Seattle Mariners vs Chicago White Sox Gamethread

>There's an actual Goose Head
Based

What happens if a home run gets hit into its mouth?

rbo gets a gf

It explodes and rains Goose Island (tm) all over the nearby sections

BOOMcada

at least it wasn't an out

What happened to bustcada?

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he got tired of people calling him bustcada

next up: bustloy

NEVER EVER

He stole the hype surrounding eloy

who is "his man" this July

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Me

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Keuchel

What are they talking about?

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Unfortunately could have had more but oh well, 2 run lead for reylo now

Thank you for posting my OC :)

guys i had way to much breakfast and now i dont feel good

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wtf is this start time? I just woke up.

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Typical Seattle degenerate

Beckham got 3 errors in one inning :)

No problem fren :)

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narv ;_;

I legit want to buy a ticket for that jackpot : /

I will always have 2D.

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worth it

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Am I banned from SP too

no

no

I don't live in IL

Nice I'm not. Go Sox.

hiromoot is a hack

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St Louis still? How's the family?

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Another black power hitter that fizzles out in single A

they better give it a sox hat by the end of the year

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echolocating your exact seat now, prepare to have peanuts thrown at you

Feels bad

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AJ hijack on the radio

This one's for you bjap you fat crazy bastard

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STOP WITH THE FUCKING ERRORS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Imagine giving up a hit to Adam Engel.

I cant watch live, how filled is the stadium?

NW Indiana

Let’s write Kenny a letter one word at a time
>Dear

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see
Please don't actually bunt leroy

cheapass

Prudence

Time sure flies doesn't it?

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Damn that looks good. no ketchup?

He said kenny not jerry

That was a damn good bunt

>bunting for a base hit after bunting it foul the previous pitch
amazing

UNLESS IT TURNS OUT LIKE THAT

LEROY

Self-administer

cyanide

in

TIMMY IS BACK

butt

So this is how it all ends?

Of course no ketchup. Ketchup is for children. Also what the fuck is going on is kikuchi really this bad? I can't have my hopes brought up like this it's not healthy

not what i was expecting today lads

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>bustham

So is "Fatherhood" the new "Therapy"?

Can you imagine this sox lineup with Robert, Madrigal, and Collins in it?

Pretty scary

>therapy
fuck i meant grief counseling

his dad died and tim fucked him in the first

hahaha, it was a late april fools joke : ) of course mustard is the only option

>double double homers for robert and collins yesterday

>beef
well still a run

>I can't have my hopes brought up like this it's not healthy
Boy howdy do we know that feel. it's okay, moncada will K here to bring it slightly back to earth

There's far less pressure now, eloy homer next AB calling it now

furthermore

dreaded leadoff walk

>Sox discussed extension with Dylan Cease
THINGS ARE HAPPENING

WTF???? A PITCHER? this just seems foolish

If the Cubs go to the bullpen, will they die?

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It would be extremely painful

Mariners exposed!!

Lopez pls

and reylo screwing it up...

>for yu

>more miscommunication in the field

That could have been an inning ending DP.

dont call it a comeback!

Are the white Sox the chris chan of baseball? Their history is just pure lolcowdom
>Comiskey being a cheap shitter
>black sox scandal
>disco destruction night
>Michael Jordan
>WS win that literally nobody remembers

managed to find the zone back just in time

I meant the next AB

>alonshit

>flossing
yikes

>fortnite dance
kys

What the fuck was that dance from Rondon?

WE FLOSSIN

Before you guys go on, recall the alternative to Rondon right now is Sanchez.

I fucking hate Engel

reylo pls

Oh, hey Omar. I forgot they traded him off to the m's

Would take him back over tainted beef and mccant in a heartbeat

If Hawk was sitting there Stoney would have knocked him the fuck out with that pin

He was literally our best hitter last year too.

getting nickled and dimed now

nice job healy

Jesus christ Reylo you had a 6-1 lead...

Welp

VOGELBOMB

Literally just winging it towards the catcher now.

We're going to need an MRP for this game
But we just sent Covey down
Banuelos perhaps?

6 runs will not win this game

>moore

Oh boy now they're letting him settle in...

Where did Ed Farmer go?

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Ha Ha the Bullpen Lingers.

hopefully away

Abreu had a HUGE lip in holy christ

damn it

>that arm action

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Fuck sake Reylo

>cashitto

So much for knocking kikuchi out of the game

fuck

Elol jimenez

cmon Ms!

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Fucking hell reylo

I think it's bullpen time...
but that won't help either...

FUCK

FUCKING REYLO

Thanks for giving us the division White Sox

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RYAN THE HEALER HEALY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEONE GET THE MLB A BULLPEN CAUSE NO ONE HAS ONE

based memeiners

Jesus christ

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HEALED

>mariners doing anti mariner things

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and now the bullpen time
Why can't we have nice things?

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Nice enthusiastic commentary you've got there you'd think this was a one sided boring game or something.

Fuck you Lopez.

>giolito
>lopez
>dunning

For a solid OF piece that we had good control of

I fucking hate Hahn so much

>For a solid OF piece
Eaton blew out his legs and has never made an all star game. We're glad we got that many pieces

the bullpen garbage begins

bustnaldo
bustloy
bust sox

FUCK

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAH

OMG

IT WAS 6-1

HANIGOAT

HANIGER THE HAMMER

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easy come, easy go

It was 6-1 fucking 1 for fuck sake fuck

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

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HANIGER

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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FRY

The white sox are truly the worst team in the league

It was 6-1...

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gg mariners, I hate this team

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it's time to fire kenny and rick

enough is enough

new front office now

sell the team jerry

>sell the team jerry
He’s going to die before that happens, and then his dumbass kids will just take over.

soxbro at the game, please initiate a "jerry sucks" chant and boo for us

Bring on SHED

sigh

sigh...

Fuck you fortnite fucking fag

FUCK THIS TEAM

God I hate early day games like this...I want to watch the WHOLE game damnit!!!

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At least the Sox have been to a WS

Work is over. I'm heading home early.
Fuck you Lopez
Fuck you Fry
Fuck you Jerry
Fuck you Rick
Fuck you Rick
GG mariners fans

this is what that memer deserves

Fuck Mariners and their fans

Fuck White Sox and their owners

games not even over senpai

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The frustration is real.

>he hasn't seen the white sox bullpen

Fuck you yes it is

THROW A DAMN STRIKE

have you seen the mariners bullpen

Our bullpen consists of picking names out of hats. I miss Diaz.

10 BALLS IN A ROW GET THIS CLOWN OUT OF THERE

Is the Sox bullpen as bad as it was last year? Somehow became the world pen in the division

based slider in the fucking dirt

I'm done losing gracefully. This year I'm losing aggressively.

Cant believe Ichiro wasted the majority of his career on this garbage team.

lol wheeze

>swinging at that

>abroo

lel

>memeiners

wew

LOL

>xexeners

h-hayai

oh my

burningtrashcan.jpg

Probably worse

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ILL TAKE IT

They had Soria for a while last year. Who do they even have this year?

Why cant Scott just punch him in the face?

HOW IS HE STILL OUT THERE

HE CAN'T EVEN GET THE BALL SITUATED IN HIS HAND, HE JUST MEATBALLED IT RIGHT AT HIM

HE'S GOING ROGUE, HE'S GONNA SAY IT

Hey this Gearrin guy looks like he sucks

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>xariners

sad

BUSTCADA DID IT

BASEDCADA

Basedcada!

Lol the Mariners literally can't score enough runs

BASED MONCADA

what the fuck happened to Moncada over the 2018 offseason?

reminder your city is still garbage Chicago

Has Moncada officially un-busted himself?

steroids

>the city of this guy

stealing eloy's magic

>bustloy

Chicago isnt that bad...just the entire Southside should be set ablaze.

Fuck this fucking game though

Yonder Alonso is complete shit

Reminder you haven't been in the postseason for over 15 years

And 11 years for you

>rosscrap

And most of the West Side.

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this is a fun game, desu

SWEATING TOWEL MAN

Reminder you've never been to the world series

It’s definitely a good way to spend a Friday afternoon when I should be working.

just get the Double play over with.

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Pinch hitting with someone with a 0 avg?

>letoddunnka

GOSH FRICKING DARN IT

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YOLMEME GRAND SLAM

>1/20

welcome to th 8th

kys

What the fuck happened to yolmeme and palka

>yfw you realize now yolmeme is on the field with 2 innings to go

Cant complain about 3 runs

Get fucked memeiners

>get fucked memeiners
But it's White Sox bullpen time

good start vogel. lets go Ms!

You right

And so it begins

Cool play

suicidal

lel

Even cooler play

whew

When did Comcast Sports turn into NBC sports? It's been a while for me.

what a way to lose a game

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TIMMY

TIMMEH

Lol I was sure that was foul based on how nobody reacted at first

How was the food at Stateville?

fuck this capcha

Replay shows it was fair by 5 inches.

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why is bridgeport being soiled by bearded hacks in tight jeans and rich white girls opening ritsy bars and coffee shops like Marias

Do you guys like cats? Got my first cat a month ago and it's been super cozy.

Gentrification

I actually was in jail. I know you were joking but you nailed it.

Did you adopt from a shelter?

Yeah she's a 4 year old fattie and I love her.

whew

so close ;_;

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LE SWEATY TOWEL MAN AGAIN

winnah
gg memeners
we .500

My roommate has two cats and they basically spend 20 hours a day in cabinets but they’re nice

He is gone.

Are you jinxing it or is your stream in the future?

gg sox

I'm a dog person myself, but I was thinking about getting a cat because I live alone in an apartment and work all day, so therefore won't get a dog.

What the fuck, I see a 2-1 count
How are you doing this?

Both. I'm at the game, and the Sox just blew it.

Fuck Gearrin and fuck Servais.

>tfw worst bullpen in baseball managed by worst manager in baseball

Literally me before my cat. They are very different but after a while you get used to it.

Way to go

WE HAVE A WINNAH

gg Seattle. That was a close one.

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Winnah!

gg mariners, see you tomorrow

When was the last time the White Sox had an offense this good? Even when they were trying to win like in 2016, the offense scored like 3 runs a game.

Yikes, a loss. Time for them to win the next 4 or whatever

gg get fucked meminers enjoy your plummet to below .500

Can you imagine if Eloy hits as he should and the bottom of the order isn't a black hole?

Hahn needs to get a fucking closer somehow

The white sox scored 3 of those runs off of only 1 hit. Has nothing to do with their offence and everything to do with the mariners awful pen.

What's wrong with Colome?

just something else our bullpen is ASS

It pisses me off that there are several bums in this lineup who have nothing to do with the rebuild. Call someone up or sign someone decent to a one year deal.

How about Kimbrlel?

>cant take advantage of our bullpen

Shamefur dispray mariners

SOX WIN

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How would you feel for this year:
Replace Engel with Cordell
Replace Yolmer/Rondon with Mendick
Replace Palka with Skole/Delmonico

WE ACTUALLY WON A HOME OPENER

wew, wild game

gg m's bros

Making up for losing the season opener
Remember last year it was the other way around

>jerry opening his wallet

How long has it been

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Not a single MLB regular caliber name from all those. Maybe Mendick.

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holy shit boys we had 32k for the home opener today
No doubt people hype for eloy but they got tim and yoan show instead which I'm sure they're happy with too

Based user stole the headless anime chick from the Cubs for the White Sox