/hoc/

go shorks i guess

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>habs in charge of winning

yes... YEEEESSSS
good kitty...

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Is Sam always angry because of his native savage blood or because of his repressed homosexuality?

>sharks losing to oilels
oh no no no no

laffin at all you laffers from last thread.
>t-they hit the switch.
>l-look, they are DOMINATING.

You ever been to winnipeg? You'd be mad too.

hahaha time to lose to the kitties

>shorks >shorks >shorks

where's a leaf when you need one

>it was 1-0

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Winnichugs are emerging from hibernation

Drouin is fucking useless i reckon he thinks of banging cuties and doing coke

Wow the lightning have three 40 goal scorers. That seems pretty good.

Wish the canucks were in the east, they would bootyblast the lightning with ease.

Shit gimmick

SCORENSON

Once, I went to the Spike and heemed the fuck out of like 6 people then left

Believe it or not, it's better than it was a couple years ago

Not mad, it was a good game, besides the stupid shorthanded goal

based

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This is the power of playoff laffs

the laffs have a worse record this season than last season despite tavares. the isles are in the playoffs this season without tavares

let that sink in

>can barely win a game to save your life
>staring down the big bad bruins who have your number
kek, they are doomed. we only slayed our arch-nemesis when we were 1st seed and they were 8 seed, and even then we almost made an historic choke

drouin has been absolute trash

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>"PLAYOFF LAFFS ENGAGED"
>they blow a lead

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thinkin' this is his last year.
LOVE swedes btw

Low tier for sure.

>STAY SCARED M8
The absolute state of the maple pajeets

yeah but the islanders have a defense. leafs dont. surely they could've kept matt martin for that grit

Friendly reminder to everyone that WHL playoffs round 2 begin TOMORROW.

whl.neulion.com/whl/

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how the fuck did that ding-dong diddly stay out

Startled

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EL NINO

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A&W poutine is really underrated lads.

I just got to say... anyone who doubts Gardiners worth to this team... don't know shit about hockey.

>oilels

hey i'm going there now. wonder if they have it here

LMAO HABS

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anyone interested in a playoffs bracket just for shits?

Does anyone else remember in september when there was some laffsnet guy going on about how the leafs were scoring at historic rates and how they were better than the 80s oilers.

Cannot wait for the reloniggers to get swept without scoring a goal

lets talk, is >your team
going to be in the playoffs

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nice job habs

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L A D S

IT'S HAPPENING

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please

Yes
t. Pete from Pittsburgh

and how they have the most elite defense of all-time?

Nice proxy Sam

LES HABITENT

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>hasbs

we're taking the cup my man

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the sadness covers me like a blanket
tuck me in, let me die

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This is a good example of the leafs playing down to other teams levels. Yeah its a loss but it was a good game. I wish every game all season wasnt all such doom or gloom when we lose.

About fucking time something happened

>thinking Sam knows how to use a proxy
He wears Velcro shoes

>took a timeout with 18 seconds left
Fire your coach.

you had a good season. git gud next season, but no thanks for not helping us get the metro

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I'll set it up later this week

>MOVE THE PUCK
>MOVE THE PUCK

good luck next year, hasbs

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lel refs in wild-bruins game give absolutely 0 fucks

I shine my shoes. You wear slip on.

>Toronto Pakis
>Montreal Haitans

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Frenly reminder that the Teds will NOT make the playoffs

CANES ARE THE TEAM OF DESTINY

HELL YEAH

L A D S
A
D
S

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Oh baby oh baby

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>Laffs playing down to the Lightning

>Heading down south to the land of the pines
>I'm thumbing my way into North Caroline

>bell centres gonna have less habitants til next fall
Looks like anglos get the last hon hon hon once more

I HAVE WAITED FOREVER FOR THIS MOMENT

PLAYOFFS BABY!!!

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the difference in points between tampon bay and the laffs is greater than the point difference between the laffs and wongs.

thx duder :)

my fucking DICK

it is important for me to see >yfw the bings lose out and yotes get in

>HASB
eat shit you dumb frogs

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>Hasb

I just wanna eat ice cream until I die from calories overload

What flavour

>real hockey about to start

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good to see Darling sober and out of the house

post >your team and your smash main
>broons
>robin

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Mint chip

refs gave it to the bolts

OH NO NO NO NO

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Relocanes are just this year's Devils

Are the pongs clinched

S O U T H S I D E S L O P E S

You?

good taste

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yotes chances end tonight with their literally blind goaltender against a returning le flower man

If dubble digits put mustard on it

>penguins
>I’m sexually attracted to girls so I don’t play smash bros or watch

why aren't relocaneniggers in here shitting the place up?

years of >relocanes posts, empty stadiums, no playoffs, recently the smug u will b posters bragging about pu and its FINALLY OVER. WE CLINCHED IN A FULL STADIUM EAT MY SHIT

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Imagine being jeff skinner. Waste away all those years in Carolina, get traded to an up and coming squad in buffalo...

Then the canes finally make the playoffs while the sabres are listless and still awful.

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100 point club

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...

>La ville de Montréal en entier est en veille de suicide

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>fucking mario sound during a breakaway
just end this franchise already

Jerksurges are in the dance

>WE'RE IN
>WE'RE IN

Based Mrazek

i dont give a single fuck im just glad to be there

Just post the pic m8

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no one cares about the randycanes literally snuff your life out

>clinched in a full stadium
The habs losing in front of a sold out crowd doesn't mean you guys had a sell out

will the relocanes even be able to sellout a playoff game?

so are our matchups confirmed pretty much?

HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO HOCTISTS BTFO

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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cans earn the honor of getting swept by tampa
nice

lgbtning in 3 tbqh

>91875433
>years of >relocanes posts,
Nobody gave a flying fuck about your pathetic franchise until you started shitting /hoc/ up this season. Go drink battery acid

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>WE'RE IN
>WE'RE IN

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carolina finna go to the ECF in meme fashion

Hasbs:
SEETHING
Canes:
*dabs*

will we be the good guys if it happens

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Kind of happy for you desu. Lots of years with no playoffs.
Still sunbelt though

LMAO YA FINNA SEETHING YA QUEER ROFLLLOL THE STATE OF U LOL HAVE SEX AND GAIN HEIGHT YA NO DIMES YANETTY SIMP

RAISE UP

WOOOOOOOO

>relocanes make playoffs
AAFags literally btfo

S E E T H I N G

Stay mad, you fucking irrelevant piece of shit. Kill yourself.

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I LOVE THE SEETHE. GIVE IT TO ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

canes making the playoffs is nice. hopefully arizona makes it in now

Hasbs
Palutena

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remember when the laffs were good?
me neither LOL

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what would be funnier? the teds making the playoffs and losing in the first round again or the teds missing the playoffs entirely

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T-take warning r-right guys

lmao based

Both teams looked afraid to get hurt in a meaningless game, was there a single solid check?

NHL needs to take a cue from the NBA and rest their stars down the stretch

>SEETHING

GET FUCKED YA STUPID CANUCK

>Trade off a bunch of picks for rentals
>Don't even make the playoffs

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Mcelhinney confirmed for Conn Smythe

CANADA BLOWN THE FUCJ OUT HAHAHA

>[leafs getting fucking dabbed on]

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>Doesn't prove me wrong about how no one on hoc gave a fuck about Caolina before 2019
>Shits up the general proving me right

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Will be cheering for the Hurricans over Tampons. Hopefully a shit ton of injuries.

On the one hand I don't want teams to be discouraged from making deals but on the other HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

are the canes sunbelt?

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dont want them to have a full roster when they play the ruins, huh?

>Skinner for Pu

haha fuck you I've been shitting up /hoc/ since Yea Forums's first run >10 years ago suck it leaf

Keep samefagging me, retards. I love the (You)'s

>crapshoot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They only play tampa if columbus wins both of theirs and canes lose the next one right?
more likely to be caps

hoc fucking SEETHING get fucking GOT you yankee cucks

Kaapo Kakko desu

pongs are gonna win it all again.

Red Wings tank is back on here we come [hopefully Hughes or Kaapo but if not one of them, Bryam]

I am enjoying this HOWEVER I still hate the hurricanes poster. Music for this feel?

Won't the least WC be the Teds?

Open your wrists, buddy.
You've lost. This one-man campaign is over. Find something new to OBSESS about.

Gonna be absolutely HOWLING as the relocanes' half empty arena watches their team get swept on home ice

why is canada mad?

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>sunbelters think Montreal is Canada
>thinking Canadian cities like each other

Wew

just kys :^)

they have some real good odds right now, place a 1000 dollar bet.

laffs and hasb completely btfo

why are randycanes fags the worst posters in /hoc/

seething at the sunbelt

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SEETHE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

SEETHE

A DECADE OF SEETHE, GIVE IT TO ME

The Swedish guy looks really good in all the footage I've seen, I like either of those defensemans but yeah if we get 1st or 2nd gotta take those fucks

Byram fucking sucks you idiots. If byram by chance ends up on the Jets I challenge him to fight me

tfw just sitting here watching a AHL game.

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>regardez-moi, nous sommes so fucking unique and cultured, notice me, care about me svp
Pathetic.

Back to Jack and Brick, with Alex at ice level

holy shit the Autistic Obsessed Leaf is having a meltdown ahahahahaha

This year started rough but I felt something change once we got Nino. I dunno if we can pull it off this year but we're not going to miss the playoffs for another decade straight, I'll tell you that right now.

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>a decade of seethe
are we talking about the kangz?

>ecks dee u r mad ?
I don't think about the canes at all. Literally a non team

Honestly when you shit up /hoc/ constantly like this you should be prepared to get absolutely HEEMed when the canes lose to the caps in 5 games.

i'm not seething lad. just happy >you guys made it and made /hoc/ seethe.

Patrician choice, friend.

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kino

With the second selection in the 2019 NHL Entry Draft......................the Los Angeles Kings.................are PROUD to select.....................from small town in obscure country of Binland :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD......................the next great superstar.............................and not a bust.........................Kaapo Kakko!

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You mean Broberg? Apparently he's gonna be a reach from where the Wings are picking.

To be fair, that's how they look to the rest of Canada ALL THE TIME

>a decade of seethe
Randy is reaching levels of incoherence that dwarfs Sam

man you ppl boring as fuck rofl, probably some anime watching nerds lol. ill be back to /dab/ on u again when we win the stanlee cup, smell ya later dweebs.

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>I-I-I-I d-don't obsesses over you at a-all...
OH NO NO NO NOOOOOO

you are questioning the powers of carolina in the playoffs. that isnt good

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>joakim nordstrom has more goals than william nylander this season

There's a laff that is absolutely seething at the canes' continued existence. You should see the gamethreads when we play each other.

hasb are generally alright dudes by comparison so I doubt it's them getting mad over what happened tonight

>randy doesnt realize no one cared at all about his team until he started ruining /hoc/ daily for the last few months
absolutely wew lads

I think I now know where all the Predditor posters moved on to

>pajeets
>frogs
What a based afternoon.

you can turn off the proxy lad, the one-man seethe parade is over

GG kitties. What a game it was. now lets focus on home ice

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>I post about them constantly
>I can't stop posting about them tonight
>but I'll just shrink back and hide behind anonymity now
>you don't know for sure that that was me, tee hee
>but I'm always sure I know when it's >you because I'm fucking retarded
Canadian cringe on full display tonight.

Randy made it. Huh.

>Randy is this obsessed about a Leaf

>proxy
its not just one guy faggot, lots of people hate you

91875699
so delusional and paranoid

anglos 1 francophiles 0

late but BASED CANES

>THIS AMOUNT OF PARANOIA
LMAO

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Yeah he looks like Dahlin to me

I'm usually an Avs Fan.

But tonight I'm a Knights fan.
Fucking rape those Yotes, Knights.

>based Westerner

Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark

Hoc is having a meltdown

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love memes lads

I wonder if they even have enough self-awareness to realize that it's way more than one person and bother to come up with a new headcanon.
For me, it's the caniac botnet.

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>relocanes

based LA bro

what are the odds that the friars beat the cranes and the teds get the first wc spot?

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>muh imaginary friends
>muh "it's not just me"
>muh excuses
>muh passive aggressive seethe
what a collage this will be

you been wearing your avs jersey in public la?

Business idea;

Yotes win

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Based and knightspilled

>help, nothing is working!
>r-r-re... relo...

>isles LITERALLY have more points than the leafs

who saw this coming?

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VERY based post. excuse me for a couple moments while i regain my thoughts

Too fucking right lad.

Not that anyone fucking knows considering too many people here wear NFL or NBA shite.

>muh "it's not just me"
If you can't read post timers and realize what's going on, you might be genuinely retarded.

Business idea: avs come back and lose in OT while the yotes blow out the Knights

>everybody in /hoc/ is one Canadian that's been keeping a general alive for ten years because he hates a team thats been a cellar dweller in the SouthLeast and the Atlantshit

>bongs watch NBA
literally our worst sport

Have you even SEEN a Coyote you can't go against us.

Quick thanks to Faulk for the go-ahead goal
[spoiler]We're in[/spoiler]

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everybody

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yeah, the same way we make fun of the rangers
im glad the relocanes made the playoffs, maybe the people of raleigh will give a damn about the team for a change

Avs would still clinch.

They need 1 point or Yotes lose in any fashion.

Normally I only make the elimination collages for Rags Laffs Kongs etc but every day this past few months I'm more and more convinced to make one for Carolina when Tampa or Washington convincingly sweep them in 5 games.

I've not watched a single game this year, but my boss told me I should check out the Avs game and the intermission has people taking shots of Jager. lmao.

t. Denver apehoop fan

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lmao
randy off his meds tonight or what?

Who are you rooting for in these playoff matchups?

Capitals vs. Hurricanes
Islanders vs. Penguins
Lightning vs. Blue Jackets
Bruins vs. Maple Leafs

Jets vs. Stars
Predators vs. Blues
Flames vs. Avalanche
Sharks vs. Golden Knights

for me:
Hurricanes
Islanders
Lightning
Bruins
Stars
Blues
Avalanche
Sharks

making the playoffs is some sort of vindication

>91875810
absolutely abhorrent post

he thinks squeezing into the ploffs is the same thing as winning the lee

>and the Atlantshit
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DIVISION THEY PLAY IN

no man, you don't get it, they made the playoffs once in the last 10 years. this makes you seethe

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Business idea;

Eat a dick

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91875810
Fuck off bingbing we're full

>lose someone everyone says is a huge deal
>suddenly become based while your lost star shits it up in a shitty team

kinda reminds me of skinner 2bh

That's my point, lad

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im not the guy constantly calling everyone seething. just want to say this season has been great so far lads. thanks for the bantz

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thats because they're so irrelevant

Jeff Skinner has never been a member of a team that didn't own the longest drought

Based

don't care
isles
really don't care
booms

stars i guess
don't care, but i guess the blooz
flames
shorks

>my one-man conspiracy theory
>based
>your one-man conspiracy theory
>cringe

>simple as

based retards

Business idea: no

Caps
Who gives a fuck
Lightning
Bruins

Jets
Definitely don't care
Flames
Sharks

good thing the canes traded their best winger for a true playoff performer like Cliff Pu.
my sides

Like I give a fuck what division the play in. I don't fact check shit. What I say goes. Canes play in the Atlantic now

Imagine teds loosing to >rags and snes

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I wish he stayed still just to fix the offense. its been an amazing season still and I remember shitposting that they'd get the wild card in the offseason. Now they are most likely going to play the pongs and have home ice

now if they could fix the fucking powerplay....

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For me it’s:
Caps
Pens
Lightning
Bruins
Stars
Blues
Flames
Golden knights

>broons
>k.rool

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We are 4 days away from the Avs getting the 1st overall pick.

How do you feel?

>lgbtning v ted
Cheering for a humboldt anniversary party

based gene just called out mcmeme for being a faggot.

Canes
Isles
Lightning
Bruins
don't care
Blues
Flames
Shorks

Isles are going to get HEEMed by the pens in 5 games.

>skinner has never made the playoffs

fuck everyone but >my team.

simple 'as it

sounded pretty loud and full to me lad, maybe obsess over the Soilers and Melnyks now

teds suck

t.laffs fan who felt beating the islanders at nassau was like winning the stan lee

shall be on the birb bandwagon

Congrats from caps fan

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nah. pens D sucks, isles can grind it out if they play them hard. plus they trap loads, will neutralize what is left of the pens speed, which ain't much

Hurricanes
Islanders
Blue Jackets
Flip a coin

Jets
Flip a coin
Flames
Flip a coin

Shitmonton will get top 3 pick, just wait

ummmm no sweetie

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Would like to thank Minnesota for playing a friendly exhibition game with >us instead of trying to heem our players.
Also your goalie is funny.

>he's still posting
>he's still quoting no one
imagine this level of seethe

inb4 >you're just my imaginary friend Randal

Based Scott from Nova Scotia

Can you all stop posting those fucking reddit guys now please? Jesus Christ

feels like there is some false flagging in this thread at the moment

Not so fast

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sky's the limit for the hurricanes

>SEETHING

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>one of those generals where people refuse to quote each other and spout meme insults like "seething" instead

>We will have Punished Kuemper

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business idea: everybody adopts the teds as their team and becomes a member of the ted collective

2 wildcard spots left lads, whos gonna make it

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Nova Scotia might be a desolate shit hole but at least it's not newfoundland

Hes going to the Avs.

>cantskateolina reloniggers

Imagine thinking that the west could hold a candle to the east

not without a GM they won't

welcome to /hoc/
now gtfo

obviously. canes fans are just nordiques fans in waiting

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ty fren, awfully kind of >you

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Caniacs? more like GAYniacs

There's one leaf that's been throwing a temper tantrum about carolina for months and frankly I don't understand why. Everyone else is just havin a laugh on one side or the other because we finally got into the playoffs.

Hockey.

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Did any other fanbase shit up /hoc/ this bad when their team got a wildcard spot?

I wanna say the habs still but the teds get the reward of playing tampa. as for the west, avalanche unless the absolute CHOKE happens

>it-it's only o-one person

Not the Yotes

yotes and habs easy desu

just say my neighbor outside, he asked me how i was doing. i told him i wasnt scared m8, he said me too and we both laughed.

samefag

Careful, you are starting to sound like Relonigger poster

colorado might as well come back from 2-0 again

Business idea: bet your life savings on Ted losing in the first round and get rich

BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIE

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found this image of sam lads

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um...

>relocanes

what a shit team and shit fanbase

leafs vs canes ecf book it

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It's some French nigger from Quebec

SHALL be looking forward to seeing the Blots/Craps/Lifelongs/Shorks/Cans/Storrs/Perds succeed in the playoffs friends

Is it just me, or is Winnipeg absolutely based right now?

its just you

his picture was already posted

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nice edit

So much salt itt.
Still have a chance to play the isles hopefully things align right

FUCK YOU JETS
AHAHA
THANKS FOR THE FREE POWER PLAY NIGGERS

Go back to R*ddit if you want a username, faggot.

mentally ill

kill yourself tripfag

you dont think blue jackets have easier teams? seems like theyve got better chances

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pretty sure Sam is the toothless injun that the maga hat kid was smiling at

youre the one whos mentally ill man. imagine being so mad at something that you html (You)s out of posts

Imagine using Yea Forums as your only outlet for your anger because you had a tough life.

are you quoting yourself over your imaginary friend, Randal?

Bunch of jerks

good feeling lads RECOMMEND it HIGHLY

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thinking of buying a jersey lads

Based and redpilled

thank you sir

poo jackets are clutch at blowing it, i have tremendous faith in them

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Why do average new yorkers look like this?

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somebody reply to me

Don't get any alternates lad.

why do average torontonians look like this?

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Why is Canada such a shithole?

business idea: /hoc/ celebrates the teds elimination day with a video of tyrone laughing at him for going all in on the playoffs and completely face planting again

love the autism itt. smells like ploffs

closest you'll ever get mon ami

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Fucking kek

i dont watch much hockey but i have a little free play money left, how do i bet on hockey

Nah, there's one seetheposter from Toronto, too.

>tfw we’re the good guys

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Canes are based

Not a leaf and I hate reloniggers a lot

>average

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that's australia lad. look closer.

based canes/yotes

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Based

Fucking shit teams like carolina shouldnt exist and the nhl should downsize to 24 teams.

anaheim, arizona, vegas, columbus, nashville and dallas need to GO

carolina relocates to seatlle

It’s been so long lads
So long
The drought is finally over
10 years of pain
Thank you Minnesotabros

dont do it, probably the worst sport to bet on

i see pride week got a good turnout

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based

>first goal is an empty netter
based Senyshyn

wow toronto is actually very white

>based canes clinching and making /hoc/ seethe
>pens also clinch
>Colorado putting fate back in Arizona's hands
>habs not putting pressure on teds... faggots

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>taking 4 teams out the already sparse west

>They're samefagging on wifi now
GHASTLY

Elite and muscular post

TYBV

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based seetheposter

Imagine bothering to actually hate strangers on an anonymous imageboard.
Imagine not just shitposting and having fun.

Starting to think that a lot of /hoc/ has forgotten what the point of all this was.

your laffs logo bothers me

Did you guys talk about this already?
broadstreethockey.com/2019/4/1/18289631/cam-talbot-is-suing-the-philadelphia-flyers-nhl-april-fools-day

the western conference shouldnt exist either and it should be the farm system for the east

Because he's a stupid beaner from Orange County that doesn't know how to crap

Just got home from work. What did I mi-

oh of course

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boiling

bruins

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i love these eastern matchups

Already spotted more than 4 nonwhites pathetic

Holy shit anyone just see that hit Meier made

actually only wh*toids are retarded enough to go hang out near their public arena at night to watch a big screen when they could be doing it in the comfort of their own home

nvm i'm retarded.

Decent team
Decent team
Big NHL team
Meh Ted's
Successful team
Just got good again

If anything needs to go it's you something faggot.
Caroliners have a good team but fucking go to your games

The point of /hoc/ is dabbing on sunbelt niggerfags

*equips invisibility cloak*

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I second this comment. I’m vexed.

based mexican american

fucking stupid relocane faggots making a joke of our league and general with their gay toddler dances and shitposting. nobody gives a fuck your pathetic franchise finally slipped into a wildcard for the first time in a decade. shut the FUCK up

What do average Flamer fans look like?

>Caroliners have a good team but fucking go to your games
Wish I could
being an out of state fan ain't easy

lucic is a massive pussy

>4-3

>61%

>b-b-but its one guy

>seething
>cope
>dab
>based
>grim
>obsessed
>imagine

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shutout for based halak

dreary post

Then why does the snowbelt constantly get rekt more than a whores bagina at a sex addicts convention

>Caroliners have a good team but fucking go to your games
why would they show up for a team that makes the playoffs once a decade?

>gay toddler dances
t. don cherry

how the fuck is that a roughing call on meier he got punched in the head

Man this Avs vs Jets game is fucking close.

for me, it's causing as much havoc as i can because >my team is out

go back

we're just havin fun mate

We're either playing the lightning or the capitals in the first round, a cinderella story would be nice but I don't think most people are genuinely holding out for that.

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rent free

based retard still foaming at the mouth about them after people have already moved onto talking about other shit

Matthew Good

>no imagination
appalling

there's a guy named "NHL" in my runescape cc. is this one of you?

based fellow falseflagger

I can't wait to see /hoc/ and/or Don Cherry when they surge after a playoffs game.

they look based and redpilled

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Why do canadians show up to games when they havent won anything since 1993?

refs can't handle them so they decided to throw him to throw him the box. pathetic call

imagine being happy

bruins game is over, what game is going good?

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i'm still playing club penguin
t. flyers fan

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ITT

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Snowbelt is back to back to back to back champs

Same if you arent pissing everyone off you arent trying hard enough

me lad

its this lad i hear

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where were you when the carolina relocanes ruined hockey forever?

I now follow no sports

redpilled

hes a faggot caps fan so dont talk to him anyway

Here with you fren

Washington is sunbelt
>dabbed on again

>1993
that burn will sting when america final gets a gold. wouldn't hold my breath tho.

based

And stay out.

/cr*c/?

It wasnt a burn it was a legit question to you line of logic

upvoted

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You may ONLY reply to this post if your team has won it all more recently than Canada.

DC is below the Mason-Dixon and is not a hockey market

It snows in mississippi what's your point

only 3 times lad

shooped

sunshine is comfy t b h
I just wish ice time wasn’t so expensive here

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the less people watch hockey, the better

hockey is tradition, different sets of values etc. canes are mostly fairweather fans so its playoffs or bust for them.

>rod_brind'amour_lifting_the_stanley_cup.jpg

why do people show up to blues/sabres/sharks/teds/mild/predditor games when they have never won anything?

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Shant be posting in the next thread if there is more bias in the OP

>>>>>>>
long island is a wonderful place

YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THE NEXT THREAD IF YOU AREN'T AFRAID OF THE SUN

teds are the real question. nearly 20 years and zero accomplishments.

They are still in the race tho

Carolina has the third most points in the new year, but yeah. One wildcard spot in ten years is pretty woof

>st louis is 2nd
>toronto is 17th

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Who’s in the wrong here

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Nashredditors go to games for their weekly meme banner raising ceremonies

next thread better be good. im talking schedule, scores, brackets, news, the works.

its the right mindset

>mad
>at snow

xD

lmao avs. how do you fuck that up?

Elite post, I'm from Iran btw just living in Canada cheering on the jets

>woman
>negro avatar
Both should be banned

>Kawaii avatar raptorsfag
That guy.

Nashville actually has a dedicate fanbase, most of the original fans are Detroiters and Canadians from GM.

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i better see your 300 word essays on who is in your top 10 this draft and why by next thread

Who cares? They're both shit.

Umm sweetie these are legitimate banners

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Snowbelters cant meme

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Go caps

DELET THIS

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>kitchen jokes in 2019
not remotely funny anymore

boiling^^^

yeah rip arizona. you did good at least

Got the next thread ready to go in one click lads.

dc is sunbelt

that guy is selling hard, is he trying to put women over?

do you think the burmese children that were stitching the banner laughed at the ridiculousness of their work?

your first post in the next thread has to be a 200 word essay about why you think jack is better or worse than kakko.

imagine the smell of the dilation wound coming from the crotch of post 91876653

Sunbelt hockey is the new counter culture. Sunbelt hockey is punk rock. Sunbelt hockey is the last stand In implicit white identity

fuck you i call it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Belt
ummm no sweetie

i'm posting it right now and it will be so good that we'll even post in an early thread

i can do it in 3 words
not a finn

Imagine never leaving the indoors for fear of the sun.

>oil3ls

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

edgy post ur so cool bud

>Yotes are tied
>Avalanche are only 1 point down

Feeling nervous lads

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sunbelt is based on avg snowfall

new

NEW
76698

new and on time

Xheattle Dickgirls

...

...

Was in PNC in 2006 for Game 7 of the Eastern Finals against the Sabres. My father and I had fallen in love with hockey over the last 6 years at the time and the place was E L E C T R I C. If I had known after the Penguins swept us in 09 in the Eastern Finals it would take this long to get back here.....just....wow. Emotions right now.

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I'm all about busting balls for women and minorities but kitchen jokes were around before my nuts dropped friend

based

first
you fucking kidding me

jesus fucking christ get it together

who runs Yea Forums?

Early
Late

But which thread do I use?

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suck my cock

>/hoc/
get it together

maybe one series? please?

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I don't really care, one or two autists will proclaim their thread and keep spamming it religiously, and we'll eventually know which is the thread in half an hour or so.

>Blues
>Little Mac
I think I'm noticing a parallel here

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Seems like caught traction.

macarons! get your macarons!

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laffs D has sucked since 80s...
>laffs fags cope by seething all summer

never forget halo 3 finish the fight my man

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