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someone deleted a post, it was created when total was 499

only if we >ragspost

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can you believe its been 9 long years lads?

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No one cares about your faggot goblina dykes. It absolutely boggles my mind how you can waste your life like this; eagerly posting butch-looking lesbian dykes caked in clown makeup. Why do you waste your time doing this? Why do you post the same ugly whores - who wouldn't even find an ugly balding soiboy like you remotely attractive - and keep samefagging to try to initiate some sort of autistic conversation? Are you a homosexual? Do you actually think anyone is going to entertain your autism and respond "Hey, that brown looking mutt is so cute! Hi-five 'Press'bro?"

Where did your life go wrong to the point that you are reduced to shilling for grade-school level hockey a.k.a dykepuck? Were you that repulsive nerd in high school who always tried to befriend the popular chicks and they only put up with you because they pitied you? You're not going to get a "Press" to like you by acting like a degenerate sad retard on a Malaysian frog-fishing forum. Where was your dad to raise you in not being such an enormous fucking faggot? Kill yourself.

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>rags

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>rags

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>laffs
>frogtreal
>teds
>rags
>kongs

>rags

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thats a good effort but i think its not as special because of a certain poster who is debt

>rags

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There are other teams, you know.

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gaygas hasnt reached levels of >rags posting yet though

>It’s really not reasonable to expect any sports league to be built from the ground up and to earn a profit on day one. After all these years, there’s NHL teams that lose money every year. I don’t think the Arizona Coyotes have ever made ends meet. But in the NHL, the franchise has value as an asset, and as of the best figures available, all the teams save the Coyotes are actually worth more as an asset than their debt load. If they were sold, there’d be money left over just like there was when the unprofitable Carolina Hurricanes changed hands. The previous owner would then make that profit he never made on the income minus expenses of his yearly operations.

>The teams in the women’s hockey leagues have little to no asset value, and none of them save the one in Buffalo have independent owners. Whatever the Pegulas paid for the Beauts is really just sponsorship dressed up like something else. The CWHL got money from Chinese companies Kunlun and Vanke for the teams in China. That was a greyer form of revenue because China was buying some expertise, but it’s still not fans opening up their wallets and paying for a ticket or a jersey or a TV broadcast.

how happy do you think this braphog was last night?

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...

Had no idea the Rangers were out of the playoffs hunt.

Oh well I guess it'll still be fun to go to the game. Are the Blue Jackets any good? Can they still make the playoffs?

>rags

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>two thousand and fourteen was five years ago

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Look at her fucking gums and teeth Jesus Christ

>rags

a product of quality carolinian dental care

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>you’re a loser...y-you we’re always a loser
>you’re a traitor
>I loved you

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>ywn go to a bar to cheer for your favorite NHL team
why even live bros

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>rags

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appelle la police

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Rude desu

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i had a really fun time when the wongs were in the playoffs and i watched zetterbergs OT goal to send it to a game 7 with my sister visiting her at Michigan State and a packed bar, everyone went nuts so it was fun

You can come drink and watched based Malkin with me Boris

Based

Does this mad lad post here?

i'm fucking jelly m8
alright, just lemme get my green card real quick

I’ll host you for as long as you’d like if you promise to bully my friends Ukrainian wife

I watched Canada beat the US in the semis in 2014 in a packed bar in Barbados, was quite fun

all the caniacs must be hungover from last night

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thats a big lad right there with the glasses

Can you get a hangover from chugging cum?

excellent question

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ask >rags fans, they know all about chugging cum

On it.

Up next. Shall default to their home jerseys unless I get told otherwise.

Lucky you, I already have one made.

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any >rags fags in the house?

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sorry for not stopping the pongs last night, lads

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Maybe she's a cancer patient.

>tfw no south carolinian milf to be my sugar momma

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Best thread.

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3, 4, 1, 2

Wassawassawassa tisieituvan aarnat suuja raitisedijou tsiikwerjuätmän WOO
Amhiiee redietboo wehaapöö töpesköennipöö stepleesgoonplööplöö
Tenniskaamrapaa teemkafemma taspestapestamaabröö kliipamasaais
Wattaisnisidia weboon hat topartkaskoon wimoo tomauhauhaad oo topasmada
Thoot tapasma dill aam nemisnagopim tupapleiss ö haigroo haawuvajeisjaan
Sjoopotahonkkaa baah-TII össakeipopo stänonissoo witikibuffoo fitöKLAAP
Wikipit HÖÖR lattuistösiditä tousakoraak vöniskattoohiphap
Piaihittoröpösöpi DOUSTAA vizastgonpiotaa faakwaatatosepi konkiima
Kofinanopei ikkukef rafubedöprei koslattihiphap wiziikkahiirtöstei
Ifudavidas frojoohääsinne-EI kooslatti isdösitiviaarhiitö repessön
Tookkinapaa föffölöö-MÖÖ!

[CHORUS]
On dö önivöörs rääh rööh eertsi kaamrtre braaam keiop off vinland.
X 4

Nötäpiipaa piskan duupidiisriis produusasaawedi tudrassarooppiis sitappin
Hedovelhils wieikkadmen kannuool-TÄT naakkakakaassu nouhaudumeiköpiis
FÄÄ laatti isfillad fiidipeso RÄÄ pipetouitee toompata äfrözämgääd
Zubatiguemaadu PRÄÄ koseaamdiffes paslevinanomää pazegaanhibbu
Maikazinne nierfuu-ZÖÖ lattihiphap kokiitomanne suutsa apoffinoorhee
FOONS fuukattutsikaaka tsiikpoos ämplouzino prännuusterio diskinivansini
Mazufroujous viieikkostap tasaiklous zibedibezidebii töpässätötei
Aitikke-FEI doonkemmivoo annaattuvaa höheispas viainnuraitaki

[CHORUS]

Tisieituvan,aarnat, suuja, raitisedijou, tsiikwerjuätmän, WOO, amhiiee,
Redietboo, wehaapöö,töpesköennipöö, stepleesgoonplööplöö,
Tenniskaamrapaa, teemkafemma,taspestapestamaabröö, kliipamasaais,
Wattaisnisidia, weboon, hat, topartkaskoon, wimoo, tomauhauhaad, oo,
Topasmada, thoot, tapasma, dill, aam, nemisnagopim.

youtube.com/watch?v=rPc6lLj0VV4

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now this is based

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Pass-would colonize-pass-pass

hockey is for everyone

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based

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>youtube.com/watch?v=246yO71VOK8

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ITS UP

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>cup drought extends to 27 years

I'm a caniac and it's fucking "NO" time.

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>teds jersey in background

teds/broons ECF confirmed via shannon, how can one man have such a big brain?

The bluejackets are going to meme on the rags tonight and Alex texier is going to score 10 points

>one of our best players gets fucking injured in a meaningless game right before the playoffs

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>canes
>heterosexual
kek

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4>1>3>2

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Ah the poo

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im gay for that fuggin pusy

careful everyone
ted has entered the thread

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>hide post

where do you guys find these semon demons? social media hashtags?

has it ever happened that a /hoc/ thread gets 500 images in 500 posts?

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the interwebs are a broad and mysterious place

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i'll bet she loves crafting

>this new
The max is 250 per thread

no, that would be impossible on Yea Forums

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I'm reppin' Kallio district

we hit image limit last year at least once

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its friday lads haha have any fun plans to paint the town red tonight? haha

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/hoc/ runs Yea Forums, we make the rules around here

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gonna go to my friends house for tacos whiskey and cocaine

I plan to get drunk and use my fleshlight and dildo

I want to impregnate her.

naw, what about you?

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How Mexican of you

I want to make mocha colored children with her

My niece and her boyfriend are in town to visit gonna drink with them and play some euchre

to be fair to the new guy, I don't think I've ever seen a max-image limit reached on Yea Forums, ever, except for a few figure skating thread recently.

>entering a figure skating thread

Bolts will lose to Broons in 2nd round. Put money on it.

>2019
>Oilers still haven't recovered from pronger leaving

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nice

youtube.com/watch?v=TReI9PYqyYA

How much money?

we continue with this ratio of images to posts and we'll make it bros

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>it’s another Carolina shits up /hoc/ episode

Getting sick of this shit

Here.

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he feeds on your tears

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I'd go for a solid three hundred and fiddy. Sweep in 5

Imagine not understanding funposting.

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caniacs ww@

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Excellent user, thanks

Funposting doesn’t mean spamming the same team always goddamnit

Man I haven't heard that song in a while.

here lad, very nervously watching what you're doing and wondering what it'll mean for >us in the future

sure it does

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i scrolled past it, but it is tangentially-hoc related

Is that she a he?

Not feeling so great about this next one bros

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Boston is gonna fuck him up badly

think this one wants her storm surged

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>leafs put Sparks on a 10 day training stint
>just before the playoffs

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Hated blacks until one played for my team desu

I’m going to tangientally HEEM you

no malice here lad

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These are 10’s in the sunbelt

i would put my penis inside a lot of these girls, lads

>one of our players just got back from injury
>already injured again

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gg sverige

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as you should

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Post YFW Caps repeat and Ovi will go down as the GOAT of his generation

Aaaand done.
Kind of wish that they hadn't shelved that orange alternate so that I could've made that one instead.

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>HATE
CROSSWALKS
PALM TREES
FIRE HYDRANTS

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file not found

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Saved

Is your second best Dman questionable for the playoffs too?

Friendly reminder that the Avs are both in a playoff spot and have a top 4 draft pick coming simutaneously.

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The Coolbars series, as it's known is based. They've been doing it with the Carolina Ale House, which is sort of a home-grown Applebees kinda thing, for ten years now. The storm squad ladies and their assistants from the marketing department (Hi, Canes OP!) give away tickets and hats and shit. Stormy hangs around the whole time and is a great sport when it comes to letting drunken young ladies like take pictures for instagram. And they're owned and operated by this Greek-American family that's been living in Raleigh for something like thirty years now. They throw a solid amount of cash to local charities, and sponsor a scholarship at NC State, which makes sense when you consider the mom and both daughters graduated from there. Coolbars are the shit, and I hope they do some for playoff road games.

I hooked up with this young lady in May 2016 lol.

>Pic is of the hottest Canes fan I was friends with, though I can't really look at her the same since she works for the Avs now.

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wondering if anyones gonna order a pie from based gagan today

going into the home stretch here

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And for those wondering, there are now
two
hundred
and
fucking
ninety
of these things to collect. Plus whatever other edits /hoc/posters have made.

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Gary needs to do something about this

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not today m8, i have my beer league game in 2,5 hours and am going to a pizza place with friends tonight

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I just farted and offended myself, lads. That fart must be passing over something atrocious.

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Canadiens will be in the playoffs.

really starting to have doubts about this

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I hope so
I'd rather see the habs and price than the poo jackets and poochene any day

Hope you aren't of those losers that takes a three minute shift and yells at other people to get off the ice.

I’ve read the script they’re getting in Pierre

this shit is some dedication to a franchise

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I miss the Thrashers la

>"Bog, Its me. I have finalized the plan for the playoffs and the correct checks and wire transfers have been completed. I really think this Vegas and Carolina final will be great...."

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Imagine

What's the point of doing this
like nigga just get a hat

I'll pick up where you left off after I get off work. I don't have a stash currently prepped so I've had to "view page source" on Insta.

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nah m8, i usually make 45 to 60 seconds shifts, and never change while we're backcheking

Mating signal to other lesbians

I prefer the Thrashers to the wienerpeg jests

gods works lad

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dallas NYI finals. you heard it here

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Is there a dumber name for a supermarket chain than food lion?

publix

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Based

Shoprite

Piggly Wiggly

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>ywn never have a bunch of decently attractive grills obsessed with your hokkei team and you and your team mates and want your benis

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kek, the girl on the left was her arch rival in the big N. Wake Hillel.

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i only remember the jest exist when I think about the thrashers tbqh

based.

hoc and heem have things in common
hoc and /fs/ have things in common
but
heem and /fs/ have nothing in common

and im spent
we are still well above the ratio to reach image limit
together /hoc/ we can accomplish something

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>all these 5s and 6s
carolina seems awful grim

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thinking if I should spam my NSFW stuff to stop this gay hurricane spam

Happy Friday, ice fans.

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gg huns

Literally any other major city in Canada would have been a better choice and instead they go with fucking Winnipeg.

and that was with a high degree of scrutiny

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>gay hurricanes
>literally illegal to be gay in NC
Fascinating.

>tfw you eliminate the coyotes and let a division rival into the playoffs

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>filename
ha ha fucking wow
I can picture that way too easily.

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she looks like she partakes in Bo Time quite a bit

Agreed, friend.

>tfw first date was a 3-2 win over the Pens.
I miss her, sometimes, lads. 9 years seems like a smaller and smaller difference with ever new season.

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>sunbelters go on date to watch two sunbelt teams
willing to bet my next paycheck (thousands of dollars) not a single person there could explain icing

Discuss

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Stanley_Cup_playoffs

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Oh she definitely could.

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>tfw you just can't wait to see Kangz

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If I come back from work and this thread didn't hit the image limit I swear I'm gonna find the thread that's up and I'm gonna take a gigantic toronto all over it.

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>only shit teams tonight
gary..

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>Canada’s Team

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Shall be watching my baseball team's first home game today

The rags and jackets literally has a playoff spot on the fucking line, so its worth watching. Dallas chicago may be good also

>ted
'no'

Don’t blame Gary he good boy

ha ha I did it
Just trying to find the password to my meme YT channel now.

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>West
Preds > Stars
Jets < Blues
Flames < Avs
Sharks < Knights

>East
Bolts < Teds/Habs
Bruins > Leafs
Caps > Canes
NYI > Pens

fucking PUMPED, lads

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I'm thinking if the Teds miss out this will be the most comfy playoffs in a while desu

Canes will win

>rags limit

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Omaha “Jake” Generationzel

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Only if they stay hot going in
I think the only WC upsets I really could see is the Flames Avs one since the flames goaltending has been pretty inconsistent, but it's playoff hockey, no one knows.

UNO is the worst school in the NCHC
Prove me wrong

>rags

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Just telling you the script lad. Actually you got the entire East backwards.

nah. Stars are gonna upset the jets and sweep them en route to making the finals

They spawned objectively the greatest American born player of all time

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>great american born players

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College hockey players have an unfair advatage like Russian players. They can threaten their way into being traded or just follow through on their threat and play through college.

hockey's coming home lads

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I thought Patrick Kane played in the OHL

flames jets and leafs will all be out by round 2

>not baiting with trap tabs

At the expense of career earnings of course.

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They also don't get paid so it doesn't matter

A measly ELC isn't much for players making millions.

>12 goals without sid

trap tabs on are on the incognito mode browser

>mcdonalds coupons
you fat poor fuck

Overtime Leksand Mora faggots

>pumped to be holding back women's professional hockey

it is when you arent allowed to earn any money from your chosen profession during college

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Still mad over jakey. How embarrassing

>12 goals

>Good guys
Flames
Sharks
Knights
Blues
Capitals
Canadiens

>Bad guys
Lightning
Bruins
Laffs
Jets
Predators
Penguins
Ted

>No one cares about you
Islanders
Hurricanes
Avalanche

>1 million dollars isn't much to a college student
imagine being this dumb
good list to be hon

absolute perfect list

Based

you just KNOW
twitter.com/FisherJillian/status/1113994367780446209?s=20

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ha ha memes
>youtube.com/watch?v=GlvYk6b1_zY

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>No one cares about you
Oh I'd beg to differ

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For me it's Detroit Red Wings legend Mike Modano

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for those that missed it last night

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not even stormy was safe from her sexcapade

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>absolutely SEETHING at all of the funposting going on in this thread

for me, Its Red Wings legend Daniel Alfredsson

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Are the yotes going to make the playoffs next year?

Enjoy the avs posting
Don’t enjoy the relocanes posting

:^)

"Yes."
>*loses 41 players to injury*

>spamming the thread up for a wildcard spot is considered funposting

t. jill's liver

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Talk to your fellow Canadian posters about it.

>mad

god imagine her braaps the morning after drinking tons of beer and eating greasy foods

top kek

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i'm diamonds just thinking about it

Also a very good pick :)

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Neck yourself

Unsure if dude or chick

>canes are wearing those god awful third jerseys for the playoffs.
Why?

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*brap*

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the blown out asshole logo will go good with the canes getting blown out of the playoffs

>good record while wearing them
>superstition about breaking the playoff drought in the same year that they introduced them
>they seem popular and well-received by the fans
>maybe something to do with the upcoming jersey redesign next season; we know they'll be changing the whites, but maybe they're changing the reds, too, and they'd rather people get attached to a jersey that will be sticking around for a while (third jerseys must be used for at least 3 years after introduction, per NHL rules) than one that's about to get altered or changed this summer

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>tfw no doggo to huggo

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Every time you pause one of his videos, it's a masterpiece.

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Every time you pause one his videos a fat wife braps in the distance

Post a more punchable face (you cant)

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imagine the smell

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you're right

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That face doesn't look very punchable.

>U will B

it's not even that she's fat, she just looks like a dumb bitch. poor shannon

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eichel a good boy he dindu nuffin

Go to your local shelter and find yourself one fren

Thinking about taking warning lads

2 minutes for ruffing

underrated player desu

A wise move.

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Thinking about Skinner for Pu still, lads.

I don't have space in my life to take care of one atm though.
My parents have one though, so I get to see her every now and then at least

Top silly!

Cuckets will NOT clinch tonight. Fuck off T*d

thinking about taking action lads

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Why didn't you protect his smile /hoc/?

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thinking about getting pucks in deep

He's gotten fatter over the last few years, hasn't he?

>FLORIDA! To kick off the 2019 @NHL #StanleyCup playoffs, Cage The Elephant are performing a free concert in Tampa on April 10th.

Whoever they are.. enjoy, Floridan residents!

Perhaps

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JUST

I would've been the GOAT American player if I hadn't got injured.

False.
I hope I didn't injure your self esteem too bad.

I would have been the best goalie since Roy if I didn't pull my knee

I miss the old NHL

shannon confirmed for absolute SHITPLEB tier taste

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okay boomer

I can see why he's started wearing a hat in his videos

Remember me?

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Just dusted my balls with gold bond name a more elite sensation

>mfw I record NHL games without permission from the NHL

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I've learned a lot about firearms history from this man.

youtube.com/watch?v=v71FqkDMV1c

I’ve learned a lot about overrated shit from this man second only to Jon Tarves

That's why they call him Erik "R. Lee Ermey" Karlsson

No, his real name is Ian McCollum.

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Pounding cutlets into 1/4 inch thin then doing a flour and eggwash followed by a coating of bread crumbs reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

No, that's your name

... are you making homemade tendies?

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Are you making katsu?

Look him up, I promise it's the same guy.

Only boomers like me remembers when Phaneuf was good.

Jägerschnitzel but with pork cutlets instead of veal because shant eat cute babby

Ooohhh, the forgotten weapons guy. Forgot about him. Yeah, they share some similareties

based und deutschpilled

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Feels good man

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really fell off the image limit pace lads

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god I wish that were me (the bench)

If Carolina and Boston meet in the playoffs this year, do you think they'd use the Whalers jerseys again?

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THREEPEAT BACK ON THE MENU, BOIS

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to the bed now

It’s a permanent fixture on the menu no longer seasonal

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she looks like she likes to role play as a good little slave for massa in the bedroom

>Lightning architect Steve Yzerman interested in Rangers’ top job

oh nonononon wongs btfo

not so fast

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watcha listenin to /hoc/? for me it's this
youtube.com/watch?v=9w1lCmXblKQ

perfect timing with slather stepping down
the >rags want to buy another cup

me in the back in the gay pride shirt

hockey talk on tsn radio

youtube.com/watch?v=BPl6-dbIkiU

Only shit games tonight

>mfw Columbus loses to both rags and senators
>habs still can't win laffs so columbus goes through

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youtube.com/watch?v=kbPKEAXq6Vw

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oh mais non non non

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McDavid demands a trade when?

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Next December if they get off to another horrible start.

Where would he go

Hopefully this summer

cska moscow

>rags

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Literally anywhere else

>if
We all know they will

Honestly CSKA Moskcow is a better squad than the oilers

Quality bread.

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Im actually a panthers fan disguised as a habs fan disguised as a columbus fan

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canes, lolirado, and snes would probably fight over him

Teddies going down tonight

>ragstown

Who would even want to pony up the king's ransom for him?

dundon is too cheap to pay mcmemes contract

Our memes are being appropriated.

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>this is the worst day of my life

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There's still time to join the bandwagon, friend.

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I doubt Colorado will have the cap space after they re-sign Rantanen and sign Makar + Hughes/Kakko.

They wrote that Borderlands intro song

youtube.com/watch?v=3zJE4mb2Yhw#t=0m20s

Can you even fucking IMAGINE how mad /hoc/ would be if McDavid led Carolina to a Stanley Cup?

I find it more likely that TBG just uses both /hoc/ and HF boards.

Where was his father? Why didn't he give his son advice like Sr.Lindros did?

why do you always think people are mad?

>lolirado
Give it up Doug in Duluth

Come on.

upvote

what?

He clearly doesn't know the difference between anger and disdain

Is hockey even real?

Oh that's pretty based, great song

bandwagons are never okay, hop right off

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Is anything?

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chl 2nd round playoffs on tonight

do these lad not realise Hitler would've had them in the showers?

gonna need the blots and the jest to lose out please

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Our friendship is

Just like everytime you post ;^)

Can't wait to see Calgary absolutely HEEM Colorado.

remember when /hoc/ thought a team with less than 90 points would qualify for the playoffs.
lmao imagine being that wrong.

On almost any other team he would have 2 cups by now. Crosby had already won once at his age.

Fuck the Oilers

crosby won his first cup after his 4th season in the chel. so mcmeme should have won his first cup this year to match crosby.

Not to defend the oilcucks but lemieux didnt win one until his seventh season.

>studs

185.132.178.32:6500/live/bOnF0iIF8B/oZh7QEuIjd/7729.m3u8

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Can't wait for you to eat these words

he is a newfag and thinks he needs to whiteknight his team everytime anyone shits on it.

>Can't wait for you to eat these words

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>my conspiracy
good
>your conspiracy
bad

simple as

When will we get to this this specimen in the NHL?

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Why would someone let this happen to themselves?

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are you truly a manlet if you weigh over 280 pounds

You start out browsing tv one night, and you come across a hockey game, and it makes the mario sound when a player comes back from a penalty. 4-5 months down the road you're eating avocado toast and consuming an incredible amount of cuck porn.

its not even just crosby. look how much of a difference goaltending makes. fleury has made a huge difference for the pongs and knights. the soilers havent had a tendie like him and instead rely on garbage like koskinen/talbot/brossoit/scrivens/whoever.

Yes, you're just a fat manlet

>387/167
Can >we do it?

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are we all just watch teds @ rags tonight and shitpost?

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who the fuck is Gordon Jewish?

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It is truly an odd day when I find myself rooting for the >rags

Lemieux was drafted by a horrible team and they acquired Coffey and Murphy on D, Mullen as a forward then drafted Jagr. McMeme will never win there simple as

nah >my whl boys are playing tonight

ask Gary

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I'm actually 5/5, sunbelter

I think it'll be okay.

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>forgetting Francis
typical pongs bandwagoner

i miss him

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As a rangers fan I will be rooting for the teds today

why he so smug with no ring?

Prove it

I know all about him just didn’t want to incite canes posting about him

>doxxing myself
no thanks, fat sunbelter

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A liar and a coward

They shouldnt have dumped him as a GM. Don Wadell is a complete disaster.
>skinner for pu
>lindholm and hanafin for hamilton

post your skates ;^)

>laffs

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those decisions seemed like they were influenced by an owner who was more involved in a meme handegg league than the nhl.

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he could have used that 70mill he lost to sign skinner and lindholm. didnt need to capdump them.

They should fire him quick before he chiarellis them

McDavid doesn't have to compete with someone like Gretzky. He is the modern Gretzky

>fleury has made a huge difference for the pongs and knights

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Gary should punish the reloniggers if speaking absolutely honest

nobody will ever be the modern gretzky

Lads I have been jerking to everything lately. I cant even get a boner from still images any more and can only cum to either erotic audio/hypnosis with specific instructions to cum or the most intense of gang bangs and orgies. I have already ejaculated 5 times today. Over 10 if you count the times I've intentionally ruined my orgasm in order to keep feeling pleasure. I think I may have a problem.

what a cutey

Can’t tell if you’re serious but knowing this place you probably are.

Yikers

100% serious.

>laffs

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look at like the laffs or knights, they both look completely different when they have to play their shitty backup. look at like the shorks or flamers, outscoring shitty goaltending isnt the most reliable strategy. both the blues and flyers managed to turn their seasons around when they started to get reliable goaltending. the soilers arent going to go anywhere with that revolving door of ahl goaltending.

Imagine paying kessel to win cups for a team that is not yours

In terms of raw production capabilities
sure but I think McDavid honestly could have a similar level of impact on the league.

wew

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bout to get absolutely blitzed lads

y'all just jealous of pat

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Punish them for what?

Throwing too much shade on the rest of this boomer league.

>rags

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>poo jackets

>audio hypnosis
Ooooooof

I love the sound of a womans voice. Especially when that voice is aroused.
Double especially if that arounds feminine voice is telling me what to do to feel pleasure

Cum on your own butt. Post pics.

Calling bullshit

lads how should i season my burgers ive only cooked them a couple times

the based habs will make the playoffs (this is a hockey related post)

nobody gives a fuck about your jerk off habits you faggot
talk hockey or get out

Existing so fags like you continue to ruin the thread

I'll jerk off on your face and your /hoc/ thread

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My dick is fucking diamonds

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based Italia

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why are all the cups in the sunbelt?

Damn I miss my lab, that canadian ball of fur was my only friend. Glad he didn't see me turning into this mess, he's probably better off without me.

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>not gonna max image limit
Poor effort, tbqh

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i swear if the teds get in I chop off my dick

shall be remembering this post

Of course he isn't. He loved you, he'd love to still be around for you, and for him to have you. He just had to move on to new pastures, not greener, just new.

I did my best to help

LAST RAG GAME OF THE YEAR

WHO'S PSYCHED??

FUCK YOU TEDS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Standings should be based on goal differential.

no fuck you do something tomorrow also

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Snowbelt gang out here

yeah because a girl just magically becomes hot the day she turns 18

sweden was the good guy all along.

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I am triggered by this image

I remember taking that pic in a thrift shop tbf, good times

That would make the regular season a lot of fun

based rag on the rags

4 is hot as fuck

If you're over 25 you're already a creepy old man for finding 18 year olds hot.

This is interesting, teams wouldn’t just sit back on big leads in the third period anymore

ah fuck, didn't see the pingu game
still, fuck the teds

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t. Oedipus

Sometimes.
I hope you'll find the strength to pick yourself up, friend

rag of the rags* :)

snowbelt usa posters are the cancer ruining /hoc/

quite based desu

Who else >an hour early here?
Also I still don’t like the yellow.

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t.sunbelt in 90º weather

/hoc/ is not dying.

Have sex

I miss the /hoc/ clip art postin' /hoc/, general being moved by the jannies /hoc/

>not getting drunk in the parking lot beforehand
grim

>doot

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>implying that’s a bad thing
You are weak and global warming will kill you.

Except that's completely wrong

I haven't given up hope Francebro

The 8s will be mine, lads

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>Who else >an hour early here?
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOO

just saw an old boomertard road raging intensely

quality bread

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How's Bulju doing these days?

his hips don't lie

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What league is this? AHL?

Still a bust

GET for bob cole

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bulju :)

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ted WILL miss the playoffs

Sad.

I'm glad ewe enjoy

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Phoneposting while I drive 20 over reminder tavares is overrated shit

HOLY BASED

>just past 200 again
>nowhere near limit
we can do it next thread if we really BELIEVE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

new

Heard it hear first, lads
>>

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haha based

JUST

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WEW

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holy shit what a get

well done all around

FUCKEN BASED MY DUDES

BTFO