/heem/ - Femine Appeal Edition

cut every division except men’s 155, 185, and 265

how bout i cut you instead ese

I disagree

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Say my name.

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Francis Ganoe is the best heavyweight we have ever seen and two poor showings will not take away from what he has accomplished overall

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Im 1,87m
imagine how tall the bitch has to be to be taller than me
i remember seeing 2 taller chicks in 2 days and was slightly annoyed
its just extremely rare to happen
i presume some people got used to it and dint give a fuck, but for taller people its a bit of a shocker

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if no one is around you
say baby i love you

How come I'll never get to fuck her?

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imagine having a quick rolling session with her bro...

Is her Brother a qt?

Unpopular opinion: Prime Ngannou would heem Schaub.

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So who is this guy
Can someone give me a quick rundown? Kinda new to these threads

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When Ngannou looked across the ring at Lewis, he saw the very thing he had vowed to stop. The thing that had plagued africa for far too long. Black on black violence.

It had dawned on him that violence in the ring against another black man would solve nothing. So he simply kept let his hands stay motionless, only allowing for the occasional jab to break the monotony. He lost the decision, but won the story of the fight and racism was vanquished forever.

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youtu.be/SAHMugUyOgU
youtu.be/SAHMugUyOgU
Yang gang

Sounds pretty gay

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slags like this are a diamond dozen on tinder
>bbbbut she's wmma fighter!
women cant fight

Does anyone watch that bare knuckle league? I'm intrigued by it and there seems to be a good fight this weekend. Is it watchable? Are there streams?

umm /heem/ I asked a question

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Should have wrote something like that he refused to fight his long lost brother to entertain the white devil
I love the style try again

hey

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HER* motherfucker

youtube.com/watch?v=aigHjCEivmI

Chael's a lame for saying Conor went too far with the towel comment.

mma is dogshit

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of course there's streams and of course we watch my guy. water you doon asking such a goof question?
>is it watchable
it's like a higher value street beefs

Ok sorry. What reddit has the stream I really want to watch this weekend

I only know we had a champ goran reljic, watched a few his fights but thats it
looks weird tbqh

When Ngannou looked across the ring at Lewis, he saw the very thing he had vowed to stop. The thing that had plagued black men for far too long. Black on black violence, and exploitation by the white man for profit.

It had dawned on him that lewis was no foe, but a long lost brother. Violence in the ring against a distant relative would solve nothing. So he simply kept let his hands stay motionless, only allowing for the occasional jab and Herb Deans pleas to break the monotony. He lost the decision, but against all odds scored a greater victory against the white man. The story of the fight was won and the scourge of racism was no more.

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either r/mmastreams or r/boxingstreams for all your combat sports needs

R/mmastreams you goof

I'm buying it because I have some FITE credits to spend t b h

>going on reddit
>for anything

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Reminder that Yoel shouldn't have lost either Whittaker fight and that the Australian only won to push the UFC expansionist agenda

Oh god, kek
this is pure perfection
Thanks for the laughs love it

Should be spammed on instagram

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Reminder that the UFC pushed mcgregor as a world beater to push their expansionist agenda

Reminder that the UFC values expansion more than their own sport

Im non biased, he lost the first but won the second

>anime reaction image
>site war rhetoric that has been stale since 2014

The first wasn't really that close desu, Yoel had nothing for him and was a punching bag from round 3 on. His game plan in part deux was much better, he knew it would be very difficult to win a decision with his gas tank so he set up the power shot. Only probably is Robert's no pussy.

>watching fights live

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going to need more pics like this pls

Damn dude, heem is a shit hole now. I thought repetitive posting was bad before but that's all there is now

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Reminder that the UFC is the shortest promotion that unfortunately has the best fighters

When were you when discover that Gina "Mommy" Carano was a Gang Weeder all along?

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Reminder that Conor allegedly had to give most of his Mayweather cash to the UFC for letting him fight.
UFC=slavemasters

Reminder that the only non faggot Americans are nick and Nate Diaz, Masvidal, Woodley and Jon Jones

Reminder the UFC is basically WWE with scripts and roids and you'll keep watching no matter what because you're exactly the kind of doofus Dana can easily pull in

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Peak Norteño
Some overweight flushed can, dont mind it

>Yoel won the first fight
>UFC is the one with an agenda

Damn dude, heem is a shit hole now. I thought repetitive posting was bad before but that's all there is now

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Sure thing, sweetie.

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*problem

Here's the real thread

No fights and no controversy over fighters cause we all kind of agree on the authentics vs the memes.

Its pretty entertaining since it only allows punching like in boxing and there's a lot of blood, not sure about streams, only watch fights in YouTube

>I go on r-reddit, s-so what?
Nice cope, you retarded redditor

Oh for sure Conor didn't self promote and the only reason his pay per views sold millions more than any other UFC fighter ever is because it was the UFC's agenda very good take dawg

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Damn dude I thought fer shur the repetitive shitposting couldn’t get any worse, but that’s all thur is now

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When did I say Yoel won the first fight you fat fucking burger eating nonce?

Does anyone have the blue joe rogan genie shop from Aladdin?

But for real, who is your favorite WMMA gladiator?

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>Reminder that Yoel shouldn't have lost either Whittaker fight

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> the only outcome is win or loss
The first was a draw lad. Fat burger nonce

me in the back right

I know it's fake but this is asking a bit much to believe

I thought that image was edited. There's literally some guy named Timofey Nastyukhin

>DUHBUHYUU-EHM-EHM-AYY
Cringe.
>WUH-MAH-MAH-AH
Based.

Thanks boys

Come to Harrogate and I will heem you pal

>lose 3 rounds with 0 10-8s
>draw
Sounds really similar to how Yoel nuthuggers feel about the 2nd fight. The one in which he lost 3 rounds but actually did get ONE 10-8. I think Yoel fans think he should just get 10-8 every round he wins cause he's so muscular and good at fucking their wives.

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bro have you never been on heem when theres no fights on?

haitch has a chin on him for sure

Why even come here then? Go read a book kek

I just leave it open all day.

Would you say WWE is asking you to believe in more, or less, than Game of Thrones for example?

I was on heem 6 hours/day for 2 years. There was at least interesting shit posts and low level mma discussion. There's hardly anything mma related in this thread at all

> last 3 rounds
> 10-8
You are a silly American spakka fella

Fuck off then lad

Itsjustajlove

wut. where did I say that

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lmaoing @ all the doofs in this thread.

You cowards wouldn't dare post your face in my /soc/ thread.

Threadly reminder that the first round of Whittaker v. Romero 2 was a 10-8 for Whittaker. Dominated the round for the entire duration, and by definition, a 10-8.

Don't bother with the reverse psychology. Just post the thread

go on rhys

You think JoeRogan fucks a bunch of wannabe fight chicks?

youtu.be/bAX0P0YKtRs

Reminder that takedown defence should not factor at all into scoring. It should be a standard

Post the thread? For free? You want me to perform a task for no monetary compensation? What kind of loser do you take me for.

A loser that posts on soc
Spakka lad

I would post link

>Oh god, kek
>Should be spammed on instagram
faggot

Max 'Blessed' Holloway

Ur mum gets fucked fucked by mexicans and niggers

you now remember Edmond

out of self respect I dont have a pic of him in my pc sorry

don't get testy now that you realize what a dweeb you sound like

She tagged him! Oh she tagged him Mike!

I promise this is no bullshit. A very close friend of mine is currently booked to be on Rogan at the end fof April. He's never really watched Rogan outside of the Elon Musk interview and wants my help to prep him. I've been telling him to get his talking points down and rehearse steering the conversation because if he doesn't he's gonna be talking about chimps raping each other for 3 hours.

You guys got any requests?

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yeah, kys

Ask about the Yoel's dick size.

>I promise this is no bullshit
bullshit confirmed

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Tell him Joe Rogan is a faggot
Joe Rogan is a stepfather
Joe rogan is a faggot

Imagine being a mix of nigger and mexican sperm that fermented up ur mums asshole for years until it grew big enough so she pushed you out in the local walmart on the burge isle
thats how you came to life
ur whole existance is less important than the curry that came out of panjeets asshole and got smeared over the sidewalk of mumbai
dont ever you me you disgusting creature

No homo but I will tell him about Yoel. He doesn't know any mma fighters so if you see Yoel mentioned it was my doing

There's gonna be a black guy on Rogan April 30th to talk about electric cars. If I'm lying I'll cut my dick off live on stream

Cringe

revved dork

can you make a vocaroo of this? i want to hear it in your retarded accent

Feelings hurt lmao

Talking like Brendan Schaub has helped me fit in with normies at college

I don't care I don't watch joe rogan. I'd rather watch my own penis be removed via rusty scissors.
The man is basically a numale on testosterone replacement therapy

Based Serb. Fuck the burgers

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>I'd rather watch my own penis be removed via rusty scissors
epic absurd hyperbole! FTW!!!

dare I say based

meh the fact that it's a put on makes it lame. you're basically american yourself

Americans are just 3rd gen British anyway so it's not really much of a claim

> what are scandis
> what are Germans
> what are other Europeans
Americans are not 3rd gen anything. They are 1st gen mongs

why does Luke dress like a hispanic 7th grader

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his wife probably dresses him

He is not schizo you dumbass

Based

>flippantly jokes about angrily removing his own manhood instead of watching some shit podcast
>calls someone else a numale

So what is the diagnosis? He has the behavior of a schizophrenic.

There is nothing wrong with Tony he's just resting his body after a stressful 2018

His diagnosis is dumb Mexican. Same as Eddie.

There’s an actual man in the wall and a chip on his leg, Jewish journalists what to convence us that tony is insane so the ufc will never let him fight khabib

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> flippantly
Stop using big words you fucking paki I would heem you

>So what is the diagnosis?
Hanging around Eddie Bravo for too long.

khabibuktour.com

Genius idea.

Why is everyone in denial? Tony is Fergaphrenic.

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he thinks he's being "cultured"

Only other option is Bipolar disorder, which maybe has a better prognosis.

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>Athletic commissions will not clear a schizophrenic
What the fuck are you talking about cazzie? Of course they will

The GOAT just made weight

Surprise surprise

bout to roll a fat one after a long while of being abstinent and watch a couple of fights
wish me luck lads
god bless yall

srećno

Enjoy your GI bloating and tachycardia

Whiter than you Ahmed

No way an American commission lets a schizo fight.

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This is excellent.

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>le 36 year old "boy"

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Sick of my gf rambling about how hot he is when she looks like Betche Correia lmao

post pics

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still my boy even though he's officially flushed. he wins the trilogy against woodley however

Okay Mr. Weidman

>fawning and mewing all over dikes on male hormones acting like men
Every last one of you beta pussies should be culled.

Isnt being a schizo a requirement of being in the ufc?

No. Only requirement is being a fag who enjoys bjj.

I could heem most of you guys

>tfw i could heem every here
weird feeling

>I could heem most of you guys

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We will see.

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i could ream most of you gays

I have all of them and I'm fine, stop believing (((their))) lies buddeh.

Give me your snapchat, zilch

I really hope you are ready to APOLOGIZE to the natty goat for falsely accusing him btw /heem/.

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>APOLOGIZE to the natty goat
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My gf favorite fighters are brock lesnar, Luke rockhold, Conor mcgregor and tj dillashaw

>Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.

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>pop for something taken 10 years ago
nothing personal kid it just pulses from time to time

Lmao @ these tiny fists

Yeah it's not secret they've been purchased for $4 billion. And when they sold Ronda, Conor, and Brock were all fighting. Now that they are hardly active (with the exception of Conor) they have to keep pushing meme "super fights" like tj Cejudo just so they can make another cash cow to shill as the "goat".

you can get some Juan

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prime colby would heem ngannou

Based and Cucuypilled

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>his

gay

How big do you recon his dick is? I recon that its not that long (like 7.5 inches) but its got crazy girth.

smaller hands means you hit harder.

Comparing apples to oranges. One is entirely fiction. The other is fiction but markets itself as being real and unscripted.

just because there's more force per square unit of length on a smaller hand doesn't mean the total force is actually more ya dingus

Why does Cody do it bros? He was winning this fight. He was so slick with his dodging and was staying just outside of reach. Then just chimps the fuck out and decides to play rock em sock em robots.

Don't have one. I've never spoken to him and I'm guessing you haven't either. Unlike you though I'm not going to sit here and pull a diagnosis out of my ass based solely on fucking police reports and news articles.

he got pissed that based Munhoz wasn't getting KO'd and started to bang to finish the fight as fast as possible

You're the man Tony

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He got headbutted somehow and he went berserk

>little wrists
>jooocy muscle bodies
fer sure the industry is cleaned up b

What exactly are you here for if you aren't willing to pull things from your rectum and show them to everybody?

Don't even bother selecting all squares with crosswalks

ur moms a fan

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Can't wait for y'all niggas to claim Max was never good.

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My calves mog his ngl

how does it feel knowing i'd heem you then heem you again

What's AJ endgame?

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Ok /heem/ I'n gonna join a kickboxing gym so I can beat up a heavybag. What are some good gloves? Are hyabusa the best?

Gay porn.

Wonderboy looks damn good for his age tho
Too bad hes flushed and a peadophile sex pervert

That's really gay famala

What makes you think that anyone here knows a single thing about boxing, or any type of exercise?

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God I wish.

I have some cheap 20oz proforce gloves that still haven't been heemed after a few years but they are starting to rip because I have massive power.

How come there are no Indian (dot) fighters?

I've already heemed everyone here. Time for some fresh blood in the division.

>Jaime, pull that video of Janni Bones up. No, not the one of him with my wife, you doofus. Yeah, wrasling one.
>youtu.be/2YFBej4wFP0
>See, what many people don't understand is how blacksplosion really works. You got to have mental stimulation for it to activate. *makes drugs reference. Like when he fought OSP is another example. He can't take retired MW down, can't overpower or submit him. He catches OSP's leg and can't take him down, then he breaks his hand and can't finish him. THAT'S because he respects those guys. He got nothing against them.
>But against DC it's completely different. People overreact and start conspiracy theories. HAHAHAH just like I was just couple of years ago, before handlers got to me. I even had Novitzky here to explain everyone how fucking stupid they are for questioning governing body breaking it's own protocols and procedures. IT'S NOT THAT PEOPLE, OK! Janni just hates DC. Once he go into that rage, nothing can stop him. He can't ragdol WW olympic wrasler, but he can ragdol DC. And DC ragdols everybody else. That's how powerfull activated blacksplosion is. That's why Yoel couldn't finish Whittaker. You think he couldn't just knock his fucking head off? He would do it if it was american, but aussie? He doesn't hate him. In fact he respects him so much he moved up to avoid fighting him again.
>It's just weird that people don't get that. Hey can we watch black quarterback and strongman highlights? What you mean there're 0 results? That fucking Zukerberg guy...
Here's the original pasta.

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>what is supa fight league
cazzies out

no indians allowed

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holy shit I never keked so hard when they started swinging, thanks

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They unironically smell so bad it would be considered unfair advantage.

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One of the greatest fighters to grace the heavyweight division, one of the most articulate and well spoken podcasters in the biz, and a very snazzy dresser.

Any1 watching the fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Xtreme fight night 357 tonight? Tryna find a link

kek /heem/ needs to hop on the super fight league train
youtube.com/watch?v=Nnaucfo9bYQ

>heems your dick

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Holy shit that's good stuff. He legitimately doesnt know how to punch.

Holy shit that was amazing.

>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

He got knocked out by Roy Nelson in their TUF finale and he ended up retiring because he was a shit fighter. He now sucks off joe rogan for money and Yea Forums ironically shills him as a good fighter. He is one of the worst fighters to ever be in UFC

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How would he do in the ufc?

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He would tell Jones to wake up.

>unheemable

youtube.com/watch?v=AXZMKX3lTp4

He would run towards Jones, try to headkick, slip, land on his back, Jones was going for an oblique kick and hits Jason's head. Boom Jason is the new GOAT by DQ.

Who cares, Khabib gets wobbled in every fight and people call him unheemable too.

Bad stoppage. Never given time to recover but what can you expect from Indian commission refs.

WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST WAKE UP???

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she cute

but not quite the ring girl type, they literally just got 2 random white girls, probably russians or something

UFC ring girls are ugly as fuck too, isn't that kind of the point?

she's cute as hell and indian mma is based

So who is (s)he?

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youtube.com/watch?v=uYuggrLlmSI

HOLY FUCKING HEEM

see

um

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tell your friend about heem and spammy

This
Tell him to shoutout heem or ur a bitch-ass nigga

Someone post the webm of the Japanese chicks mogging the fuck out of Celeste on stage

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Living in the fat zilch's head rent free derek check your inbox bro

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

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So we can all agree that he's based right?

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BASED

CORN TO THE FUCKING CORE. ITS A FUCKING MOVEMENT. GET ON BOARD OR FUCK OFF

*heems you in mexican*

youtube.com/watch?v=h9zx-UtFz00

Tell hum that we need Joe Rogan vs Alex Jones III right now

Based, look how fumed the burgers are

Why do you keep asking for snapchats zoomer faggot? The dick pics of your close relatives doesn't turn you on anymore?

Leave the Bulgarian alone.

based and redditpilled

Add me on snapchat, pussy

why can you never see his ears

ur mom added my on snapchat

round 5 was a 10-8.

It was closer to a 10-7 than it was a 10-9

?

yoel dresses like shit wtf?!

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Literally dressed like my dad

based

White guilt at its finest. How can you be so fucking deluded?

>one guy is 16kg heavier
>the other guy is 24cm taller

peach of a matchup

Does your father also have a BBC between his legs?

i mean he's literally 42, what would you want him to wear?

Yes
Tapout wife beater

I bottomed for Yoel Romero. AMA

Have you ever bottomed for Yoel Romero?

wdhmbt

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Yes.

He means the company watches what people say on social media

I'm black actually. You should probably just watch the fight again. Yoel basically caved his head in for a whole round. beat him senseless.

>swn beat the living shit out of you and then force you to eat her ass
why live?

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Most women unironically look cuter without all the makeup. 10/10 would wife the cutie in the background

There is literally nothing wrong dressing like that you sperg/Muslim

he means the owners check /heem/ but they get the lower workers to check out pleb sites like sherdog and reddit

>life is so unfair

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are you the Sorry, Autocorrect guy from Yea Forums?

No

I once met Tiger. He was the brightest little man the world has ever seen. Too bad his father doesn't follow his example, same for his rather touchy mother.

>Yoel basically caved his head in for a whole round. beat him senseless.
>a whole round
That's a funny way to say 22 seconds

I'm glad Tiger-posting is back in a big way

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>he counted the seconds

the truly autistic thing to do

It never died

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>Heh, my snide comment wins the day

schaubs 2 year old has already got more pussy than all of heem

Thoughts the joker movie?

For sure this is normal and usual to film and post publicly
nbd

Prime Magumbo heems Cain

>tfw lost my virginity to high school sweetheart at 17 and haven't fucked anything but hookers since

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no shame in that

Do non-whore females exist in the USA? 80% of them are fat so they're whores by default and the other 20% that are normal or attractive seem to fuck random dudes on a regular.

being a literal whore in a 1st world country is the most esteemed profession in your country, nice projection

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>me and the lads trying to get good at wrestling
>our jiu jitsu and striking are legit, not trying to brag but we're killers
>but our wrestling is so garbage
>everytime we shoot on each other, we get brutally countered
>literally whoever shoots, is going to get guillotined, reversed, their back taken, or kimuraed or triangled instantly
>tfw our jiu jitsu is too good and we can't learn wrestling because our shots are garbage

I think the solution is to train wrestling only, with no submissions until we get good. But I don't think anyone else would agree to that. We have a wrestling coach and some of us have MMA experience, but the wrestling guy isn't always around. I'm never going to become a beast like this, fellas. Really jealous of Americans that can get quality wrestling training for free in school.

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You have never trained in your life

Get in my guard and tell me that. You would be a jobber at my school.

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You literally cannot be an expert jujitsu guy and have wrestling this garbage
This

You'd get subbed in a second

Can you actually imagine having such little control over your life that you spend all of your time moderating a /heem/ discord server? Seriously, why would anyone do that unless their life is incredibly dull and worthless?

I think you'd be surprised. I've trained under professional boxers, jiu jitsu champs, professional MMA fighters, and most importantly... I've studied the Danaher System. All volumes. Still feeling confident? Are you even in The System?

Nice digits, I don't even want to argue with you now. But you'd be surprised how garbage Canadian jiu jitsu wrestling is.

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Based

incredibly based and redpilled

holy fuck Gaethje would kill Conor

Gaycheese is a chinlet

I haven't had sex in 6 months and I keep masturbating.

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video will come out of coner fighting a bear cub

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I never had sex

its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
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doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol

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its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo lol
its 4 am on a scaturday
regular chocolate trufflin'
they're all utterly broke
and think schaubs a good joke
yet there's nowhere else i'd rather be
la de da da de daaaa
doo dee doo da dooo poo

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Canelo would kill the entire UFC roster

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spammy all the time you've spent spamming you could've spent working and saving up money to buy some prosthetic legs

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Is Brendan Schaub the best mind in the business?

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Begone spammy

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peaches are a beast my guy
prime peaches heem ngannou

If the tractor really is Matt Hughes's he's being railroaded for a second time

SPAMMY THE PIECE OF SHIT

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Why are there no clips of Schaub's stand up on YouTube? Is it really that bad?

that and no one cares

Conor would KO Gaycheese in a hot minute

cringe

Haven’t been on heem too often lately. Good to see that the spammer is still taking care of business

Can mma fighters still perform at 100% with only one kidney? Thinking of donating one to cut weight and making a run at the 205 belt

why do you collect poopy toilet paper instead of flushing it

heemfession: i fucking hate brendan schaub

we all do heemfriend

Sorry meant to post this on reddit

based india

i don't know what kind of fetishes you leafs have but that's a weird one

*heems you*
posted that left hook right where i wanted to faggot

im not a doctor, but i think that it might interfere with the peds

Sorry, meant to post this in my diary

Might as well donate 2 m8 for the kids

Holy shit, y'all seen this yet?

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/b9yf53/announcement_rule_change_politicalreligious/?

This is a game changer

Poirier gonna pop before the Holloway fight

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Most pointless appearance ever. Cazzies actually believed he was fighting DC. As real as GSP vs. Silva.

Poirier gunna pop Holloway in the face

TKO round 2

Will goober step in?

he's suspended until july

Guess what fighter I’m thinking of

matt serra

he's thinking of Michael Bisbing, you idiot

Are there any figgters who are funny people without being mean?

So now Lesnar is coming back to instantly fight for the title despite doing nothing to deserve it. The UFC once again pushing its expansionist agenda. Hoping the WWE fans will jump ship. i fucking hate the UFC it is everything I despise. I'm a bellator man now

Jon Jones vs brendan schaub?

he was a former champion, he's a big audience draw, and he was directly called out by the current champ, so it's not totally out of nowhere

streamable.com/orurr

No, he was correct. I think you owe him an apology.
This is correct.

> get his talking points down and rehearse steering the conversation

Rogan eats weak beta guests whole. Your buddy is going to have to talk about weed, mma and chimps alright.

based red tarzan

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Get him to talk about Prime Schaub Heems Ngannou
Say the word heem

>top 10
if he wanted to be accurate he would have told the story about joe rogan telling him he sucked and then crying, this is not happening

tell him to ask why he thinks schaub got heemed so many times and if they could set up some cte case studies on him

>implying the champ champ doesn't do whatever the fook he wants

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cringe

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bbbbbut he yelled at tony and kicked edmund!

Askren was out

older sister hit me with the askren choke and put me to sleep

Askren was in

post her tits

aint seen nothin like the mighty askren

heem? more like heem

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>it's blessed er~

Sorry, kid, not on my watch.

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oh my

literally who

Like an adult?

>Conor, with a broken leg, easily beats Max
>gadooshes Aldo like nobody has ever gadooshed a dominant champ before
>implying Conor isn't the greatest featherweight of all time

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> big audience draw
Sorry uncle Fester you fucking corporate fiend
> 10-5 record
> steroid ban
> not been active in 3 years

Fuck off lad

both

holy based take a (You) my good friend

definitely not the guy named varg

*tosses you through a glass door*

A little late to this reply although a few topics come to mind. MMA wise I would ask his opinion on Blagoy Ivanov, if he has champ potential, and his opinion on Mayweather vs CM Punk in the Octagon. There are other MMA questions I would ask, but I can't think of any atm. Ask him about these for good conversations (I will get a lot of flak for these)
1. Asking Rogan if he ever saw Machine Elves
2. Talking horror, scariest thing he ever saw
3. Paranormal, angels and demons
4. Motorcycles

This was Jon's best look

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>demons
rogan is already possessed by one he wont admit to knowing about anything

roids

I'd like to see tony fight werdum next. Spicy banger for sure

My post, for the record I don't believe in Machine elves or ghosts, they are angels and demons. Christianity is the truth, accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

nobody asked retard

>gets dominated on the stand-up and taps to a mexican and a muslim
heh, nuffin pepernel ked

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cringe

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wgaf

Based

showtime did it better

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*throws a boomerang at you*
maricon

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what do the people that say they can beat every wmma fighter say to this?

that dumb hue should have trained before trying to mug people at fistpoint

Fuck off DCuck

I'm not some starved, drug-addled hue. Also if I was a criminal I would probably use a firearm to rob people

Current Tony would kill Werdum

Lel
Isn't that common in jap land?

Tony cant even heem the guy living in his wall

>mfw I had a hot training partner with a huge and toned ass
>mfw I used to let her get me inside deep triangles just to get a deep whiff of her sweaty snatch
Yup, those were the days, they dont make it like that anymore

says who? heard anything from that fucker lately? that's what I thought
our boy got 'em

>let her
Sure

The fact you think that looks like a juicer lets me know you don't ever touch weights

They are delusional, it's always the same shit talk
>hur dur I have a weapon
>I bench press and weight 200 pounds I could tag doll her without problem
>one hit and she will be on the ground
You can be sure that whoever replies that kind of nonsense has never got some gloves, sparred or fighting someone

No one said you gotta be good a jiu jitsu to enjoy it

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Get your friend to talk about world of warcraft classic so they can clip it and promote it like crazy for free.

Joe rogan is like the high school stoner that will tell you broscience. This one was interesting because I dont think I have seen him be defensive like this ever.

youtu.be/bfVMz74zA_M

I enjoyed the one he did with Teddy Atlas

youtu.be/BEwq64YTSO8

I think the general thing is dont run out of interesting or on topic things to say or else he will imagine gorrilla midgets on DMT. Joe Rogan is pretty chill but he really likes to make himself believe that he is pretty smart and knowledgeable on any damn topic.

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who the fuck said anything about robbing?

gonna need a sauce on that b

bluepill and yikes post

Its like when a toddler starts windmilling and the dad plays along

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schaub =

bendy straw

Pettis was gonna win that fight, if he didnt break his rib

>tfw i could heem every here

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I wish she heemed my dick with those thot lips if you catch my drift

Thanks for the Schaub imagery

you couldn't heem me, I'm unheemable

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so one of my mates got in a drunken fight, the dude swung at him first, he ended up hitting him twice, punched him in the eye and completely destroyed his orbital bone, it all nearly fell out when he was lying on the floor. Ended up losing his eye. Never seen anyone get so heemed from 2 punches lads.

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his 2 losses before wonderboy were freak injuries. including the rib break. healthy and motivated pettis is still a monster.

does he train? is he going to jail?

He who his what? Get your pronouns and prepositions in place

how many times a year do you plan to visit your mate while he's in prison?

I didn't got it either, did your friend died or the other guy? Also around aussies never relax

>an actual man in the wall
>Tony cant even heem the guy living in his wall

It's Bad Ronald.

Sorry I've been awake for a long time and need to sleep. Friend punched another dude in the eye after he got provoked. Other dude lost his eye from orbital bone being destroyed.
I think he trains boxing, quite a tough lad.
He ended up getting an assault charge, not sure how long he went to jail for but he's out now. Was originally going to get a GBH charge but footage came out of the other guy instigating and swinging first.

>not sure how long he went to jail
and you call yourself a mate. admit it. he was just some guy in a bar you met that day.

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Nah hes a friend but lives in another state and wasn't allowed to talk about his charges until the other day. I haven't asked him about how long he was away for.

checked

would I get banned if I posted a pick of the other dudes bloody fucked up eye?

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God I wish that was me

i posted a webm of a woman doing a triangle in a fight at a supermarket. no ban first time. ban the second time. it's a 50/50 chance. are you willing to roll the dice? photos of fractured orbital's aren't my thing tho.

I dont think I'll risk it. I can't post on /pol/ because of the IP range ban so I still want to be able to shitpost with my heembros

range ban? when i was banned from Yea Forums i could still post on all the other chans. is it different for /pol?

schaub yourself

I think its to do with our homosexual ISP laws in Australia that are blocking sites after the NZ shooting.

better give them your guns

gladly

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unbelievably redpilled

They already took most of them about 25 years ago m8. I'd like to come shoot some guns and eat fast food in America some day (don't worry I'm white)

*HUFF*
In June 1967 a United States surveillance ship was off the coast of Israel
*HUFF*
When it accidentally witnessed a beach side execution of Egyptian POWs by cowardly Israeli soldiers
*HUFF*
The Israeli government attacked this boat with fighter jets despite being allies killing 34 sailors and wounding over 170.
*HUFF*
To this day both the US and Israeli government both waved this away as an accident despite witnesses and US sailors saying otherwise. This was known as the USS Liberty Incident.
*HUFF*

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Toe Rogain is a manlet faggot leftie

You can have paranoid delusions that are short term. Could be from a ton of different things, but most likely insomnia.

i love backs bros

These poos are fuckin animals. Hope that country gets nuked soon.

>get rocked
>run foward two steps with hands down and throw a leg kick

Hi Owen

Think of all the good they could achieve though..
youtube.com/watch?v=4eSfNu-bBWk

the size of the cage and them constantly running at each other is fuckin killin me

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>state
there are no states in straya nice try dipstick

>he thinks the united states are the only states

>player entering the octagon touches the canvas, blesses himself then points to the sky

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Gotta risk the heem to get the heem

Wow and I thought our leagues lacked talent

>SFL had an ESPN deal(or sticker) before the UFC
superpower2020.jpg

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>Joe Rogan is pretty chill but he really likes to make himself believe that he is pretty smart and knowledgeable on any damn topic.
I haven't watched much of his podcast but watching him being exposed and reverted to white belt by Danaher was priceless, really made me like more the guy

Indian MMA bless.

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i didnt know scoob was in the military

Low test and general athletic ability.

You could literally make the same question but with any other sport. Except non-sports like cricket, badminton or whatever

She's fuckin hot, dude

post more indian heems

?

He describes himself as a Libertarian.

Uhhh based?

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>MUH DIK

so it really is true

I really think there should be some epic Russian novel about the tragic life of Artem.

That would be prolific to say the least.

more like gay

Jon Jones goes to check on Lyoto and gets some fans.

sucks how both my boys are flushed
but you to stick with your boy through good and bad

Because i'm 1.92 and weigh around 98kg

Remember that time meme Macdonald went up to 185?

>wogball threads
>/heem/ shines like a diamond in a pile of coal
love you lads

Hey pussy, you still there?

Early stoppage for me.

Brendan and Bryan discuss the Conor vs. Khabib smacktalk,

youtube.com/watch?v=ro7ynLzml0s

Conor was smiling. But Khabib wasn't.

Crazy Poirier was at 145

I guess. I mean, kind of. But not really.

>thought about checking the thread earlier
>didn't
literally unheemable

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1114382180480897024
>Breaking: Jacare Souza vs. Jack Hermansson is verbally agreed to headline UFC Fight Night on April 27. Hermansson replaces Yoel Romero, who withdrew due to illness. UFC has promised Souza a title shot should he win. A victory would improve his UFC record to 10-3.

>withdrew due to illness

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>UFC has promised Souza a title shot should he win

do not
believe
his lies

BJ Penn lost to GSP

Why are nigs like this

yoel is natty m8 idk what you're trying to imply

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Actually I hadn't even realised Borrachinha had been replaced by Yoel. Apparently they offered him to step back in but he didn't because he doesn't feel like there's enough time to cut the weight

>BJ Penn lost to GSP

theintercept.com/2017/06/06/fifty-years-later-nsa-keeps-details-of-israels-uss-liberty-attack-secret/
this is actually real. time to become a /pol bro?

Someone please, need to see.

He's huge, even when he was at 145 he used to hit 180+ out of camp. Made Pettis look small.

Bulgaria, I think you Schaub threads on Yea Forums would get more traction if you did one of those meme sticky’s on the corner of the pic

I thought Jacare was fighting Costa, what a horrible matchup for Hermansson.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/chunk/88067753/

The fact that the fight was offered to Costa and he declined due to time proves that he was not suspended. So why isn't Yoel booked to fight Costa? Why is Yoel going around saying that he's not fighting Costa because Costa is suspended?

kek, underrated

New thread soon boys make it good

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Yoel was supposed to fight Jacare instead of Costa. Don't know why they changed the booking that way.
Yoel has pneumonia right now, allegedly, so he had to pull out of the fight.
Costa thought he wasn't going to be fighting so he doesn't have time to prepare for the fight on short notice.

Not even a cigarette smoker but that lucky strike logo on the mat is very aesthetic

Because he's scared of being retired, he will never be in title contention again if he loses again.

Who is YOUR favorite female combatant?

None of them, you weirdo.

Paige van Zandt, because she is brave and beautiful.

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it's Saturday where the bleep is everyone?

What does heem mean

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You know where.

The pub?

Id sub everybody itt

here's a new thread for mma

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Laying with my dog she just had 9 pups

Love how Romero got that second shot in even though it wasn't necessary. Fuck Rockhold.