/nfl/ general - GET BUCC edition

Apparently you care enough to stopping by and made a silly comment

Not again...

Well we already suspected that the NFL wouldn't step in to put an end to white supremacy in their organization so this comes as no surprise.

>rip in peace

Yeah, that's why aaron was so mad. They only had a female masseuse.

big if true.

*wins the AFC South*

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Based dubs.

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For All the Glory!

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>loses to a wildcard team

We'll see you in the AFC Championship Game

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>Broncos new look 97
>immediately go over
>pats new look 2000
>immediately go over
>seahawks new look 2012
>immediately go over
How dumb do they think we are?

>Cowboys
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dunno if it's a hot take, but Jeffery Simmons WILL get picked in the first round. Maybe even top 20.

What'd they do now?

>go over
What does this mean

I must admit the helmet is pretty cool, nice shade of green and so shiny, looks like a beetle shell.

I think he refers to the success of these teams after changing their unis

100m to DeMarcus Lawrence

Lol what happened to the Buccs, Browns, Jags, Niners, falcons, Vikings, cardinals, titans, lions, and chargers then?

Jets 0-16 confirmed

*wins the AFC South for real*

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These look fine to me 2bh. I have a feeling everyone is going to say HURRR COLLEGE to every new uniform until the league folds.

stop feeding him you fucking retards

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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter
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9m
Breaking: The Cowboys have agreed to a five year, $105 million deal with DE DeMarcus Lawrence with $65 million guaranteed, a source tells
@toddarcher

Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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18m
Full terms of the deal between the #Cowboys and DeMarcus Lawrence: 5 years, $105M with $65M guaranteed, source said. More money in cash than any non-QB in Year 1.

Albert Breer
@AlbertBreer
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16m
Cashflow of Cowboys DE DeMarcus Lawrence's 5-year, $105 million deal ...

Year 1: $31.1 million
Over 2: $48 million
Over 3: $65 million

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>literally cocaine

but I thought they only had like $6million worth of cap space.

Don't you EVER respond to me with a picture of a little anime girl again.

Ohnono ahaha

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Is 3D still a thing in theaters?

reply with lels

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>FA: Baltimore works out free agent RB Eddie Lacy
based Eddie

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Lawrence is an elite pass rusher and is absolutely worth the money.

He could have his driver use a new Toyota Century that comes with 20-speaker premium audio system and 100 percent wool upholstery

the luxury experience provided by the generous 10 foot wheelbase and the raised ceiling. They have also straightened the slope of the C pillar to draw your attention to the rear. There, the Century's occupants can enjoy the benefits of a step-less, adjustable power leg rest, adjustable rear seats with a massage function, a multi-operational LCD panel located in the central armrest, a writing table with reading light, a rear seat entertainment system with a large-sized display, while getting extremely calm thanks to the Century's "three-dimensional lens of the rear combination lamps that emit a light of harmony."

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lol

How's the china food in Baltimore?

>captain fungus

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M V P

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You'd still fuck her. Admit it.

Trim those eyebrows bitch

Jennings (6'1/214) doesn't get a ton of love from the draft community despite catching 97 passes as a junior, scoring 13 touchdowns as a senior, leading the group in contested catch rate, and running a 4.42-second 40-yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine. Jennings also had the 2nd-best touchdown rate (17.6%) and averaged the 4th-best yards per target (12.6),

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GARY JENNINGS
PUTTIN DA TEAM ON HIS BACK DOE

>FA: Baltimore works out free agent RB Eddie Lacy
Pretty sure him walking around the stadium would constitute a "workout"

'Tank' is the JJ Watt of the Cowboys, and he was drafted the same year as Jadeveon Clowney (2014 Draft). Crazy the Panthers didn't take Tank at 28 as their new Greg Hardy as Tank is born and raised in South Carolina. But Gettleman wanted to take Kelvin Benjamin like the bone head he is

As for Tank, It'll be hard for him to live up to the money and he turns 27 this month then will decline each year 28, 29, 30, 31...

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*finishes 7-9*
*still beats your team*

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Of course he would, turkroach has awful taste in women

Who wins the Ed Oliver sweepstakes? The Jets at #3?
The Raiders at #4?
The 49ers at #2?

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>team's best player is the kicker
Yikes, have sex.

He is no where near as good as Donald was coming out of college.

Robby Anderson - 6 foot 3 with a 4.36 forty, 36.5 vertical, just hitting his prime years

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Baker Mayfield is under-sized, under-strength, and under-speed

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>mitch trushitsky

Nah

pointless fact the last time these three had a combined winning record and at least one made the playoffs was 2005

Jaguars just played in the AFC Championship in 2017 season and Dolphins made the playoffs 2016 season.

So he's basically like that old dude on the saints.

He ends up winning 2-3 Owls but the D gets most of the credit

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He's pretty underrated, or at least he was. I'd say he's just rated now. I know it's a pretty lazy take, but I really think he needs to put on some mass to take it to another level. Compared to years past, he's already shown an ability to run more diverse routes and improve his hands. If he can improve other parts of his game the same way he improved his contested catch ability and couple that with a coach who hopefully utilizes him correctly, he could be in line for a huge season. Contract year too, dude is trying to get paid. I would draft him in fantasy.

Jets will fuck it up and he'll be playing on a better team within the next 3 years. Trade or free agency.

Cleveland favorites to win the AFC North

Mike Clay
@MikeClayNFL
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11h
Here. We. Go. Pre-Draft 2019 NFL projected win totals, scoring differentials, playoff seeds and even an 2020 draft order #clayprojections

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fuck off fake reddit bay

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>Patriots will send Brady to Free Agency in 2020 and tank the season as Belichick retires and McDaniels takes over.
>They draft QB Trevor Lawrence #1 overall
>Brady and Edelman join up on the Raiders in Las Vegas

Pats
Browns
Chiefs
Colts

Texans
Donkeys (chorgers, Ravens and stoolers needn't apply you shan't get a 2019-2020 playoff spot)

Cowboys
Vikangz
Roll a d4 and you decide. About the same chances of any nfcs team making playoffs
Niners

Bears
Eagles

7-9 is a great season in terms of the modern browns fuck you

>the NFCS has 3 MVP calibur QBs

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If the Chargers lose to the Patriots in the divisional we will see a ridiculous meltdown on the field. Rivers will be bawling his eyes out as he's flipping over benches and carts and whatever else isn't bolted down. I would buy tickets and fly to boston just to wear a shirt with this printed on it.

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>niners
I don't think it will happen but thank you for the support.

>Cowboys
>Vikangz
ahahahahahaha

>Niners
wew

Rams are a glass house and gurleys been seen limping in the off-season. They won't be able to be anywhere as good as the team that embarrassingly lost with 3 points in the Superbowl. If Jimmy g is healthy and the other talent that they've picked up in the off-season I can see a niners turn around. Cardinals and Seahawks are so downtrodden they won't even make playoffs so I can see the Rams giving up their division to the 49ers.

I believe Vikings will take north. Nfcn is usually the one battle ground not securing a playoff spot until the last few weeks. Trubisky is the 4th best qb in the north and I see the NFCN winner changing up.

As for the cowboys they're really the only option in that division that could possibly win it

>It's a family thing! My son's Steelers themed wedding!

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>As for the cowboys they're really the only option in that division that could possibly win it
What? lol

The vikings will be fighting hard not to finish 4th in the division

>picking a player who probably won't play this season due to ACL tear and has a video on the internet that shows him sitting on top of some chick punching her in the head multiple times

Fucking lol. I think he's good but he'll be a late 2nd rounder at most

Imagine how embarrasing it must be to base your life around a team that plays for about 3 hours at most 19 days out of the year. It was 16 this past year, and it was pretty crappy all around, couldn't even beat the browns when they were on that ridiculous losing streak.

>the kids tattoo says "like father like son"
And to top it off, he married a black girl

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>Implying gintz deadskins or igglez after losing all their talent and Carson Wentz newest injury is going to win a division without foles

That's nice you put them in 3rd so Packers could be 2nd. Kek but it's still not happening. It'll be bears and Vikings mano a mano for the north title.

>Her names literally chikita

I wonder if he wants to have Steeler-themed sex
>sex while watching Steelers game when they are up big
>sex with her in a Rothlisberger jersey
>etc

>It'll be bears and Vikings mano a mano for the north title.
*blocks your path*
*pads his stats*

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Lol

He probably already comes up short in the 4th

I mean, I want it, but it’s ugly as shit

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Da Bears

Da Bears

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I’d pound that cushioned pusspuss while watching those huge chocolate tatas bounce if you catch my drift

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>dude happy as shit right now and a bunch of jealous nerds he doesn’t know that exist are seething about it
Corporate themed wedding is still cringe tho

Still have Damien Harris as my No.1 RB in this draft but holy shit Alexander Mattison from Boise State is a beast

>Last 4 games in college
689 rushing yards
7 rushing TDs
756 yards total from scrimmage

May end up being my No.2 overall RB in this class

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>Happy as shit
>Not smiling in any of the photos

How pregnant did he get her?

Beastiality is disgusting

K.C.C.

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Autism?

Oh, so you're retarded. Ok then.

3 shell method

Browns.

>Can't refute any of my points or defend his own division winners
>Let's call him a retard

Lol u

Berds

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Twice according to the photos

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>indians havent won a Worlds Eries since 1948

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>talking about baseball in /nfl/
OUT OUT OUT

Mad at the O's?

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Keep it in /mlb/

your points refute themselves desu

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How about you try to make me, bitch?

C'mon now, basedball just got started. Have to expect some cross posting. Go Niners! And S.F. Giants! Fuck NY Giants though I hate those cunts

Pats
Jets
Bills
Phins

Steelers
Browns (WC)
Ravens
Bengals

Texans
Colts (WC)
Jags
Titans

Chefs
Chargers
Raiders
Broncos

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Eagles
Redskins
Cowboys
Giants

Bears
Packers (WC)
Lions
Vikings

Panthers
Saints
Falcons
Buccs

Seahawks
Rams (WC)
Niners
Cards

/mlb/ is shit.

indians will never win the series until they change the name and remove wahoo.

source: clevelander

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>steelers

Agree. Its worse than /hoc/

Dolphins will get Tua #1 overall next year

>edge
>int

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Switch pack with loins

I like /hoc/ personally. At least in the sense that you have a common antagonistic force in GARY.

Fitz will go against the wishes of management and magic them to 5-11, dying in mysterious circumstances after the season. The Cardinals will take another QB first overall next year.

I honestly wouldnt know. I only go there to steal their memes, I have never watched a hockey game in my life and will likely never watch one. I just know /hoc/ is widely considered the worst general on here but /mlb/ is pretty shitty as well.

>...remember it's a sin To Kill A Mockingbird
yikes

Its a sin to kill an Oriole... cant you read dumbass?

I won't twist your arm into liking hockey but hoc is an alright place imo. No worse than here from what I've personally seen.

You're supposed to kill orioles. They are a pest to fruit growers. They damage fruit crops, including raspberries, mulberries, cherries, oranges and bananas

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No. They eat pests that eat those fruits

Have sex.

I did yesterday, what's your point?

yikes, never ever

sure thing bud

What's the name of the lucky guy?

Pamela Handerson doesn't count

Jinkies

Have YOU ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

Get a pocket pussy then. Also, I'm pretty sure you're gay.

This pasta is delicious

Seacucks aren't winning the west I can assure you

this but unironically.

This reminds me: where is that autist who writes cringe posts on actual pieces of paper and files them in a manilla folder?

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what went wrong?

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They just needed more help

AAF players didnt *ackshually* think they were going to make a career from professional football, did they?

Why the fuck are people hyping up the Seahawks to win the west as if the rams aren’t about to go 14-2

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Not having a backup plan.

I mean they were getting paid to try, so they thought. Fuck if someone paid me just 30k a year to play football I'd probably do it. That's shits fun.

kek and true

They're going to get memed on by the Browns, and the Panthers or Falcons. And they'll at best split with Seattle. Looks more like 10-6.

a WR from the hotshots and the apollos QB already got signed to NFL teams

wow

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>Rasm 14-2
They're going to drop off hard. Split with 9ers and Hawks and also lose to browns & Aints. WC at best

Lads Baker and Jarvis are killin it.

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>browns
The meme game will be against the patriots, not the rams
>panthers
Ass
>falcons
Ass
>Seahawks
easy sweep. My only conclusion is you live in Washington which is fucking sad

It’s genuinely sad how long Old Bay has Beem posting here

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Oh my God, you people are going to let Megacalves fall to the Patriots at the end of the first round, aren't you

>megacalves
who

Rules Question: offense is on their own 1 yard line. On the play, they fumble the ball and it goes out the back of their own endzone from a fumble. This is a safety, right?

>raiders not dead last

It’s like you don’t even watch the nfl

roiders added a lot of good players this offseason, and the draft is yet to come

yep. it happened on the first play of SB48 when the Broncos fucked up the snap and it went out of their endzone

>Rumors of Eagles giving Carson Wentz a 5 year extension worth $159 million with $100 million guaranteed, and a $45 million signing bonus

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giving an extension to a guy with two years left on his rookie contract is exactly something I can believe the niggles would do

Raiders will win the AFCW, Chargers will go 4-12

Based but bluepilled

Cowboys might actually be good next year, unfortunately

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draft

Way too many teams hovering around 500

Hi Colin

>implying

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Post your stadium's best food. Pic related.

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huh? they missed the playoffs last year, so per tradition they'll make it this year. and they'll get jobbed in the WC round by rule that only gets changed after it impacts a more popular team EG the PI that wasn't called against Dallas

Looks like ur moms cooter lol

Josh Rosen > Haskins, Lock, Jones desu

Still would.

You wrote that backwards m8tea

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Isn't that the guy who kisses his son on the mouth?

Friendly Reminder that I was right about the Bears last season despite the constant meme arrows and I will continue to be right this year when they win da superb owl

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For me, it’s the New York Jets

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That's right

DK Metcalf

>too old
>too slow
>too many penalties
>locker room cancer
>going to jail soon for beating up an old lady
Have you apologized yet, /nfl/?

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Epic Facebook meme. Liked and shared!

Sometimes I don’t understand these gms and qbs
Everybody knew osweiler sucked and he got a billion dollars
Everyone knew Hackenberg sucked and he got picked in the 3rd round and given a chance to start lol
Everyone knew Rosen was trash but he went 10 overall
What are these motherfuckers DOING?

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Based Cowherd is right. The Browns are going to be a dumpster fire this year.

>A rare image of Giselle Bundchen's lover and Tom Brady

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>compares baker to case keenum
he doesnt know shit user

King James can do a lot better than that man faced thot. Is he only fucking her to hurt Tom?

>comparing a guy on the worst team in the nfl which was a shitshow all over the field and off it to those two busts
give rosen a chance, at least. He wasnt even the worst QB taken in the first last year

he's probably not fucking her anymore, he just did it when she was younger.

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>Le 10 mistakes man
>not the worst qb taken in all 7 rounds

Baker memefield

I would take keenum over "le crotchgrab" man.

>le I cant throw the ball but I refuse to be anything other than a qb man
>le throw the ball 50 yards but overthrow my receiver by 10 man
>better than nosen
too early to say, its more than possible, but Rosen definately went to the worst team of the three
good thing youre not a gm then

Rosen is a locker room cancer and actively makes any team worse. The cards would be lucky to get a 6th in a trade for him

>locker room cancer
i havent heard anything like this, so idk. I think theyll get a 2nd for him, probably mid or late 2nd, but theyre dreaming if they think they can get a first

>bolted down

I see what you fucking did there

Now you’re just being purposefully ignorant

arizonasports.com/story/1517037/nfl-scout-cardinals-josh-rosen-nobody-likes-him/

Baker is a mediocre shitter who will keep the Browns stuck in 6 win limbo. At least with Keenum the front office knows he sucks and will actively look for a better qb.

not really, I just dont think about nosen that often
it doesnt surprise me though, he has that kind of personality

Based
This guy has sex

>being undrafted makes you “lesser”
Imagine thinking this

Imagine being such a jew supremacist you believe this

Of course it does, if you were good you would have been drafted.

>a second for josh chosen
Oh NO NO NO

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>jew supremacist
ironic coming from an american ayy lmao

somebodies already offered one

>actual nfl performance doesn’t mean shit
I can’t even call this casual. It’s just retardation

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Proofs immediately

>trade for/draft/sign the like of Mike Glennon, Sam Bradford, Carson Palmer and Josh Rosen
>ready to give up on Rosen less than 16 games after trading up for him
>poised to draft an inexperienced system babby manlet to replace him
>neck and neck with Donnovan McNabb for Arizona State DUI Champion

How does he still have a job fellas?

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cbssports.com/nfl/news/cardinals-reportedly-receive-two-trade-offers-for-josh-rosen-want-to-save-face-in-deal/

>Joel klatt
>not just throwing predictions at the wall and seeing what sticks

where theres smoke etc

YEAH YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY

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I’m sorry, friend, but I cannot take that article as proof that the cardinals were “offered” a second for Rosen.

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imgur.com/gallery/9sqahkV
and this is vs college manlets. hes gonna die

>He will be facing Donald twice a year

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Seems like he can handle it

>Murray drafted by Cardinals
>Q. Williams drafted by 49ers

Kek

jej

based

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>Carr

Sure buddy

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BLOCKS YOUR PATH WUT DO?

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Easy sweep

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>steelers
>over da browns
shiggy

Havent the 9ers drafted like 4 DL busts in the first round in as many years?

that would unquestionably be a 15 yard penalty in the NFL

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Tom Brady would like a word.

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lions will never place higher than the packers
barry sanders cursed them after 1992

His rookie contract think is actually up this upcoming season.

if only greedy williams had bakers mind

People dog his physical ability too much, he's 10 pounds heavier and 3 inches shorter, if he had lower bmi he would have run faster.
Also has longer arms than williams too.

Rumor is QB Dwayne Haskins is going to fall in the draft as no team is showing interest. Daniel Jones is QB#2 on most teams boards.

OH NO NO NO NO

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Brady gets bailed out by his team all the fucking time

16-0 incoming

Literally the biggest smokescreen I’ve ever seen

The cowboys will bootyblast the aints

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>peter schrager
You realize this guy is one of the least insightful “analyst” on tv right? Some schmuck on bleacher report or sb nation can give a better opinion than shrager

Just like how the Seahawks weren’t supposed to make the playoffs last year right?

Digits and Blake Bortles becomes superbowl 54 MVP

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>Baker is a mediocre shitter
What are you looking for in a quarterback that Baker didn't show last year? He is very accurate, has a good arm, and has quickly become a leader on the team. He's done everything you could want or expect from a rookie qb and he'll only get better. Not sure why there are so many people here who are so quick to write him off, jealousy I guess...

>tfw when the chorgers go 11-5, win a wild card game convincingly, then flame the fuck out in the divisional

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A few have. Chiefs, Browns, Panthers, Steelers, and Vikings have all signed at least 1.

Nkeal Harry is Eric Decker 2.0

Rams 2 losses come from the 16-0 Hawks.

The Chargers fucked everything up. If they would have just stayed home the Ravens would have booty blasted the Patrishits and given the Chefs a run for their money. But the Chargers forgot their place and got a refball assisted win against the Ravens fucking every thing up

hes not black

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The 14-2 Hawks two losses come from the 5-11 49ers

Find a flaw
>Protip: you can't

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if you still want to watch some spring football check the mexican league

Cope

>Find a flaw
It's the Browns

Pretty reasonable.

Baker is the next GOAT but the Steelers roster is still very good. Should be a fun division.

>the Steelers roster is still very good

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>black qb

Glad they got it done early. Fix that shoulder and get the fuck to camp

Steelers will definitely see a significant drop next year. Juju is good, but is more suited to being a WR2, and probably won't produce well if he's the primary target now that Brown is gone. Their rb room is in a similar situation without Bell; they'll be alright, but it won't be enough to carry the team to many wins. Rapistburger is also on the decline physically, sure he had a great year last year but I think that was more due to the rule changes than anything

flip the tits and broncos games and I'll agree

7-2 as a starter

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>7-2 as a starter
>72 iq
Pottery

Don't forget the mandatory lose against the Cards

Buckner is great
Armstead was a reach
Thomas is nearing bust territory

Buckner and Armstead were Baalke picks. Lynch whiffed his 1st year 1st round, but the mid round picks have been solid and McGlinchy last year in the 1st was a great pick. He's a career tackle.
T. Niners fan

>niners fan
I understand that this in an anonymous forum but still, why would you openly admit to that?

Not him but fuck you. My nanners are the the single most prestigious football team (pats are cheaters, stillers are rapists).

assuming this is the original Old Bay, isn't Old Bay basically a neo-nazi? Must drive him crazy having to root for a black QB now.

>4 more trip faggots

worst general

NFCE > AFCN > NFCN > AFCE > AFCW > NFCW > AFCS > NFCS

He know Lamar isn’t a good passer and it drives him insane

Jerry Rice used glue on his gloves.

Not cheating

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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NFL banned it 4 years before he entered the league.

Fake news. Rice never cheated.

"I know this might be a little illegal, guys, but you put a little spray, a little stickum on them, to make sure that texture is a little sticky."
-Jerry Rice

Peyton used hgh and Brady used deflated footballs

Nobody gives a fuck, if you ain’t cheating you ain’t tryin

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who the fuck is Brian Burns and why are literal who analysts projecting him to >me?

Steve Young would pay a kid to fondle his balls on cold days to keep them warm.

>AFCN >
>

He's good. Top 3 DE in the class.

Old gay is one of those racists that actually wishes he was black

The northern divisions are the most competitive. The AFCN wins because right now the NFCN is shit except for the bears

He usually seethes and says Lamar is "cornball tier"

It's a pro wrestling term. It means to win

with Gronk out of the picture, all the cards are lined up for this to be the year of Zach Ertz

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>that'll literally be their only ring as the sun swallows the Earth

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>not posting the webm

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not so fast

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Chris Herndon is way better

hmm

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Not necessarily win. You can put someone over by having them lose a highly competitive match against a big name, especially if they shake hands afterwards.

The Eagles have 4 rings

Autism

48-17 you fucking faggot ahahhahahahaga

>this desperate

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>implying Pad Statford is over

Just stating facts

>best game of the season for a jets fan
haha sure got me there pal

I was just joshing ya haha miss you man

I created a logo for an expansion team to New Zealand. You guys like it?

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even the bears will be doing a jags tier implosion when their defense regresses and more is asked of trubisky

You have to give the kiwi a burqa.

giants (eli's career will end on a meme)
iggles (WC)
redskins
cowboys (first draft pick)

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This is Eli Manning, the only starting quarterback to ever defeat Tom Brady in the superbowl. Say something nice about him.

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Life is boring when the chiefs arent playing

At least the aaf had memes to distract us

The eagles are so god damn savvy

Makes the redskins and giants look like clowns by comparison

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He's a hero to autistic people and their families everywhere

NFL trying to keep brees around

>this kills the patriots

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The Kiwis have the Pats figured out. They've proven through statistics that Brady plays slightly less good at the end of the season so he could never possibly win a superbowl. They have a spreadsheet.

At least we'll know that it will never quit.

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people were picking the Rams? Wew. I could never pick DUDE OFFENSE LMAO teams against the Pats

Yeah cause the rams lost because of their defense

Why can't Josh Gordon just not do drugs and bless us with a HoF caliber receiver to watch for years?

What's a virgin starting QB to a Chad big dick backup QB?

His fans hate him and want him gone while Foles fans still love him after he's gone.

/Bills Owl 2020/

Giant fans should want Eli gone. He’s a big reason why they’ve sucked ass for so long now.

yet hes still the only QB you guys will have to idolize as QB hero after hes gone and replaced by the upcoming black QB meme in this upcoming draft. Only then you guys will appreciate what he's done for you.

based

I’m not a giants fan but it’s just sad seeing them cling to the past.

They’re basically now what they give cowboy fans shit for

Probably the only thing they can do since Barkley's going to be wasted away until the rebuilt is complete when hes 28. One thing Eagles have over their division rivals is not shit ownership

Shit poisons your mind, it takes a lot of strength to get past it and stay off it. Most people can't.

game starting

Gotchu bro, no worries

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'Scuse me, best QB in the draft coming through

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He's shit m8

That's not how you spell George Kittle you mouthbreather

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Unironically the best player on our team

By far

Nah, I want him to become the top white DB once Weddle retires.

niner delusion in full force i see

>our

You got a problem bud?

berds

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Yeah, you're still breathing.

haha berds

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Fuck you bud, you're just salty because we're winning the owl.

Who here has been jumped in by the mafia

>bud
>salty
>we're
>owl
Well, I'm at least comfortable you're not winning at life

mock draftin on a saturday night, living the dream

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lmao @ ur lyfe

I want them to trade up a couple spots and take Devin Bush desu. Or maybe Wilkins.

Reminder that bitchknees blew the tranny janny just so he can shitpost in generals.

Lmao

Yea it's over

Have sex

He had sex last night, I can vouch for it personally.

Nah, Im in a steady relationship so its been over a week

Bro PLEASE get me a job. Im literally starving.

Then who was the fat guy in the Lamar Jackson jersey that fucked me?

U sure it wasnt lamar?

It was dark...

Deion Sandals

Probably Ben Roethlisberger

Couldn't have been. He was far too gentle to be Big Ben.

The Packers will win at least 10 games next season

Undefeated in preseason and 6-10 maybe

>sleeping on the best QB/RB/WR trio in the league
casual detected

How many consecutive years will the Tards draft in the top 10? My guess is a minimum of 5.

for as long as they start Rosen at a minimum

We also can't forget Ben's compunction for 'surprise sex'

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Murray is a great prospect so 0 if they take him.

Not even a Burrs fan but this is the way God intended pizza to be consumed, you just may have brain damage if you disagree

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but user, thats some sort of pie

Correct, pizza pie

That's a casserole, not a pizza

so not a pizza

It is by definition pizza

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>Seahawks made one of the most complete elite teams of all time with one of the best Defenses ever and a stacked offense for a 1 trick QB
>Bitch QB wants to get paid when 90% of Super Bowl players who carried him are gone

Maybe he is black. Seattle your flash in the pan just like the Mariners, no more Super Bowls for you.

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Now that the dust has settled, what is your guy's take on SB53? I really enjoyed it and I was never bored, waiting for when the top would pop off and the teams would start scoring like mad, but it never happened. It was just a masterclass on how to defensively out coach and out play an opponent.

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it was good if you liked defence
which I do

It was a snoozefest and everyone knows it

Has anyone talked about that game at all since it ended?

If you don’t remember it it’s not a good game

What podcasts do you guys listen to?

around the nfl
sometimes bucky brooks and DJ’s one if i’m out of options

Around the NFL
Move the Sticks
DDFP
Stick to Football
Locked on NFL Draft
Draft Dudes

>Matt Miller

So that’s where you get your bad takes from

lel I don't buy any of the draft takes that Matt Miller or the TDN guys are putting out about Kyler Murray going 1, Daniel Jones being a 1st rounder, Jachai Polite falling to the 3rd round etc

I listen to their pods for the players interviews and to learn about day 3 guys that I may not have heard of

This semen slurping league is not for me

ded sport ded general

imagine the reeeing if the Pats pull a 49ers or Packers where they get two HOF qbs back to back

I liked it

This is a sandwich

It wasn't even good defense, just shit offense. Boring game, almost a waste of time.

based
cringe

Aaron Rodgers will never win another Super Bowl.

youtube.com/watch?v=uJUBz9dC7Wo

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factually incorrect, young casual

No, definitely correct. I appreciate and enjoy a good defensive battle, but that's not what it was.

Wilson was a huge part of getting there. The defense was lucky to have him. If they had someone like Bortles, they wouldn't be recognised as great. Look at the Jags. Their fans were hyping them as the best defense to come in a long time. Bortles ensured they will be forgotten.

The Legion of Boom was great but Wilson made them better. He didn't turn over the ball much and give teams easy points. He converted third downs even when he shouldn't. He made big time throws. He's had a shit o-line most of his career. No WR like Julio/AB/Hopkins.

How is Wilson a one trick pony? He's lethal in and outside the pocket. He's lit up great defenses. The Seahawks have to pay him. The reason why the team fell off is that the Seahawks advantage of drafting players fell off as other teams caught up to it. Other teams started to run their scheme. They made poor trades that hemorrhaged their future (like for Sheldon Richardson), and they didn't get any value back for their LOB members. The best player they've drafted since 2012 is Frank Clark. He wouldn't start on the 2013 defense.

Wilson deserves to be paid. He's better than 8/10 QBs being paid ahead of him. What's the alternative? Enter into QB hell with the Bills, Phins, Jets, etc and have a goodish defense for a couple years until Pete Carroll retires?

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Apparently every team that has hosted Haskins for a scouting workout has been disappointed. Teams in the 15-20 range are now looking at him.

And I guarantee that they’ll be cut or put on a practice squad by the team the regular season starts...

You're attributing terrible, unforced passes and a lack of adjustment by the Rams to good defense? And calling other people casual? Lmao

Okay so you listen to all the casual podcasts for casual takes, gotcha

>sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/aaf-to-nfl-tracking-which-players-signed/yrsz3wa49ay316m0o4yxy51yz
>Bears to workout TWO (2) AAF kickers
what a laugh. Koo is probably a pretty good look for them in all honesty. where the legends flopped, Koo got film. He didn't miss a single kick.

>the guy who carried a team to the doorstep of a superbowl twice without a defense or HC suddenly has both
get your shitposting done while you still can

I'm worried brownies

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Unbuttoned.
Chris Simms gives the best insight

Simms and Lefke was my go-to but that died

>the browns

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mexican league games starting

I think we do need a wall now, tbqh.

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>tfw Wrestlemania tonight

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Of course this faggot would be all-in on man drama.

Colins source was a quote from saquon. Lmao baker seething

You drive a prius, suck my dick faggot

>not a tesla
Isn't it bedtime, gramps? You can watch the reel-to-reel tomorrow morning with your bananas.

>his city hasnt won a super bowl, NFL championship, grey cup, USFL championship, NBA title and a world series

*laughs in Baltimore*

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Brownies

Chris Davis and I have the same amount of hits this season

>old gay living in the past
When does dementia become so bad a mercy kill is the best prescription?

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Beating the Broncos for sure

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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maybe, but no one is paying for it anyway

also what the fuck is wrong with those deliverance looking motherfuckers

Quality post

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You have a MLB hit?

DA BEARS

DA BEARS

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>bunch of smelly foreigners love reddit's team

Shocking I say

If you didnt like either team it was great watching them both shit the bed all game

Baker Mayfield is a disgrace to the NFL and will bust of the league in three years. Based Cowherd is always right.

trip on old gay

>everybody who disagrees with me is Old Bay

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Amazing...how did they lose all their melanin?

Is that based Daddy Longneck?

This isn't a meme

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>everyone who thinks Gayker Gayfield is a turnover prone manlet is me

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>turnover prone
>lagroid memeson literally fumbles 1.5 times a game

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>gayker gayfield
>3 fumbles lost in 39 rushing attemps
>chadmar jackson
>4 fumbles lost in 147 rushing attempts

Explain to me how Gayfield isnt a turnover machine again?

MORE HELP!!! HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!

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Imagine this was your qb

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>147 rushing attempts
Jesus, I hate Mayfield but Lamar needs to rely more on the passing game if he wants to have a long career in the NFL.

>baker mayfield has and never will throw a playoff touchdown
Lmfao

What did our guy mean by this?

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seems pretty clear

Most were designed runs by Marty Morningwheg but he's gone now.

ravens about to go 2-14

Yes. The team that won the division and only improved in the offseason will go 2-14 suddenly...

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Is that a plasma pistol or a bolt pistol, I am confused.

Thats incredibly petty of Brown. The guy is in his 30's, who other than an alcoholic or teenager acts like that on social media?

What is this about?

Its just another cancerous Yea Forums post about a twitter post.

No team in Baltimore has ever won an NBA championship

Last 2 digits is how many points the rams score in superbowl 54

>lameme as qb
>getting more than 4W this season
Y'all will miss Flacco lmao, but hey, you could get the blonde guy from Clemson with the 1st overall

cowherd said he has a source that said OBJ doesn't like it in cleveland

Lamar went 7-1 as a regular season starter last year you hummas eating fuck

>closeted homosexual diva is unhappy moving from New York to the asshole of the US
You don't really need a source to know he's unhappy desu.

Like it takes a source to know that. Browns went from loveable underdogs to near 2014 Seahawks annoying. They're lucky they're still the least hateable team in the AFCN

>147 rushing attempts
Y.I.K.E.S.

Lamar Jackson is not a good quarterback

>he has a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""source""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

sure he does.

>your face when the packers dont give up 35 points in the playoffs

You need a source to tell a guy used to the Miami and New York lifestyle hates Leaveland?

second game starting in the mexican league

old gay lmoa

its both

Juju Schuster Smith has counter attacked

>/our guy/
>jew jew schmidt-jewster
I wonder who I should side with?

They are both idiots.

And better than any wr in ravens history

Brown is, Schuster Smith is not.

Hey fuckface, who said anything about the Ravens

its old gay retard

Again, it had nothing to do with the Ravens you obsessed twink.

Schmidt is a German last name you fuckwit

>

Jews are German

Are Germans Jews?

Based retard poster

Not all of them, but most have some jewish blood. A lot of the worlds problems would be solved if the worlds jews were all sent to Germany and were not allowed to leave.

Just fuck off already

tfw no aaf

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Aaf? More like gay AF.

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Bored without it.

Who else can’t wait for the AAF to take down the NFL and become the #1 football league? Anyone?

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That he's a jealous dumb nigger. Pretty clear.

feels bad man

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>antonio brown shit talking
>while he's in chokeland with carr

I'm hoping for some prime suffering and diva action from brown this season.

>old bay loves jews
I guess it makes sense given how much he sucks off our Shabbos Goy President, what’s his name? kushner’s bitch, that one

Remember when the Apollos blew the fuck out of the Kangz in week 1?

Great times
;_;

>chokeland

Who has a meltdown first Brown or Beckham? Neither one is making it thru 8 games without some kind of issue.

schuster is german too btw senpai

Brown, for sure. He can't even make it through the offseason without throwing a twitter tantrum

7-2, all those 7 wins are on the Defense, not him.
Teams now have tape on him and now how to make him absolutely useless, so unless the D can keep the opponents under 14 points every week it's gonna be a trainwreck of a season for the ravens

Brown has bigger tantrums but Beckham's are far more frequent. Should be fun to watch though.

7-1. Work on your reading comprehension please. Also
>muh tape

Yeah that's going to be an interesting soap opera with him and gruden I cant wait

I know it felt as if he didn't even play since he was that terrible, but he did start and then got utterly BTFO by the Chargers so yes, 7-2

Again, work on your reading comprehension. Also he led a comback in that game, out played Rivers, and if they called that Marlon Humphries fumble return correctly the Ravens would have won.

>

>Also he led a comback in that game
Oh yeah, in garbage time he managed to appear vs prevent defense after being absolutely shit the whole game just to have a game ending fumble. Elite af, true
>out played Rivers
LMAO
M
A
O

I don't even dislike the Ravens, but dude, lameme is not gonna be any good next season so better start looking for a QB, and a real one at that not an athlete that can kinda throw the ball when he doesn't fumble it

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>garbage time
Please... it was a one score difference in the game and Rivers had 0 TDs and Jackson had 2

at least when Josh Allen's stock unduly rose you could say he was projectable based on his arm and athleticism. Jones literally has nothing going for him but a shitty QB class and having Eli Manning's old QB coach, it's pretty insane how overrated he is.

Trading obj for Daniel jones and jabrill peppers are what dreams are made of

Retarded pedophile.

how does anyone expect Kitchens to be able to handle OBJ?
the browns will win games but OBJ is going to hold the team back

...

>Lost Suggs
>Lost Mosley
>Lost John Brown
>Lost Za'Darius Smith
>Ozzie Newsome steps down
>only improved in the offseason

I miss that dude