/hoc/

Next time someone makes a /hoc/ there better be fucking cats in it

What happened to Lundpads? Does he even play anymore

Finna blow it

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>91891071
>please pay attention to me

>theodore

It's the New York Times box
My buddy works there

>Teds

Gonna get raped first round

They are showcasing George to dump him at the draft

Here lad

>be American hockey team
>get in shootout

>>randy
Boiling

>91891089
Seething

>Lenny from Manhattan

Absolutely KEK and REKTpilled

Where the fuck is Randy Bobandy?

user you upvote by saying based

He frigged off

Oy vey a memeout

memeout time

memeout time boys

Panarin dabbed on you hoc

GARY SAID LET THEM SHOOT OUT

teds still have a chance to ice the habs permanently

NO NOT ANOTHER ONE OF GARY'S LITTLE MINIGAMES FUCK OFF

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>91891119

Someone told him to fuck off

Eliminating the hasbs in a shootout

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>shootout
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH THE SUSPENSE LADS

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THATS MAREK MALIK'S MUSIC

youtu.be/60kFxYPRvzc

C'mon bob

Jesus christ

>91891158
>Every Leaf is the same person
This is beyond Sam levels of schizo LOL

For the record, I'm always mad

All Teds report in before the shootout, stay strong.

Based

>shittenkirk

>shittenkirk

sam probably takes his meds once in a while, this guy is undiagnosed

Holding my breath lads (and my dick of course)

Bread bread bread

CAM ON QTS
MAKE THA FUCKIN PLOFFS

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CMON BOB

Based bread man

BASED

BREAD FOR TED

VICTORY SCREEEEECH

>rags

>frogs

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

Ayyyyyyy

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BLUEJACKETS PLAYOFFS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>rags

WE DID IT LADS

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nuhl is lame

>rags

>rags
>frogtreal

Without Panarin and Bob this team is absolute dogshit.

I'm happy for Torts
...and Ted

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NO

>RAGS
>CANTNADIENS

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

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enjoy the LGBTning, teds

*ahem*

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FUCKING TEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>posts an actual ayy lmao
>nobody will notice and give me shit for these plastic creeps if I just call everyone an ayy and muddy the waters

WE DID IT BOYS

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we did it reddit

>depending on the rags to do anything right

FIRE

WE DID IT LADS LETS SWEEP THE LIGHTNING/CRAPS

Naaaaayyyyy

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curling is on. watch this shot:

youtube.com/watch?v=TkziWE79Wto

gross

ha ha remember that time you sad fucks tried to say that that was a canes fan even though they hadn't even been mentioned in that thread
I remember

>rags
congrats Teds, but you guys are going to get destroyed in the first round

HERE WE GO JACKETS HERE WE GO
BANG BANG

Let's get ready to FREEWAY RUMBLE

>it's "in" to larp as a fat fucking incel pot head from the flyover capital of flyover state ohio
Rough week for /hoc/

who /lifelongted/ here

The last time I had sex was on long beach tofino at midnight in 2014 with a 22 year old Quebec girl. Thinking of going back

Is curling for everyone though?

Oh look the jackets clinched and their fans arent acting like a bunch of asspained children.

Stop, no one likes these things.

TEDS TEDS TEDS

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>a woman having sexual relations with a minor

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>haha remember when you thought about the canes I like the canes u r so mad XD u hate careolina ? Why ure so mad ???

>rags barely try, practically wanted the game to end however who the fuck cares
>Teds 2 players that are leaving win game for them, send them to ploffs
Very classy.

Would pump and dump all of them ngl

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FUCKING LETS GOOOOOOOOOO Xs ALL AROUND BOYS

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91891271 is boiling

Fucking stop.

They are too fucked up off oxy to type

>91891301
these are getting increasingly grim

Leafs are Canada's team indeed!

>their fans arent acting like a bunch of asspained children
*big think*

stop talking about the canes we just won the nhl

The blues are canadas team.

the laffs and scumtreal game tomorrow would have been peak /hoc/. but >rags

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>grim
>seething
>cope
>boiling
>based
>redpilled
>cringe
>reddit
>imagine

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>matchup for >my team could be one of like three different teams
>decided by like three different games that all happen tomorrow at the exact same time
thanks, gary

they were in the playoffs just last year lmfao. the canes havent been for an entire decade

Incoming ted cocks, I can feel them coming like an old man can sense a rain storm

just took my evening toronto. had to flush twice and light a candle.

Can’t wait to CRUSH tampon gay

>we just won the nhl
Getting ahead of yourself there, lad.

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IN THE EEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD AS YOU FADE INTO THE NIGHT
WHO WILL TEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE

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Yikes

thinking about the Big Cat

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Stay tuned!

Me tonight

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that's gonna be a cringe from me, lad

hahaha your gay team is losing in the first round

happy hasbs elimination day lads

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>all the games tomorrow are meaningless now

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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUIDE TO COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND
CURE THESE SENSATIONS MAKE ME FEEL THE PLEASURES OF A NORMAL MAN

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Cbus here, getting drunk tonight!

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE

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Fucking based ted schlong

is that precum

Nah, the Central still has to fight over who wants 1st in the division the least.

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LETS FUCKING GOOOO BOYS

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>dullass / chiraq
>kangz / analslime
what did I do to deserve this shit?

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Only two playoff matches have been set. Wildcards and the Central are up for grabs still

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>all this excitement for a team thats going to get swept in the first round

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damn, ted is packing.

suck my pussy faggots

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Finna absolutely HEEM on this cock poster

Ted runs /hoc/

>implying there’s a single playoff team, east or west that wouldn’t btfo the lgbtning in round 1

we really were big coc hoc

damn ohio got some BIG dick motherfuckers

t. homosexual

Anybody else gonna celebrate their team making playoffs by doing some drunk driving? That's old time hockey

for real wtf

Who is this qt?

gonna diddle my daughter's friends at their sleepover

Where the fuck is k*****s

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whitney from worthington

I wish sean was here to see this

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I don't give a fuck who the Jets play round one or what seed they end up. Series goes to 6 games it's still 3 home 3 away. You're guaranteed 2 Home 2 away.
Livin la Vida Samma tonight lads

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Shut up Kippers

Damn I had no idea Ted and kips we’re together

Ted sure is gay isn't he?

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He has all these dick pics saved on his phone. That's some serious gayness if you ask me

you mean the guy from pittsburgh or boston larping as Ted?

Can we keep the meme of the Central winner going down in round 1 alive? (Especially now that Pedosota is out)

sudden urge to suck some dick

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kippers looks like THAT?

all we know for certain is that it has a penis and is asian

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Hockey is for EVERYONE

No it isn't

Hockey is for CANADIANS

Y-You still there Ted..?

tried to hide all the cocks but accidently reverse image searched one
thanks ted

y'all forgot about Flames Neal didn't ya

XD

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lots of good ol' nadian boys on that there squad I tell ya

>tfw you’re the bad guy even against the Jackets

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Weeb faggots are always the bad guys. Kill yourself, human garbage.

What the fuck do we pay these jannies for clean the fucking cocks up

this

couch's challenge
>hopeless

without makeup and fake hair that thing would be a 3/10

the moderation webm of the morbidly obese guy talking about "cunny" and playing vidya in his bed, will usually summon them

if you've noticed the quality of /hoc/ has been shitty lately it's because I've been gone but don't worry I'm back now. I said I'd be back for the playoffs and I'm here a smidge early so lucky you

post yfw you realize you only have one reaction image

oh no no no, not another /hoc/ conspiracy

/cric/ runs Yea Forums

Reminder that Jake Guentzel has 12 goals this year that werent assisted by Sidney Crosby.

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i literally dont care

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Why would you respond then? Unless you DO care.

yeah thats the one

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I'm going to say the N word

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>n word dubs

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Nards

Leafs are shit doodoo faggot team bros.

bracket user where you @ homie

What do the janitors get paid again? Why aren't they cleaning this thread up?

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Accurate post

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>I think the islanders scare everybody
analslime color guy clearly doesn't watch any eastern games

IT ME MEATY

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They do it for free.
Honestly if I could bet against a single team winning the cup it would be the islanders. They are so fluky its incredible. Shouldnt even be a playoff team.

She only wants a hug. Come on user, its nice and humid inside meaty

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My mexican friend is telling me there’s too many fucking chinese in toronto kek

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For free? You tell me these janitors do their job for no compensation?

>les frogitants du frogreal frogbec

I wonder what it was about the French-Canadian province's only hockey team that caused them to so easily and carelessly surrender their playoff spot to a team from an area that had been primarily settled by individuals of German descent. Perhaps hockey simply isn't viable in Montreal; after all, we've already seen one hockey team fold in Quebec.

>fold
they relocated

If I had buttman's job, I'd relocate the snes to kansas city and relegate the oilers

>rags

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Perma-ban Ohio when?

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Ohio rules the country lad. You can't stop us.

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ha ha more like PARMA-ban wooooo

im nervous on who >we face desu

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Lel

big ups to the canes for clinchin that mo fucker for the 1st time in a decade

yes hello

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I can’t wait for the Vegas pre-game shows!

It's been... nine years...

you know I would be down for a canes isles series. Two good crowds regardless and lots of fun hockey possible. but we need the >rags to do their part

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give me a (you)

WHOAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>but we need the >rags to do their part
Nevermind, canceling my plans.

Hmmmmm

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only if you return the favour. if i dont get a (You) back i will redact this post via deletion

kek leastern conference is such trash

high as FUCK off of VAPED WEED

Poor Montreal...

Doesn't matter you'll lose

said no one ever

How buttblasted would all of Canada be if this were ever theoretically how the playoffs turned out?

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Hey hoc who's your favorite team and why

>glass has scored twice in his first ahl game
based desu

Wholeheartedly approve of this outcome.

Avs
Closest team to my state

Which elimination day are you looking forward to most, /hoc/

knights
hockey in the desert is funny to me

Hurricanes
They're >my state's team

>eastern conference is such trash
>5 of the top 6 teams are in the eastern conference
>montreal has more points than 3 western teams that made the playoffs

Sorry bud, but if any conference is a dumpster fire, it's the west this season.

>laffs

>laffs
of course

caps
home team

thank you very much I'm a man of my word no foolin'

respectfully, I'm going to have to go with the teds this year

The last Canadian team standing.

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@91892374
5 of the 6 worst teams are leastern teams BUD, your top teams just pointpad against them

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>5 of the 6 current dumpster fires are in the leastern conference
just going to ignore that, huh?

/beav/!

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Flames
from southern Alberta

Lol, its the loser points faggot again

can't give a darn about the west desu
simple as

dumpster fires in the east look worse because they have to play the better teams in the east more often

Fucking >rags

golden knights
lived in las vegas for my whole life until i moved a year ago

Edmonton and Anaheim aren't in the east....

Canes
Don't have a home team (closest to where I live is the preds but fuck the preds), caught a game while I was visiting family in NC last October and Aho pretty much instantly won me over. Watched a lot of other games with a lot of other teams for a few weeks but eventually I gravitated back towards the Canes and with things like Mrazek slowly going from shit to based and that godlike Nino trade it's been a fun season.

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I genuinely never thought of it that way.

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>leastern cucks already SEETHING over facts

>and Aho pretty much instantly won me over
based hockey elf

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Methbridge?

Predators

Leafs. Been watching them since I was a kid since they were my dad's favorite team.

Only Edmonton is actually a dumpster fire

Laffs then Relocanes and then probably Jets

Avs
Born and raised in Denver

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>make up an argument
>declare myself the winner
simple as :^)

>Only Edmonton is actually a dumpster fire
>Anaheim would be at the bottom without Gibson
>forgetting the Kings and their epic failure better known as this season

where my fellow teds at?
youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

>His team isn't his dad's team
Anyone else like this?

Business idea: open season on anyone doing a fortnight dance in the stands

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Remember when Kovalchuk thought he was signing with a Cup contender?

Ted 7 reporting in with cock in hand.

my dad didn't care about sports outside of college basketball

I guess I'd still be a UKfag if I still kept up with it, I dunno.

Crowsnest Pass area

My uncle is from there. It’s very scenic. He’s a Chadnucks fan though

Faggot

>if I removed a key element from the team they would be worse
Genius

Oh cool. Was just in Fernie in January.

Ted here cocked and loaded

my dad is older than the nhl expansion era and only grew up with the o6. he likes the canucks now but grew up as a habs fan.

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Shannon is that you?

ngl, that place looks pretty fucking cool

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i thought his old man liked the ruins?

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baste duckposter friend

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no m8, he likes the ruins in spite of his dad

Yeah, that was pretty funny.
>all top forwards not named Toffoli are over 30
>contenders

interesting, most people around here are flames fans. is he from Vancouver originally?

jesus christ grandpa if your dad is O6 what does that make you

My dad watches hockey and loves sports but he’s really weird and doesn’t really “have” a team. Not that he’s a bandwagoner, complete opposite. He doesn’t seem to have any vested interest in if a team wins or loses. I suppose he supports the local team because he watches their games but you talk to him and you’d think he works for the league or something and isn’t allowed to show bias.

satan wouldn't lie

No he’s from England, he lived on Salt Spring Island when he was younger though

hey hoc
anyone want to know anything about cricket?
ama

>but you talk to him and you’d think he works for the league or something and isn’t allowed to show bias
lol

the canucks arent even 50 years old. is your dad some turbozoomer?

He literally only liked the Ruins cause some goaler got traded to them lmao

Yes why are /cric/ posters so shit?

thanks user, saved

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Key element? If it weren't for Gibson, they would have hit rock bottom, instead of being just pure trash. Calling him a key element is putting it mildly.

when is the next cosco cup

Hard pass

every general have their bad eggs
majority of us are pretty based
just like you lads

Why do you allow Indians?

@91892691
Does a master want to know anything about his slaves?

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Is there such a thing as a good hockey video game

I posit the answer is "no."

just too many of them man, we don't have the man power to stop them

Thoughts on the Christchurch incident? Approve / disapprove?

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>He doesn’t casually waste 7 hours in a day on Be A Gm
>He hasn’t played through an entire 20 year Be a Pro career playing every single game and winning the cup at LEAST 14 times

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nice! I went salmon fishing around there a few years back. beautiful area

Have you tried playing on ice

i dont approve of pol faggots shooting up churches of any kind tbqh

its full of faggy hippies who hate "outsiders"

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big fan of ice cricket, hasnt taken off down here unfortunately
its on my bucket list

>churches
It specifically wasn't a church, though.

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ama is over lads
gotta go to the olds mans bday

take care

I don't think you should stay here, friend. You wouldn't fit in.

Fucking >rags you had 1 job
Based (you)

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Why does she get posted here so much?

Anybody want to meet at club regent and burn one? I got you just gotta bring papers

what happened? Did the >rags unrag?

I went to sleep, but turns out it was a nap.

Not really. Maybe some of the other Gulf Islands like Mayne or Saturna, but Salt Spring now is almost entirely cottages for upper class people with homes in Victoria/The Lower Mainland and hipster restaurants/Knick Knack stores

What's the original video of this?

>Fucking >rags you had 1 job
As if it could've gone any other way.

>Anybody want to meet at club regent
Is this the new "meet me at the Spike?"

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I'd rather play something like NBA Jam but with a sport I actually like

>Is this the new "meet me at the Spike?"

>google it
>it's a casino in Winnipeg
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

is Sam still a regular here? I haven't been on /hoc/ for a while

I expected nothing yet I'm still disappointed

>2INT

I guess that's an accurate description of any fan of the kongs or ducks

most of those cottages are on bowen/galiano. those gulf islands are full of hippies.

no idea m8

Yep. He writes run-on diatribes for three or four whole lines without stopping and calls people shit like "son of a dog" now.
Wish he would get help. Or at least lay off the sauce. He was downright personable during the few days that he told us he was sober.

tomorrow is going to be the last full day of hockey for several months. once the ploffs start it will only be a few games a day.

what's up duck dude? who are you bandwagoning in the playoffs this year?

I think I know who...
He's leaning toward a few teams from around where he grew up, but deep down, he loves >us.

So lads, which team shall you be rooting for if
>your team
Gets eliminated

St Louis Blues because I love a good underdog story

blose or islels

If you can work 8 hours a day and get a workout in, get your 4-6 hours of sleep. There's really nothing wrong with drinking the other 8-10 hours.

blues or sharks, if they're still in

So what, the games are way more meaningful and exciting

>get your 4-6 hours of sleep
For me, it's at least 8.5 and sometimes up to 13 if nothing is going on.

>There's really nothing wrong with drinking the other 8-10 hours
You have a spare liver or something?

flames

Can’t believe we’re already at the end of the season desu

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governments/organizations use sleep deprivation as a form of torture. you really should get a full 8 hours.

In order of favoritism
East
>canes
>isles
>bruins
>pens
>caps
>jackets
>laffs
>bolts

West
>Knights
>Flams
>Preds
>Stars
>Blues
>Avs
>Shorks
>Jets

I basically slept for 24 hours when I came back from Europe

bretty gud desu

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Right on! I was at Fernie a couple weeks ago. Do you snowboard or ski?

1. Whichever team is playing against the team that eliminated >us
2. Vegas
3. Nashville
4. San Jose
5. NY Islanders
6. maaaaaybe Calgary, we'll see how I feel
7. ... Boston?

>t. Canes

Breaking news: fat faggot that trips but still goes by x - "user", had sex with an underage girl that grew up into an adult the size of three women, cheers for the boomerest sunbelt team possible, has no concept of timezones or image editing or formatting or NHL scheduling procedures; hates the Jets.
The best NHL team . He hates hockey because he's a filthy fucking mutt and his whore mother maybe shouldve bought him skates and one of those hard to eat out of kibble bowls instead of Microsoft Paint 1997 deluxe suite

the Carolina Hurricanes are going to win the Stanley Cup this year and there's nothing you queers can do to stop it

Go to bed, Sam.

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get help sam, seriously

To what do >we owe this vote of confidence?

Ski

SAM'S A FAG-GOT
*clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*

big if true

Local leaf loses mind and sperts out on hockey board

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Yea I got 11 more "help" in the fridge I'm gonna be here all fucking night.
GO JETS GO

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Well done, user. Congratulations on clinching.
Hope >your shitposts go all the way this year.

So another normal day on /hoc/?

Rod Brind'Amour 2bh

Based.
Good of him to finally stop throwing games in the last 2 minutes with a horrible line change like he did for the first two months of the season.

sleeping 4-6 hours a night isn't sleep deprivation

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imagine how long shannon is going to ramble on about these 3 games tonight

GO GO GO DUCKS GO GO QUACK QUACK

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it would be pretty neat desu if he and williams won cups as teammates and as coach-player.

He’ll find a way to go 35 minutes

I wish I was in Mexico getting the clap from housekeeping . Just give the jets the cup already so I can go get my venereal disease in peace

between 13 and 14 minutes imo

They read my post, they knew we knew. It's my fault.

ADORBALE

Also not everyone needs the same amount to feel rested

>born in Ottawa
>raised in BC
>French last name
Hoping >we can get a lot of disenfranchised Canadian posters to rally behind him.

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No but it’s far from ideal and you’ll be suffering negative effects

WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DONT SUCCEED

based
skiing > snowboarding

Imagine being so desperate for attention that you reply to a tripcuck.

How da fuck did Italy get 7 wins at the curling? They don't even got ice in italy

can’t imagine anything more grim

Based silfverberg giving us free chick-fil-a

yuck, have you ever walked for hours on such a rocky mountain?

if it wasnt for those reddit celebrations I would be bandwagoning the canes desu

And so I always get nostalgic with that song
But in my room its forced
It has to be in some car across the street

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Have you ever worked for 8 hours in a day?

Hiking in the rockies is comfy as fuck, actually.

PICK YOURSELF UP AND TRY AGAIN

I do it all the time

They do up in the Alps.

yes, it's wonderful

Imagine not being from the crowsnest pass area

1. The team playing against the Laffs
2. The team playing against the Shames
3. Idk maybe the Canes just for the insurmountable amount of butthurt they’d cause

Thanks for the tank help ducks
See y'all on the golf course

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have you ever made someone proud, other than the parole officer and your drug dealer?

hard to believe. Greece is a very mountainous area, I went hiking for hours on such mountains, it fucking SUCKS.

Poutsos!! What's up my friend? Who are you cheering for instead of your New Jersey Devils?

Ngl mountains are super comfy
>captcha mountains and hills

You're a fucking pussy

nobody cares tripnigger

He'd better not fucking say >my team.

We won't get eliminated, but in another timeline if we did, I'd full switch to baseball season.

He’s also a Godless commie, many such cases

good hockey I guess.

How have you been?

you're a fucking manlet.

Sorry, when you say hiking, do you mean "walking" without any backpack?

just realized easter is on 420 this year. gonna be lighting one up for jesus.

Imagine being gay

so for us it's on the 27th

thanks for the info

Teams in Order of How Much I want them to win in the playoffs:

1) Boston (>my team)
2) St. Louis
3) Calgary
4) Colorado
...
9001) >laffs

More importantly April 20 is Hitler’s birthday. It all comes full circle.

houmenta

kek, commies have been the most resilient and duirng WW2 all the guerillas were hiding on those mountains.

im gonna get stoned like jesus lad haha

>do you mean "walking" without any backpack?
Sometimes.
I live in Colorado and hiking can mean a lot of things. It can mean climbing a mountain for a day or two or just going to the mountains to walk around a trail for an hour. Usually when you go up with the intention to camp out of a backpack it's called "backpacking".

can I get a quick rundown on /hoc/-/cric/ relations?

Don't need one for a day hike, backpacking is comfy af

stupid fucking greeks OUT

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Hey.

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Huomenta pls drive down to Greece and him grease

i think they fucking ditched on the /croc/ session so who knows

Easter is on the 21st you mong 4/20 is on a Saturday

Similar to Canada USA relations in 1812

You're from CNP too? Based, What school did you go to??

Im from cranbrook

oh so there lies the misunderstanding

Because I went backpacking with the scouts as a teen, several times, walking with the burden for HOURS, shit was exhausting.

I can only accept that if you do it on a trip you scheduled for yourself, picked the location and the route as well as your time table.

Capitals because I like all the players and their brand of hockey.

It helps that fuck the Pinguinos

>Huomenta pls drive down to Greece and him grease

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I've been ok dude, I left /hoc/ for a while. I was wasting too much time here so I decided to take a break. How are things going with you man?

Who the fuck else would schedule it?

Non existent?

>cusb

Lads I’m going to the spike to talk to Sam.

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE grease
HATE armenia

ez

hes probably working his glory hole in the back right now

working currently
saving some money
thinking about someday coming to Canada or Funland and findind a pond to learn how to skate backwards and stickhandle

your team managers at the scouts?

>91893302
For me it's the braves

>he doesnt care
>still responds
Rent free

I'm 30

Based! Are you sad to see the Ice moving? I have to find a new WHL team to support now

I'm at home waiting for dad to go to bed so I can make a tinfoil pipe

i ate a ton of carls jr earlier tonight lads and i feel a gigantic Toronto growling. my stomach hurts so much right now, i can barely make it to the toilet

Waiting for a table at a restaurant I had reservations for 20 minutes ago lads

I am talking about when I was 13-14.

based and fuck seetheposterspilled

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right on Greece, good luck to you buddy

TED LEFT AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*

Yeah, went to a lot of games as a kid. moved north a few years ago I guess they've been awful for a while. miss the mountains

saving an epic post for the next thread

Edmonton and Calgary aren't super far from the mountains

reduce their tip to show your displeasure

post shannon

Super far from winning the Cup though

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You're in the wrong thread lad

SHANNNOOOONNNN!!
I NEED MY FUCKING NUMBERS

Kek

Shall be giving a (You) for dem digits

Also its sleepy time. At least >my ducks won this last game against the kongz.

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I didnt move to edmonton or calgary.

yeah the Ice have been pretty abysmal for a while but I was pretty sad to hear they were moving to Winnipeg anyway

Please don't tell me Fort Mac

Go be not white with a special user name somewhere else

lol the jets are losing to the blues

>WELCOME TO YOUR 2019 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

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'no'

Okay just tell me

no

Why do you care so much faglord

I still don't mind him. He's a good guy.

No one with a trip is a good guy

wonder who's behind this post (faggot tripcuck)

Clagary no

Emnotdnon, yes

>86

Brock lesnar is shoot autistic

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2019 Conn Smythe Trophy winner

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That’s why he’s so powerful

lmao imagine even knowing who this homo even is lmao

Are those the lightning new thirds?

Bored

I think the elmination day I can't wait for the most is the blue jackets
Thankfully we won't have to wait long.

Fuck the Habs

>the two divisions that have 3 Canadian teams apiece are the same two divisions that only sent 3 teams to the playoffs
Kinda makes me wonder

what makes you say that?

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That bolts jersey looks sick

What are you wondering about lad

seems fine to me, edmonton was supposed to make it this year and 3 other teams made it

we'll be there in like 2 years

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N

ding ding ding

>you now remember the Ottawa Uber video

Thoughts?

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I have no reason to cheer for them but I find myself rooting for them for how they went all in at the trade deadline. If they win a single playoff round it would be like winning a Stanley cup to the fanbase

Find a new hobby

It's not mine, dumbass.
moneypuck.com/predictions.htm

I

I think the infographic is wrong

Okay my thoughts are this chart is both wrong and retarded

>less than 40 procents for poolumbus to make it past the 1st round
oof

>hey do you guys want to talk about hockey
>fuck you

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Shan't be making the next thread. Someone else will have to step up.
Good night, /hoc/.

Appreciate that m8

i'd say that's probably too high

teds BTFO

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