Official Saturday NRL Thread

richo and nightshift are the same poster (Ivan), danny is a different poster

Mound

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ERR0R: NO TITS DETECTED

Story of my life

am a fan of women with biceps

>sydney scorpions on the backdrop
>new south wales scorpions on the jersey

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execute all coconuts

gonna go replay halo 3 lads

>halo

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>20 posts
>5 posters

KEK, nice "community" you have here

based

>its DCE time

BASED

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reversing my tip to GOATLY lads

based

based

checked based trips

Tom Trbojevic to be frank

love when the /nrl/ family gets around manly tbqh

dceinjury

we get around based dce not womanly you fat fucking newcunt

shit myself every time tafua us under a bomb honestly

AFB you fucking lazy cunt

got 500 on rabbits 13+

The fatty at the local brothel has lost weight.

Might go and give her one with my winnings.

based poorcunt

lmaoing at people who didn't break their peems to get based turbo in

>he didn't captain turbo

BTFO

lmaoing at the people who had to break their peem to bet based turbo in

based tommy carrying womanly

>implying this general isn't /nmc/
lol

Tammy Torbo is easily the most influential player in relation to their own team
Shame he looks like an absolute mong, an aesthetic saviour would be way more marketable

Can we seriously stop pretending that Turbo isn't better than Teddy?

parker is fucking trash. Suli back when?

Taumalolo is more influential to the Cowboys I think

>tell my mates this
>they laugh at me

:(

>/nmc/ in 2k19

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“no i fucking didn’t”
kek

>Broncos turf out Bennet
>Broncos become shit and Souffs become elite
Is Wayne the winningest man in the NRL?

The official script for this game:
- Manly off to a good start
- Manly take an unexpected 12 point lead to half time
- Everyone cashes out their souths bet and puts money on manly to win it back
- Manly lose in the last one minute
- Betting suspended
- Sportsbet wins

kek

KEK

>pouffs

>3 unmarked players on your outside
>throw it forward
BASED

>taking the 0

>missing that goal

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HE'S ELITE
D
C
ELITE

What is based /nrl/ reading? For me, it's Heinrich Von Ofterdingen, a poetic exposition of Novalis system of magical idealism

Wadell is literally Jakey T 2.0

Kafka on the shore by murakami

lol

Manly looking soft up the middle. Poor technique.

for me, it's some awful erotica on literotica

Blood Meridian

Walker playing touch footy with this state league quality defence. Boo more you Manly queers.

Mathnawi by Rumi

spot goes to the circus

JT's new biography

Cook on track for another 54 lads

Looks like a nice day on the hill at Brooky sipping on a craft ipa microbrew eating a scallop mornay pie. Booing at Souths because you can't afford to poach their good players anymore.

lmao at this potatoabo

4 pines is unironically good

>Parker and tate
jesus christ fox

They have to otherwise the queenslanders start email campaigns because of underrepresented. Fucking entitled minorities. The only thing QLD is more right about is daylights savings and no death tax.

based tony

Shut up. If you don't vote labor you're watching the wrong kind of rugby

Who played on the right edge last year for souths?

OH NONONONO

FUCK

ded

That's bad. Hopefully it's a twinge and he's back next week. Unlucky

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>the city of tommy's hammys

Crichton lad

Hes walking, reckon 3-4 weeks

did tammy borrow jarrod mullen's hamstrings or what

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>have turbo
>have taupau
JUST

At the brothel, lads. Watching this on my phone while I get my dicked sucked by an ice addict.

Manly on running out of reserves watch

>tommy T ded
>Waddell ded
>taupau ded
>korisau ded

based no bench

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How do people get GFs lads, Tinder doesn't work unless you're a turbochad, which I'm obviously not

KEK

Travel to a different state, talk to anyone and everyone. Flee to a different suburb every time you get spooked after saying something retarded.
Do this for 6 months and you will become and elite conversationalist and you can run back to your home state and never be seen by anyone that saw you fuck up.

>jakey actually getting the try assist

>that has actually been scored as a try assist by Supercoach
lmao

Join a social club foe something you're good at. Be cool, confident, compentant and fun.

I'm not good at anything, which is why I post on /nrl/

That's a try contribution at best. Scorers are having a giggle.

based dce standing in the way and getting the penalty

Talk to them and don't worry if you're a bit weird or whatever just be yourself. If you make friends with a girl then see, because it's impossible for man & woman to just be friends. Watch out for traps.

based joel

KEK

oh dear

based sangster

>taking the 0 twice

just took the zero lads

just like game 1 in 2016

>in front
>still push passes and do risky shit

What is this meme lads?

Sutton is done

based dce

>gaygan
>gayguy

Thinking about naming my daughter Dakota.

Thoughts?

Sounds like something a woman would pick if her husband didn't have the balls to tell her how retarded it sounds.

Fucking terrible game SC wise for me

>not naming her Ruan

>inb4 cucked daughter pasta

Reynolds is back! Give your daughter a good name with meaning, or name her after your mother if she's your first it's what the Lebbos do and it's pretty nice.

Reynolds field goal incoming la

sweating bullets here lads

THIS FUCKING GAME

Can I get the quick rundown on our guy lads?

Fuck golden point

>two reynolds kicks off the post in two games

His name is Ruan

Didn't they just fuck that up? Souths received the ball and got to pick which direction

Hope no-one scores and it's a draw. Golden point is shit

Nah, winning the toss is OP
Your choices are 'I want to kick off' or 'I want to receive the ball and run X way'

DCELITE

ALWAYS KICKS THE WINNING FIELD GOAL

what were they booing?

DCE GOD

DCELITE
C
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L
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Based humble post game interview from Daly as always

Based DCE being humble and well spoken in the post game interview

>no souffs players lying face down in the grass
Disappointed lads

Based

lmao at the potato nigger

based me

kek

KEK

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>FOREVER MANLY

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How come Goatly is just so fucking based lads?

(You)

Complete rundown on DCE

- love his mum
- hot sisters
- intelligent
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- well spoken
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- good captain
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists, and last but not least
- the refs can't touch him
- plays EXCELLENT football

Combination of a strong club idenity/longstanding winning culture, and the fact >we are able to retain locals/ develop a lot of 'one-club' players

dubs confirm this 100% objective and factual information

noice

bought a nintendy switch lads
now ill fit in with all the cool kids

wtf i hate my life now

>magic round

just buy a switch mate, your life will improve immediately
i haven't even gotten it yet and i can already feel my eyes glazing over and my mind drifting away into blissful stupidity

reminder that the raiders are the good guys of the nrl

Sup walkbro

Cowboys on spoon watch

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Can't wait for Croker to overtake Smith for all time point scorer

sure mate, with kicking like that i'm sure he'll catch him in no time

>tipped pooboys

JDIMSA

Lmao cowgirls are a fucking joke

just started the first level of halo 3 on heroic. Shall keep you lads updated

matt scott more like fat plop

>the city of people who captained bateman

>mfw opponent did this
Feels good

so do australians actually care about union or just league???

Cric, AFL and League are many times more popular than Poonion

league is the more popular game and tends to be followed by the lower and working classes. union is the sport of the private school boy and the upper class

what happened, ded?

He's just saving himself for the second half

seems like reddit have copied our dce is well spoken meme

Reddit also copied our Surgess meme, which then became mainstream. Reminder that nobody had called Sam Burgess Surgess before /nrl/

Luckily nobody will ever want to copy my life as a fat balding virgin broncos supporter

I'm an underweight virgin Newcastle customer

based milky

who /knights/ here?

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Who just woke up here?

got a nasty hangover was drinkin red wine and whiskey all night

Did 4channel get blocked again, all of a sudden I can't open the catalog/new threads

I'm just glad I can enjoy a round of football before watching us lose to the Saints

>britcuck

/GOATcastle/ reporting in. How you going lad?

I can't believe all the qld teams will be playing for the spoon this year

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What should I order for dinner?

>ScoMo goes for Cronulla

So we're all Eels here right?

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Take the $20 or so it would cost you for takeout, go up to the supermarket and buy a nice steak lad

Cbf to walk up to Coles lad

>So we're all commies here right?

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benis :^)

Well then order a couple of pizzas and end up like pantherfat. I think you're better than that but.

>no SJ
God fucking damn it. I was supposed to get out of the cellar this week. Need GutherGOD to crack the tonne now.

Lads should I cash out?

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>tfw you get BOOKIED when the knights upset

>poogan

Cashed out

Balance: $4,920.98

Good call lad. Sharks have too many guys missing.

can't fault a 25x return but i reckon the sharkies will win
hope for your mental state that your multi doesn't turn out a winner

woods on, a try will be scored soon

cash out, doggies gonna flog melbourne

FERGUSHIT

Please no more golden point for this round.

What bookie is that lad?

uhhhh betcucks?

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Broncos main sponsor

poogan and fergushit in the same game is great

Did Mr Burns tell Dugan to shave his sideburns?

Imagine signing Poogan for 750k for 4 years

>shiggies going to lose again

lmao at the 1%

oh my god bros there’s a soccer game at the SCG and the crowd is huge
do NOT let /afl/ see this

>Woods attempts to catch an intercept straight to him while he's standing still looking at it
>Juggles and drops it
based

>gutherslow

OH

NO

NO

NO

Don't you ever (You) me again. You vile piece of shit.

>commentators talking up pooses as an origin hopeful

Is there a more likable player in the comp than King Clinton GutherGOD?

I'm 6/8 and riding this baby all the way home

yeah m8, DCE

jokes on you, I was waiting til next week to bring him in

Perth Titans
Darwin Broncos
Ipswich Cowboys

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realistically what are dce's chances of origin this year with Munster in excellent form? do they play him off the bench?

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a lot more toxicity in /afl/ than /nrl/ this year

why don't you go back there pedo

Honestly deapise DCE to be honest

I want Yvonne to fart in my face!

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