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>10 runs still wasn't enough
>cusb

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o i fuck ya
then i cuck ya
put my cum in ya
ya swallow me up like bubble gum
ya cute feet have me in a trance
now take off ya pants

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Fucking cute
Almost makes me forget she's a Ph*ladelphian

>this damage control

oh die

Please forgive me

nope not any more nuh uh

I'm so sorry... I now see my errors

no... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so harsh.

Everyone makes mistakes. We can learn from this together

does anyone here bet on baseball or play dfs?

Thanks. I'm glad you're being open minded about this. I'll learn from it.

gambling is a sin

me :D

This picture seems familiar...

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do you have any hot takes for tomorrow morning?

Red Sox starters so far, by ERA:
>Price: 6.00
>Sale: 8.00
>Eovaldi: 8.10
>Rodriguez: 12.38
>Porcello: 13.50

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I haven't bet in over a year and I lost 400 dollars and now Im out of money D:
Marlins beat the braves tomorrow!

I'd take tips from this guy

...Ah yes. It's the look of despair.
lol

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lol sorry to hear about loss, gausman ran over you guys tonight do you think this alcantara guy is legit?

Woe how the tables have turned

yikes yikes yikes

I made money too. Never actually summed it all up. Last year my go to teams to bet on were the rays, pirates, white sox, a's, mets for single games. Here's my advice though... Never bet against your team, only unfaithful morons do that!

This lillies poster has set my blood to boil

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i just like ballparks not teams i like the nl west parks best, i am from portland and i cant root for seattle teams because i hate seattle

The Chicago Cubs

Weren't you guys going to get your own team? Talks seemingly died down though. Anyways I wouldn't mind going to any nlw parks especially petco park dodger stadium and at & t.

yeah they are still talking about it, they have 3 locations for the ballpark but our city is very poorly planned with a 3 lane tunnel separating the suburbs from the city and massive traffic problems with so many people moving here, so no matter where they put it it would be a nightmare to get to a game, i watch baseball everyday so i should be excited about the idea but it doesnt really do it for me, id bet it doesnt happen but well see

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not if Vegas continues their ruthless and well financed expansionism into the major league sports market

Making my Athletics not look like garbage

>>Sale: 8.00

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
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the infantile members of the ursidae family

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scuba kek

it doesnt really matter to me either way, like i said our city is not built for an mlb team, i dont really want vegas to get it either though, put it in the south the braves market is too big put it somewhere between houston atlanta and st louis

It's about time someone tapped into the profoundly impoverished blacks
Truly the final frontier

His average fastball velocity is like 88mph right now, idk what's wrong with him.

Ok I want to fuck that

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Business idea: Anchorage Eskimos

LMAO
cbu
cbu lose!

It's weird that there's no team in the Carolinas or Tennessee. Even the NHL has teams there.

>Eskimos
No one under 70 says Eskimo.
Inuit, bro.

Gesundheit

Kodiak Bears

>user REFUSES to post the pic with chad
makes me laff!

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>you will never share a sweet and whimsical moment with your 9/10 daughter

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I see myself in Chicago, leading my squad. Our #goals are to stop l*Felong dogs from feeling smug. We mow down l*Felong dogs with our bantz but they keep coming. I banter l*Felong dogs but I run out of beer so I draw my >cusb and begin >cusbing l*Felongs, this is simple since l*Felongs are inferior to me, I >cusb them by the dozens. Then I get sober, but I didn't fall, I kept >cusbing. There are so many l*Felong dogs and I'm sobering up more and more. l*Felongs were watering down my bottle before I even drank it like the cowards they are! I lie down, facing up to the sky and I see ROBIN YOUNT (BrewGod) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in a ditch next to the local bar, my homeland... My BREW brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

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Why would I save a picture with that goober in it?

eskimo is cooler, is that a slur now or something?

>You may never have a child to play catch with

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>he justifies saving pictures of girls over what the guy looks like

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I think "user" wants to FUCK the Phillies QT's dad!

Apparently it is my yankee friend

well ill still say it, just like when they tried to make black a slur and now its the pc term again, ill just skip that cycle plus where i live its too hot for igloos so not many eskimos around here, lots of pc police sjws but no eskimos

took less than 5 seconds to not see the guy.

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What are your thoughts on pengwings

love em, you?

They motherfucked me one too many times

>tfw get weird rooms for even knowing how baseball works here

I just wanna go to a game with some friends and have fun
how much do tickets at the A's stadium cost lads?

They literally and unironically -gave- tickets away last year. I'm not an A's fan, but their attendance struggles mean you can get some pretty cheap seats. I'd be surprised it was over $10 to get in the door.
They're a contender this year, though. It'll probably go up, especially if they look legit.

I don't want a guy in the picture at all

I remember they had a massive comeback on the road at the end of last season but lost most of their good pitchers to injury in the process and got blow up by the yankees in the first elim game
Im hoping they can at least make it to the second round this season
maybe then I wouldnt have to explain what the A on my hat and shirt mean

they look good so far, the angels are always tough but the mariners will fall off and the rangers are poop

They're the least annoying team in the AL West, imo. M's fans are screeching harpies, Anaheim just buys players and still fails, and Houston fans are dumb casuals who absolutely will not be around next year.
A's or the Rangers. Either one. Go get em, Zeelandbro.

>M's fans are screeching harpies
hard truth — shittle is a homeless toilet

Um sweaty

This is why I never post my best one. You guys don't deserve her.

Thank senpai
hoping Davis/Chapman/Canha/Laureano can carry the season

>They literally and unironically -gave- tickets away last year.
It must be fucking demoralizing to have such a good team and nobody shows up to watch. Oakland and Tampa Bay don't deserve teams.

there are no suitable places for them to go, oakland is just dangerous, youll probably be culturally enriched on the train to the game and tampa is just old new york transplants but still better than the relocation options

What do you gus think the Cubs are asking for Javier Baez?

About tree fiddy

Please say something nice about my team

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Chicago's team.

Make the AL Central proud in the playoffs this year, bros...

I hate them less than the Cubs.

Urinatingtree has a surprise for you soon

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Your history is a lot funnier than most teams

Reminder that this team with a bunch of Dominican manlets and AL battered wives just swept a team with a championship core still intact.

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Back in my day this e-celeb shit wouldn't fly around here you fucking zoomers

No siree bob... We were cold hearted but we cared about baseball... Shared a couple cold ones n had fun shitposting...back when shitpostin meant somethin...back in the simple days... Now evrythings so connected... Cant go on the chans without seein no zoomer links or redditors...yes...mmmmmm....back in the ole days.... ya wouldve been in for a treat

world series hangover

For me it's barb's apple pie and the crack o the maple bat

Here's a thought to ponder. It's only one week into the season and of course there is way too little sample size and way too much wackiness to concretely determine anything yet. The Red Sox will stay in the bottom of the AL. Nor will the Brewers stay in the top. Harper will not be hitting .500 and more.

However given all this, is there anything anything at all from the first week we've seen that actually could be a concrete indicator? Like if you had to make a life savings bet now for end of season outcome based on this first week what would you go with?

To get the ball rolling, I would go with Jacob DeGrom Cy Young and sub3 if not sub2 ERA. Yes it's only 1 week but he is definitely for real this year. Screencap this post for posterity.

The Mets rotation will implode again.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>spicswing

The Reds will suck yet again.

Cubs fan here!

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>rig a World Series
>play at guaranteed rate field
can’t make this stuff up folks

Yoan Moncada will actually be v. good

>Chris on Sale
>David Half Price

Mmmm a dollop of whipped cream

My Phighties will Win!

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Crack of the bat...

cold hand made lemon ade...

Buy me some peanuts & cracker jack

>through 7 games
tip

lets take a joy ride to the butcher..

Pickin' banjo on the porch with the game on fresh bucket of gumbo on the hearth

Mmmm jeff yer moonshines one of a kind...

>home white jersey with off-white alternate pants
0/10 effort, awful cosplay

Mm custard pie mmm

Love Neil. I catch marlins games just to see how e is doing.

Throw another rack o ribs on the grill Jethro...mmmm... I reckon you got the tastiest meat in the whole county... I oughta grab another cold one

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Look at his eyes, Ken. We can't draft this kid

Let's watch a ball game on the porch...mmm being the tv...damn antenna *smack*.... Mmmm... Some tato chips...mmm perfect day mmmm

I just bought a motorcycle

are you 20 or 50?

nice I bought a mustang two months ago

Literal 30 yo boomer

You're at BP before the game and this guy steals your girlfriend's ball - what do?

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What kind?

mfw no good free instagram to RSS tools out there

mfw I cant get updates from instagram.com/dodgers_babesnmemes/

mfw too lazy to log into insta and manual save sluts

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I’m going down to the house of sausage
I got my barbecue shoes on
I’m going down to the house of sausage
I got my barbecue shoes on
Gonna burn me a brat and a red-hot footlong

Oh...oh sh...OH NONONO
HAHAHAHAHA
>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
LMFAO SHITCAGO

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Don't fuck with the trucker gang unless you want the wheels.

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HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY
THE CUBS ARE DONE AND THEIR FANS ARE GAY

I'd rather e-celebs than constant tripfag fellatio

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I name the photo zack-hample and post it

Cuhhhringe!

Hello, Genny, I would like to discuss the Chicago Cubs and their dwindling odds of postseason contention.

Scuba kekk scuba!!!

Welcome to the basement, where curses are real.

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Hello, user. The Cubs' bullpen is in shambles, and since they have no money and no prospects, they must trade Schwarber to the AL where he will be more relevant. Even then, the NL is highly competitive, especially the central, so there is not much room for error, which the Cubs have already made plenty.

Can you be a tripfag so I can filter you

*responds to BAJP*
"We're not reddit lol*

2019 gt performance

this guy

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Yoan Moncada leads baseball in wRC+ and it's not even close.

Cringe

reddit cringe spotted!

Jesse Rodgers announced on ESPN 1000 that Car Edwards Jr. has been optioned to AAA. Mike Montgomery is on the injured list.

It's one week in you fucking mong.

There aren’t any Dominican starters for the braves

Who's got the thread today? We opening weekend now boys!

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GO CUSBB GO

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jsonline.com/story/sports/mlb/brewers/2019/04/06/giant-l-flag-made-its-second-appearance-brewers-cubs-game/3385349002/

>come back from my vacation
>red sock still suck

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It'll be nice when the Pirates get to stop facing the Reds offense and analysts can stop slobbering over that overrated pitching staff of theirs.

jesus, is anyone allowed to have fun anymore? the crowd went wild when he unfurled it. of all places in MIL too, where they are constantly dealing with faggot lifelongs coming up to their park on weekends

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>is anyone allowed to have fun anymore
no, especially not if you insult the league's darling child.
>of all places in MIL too
MIL hates the cusb more than the Whos, and no lifelongs were there anymore since it was 8-0, 13-5, and they all had to drive home late

padres @ cardinals round 2

>block some of the most expensive seats in the stadium
>wtf why was it banned

where is the draft user?

>ass hurt 1-6 lifelong detected

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implying any sane person will care when they see what it is, also the one from last night was in the cheapest seats possible and were unoccupied
kys yourself lifelong

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>“We brought it in a backpack the first time, and they didn’t care,” Ryan said. “We brought it in a second time, we did the same thing. They said people complained, so the security guard didn’t let us in with it.”

>A Brewers spokesman at the time said the decision was to prevent a back-and-forth between Cubs and Brewers fans bringing increasingly larger and potentially more dangerous props into the stadium.

>RELATED: The Brewers and Cubs play for the first time since the 2018 tie-breaker, and fans are definitely trolling each other

>Ryan had a different plan this time around: Saran wrap: “This time, I just put (the flag) around me and I Saran-wrapped it to make it as tight as possible,” Ryan said. “Then I just put on a bigger sweatshirt.”

>Ryan got through the doors with nobody stopping him. But there would be security personnel tracking him down later.
No more 'L' flag?

>Friday night might have been the last time Ryan’s flag is spotted at Miller Park.

>According to Ryan, who is planning to attend games on Saturday and Sunday, security informed him after the game that the flag would be confiscated and he would be arrested for trespassing if he was caught with it at a future game.

God Bless you "big flag man" for offending the biggest fags in baseball.

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i dont even watch the national league i watch the major league

Sox-Mariners

this desu. its basically dodgers vs the major league at this point

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>Bustalito
oh boy, no thanks

His mechanics seem to have improved. His arm isn!t flailing as much after the throw it seems. It's more controlled.

I definitely agree with coop that it takes time, but just nothing seemed to stick last year. how's the velocity? still shit?

Say hello to your 2019 MVP

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>1 week

More or less.

Seeing as how he just gave up another run, I'm not sure anymore. I thought his last start was the beginning of something better.

Same shit, different year.

Oh no no

Do the Tigers secretly have a really good fan base? That stadium is filled to watch two shitty teams.

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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reds aren't good again are they

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>mest

And here I was so proud of my Iglesias fantasy pick for big time saves, yet the Resd are simply incapable of getting to the 9th with a lead

sorry sir

What round did you get him in?

Will the Phillies ever score less than five runs in a game again?

sorry

I messed up...

I don't notice because I'm on /mlb/ posting >cusb

>some of the most expensive seats
what are you retarded? you just have to buy food from tgi fridays. those seats are cheaper than most but you they make you leave after you're done eating

eat dick gnats

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Right now, faggot.

KEK LILLIES

Philthy KEK Philthy

>mustang

You must be fresh out of the Navy.

lel twins showing phillies how easy it is to play at their ballpark

Gas the nog closer on the reds

wtf phillies only score 2 runs???????

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yay daddies helping the cubbies out

Cardinals defense lol

ELITE

ANDREW MILLER LOL

>almost every team is having a game of thrones bobblehead night

why?

The last season of Game of Thrones is a monumental occasion for Hollywood and therefore the United States, fellow goyim

we gotta have the zoomers like baseball!

Tommy Pham has reached base in 40 straight games

Tommy Phag has reached for 40 dicks today

the cusb have lost 40 straight games

The Cubs have reached for 40 straight dicks today

I cringed when I saw they signed him

The Cubs will never win another game

lmao wait is this true?

Cubs don't play straight games

poo darshit has given up 40 straight home runs

wow boystown has some very dedicated fans

Some of the projection systems didn't really like the Cubs and their fans just dismissed it. Their jew GM has really fucked them.

Cubs will win 84 games at their very maximum ceiling.

>lifelongers are retards
Interesting

I remember when PECOTA projections came out showing the Cubs finishing in last with 79 wins. Chicago sports media mocked the model for a week straight without ever discussing why an objective model might show them regressing.

Should MLB increase the number of games in a season to 200?

post yfw cusb

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And you're surprised by that?

They used to schedule 170+ out in the old Western and Pacific Coast Leagues.

Great post, even better conversation
Many happy returns

The perfect number of games for the MLB is 100 games and the wildcard should be a best of 3.

>not being able to play the Worlds Eries because of shitty late November weather
No thanks

they're giving away some pretty fucking sexy soccer jerseys at a game this year

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There should be no wildcard at all

if anything, they should reduce the regular season to around 145 games.

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>Mariners have won 80% of their games
130-32 season incoming

Stop trying to take away baseball games from me you uncivilized ass licker.

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No plans tonight. Just a six pack I'm going to enjoy while watching the Cubs get spanked by the Brewers again.

>wanting the eries to be in late october/early November

If you want more baseball, watch the based NPB in conjunction with the MLB.

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>CUSB

twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1114575483339988994

fuck i want to buy one of these

Quit drinking beer

>niggers and spics involved
they should be contained in chicago and not allowed to leave

How do we stop the Los Angeles Trout?

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I thought they werent supposed to be good yet /mlb/?

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>nip balI was right about you being uncivililized. I'll bet you're really an asslicker, too.

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is that cusb fans beating other cusb fans?

Give all of your energy to the Mariners

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>cubs
>beating anything

Walk him. There are literally no other major leaguers on the team.

FUCK YEAH MARINERS
HANIGER THE HANIGOAT
HEALY THE HEALER
LEAKEY FAUCET
BADMAN BECKHAM
and the rest of the boys getting it done!

On a side note, if any M's bros see this; have you been to Twin Peaks in Southcenter? That place has some awesome chicken and waffles aside from the view and all of the TVs. It was a great time watching there this afternoon.

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Bribe your teams groundkeeper a lot of money to install a strategically placed, fake, sprinkler head in center near wherever his tendencies lead him. This of course gives a chance for your center fielder to be injured, but lets be real, sacrificing your CF for getting rid of Trout is worth it.
We know Trout has already punched his ticket to the HOF as long as he plays in a 10th season, so he'll just be a mortal man after his leg explodes after hitting that sprinkler head at 20mph sprint.
Then tell the groundskeeper to remove the fake sprinkler. Conspiracy complete.

>tfw you see all the other teams having fun and good times and you just watch your team intentionally be bad every night just out of spite

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Reported to Manfred

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you can find them for cheap on ebay

all great ideas.

except

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You were right.

>rags

>Nor will the Brewers stay in the top.
The Brewers had the best record in the NL last year too, no reason to think their start is a fluke

How many times can Chicago lose in one day?

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4

yankees v orioles gamethread niggas

It'll be one of those days where its 3. Feels bad.

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What's the maximum?

I think the hawks will win
theyre playing better now that theyre eliminated

Just a matter of time desu

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nice, will do
fuck, but not surprised

>Houston loses to Boston in the WC

There's a wild card for 4th place in the division now?

I mean they have to win more than 70 games this year first

You guys are right, they'll lose to the Yankees in the WC

Neither the yankees nor the sox will make the post season honey

CHC @ MLW

better not make me laugh at you cubs

>cusb

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based

I am from the future

AL WEST: Seattle Mariners
AL CENTRAL: Minnesota Twins
AL EAST: Tampa Bay Rays
AL WC1: Houston Astros
AL WC2: Cleveland Indians

NL WEST: LA Dodgers
NL CENTRAL: Milwaukee Brewers
NL EAST: Philadelphia Phillies
NL WC1: NY Mets
NL WC2: SD Padres

>Cleveland Indians

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Might be the easiest run for the astros desu

Crazy right? Who would have thought that the Red Sox and Yankees end 3 and 1 games from the last wild card spot respectively

>losedians
Astros win lol

>phillies

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wp, Trout. see you and your team tomorrow.

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>fish down already

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Why aren't there more affiliated minor league teams in the midwest? The void has been filled with independent ball.

>Memeiners

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So who memes harder in the Eeries the Memeiners or the Brew Crew?

left coast faggots will always meme harder

BESTCOAST

no one memes harder than centralbros

Everyone memes harder than central bros

Doyers @ Rox Thread

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Swanson really starting to play like a #1 pick

Based centralbros

Central is not based ignore that

So which run is better?
Degrom right now or Arrieta in 2015?

DeGrom

Based Centralbro

Springer Dinger

Based Central broship serving up Ls all day

kys you cubes faggot

>tfw M's should be 10-0

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Based Centralbros

White Sox select Red Eyes Black Dragon and DFA Ching Lin

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And the astros are back

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You're autistic

Thank you

>oakland is just dangerous, youll probably be culturally enriched on the train to the game
Oakland crime is overrated and BART on A's game nights is based and safe. Caltrain for Giants games is better though because you can drink on those trains so everyone is pregaming and it's loud as fuck.

From what I can tell A's fans don't go to games mostly because there's nothing to do around the ballpark before or after games (besides tailgating). Safety's not the issue.

Sport bike or easy rider?

Choo Choo Motherfuckers

>tfw not a old ass boomer
feelsgoodman

Explain to me RIGHT NOW why your team has less wins than the Mariners

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STROS!

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The Mariners have played more games.

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That cat looks like the average Seattle male

Small sample sizes

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>living in a shit tier part of the country

true, midwest teams are at a disadvantage but its still not an excuse

Reminder don't post dodger hos or you will lose the world series....... again

your life is a disadvantage

Gotim

>raiders fans will clog up BART and go wild every sunday for a raiders home game
>coliseum is always packed on sundays
>A’s play in literally the exact same stadium
>oh, w-well, theres nothing to do by the coliseum, its not their fault

Nah, fuck off

gg a's see ya tomorrow

what a sad individual you are

Didn't Barves get swept by the Phils? Like, bitch slapped by the Phils?

thank you

12up.com/posts/6337764-study-shows-mlb-baseballs-are-still-juiced-and-that-s-a-good-thing

You're welcome. Anytime you need a reminder just let me know. I'm hoping you put a bullet in your head before you ask me for a reminder next time though.

so angry and sad!

I hope you have a great day tomorrow. Go Astros!

takes one to know one

I hope you die tomorrow. Go Rangers!

DODGERS ARE WINNING THE WORLD SERIES AND ANYONE WHO DOUBTS THIS IS FAKE AND GAY

I've been thinking about following a second team as of late, but one from from the NL.
Any suggestions? (cubs need not apply)

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i probably won't die anytime soon, GO STROS!
i guess the rangers can't stop Trout

Please post her every day.

I don't like it when you say things like that!

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Probably won't but hopefully will. I seriously am putting all of my mental energy into wishing you or a member of your family dies between tonight and tomorrow. I would give up my left arm just to see someone close to you die and it drives you so crazy that you take your own life. I'm praying right now you die as I type.

youtube.com/watch?v=tWnV45BXMCE

>Houspie is now false flagging

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fuck yeah marlins homer

Probably cards

But user the astros own /mlb/

I get what you're saying but Raidurr fans are next level freaks anyway, and NFL teams only have 8 home games instead of 81 so they'll fill the parking lot and grill all Sunday every time. And nothing to do in that area is why the A's made that Treehouse thing to hang out in.

>youtube
I knew you were a fag all along

Thank you. So when do the rangers win a world series? would be a shame if the mariners beat you to it.

where my MILB bros at?

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Funny enough my top three were Brewers, Braves and Cards.
I hear the Cardinals have nice grass. I'll watch a few games to see if its really all that great.

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not sure why your parents didn't abort you. at least you're still a candidate for being murdered by them.

>my top three
stopped reading there

Don't think they're murdering me. What's with your obsession with murder? i guess it's the rage of being a rangers fan

Why aren't you guys in the Cubs gamethread? It's a good game

because the cubs suck

Again, I'm hoping you die because you deserve it. Murder is the quickest and most painless vehicle to your demise. Seriously, I hope you do.

Because it's a Cubs gamethread

No i don't think so. Have a good day, and don't let Trout make you seethe, it'll get better.

Exactly this

>NL gamethreads

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>Cubs

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WOOOOOOOOOOOO MARLINS WINNNNNNNNNNN

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omg wtf is your problem??

Mad at the Cubs and the superior gameplay of the NL.

And it was indeed 3. I need to go to bed. Feels so bad.

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How the odds for the sixers that low? the bulls are complete ass.

How does one be a Chicago fan when every team sucks shit?

>phoneposting

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It's truly soul crushing.

constantly remind yourself and others of the good old days

>chicago: don't forget you're here forever

I already turned off my computer and am just laying in bed in my dark room with my phone about to go to sleep. I can't take this day anymore.

Imagine living in chicago, well at least you have decent pizza

on the bright side, at least the hawks season is finally over right

Do you have someone close to slowly but gently put your pillow over your nose and mouth to smother you to death? If not I'm available, just post directions. Thanks.

You keep telling yourself "Zion is coming, Zion is coming" and rock back and forth until you knock out

And the bulls like 5 months ago

I'll be laughing if he somehow ends up in cleveland

It's okay chiraq you still have the doink bears doink.

Jokes on you, we already booted Parkey off the team.

>we

Not before you booted something else

I hope Blewit doesn't blow it

Did he hit the uprights on the way out?

twice

this is insanity

>tfw >we used to be AAA
>now play in Class A Short Season

doin us dirty....ungrateful....

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FUCK YEAH AQUASOX
I got a really nice polo from for work from them.

FLY THE W

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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if you dont like the cubs but you do like birbs then the cardinals seem like the most natural fit desu

HANDS
TOUCHING HANDS
TOUCHING ME
TOUCHING YOU

to be fair short A probably sees better players than AAA at this point. the real studs usually go to the majors from AA

SWEEEEEET CAROLINE!!!!!!!!!

i'll venmo one of you twenty bux to strangle me in my sleep

But the Reds will be good this year.

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Leaves Miller Park in Chaos and Confusion, Again.

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the offense will be, for sure, right? i mean, it's not like we'd start the season bottom five in hitting and top five in pitching, right?

lmao

We shall see. Have a bird.

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>cusb

well my brewgods lost but at least one of my central bros got a win out of it

>cusb

>Red Sox have players running their mouths about the MLB and "muh racism"
>keeps getting absolutely annihilated

Are they gonna be the worst reigning champs ever?

based...based centralbros

Central broship runs the genny

SWEEEEET Central bros
A Cubs win never felt so good

>Chicago Runs /mlb/
Fixed, broships are for little girls, babies, and men who just got their ears ripped off.

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The Marlins went 54–108 after winning the WC in 1997.
Gonna be hard to beat, but possible.

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Based Centralbro

omigosh based centrie!

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>cusb

Rockies should fold lol

SWEEEEEET CARROLIIIIINE

BAH BAH BAHH!

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>cusb >cusb >cusb!!

sorry sir

>

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DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
red sox
LOSE

Lol. Mike Trout got all that money and he isn't even the best player in LA.

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what the fuck? do you actually believe that?

You must be retarded.

what the fuck?

Cubs win, time for some comfy evening music.
youtube.com/watch?v=6g4dkBF5anU

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die

oh you can die now asshole

anytime you want to die I'm here... no appointment needed...ashole

absolute madman

Only if you get comfy, which you never will.
youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

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I think there's an error on the MLB website
It says that the RED SOX, the World Series winners, and best team in baseball, lost a series to the Arizona Diamonbacks. The Diamondbacks missed the playoffs last year and sold off most of their good players, and they gave up 34 runs to the Dodgers (Who the Red Sox beat in the WS). However, they even show one game giving up 15 runs. This has to wrong, they must have swapped it; they must be 8-2, they just cannot be 2-8. THIS JUST CAN'T BE TRUE!

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oh just die already

Got win the Crosstown Cup back.

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It's bad but at least they aren't the dodgers

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>looking up astudillos stats for the first time

wait what

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why don't you die?

Who?

Rookie of the year bro. I'd bet money on it.

jealous angles fans seething

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i wouldnt bet against it but like it doesnt make any sense like i actually dont understand what is happening

im literally screaming rn
i cant i just cant

twinsies make ya seeth?

this but unironically, hes clearly hitting the ball a lot and its not a fluke, but he doesnt hit it hard, but hes not getting crazy lucky with BABIP and hes also not hitting it out of the park so hes mind controlling it out of the fielders way?

aaaaa
i just
i cant

cusb literally doubled their win total tonight and brewers literally doubled their losses.

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I called the boo croo

omigosh

i see the houston autist is here

here comes the autistros

im literally shaking rn the prospect was so good

mood im going to need a lot of self care after seeing that prospect tonight vibes

I haven't seen a houspie-like post in a while. Where is he?

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Yea Forumsstros

>Philadelphia Phillies

gigantic yikes right there

housepie has been tagged!

Houston has set my blood to boil

Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

gigantic faggot poster right here

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kill this man!

Keep believing that you sock with sandals wearing faggot.

Someone sock this guy in the mouth for me

getting your doxx

>cusb

this is an outrage

the concentrated autism of this general will destroy the world one day

Cubs are shit, post butt songs

youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

the jenny has autism!

baseball should not be played in March or October. there is no counterargument

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counterargue my ass faggot

A reminder that this was a a home game for the Brewers.
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October playoff baseball is iconic you fag. The real travesty is playing World Series games in November.

Hey sup

hi, team?

lets go gaysies!

yes fuck these retarded feminine busy bodys trying to change a sport they obviously dont even like

No I'm Jack not Team retard.

sorry I'm sorry

a reminder that the brewers are in the NL because their owner was literally the commissioner

>an okkei meme
Get the FUCK out, Canada

This is /mlb/
youtube.com/watch?v=xMBzJleeOno

hi houspie

ain't no one here concentrating, mang

Hey
I like the Mariners
thats all

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based /mlb/ shocks the world

absolutely based hoodie

cringe antifa poster

hey houspie, I don't feel like making the thread... get on it like the obedient little dog you are

>cusb

>associating a team with /pol/
C R I N G E

Cringe

brewgods own ya

New thread after a few non Autistiro posts

the brewies own ya

NEW before thread wars

...

based
HAHA GET FUCKED AUTIST
based

>bleacher report
definitely kill yourself

Good job Houspie, you just started a thread war.

Pick either of these

New bread when

>all caps /MLB/
cringe. it's definitely not this one.

wow

Shan't...

Hmm... Hmm...

Give me some time... I'll solve the mystery

Someone gonna make a new or do I have to do it

Pick either of these threads before houspie starts samefaging his.

make it

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

He already got his obligatory phone post out of the way

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Just got here, hold on I'll make a thread

Good idea /mlb/ shall dominate Yea Forums

Based, I'll post in it

do it

do it

New when

Old thread

Back up thread in case the old thread dies

Don't use the other thread

but is trash

Houspie has been sighted!

Copy that. Disengaging autism!

The sun sets on another golden age edition of /mlb/... but the sun most also always rise. It's been a pleasture gentlemen.

Here we go, let's start something bigger than ourselves

Let's grow to meet our true potential

The time has come for /mlbg/

This is Genesis

>Wojack
And this is where you lose the support of baseball and anime.

Look at this boy

Look at him and laugh

Laugh all you want, you won't get far without support of the anime alliance.

is anyone going to make a thread or not

Nah.

Last of Rags.

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