Twins @ Phillies gamethread

Game will get called before official, suck it phils

yikes

>Game resumes and they score 10 instead of 5

Was he rubbing his balls on his bat?

>5 runs in the 1st
Pitching is going to blow it again, isn't it?

the 330m bunt

there are some vikecucks on /nfl/ but not sure if they follow baseball.

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fuckin lucky bounce

based Philly turkbro, luv u

luv u too fren

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Hello again, homoerotic ballplayer poster.

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hey

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here comes altherr strikeout

thank god this didn't age well.

Segura lookin' like a nigga today

Still can't believe the Phils are gonna be good all year long

that has to be the gentlest HBP ever

Dammit, César. Should've taken one for the team.

Upside: Phillies hitters take lots of pitches and work walks
Downside: Every fucking game is 3+ hours long

Runners gonna get stranded

HEADS UP HARPER

phillies gotta be averaging 6+ runs right?

LOL

They're currently averaging 8.1

pipe down gramps

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It's really not even fair.

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So, how long until an NL East team trades for Jorge Polanco

LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS

gg friends

>would be 6-0 if the bullpen hadn't shat itself against the Nats
Oh well. GG.