/mlb/

hey thats pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them

I think I'm gonna main the white Sox now. Those lovable oafs.

It's kind of sad that the future of pitching seems to be guys who throw like 98 for 2 innings then get switched out for the next guy. There was something compelling about the starters who you could expect to go an entire game, like it was him vs the entire opposing team's offense.

Rangers have the most loyal fans

yes, i do

*crack*

*sip*

Complete games

>loyal

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

D O Y E R S
O
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White Sox fans have TWTW just like White Sox players. That is why they share a special bond.

We weeded out the bandwagoners who though machimpo and hooper would be good. Now we only have good fans left.

>xexeners having a mental breakdown over losing to the whos
kek

lol mariners

>W-WE DIDN'T WANT MACHADO OR HARPER ANYWAYS DESPITE THROWING A WHOLE OFFSEASON WIDE TRANTRUM ABOUT MISSING OUT ON THEM

yeah the white sox won but it's not really a win you can be happy over....they played terribly in general
gonna be a long season

>xeattle

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>shelelttle

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White Sox run the genny

Can you imagine if the White Sox did have Machado and Tatis Jr. and Harper? Maybe this is just the universe holding them back.

gah...........

LOL they scored 10 runs and we have pitching reinforcements (maybe sooner than you think; Sox discussed extending Cease). I think it will be fun.

Why is the mlb general so fucking awful

blarglhgeg

Seeth at the Sockies

>whos fans spend all offseason crying and whining about machado and harper
>constantly posting about how they hate their team and front office and will abandon their team while sighing and gahing
>now say they never wanted machado or harper and are talking shit for being .300 and beating a crappy team

REALLY

MAKES

YOU

THINK

wut?

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I'm a mariners fan here, "dude xeattle lmao" shut the fuck up. We have way better players and coming off a good season. These little FAGGOTS are coming off of a hundred loss season (lmao) and are celebrating for winning their own home opener. PATHETIC! You missed out on Tatis Harper and Machado LMAO and you still live in our shadows. Fucking retards. Stay fucking mad.

bhuabfsdlallalalaweflaggrlelrel................bustloy garblrellberlelrgllbalr..............only won by 2 ........ gackt.r...........

>You missed out on Tatis Harper and Machado LMAO
Who? We have Moncada, Anderson, and Abreu.

I just don't understand why this thread specifically is always full of the same autistic nonsense. Just look at this guy

Now that the Mariners are confirmed frauds who will lead their division?

Hahn just doesn't understand big name free agency. He's great at giving contracts to young players to lock them up cheap for a long time, but that's not the same as signing a premium free agent. The White Sox offer suggests that Machado's $300M value is a projection, when in reality, Machado has already earned that $300M. Those extra two years that the Sox tried to turn into an option should be an afterthought, because the next 5 years you get out of him are a bargain. If he regresses in his age 34 season, so be it. You had him at ages 26-30.

>nonsense
>implying you faggot whos fans didn't ruin the general for weeks after Machado signed with the Padres

Mariners lol

cubs brewers thread tonight will reach bump limit

gays to the gennies!

>no edition
buncha fucking newfags i swear

Holy based!

Can't tell if crying bitch ass Mariners fan or crying bitch ass Cubs fan.

>If he regresses in his age 34 season, so be it. You had him at ages 26-30.
This is dead on. Why don't GMs who are supposed to be professionals realize this?

Can you be in the shadow of a team that's never won a world series?

It's a gutter war on /mlb/... Anime Hating Mariners v. Anime Pros White Sox... Pick a side or get bowled over!

The only one crying is you back when Machado signed with the Padres

I wanted nothing to do with Machado, I was willing to take a chance on Harper but never bitched about not getting him not even once.

>implying you faggot whos fans
Who are the whos, and why am I a fan of them?
>after Machado signed with the Padres
Why would I give a fuck about where Machado signed? We already have a 3rd baseman.

o i fuck ya
then i cuck ya
put my cum in ya
ya eat me up like bubble gum
ya cute feet have me in a trance
now take off ya pants

Based BAJP here to save the genny from Mariners "fans"

What if I hate both anime and the cancerous mariners/ white sux?

>historical revision
>W-WE NEVER WANTED A SUPERSTAR CALIBER GAME CHANGING PREMIER 26 YEAR OLD FREE AGENT A-ANYWAYS

Someone get this asshole out of here

then you find a site closer to you like espn or fangraphs

Reply to this post if your team won today. Not so fast, Mariners fans.

the rags obviously

oh fuck you... just fuck you!

>one win
>white sox turn to animals
Sasuga

I am a fan of Chicago's team.

What the hell are you on about? I'm a Yankees fan, I was happy with Andujar and I was mostly concerned about pitching. Of course now that he's gotten injured that's a different situation, but through the whole offseason I wasn't too worried about the Machado situation.

bullshit, search my history, never once said anything positive about signing machado. clubhouse cancer is the term i used most, and will get lazy. they will be lucky if he produces 20% of that money.

>implying we need Harper when we'll have Robert
>implying we need Machado when we'll have Burger
>implying we need Grandal when we'll have Collins
Jeez we win won game and the general goes nuts, what is with this obsession?

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They smell blood.

This is the equivalent of winning the world series them.

are we just gonna ignore this post?

Now this is damage control!

I have it well in hand...

Yes

>we never wanted machado
>throws a temper tantrum when they don't sign machado
>leaves for a month
>I-I never said that!
you're pathetic

It was at 1am, but that counts right?

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3-3 vs 1-5 (might as well make it 1-6 lol)

Sox are chicago's team again, good run cuhbees

It might as well be. Take a guess when's the last time the White Sox won their home opener. It's not pretty.

It actually makes me sad that pitchers rarely go the distance anymore

Prove it.

cubs fan here!!!!!!

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The Cubs are the team of Evanston and Northbrook.

Based BAJP

It really is a shame. There's no real going back though, I don't think you could implement any kind of rule that would force pitchers to dial back their fastballs to allow them to go more innings.

At least the sox have won a world series. Unlike a certain team, in a certain town that starts with a S, ends with an E, and in the middle is EATTL.

I WILL FIND MY WAY

ShitcocksuckersEATTLE?

Fuck you

Didn't they win in a blowout last year?

Joey Gallie...now that’s a scratch your nuts drink a beer every pitch type of baseball player, god bless him.

The Cubs are the team of the north side and the northern suburbs. But it turns out those are the only parts of Cook County that actually like baseball, shockingly the black and mexican neighborhoods in the south and west side prefer basketball and soccer.

This banter will only strengthen the M's Sox broship bond. We will come out the other side closer than ever before.

>clubhouse cancer
twitter.com/Padres/status/1113903781853294592
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they hold most of Indiana too except for the southeast, that's reds territory.

But seriously, the Rangers are winning the WS

sorry, but the cubs are winning it all!

>But seriously, the Rangers are winning the WS

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If you are a Cubs fan paying state taxes and attending Bulls games, thank you for funding the White Sox rebuild.

It was 5 years ago.

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who cares? go cubs and bulls

I'm just expressing gratitude. Jesus.

What's the best baseball podcast?

I tried the ESPN ones and they are the expected generic trash.

I tried the Ringer ones and god damn, they're essentially lesbians that enjoy looking at stat sheets.

I usually just listen to gambling podcasts for football. Is there anyone who approaches baseball from that greasy common man perspective?

>and bulls
What is there even to root for there? No dunn, lauri, or lavine.

sorry

Sorry my mistake

Zion Williamson you casual

Kist and solak

sorry sometimes I get ahead of myself

Walt

Lemon

Jr

Cbs fantasy baseball today, in this league, and fantasy pros baseball are who I listen too

All take a fantasy baseball angle

Please forgive me

give me a second chance

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 16, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters.

Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman

Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID

Stop

Mets (15)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!
Mugen - Samurai Champloo
Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan
Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop

White Sox: (14)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

wtf is wrong with you guys

Braves: (11)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Nico Robin - One Piece
Tatami – The galaxy akashi

Dodgers: (12)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Arcueid Brunsted – Tsukihime
Hina Kagiyama – Touhou
Shinka Nibutani - Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!

Padres (11)
Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing
Zara - Magnificent Kotobuki
Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
Akane Shinjo - SSSS Gridman
Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100
Musashi Goda - Mob Psycho 100
Saitama - One Punch Man
Momo Yaoyorozu - Boku No Hero Academia
Eagle - Girly Air Force
Phantom - Girly Air Force

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

This is psychotic

There’s a lot of anime and autism itt it’s not a safe place

sometimes I say things on impulse I don't mean. I recognize I need to think about what I say now and will be better. sorry for making you feel this way

Astros: (11)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic
ochako uraraka - Boku No Hero Academia
Mako - Kill la Kill
Saki Nikaido - zombieland saga
Hajime Shinoda -New Game!

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (2)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
Uesugi Tatsuya - Touch
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

YASSSSSS

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The sorry poster is the fucking worst. No backbone. Pathetic

Rangers draft:
Zero Two - DARLING in the FRANXX

nobody wants to see this shit anymore, turn your shitty script off. no one is impressed.

>spicswing

>rags

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Watching anime is gayer than being gay

BAJP IS PWNING ANIME!!

The Dads select Wolverine of the X-Men

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WHITE SOX

3-3

WHITE SOX

BEST TEAM IN MLB

is bajp was an anime character, who would he be?

Bestball!

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sorry sir

OH NO NO NO

>Rangers - Akari

Based

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This is the chisox year bros I'm really feeling it

Stupdid fucking pitcurte took FOUR SECONDS to upload, I had this one, I swear to god I had it bros, you saw me, I swear it

nice try

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I second this emotion

>steals your girl

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The Cubs DFA Lala and select shortstop Bobobobo Bobobo

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Cubs designate for assignment Azusa Nakano. Sign free agent Ms Valentine from Skull Girls

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wh-what

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh fuck, white sox draft lala right now

Holy based!

Sakamoto's sidekick.

Move denied, Lala has a 100 year contact with the Cubs.

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AHAHAHAHAHA

Lala to the white sockies!!!1

Who the fuck is lala?

Did this really just happen

Get a load of this guy

She’s a splinter Cell agent, just like Yu and Kershaw (from Dallas) were

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omigoshies get a shop of lala with sockies gear!

Might as well do it now

The White Sox officially draft Tanya Degurechaf from Youjo Senki.

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nice

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my sides user

>Goldy is too humble for a curtain call
No, he's self conscious for being BALD.

Twins Phillies

Is that anime good?

This is insane

The audacity

Mother of chaos...

very

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Footage of you trying to impress an anime girl in the cage.

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Dodgers would like to select funino furuhashi of bokutachi was benkyou ga dekinai

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What happened? Explain.

>implying
I hit like 5 home runs in Persona 5.

Someone tried to move the Cubs top player to White Sox.
However they didn't follow the regulations for acquisitions so the move was nullified.

Anime = SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Gonna need an updated list, amigo.
alos,

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>twitter

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I'm going to need source on that pic user

fucking kek

How do we stop him?

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Add an image of the character if you want it to be official.

I thought I drafted saber and nadeshiko chan for the white Sox a couple weeks ago

Where did you find this image?

Zero Two - DARLING in the FRANXX
to the Rangers

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You need to include a screenshot of the character, their, full name and the series they're from for it to be accepted if it's not part of an opening draft. (See what the Dads did)

Anime make ya seeth?

I did though. though I guess saber was a webm.
white Sox draft saber, from fate stay night

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and nadeshiko kagamihara, yuru camp

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Now that we know the memeners are frauds, who else is gonna win the AL West?

Need a bit more offense and my pitching is tight rate this trade
Foltynewicz for Eddie Rosario

are there really no red sox fans here right now?

>lifelongs have already jumped ship

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who?

>red sox fans being fair-weather fans
imagine my shock

This would put you one over the limit, but due to current shenanigans, afoot, I'm going to lift the roster limit to 18 for each team. And figure out how to deal with troll attempts to trade players.

So now that the fraud have been exposed as the memeners, who does the AL West win?

196th for The Washington Baseball Eagles.

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/shitposting/ general:

An offseason's worth of /mlb/ shitposting leads to today

yankees

Probably the assaulters in LA

UPDATED PROJECTED PLAYOFF FORMAT
ALW Mariners
ALC White Sox
ALE Rays
ALWC Athletics, Twins

NLW Padres
NLC Brewers
NLE Braves
NLWC Cardinals, Phillies

@91889484
There's so much wrong with this post that it's not worth a (You)

imagine one of the greatest players to ever play the game never gets to even go to the world series

Also any moves attempted in this thread are frozen until the new system is put in place.

>Mariners making the postseason
>unironically

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Halladay?

how dare you

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I unironically think the padres will do well this year.

>paid 300M for a poor tempered haircut
>nothing else
lol

White Sox Dads WS?
I'd watch

I don't think hes the reason.

Gausman looks healthy to me tonight

still amazes me how bad the Orioles managed him

Lads I'm gonna fuck a cartoon. Wish me luck

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Fear the choo choo

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I believe in you.

the red sox have allowed 2 hits to the dbacks pitcher and mookie betts just let a pop fly drop infront of him

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srs bizniz

oh well he's never even gonna play in the alcs

Try not to get to many paper cuts

The red sox are in fuck it mode since they won a world series last year unlike your shitty team.

>win world series
>welp i guess its time to place last in the division lol

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MARINERS!

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Whats for dinner, bros?

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>BARFS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

reddit, where you saw it

I call the sewers.

>bombston
OH NO NO NO IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>Braves
>Stick red plastic on phone
>iChop
oh lordy.

>1-12 vs the diamondbacks
OH NONONONO

It's been over 7 years, and Bryce Harper cannot catch up to the up and away fastball

But wait, it gets better.
>0-8 against the Brewers
lol

SCUBA DOOBA DOO
WHERE ARE YU
YOU REALLY FUCK SUCK NOW
SCUBA DOOBA DOO
WHERE ARE YU
QUINTANA 8 EARNED RUNS ALLOWED

CUSBB LOL

...based!

>cubs score, crowd gets loud as if they're the home team
is gaysconsin really this cucked?

WWIndians!!!

>cusb

ello janqui fan

why didnt you just sign kimbrel lol

He's a fucking idiot asking for $120 million

he wants starter money

Yeah baby.

WWWW

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based harper

The 2019 Phillies are literally the best team of all time

The astros are gonna stop the evil phillies. Calling it now

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prolly hader be chillin

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The Phillies lineup is terrifying. If they can get their bullpen down they're going to be the team to beat in the NL

>major beaner area of the country
>not evil

>Phillies
>evil

>philthies
>not evil

are the orioles going to ironically win the al east without davis ever getting a hit?

they're statistically the worst team of all time with flashes of greatness every 20 years

>Based Phighties
>Evil
You can only pick one. The Phillies, aka the Phighties are this year's protagonist

i can only imagine where these posters are from.
Mets are the only good guys in the NL east

Spotted the Lifelong Mets fan since Daniel Wright, Juan Santana, and Joey Reyes

and winning the NL east

fuck you nigger i was at game 8 of the walkway series where mark piazza got beaned by Clemente

Oh i'm thinking we're back

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especially after a subpar performance in a contract year, the red sox are lucky evoldi stepped up to close in the playoffs other he would have fucked up really bad there.

>well fucking up really bad in the playoffs did really hurt the pitch tipping chinito the fucks paid his ass 150+benefits

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oof

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CARLS JR

THE NIGRO THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

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Phighties Win!

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Right on, Mike.

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Just wait until next year after they add pitching at the deadline and in the off-season

>cusb

Phillies win!!!!

imagine being a fan of any team other than the phillies... yikes!

>most losses in history
yikes

I mean i'm not a phillies fan. So what?

Is there a player named Recker or something like that? What is his reputation and what do you think of him?

>living in Philadelphia
ouch

this. i wouldn't do this

As a Phillies fan, the thought sickens me. Some of the suburbs are beautiful, though.

>cubs fan here!!!!!!
Well hello there.

i was at that game still have the stub somewhere, absolute kino

I was at the game when the Lillies lost their 10,000th game. Incredible. What a miserable franchise.

>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

It was awesome. I had a parking lot shirt I bought on the way out. Wore it until the screen printing all wore off. Truly one of our proudest moments.

>cusb

>I only root for the Yankees
YIKERS

Imagine being this jealous over not having the most losses of any franchise in all of professional sports.

Zounds! Is that Teboq I see over there Teboqing?

>Imagine being this jealous over not having the most losses of any franchise in all of professional sports.
That's definitely something. I'd be jelly too.

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Mariners/Phillies/WhiteSox Brotherhood is unstoppable!

fuck outta here

I see someone's a Laughstros fan haha

well duh of course i am.

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Fuck off!

hehe Pastros. Get it because they live in the past haha

gg a's see ya tomorrow

This Major League Baseball team currently has the most potent offense, scoring 8.166 Runs Per Game

Wait until they sign Rendon or Bryant. I think stealing Rendon from the Nats would be hilarious.

>cusb
LOL

>His favorite team plays in a park named after a bank!
ISHYGDDT

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Philly is great. City is generally dirty terrible trash pickup and a ton of panhandlers.

But bars, restaurants, parks and outdoor space, concert venues, etc, etc. it’s great.

Where is Inspector Godgers? What are his latest findings?

How the fuck are you supposed to stop the Phillies lineup?

>cusb
laugh and point

Also housing isn’t overpriced like every other major city. It’s actually liveable and your don’t have to waste 50% of your cuck bucks on just rent/mortgage.

What happened to bustcada?

i still think the brewers are better than the phillies

Pitch left-handed.

Brewers have better top end players and a better bullpen anchor, but the Phillies are really deep with their lineup and rotation

I hope this is the NLCS matchup, otherwise who really knows

You don’t. fucking Mikael Franco batting out of the 8 hole has already been intentionally walked 6 times, has 10 rbi. Their current 6,7,8 hitter were their 1,3,5 hitters for most of last season and that team was leading the division in the last week of July.

NATS

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BRAOVS

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Describe Anthony Recker please.

how?

When are we going to get a better look at Tebow?

can tebow win baseball with one play?

"Ball in the gap"?

So who's the GOAT of mlb the show 19?

"Yeah I don't read books, bud."
-Joe Maddon responding to a pregame question about his staff's scouting report on the Brewers.

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>how?
What is he like as a player and person? What is his physical appearance like?

i don't understand

>can tebow win baseball with one play?
>can tebow win baseball with one play?
Teboq. Zounds!

>i don't understand
Those are quite simple questions. What’s he like as a player and person and how would you describe his physical appearance? His physical shape obviously affects his playing ability.

Based

is there even a right answer?

Sometimes you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

>is there even a right answer?
If you have opinions spout them.

nah i'm good

>cusb

Good post

nice

Cubs scored 10 today too white sux.

>strike-out stuff

Whose pitching is more likely to turn it around: Cubs or Red Sox?

loseba
kekk
loseba!

Based

Red sox at 60-80 wins minimum

Long answer: neither

"Darvish always smells like he's crapped himself."
-Joe Maddon, unprompted

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stropy looked good today

/tankb owl/ time

tankathon.com/mlb

Unironically based.

THE CUSBB ARE LITERALLY THE OFFICIAL WORST TEAM IN PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL

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Give the Angels an hour or so.

hey hey what do you say?
the cubs will be 1-8 sunday

please have mercy

The ass was fat

Red Sox

i have faith the angels will have the less worse run difference at the end of baseball today.

"I always fucking hated Nirvana."
-Joe Maddon

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>cubes

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finish the scuba

s____

k__
s_____

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

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Shut the fuck up

>STL: Marcell Ozuna (side) in Cards' lineup Friday
he must be reading my posts

kill this guy

based

fat fingers hit the caps lock again? disgusting fat man

someone PM me this guy's dox!

"DUH CUHBEES ARE NUMBER #1"

lololol youre a fucking loser queer that's a fan of a piece of shit faggot team.

APOLOGIZE

the child he keeps in his basement has seen BAJPs penis more recently than he has because he’s so fat lol

What are you on about retard?

Reminder the who's are better than the cubs lol

"My favorite thing about Chicago is the grass."

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sorry sir, please try not to personally insult me though I'm a good person with a heart of gold.

BAJP is so fat kfc mines his arteries for their deep fryers lol

I would LOVE for some asperger riddens cubs fan to dox me and fuck with me on my property in Indiana. I've never got to see in real life what .45 hollowpoints to a to human.

>Reminder the who's are better than the cubs lol
What does who possess?

Zach Eflin, Cy Young Award Winner

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BAJP is so fat the state of Indiana is slowly tipping over

I'm sorry. I really messed up with that post.

>The ass was fat
Was?

What website with advanced stats updates the fastest? Fangraphs and Baseball-Reference still haven't updated anyone today.

50% of the doxx has been achieved. BAJP will slowly regret his actions

when BAJP mentions 45s, he means his BMI

give me your address faggot give me it you pussy!!

BAJP has to register his car as a commercial truck because he’s so fat lol

BAJP is so fat the airlines require him to buy a boat ticket instead

555 E 81st Ave, Merrillville, IN 46410

You would live at a hot dog shop, tubs

BAJP is fat his town had to make 81 streets to make room for him

OMG it was just a joke i swear please I'm sorry I don't want to fight!

BAJP is so fat people with disability placards give up their parking spaces out of pity

They won't be updated until tomorrow.

BAJP is so fat he removed his front seat and installed pic related so he could eat on the go

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this is crazy :D

BAJP is so fat that his underboobs can be used as humidors for baseballs in a pinch

BAJP is so based that he's /ourguy/

bajp make ya seeth?

It's like when I was a kid and I had to wait for next morning's newspaper to see the updated standings and league leaders. Even then, the west coast games weren't updated because the paper went to the press before those games ended.

BAJP is so fat that he has diabetes and should really take care of himself better

BAJP is so fat he’s got Cheetos for boogers

uh bajp owns ya
may as well pwn ya

Based BAJP.... our guy

This looks like a good idea, might install this in my car

I fucking love BAJP

BAJP is so fat that his elbows have foreskin

BAJP is so based he makes ya seeth

I like BAJP and he makes ME SEETH!!!

BAJP is so fat that he switched to metric when reporting his weight to say he’s under 200

I love BAJP and he makes me horny!

BAJP is so fat he’s gotta pay property taxes on his shadow

I want to FUCK BAJP!!

let's go gaysies *clap clap clap*

I'm fucking BAJP right now and he's gone into a state of fucked silly ahegao unconsciousness of grunts and sweats and "bauer, bauer"

BAJP is so fat that he’s forced to live away from the coasts in Indiana to prevent the tide charts from needing daily updates based on his movements

holy based!!!! bajp to the fuckies!

I have impregnated BAJP

BAJP is so fat that when he buys pants he looks for the huskys but eventually settles on the sweatpants

BAJP has miscarried. We named the gloop "cusb" and laughed at it

This shit is great.

This thread is out of control and you can die now.

yikes the lifelongs are unravelling

BAJP is so fat he uses milkshakes as hand lotion

I'm so sorry for your loss

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this is insane

The day bjap made /mlb/ stand still with seethe

>cusb

BAJP is so fat his funeral will be at the Grand Canyon

this is crazy... what the fuck is going on?

HA

BAJP is so fat that he can’t go to the zoo anymore without fear of recapture

>cusb

Neutral NLfag here, On the one hand I've always liked the Chissox almost like a second team, but on the other hand I hate BAJP. What to do?

fuck off mo

BAJP is so fat that Indiana is more of a fly-around state than a flyover state

>I hate BAJP
youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

mo please go

BAJP is assblasted, and he still has fat to spare.

Mo is in the house!

dumbass

BAJP is so fat that his teeth use their cutlery to keep up

hrmmm...mo is spotted in the premises i see... give me time ill find it out...

mo's in the house!

youtube.com/watch?v=wrj5bQqL_Ck

stay fat

What did BAJP do to get to the lifelongs to come after him tonight?

>losediana

BAJP is so fat that nurses draw his blood with a dipstick

you know it's just mo'Lester posting without his trip, right?

he invaded their thread

/mlb/ is flattered by his noble efforts of fighting lifelongs it seems a bunch want to fuck him now

BAJP is so fat that he pays his bills in cheese wheels

Here you go. I suspect you could get some mileage out of this.

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I would likem to personally congratulate BAJP on setting the Cusb lifelongers (2016) into an irreconcilable quake and smolder

>cusb

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>Cole "No Rivalry" Hamels

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holy based!

>first week of the season
>whos fans going nuts over being .500
>cusb fans acting like the world is ending
What is wrong with Chicago fans? Why don't you see Pittsburgh fans going nuts and celebrating or Anaheim fans crying out the end of days?

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>Pittsburgh fans
>Anaheim fans

??????????????????????????????

BAJP is so fat that restaurants pay him not to show up

Rags please don't lose

sorry

>BAJP

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BAJP is so fat he gave up on sex after finding out eating pussy wasn’t what he thought it was

lol he really did go hard in paint on them, he even called their bullpen fucking up if they managed to tie the game and of course they did. Eddy Carl Jr is a fucking champ.

LIFELONGS SEETH

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LOL GET TROUTED

BAJP is so fat he likes mike trout but only with extra tartar sauce on the side haha make it two extras

>rags
>giving up 2 home runs to le 430 million dollar man

I FUCKING CALLED IT

cubs will have the worst record and run difference at the end of the night.

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>chicken al
LGTSS ANGLELS

Thank you BAJP you are this angel's fan greatest ally right now. Cody Allen is supposed to be good right?

BAJP is so fat he he declines the healthy Tim Salmon for the unfulfilling Felix Pie a la mode

*spankie*

TROUT

THIS MAN CAN DO EVERYTHING

Oh!

TROUTIES GOT RAGS IN A SEETHE

BAJP is so fat that he considers Daryl Strawberry to be a vegetable

CODY ALLEN GOAT
GET FUCKED RAGS

BAJP is so fat that he can only round the bases laying on his side

oh here ya go! *spankie* *spankie* aaand here's another one *spankie*!!

ill make the Angels "one of my teams" tonight since if they win the cubs will have the worst record and worst run difference.

If you add all the cubes relievers' ERAs up it probably equals his weight.

BAJP is so fat the babbieposters get excited when those huge tits of his come jiggling

Uwaa~!

What happened to all those rags fans?

as a cubs fan you really are making me mad. cut it out already!

If you add their saves you get BAJPs number of sexual partners that weren’t small children covered in sprinkles

uguu~

Based BAJP

BAJP is so fat that Tal’s Hill was installed in an attempt to keep the field flat when it was discovered he would be in attendance

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this is insane

BAJP is so fat that his belly button touches his dick more often than his hand does

GG, Angles.
time for bed.

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poor pupper

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

Nice doggo

choo choo

ALL ABOAAAAAAARD

Is Anthony Recker Hispanic?

BAJP is so fat that when he says that Recker is delicious, he means it in the flavor sense

!!!

choo aboard

the shadow trains are coming

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This is insanity

I'm scared!

My favorite player ever. Come home, Cole.

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>scoo scoo

new

>1 early.
what the shit, man?