/afl/

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
already sent gil a 31 minute tape of all the ump cheating. threatened to expose his sordid past. game awarded to the based elitemons again.
ELITEMONS 3
/AFL/ 0

HEAVE HO UNNA

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based fred poster

HAHAHAHAH GET IT!? IT'S LIKE ITS CRIPPS VS BLOODS BECAUSE CRIPPS IS CARLTON'S CAPTAIN AND BLOODS IS SYDNEY'S NICKNAME. GET IT!? IT'S LIKE THOSE AMERICAN GANGS THAT MURDER PEOPLE KEK HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

if you're expecting actual wit or information coming out of the zoomer/leftie riddled PR and Digital Marketing departments of the AFL then you are the dumb one here.

my tiggas... finna dab on dem giants aight

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WAFL lads

holy BASED

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when's telstra going to unblock Yea Forums lads?

>mfw I remember brisbased play today

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who cares. i’m not forced to use their DNS on my internet connection.

they're not going to

stream?

>he doesn't know

here

yeah mate
*pisses on you*

what a pathetic sport

based

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wait did they actually run with this?

isn't that illegal?

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Yes. It's on their website right now.

GANG GANG

kinda based

Know what?

extreme cringe

We don't have daylight savings in WA.

Fucking franklin protected species

B U D D Y
A
S
E
D

business idea: carlton clone cripps and field a whole team of him

They're the same species as us m8.

shame it ends tonight. I enjoyed being 3 hours behind the leasterners

who would win between aliir aliir and anotony mcdonalds tip and wooody?

my girlfriend

iggs

elite post

Ed Curnow is pretty based desu

any brisCHAD in here

wtf the swans are shit?!?

was aliir named after his last name? also tough ask to beat what seems like 3 different people?

Will Carlton reach 100?

Here lad, reckon it'll rain before the game tonight?

Will Carlton are fresh prince of bel air characters m8.

lookin pretty clear out, but you know what it’s been like the last few weeks, could be lashing out by 6

>it's another """high scoring game""" where two shit teams don't defend at all episode
>this will be called "exciting" and "good for the game" despite the stunning lack of skill and effort both teams are displaying
Hate this one

game of thrones round lads

it's nice to see shitney not play autistic defensive boreball though

high scoring footy is BACK lads

hey lads did you know

>game of thrones round
OH NO NO NO NO

Yeah only because the AFL told the umps to pay bullshit free kicks

that winter is coming

>game of thrones round

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Youse lads going to be watching the OBJECTIVE game of the round BASEDbane Lions vs Port Adelaide Power (Est. 1997)?

business idea: lord of the rings round

update on the Indian girl at Dan's lads, saw her leaving Dan's to go on her break but she was texting. Saw her on the way back after I left Dan's and we smiled and waved at each other but I'm retarded and had headphones in plus sunglasses on.
>tfw no progress in a week
she definitely works every Saturday though

*crack*
*sip*
Ah, now early 2000’s footy? Now THOSE were high scoring seasons.

Does buddy look skinny?

Based poo stalker.

we already have Pride Round

Business idea: Melbourne v Richmond should be the Endgame match but only half the players are allowed to start

you mean AFLW

we're not all abos

franklin on overtaking lloyd and aborting reality cunt watch

based desu

monk?

you know whats gayer than this faggot sport??

this thread

iggs

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no, but I do post on AUSNEETS

business idea: rob all memes from /cric/
declare this the post

Anyone have a stream?

>iggs fans are wage sucks and/or warehouse operators
knew it

t. seething unoriginal /cr*c/uck

>Franklin gestures to put it out in front
>team mate obliges
>Carlton player gets there first
>Buddy starts sooking
honestly what a useless boong

>AFL millionaire vs /afl/ neetposter

stop shitposting from the bench and start leading better Buddy

>iggs fans are down-to-earth hard workers
ftfy

how to get job? am 23, no chance of getting license and refuse anymorr trade / training as i simply lose motivation. also kinda a mute. last worked end in 2017 as container unloader but dislocated my shoulder and havent worked since, basically have been a career alcoholic so resume doesn't look good

>86 posts
>13 posters

KEK, nice "community" you have here

most delusional posts I've seen on here in a while. That may be what Eastern States fans think of Iggs but in the West they are roundly critisized for being chardonnay sipping, 3qtr time leaving to warm up the Mercedes to go back to the cafe strip or Golden Triangle types.

go to tafe for drafting. you will earn the same as a mech engineering

heard bunnings is hiring rope testers

there's actually 24 posters

if you're motivated then surveying and radiography are two really good careers

otherwise go for some traineeship business admin position where you get a cert III or message bogans on gumtree or recruitment agencies for apprenticeships would be my advice

ate /cric/
ate /rug/
ate /nrl/

love me /afl/

simple as

come to woolies m8 your perfect

T - that’s a lot of poo
H - holy shit it’s poo
I - i did a poo
S - shit is a synonym for poo

I - i eat poo
S - sitting on the toilet to poo

T - this smells like poo
H - hey I like to poo
E - everybody poos

P - poo
O - oh god I have runny poo
S - shit is poo
T - the germans love poo

i withdrew from my diploma just yesterday, tired of tafe. only thing i can think of is forklift but resume is fucked and the only explanation is i was a lazy alcoholic for a year+

cricket thread is that way m7

How do I get an apartment lads? I kind of ditched my last place with rent due so I keep getting denied.

if it makes you feel any better m8 I did a "good" degree at a group of 8 Uni and now am on minimum wage lol

Tell everyone you have derpression.

none of these fools got anything on us tiggas

just bullshit the gap in your resume, tell them you took some time off to think about what you wanted to do and are committed to (x job you apply for) for a long time and want to see how far you go with it. There are people who mow lawns earning $4 million a year lad anything is possible as long as you can beat the Dan's jew

>t. 30 boomer who is still opening boxes casually 3 days a week (if that) at a dead end retail job

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based engineering bro

No one has a stream? I want to watch your sport.

RICHO UH
INCEL CUH
PEDO YUH

shut the FUCK up sebbo

VIPBox
firstrowau

apply yourself BSA

nah statistics and economics lol

livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/787069_carlton_sydney_swans/

it's halftime now though

RICHO IFFY UH
PEDO GOT THE JIFFY UH
AUSKICK TELLY UH
HALFTIME GOT THE STIFFY UH

>ate /rug/

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PIE GODS

MY LADS

PIE GODS

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Trivago girl for me lads

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too much ass

>that site
good times when they used to fuck up the names with voice to text

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no ass is a shame but she could suck your soul through you dick, those eyes don't lie

>Vest Koust Iglz

holy lmao

>all the best GWS players live in eastern suburbs
lmao

Why does Essendon Bombers come up perfectly?

>Dzhilong

Checked first row, there was nothing. Thanks for VIPBox.

No video there for me...

based Frimantl

I have no proof but I swear this was a Russian speaking broken English to translate from Cyrillic to English and Essendon Bombers is more easily enunciated by Ivan and co.

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>NORT

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You're supposed to click on the player m8.

Who /basedbeyn/ here?

/lifelongLayons/ here

Oh, I see. That's a weird button. Thanks.

it’s the suons for me

Umpiring has gone to next level shithouse this season

don't be afraid to ask any questions if you're not sure about the game :)

Beyn?

>Seynts
>MelBURN

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>Dyzhants
probably your average last name in greater western Sydney

>St Kilda Saints vs Melbourne Demons
They should do this every Easter desu, though knowing Melbourne, they'll reject the idea because it's too referential to Christianity.

>Dzhaynts
>Megpis

this is way funnier to me than it should be

appalling last night
incredible that the game was as high scoring as it was despite the umpires best efforts

Thanks. Shitty Flash player won't work on Android though, so I'm shit out of luck.
I support Geelong anyway, so I'm not missing much tonight.

based

>megpis vs iglz

who you guys got for the gf rematch?

GVS might make it this year
>go the dzhaynts

Is that where this comes from?

>Shanklin
poothetic

yeah Dzhilong and Megpis came from that site with weird names

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"Buddy" Frankstonbin needs to get back on the coke desu

excited for marvel avengers endgame

your thoughts on Cap and Hawkeye dying?

Why are tweets like this ok?

twitter.com/TitusOReily/status/1114343762157694977

Isaac Heeney's performance makes me very uncomfortable about the Martin -> Rockliff trade I've done. Very uncomfortable.

Doesn't seem like enough, surely Ironman should die too. RDJ must be sick of it by now.

>zoom in on and proceed to vilify 5 perfectly normal looking friends at a sporting even
honestly self hating whites are worse than Muslims or chinks, traitors should hang before enemies. I could do this photo with entire sections of a stand at the cricket and then pan left and see an entire stand of pajeets both sitting next to each other with no problem. These people are hellbent on dividing Australia thinking they are making a positive impact, disgusting.

pretty sure it starts with him dying/leaving a dying message but I don't watch capeshit

Based Saxon

just got word that endgame is tracking for a 900 million dollar opening
holy fuck half of the marvel movies didn’t make that in their entire run

I wouldn't take those figures seriously, granted Avengers is the biggest of the big when it comes to capeshit and will make A LOT of money do doubt but studios were fucking with numbers by buying tickets online to inflate perceived turnout. Was reading a story about how a dude who's been in cinema work for 20+ years had never seen anything like it with Captain Marvel, cinema's selling to 70-80% capacity and then half to two-thirds of those people not turning up. Crazy shit.

watched Shazam last week, only five seats left
theatre was only half full

I'm actually looking forward to the new star wars film then Marvels Avengers series

you have to admire the consistency of da bloos, not kicking over 100 points since 2016 is am amazing stat

Haven't been to the cinema since I was dragged into watching The A-Team ten or so years ago. Basically all mainstream movies these days are utter garbage, and only exist to exploit infantile zoomers and their sense of nostalgia, who desperately cling onto childish things as a means to cope with their empty and miserable lives and their fear of having to become a proper adult.

>Still not as empty and miserable as the lives of fans of the North Melbourne Kangaroos Football Club though

can't they get 60fps cameras?

Casboult is so bad.

Iggs wafl then iggs afl.

Good arvo of footy lads

>TAHINI

Remember when "Buddy" kicked his 100th goal in the 2008 season, and everyone had already planned and contrived to run out onto the ground to 'celebrate' and make a big deal about it? That was pretty cringeworthy desu

lads
LADS
nunawading’s gonna win their first match in like five years
say something nice about em

>made up stories read on Yea Forums are true

that was funny

holy shit lol papley

>implying I visit that den of pedo's
>ever
I'm insulted you think my self respect is that low honestly, good day.

were you born in 2008? cos this happens everytime someone got 100

The last time anyone kicked a 100 goals in the AFL before "Buddy" was Plugga in 1998. Don't go on about it "happening every time" like it's a frequent thing. It has happened only twice in the last 20 years.

BASED expat with the knowledge bomb

MUH BLOODS

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hi aussiefags, americunt here

will be visiting melbourne on business, was wondering about the betting scene down there

looks like sportsbet is the big name - they any good? how do they compare to the big names in europe?

which Tiger will suffer a 10 week+ injury today lads?

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Walsh is another gun that's going to be wasted at Carlton, first Cripps, now Walsh.

also, semi-related, thank you for ac/dc, inxs, and being cool about that episode of the simpsons

every aussie i've met has been loads of fun, like what you've got in the water down there

>good day

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28 disposals, 7 clearances today
>he didn't jump on Walsh winning the rising star
easiest money I will ever make

it's all much of a muchness really. sportsbet gets a lot of coverage and is the main app I've used as well as a lot of my mates have due to being an AFL sponsor giving odds and specials before and during games. BetEasy is another one that comes to mind but apart from that I don't know much and they all off the same sort of bait to lure you in; Ladbrokes/bet365 etc.

Hope you have a good time in Melbourne mate and you get to experience all the good without being near the leftist cunts or the rampant suburban Sudanese menace, remember the golden rule; Around Blacks Never Relax and you'll have a great time.

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When I went down to Melbourne, the customs agent at the airport directed me to St Kilda to find good brothels. Great people.
Lotta kebab stands though....

I'd also recommend a visit to Crown Casino

youtube.com/watch?v=UA9Nj9xknoM

fraiser gehrig did it too but cant find on youtube, then i said 2008, cos from 90-98 nearly every year had 100 and it happened

sorry you don't think things through

bludy wce n hungry jags

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got him on a string lads

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jfc that Short injury, looks like he dislocated his elbow or something

Strongly considering getting the spicy jalapeno burger tonight.

thanks, gents! i'm not up on the geography, but i'm staying on collins street and other than checking out the area near laver and the cricket ground, probably won't do too much wandering.

will definitely catch a game of footy while i'm doing there though. we used to get a ton of it in states back in the day, back when espn was showing whatever they could hands on.

>dat elbow

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Not as spicy as it seems, rather mild desu, I was disappointed

>/pol/tard trying to please his BSA overlord
Cringe

I miss those days. ESPN2 after midnight was always a good time.

>not wanting to nurture a THRIVING community
>obviously photoshopped Lux (Melbourne) street art
rent free

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was it me, or do you remember the deuce showing a TON of indoor soccer? i loved that shit

umps are fucked up, impossible to defend now, why would anyone willingly become a defender

I don't remember that. Or maybe I just switched it off because soccer is shit. Loved the fringe sports though. Darts, curling, shooting, etc.

Cant wait for the Basedbane Eliteons to DOMINATE the sloppy rat scum of 5015.

Based user who knows (port) Adelaide postcodes

actually I meant S O Y S in 1337 speak

Oh, my mistake

technically they are in Alberton though which is 5014

True, but aren't the Crows headquarters still in West Lakes? That's 5021

Noone cares about the cows

no one cares about s*uth australia in general

I care about 5AA

Fundamentalist to place in the next at Randwick, @ $3

no one cares about australia in general

I-I do...

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fuck up achmed

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>melican can dropped
dissapointing

yuck

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why is justbin shartin so shit this season

absolute state of muh regular streams, and no I'm not buying a boomer box

Drugs (the lack thereof)

His dad's had a hard time sourcing gear this season.

he's got a hip already, his hearts not in it anymore. He wants to fuck off home and see his Dad and get with his bikie crew, thrivig criminal market now that they banned semi-autos and only 37 were turned in out of an estimated 1.5 million

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got his big contract and the ''''''don't argue'''''' has been exposed

how the fuck is that a mark, literally held it for a fraction of a second

business idea: all of you pay me so I don't have to work

self important ump maggots having more and more of an influence over the game to make the sure the narrative stays on track

just really odd, bet he's firmly against cyber-bullying too

DUSTBIN KEK

virtue signalling has gone from competing for online virtue points to an almost militant hatred of whites whenever you see them, despite most of those people replying being white.

fuck Victoria, nuke will come soon.

Literally any corporate box or stadium trust or whatever member section looks like this at literally every sporting event globally.

>scapula
The Chief with the Year 12 human bio knowledge

>another free kick
god damn

true, this was 4 rows back from the front row amongst the great unwashed to be fair I can't understand how someone could be brainwashed to hate what they are on a macro level. I mean I hate myself in the mirror for being a piece of shit alcoholic with no goals or aspirations but I don't take it out on my fellow whites (or blacks)

>dennis commetti commentating

based

Tigers have been exposed, their only win is their freebie against Carlton

For me, it's the City of Greater Geelong.

Rip Rioli

lol

are the microphones to pick up ground sound at specified points around the stadiums? You could wreck absolute havoc shitposting IRL if you were loud enough/near enough when the play came near you

another 2 hrs for gf rematch i dont thing i can wait

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will be watching actual teams play instead of the 'gf rematch' of two plastic clubs.

Because it's easy to hate your betters rather than address your own failings. Ignoring the fact of course that they could just as easily be tradies as fashion is absolutely not the social divider it used to be. Lads going out as a group tend to all dress the same regardless of class.

Everyone planned to run out onto the ground because it's tradition and literally happens every single time a player kicks 100. Fucking idiot.

fuck vipbox sucks. i wish gil didn't kill afldude

Honestly don't remember the last time I got Fanta from Hungry's. And is that the Farmstyle or whatever burger? It's not bad desu

It's not something you _plan_, shitforbrains, it's something you just do

How are my North Melbourne roos this year?

Fanta from Macca's or HJ's is the only choice

>Because it's easy to hate your betters rather than address your own failings
good points?
on MY /afl/?
well i'll be damned

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I bet you think that kids "plan" to run on to the ground and play kick-to-kick after games you fucking dickhead.

I always get Sprite (with no ice), 25% more drink and is still pleasantly cold to drink

its a whopper

>beg for streams
>actually gets them
>complains anyway
you Amerilards are insufferable. I'm getting crisp HD from VIPBox go fuck your mother

Why don't players intentionally injure the opposition? Designate the bottom feeders in the club to do this, take the suspension and then just replace the suspended players with more bottom feeders. I mean if a team can injure 4-5 players they should be able to easily run out the game.

Considering it happens after almost every game, yes, I suppose they would plan it.

Didn't work out so well in '89

I thought I saw those fried onion bits on it. Ah well, nothing wrong with a Whopper.

business idea: dig a secret foot sized hole on the pitch for each game so one unlucky player snaps their ankle.

going to heem that faggot that keeps banging on the fence

Footy is a gentlemans sport.

they had to introduce the tunnelling rules because it was that easy to disguise your intentions. Usually something has to happen during the game before people start to target specific players. Lloyd's hit on Sewell and Ross Lyon having to calm down senior (retiring) Fred players who wanted to fuck up Gaff after Brayshaw.

Fuck me you autist do you have to plan your mouth breathing as well?

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What if all the players avoid the secret foot sized hole? Do you keep the location a secret and dig another secret foot sized hole for the next game played at that ground so then there are two secret foot sized holes?

cumpie

losing my fucking head listening to this cunt banging on this fence

I vividly remember a guy having one foot on the fence like a sprinter in the blocks as Buddy marked and was lining up for his 100th so I guess that guy planned it

gonna go to a footy match and bang on the fence from start to finish.

pie lads

Blow it out your ass, cunt. VIPBox didn't even have an available stream when I checked. Let me watch your sport.

sounds like he was just getting ready to do it

people ran on as it left his boot. would have been funny if he missed

Ever heard of Matthew Lloyd?

VIPleague PLEASE

I was only counting the regular season, sorry m8

>literally 5 streams available when you open any single game
>had to be spoonfed how to into the ONE extra click required to access livetvDOTsx streams
go fuck yourself you entitled faggot you'll get nothing for the rest of the season.

kek.. caffeine shampoo. baldlets clutching at absolute straws

Brisbane Heat did the same thing

Could've had Fev kick 100 as well but Clarkson the prick decided to triple team him

kek I remember that, Clarko with the bants I remember Fev being salty as hell about it 10 years later on some footy show.

my esophagus hurts

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clean up your fucking space you disgusting prick

Today, Kade Simpson chalked up his 197th loss.

Kevin Murray holds the league record at 208.

>the dust on that powerboard
>a mug laying on the floor
I'm triggered beyond all reproach lad, sort yourself out

don't be rama rama

ABO UH
METHO CUH
SNIFFIN YUH

why the fuck has this fatarse dilettante know-it-all migrated here?

Nigger, there's like 12 versions of each VIPxxx. And no, just three streams even when you find the right one. And that livetv button was not at all obvious on a phone screen.

YEA STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME

>phoneposting BSA
don't know how to feel about this

don't ever @ me again you piece of shit

please watch our sport

we must secure the existence of our community and a future for /afl/ children

trust me, >we don't want this one

I LITERALLY gave you VIPBox where all you have to do is click AFL and then the game you want with HD and SD streams and you couldn't even do that without having a cry. I don't want you to watch my sport. I'd gladly sacrifice your pathetic ass for the chill as fuck BONES poster from 2 seasons ago you fucking malook.

I always thought the essendon logo was some weird ox head thing, turns out it's actually a plane which makes more sense.

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I never knew (or saw) the chicken treat logo was an actual chicken for about 6 years I always thought it was some weird picture of a roast chicken

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Pic.
>I LITERALLY gave you VIPBox where all you have to do is click AFL
Literally where?
And they say I'm bad.

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Fuck.

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dardy cuz

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see
you shit for brains retard

heading down the german club for a few then to the game lads shant be posting here until i get back

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Me too! Already got tickets for me and my wife's son

Thanks for looking after my son. I appreciate it m8

Up disgusting sums

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>bitchmond

Also to not aftertime, pic related but not expecting them all to win just a few cheekies. Still, Treloar and Beams to score a goal are tremendous value

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Reminder Trent Cotchin is a Brownlow medallist

Based

reminder that Rhys Palmer beat Cyril Rioli for NAB Rising Star

yeah he really ended up crashing and burning

>Dustin Martin is currently the 28th highest rated player on the ground

I know him IRL and lolled hard when they told me he crashed his bike. that fucking retard almost died in a suzuki swift wreck back in High School at Leeming and I wish he had so he didn't break Barlow's leg, he was on his way to a debut season Brownlow
>tfw captcha is motorbike

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>Rhys Palmer
In March 2019 he threw his shoes onto the Gloucester Park harness racing track during the feature race. No horses or reinsmen were injured, but there were calls for Palmer to be banned for life from racetracks due to the dangerous act.[12]

On 16 March 2019, at roughly 7:30pm local time, Palmer suffered serious injuries in a motorcycle accident in Perth, resulting in Palmer being placed in an induced coma.[13]

Can't wait to see the lads in action soon. The likes of HipGOD, Stefan 'Flattop' Martin, Rowdy Ranga Robinson and Lachie 'Squirrel Monkey' Neale.

he weaselled his way out of both the horse racing shit and the coma unfortunately and all he lost was a spleen.

fun fact: he has the exact same tattoo as his idol Ben Cousins on his stomach except it's in Latin and is below the naval instead of above

CAM ON NORT KICK SAM FACKING GOALS

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/Essendon Bombers/ here m8

>foxsports.com.au/afl/richmond-star-dustin-martin-flips-the-bird-and-taunts-an-opponent-in-response-to-a-sledge/news-story/39cf4e68ad1d554bdda5b095e8d2592f
Stay classy, Richmond

Collingwood-Brisbane gf is the narrative this year lads

Chad behaviour, I'd expect an Englishman like yourself to know the origins of the 1 (2 finger) salute

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for me, it's a BullGODS v Basedbane gf

>tinder slag flakes again
Looks like I get to watch the GF replay blowout.

really out of left field, just doesn't seem like the type to me

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Would be good to see the Lions embarrass the Pies again in a GF.

its going to be a ripper

Gaffs back

in awe of chads honestly, their complete disregard for, or ability to contemplate, anything or anyone outside of their own needs or entertainment would be a multi billion product if you could bottle it.

Jayden Short

Someone give a stream for Richmond v GWS.

>in an age where anybody can twist your words to make you an ebil nazi raciss giving your opponent the finger and sledging as good as you get is news worthy
fold this ""sport""

vipleague.lc/1-greater-western-sydney-vs-richmond-tigers-live-streaming

>Gaff
cannot wait for the RAGE during the Derby, they'll be wanting to come over the fences

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>”snorting gesture”
>It is unclear which Giants player Martin was directing the sledge towards.
lmao

>Kamdyn Mcintosh is 25 years old

we NEED to play in sperb owl 4

>richmond

lmao

we WILL win sperb owl 4
ftfy

>leaving your gold player GAJ on the bench
>still win
we can't be stopped

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>tfw richmond are shit again
feels good man

Can't play shit

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why the fuck weren't we in it this year?

>Amerifat still judging volunteered free streams
faggot ass nigga

really glad to see the culling of the technologically inept, same with these casuals complaining about ISPs blocking their epic meme site. Good riddance if you can't into basic troubleshooting

exactly

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who drunk here?

got a bad hangover so just started drinking again. Hair of the dog works.

>39 disposals
Fucking hell.

I'm not judging the stream, just you. That actually WAS a link to a stream instead of just the name of a site that doesn't exist.
Racism. Plain and simple.

Just cracked into the piss myself.

>so asshurt he scours the thread for posts that might reference him
pathetic, you won't survive to split rounds with your convoluted shit.

literally only ever post when drinking, place doesn't make sense sober

What's a split round? Playoffs?

yeah its more fun watching footy drinking and posting here

I will start and finish 1 litre of Vodka before all final sirens lad. the state of me

>is so inept he needs a link to a fully functioning 4K stream or else he can't into
>resorts to cringe meme "racism" to deflect from his laziness or ineptitude, both equally repugnant qualities.

>I'm pretending to be retarded guise
got him SEETHING on a string lads

About to be

Is the footy usually on in HD on FTA? In WA the 7HD channel is showing what's on 7m8.

>got him SEETHING on a string lads
So... Not playoffs.

>made final again
>didn’t win final
>dropped managing
not even joking lad

>instead of just the name of a site that doesn't exist

listen to me you monumentally retarded mother fucker, when I google VIPBox, these are screen shots of the first 3 sites that come up, AFL is CLEARLY within the view of someone who's parents aren't brother and sister but I guess looking through 2 or 3 rows of sports categories is too much to ask of you now isn't it?

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kayo sports any good lads?

hungry jacks want enough so i bought 10 $5 pizzas from dominos

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sebbo please go and stay go, you're "I really don't care" attitude is palpable and pathetic

What happens when you click on them though? For me the first few either had no streams or took me to American football.

good approach desu

we need to decide our new /afl/ roster
replace elitemons with peemons
add an ACL meme player
add sheed and make him captain
add Erin “””sporting royalty””” Phillips

been hearing some complaints this weekend

you're a big guy

Based Straffboss

Love watching Jezza. Sick cunt.

Bookies finna be bankrupt after the generous odds they gave the winning teams so far this week

>29 disposals, 7 goals
insane

why don't you click them and find out you fantastically "i'm pretending to troll him lul" stupid cunt.

>Copping this after the siren

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Jeremy Cameron on coleman watch if he doesn't whack someone again
>tfw i've bet on ben brown

whats sperg bowl lads

not gonna lie that pizza looks good. I bought hotdogs and buns for my dinner and footy snacks

i am 5'8 97kg

Why don't you read the rest of the post to find out what happens?

Isaac Heeney's performance makes me very uncomfortable about the Martin -> Rockliff trade I've done. Very uncomfortable. #AFLBluesSwans #Supercoach

love this song

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4 chan cup lad, basically a bunch of retards get together to represent Yea Forums generals and do battle in virtual wog ball, /afl/ won a Spring tournament with unorthadox tactics

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why are you incapable of finding streams for a sport you want to watch on your own?

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rate my skull shape lads

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hate the virtual wog cup and all the virtual wogs who defend it

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>tfw you knew JUSTbin was finished after round 1 even though he scored well
Dumped him for rockliff straight after round 1. Gotta realize your mistakes to be a Supercoach

Oh, no. I found it eventually. I just wanted to point out that the dude was being a cunt who doesn't know how to use the word "literally."

>Gotta realize your mistakes
early*

DE GOATY

Who can unironically stop him?

I wasn't a fan, but hearing some autistic European trying to pronounce "Dangercunt" and "heave ho oona" was hilarious, the fact >we won while our best players were on the bench was hilarious to me

hipGOD

pros:
- replays, i.e. on demand content, are full quality. this wasn’t the case with foxtel go/foxtel now.
- has an apple tv, which foxtel go/foxtel now do not.
cons:
- some streams can be really low quality
- when the stream stops, it just goes black. doesn’t kick you back to the menu
- no tv guide style functionality or ‘this is what is on the standard fox sports channels’ kinda thing.
- missing eurosport in comparison with foxtel now/foxtel go

Iggs are finished.
No way they can come back after this start.

cum pie

your grasping at straws is unironically pathetic mate, don't come back next round.

beams just butchered 3 disposals in the same passage of play

pie gd lds

>he watched it
fuck off Giuseppe

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>Vest Koast Iglz
pathetic

le bird.jpg

Okay.

HIP-GOD

>he didn't watch it
you have no sense of community Dave

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awesome! into the filter you go :) figures a self important faggot like you would trip up eventually

>Dangerous tackle
Bravo umps

yeah, combo, double meat, no tabouli, and easy on the garlic thanks

Basedbane on premiership watch

Butters needs to cut his fucking fringe.

does any have a stream for the Lions game? This one is showing the GF rematch for some reason. strikeout. nu/brisbane-lions-vs-port-adelaide-power-stream-1

shout out to my above room temperature IQ and VIPBox for letting me watch BrisBASED tonight.

hipGOD

>POOrt

>Queensland removes fluoride from tap water
>Brisbane become monsters
Jesus

DE GOATY

>"people" are watching shitwood vs iggs instead of the hipgod show

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deGOATey

>Vest Koast
>Poort
>Seppo's

FINISHED

im watching both

why watch the game that's already over? I like seeing poort btfo, but what a yawnfest

PIE GODS

FOREVER

PIE GODS

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would not be mad at all if I saw another Brisbane 3-peat lads

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Okay.
vipboxtv.se/stream-brisbane-lions-vs-port-adelaide-power-live-2
Got you covered.

Buckley geneius

>there are players who were 11-12 in 2012

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just buy kayo :

i’m watching the rugby

What the fuck?
Doesnt feel right

>tfw I was ready at uni, wasting my life on Yea Forums

BIG

free kick pls

B R A Y S H A W is commentating

>handballing to a 7ft guy in the goal square with 2 defenders bearing down
what an idiot

PIE GODS

MY FRIENDS

PIE GODS

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>can hear my faggot brother foaming at the mouth and hitting his bed over Iggs being behind already
love it

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fuck daylight savings, or whatever the winter version is, I like having a few hours of sun after work

BI-

>tfw 30 yo retard boomer
>tfw 9/11 was 18 years (EIGHTEEN) years ago

Port have only beaten a winless melbourne and struggled against a likely bottom 4 blues.

They are shitter than people give them credit for.

this. I don't know why they get so much hype, even an 0-6 Sydney who made finals got less press hype that Poort, weird.

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Cobain topped himself 25 years ago yesterday

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>have it 30m out from goal and kick it backwards to 40m out to a defender
>peegles

thanks ump

damn that's a trip.
>playing a Kendrick Lamar song about alcoholism

AFL will be finished in 5 years with these zoomers in positions of influence

pies are going to run out of puff

Buckley is finished

IT JUST KEEPS ON HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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PIE GODS

FOREVER LADS.

PIE GODS

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Maynard is such an idiot

should've done that in last year's gf

>worstoff

>that fat dyke in the crowd
That was a women, right?

welcome to inner north Melbourne

head cheerleader

le boo wobble

How is Collingwood losing this?

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They've scored fewer points than the Eagles

>Bray "haha" shaw

lads
LADS
remember when /nrl/ couldn’t even crack 10000 at the scg two nights ago?
a fucking /ayy/ match is on at the scg right now and the crowd is LITERALLY double the /nrl/ crowd
>OUTNUMBERED BY THE FUCKING WOGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cum back pie lads

more like robbie GAY haha

we try to bully them here anymore, it's gone from being fun to just pathetic, just like their attendance.

The absolute STATE of these umps

pie lad pie

kek

KEK

K E K

RIP PISSINGWOOD RIP AFL

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Collingwood is truly the most disgusting franchise in sporting history.

*Melbourne

byeckley

FUCK YOU SAID

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I think port are genuinely throwing the game with the goals they are missing

le boo gaff

PIE GODS

FRIENDS.

PIE GODS

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HIPGOAT

Hipgod on Hipgod watch

they let *that player* (won't mention his name out of respect) play football again after literally ASSAULTING another player on the ground? cringe

umps finally getting shat on by the commentators

honestly, their business practices and organisation direction is Top 3 within the AFL, on par with West Coast and Hawthorn (off the back of a 3-peat bandwagon wave but still) and even Freo are pretty respectable in terms of business nous but for some reason they seem to have the reputation of having absolute deadshit fans and diehards despite Port being absolute ferals who brawl on a fortnightly basis, go figure.

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that sounds grim
hate pie bogans

>Not paying free for that incorrect disposal
Umps are cooked and the AFL is going to do nothing about these in the future. Gonna need some business ideas

PIE GODS

FOREVER AND A DAY

PIE GODS

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HIPGOD
I
P
G
O
D

H I P G O A T

Hipwood 5 goals in the first half

based hope it follows Gaff the rest of his career that piece of shit, the Derbies this year will absolute keks, the Fred fans will be champing at the bit to come over the fences

>Brisbane are back
>Going to three peat again
Cut their extra money before it's too late. REEEEE.

Was that TradeDraft seething behind the goal with his collingwood polo and cap on?

Looking forward to when Gill makes a phone call and the commentators start praising umpires every week saying how hard umpiring is

the hipmiester is going gang busters

Oh so that's what you mother fuckers meant by "hold the door"

i think their new stadium makes them immune from bad vibrations

Reminder: collingpoo piss went 1-8 against top 8 sides last year during the regular season

you and I both know that every time a commentator even mentions a rightfully shit call they get someone in their ear saying "tone it down, balance it out with how "hard" this game is to umpire"

these retards are so stupid they go to the "video umpire" have garbage replays where you can't discern shit and then go with the umpires call anyway, this game is becoming a joke from an umpiring standpoint of view

*makes involuntary celibates seethe in rage*

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but they still made the granny, what's your point?

PIE SPROGS

PIE SPROGS

PIE SPROGS

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A soft favorable draw can take a dogshit team and make then competitive. Especially when even "away games" are at your home ground.

Imagine awarding a fucking crab downy coach like Buckley coach of the year for beating a few bottom 8 sides.

Reminder Maynard was blocked and should have had a free kick

I AM DOM SHEED
I CUM IN PIES

>everyone who doesn't like my favourite player is an incel
yikes

PIE FLOGS

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It's a Grundy has a shit one against West Coast episode

BUTBUBUBUBUT MAYNAHD WOZ BLOKD
P-PIE G-GODS REEEEE

t. seething

His scene with rachel starr is one of my all time favourites

>Especially when even "away games" are at your home ground.
this I agree with, imagine thinking taking a bus over a plane means you play "away" lol

did Buckley actually get coach of the year? fuck me, Victoria really does love to auto-fellatio

>hating umpires (a very real and enjoyable part of the game) and hating the delay in games when they go to a useless "video umpire" makes me seethe
ok m8

Literally who else would deserve coach of the year? Even if you argue they’re pretenders they improved a lot last year with injury and then outperformed in the finals

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based giants are based

bitchmond on suicide watch

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Ironic because incel should be the first word on there.

weren't Eagles supposed to win the spoon and they won the hip? I don't care about either team and am going purely by (probably bias) media but how can you say that playing away games at their home ground means they've improved? or are you not the guy I was talking to? I legit don't care about the Pies at all, Eddie is BASED as fuck and I love seeing the Iggs lose for pure fan asshurt

a simple reply from a simple mind

>use incel unironically
>start posting onions boy shit
you're all over the place mate

>weren't Eagles supposed to win the spoon and they won the hip?
stopped reading immediately, fuck off you absolute freshcunt casual

Giants are one of the best teams to watch. Full of character.

I know full sentences are hard for you but if you went a few words further then you'd see I admitted to media bias. I guess everyone who isn't Megpis is a casual to you, have fun with that.

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>still saying nothing because he has nothing to say
laughing at you is fun

NEW

cripes, stop embarrassing yourself

>free kick for getting in the way of flying feet

based