/hoc/

It's not big enough to be a butt, it's a potato or a cut of chicken or something.

>>/rags/

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it's a peach, You twit

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Has that bench been licked yet?

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>they think digits can stop the jackies

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Box seats lads

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>they actually did it

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YES
HELLO
YES
HELLO
I AM A GREEK LOVER
AND I LOVE YOU SO

>rags
get a goal in the first minute of play

Hello, Grecian, how the fuck are you?..
Who is this then?? Are you identifying or maintaining anonymity, fren?

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GoooOOO00000000 Rangers!

no one cares.

You mean the post? It's just in the 4plebs archive.

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hanging on

Who is between posts for the >rags, Swedequist or Bulgariev?

For me it's watching the french stream even though I don't speak french

For me, it's French busts.

for me its watching the multicam stream

gorg

saving the lund for the pingues

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changed my bracket

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let me check who is on the verge of joining/falling out of the playoffs and I'll get back at you

lads what is the team that if all else was equal, most free agents would choose to sign to, the yankees/cowboys/liverpool of hockey. where if the money was the same from all teams, and all teams were equally good etc, where would most players choose to go, the star team of the league etc. the main attraction all players dream of playing for

the canadiens maybe? or the bruins?

work smarter, not harder, /hoc/

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Probably New York / LA / Vegas

>whos our liverpoo?

Toronto

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the >rags probably. being a millionaire in manhattan would be pretty appealing to a lot of players.

the rags

well I think You're referring to the Wongs, but they're shit at the moment

couple years left for rebuilding

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holy shit, the games tommorrow are all the craze, I'll be working the nightshift, FUAAAAAAAAARK

if Rags win today and Leafs lose tomorrow, and Carolina wins at Philly...well, nothing too dramatic will happen, will?

>This amount of cope from Laffsnet

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>only shit games tonight

GARY

>anyone
>wanting to live in Detroit

thinking big city with warm weather and beach, maybe anaheim or sunrise

how’s everyone enjoying hasbs elimination day?

"Non."

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>shattenkirk tries to deke out an empty net

its tearing me apart. i want les canadiens in the playoffs

thats a yikes for me chief

oh right...

hmm,,,basically, I want the Canadiens back on their feet again, and who the hell are the BlowJobs, like, fuck them, they're nobodies, so tonight we support the rangers to win them so that the Habs can have a chance at entering the playoffs.

More follow-through than the >rags with that fucking bench.

>Good guys
Canadiens

>Bad guys
Ted

so now that the season is over can we safely say that
heiskaBULL > dahlbust

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Agreed
let's eat

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Supporting the Rags just because I want Columbus to choke.

my gimmick is talking about hockey

is that hunter s thompson? what a weird dude

Well well well look who /hoc/s rooting for now

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don't fuck this up tonight >rags
>rags

Thanks for all the (You)'s here is some in return

Grillin

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*against

We’ve joined the Ted collective in our search for a better draft pick sorry hasbs

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Only because it's against the Teds

and I'm always rooting for you against Boston
>fuck 'em

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on one hand, the BJs want it more and have been better all season, so it would be logical to expect them to win and Habs getting elimninated

on the ohter, if the Rags play well, that means they got instructions from above, so it proves the league is rigged and scripted

What do you got in the tinfoil, Ted.

feelio when its bob coles last game tomorrow

>86

sorry lad, hughes is >ours

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what do you think bulju is eating for dinner tonight?

No? He'll probably do two series in the playoffs like always.

apu_pidser_box.png

looks like >grease lost his reasoning skills roughly 3,000 years ago

Gary has informed me you will pick kakko

if you constructed a team of the best finns of all time and put it in the nhl, would it win the cup? if they would win too easy, then would the finnish national hockey team win the stanley cup now?

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brap

>tfw no gf
>tfw no anime gf
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.ryangosling

B R E H S

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Pierre Houde is a living legend, the greatest sportscaster currently working in hockey, and an overall absolutely wonderful man

I wanna cum inside this woman

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depp doesn't do the man justice

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Gonna eat some pizza drink some beer and watch the teds clinch desu

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i second this statement

>broke up with gf a year and a half ago
>still think of her every day
MAKE IT STOP

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my heart says the Habs, but my head says the Rags or the Kings. Definitely not Toronto though, they are like all the bad pressure and bad weather of Montreal but with more autism

Bill Murray warned Depp not to fall in love with Hunter... his weirding ways would destroy any normal man

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you have to play the cards you are dealt. Sportsnet really has to go all in for the laffers

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why are there no doujins with normal sized boobs? everything is flat or ginormous cow udders

what a shit stadium

this will help you move on in 1 minute flat, lad
youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8

>break up with girl 6 years ago
>still think of her
>she's beeing cock riding everyone but me

Why do we yearn for things we've lost?

fucking georgiev. should be 3-0 jackets.

I get involuntarily sad whenever I've heard him this year, he sounds so old... I realize I'm a faggot but fuck man it's pretty sad

shit team

Potatoes

I'm getting ready for those plays, now what

is this girl still making stuff?

for me its the way he truly enjoys his job, you can hear it in his voice he just loves the game so much.

Cant wait for the Ted collective to implode

What a beautiful stadium well done user. High IQ and large penis

good
>I like potatoes and am from Idaho
>this pleases me for some unknown reason

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>Liverpool of hockey
Oh a team that hasn’t won a title in decades but their fans think is the most important in the league?
>rags

shittiest state in the union

Not him but It has some really beautiful land desu

More like YOUdaho

No you describe the
>laffs

Whiter than Salt Lake
as Un Hip as it gets
it's an absolute Alberta of a State
>the french fries are the best, though

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No that would be Kansas
Idaho is just like Montana or Colorado, but with potatoes.

Lol just stop thinking about her mate

>wut?

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No Idaho is like missisippi only cold. The most inbred morons I have ever encountered in my entire life. I grew up in a place where idahoans would come up to play against us in hockey and we would blow them out every time, they are all really, really stupid, like southerners are stereotyped to be.

THIS

fucking incel, go look for attention on Yea Forums

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>like southerners are stereotyped to be
it's not really just a stereotype.

>stereotyped to be.
They are stupid

gonna head to burger king lads, need anything?

do it for your original 6 bros

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Onion rings unironically

what kind of dog should i get? i work 40 hours a week and live in an apartment

>The most inbred morons I have ever encountered in my entire life
So yeah, just like Montana

double whopper with cheese, large fries, and a side of chicken fries.

Idahodian here, completely accurate
this place is filled with inbred folks with no vaccinations that teach their kids straight from the bible
this is where White Trash lives

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I havent met enough sunbelters to know, but I'll take your word for it. Plus they act like idiots on /hoc/ constantly.

b-but hipster youtube homesteaders

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nah montanans are actually pretty decent people. they're like albertans.

__ are likely to be raided by the FBI for not vaccinating they sick children

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Yeah, they're all survivalist lunatic gun nuts or insane cult religious people. Its really weird because all the states surrounding it are pretty normal.

>albertans
>decent people
the only ones who think this are albertans

No

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Feels good man

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Based Scott from Nova Scotia

Ranger Street Win?

imagine being this wrong

>fucking incel
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>teds

lol ted

SCARRRR GO RAGS

TEDS BTFO

nah im from bc, most albertans are pretty nice honestly, aside from the greasy pipeliners and the fort mac shitters who are mostly newfies anyway.

>teds

>rags
based and yorkpilled.

Maybe I was unclear. Shittiest people in the union. The state is beautiful.

HABS GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL LADS

IT AAAALLL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

bobrovsky mixing it up and choking -before- the playoffs

>Shittiest people in the union
>full of white supremacists
???????????????????????????????

check em

Oklahoma

/hoc/ clearly doesn’t know the rangers can not hold a lead just where ted wants them desu

fat retarded antivax shitters
inbred mongoloid gun nuts
poorfags
survivalist wierdos
people too stupid to obtain gainful employment elsewhere

NOOOOOO how could kekalainen's plan fail...they were supposed to go for a cup run

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>what is mississippi

>gun nuts
>poorfags
>survivalist
>these are bad
here we see the signs of a limp wristed lefty,
lemme guess, vancouver?

oh you're an alt right moron
go back to /pol/ with all the other beta males, queermo

Minnesota is still part of the USA, so you're wrong

Go back

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I like minnesota, pedo memes aside they are basically canada jr

minnesota is the GOAT midwest state though
>funs
>lakes
>hunting/fishing
>not too crowded
>good economy
>hokkie and winter
only issue is the gov keeps demanding diversity

>a-alt right!
>p-pol!!
bleak post desu

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Who else here >lifelong >rags for a couple hours this evening?

>bluejays miss ploffs
>panarin and bob go to kitties

like pottery

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kats owl next year

imagine getting so mad you respond twice
>TEDS

how come the frogs call shutouts "jeux blancs"? seems kinda racist desu

who are you talking to?

three times
lmao

feelio when you risking another ban because of NSFW shit

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for me, it's vaguebooking my paranoid delusions on a mongolian flipbook forum

Will this season be it for coach Tortellini?

why is leaf user talking to himself?

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>teds

SEETHING

already got banned from onhockey tv chat

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Hes an alumni of my school lol

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>Hanifin
>Provorov
>Werenski
who you take

what are we fappin to lads?

Provorov

do you guys think this leaf is the same quebecor that was super angry last night?

provorov ez
those other two are one dimensional memes

Didn’t realize those were moderated

35870
261750

for me, for one day of the year, it's the new york rangers

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whoops

It’s not over yet fags

he just signed an extension

ted is BOILING

yikes what a mistake

must feel great how your ploff hopes depend on >rags

just like kitties last season, and >rags lost ofcourse

Feeling like the bell of the ball today lads

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lol white nationalism xddd

the ride never ends

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Whats it like sucking the cocks of teams you hate just so you can make it into the ploffs

boiling mad

/hoc/ seemingly rooting for the >rags
What a beautiful sight

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Post your youtube recommendations

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kitties need to get a better goaler, and I think montembo is bretty good even when he played the isles who can hardly score. Hopefully they fix their shit next season. Hoffman is really good down there

t.islels fag always in the threab

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No

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yiikes

you seem upset

it's rooting against ted really, and you know if they blow it, it's going to be an avalanche of >rags

im just hoping they all have a good time

Faggot bandwagons burn in Heck

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hockey is for everyone
diversity is our strength

you're not even the real 36 frycook why are you even bothering with this garbage ruse

>Eng Dub

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who here /shirtoff/?

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montembo is okay as backup till he develops more
need a veteran goaltender like bob who hasnt killed his body yet like luongo
nobody wants to trade hoffman desu, he deserves a nice place to play too since the drama in ottawa
also need a more physical d to handle more physical teams like the broons
>chara literally grabbing barkov and smashing him to the ice infront of the ref and no penulty

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>lose games I want to win
>win games I want to lose
Fucking blow it already

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36 Chambers is dead lad

Too cold desu

>rags

that’s real tough. I’d honestly look at adopting something that’s not old but also not a puppy. Medium or smaller.

Don't be a tank nigger, have some self respect.

>the jackets have the audacity to ask you to preorder playoff tickets

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>using cheap, lifeless anime screencaps

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>go all in
>miss playoffs
LMAO@T

>physical D

to be fair I dont like that meme. you have a good core, but make ekblad become more like a shutdown D man who also can be skilled at scoring. then again im not so smart on the kitties

Thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=246yO71VOK8

>go to a local sports bar to catch the game after work
>old people start doing karaoke
Jesus Christ please kill me

>habs playoff hopes rest on a goal from kreider
the ironing

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good evening leafs nation

boomers in public spaces should be outlawed

>Going outside
Why?

shannon? shannon

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fuck boomers tbqh

Have sex shannon

what is shannon having for dinner?

imagine being the worst generation in history
boomers are scum

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they forgot to do the canadian anthem

hungryman dinner fresh out the microwave

Says something about the Rangers future that with 2 games left in the season, Hank sitting on 18 wins, never had less than 20 wins in a season. The opposing team actually playing for something. And the coach plays the backup.

Pussy and rings

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Whatever his fat wife had for lunch

gimmie some RARE Shannons

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i think it just swims with its mouth open and swallows the fish whole

reminder to remember reminders

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Fuck, I forgot

MIDTHREAD REMINDER THAT HE IS GENERATIONAL

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Eureka Seven Dub is actually good though.

Imagine forgetting this

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>manlet
>obese
>bald
>copies numbers
>repeats news
>deletes videos
>literal hog wife

grim idol you have their /hoc/

For me it's whimsically calling them netminders

You now remember reminders

i'm glad i remembered to remind you

We only do it ironically

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has a hockey player ever dropped kick another player? get a head full of steam and just drop kick someone. its probably worth the 2 minute penalty.

>What?

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Gary just called me Teds WILL score two to clinch

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i miss finland

no i didn't

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reminder to forget I was here

post hockey apus

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Dunno about hockey, but I once drop kicked a catcher in baseball because I forgot how to slide.

Not sure who user is talking about. I wouldn't ever want to see my Rangers lose games.

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just talked to gary he said next time he sees shannon hes going to heem him

post the normal rantanannanaen tho

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>Do you want Columbus or Montreal, Bog?

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by saying this you've reminded me to never forget

Forgot your hat Gary

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He hasn't gone anywhere, I have him right here.

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>

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>u and then s and then a repeatedly

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>yfw the message was meant for their own fans all along

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CHL ploffs > NHL ploffs

put your shirt on, shannon

Someone get this hothead outta here

Didn’t know hitchcock went to buffaslug games

titties

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>GOAT midwest state
Only if you like a state where the women are more alpha than men

thank you for keeping him safe

a crusty old biker dude just started singing Cats in the Cradle and he's absolutely killing it
maybe there is hope

I don’t understand? This is the real miko

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Shut the fuck up

>rags
>laffs

this is the only one I have I think

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>GOAT midwest state
that's like being the GOAT female right-handed d
competition is poor and no one fucking cares

Is there anyt hockey on tonight?

>laffs
>frogtreal
>teds
>rags
>kongs

NOOOOOOOOOO /mlb/ IS STEALING OUR MEMES AGAINNNN

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>>GOAT midwest state
>that's like being the GOAT female right-handed d
blown the fuck out

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91890343
fuck off, we're full

yeah but who cares about that fucking gay general where chiraq has two teams and practically patrols this general

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Which

/mlb/ is jealous of our supremacy over the board.
You know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

NBA playoffs > NHL playoffs

For Yea Forumsee, it's getting run by /hoc/. The best sports general

Bulgarian goaltending

>leaf

91890377
le 1 seed dominate sport

Imagine having an opinion this bad

At this point WNBA playoffs > NBA playoffs

Who cares?
It's like with China stealing >our technology and corporate secrets. We'll just keep making new shit, and they'll always be stuck behind us, never able to innovate anything of their own.

Clench playoffs or get shut out by the rags... oh what the hell let's get shut out. No one back home will give a shit. ffs I hate this team sometimes.

WNBA playoffs > CHL playoffs

this

plus, /mlb/ is an entirely different creature than /hoc/.. it's more relaxed at /mlb/

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t. Singh from Brampton

Bros. I'm happy the Avs are in, but I really wanted to watch les Habs at 7pm on a nice spring day :(

relaxed but also crappy at memes

just cringed so hard i hurt my neck

Most inconsistent group of faggots in the league

Georgiev will win a cup before Lundqvist

post cock or git out, Ted

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OH FUCK SHIT FUCK

RAGS

Finally
>it’s happening

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>rags

>Canadian flag
>likes the Avs and the Habs
Old Nordiques fan?

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he won't win it in new york

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wew

It's a dzinger

fucking >rags can't do anything right

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Guys, I think I am part of the Ted Collective. Lets go Blue Jackets!

nvm happy again best team ever

Does anyone spill their beer when drinking it

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ncaa ploffs>chl ploffs

My cock>>>>your cock

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ha ha remember last year when most of /hoc/ wanted the Kitties to get in and we had to rely on the fucking Rangers to make it happen?

I remember.

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Welcome

I've got a long moustache and sometimes it'll drip down the sides if I take too big a swig

naval ahoy

There is only one real ted and that’s me

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whoa how do you guys have custom names?! also go knights

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no need to get cocky, Ted

>FROGS

Hockey playoffs ranked
NHL > WHL > WJC > NCAA > QMJHL > Junior A > IIHF > High School > OHL > AHL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yuro shit

...

Are we namefagging now?

you guys are fucking assholes, stop impersonating me

Duchene "finally" awakening?

>innagaddadavida babyyyyy

well, lads, it was a good run
I have less than zero faith the rags can score again in regulation

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No. Southern Ontario fag. Avs were first team I ever watched and grew up idolizing super Joe. I just love Montreal playoff atmosphere knowing the Avs play later.

aroused lads

Hart: Atkinson
Vezina: Bobrovsky
Norris: Jones
Conn Smyth: Duchene
Byng: Panarin

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who else /ted/ here?

Fuck ted

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how do i join the ted collective?

ted's a cunt and you're all fags

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Ted 5 here lads

>1-1
kekalainen is a genius, build the statue already

this

Not me, I'll never join the Teds.

Mad at ted such a shame

BETTER DEAD THAN TED

Gimmie a T!

TEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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T!

Whose logo is this m8

T E D
E
D

Gimmie an E!

E!

Gimmie a D!.....Put it all together and whats that spell?

(TED WAS ELIMINATED FOR THIS POST)

TED!

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>Put it all together and whats that spell?
DE(b)T!

GREECE, FUCKING PAY YOUR DEBTS!

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Bob just won't give up on Ted.

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I

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elite russian goaltending on display tonight

For those about to rock..........

>FUCK
lelmao

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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Ted tier performance lads

Fucking what a save There

G

A

Fuck niggers

who /high_as_fuck/ here???

>besides you ted..

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fucking Hiro, I swear to god I'm removing my ads from your 4channel site. enough is ENOUGH

>una vela

Me

lets go ra-aags
*clap clap clapclapclap*

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Is it dare I say..... our year?

>Habs

>rags

BASED ARTEMI HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>RAGS

Based and tankpilled:^)

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BREAD
R
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FOR
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TED
E
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inb4 the teds now get their dicks kicked by tampa anyway

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Hard lads

What part of Ohio are you lads from?

bread man

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Damn Panarin is a stud

>hasb fan

Mr. Molson I don’t feel so good ;_;

Nursing a semi for Ted right now lads

uh.....
what happen....

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struthers

Tampa has dunked on them so far this season.

Come ahhhhhn hang on Teds

>ted fighting this hard for the honor of getting btfo by the lightning and keeping their winless streak alive

>le regular season matchups
No Jackie’s will dab on them

Columbus unironically
>Dublin

fucking Rags, you guys suck

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Ted collective assemble

We out here

Bolts in 5.

Holy fuck boys it’s going to happen they are going to win the cup

It's your year to lose in the fist round to the best team in hockey probably ever. Tampa Bay.

HA HA YEAH
REMEMBER THAT

01000111010010100111010

i'm trying to figue out whats happening
i think i smoked too much tho

Ted, not gonna lie, that was a superior goal
I guess you deserve to die and the hand of Tampa Bay

>g/l

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Dubs Teds choke in OT

I'm gonna miss ET LE BUUUTTTTTTTTT posting

mad as a hornet

reroll

I have an idea: milfs

Drinking here. At a local brewery getting comfy with a newspaper and the scores as they roll in.

That’s a great idea

>let's blame the american rangers for queboicois ineptitude

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Bump

How many years on Price's contract again?

nice try, but We're going all the way to the finals baby

I just want texier to score

>rags

commmme on rangers

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7

I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding

>*blocks your path*

lol habs

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if we assemble enough people we can get a section for one of the playoff games

mfw If this goes to OT and Teds lose

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If the Frogs weren't so shit they wouldn't leave their season depending on the New York >rags

Oh god it's so good.

Turns out I was ted from the start

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Sup flagpole sitta

Imagine if they ice the puck the whole time

tfw >we were supposed to tank this year

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND NOW WE'RE PICKING LATE

CAM ON QTS

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get cucked frogs

If this post ends in 3 Zibinejad scores the tying goal

We should also post our cocks

Lol

go jackets

/HOC/ YOU TOLD ME THE TEDS WERE GONNA MISS THE PLAYOFFS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All Ted's report in

Oh no no no no

HOLY FUCK TED BTFO

FUCK

>TEDS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oh jeez

NOT OVER
O
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O
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
FUCK TED

THE STATE OF THE BJS

NOT SO FAST TEDWARD

>teds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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rag reporting in

>the soggy french fry basket of queerbake

it’s cold in here, lads

Up your columbus niggers

>ted

>all these poo jacket icings on an empty net
Playoff material everybody

>TEDS

LMAOING HARD RIGHT NOW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

SCARRR

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>BLOWJOBS

S I X
P O I N T
O N E
S E C O N D S

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LMAO TED

IT DEFLECTED OFF ME

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>miss two empty net shots
Deserve it desu

OHNONONONONONONONONONONO

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>John Tortellini

That's enough. Not watching hockey until next year. Fuck the Teds.

CAN'T CHALLENGE

>challenging the goal
torts is pretty assblasted rn

THE >RAGS DID IT LADS
THEY SAVED HOCKEY

god that looks comfy

LMAOing at ted

Not even fucking close to interference.
They didn't even have to consult the script.

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TED ON SUICIDE WATCH

get me a beer

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

All Teds report in before OT: Remain calm, we can do this.

fuck you teds

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everyone calm down we have this under control

Ayy, cinci-ted here

Just giving you a little taste before we blow it lads don’t worry

you might be the most autistic poster on /hoc/.
how many years have you been doing this

Ted here. Will livestream my suicide if the jackets lose

Literally shaking right now, Ted. I don't think I can watch this

...

I've got box seats very comfy

rags, if there was ever a time
you can do this

I must be responsible for this power

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Only if you have a bitter beer and an article about unemployment levels in Calgary

>blue jackets in charge of clinching

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I don’t even give a shit if the hasb don’t make the playoffs, Teds are a terrible team and they’ll enjoy Duchene for sure

based, is it good in a box?

duchene gwg calling it

hahaha you wont be saying that when duchene wins the the smythe FAG

Kreider

>Shittenkirk

DJ Zibby!

shootout baby

MEME OUT

>Duchene
>winning anything other than the slot machines

He’s always been a cancer :/

Literally years in photoshop

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Goddamn. As a NYR fan let me just say
>rags

HABS BTFO

>RAGS

AND ITS OVER

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