/afl/ Round 3

just not feeling it after the premiers hip win last year

illl probably be asleep drunk as I have the past two come saturday night

My /afl/ family

JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING GRADUATE JOB ALREADY SICK OF ALL THESE ONLINE TESTS

Been drinking ~1.5l 40% at 171cm everyday for the past month. am 22. How long to live?

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I want to go to bunnings and buy some rope, get an uber to the forest and hang myself but I have no balls

this is true hell

why kill yourself when you have a delicious contest of friday night footy between powerhouses the Demons and Essendon?

I don't even care if my team wins tomorrow. I just want death but am too much a pussy

Go for a walk down the train line then.

And end up conscious, with my legs severed off like those LiveLeak videos? Hanging should take ~17 seconds to reach unconsciousness but my dad, he says he'll go crazy if I off myself. Even if I'm dead, he's too good to be in a prison.

>this is true hell
wait until you see the bummers play kek

checked the news and apparently Bad Couch hasn't committed suicide, quite odd behaviour.

Literally cannot find a bet to make this game any interesting, shan't be putting a dollar on these """clubs"""

>badelaide literally gave two first rounders up for Gibbs
KEK

>We are in a timeline where Geelong and Brisbane Lions are adjacent to each other on the ladder
Hating it, need to kill those pesky kitten off

What's for dinner, lads? Spag-bol here

local subway had a buy a drink and get a free sub, got a chicken classic with a medium sprite

Ramsay Bolton sounds EXACTLY like Matt Smith and honestly it's incredibly distracting

lol

any good bets on this weekend?

190gm scotch fillet and 4 eggs scrambled in butter. that keto life.

Going to go absolutely ape shit on the carbs tomorrow though

>nrlel still on their thursday thread
>our thursday thread hit the bump limit and we're already onto our 2nd thread
OH NONONONO

Betting on these then if I go broke that's it otherwise will use whatever's left to bet on the Saturday night matches

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Keep ya water up m8, it's especially important on keto

I get 6-8L a day lad, thanks though.

>Myers a late out
BASED

based fredposter

unbased freofag who is gonna accuse me of samefagging

Just came back from the barber lads. Asked for the Clint Eastwood, how do I look?

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Can I be honest? It looks really good.

embarrassed for you lad, your haircut and nerd neck is a disgrace to this fine community.

props on giving something a try though

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Thanks. I thought so myself.

>hurr maybe if i make fun of this obviously good looking man, i'll be accepted here
my dude.

>this obviously good looking man
don't defend yourself in the third person, you're better than that.

based absolute newcunt redditor

a simple reply from a simple mind

at the game lads
SHANT not make a shantpost
also peemons by a point

based seething newcunt

got him by the string lads

>won't even at me; A Chad
>he is with us, always

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Not a fan of either team tonight tbqh, but would like to see the bummers lose by a considerable margin.

Either team getting smashed would be funny after those 2 and the crows were talked up so much.

same. I hope they absolutely railroaded. I need that user to come back who said he heard fresh bummers horror stories including Bomber Thompson

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red rooster-tippingwoomy practicing his fifty metre torpies lads
hasn’t missed one

i know they made the final two seasons ago, but last year adelaide was shit, why did people think it was going to be different this year?

they just showed the anti bullying ad at the g
would like to say that Essendon players have the big gay and Melbourne players are smelly
*whips and naenaes*

That's kinda sad but also funny, isn't there a Tyrone Vickery one like that too?

They had some injuries but not much worse than the other teams, dunno why they got talked up so much.

Vickery's was the one where he lead and took an imaginary mark then collapsed or some shit, that was worrying. Was against Fred if my memory serves.

HEEEEEEEEEMMMM

>he's still here seething silently
TOP KEK

>he can't let it go
still got him on a string lads

20 years give or take

People thought last year was a blip and 2017 was the real Adelaide. The real mystery is why people thought Essendon would be good. Literally done fuck all for 15 years.

what's your poison of choice? 30 yo boomer here who downs 1L of vodka every Saturday and most Sundays

How do I bet on the A-League match having more goals than Essendon?

do you guys use wax/pomade/gel/hairspray/any other styling product in your hair? or just leave it natural?

firm hold wax I think, I just buy whatever the barber put in when he cut it.
>tfw girls at work compliment your new haircut
>tfw too autistic to capitalise on it and just sputter "t-thanks it needs a bit more work though"

I used to use a bit of gel but now I just keep it natural, messy hair helps hide my misshapen head.

i started using one of those high shine pomades this week. it looks good, but i don't think i have the confidence to really pull off a 'slicked back' hairstyle. might just shave my head again.

try short styles like crew cuts or buzzcut fades if you want something short and manageable but with a bit of style to it. I've honestly never known such female attention since investing $40-$60 in a haircut

I would like this kind of hair, but how do you get it cut this way? Do you literally print out a pic and take it to the barber? Is that a weird thing to do?

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oh my god they ripped up the tweets

#powerful

whoever loses this match is FINISHED

You can just show the picture on your phone man, also don't expect to look like that guy.

tranny cox

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nah it's totally normal to bring pics or else they have no clue. Try and find styles you want, front on/side on so they can get an idea. Look for hair that looks like yours/has the same growth direction as yours. If you have curly hair then this style won't happen or will be difficult that's what I've learned.

Well I know I'm not as good looking as that, but I'd still like the cut, and I suppose I'd need to learn how to style it like that. My hair usually looks good when leaving the barber, but then I can never replicate the style teh barber does.

Those tweets were just saying that they suck, is that really not allowed anymore?

welcome to Victoria and 18C
nuke will come soon

They'd be happy to help with that, make sure to ask what product they use.

those tweets are so tame wtf

genuinely thought this was some chad vs beta meme from /r9k/ at first

whose name was blurred out in the banner tweets?

thanks for the laugh lad

looks like they blurred out all the players names

liked the one max gawn said about being sick of seeing the cunt everywhere

more like the (Pep)tides are turning hey bummers
lmao

imagine the tweets if melbourne gets btfo'd

coxy trying to do the vsauce eyebrows

there was one name in particular all the tweets targeted. J.S was the initials

Barber did a pretty good job desu. Too bad you're ugly and fat as fuck.

*/rug/'s into thread*

come on lads, let's tear online bullying down

>he said I suck at football
>CYBERBULLYING
lmao peemons are pathetic

Jake Stringer.

I only watch games that involve Basedbane and West Coast.

water off a duck's back to StraffGOD

Looking forward to the cripple cup.

based and basedpilled

same

isn't that bullying cyber bullies?

heh

excited to see a spike in cyberbullying lads

*huff huff*
MAX GAWN IS
*gasp*
A FUCKIN FLOG
*SCREEEEE*

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>17th vs 18th

hype

The problem is they can't actually put the truly abusive ones on there.

*changes channel*

Is Dyson Heppell the worst captain in the AFL?

based Piotyr and the Bear on Viasat, missed those crazy drunks

What really bad ones are there besides racism?

nervy poo lads

Terrific Friday night footy, lads.
>7s

I wish BT was my dad.

what's this cyberbullying shit? I only just tuned in

melUNborn ARE FINISHED

>27 degrees with no sun
Explain that.

Shemons are FINISHED.

Peemons are FINISHED

online bullies are FINISHED

global warming

>yfw they had to change it from "global warming" to "climate change" because no-one was buying this decades fear mongering excuse to take more money from you

>pandering to the soft as butter PC brigade
the AFL is FINISHED

fuck that bombers player is so black

JB is calling the game while his nephew is playing.

any cunts have a stream?

Why the h*ck did Shiel pick Essendone of all places?!?

honestly its crazy how black he is, what the fuck

BROTHERS GALORE

7 live

to get a good meth and pills hook up from Bomber

who? my gf's kicked me out of the lounge room until halftime

>tfw ausfalia has turned into a nation of virtue signalling mudslime chink loving faggots

Damn Peemons are actually trash

Nevermind, they're playing 3 hours of Bore-der Security

Yeah, quite grim honestly.

Because the alternatives were St Kilda and Carlton

ORAZIOOOOOOOOOOO

Fraser Anning, apparently

>the media represents science

spending 18 hours a day online in an echo-chamber will give you that impression, but it is far from the truth

so what's your suicide plan lads?

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Where's Melbourne's defence?

ah yes, the famous melbourne swiss cheese defense

>"climate change" is "science"
lmao

>who needs hogan
>mcdonald will win the coleman la

You can be right-wing and not have to blindly agree with every single issue user.

Diggers 95% metho. Costs $5.50 from Woolies, just have to to dilute it down to around 5%. I put 80m in a 2l bottle and am pissing all day

>You can be right-wing
oof

climate change is a farce mate, if you step out of the university echo chamber you will see this.

Ahh ok, I'll do that thanks.

>worrying about what other countries think
we're fucked cunt, admit it
look at sydney and melbourne, every video from that miudslime going apeshit in melbourne last year was filmed by a chink 'bong sing sung wing fing' and theyve taken over both cities as well as those weird brown races
fuck em all off, vote one nation

you realize they had to the change the name because all the "scientifically backed models" that Al Gore whipped everyone into a frenzy over to get the monies proved to be utter shit right?

Nah man I'm not woke like you, got any infographs to back that up?

literally impossible to tell if this is serious or not.

kek that bombers player #44 was pissed he took the advantage

Not convinced by Melbourne lads.

>Al gore
>Scientist

*gives you a warning*

>Demons getting exposed in the media for tanking 10 years ago
>They're doing it again for damage control
REEEEEEE.

*riterarry

peemons are actually trash, what the fuck happened

>there are SEETHING zoomers ITT too young to remember the Inconvenient Truth shitshow
were I'm old

>warning
The players have had enough time to adjust, just pay the free if they're not in position. They don't give a warning for too many in the square.

how long before the cunts at the AFL have a round dedicated to cyberbullying?
fuck this sport

>it's another rerun of the /pol/ giving it's unsolicited bullshit hot take of the week episode
I mean, it's a funny one, sure, but perhaps not in the way the writer intended

don't go to maccas after 11 unless you want the grease of the back of a grill in your shit

Does the term knee reconstruction get used often?
Back in the golden age of footy, it was knee reconstruction this, knee reconstruction that. But now it seems like the commentators refer to things like 'done his ACL'.

>Melbourne
>Liberal cosmopolitan secular spiritual wasteland
>Team is called the Demons
How very appropriate.

got him on a stringer lads

DISGRACEFUL umpball lads

>one nation
those clowns will do little and less

am I the only one who licks the frying pan after use?

Seedsman didn't do his acl lads

>SEETHING greenie fag virgins hating on BASED /pol/Chads
I guess success breeds jealousy heh

>it's another episode of browns and chinks larping as fans of Ausrarian roo footbore being exposed
back to your shitholes you animals

I think the procedure to fix it is better now, not reconstructing the whole knee

So the two MKR contestants were sleeping with each other and the guy just snitched on her?

only after the fact, at the time they refer to the injury not the process they'll use to recover "traditional knee reco vs LARS surgery" is the shit I hear all the time

Seen the 2 frees against Saad lad?

Now that you mention it, I guess you don't hear that much anymore. Also whatever happened to LARS?

we had no frying pan

it's entirely scripted m8

Is this netball?

Wonder what's gonna happen on MAFS, looks like a girl got a drink poured on her.

I scrape the greasy layer out with a spoon and eat it

talking bout my frying pan m8

that is also entirely scripted. wasted quads

ya think?
Tassie just passed a law to allow preferred gender on birth certificates, not biological
Immigration was 280,000 last year, the highest ever and the highest in thew world
Our economy is on the slide and we are pandering to anyone but fucking aussies
Oh, and were all posting here with changed DNS's because our fucked up government and telcos thinks its ok to choose what we can and cant look at.
Now a law is being passed in the senate to stop what they deem 'innapropriate content' on social media platforms, whatever that fucking means

you are delusional cunt, wake up
Liberal and Labor need to be tried for crimes against the people

what about @ 3am? I used to get pissed to the gills then drive thru and get a family box + more when I was a fat cunt, thinking about doing it again tomorrow

Also if there are indians in the front theyre also in the kitchen. They will drop your bun on the floor and pick it it up as if nothing happens.

>hit a guy in the head
>no free

UMPBALLED
M
P
B
A
L
L
E
D

so how is it different from footy?

trip on Wogality Check

>Oh, and were all posting here with changed DNS's because our fucked up government and telcos thinks its ok to choose what we can and cant look at.

>Using Telstra or Optus
Cucking yourself, mate.

I unironically believe they should limit what you can look at because it's melted your fucking brain. Grow up.

what are you listening to /afl/?

youtube.com/watch?v=I564p2cOgyk

depends on what you order, if I recall by 3 or 4 we would dump everything as it was all stiff and uneatable

that was a great goal

bombers on THRIVING TEAM watch

afl.com.au/match-centre/2019/3/melb-v-ess.liveradio#

youtube.com/watch?v=zqU2Uo5KpIw

his album Mourn is incredible

>Peemons

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time to check twitter lads

>unironically paying attention to this shitshow

>those Demon sperg kids going off their nut
my sides

>the peemons are tanking, to show that they were not tanking, they actually just honestly suck
big brain goodwin

>i am an adult and I like it when other adults choose what I can look at
yikes
>Its ok that both major internet providers have banned perfectly legal content
you're the cuck you stupid cunt, its a slippery slope
/afl/ is dumb as fuck or filled with bachelor of arts majors

was the elitemons poster one of them ya think?

melbourne regressing to 2011 standards

Essendon making a statement with the HIGHEST score of the year. It'll be a match where you can look back and say you watched it.

I said "you", not "me". needs more buzzwords though m8, you'll never cut through the NPC programming like that,

anyone else excited?

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t.chink

Lucky Melbourne decided to have mean tweets on tonight’s banner, reckon there may have been a few added if it were to be next week.. #pathetic #AFLDeesBombers

had to be, one of them was positively SHAKING

elitemons on winning three awarded matches in a row watch

Cap and Hawkeye die. There I saved you from cape shit

"Well gee back in my day" is literally 80% of AFL commentary in 2019 outside of professional broadcasters like McAvaney and Whateley and it's utterly insufferable.

yeah but not yet because it will still be a while before I can pirate a decent copy

>you're the cuck you stupid cunt, its a slippery slope
You're the retard paying them money and rewarding them for censoring content.

remember that meme with griffindyor and he would go YES YES HOWEVER

i really liked that one and seems it has just disappeared overnight

youtube.com/watch?v=vp9u8U7bhAs

elitedons in the house tonight, peemons gonna have a bad time

>outside of professional broadcasters like McAvaney and Whateley
>professional
>McAvaney
Turn on the radio, mate. ABC is where it's at.

they are the two major providers you stupid cunt. you're cool with that?
>id nod my pwoblem

nah mate fuck em and fuck lelbourne too.

reminder that immigration will continue, AFLW is not going away, climate change & renewables policy will expand exponentially, and you are a powerless, scared nerd on the Internet who can't do anything to stop it.

did that sign say big mac meal and cheeseburger for $5?

Based Straffo

didn't they just release an avengers movie like 2 months ago? the one with that blonde bint on the cover

Never said I was okay with it. Just that you're a retard (or more likely, your parents are stupid) for giving your money to Telstra / Optus.

black clark

get on iprimus NBN lads. I get 45mb consistent (on a 50mb plan) unlimited and they haven't censored shit

>can literally run into an open goal with 2 teammates
>decides to be a selfish fuck and line up for goal 30m out
>misses

everyday until you like it

he literally had open players in the goal square lmao

>McDONEald

already sent fourteen minutes of umpball to gil
ELITEMONS 3-0

One Nation voters are shit, but immigration is a bit of a problem.
Currently immigration is basically a giant pyramid scheme to prop up the present which will fuck over future generations even more. Pointing out that there's too many Asians in the capital cities will lose you elections though, as they're now too big of a block to piss off.

This is the first time since 2010 that this matchup has been a melbourne home game btw.

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zac clarke is awful

>5'2 outmarks a 7' foot ruck
Essendon are PATHETIC.

lol clark just stood there like a retard

Did clarke just get outbodied by a manlet?

Just shows the "quality" of waffle that he was able to dominate that league

kek get fucked Clarke you mug.

>bummers with the classic NORF give your fans some hope then snatch it away

>intentionally make the worst kick in history
>Team mate marks it and kicks a goal
Expectations subverted

how many wagners are there

>the bummers

based clarky bringing the dees back into the game

do you lads reckon bruce has ever had a wank in the comm box?

Is there a strong wind to that end? Can't make sense of the difference between the quarters.

>immigration is a bit of a problem
stop blatant pork barrelling, build the actual needed public infrastructure for the inevitable rising population on which capitalist economics is reliant on. Most of this shit is state level issues though and they'd prefer building stadiums and pretty shopping malls rather than sorting out public transport and housing/urban sprawl.

>wind to one end
m8 you ever been to the MCG?

yeah a sad wank after him and Den's last game together

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>Melbourne now in front
Oh no no no.

essenDONE

I played cricket with James Harmes

How did you post that before it happened?

you haven't experienced wind until you've been to williamstown's ground

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

essenDONE

I'm not who you're bickering with but if you can't see a problem with 43% of working age Muslims not being employed in any capacity in this country and you blame infrastructure instead of immigration levels then I don't know what to tell you.

Are Tom and Oscar McDonald related to Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti?

the fact that Essendone were in front and are now going to shit the bad is going to make the abuse they get that much sweeter kek

does williamstown cyms count because shit is windy there too

>nrlel's THURSDAY thread hasn't cracked 200 yet
>our 2nd thread of the week (after the first stayed up ALL week) will certainly hit 500.
sperg bowl champions and a thriving community, we can't be stopped lads.

What's the 5AA for Essendon? SEN?

me not replying to the right guy again later is on the cards

SE(ethi)N(g)

Seething newcunt, you here lad?

>43% of working age Muslims not being employed.
Don't know your source, but I'll take it on merit. Muslims are just over 2% of the population, "working age" is what, 60% of the population , generously. So 1.2% of the population. Half of which are unemployed. So ~0.6% of the population are unemployed Muslims. Yeah I can safely tell you without equivocation that this is literally a non-issue. Inb4 >muh per capita meme. Irrelevant, we're talking about nation building, not small minded /pol/ blame games.

essen[DON] bomb[E]rs

>everything I don't agree with is irrelevant
I'm not going to argue with you, your moving the goal posts gymnastics and changing the topic of argument tells me all I need to know about you.

re[A]lity cunt on a[BO]rted na[R]ra[T]iv[E] watch la[D]s

>M-muh muslims
If I had a qtie muslim wife she'd be staying at home raising our children.

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yeah, I knew you didn't have a reply either

who gets the blame for Muslim polygamists lodging multiple single wife claims straining our precious infrastructure?

imagine defending sandniggers on the internet lol

said the same shit about the the Catholics, the Irish, the Chinese, the Wogs, the Vietnamese, and now the Muslims

do we round up the Mormons too?

>being facetious when asked a serious question
it's ok my Victorian friend.

who essenDONE here? (insert wojak face)

who said anything about rounding up anybody? you've blown a gasket mate.

>the Chinese
The Chinese wave hasn't stopped yet though. The rest of those came across in an initial wave but the chinks just won't stop.

>said the same shit about the the Catholics, the Irish, the Chinese, the Wogs, the Vietnamese
[citation needed]

yikes

>Daniher can't talk anymore
feels bad lads

>facetious
no? where exactly? I know you /pol/ folk are explicitly tied to your victim complex, but considering all you've been doing all thread is dropping ebin memes that is a bit rich

kek, disingenuous semantics, dishonest tactics, which alt-right youtube personality did you glean this gambit off?

White Australia policy you shit for brains retard, guess what? That fell into irrelevance too.

Nah, it's well known there was anti-(group of people) sentiment in the media when those people first came across. After a while it all settled down and they just became Australian.

>it's a lefty/pol/ refuses to give it up until his internet superiority is acknowledged episode
sad

holy shit lads hatsune miku is sitting in front of me oh my god

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last words: pee is stored in the balls

>Cowboy Bebop getting a live action
>The big guy is now black
Defend this, lefties.

shan’t be denying the elitemons lads

>tfw no amount of lefty/pol/ frothing outrage will ever stop me from hating niggers and mudshits
you lose Greenies.

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Wayne Carey: That’s a soft free kick
Also Wayne Carey: I glassed my girlfriend.

please Questlove for the soundtrack

Jet was always a nigger

foreigners larping as Australians on suicide watch

You sound like you fap to traps

He was fucking white.
>Jet Black
>Nickname: Black Dog
Black was used ironically.

>fapping
>ever
brainlet

>18 goals in a half
thinking the era of goals is back

>beating /nrl/ is something worth bragging about

Just watched the picture film Glass, why did they have white people playing the knock out game at the beginning wasn't that a bit disingenuous?

take this post back to your Thursday thread m8, Lord knows they need it kek

>ameritards in charge of irony
I don't know why you're surprised m8

>307 posts
>33 posters

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I blame those 2 retard nigger /pol/ spergs for these skewed numbers

drinking bottled guava, apple and mango juice, not from concentrate, and smoking a spliff lads.
While I dont agree with most of their views also enjoying our brothers from /pol/ who are entitled to their opinion as this is a free thread with posters from a free country.

the best case scenario is Melbin win by under a goal so both these teams gets shit canned in the media

why are you so obsessed with race?

is there a proper HD rip out?

i'm obsessed with Terry A. Davis actually

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>replying to them

all me :)

drinking wild turkey rares and smoking cigarettes while playing rome total war as carthage and watching the footy. While i agree with most of their views also enjoying our brothers from /pol/ who have based opinions that they are not entitled to as this is an unbased thread with posters from a cucked country.

Where do you report hate speech to? We need a bigger block desu.

the era of the white man is over, just deal with it

Peemons are back

Anyone use Kayo Sports? It's fucking shit. Sound drops out, HD channels aren't HD, lagging, fuckload of errors on everything i want to watch. Just horrible

i like tipping woody tbqh

McDonald's Tipping Woody is on a ROLL

based

Feeling kinda sorry for the people sitting behind the goals to the right of screen.

Yeah same errors here, but better than those shitty VIPbox streams or whatever

wh*te bois on the ropes

christ this mcdonald cunt is so fucking black

based
Imagine being brown or asian
born seething

DONS
O
N
S

>melbshit

deemongs are FINISHED

Who else /tipped/ Bombers

haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haaaaaw

merry xmas from bt

twitter.com/Straffo/status/1114105223109173248

holy fuck look at the likes bros

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

>peemonds

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Fuck imagine being a Dees supporter, shit for years and finally you're getting a decent team together. Manage to recruit May, Lever, it's finally their year and then only to realise it was a false dawn.

I wish I could bury my face in that armpit

how do i get my arms like this?

Where is Lever? Has he not been playing this year?

>his smile and optimism: gone

>69-96

>1st: ESS
>2nd: MEL
>3rd: ESS
>4th: ???

>Essendon going to lose from here
Going to be a fun post-game.

is there a stream that's not fucking up like its got prostate cancer?

10 goal breeze to the left of screen. Melbourne will come storming home.

just watch it on the telly mate hahaha

It's on channel 7, mate.

thinking zac clarke is getting delisted

nine goals a quarter lads
real afl is BACK

>best game this season is between two winless clubs

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN THE CAGE

we NEED shorter kick times and longer quarters

Just checked 7mate and it's not there, way to kill the mood prick

Melbourne are fucking dogshit, the team is cursed and will unironically never be a true /elite/ team

sorry but it is the truth

imagine picking up Fred's scraps and thinking it was a good idea lol

Check 7HD

what do you mean kick times? they only get like 5 seconds

This TV is so old it doesn't support HD channel, good one

Christ

Zac Clarke on last afl game ever watch

Easy with the blasphemy m8

Was actually a prayer for the Lord to bless him with a nicer telly mate

It was a joke m8 just being a little bit of a smartass, but it would be nice to have a smart TV. Hope you enjoy the night

can't wait for Tipungwudi to star in Predator: Halls Creek

based kola deejay as nie

You now remember Angus Brayshaw finishing 3rd in the Brownlow

shaping up to be a ripper of a finish lads

You now remember Andrew Brayshaw getting heemed.

imagine being either of these Teams. Pathetic

Business idea: Bonus point for reaching 100 points

BT absolutely correct about that free; I wish commentators could override the ump's decision within a couple of second of it being made

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>a pedo is posting near me
need a shower now lads

whats with all the trash on the ground?

>3 games in
>season already over
christ imagine being a Donemons fan

even the commentators shitting on clark lmao

Good crowd pics

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>Shat Fart

Umps riding Essendon's cock pretty hard at the moment.

There's a breeze.

>Salem
lmao

How the fuck is that not a free?

shit umping, even worse football

I love how I can tell these Ukranian commentators have a more knowledge and love than the cuckstel commentators

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based rc

Are Melbourne tanking again?

they never stopped

Just a reminder before talking shit about the Elitemons that these guy's Dads will sue you if they find out.

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unpublished critics

honestly lost complete faith in the AFL when they found melbourne not guilty of tanking to save their own image and its gambling ties .

umps have been a dumpster fire tonight

is it just me, or is someone in here leering at primary school kids?

>Melbourne still have to play West Coast, Collingwood and Richmond twice

>fairweather melbshit customers leaving early

if the saints win on sunday i'm booking my flights down to melbourne for september

BASED 200 point game, upvotes to the left if you agree that high scores are the only metric to judge a game's quality by.

yo my tiggas what up

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no one cares oxygen thief

fucking lol haven't seen kicking in danger paid in a while

I really dislike pedophiles especially on imageboards.

Top quality umpiring. Really enhanced the quality of this great sporting spectacle

I'm out lads, don't want to associated with known paedophiles like Joseph Melican. I've got a future to consider

Just imagine Basedbane purging the D*es, that'd be a 250 or dare I say 300 pointer

They call like 3 of them a year even though it happens constantly.

...

Carey going hard on these umproaches

Daily reminder that Fabius was right and the way to defeat your enemies is starve them and avoid them

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>those "key" players out for Melbourne
Kek, most of those players aren't even best 22

>242 (Two hundred and forty two) points
As expected by the bottom 2

>that pose
more like Fabulous *throws glitter* dramatically*

Neither will finish bottom 2.

>DEFENCE

There was none

hes considering his next action plan don't hate

Plastic bandwagon supporting scum fuck off

I'd argue at least 4 were

Reminder that both teams did something tonight that Carlton haven't done since round 11, 2016.

>peemons won't finish bottom two

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Just got moved along by some airport parking attendant lads.

not a big fan of the thread grinding to a halting stop

What is that emoji thing?

pathetic zoomer bait shit

1st is emoji is tough
2nd emogi is lit
3rd emoji is crown

really mirin her lats, wish mine were that big

wayne gave frosty the poo emoji lads

who here /tigga/

reckon straff likes having his big bum played with?

that's going on the banner next week.

yeah

lol

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All memes aside, the Melbourne Demons are perhaps the worst sporting group in history! Perhaps it has something to do with the mascot they chose!

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Lever
Lewis
May

>242 points
this game had more scoring than literally any game in 2018 and 2017, and it was fucking 17th v 18th

shit teams that have literally no defensive capabilities score heavily on each other stop the fucking presses

Based

>gaff
>sheppard
>naitanui
>Premiership

Stop making excuses. Melbourne are still fucked from the prelim last year. I tipped the bombers as soon as I heard about the "online bullying" bullshit they threw themselves behind
Weak club of weak pricks. melbourne wont play finals this year and 2018 was an aberration.

took me three nights but I finally got through Point Break (1991). Yeah, it's shit