He had Marty St. Louis and Steven Stamkos running the fucking trap game. Did the same anti-hockey bullshit in Ottawa. Absolute joke coach, hope he never coaches again.

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Oh and please watch our comfy afternoon game, lads

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Who else /coffee/

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>swedish dykes might actually get relegated with france's

shiiiiiiiiieeeet

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Just finished brewing.

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>tfw out of coffee

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>brewing coffee

What a fucking faggot

Kaapo "Foppa 2.0" Kakko desu

>search kakka kaapo
>get kaapo kakko eliteprospects first result
:DDDDD

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desu

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kek

Genuinely interested in what I could buy to make a decent single cuppa in the morning lads
A French press? Percolator? Aero Press? Genuinely want to make myself a decent cuppa here.

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mocca master + juhla mokka

I use a french press. Works well for me. Something like an aeropress would work nicely too, but then you have to keep buying filters.

As far as I understand. As far as quality goes, it's more about the technique than the method.

winner's choice

also

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Guys I haven't watched a single hockey game all year. What memes do I need to know to enjoy playoff /hoc/?

Damn Arizona right now.

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About to make coffee lads. RUS-FIN soon.

rude

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Kappo Kaakko

>tfw you take a liquid volcanic Alberta right after showering and feel like showering again

It's happening

Huomenta

Huomenta. Coffee and women's hokki.

What are you doing til hockey? I'm thinking of taking a strut to MY teams store to buy a new shirt for the playoffs

will femfinna beat up on their russian overlasses?

Avs have made the play offs and have the best chances of getting 1st overall pick.

Joe Sakic best GM of the year.

Who /superstitious/ during playoffs?

the greatest juxtaposition a franchise can face

the team's window is opening for the cup
and at the same time they are trying to develop fresh talent

sakic should he focused on one goal not trying to be everything

Anyone give me a rough estimate for the day of the rake this year?

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lmao mad at the truth you dumb bong?
matt duchene was a top 3 pick for the avs
how did that turnout?

I’m sad that bob cole is done

Happy 12 hours of meaningless hockey day/hoc/

Play for pride or play for who the fuck you’d want to face

Tapani just BTFO the Russian goalie :DD

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Pantehers and Kongs win pls

>Game doesn't start for over 12 hours
>all I have to do between now and then is buy a new shirt and workout
What do?

That's a different bong you dumbass.

Duchene was locker room cancer.

Underrated post

>womens championship actually have a separate match for 9th place
>even though both 9th and 10th placed teams get relegated

what the fuck is this dumbass pointless shit

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Leafs fan here, who should I cheer for after they get kicked out?

Build a shelf

>pulling this shit 0-0 four minutes into the first

TB deserved it

ev zug

>hot, itchy Alberta is spewing out of your asshole at 100mph
>not showering afterward

Shiggydiggy m8

Jalapeno is essential pizza topping.

As time goes on I'm more and more convinced he cut his own face. The scar doesn't make any sense

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Banana peppers do a better job desu

>tampa deserved it
>tampa won 2-1

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Russian goalie is absolute madwoman

don't do it, youll miss the yoffs :(

I want to get fucked by a big truck female ice hockey player

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maple leafs vs flames stanley cup final
you heard it here first

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hnng

Playoffs this year could be cut down to jets flames caps bruins and the only thing we'd miss out on would be two rounds of elimination days

youre gonna get raked cunt

you mean lgbtning flames bloos relocanes right

Tell me sunbelt teams are gonna make it past round one and I'll bring out a box of light tubes to acquaint you with MDK

>tfw no qt russian hockey gf

Or we could just cut out the western conference because none of those teams have any chance against Bolts, Caps, Bruins and Pongs.

Fucking BASED
MDK

This, fuck the West. Qualifying with an almost losing record

>worstern conference

why anyone bothers watching womens hockey

its always canada and usa fighting for gold and the rest of us fighting for the consolation prize aka bronze

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the womens hokkei games are like 500meters from my house and i dont give a SHIT
fuck WOMEN

thats no way to talk about a lady, son

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what the fuck is downtown in espoo anyway

hesa

>I don’t like it because my nation is bad at it
The Yea Forums anthem

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Finnpill me on hesa

What about all the American povertyball fans?

youtube.com/watch?v=S-EcUYZZYSs

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Kinda nervous on who we play in the playoffs

4th line is the top line

never been but i heard its full of black people

Kinda based to be straight desu

>dykepuck

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>tfw we should get the R1 schedule tonight so we can finally schedule Leafs Elimination Day

>wake up
>least coast is already talking about us

Best annual tradition

West coast is for faggots

West coast is NOT a hockey market

you remember when you were in first grade and your teachers taught you directions with the phrase "never eat soggy worms?"

they were on to something. west coasters are worms.

stay seething queef coaster

>no white out muscle shirts
Help me out LAINEATION. Do I grab a blue one or a white t and rip the sleeves?

save yourself the money and just jump off the nearest tall building

Plz watch our game. Comfy saturday matinee second round preview.

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Stay seething adn worked you retarded son of a whore. Jets Four cup

rock the rip

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lick my golden nuts you bootlicking ladyboy
day of the S.A.M. is coming for your beloved “hockey team”

How hard will St. Louis dab on Vancouver today?

Cute picture, I bet the jets totally rocked the kniggits that series and didn’t get completely exposed as the wheelerbabbies they are.

This

>theres nothing wrong with liking another man
>theres nothing with a feminine penis
>theres nothing wrong with sucking cock
>theres nothing wrong with being a sissy slut
>theres nothing wrong with BBC
Do not listen to this man he is a closet or a normal faggot trying to deceive you. Wearing another mans name is the same a sucking his dick. Dont do it.

this is basically the only thing philthy has ever done that I unironically respected them for

>RPH ends
>eastern cucks instantly start reeeing because their conference is so weak
Pottery

Hell no fuck the bolts and fuck bolts fans #yesAllBolts

>second round preview
half our players will be from the providence bruins

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can’t be fucked to watch any of these pointless games
wake me up when it’s wednesday

This

>you remember when you were in first grade and your teachers taught you directions with the phrase "never eat soggy worms?"
ummm no?

>we're either fighting the caps or bolts first round

grim

>>theres nothing wrong with liking another man
what do you think rooting for a team is? there's like 100 men and no women if you include support staff. if anything, that's even gayer.
better wake up soon before you're on hormones

you sound like a discord tranny trying desperately to make everything gay in a desperate attempt to increase your likelihood of someone fucking you in the ass

>implying there's a single playoff team, east or west that couldn't bounce the lgbtning in the first round
agree about the caps though

t. Liberal commie FAGGOTS

don't worry, lad. I'm sure >we'll shake your hand on the way out

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Well winning the game means they have a legit shot to win the division, so they'll lose 5-1. Any chance for the Blues to choke they will take.

The craps are the only team that can beat >us 4 out of 7 in the league, and >I think >we have a much better shot against >them this year.

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your the faggot equating cheering for an athlete to sodomy

4channel would be so much better if I could use emojis

evens I get tacos
odds I get burger

>tfw no dino

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>cheering for a team (inanimate object)
>wanting another mans name on you so you can suck his dick
Faggots trying to justify their faggotry /hoc/ has fallen

having jersey with a name on it doesn't mean you want to suck his cock, you are closet homosex

>I would never wear another man's name, that's gay
>I just like to watch forty athletic men work up a sweat all night and then construct elaborate fantasies about what half of them are going to do over the next 6 months

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t. Cock sucking FAGGOT

you wish homo man

Both true statements
Faggot

You wish I wished faggot. You wear another mans name on your back. Only women and faggots do this.

There’s nothing wrong with being gay.

Ya know except being a raging FAGGOT

i hope Draisaitl scores his 50th tonight

>still has only one cup despite being such a rat
>and even then it was thanks to tim thomas

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Finally some non gay discussion

no most normie sports fans have a favourite player on a team and would wear their jersey, not just women and the gays

Actually sort of agree with this. I have a decent amount of players jerseys but I don't think I'd ever wear them to a game.

>only one cup

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discord tranny

back in medieval times, basically every man was gay. we know this because they would often wear the heraldry of other men, especially their immediate superiors.

how they managed to maintain their population we may never know.

Really it was Luongo shitting the bed and letting in a soft goal off a face-off in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final in his own fucking building

>blah blah I'm a huge faggot please listen to me justify my faggotry
Based bawston bro. Wearing another mans name like some whore is straight out faggotry.

the hockey guy more like the cucky guy lmao

stop trying to make everything gay you fags. you already have fashion and dancing so stop trying to take over other sports

>implying that hamplanet could get a 2nd man
If anything hes just the miserable failing marriage guy

the medieval discord trannys convinced everyone that having kids was gay

Wrong. Trannies are NOT ok

kyrgyzstan just got disqualified midtourney before their final game against united arab emirates

something to do with one of their players, not sure what

uae wins promotion to division 3 lol

would have been the promotion match otherwise, both teams had won all their games

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Turns out they do have whiteout muscle shirts and I've just been walking around the mall seething for an hour and a half. But to be fair, it's not my fault I didn't ask an attendant earlier. They shouldnt make the ugly girls open

Yeah stop wearing men's name on your backs like women

but I thought women lived life on ez mode?

There's nothing wrong with liking dicks and butts and dicks in butts.
I love watching homophobic incels lose their shit over the thought of hard sweaty butt pounding though.

why im a fan and I like wear jersey

dislike and unsubscribe

shut up discord tranny nobody wants to fuck your butthole

which hockey player do you think has the most aesthetic penis?

I bet you secretly do.

Heraldry was like wearing a jersey from a team you played on. Modern jersey owning is like if you got cut from being in the group of knights because you were a twink, but you still wear their jersey anyway, which is fine, but what’s worse is if you had a favorite knight from that group who wants nothing to do with you, and you put his name on your back because you want to be him instead of yourself

discord trannys taking over Yea Forums and making it gay. sad

go away you fuckin homos

Imagine not watching Canada vs USA

One of the 150lb twinks probably has an aesthetic 8 x 6 necessary for big bunda

I bet $5,000 that the lgbtning lose to their first round opponent and I'm sleeping like a fucking baby.

wearing player jersey is not gay it just means you have favourite player on team

ama

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make me cunt

>I like being a faggot
Faggot

How are you able to fit some many cocks in your asshole?

Player names on a jersey is a little gay
Blank jersey supports the team

>because you want to be him instead of yourself
projector.jpg

heraldry identified a "family" (and branches of that family) much like a last name does today. Maybe you're wearing the Hohenzollern livery because you're serving their scion or travelling in his escort, but you're still wearing their name

no your just trying to make everything gay

its just a matter of getting regularly stretched

like by a tranny friend, god thats a big cock

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gays suck

pics

No you are by being a faggot

Imagine being this insecure

?

>projector
wew

You make my point though, they wore the heraldry of who they were in service for (equivalent to players, trainers, staff, etc)
What service or any productive connection whatsoever do you provide for the team in which you just bought a jersey? None? You just fanboy a group that has nothing to do with you?

Have sex

you're paying them fucking money, which most of the time is all the productive "service" a lord wanted from his underlings

wasted get

/hoc/ wins again

both of the gets were shit

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Shame he doesnt shoot more often. Hope that pass first mentality doesnt hurt him. Its the same with Wennberg honestly.

>not having a personalized jersey that says "trannyfaggot" on the back
seriously pity you lads.

That’s an exchange of goods, not an internal or personal service. working for the team is a service, buying a ticket is an external trade. You want to buy a mcdonalds polo and visor because you bought that big mac one time?

is this kind of jersey frowned upon?

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I, for one, am ambivalent about the return of offseason /hoc/

is this the ideal long islander body type?

Canada vs USA in 2 bings

I can't remember who's in the back, is it Kevan Miller?

>only shit games today
GARRYYYYYYYyyyyyy

Is he tucking his wiener between his legs like Buffalo Bill?

quints confirm

I bet you don't eat bananas or hotdogs because you think they're gay

I don't think you're following your own arguments anymore. so it wouldn't be gay for an athletic trainer to pick his favorite player and have his name stitched on the back of his team jacket, but it would be gay for the guy who goes all over the place wearing the jersey and advertising the team and the player in real life and on social media to buy one of the jerseys that has a name on the back?

>bruins just "emergency" recalled 2 more AHL players
oh this game is going to be fun. bolts vs providence bruins

go away tranny faggot nobody wants you here

when canada wins a cup, i'll leave.

wearing a jersey just means you like the team. player jersey just means you have a favourite player. there is no sodomy involved

for me it's wearing an away jersey of my team because I don't live in-state

Don’t forget us should the >rags do their part and you win!

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bings or bongs?

white jerseys always get dirty and look like shit though

Starting right meow

I think you’re just grasping at straws in an attempt to salvage your argument. First, what trainer wouldn’t just wear their own team jackets and shirts, given to them by the team, and that have their OWN name on them. Secondly, if a trainer were to do that, he works with the player everyday, has a personal relationship with them, if he wears the jersey of the player, he knows them and they know him. He’s not just wearing the jersey of a man who likely wants nothing more to do with you than sign an autograph and go back to their own group

wearing the name of a man you actually know and have a close personal relationship with definitely sounds a lot more gay than just wearing the name of a man you think did something cool once.

shall

>only SHIT teams playing tonight

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t. reddit

trannys go away nobody cares that you think everything's gay

the correct answer is wearing jerseys of players who have retired at least 20 years ago.

do you avoid wearing brands that have a name too? wouldn't want that mans name on you or you'll immediately start blowing dudes right?

A lot of insecurity in this thread. Wearing a jersey can't make you gay, you fucking children.

The correct answer is wearing whatever the fuck you want*, whole things a work brother.
*as long as you purchased it from the official team store and it has nothing to do with "Hockey is for everyone"

I accepted that I'm bi when I was 13. Love twinks, love traps. Simple as that.

it doesn't make you gay, it's just kinda gay.
and yeah, wear whatever the fuck you want. if you don't care then what does it matter.

Jerseys should only be worn to games or watch parties. Anything else is high faggotry.

Pekke NO!!!

Bruins tbqh

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Wearing >my teams jersey right now. What you going to do about it, jersey police?

>caring about what/when other people wear
Imagine having this little going on in your life.

that's your opinion. in Canada wearing hockey jerseys is common

14 BINGS

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based tbqh

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>you cant wear hockey jerseys while playing hockey
Give your head a shake you fucking muppet.

>sunbelters play hockey

Call you a faggot and move
That implied you mouthbreather

Shall not be taking hockey advice from a faggot sunbelter.
Neck yourself queer.

Actually I'm the boss of /hoc/ so my opinion is law

I bet you think superheroes are good role models too

Your argument is unrelated, but I’ll humor you. I don’t buy clothing based off how much I idolize the man making them, I buy it for it’s practical use. The name on the tag is to brand the product and distinguish it from others. It serves an essential purpose, going out of your way to own an inessential piece of clothing with another man’s name on it for no other reason than you look up to him is the mindset of a child

>sunbelter
I probably live at a higher latitude than you, Moronton.

It's called a sweater

superheroes are fictional
athletes are probably not good role models, but I don't follow their private lives so I guess I don't really know

imagine going into game 82 of the season and not ordering the threepeat

you say its a mindset of a child but lots of adults like to wear jerseys with names on them. its just called being a sports fan you autistic clown

literally no chance of that you cantskate faggot. I live in northern BC

this is the only legitimate argument in this thread

the incel just drips off this post lmfao
jesus christ dude go outside

lol bruins trotting out this retard again

Quick survey for you, /hoc/:

Would you say the state of Carolina is:

>A. Heterosexual
>B. Gay

Carolina is _____ at hockey:

>A. Bad
>B. Good (but still bad because they're gay)

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B.
A.

BB

I barely remember carolina's existence. do they have a team?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That’s basically my point. Why wear the jersey of a man you don’t know? And only for his physical ability. For all you know he would be someone you hate if you knew him personally. What are the odds the chicago cabbie was a blackhawks fan, he could have just as easily been a person who owned a kane jersey, then drunk kane comes along and punches him in the face for no good reason. I’d rather fight and die against Achilles than sit on the side line and root for him

Most adults still have the mindset of a child

Strawman, projection, etc

*tips fedora*

hokkei

Ad hominem*

Based Dan from Smithers

hockey time

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Have sex

Tuukka Rask is a fucking racist, he's racist two blond hair blue eyed daughters

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cringe

BB

Thats enough now lad, take your autism medication.

>/hoc/ is OBSESSED and SEETHING about US again!

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OH ITS THE FAT GUY FROM WARWICK, I LOVE THIS GUY.

o say can you seeee

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>I’d rather fight and die against Achilles than sit on the side line and root for him
literally irrelevant

the purpose of a name on your jersey (as a fan) is to say: "remember the good things this guy did when he was on the team?". Hipster mongloids get obscure names to show off their knowledge. People who like physical play wear their stevens jerseys. people who like to whine about refs wear their lemieux jerseys. etc
this is like wearing a band shirt or whatever. you're not saying "the rolling stones are great people", you're saying "I like their music, I am the kind of person who listens to dadrock"

>this quintessential boston lad singing the anthem

Business idea:

Groupon for heeming Ted

hes from rhode island

>stream has closed captioning on
I think they do this to rustle jimmies

That goal didn't count, she fell down

The relation was not irrelevant. Would you rather work to make yourself exceed or be at least an equal, or concede that someone else is better than you?

Excuses

>All these cock sucking faggot are STILL trying to defend being faggots
Just stop being fags.
Wearing any name on your jersey other than your own=fag
Simple as.

For me, its autographed players jerseys or old vintage ones/game worn/jerseys from beer league strung up about on your walls throughout your room or framed for memorabilia purposes.

this noskate loser putting his own name on a professional team's jersey and thinking hes hot shit

lmao

>putting your own name on a jersey
Just wear a t-shirt with the team logo desu. Oh wait snow belters can't wear t-shirts without freezing to death

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Some people are born superior than others you absolute autist. Life isn't fair, and I am better than you.

Putting your own name on a jersey is the dumbest shit in the world. Masquerading as a professional athlete when you probably cant even skate. top KEK

if you can't concede that someone with years of extra training at higher levels being paid millions to play a sport might be better than you at that sport, you might have a problem.

it's okay to be specialized in one kind of activity, that's how you get better than other people. gretzky ain't shit on a boreball field, and he can admit that with no shame

>he thinks buying a blank and sewing his own name on as if he plays for the team is somehow more acceptable than buying a player jersey knowing they get a cut of sales

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i like sunbelt folk and bluegrass

youtube.com/watch?v=jcLqGc6fnWU

feels like last day of school.

Guessing that was bait. No one respects people who put their names on jerseys

Ya same gonna get drunk as fuck and piss in the streets to celeberate jets winning the centroll

Just let kuch get 2 and 2 and stammer grab 3 points as well bombston

I’ve been wearing the same jersey since the 2007 season. Who /Geno/ here

the lgbtning collapse starts right now as they get btfo by the Providence Bruins

just go fuck yourself.

I've had a John Tavares brewing about 4 hours now and I just had burger king and Starbucks lunch. Gonna let the Tr91tor loose

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Sweep in five incoming

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not so fast

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how'd that work out for you last year?

Was there a habs elimination thread??

Johnson looking soft as baby shit again

TUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKK

lgbtning will get bullied the fuck out of the playoffs again. biggest paper tiger in the league.

>he thinks >we won't style on the craps this time

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this. I bet $5,000 on them getting btfo in the first round and haven’t lost a wink of sleep over it.

honestly don't care. i hate the craps more than i hate the bolts.

good idea

How do you bet against them?

>get bullied out of *first round* again
>again
he didn't watch last season :X

Easily, they are hugely overvalued in betting odds.

are you a pens fan?

I mean is there a site where you can bet against them winning the cup, not doing individual games just not winning the cup

This. You should really lurk /hoc/ more. The blots are overrated shit.

based cricket wireless for making every game free to watch this week.
even though I stream every game online for free its still nice for poorfags

broons
hate list
1. habs
2. laffs
3. craps

I know that m8 I just want to know if theres a place where you can just bet that the lightning wont win the cup instead of individual series' or games.

LGBTNING BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
BY A LITERAL AHL TEAM

go ahead and try

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oh you means he's larping and hasn't bet a single dollar on any hockey game in his life?

based charlie

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Put down five hundo at the beginning of the year that the lightning would win the stan lee and haven't lost a wink of sleep over it desu.

I'd be a little bit worried

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Haven’t lost a wink of sleep over losing a few winks of sleep

shan't be winking in my sleep, go bolts

The Floridians fear him.

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>Kuch doing his lackadasical shit again

SSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

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the most confused person in that picture is the Chicago boy with a cubs hat and blackhawks jersey on, the absolute state of snow birds larping as florida man

The lgbtning will literally never win another game this season and playoffs. How the fuck does anyone thinks this team isn’t utter dog shit?

>all these penalties

HOLY SHIT THAT GOAL WAS FUCKING GNARLY.
DANTON FUCKING HEINEN

this is season finale game for them, next game they play will be ploffs

sure bud

because they beat >your team twice this season already

Can you read?

LET THEM FUCKING PLAY YOU RETARDED GNASH

That was actually a pretty sick goal from heinen. I really think he should play with marchand and bergeron. Pasternak with krejci and debrusk.

Meant gash

you said 'another game this season' whether you were implying this isn't the last or not, or if you simply meant they were going to lose this game changes nothing about what I said

can you comprende?

Starting off with the expectation of no playoff wins. The strategy is to shift goalposts further and further as the playoffs go on hoping >we get knocked out at some point. Sadly this won't work and I will smugpost /hoc/ to hell for an entire year after >we win.

Whats the leaf watching?

If Tampa doesn't choke to the Teds (which they will obviously) They will most certainly get bullied out of the playoffs by Boston

>game this season and playoffs
You are an idiot

you're a seething casual

>another game this season and playoffs

pro tip, there is no more games this season, casual fag

Canada vs USA Women world championships. Ref is an idiot who is giving 1 team a PP then letting the other team have 1 and back and forth.

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They are playing one right now that they can lose. Sunbelt more like dumbbelt

dykepuck shill

Wow......it's nothing.....

I was the one who established they were playing the season finale right now, thanks for repeating what I said and thinking it spares you from being a casual who needs his hand held

NEW GENTLEMEN

>they are playing one right now they can lose
Pfft. Heh. Might want to brush up on the concept of possibility there bud

Yikes

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>you will never harass the people of tampon gay while wearing your native colors.

car parts desu