Why are European athletes so much fitter than American athletes?

Why are European athletes so much fitter than American athletes?

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Because we're fat and eat shit?

europeans are very gay and want to look good for their gay male audience

Imagine winning six championships and never lifting a weight. /fit/ absolutely btfo.

Based Brady.

To be fair, the best athletes don't lift weights.

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>Skill player fitter than mental players

A guy like lukaku thinks far more than the moor subhuman and is just as fat as any Burger Star

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>caring about another mans body

gay

as

fuck

Isn't he like 6'3?

I bet he could play in the NFL

it is interesting that the greatest american sportsperson of all time is a skinnyfat dweeb

This is spot on. Cristiano only fools his die hard fans, everyone else knows at a glance he's as straight as a toddler's scribble. Low body fat doesn't necessarily correlate with performance. Brazilian Ronaldo was still a beast with fucked knees and a noticeable belly.

>lukaku
>thinking
lmao
also it seems like he's lost the additional weight

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>These 3 players are all European

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>roidlympics
>relevant

lmao

*wins 10000 swimming and snowboarding medals*

How many gold medals do you guys have?

Oh yeah how many do u have Pakistan?

>USA: 320 million people, 2500 medals
>Germany: 80 million people, 1600 medals
Amerilards btfo

Shut up monkey

Swimming is the most complete test of the human physique, especially with the variety of styles.

Bolt could literally have an average man's torso and arms and would still be a gold medalist

a quarter of what the roided states of cuckmerica has but with 350 million less people to roid from

Best American sportsman was probably Bo Jackson or Deon Sanders. Some shit like that.

*blocks your path*
"heh, nothing personell, manlet"

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odd comparison, one is banging a supermodel playing a real mans game, one is a complete gay playing a foot only fall and pretend to be injured for 90% of allotted game time fag only sport

Rip Europe

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Thats an African.

Why are European "athletes" the size of children?

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Umm.

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>Low body fat doesn't necessarily correlate with performance.
I'm not into the ball of poverty, but you're right. I saw a special that laboratory tested Ronaldo's athletic traits, and they were pretty laughable, by American sporting standards at least.

>3.61 second 25m dash, which prorates to about a 4.8 40 yard dash, factoring in typical NFL speedster acceleration.

>17" no step vert and 29" running vert. NBA players can 29" no step and go beyond 40" on a running vert.

He might be shredded, but he's a below average natural athlete by world class athlete standards. Many of those fat linemen Yuropoors like to make fun of have superior 40 times and vertical leaps.

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OFFICIAL GREATEST ATHLETES OF ALL-TIME
1. Wayne Gretzky
2. Bo Jackson
2. Lionel Messi
2. Magnus Carlsen
5. Michael Jordan
6. Cristian Ronaldo
7. Deion Sanders
7. Mario Lemieux
9. Lebron James
10. Roger Federer
10. Secretariat
10. Usian Bolt

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Those stats don't lie but there's more to footy than running fast and jumping high, you need amazing agility for direction changes at top speed while controlling the ball along with those things to be at the very top, not sure if he would have that with an 'american' physique.

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he isn’t our greatest athlete though

White American BVLL vs. Gypsy Euro manlet

Why are American "athletes" the size of children?

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Based LeChad poster

These american ""gods"" would turn a woman into a man if they pissed on their feet

Peak euro athletes

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I'm glad Brady is somehow infuriating Canadians and most of yurop

>Implying Yea Forums isn’t a Fraudy board

>be a literal island
>can't swim

>learn to swim
>end up in france
>oshit turn back
>swim from the other direction
>end up in ireland
>mfw

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Brady doesn’t lift because he thinks it destroys your joints.

>being an athlete is based purely on how high you can jump and fast you can run in short bursts
God americans are fucking retarded. even your own sports arent dominated by people who score exceedingly well on those """tests"""

>you may not like it

brady is a system qb, hundreds of men on earth could do his job at least as well

European total population is almost equal to US population.

Add up the European medals and compare them to the US.

CR is special, Brady is an average QB

But how would it look if they were standing next to each other irl?
I wonder if Cristiano would actually go tippy toes.

Wheres Mexico in that table?

Real Americans are European.

I would think football requires a lot more stamina than handegg where they at most sprint a little bit between commercials for MacDonalds.

Toadzil mirin hard af