See frauds around you banging hot girls

>Not having side chicks and keeping the wife
She has nice tits, makes me wonder why he's gay

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god just imagine being surrounded by all those scouse lovelies lusting after you all day

fake tan, shell suits, hoop earrings bloody hell it's getting me sweaty just thinking about it

That was über gay. What's he holding in his hand?

kek

>sluts like in op want to get your seed
>you are tied to this
dude realized futility of life

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ffs

are tight shirt/jeans in accordance with Qaran?

For me, it's Makka Salah.

youtube.com/watch?v=YS5G6T-knwk

He really does see like a pretty good dude but I just don’t rate him

damn now I feel bad for the guy. Oh well, fuck muzzies.

Her husband is one the best footballers in the world, maybe she should reward him and lose some fucking weight so he can enjoy sex again.

maybe he just took the architectpill

Based, that's a hard way only for true patricians but the end results are always worthy

its Quran and you can tell that this ugly arab thot is not a al muslimia
>architectpill
HOLY BASED

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They do find ways to cope.

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Wtf happened to her?

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Marriage happened

Dios Mios

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Why doesn't this hippy cut his hair

This but unironically

Why'd he divorce her? She looks cute enough

Damn Salah is pretty handsome with short hair and no beard

looks like that girl who shot up youtube HQ

Can he pass as a local in your country?

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>divorcing those tiddies
>bitch needs to have her ugly ass face covered anyway
Seems like Salah is living the dream

reminder it's the grand national this weekend so there'll be loads of scouse totty on show for your delectation

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Yes

Can someone nuke your retarded country already?

Cesc?

No, but in that pic he is very close.

What a handsome couple

She's showing her ankles! Filthy whore should be stoned, inshallah.

imagine watching povertyball

lmao

Poor Sallah if you think about it. There are a lot of slags in England. They call them cock destroyers.

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Looks like me.

what the fuck

she was already a monster there
here she's just without the veil

unironically yes

goddamn he’s an ugly man

milk...

Is he from Sicily?

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I like tids

>she got married and got comfortable
I know this feeling all too well, lads.

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non-white women look bad with no make up and age badly

unfortunately

Marketing. His hair is part of the brand.

Based and whitepilled

Someone explain this reference to me

holy shit he looks like nathan fielder

this board is full of poverty ball where a common play is using your brain to crash into someone else's brain.

perfectly as long as keeps the hair short

hehe

>implying white women don't age like milk too

which one is the wife?

He has always been shit, last season was the peak of his career and he can't go any higher.
I don't know why it's surprising to you that his performance is shit now.

He's one of the top scorers in the league, he's still very clearly world class

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>Britoids will defend this

No he's not

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He’s literally statpadding against relegation fodder this season

yeah that's harsh. particularly when the top tier of islamic society is for a man to have a harem... and Salah is one guy that's legit earnt it, unlike oil sheikhs.

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yes

don't need to divorce when you have 3 wife-spots free

>Lovren is bff with this guy
god fucking dammit
at least hes not botom

i remember watching day of the falcon and apparently all you have to do to divorce as a muslim is say "I'm (name) and I want to divorce (name)" 3 times in a row.

honestly pretty based

l heard that if u fill all the wife slots with women of different ages and races u gain a +5 "taqiya" buff but same age bracket and same race yields a +7 "replacement" buff
can muslamics itt confirm

This is not the wife. His wife is a hambeast.

he'd pass as quintessential in my country.

looks like the average indo so yes

As a gypsie yes
Inshallah confirmed

>advocating for adultery

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He would be a majority in our three biggest cities

His sister is his wife?

Is that Borat?

>tfw no absolute unit gf

would bang desu la

Your average Liverpool supporter.

Better question what happend to him :O

I can't argue with OP's point now.

there is about a 99% chance salah says this in his sleep every night

My man likes em

THICC
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>>cant divorce wife because all muslim fans will go sharia
Doesn't Sharia say all you have to do is repeat "I divorce you" three times and it's done?

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Ja

fuck, if it was only that easy in the west

well sharia also says that you have to be just, kind and shit.

Yes

>A fellow man of culture I see...

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both

completely different legs than here:

Is there anything more grating than middle-class English women?

They're fucking harpies when they get drunk in a group. They seem to think that because they're all being obnoxious and shameless they don't have any guilt.

Good for a shag though. I'm normie enough now when I can walk into a bar on a Saturday night and have some paralytic slag grinding on me within ten minutes. It's fucking bizarre honestly

Would destroy the one in the white

fuck man I've already fapped twice today

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he's a feeder

Looks like Ali G

>the fatter she gets the happier he looks

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>La Luz Escondida
Also, the woman in OP's pic literally looks like a man

Yeah that's why in jihadist circles all the woman and men have been together.

she got fat

he looks indian

>You can literally see him gazing into his THICC AS FUCC future, plotting, scheming, planning.

Piers Brosnan is an architect and his medium is the female form.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=WXElQtiYsio

>Can he pass as a local in your country?
Actually he can, I've seen guys who live near the border with greece that look like him

architectsofpeace.org/architects-of-peace/pierce-brosnan?page=3

>We owe it to our children to be better stewards of the environment. The alternative? - a world without whales. It's too terrible to imagine.

Quintessential feeder

guy is living the dream

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Actually no, just saying the words I divorce you (man to woman) is enough. In fact, some scholars even state that saying it in joke still counts. If you divorce a woman 3 times, you can't get back with her until she's married and fucked another man, after which you get 3 more divorces.

For women, it's more complicated, more western basically. To get divorced, a woman actually needs to file a legal case, and then she had to testify before a judge that she's actually serious and that she can't reconcile, the judge then extricates her. Basically, just straight up western stuff, except she doesn't get half the man's shit.

lmao JUST

Based, he is a simple man with a trad wife. My respect for him increased 10 fold.

Well, he can have four wives. It's pretty normal in Muslim countries for rich men to do so. He just has to treat them all equally, and he can, seeing that he's filthy rich. Islam is cool like that

What an ugly baboon. Stop eating like a pig, woman.

I bet he's a feeder.

Wait, who's the girl in the op? Is that his wife or is that girl in his wife? Or are they the same person and Salah is a feeder?

I have a boner

>supporting adultery
>implying promiscuous athletes aren't always sub par
this calls for your genocide
why didn't Indra finish your filthy kind?