Chicago Cubs 1. Ben Zobrist (S) RF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Javier Baez (R) SS 5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 6. Willson Contreras (R) C 7. Daniel Descalso (L) 2B 8. Jason Heyward (L) CF 9. Jose Quintana (R) P
Milwaukee Brewers 1. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF 2. Christian Yelich (L) RF 3. Ryan Braun (R) LF 4. Jesus Aguilar (R) 1B 5. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B 6. Hernan Perez (R) 2B 7. Yasmani Grandal (S) C 8. Orlando Arcia (R) SS 9. Brandon Woodruff (L) P
Gamenotes >Start time: 7:10pm CST >Gametime Temp: 48°F >Chance of Precip: 1% >No transactions for either teams
>current roster not competitive >can't afford new players >can't afford extensions >several bad contracts >depleted farm system Prescription: full teardown and rebuild
Aaron James
Cubs >Won a world series >State has clean elections
Brewers >Never won a world series >State has extremely corrupt elections
Imagine still being so salty and delusional that you would think the league would fix for the smallest market team over then muh lovable losers xD go Cubs go xD giant Reddit fanbase
forgot about cleavage girl who sits behind home plate at brewer games
Mason Baker
rizzo should have crushed that garbage
Leo Morgan
>Paying attention to 3DPD Probably massive sagger using a push up
Leo Robinson
>crowd cheers no matter the outcome due to large amount of both teams' fans
now THIS is basedball
isnt that Yelich's mom or something?
Packers, one of the NFL's biggest meme teams >muh 1960s dynasty >muh Lombardi >creepy QBs like Farv and Errant Rodgers >muh fan ownership >muh cheeseheads >nationwide bandwagoners
Brewers have suffered in obscurity for most of their history
he broke the curse by sacrificing a goat at the Temple in Jerusalem
canbucha
Dylan Morgan
Two runs against the only Cubs pitcher that plays well against Milwaukee is pretty good
Daniel Wilson
These games are painful for me
Jose Phillips
At least it just proves who the real fans are and the fact that teams like the Boors don't actually have fans, they just hate the Cubs.
Thomas James
2 on :)
Brayden Hill
What? The brewers have by far the best attendance to population ratio in the game. The amount of support the Brewers get relative to the number of people that live there is insane
Isaiah Moore
>Cubs rallying >here comes heyward to kill the rally again
Cubs didn't want him. They made an offer and thought he would turn it down and he accepted it.
Noah Adams
It's amazing how fooled so many teams were on this guy. I remember thinking at the time that while he was definitely a good all-around player, I couldn't he was getting Teixeira money.
Brayden Parker
Probably. The move yesterday where he put in edwards and chatwood back to back struck me as a "fuck you" to the FO for giving him a shit bullpen to work with
Gabriel Moore
>*couldn't believe
Wyatt Torres
Probably because Epstein is a fucking idiot who loves following trends. He'll hire an ex mlb player who sucked in his career with 0 managing experience to be next manager. Overall none of this is Maddon's fault.
Jonathan Cook
What sort of backwards time universe are you living in?
Nathan Harris
lol
Easton Butler
Fly the W
Juan Green
It was to scare the Cardinals into giving him more, retard. Teams do that all the time.
Hunter Parker
>quinta no >quit ana
Xavier Wilson
>Source Your ass
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Everyone on the Cubs already looks like they've given up. What a bunch of weak willed faggots.
Colton Carter
t.retard who ignored this fucking offseason with machado and harper.
They offered Heyward 92% of the Cardinal's total offer over two fewer seasons, along with a large signing bonus [which he keeps even if he opts out] and two opt-outs.
Lincoln Sanchez
im turning this shit off why in the fuck did I buy tickets to go to the game tommorow
No. I always take it with a grain of salt whenever stats involving the Cubs show how a batter or pitcher dominates against another player or in a certain ball club. It's the fucking Cubs. You know it's a fluke that will get exposed sooner or later.
Angel Long
Just came by to laugh at you cubs fans. Eat a dick you fucking WGNiggers.
I remember when the pitching staff could throw a strike and the defense didn't have more holes in it than a Republican argument against climate change.
>Giving up a home run to the steroid guy. I'm seriously thinking if this isn't the team in open revolt, it's Theo ordering them to tank to get maddon fired so they can get joe girardi, while also getting high draft picks to replenish the farm system and giving the middle finger to the Ricketts for not opening the purse strings more since a terrible season is going to fuck up the roll out of the Cubs TV network.
Would rather have Theo fired. None of this is Maddon's fault.
Caleb Morales
S E E T H I N G
Ethan Roberts
>The team that choked in consecutive world series talking shit
Gabriel Adams
>I'm seriously thinking if this isn't the team in open revolt, it's Theo ordering them to tank to get maddon fired so they can get joe girardi, while also getting high draft picks to replenish the farm system and giving the middle finger to the Ricketts for not opening the purse strings more since a terrible season is going to fuck up the roll out of the Cubs TV network.
you are dumb as fuck, they wont have a better core than this in the next 20 years.
Samuel Barnes
cope more faggot, you are 1-5, soon to be 1-6.
Ayden Hernandez
Maddon has never been good. He literally tried his best to lose that World Series with his poor choices
Henry Howard
>signed a piece of shit Japanese pitcher to 120million that choked twice in WS
True, but Theo is the one who signed 3 fucking retards to huge contracts.
Joshua Hernandez
Ahahahahahahahahahah
Elijah Allen
>lost a wild card game to the rockies after losing a game 163 at home
Austin Rivera
Quintana entered game with 1.55 career ERA at Miller Park, second-lowest of any pitcher with at least five starts (Clayton Kershaw, 1.40 in seven starts).
Jacob Watson
Who approved this script?
Jeremiah Moore
Not Maddon's fault really. Theo is a fucking moron who should have traded for Evan Longoria. Maddon needs his right hand guy and leader in clubhouse.
They aren't going to hire Joe Girardi. They would hire someone who doesn't have an established managerial track record and would just do what the front office told them to do. Mark Loretta is already working in the front office.
Dominic Rogers
great farm team and future. better than the cusb
Brandon Fisher
>Republican argument against climate change sorry your nu religion is so full of holes. find another faith or just stop being a shitlib faggot.
Jordan Reyes
Gotem
Pisswaukee can't even support their own team lololol
Caleb Phillips
by that logic, choking in game 163 and the WC should disqualify literally every Cub from last year
Chase Gomez
based braunie dabbing on the cubbies
Ayden Sanders
>Feel free to explain this roll out then, especially among the pitching and defense.
Sure, they suck hard. particularly the pitching especially the bullpen. There is no revolt, there is no boogeyman they are just bad at throwing the baseball
Landon Carter
Why? Is he good?
Matthew Richardson
Reminder that they pivoted to Chatwood when Miles Mikolas wanted a third year to top the Cardinals offer of 2 years/$15.5M.
Andrew Collins
cope harder
Tyler Reed
Stay mad AEI.
Carson Brooks
he had a good start to his career, but man the guy fell off hard in a bad way.
Nicholas Bennett
Cubs won a WS with most of their players. There was no logical reason to give Darvish that contract over Arrieta. Theo was just a faggot because Jake voted for Trump.
>have one of your best pitching coaches who helped pitching staff be the best in 2016 >fire him because he used "insensitive" language
Isaac Cox
thank you based uecker signed baseball
Robert Murphy
You realize that Brewers fans can't help that wrigley is a shithole, and absurdly expensive, and Miller Park is super convenient to get to. I don't think any Brewer fan can really blame Cub fans for preferring to come north
Lincoln James
I hope they leave in Q and he throws 200 pitches and the entire game dont care how many they score
Carson Howard
Fuck off
Camden Miller
You're going to have to find a better reason why almost every pitcher is having a terrible start. The only pitchers who haven't been blown up are Lester, Kintzler and Brach
Yes, he did. He had that one year where he also hit 27 HR. But if you dig deeper, he made a lot of soft contact and ran high ground ball rates. He was reliant on taking walks and premium defense to generate a lot of his value. He also played a lot of his career in an era that was, looking back, not the strongest offensive period so his adjusted stats probably look better than they should. In 2014 he ran a 109 OPS+ while hitting .271/.351/.384. He hit .270/.335/.395 last year and ran a 92 OPS+.
Jacob Howard
>The legendary Conservative victim complex No, it's because Arreita wanted $200+ million
Kayden Ortiz
>bucks and brews yes >green gay no
BASED PEREZ
Grayson Perez
>cusb
Ryder Miller
GRANDAL’D >8-0 >cusb
Parker Johnson
>SCUBA
Eli Diaz
Holy shit Cubes, and I thought White Sox pitching was bad. What the fuck happened.
>You're going to have to find a better reason why almost every pitcher is having a terrible start.
THEY ARE BAD
>Q hasnt been good since he got to the cubs >hasnt been good in years and old >hendricks depended on movement and not losing any velocity >loses velocity >I think hamels will be ok, had a bad outing. Lester seems to be ok also but not good
the bullpen sucks, it sucked the second half of last year and it got more old and further abused
Theo, I know you're reading this Sign Kimbrel for 1yr/$15M Sign Keuchel for 1yr/$20M either they have good seasons and you go to at least the postseason again or you sell them at the deadline for muh prospekts
Nathaniel Sanders
I'm pretty sure no one else was offering Darvish more than 4 years, but I might be remembering that wrong. It was a generous offer for a guy that publicly admitted he had contemplated retirement and then was totally pasted in the WS. Yes, he was good in the earlier rounds of the playoffs and you don't want to overreact in either direction to small sample sizes, but it was so bad it had to give someone pause.
Daniel Long
Sounds more like they're just all taking a dive.
Andrew White
>cusb
Nathan Lee
Fuck off retard
Evan Flores
based woodgod is 1-1 with a BB
William Young
Actually Darvish was looking for about the same amount of money, ut because the market was ice cold, he just cut his losses. But with how shitty he's doing he still fleeced the Cubs.
wish you were a man of your word and had drank the bleach
Ian Murphy
Loretta going to tank the cubs for the brewers success in the next decade
Connor Wood
[laughs in white sox]
Jason Wright
jesus what an inning ok lets get some ejections and more JD stories
>Randy Johnson once gave up 10-11 runs in an outing because the bullpen was used up
the luxury tax isnt even a detriment Red Sox just won a championship while over it... if anything, it'll push Riggot to fork over more money (which the club has and will have more of)
Fuck off white sux fags. You're only .500 and Eloy is a bust.
Angel Sanchez
>Epstein Every fucking time
Jason Mitchell
>the luxury tax isnt even a detriment The highest tier is. $40M over the threshold and your highest pick drops 10 spots along with the resulting hit to your draft bonus pool. >Red Sox just won a championship while over it... But not over the highest penalty threshold of $40M over.
thank god """"we"""" won in 2016. this would be so unimaginably horrible otherwise
David Powell
FOREVER YOUNG I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG
Gabriel Diaz
miss the state desu. Was very comfy and found my favorite bar in milwaukee while going to the shit school that is Marquette absolutely seething and moving goalposts from Moncada to Eloy >in 6 games yes, I do in fact cute!
Caleb Richardson
Name one good move Theo's made since the world series. I'll wait.
Blake Nelson
What's it like no longer being better than the White Sox?
they should have tried as hard as possible to keep him as a coach. he was great for morale. that e!spn money must be good though...
according to Spotrac the Cubs are currently -$16M to the base luxury tax threshold. that gives them $24M to spend. trade Russell, that's now $27 million Keuchel for $17M Kimbrel for $10M
Jacob Hall
got damn is the game about to get exciting and not just a blowout?
Lincoln Anderson
what?
Julian Hernandez
brews will just score more, or is your bullpen gonna shut them down ?
Lifelong Cubs fan here. Why didn't we trade for Mochado and Harper? That's leaves a ton of room to work on buying out big names free agents like Kershaw.
Oliver Peterson
>Q hasn't been good since he got to the Cubs He was one of the Cubs top pitchers after the trade and kept them ahead in the playoff hunt. So that makes your statement moot.
>Darvish hasnt been good in years and old I'll agree with that, but hindsight is 20/20
>hendricks depended on movement and not losing any velocity His big issue that dogged him last year was mechanics which resulted in his home run problem. which is still happening if his first game is any indication. Although no excuse for not addressing it.
>Lester seems to be ok also but not good You're joking right? Lester was one of the best free agent signings in Cubs history based on what he's done.
>I think hamels will be ok, had a bad outing. Well duh.
Of course the bullpen was run into the ground and never recovered.
steroids don't give you skill to hit a breaking ball, power sure but the skill was always there
Levi Powell
This Cubs team has really been rotten this year :(
It's making me sad bros
Jayden Turner
>They should have tried as hard as possible to keep him as a coach. he was great for morale. that e!spn money must be good though... I think he's still technically special assistant with the front office. I remember they had him on hand for the Draft last year. But usually it requires a dump truck full of money or an itch on the player's part to drop an announcing gig, because it's easy money for low stress work.
It would be interesting to see how it would work if it was possible.
maybe, but who on this staff can you rely on to get through 2 innings? Montgomery? Cishek? maybe Strope? if its about facing the other team's best batters first, the best pitchers (on paper) are already in the rotation its not stupid but I just dont see the point
On the bright side, if there's someone will will throw at players in frustration, it's going to be Carl Jr. Time to go head head hunting at the top of the order.
Asher Mitchell
>cusb considering bringing in seasick for carla jr do they want it to be 20-5?
Lucas Price
I start to feel bad for relievers when they keep getting shelled. They have such a limited opportunity to help the team and their potential for negative outcomes is so overwhelming.
Grayson Young
>Cain trying to square up to bunt What a little bitch.
lmao, pretty much. He's been shit ever since his stupid publicity stunt.
Charles Evans
>You can say the Cubs are bad at managing money, but you haven't see the state of Wisconsin. I think Illinois is literally the last state that should be bringing this up
How's the cover up on Russian Collusion, obstruction of justice and his taxes coming along?
Caleb Nelson
What am I even watching? The whole coaching staff needs to go.
John Lopez
it's like california telling some other state they're mismanaging their water supply
Jordan Phillips
wtf is maddon doing?
Carson Barnes
To be fair, most Cubs fans don't even live in Illinois
Ethan Parker
>cover up on Russian Collusion You mean the media campaign to obfuscate the israeli connection and try to shift blame to resource-rich, White, and Christian Russia to agitate failing, darky America against an external force?
Brody Rodriguez
this is bizarre
Wyatt Carter
The problem is the only way Dinosaur Man is going to get out of this funk is he just has to keep getting sent out.
Either he improves, or he snaps and does something really stupid like start throwing at batters after he gives up a home run in which case he's off to the minors.
>get shit on by the brewers again >bring up politics unprovoked the absolute state of lifelongs
Ryan Perez
I'll take that as a yes Ivan. ^_^
Christopher Hall
dudes got the yips or trump curse at this point. guy looks absolutely lost out there.
Lucas Gray
This. I'm glad his career is pretty much over.
Jace Watson
>cusb
Isaiah Brown
>middle of the game >Carl’s jr already pitching
Sebastian Wright
>Trump curse meme. That was disproven by the College football championship and Golden State.
Cooper Ramirez
Do Cubs fans only drink Old Style? None of you guys drinking anything interesting?
When I drive down for the series in Chicago in May what Chicago beer should I drink?
Blake Jackson
>now Lester ...ok
Dominic Perry
>retard and his conspiracy theories Do leftists not realize they have alot in common with the alt right?
Camden Garcia
apart from baseball, the one thing chimpcongo really sucks at is beer
Jonathan Rogers
Trump isn't connected to Russia -- he is owned by israel. He's a front for the same Brady Bond Bill Browder jew mafia crew that instigated the collapse of the USSR in conjunction with Western defense agencies to loot Russia's natural resources, disrupt a major competitor to Saudi oil, and drag down the German economy with reunification costs. Trump's position on Russia is indistinguishable from anything put forward by any president since the end of WWII when the jews in NYC realized Stalin purged and executed all their cousins.
Camden Lewis
hey chicago
what do you say?
Nicholas Miller
>Strawman Is that why he's blocking the release of the full report, and went around Mueller with what was 'released' and stacked the IRS with people to keep his taxes hidden?
Unlike alt right conspiracy theories, these are based on truth. And in this case, the pizza place does have a basement.
David Edwards
Where the fuck is Bote?
William Martin
The Cubs are gonna lose today!
Jacob Jones
>Trump isn't connected to Russia A total lie given where he gets his money after he burned all his bridges with US banks and how he sucks off Putin. And don't forget the money laundering for Russian oligarchs through Trump's real estate.
Connor Gutierrez
Leftists and the alt right are basically the same thing, populist shit bags that hate reality and make up a bunch of fairytales to explain the world. Both groups ignore that the world is objectively better than ever (especially now that the Cubs are bad) and come up with insane theories about how capitalism or mexicans are actually bad and ruining the world
Nolan Barnes
Microbreweries are for nu-males
Christian Gutierrez
Unironically based
Jace Hernandez
Fine thread gentlemen
Logan Anderson
Big L for the chubs
Levi Barnes
Cishek! Worth Every Penny! (Really, REALLY close though)
>Both sides argument I assume you're going to explain the middle ground between nazis being good and bad, or kidnapping babies and locking them in cages and not kidnapping babies and keeping them locked in cages.
Jonathan Collins
No. It's to keep you invested in nonsense and to keep his retarded base buying into his "outsider" image. You keep whining about some report put together by some faggot from the Bush administration who covered up 9/11 instead of wondering why Trump is sending billions of heavy weapons to Ukraine to keep a civil war stoked or assisting Saudis in drone bombing little kids in Yemen or constantly lying about withdrawing troops from Syria or making legitimate threats of violence against Germany for building another pipeline for Russian gas.
You're a first class idiot and a trained seal.
Jaxon Thomas
>American "corruption"
please this whole country was founded to build a railroad
Oliver Barnes
>this behavior completely unrelated to Y proves Y you need to go back
Jason Russell
If you think the only two sides are leftism and the alt right, I don't even know what to say
Juan Murphy
central americans and mexicans aren't humans so putting them in a cage is no different than putting a puppy in a kennel or an elephant in the zoo
Colton Wood
Athony Jizzo
Aaron Ortiz
populism is bad even if some populists are a little worse than others
JOE GIRARDI IS THE ONLY OPTION PLUS GETTING RID OF YU CHATWOOD EDWARDS STROP BRACH
William Ortiz
>after he burned all his bridges with US banks His major creditor was Deutsche Bank. >how he sucks off Putin. He has the stiffest sanctions against Russia since the USSR existed. He is funneling billions of dollars of heavy weapons to the Ukraine to fight and kill Russians. He is threatening sanctions and actual violence against countries like Germany, Denmark, France, for participating in the Nordstream II gas pipeline. He has continued Obama's war against Russian client state Syria. He continues to agitate for war against other states with some connection to Russia in Venezuela and Iran, with an active regime change operation ongoing in the former. He has increased the numbers of troops and ballistic missiles aimed at Russia from Poland. Turkey is being vaguely warned with implied threats of NATO expulsion for purchasing Russian military equipment.
You're a moron. 2+2 =\= 5 just because someone asserts that it does.
If the Cubs are going to be bad this year, I am rooting for it to be a scorched-Earth dumpster fire. At least, then, someone not named Joe Maddon will also be held accountable
Nolan Turner
>be my provincial legislative assembly (i.e. state congress) >institution has 'officers' - Clerk and Sergeant-at-Arms - mostly for pomp and procedure >spend millions of taxpayer dollars on vacations, tailored suits, alcohol, and magazine subscriptions
>yfw you dodge duties on booze during free trips to London and expropriate $13,000 in tax money to cut down trees on your property
yes, you have to move the least while fielding from 1st base
John Brown
i literally never played first base once tee ball through HS
>1(the most), 2, 4, 7, 9 (never center, i was slow even when i was skinny)
Jacob Anderson
Joe Maddon said teams go through these losing stretches at some point in the season...but I've never seen this kind of losing since the Cubs opened the season 0-14 in 1997. They only won 68 games that year.
Xavier Lee
How did a cusb poowaukee thread get 400 posts?
Evan Jones
Omg Joe maddon and his love for Edwards nightmare will never end
Anthony Smith
Why aren’t you an ump user?
Gabriel Stewart
nah
Camden Murphy
Butthurt Wisconshit spammers.
Luis Ramirez
Except for some things on foreign policy. Trump has done everything possible to further Russia's interests across the world (Dismantle the western alliance? Yup. Lift every sanction possible, or delude them as much as possible against the Russians? Done. Side with Russia over the US government in front world (Helsinki)? It happened. Allow for multiple secret meeting on US soil with Russians were banned from entering the United States? That happened too. Invite the two top Russian spies into the Oval Office to brag about how you stopped the Russian investigation and then hand over classified information and the American people only found out about it because the Russian media was allowed in but not the US media? It just keeps happening! He's only held back on some issues like Ukraine because he has to deal withe Congress who, aren't going to roll over every time. Also the pulling out of the ballistic missile meeting was golden gift to Russia and for whatever reason trump just trusts Putin. When the US government gave Trump evidence that Kim was building ballistic missiles, he refused to believe, because Putin said otherwise. just because he's not doing 100% of Russia's bidding, doesn't mean it's not really bad when he does 95% of it.
In this case it does. He could always release his taxes, but he's doing everything to keep them hidden, I. Wonder. Why.
Cooper Nelson
If this continues the only possible change would be to fire Joe Maddon. Look at the Hawks. How early in the season did they fire Q?
At this point all the Cubs can do is try not to get destroyed by the Boors and limp back to Wrigley and see if playing on the home field will change anything.
If they still keep playing poorly. All bets are off and we're going to see Maddon fired sooner rather than later because as you said, he's the only one who can be held accountable since they've already fired the rest of the staff once.
Also this actually does become Yea Forums related because later Trump committed fraud to inflate his assists to get a loan to buy the Buffalo Bills. Not only did Deutsche Bank, but more strangely, they didn't care and approved the loan.
Robert Campbell
dat bulge
Hunter Reed
popped some viagra to fap when the wife's bull comes over, but they locked me out of the bedroom again. go cubbies!
Connor Bennett
Yeah I dont know. Im sure he heard the rumours and retards calling for his job though
Talked to Doc and told him I'm not allowed to get erections. He invited himself over to fuck my GF while I watched from chastity. I've never been so turned on. Here we go Cub bies here we go!
Must hurt to be from Illinois/Chicago right now if you're a sports fan.
Connor Green
How to fix the Cubs Step 1: Send Zagunis & Edwards to AAA Step 2: Assign Brian Duensing to 40 man, Sign Craig Kimbrel & Alex Wilson Step 3: Bring Chris Bosio back and have Bosio and Hottovy fix the starters Step 4: Joe Maddon needs the guys to embrace the target like in 2016
Colton Howard
>cordinals lost >rets lost
nyehehehehehehe
i mean, this level of confidence is simply too high for a big league skipper
>Trump has done everything possible to further Russia's interests across the world No, he hasn't. The US has done that all by itself because no one trusts it and the only reason they go along with the US is that agrees to enslave its own population in crippling debt to buy the surplus production of allied countries. You are mistaking the US empire losing its legitimacy and its collapsing racial demographics eroding its competitiveness with foreign countries with Trump having some master plan to work in Russia's favor.
The US has already lost genuine military superiority outside of pushing the big red button. It can't actually beat China in a trade war because it doesn't make things any more. Much of Europe isn't interested in having a negro US stomp around the room demanding they murder Russians when told and be threatened with embargoes for buying Russian energy.
You are a fucking moron who can't see the writing on the wall. Most people around the world who aren't jewish or black don't really like jews and blacks and they don't want to hitch their political future to them.
Angel Perry
:: trade swarbie for harper and mochado :: bring back all top aces from 2017 world series winners cubs :: step 3: proifit!
Eli Barnes
Why’s nobody talking about Joe Maddon’s complete inability to handle a bullpen? Brach was doing fine. Why tf bring in Carl regardless?
Juan Lopez
Omigosh heywie!
Luke Ramirez
Baseball season's underway Well you better get ready for a brand new day Hey, Milwaukee, what do you say The Crew are gonna win today They're singing Go, Pack, go Go, Bucks, go Hey, Milwaukee, what do you say The Crew are gonna win today Go, Pack, go Go, Bucks, go Hey, Milwaukee, what do you say The Brewers swept the >cusb toda They got Rodgers, they got Yeli To be the best in Milwaukee Well this is the year and the Cubs are shite So come on down to Miller Lite We're singing now Go, Pack, go Go, Bucks, go Hey, Milwakuee, what do you say The Crew are gonna win today
My man Hardward finally got his first run homer run. It was a full-on two bagger run homer run. That's how we do it in Chi Town.
Tyler Gutierrez
Joe Maddon is like a rich man’s Ken Macha.
Grayson Phillips
Everything Trump is doing is furthering the interests of Russia, you are attempt to prop up unrelated issues to explain Trump's outright surrender to the Russians on the global stage. And you have yet to explain Trump and his administration's extremely strange relationship with the Russians or any of his behavior more than try and claim it's just a natural cycle of an old empire. It anything, you're just proving the idea that Trump is an active Russian asset.
Austin Williams
I hate the Broors more the tardinals right now
Hudson Perez
Ban the shift.
Nolan Green
I sure hope the team isn't deliberately playing bad so Joe Maddon is fired. We all know Joe Girardi has been wanting the manager job!!!
Cameron Kelly
Just let Hader slam the motherfucking door Craig!
Blake Wilson
NAAAAAAAH NAH NAHH NANANAH NAHHHH
HEYYY WAAARD
aww yeeee
>send Zagunis & Edwards to AAA yes >Assign Brian Duensing to 40 man, Sign Craig Kimbrel yes (Alex Wilson is on the Brewers) >Step 3: Bring Chris Bosio back b-but he said bad words! his 20-second fat-walk to the mound violates pace of play! >Joe Maddon needs the guys to embrace the target like in 2016 that would be great, but realistically, this is Joe's last season in Chicago. if they're still shit by June, he's fired.
to be honest, kimbrel makes a lot of sense for you guys but I think this will end up being his worst season by far because of him sitting out. I'd expect a 4+ ERA and blown saves. better than anything you have now though
Nathaniel Phillips
Who the fuck wants to learn that. If you manage to hit a gapper, you should have an infielder in the outfielder to get it.
Zachary Wilson
h/a/der will KKK the cubs
Isaiah Nguyen
> it’s another cubs score a lot of runs but lose episode
Carson Smith
I said 7 because I expected Strope to give up a run. But he went 1-2-3
CUBS COMEBACK!!! REPLY TO THIS POST TO CELEBRATE THE CUBS WIN! FLY THE W!!!
Luke Lopez
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK
Juan Perez
the cubs are still a good team, they'll find their form eventually. the offense is there.
Easton Bailey
nobody fucking about your gay Russia whining you stupid cock I’m surrounded by thirty million fucking Mexicans and you expect to give a fuck about some Facebook ads. Literally kill yourself you goddamned faggot. Trump is a sellout for Israel not Russia
Juan Bailey
>Trump's outright surrender to the Russians on the global stage. He has nothing to do with it and is fighting it. You are trying to pretend it is deliberate instead of looking at reality. The US's living standards are in free fall. It is a niggerized hell hole where the government works to slaughter, assault, terrorize with arson, it's foundational White population to churn real estate and extort oppressive taxes. It barrages its own population with brain-wrecking media saturated with violence and deviancy. It not only normalizes, but uses state power to protect and institutionalize the sexualization of children.
It has spent the last 2 decades losing wars to irregulars with Kalashnikovs and pipe bombs. It has virtually no industrial base and actively resists technological advancement in any facet that can't be applied to surveillance or military police operations because it so fears its own population that is has dispossessed. It has spent trillions of dollars on aircraft carriers that have been rendered irrelevant by missiles that cost a few million. Once again a major producer of oil, it finds itself with nowhere to really sell it in a world of falling demand and foreign pipeline connections of large buyers and foreign rivals -- so it resorts to proxy wars and funding islamic terrorist groups to disrupt these competing delivery systems.
And then they send morons like you out to the internet to come up with a million other reasons to explain it other than the obvious: the rest of the world isn't buying it anymore.
Tyler Davis
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOO
BRING IN JOSH
Elijah Hill
stop bullying us! this is a slaughterhouse already!
Parker Gray
6 pitchers by the cubs in one game
Daniel Flores
>wiscwisconsinnsin Is this a regional spelling?
Jackson Nguyen
Win Probability 98.5%
Leo Morris
Hello from Wisconsin please enjoy a Miller lite on me
Xavier Rivera
but if they don't hire anyone the state doesn't actually owe them the money
Zachary King
WHERE IS H/A/DER
Jeremiah Cook
ya mad?
Isaiah Adams
Almora with a base hit and Bryant scores! Rizzo who was cruelly HIP advances to third! 8-13
nothing like a friday night ballgame....high scores....slugfest....everybody drunk off shandy at miller park...heckling...jeering....chanting...shouting...mmhmm, thats baseball
>pssssttt... Ivanka swam off of the USS Intelligent Whale and rigged the C4 on the Kusnetsov. Fact!
Camden Rodriguez
Strawman, nice try Ivan.
More Strawman. Explain Trump's behavior and how he's doing almost everything to advance Russia's interest except the time he can be blocked by Congress?
Aaron Wilson
SCUBA KEK SCUBA!
Caleb Collins
>cusb score double digits >still lose Don't cry cusb, the chefs scored 51 and managed to lose so it happens
It isn't a strawman. His actual policies were already detailed. You just want to talk past it and pretend reality is different because the same televitz shows and fish wraps that told you all about Iraqi yellow cake Osama's burial at sea are telling you reality is different. Trump's behavior towards Russia is identical to what the Carter-Reagan-Bush behavior was, the US just isn't capable anymore [because its dumber and blacker].
Mason Anderson
>even a double digit game isn't enough and it's happened twice already this season with only 7 games played. 29% of their games.
Ayden Peterson
will the cubs go 1-161?
Jace Hughes
>it's (sic) foundational White population 14 words. We must secure it, brother!
You're ignoring everything he's done to dismantle the western alliance and lift sancations meant to punish the Russians. Also he wanted to unilaterally pull of of Syria, he's forced to still support Ukraine because of congress, and he's done nothing to stop Russian aggression in Venezuela. while at the same time, he tore up the ballistic missile treaty which is a gift to Russia. Now feel free to explain how all of Trump's other actions taht were listed and you've been intentionally ignoring don't make him a Russian asset.
>You're ignoring everything he's done to dismantle the western alliance Like what? Threaten sanctions on Germany for buying Russian gas? You're a fucking moron. In order to stop capital inflows to Russia and prevent integration of Russia's energy economy further into Western Europe's manufacturing industries, the US has to disrupt the physical energy trade between Russia and Western Europe. There is no play here because it is totally natural for this relationship between Western Europe and Russia to take this course. How can't you see this? >Also he wanted to unilaterally pull out of Syria No. A portion of his base wants him to so he pretends to support it. There is no reason for the US to be in Syria as it was not invited and as such is in breech of international law as an occupying power -- but I guess the jihadis were getting stomped too hard and they needed some more direct technical support.
We're talking about Russian interaction with the United States, not through intermediates in Europe, your attempt to shift the goalposts reeks of desperation.
>Wants to pretend to support it Because it's actually in the US and their allies interest to stay in Syria, but Trump announced a unilateral retreat which blindsided everyone in the military Who benefits the most? Assad and Russia.
Now feel free to answer the question of all of trump's behavior and actions listed that you have now confirmed are desperate to ignore because it blows up your assertions and narratives that he is not a Russian asset.
Noah Gonzalez
I got other shit to do, if you actually feel like refuting what was presented, I'll see in the next gamethread for you to do that. Ivan.
Parker Reyes
>cusb normalfaggot can't stop seething over trump and the russia bullshit
Yoan Moncada is unironically beating the living shit out of the ball.
I'm glad one of your clubs 26 translators figured out how to say "don't take with two strikes". Next time have Palka (or whoever your token white guy is at the time) give the message.
