/copalib/ - el araucANO edition

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>marquinhos was scared of based loco abreu
top kek

They almost lost to Botafogo though

So, what if Athletico actually manage to win, how assblasted would the brazilian media be?

They just wouldn't care very much, just like when gremio and inter won

Rainy night in Montevideo lads
Guess its time to SMOKE UNA VELA

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>The city of Rosario teams

btw no one cares but Freedom just scored

based smokeposter

go bay my cum

based
so that means it will rain here soon

what did he mean by this?

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and here in hours
that’s how Earth is

Silva is kill

Barcelona (carioca)

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*draws*

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imagine losing to fucking nuns

I just saw Madoka for the first time.

>fox sports will air the concacaf champions league
absolute disgusting

and? how you’d rate it

they lost sudamericana

>watching trash
what the fuck are you doing.

Now watch Tutu

1(Um)

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btw no one cares but Freedom scored again

Nice.

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also nobody cares but Guarani is losing to Cali

This BTFOgo x Juventude match, 3rd division quality football, Jesus Christ.

ok i had enough
FUCK FACEBOOK AND FUCK DOMINGUEZ

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dreadful marking t bh

alri lads, time for DESPAIR

camon Deacon scor som faking goals

casi and guarani bringing the goods

lel

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and? where's the webms?

los cuatro gatos

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what the fuck happened here

what did they mean by this?

at least 3 from the bench were redcarded

based and godokapilled

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>DIMinuto

starting to get really tired of this rangeban faggotry tbqhwyf

what happened?

same old story, I can't post pics. It happens every now and then

Jornada 13 done.

Also, lately Pasto has won his latest matches with the "grandes" of the congolombia league and now it's in Los 8.

>1-0 against Cali - Home
>1-0 against Once Caldas - Away
>1-0 against Millonarios - Home
>1-0 against a.nal - Away
>3-1 against Cucuta - Away

Press P to praise this good guy.

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>it's another 0-0 tie episode
oh god no

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GOL!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooL
IST ROQUE!

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YESSSSS
YEEEEESSSSSSSSS
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

globoesporte.globo.com/sp/campinas-e-regiao/futebol/paulista-serie-a2/noticia/arbitro-entra-na-frente-de-chute-e-evita-gol-do-xv-de-piracicaba-na-serie-a2-do-paulista-video.ghtml

ref caca

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>America de Cali
>18 GF and 140 GC = -122
>Bucaramanga
>137 GF and 11 GC = 126
What the fuck?

kek

And we thought the bolivian league had lots of goals

> -122

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GOL!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo-cough cough

Fucking finally

> -122
> +126

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primeros en la tabla después de dos empates

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First half of the Group Stage is done.
So far we have
> 5 teams from Brasil (three 1st; two 2nd)
> 3 teams from Paraguay (all 1st)
> 3 teams from Chile (all 2nd)
> 2 teams from Uruguay (one 1st; one 2nd)
> 2 teams from Argentina (one 1st; one 2nd)
> 1 team from Venezuela (2nd)
> 0 teams from Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador and Peru

To Sudamericana as of now
> Godoy Cruz (ARG)
> River Plate (ARG)
> Atl. Mineiro (BRA)
> Gremio (BRA)
> Emelec (ECU)
> LDU (ECU)
> Tolima (COL)
> Melgar (PER)

Going out
> 2 from Argentina (Huracan and Rosario Central)
> 2 from Bolivia (Wilsterman and San Jose)
> 2 from Peru (Alianza Lima, Sporting Cristal)
> 1 from Colombia (Junior)
> 1 from Venezuela (Zamora)

Thoughts/predicitions?

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>game ends at fucking 1am

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San Lorenzo-Concepcion
Olimpia-Catolica
Peñarol-Palmeiras
Cerro-Boca
Inter-Lara
Libertad-Nacional
Paranaense-Flamengo
Cruzeiro-Palestino

:^)

I'm okay with this

estos peduANOs dan verguenza jajajajaja

> 1 team from Venezuela (2nd)
> 0 teams from Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador and Peru
Zona Norte not looking good.

top tier shit (but the movie doesn't count, it doesn't even exist) and if you like it you are a top tier man

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kek good bantering

so atletico bucaramanga won 120-0 against america de cali?
top tier league tbqhwyfam

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Your narco teams dont even know what to do with their money now.

Guild is out, I don't see how tables could be turned at all. Guild needs to win all three and hope for Catholic to lose to Libertad, basically the same situation Rosario is in. But lets face it, Guild couldn't win once by now and only got a draw so far, it wont win 3 times after this, that would be a total 180* that won't happen. Guild could beat Rosario, maybe, tie with Catholic at home and lose to Libertad, in this case scenario all chatolic have to do is tie with Rosario or Libertad and that's that.

Guild and rosario are in the same situation, if Rosario is out then Guild is out too.

I meant tie with libertad too but it will probably lose. Its pretty much over.

Mouth is out too, but they don't know it yet

vasco

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well thats just not true

based

Absolutely based and franjeadopilled

For me, it's

>Cerro

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**muffled election campaign jingles in the distance**

youtube.com/watch?v=U24md-QSHnc

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C E R R O
P
E
R
R
O

Pls b good and not a meme my heart can't take another disappointment

It’s basically everything people pretend Evangelion to be, and then some. Homura best and most suffering girl.

Pleb

what is a "lista de buena fé?"

ask TAS

>Peñarol-Palmeiras
pls no

rate our new signing

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Didn't know black salami was still around

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ITT we share patrician campaign ads
youtube.com/watch?v=8zekDJT4ZgQ

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watching cumbre transatlantica

really based red pills from sweden and moldova about how globalists fund countries IF they promote abortion, and how they want to make abortion a 'human right' so they can sanction right wing governments if they don't let the doctors to kill babies

BASED

> colombia posters

he is, but now he fucks himself at the speed of light

Funny, the only one defending abortion was the argentine senator, acting like a cuck talking about women and young voters

Fuck communism

inb4 >hating communism post

This is Copa América's mascot for this year's edition.
Say something nice about him.

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Fuck politics but fuck commies anyway

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what is that supposed to be?
a beaver?
a capivara?

He looks like Ronaldo

It's a capivara, yes.
Also, there's a poll to decide the name with the options being Zizito or Capibi.

Japan will bring the official song

youtube.com/watch?v=grbnESRlQG4

My favourite kind of fattie

Also, let's hope we can see something like this with whoever gets to play the mascot in the stadium.

youtube.com/watch?v=EaUeXAjMrt0

Why do they love them so much?

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it´s the most kawaii animal in God´s creation

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it's the most boring one I fucking hate those things

fag, bet you like mill8s too.

Cute stuff

Both shit names

>being this citadino
fag

but they're cute and delicious

capivaras are chill af

Them's fighting words, paisa.

eat shit

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Next thread should be the capybara edition just because

> delicious
not really, the meat gives up a stink
also it´s a pain in the ass to get rid of all that hair, it´s tough as wire

adnradio.cl/noticias/deportes/universidad-de-chile-realizo-un-sahumerio-en-el-centro-deportivo-azul-para-alejar-la-mala-suerte/20190405/nota/3887299.aspx

>U. del chiste

I hope Capybro doesn't become a commie like Fuleco after 2014 WC

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Not if our brand of alt-right (a.k.a. bolsonaristas) takes him first and start doing silly memes with him.

Canarinho> Capybro> Fuleco

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『FREE FALLIN'』

this

『HOLY DIVER』

una vela

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si tenes un amigo mogolico no lo abandones, entendelo

I do, I have a couple of millos fans as friends.

>guede using ruda

what do brazilians mean by calling someone else a Maria?

Just another way to call someone a faggot.
I only ever saw pateticanos use it against Cruzeiro fans, though, so I guess it's a regional thing. Pretty much every fanbase has a deriding nickname for their rivals.

agreed

makes sense

QBSLC

>hating based communism

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I bet they taste delicious.

Did they win? No.
Do they even appear in history books? Also no.
>communism
>based
Pick one.

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The absolute state of brazilian education

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... Just look at how sad and uncomfortable they're with capitalism. HOW CAN ANYONE DEFEND CAPITALISM?

Why dont the alligator eat him?
Bet he is just to cool to eat

Cerro es...

P E R R O

me on left

they appear a lot in history books though
specially schoolbooks

>as decisões são tomadas democraticamente pela sociedade
geez, how could that go wrong

they taste like venison 2bh desu

...not winning the Libertadores, sorry

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it's not too late to take it

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I guess so. Doesn't make them any less of a bunch of losers, even if they themselves wrote the books.

Sorry, I already took the cyclonepill.

Imagine making a capibara look ugly

...

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test (your might)

porn when?

furrys are mentally ill

>furrys
Is this one of those famous colombian names?

Furrys Mondragon

Papa

>he knows

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Mondragon is such a fucking cool last name

Sounds like a silly pokemon name, love it

>Santos and Boca Juniors behind Peñarol GK Kevin Dawson

Thoughs?

Not a single decent artist on Lollapaloser this year. What a feat.

huh, i was just wondering why were there so many urus shitting on dawson in twitter lately

Its Peñarol fans doing an excuse so Dawson doesnt leave the team. Sevilla was interested in him too but Peñarol fans invented that he declared himself a Betis fan.

>Boca Juniors
Marcos Diaz and Andrada, he has no chance

We've already got too many GKs

Since Macri failed to impose the SADs in Argentina, he is now taking away a big chunk of the subsidios all argie clubs were receiving.
I hope small teams dont break on the pressure. I would rather die than willingly become a SA.

That's pretty SAD

rock in rio is not much better 2bh

*wins the copa lib*

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loyal waifu
Wait, wrong thread.

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Mark my words, they're gonna to die in the playoffs.

Sorry m9

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Why does every woman with tattoos have the same weird smell?

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it's nature telling you to stay away from one

they are rodents so
-they chew everything
-they shit everywhere
-they aren't very smart

Olimpia is the best Paraguayan team because they beat Boca

>ole.com.ar/fuera-de-juego/catamarca-estadio-bicentenario_0_dpGJleeBv.html
El estado absoluto de los CatamarqueANOS

they are a small province with few people because they don't even have the water for having more people, I don't understand why they do these things

But every woman in São Paulo has a tattoo these days, i fucking hate this city

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THANKS CRIS

do your post imply that tattooed women smell like caniggia?

i know your pain, it's just what the kids like these days
luckily my gf doesn't have one and isn't planning to, so there's hope for you as well

I'm just here drunk and high, to remind you that Peñarol es Quemar en Familia

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th-thicc

ugly thot lol

STOB BULLYING MY BROBINCE D:

early morning bump

OIGA SEÑOR JUEZ
NO PONGO DISCULPAS
NO PIDO PERDÓN
PERO LE SUPLICO
QUE VENGA MI MADRE
YO QUIERO MIRARLA
BESAR SUS OJITOS
QUE TANTO HAN LLORADO

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>mfw I lost my virginity to a MILF that looked like Caniggia

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suena rototó

I hate fat women. Fuck fats

>that looked like
user...

>Liking paraguayan footy
>Not supporting >Cerro

cringe and bluepilled

>Copa Argentina 2020
>Argentina-Colombia

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????? Como mierda va a funcionar eso?

It just works

youtube.com/watch?v=JDQHI1WtlqQ

Hello, if you're bored today, please listen to Mariano Closs calling Lionel Scaloni a fucking retard, thanks.

>Closs saying Argentina's playoff vs Australia for the 1994 world cup was rigged
lmao

>rodents
>not very smart

Rats are incredibly smart though

T. Rat owner

It tastes alright, for me it was similar with pig meat

> 2012+7
> watching mannovelas

user that's a monkey!

>oh shit, the guy who I don't like won and I got exposed because I said they were shit
>r-r-rigged

Tatu Carreta > Capibara Bara

What do you call the big one?

fuck >cerro

cuck >ferro

perro > duck

how do I stop caring about football, copalib?

Why do you care in the first place

my parents' influence and it was fun at first

and now?

stop caring
stop watching tv

I get anxious the whole day before >my team plays and frustrated for days when they lose, but when they win the most happy I get is seeing my parents happy for an hour at best, then go back to being anxious/frustrated

the saddest part is that, even if I turn off the tv and get off the internet, I can still follow the entire match just by listening to the reactions of the people watching the game in a nearby bar

you can't escape, life is suffering

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How old are you? I stopped caring at 30.now I Only care about chimpouts and memes

>27 minutes
>Nacional already winning 4-0
River a shit

Neves, Thiccboi Amaral and Lavandina x2 are the goals btw

>Lollapalooza stopped due to rain and lightning storms
Imagine paying about 300 bonoros for this

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What did he mean by this?

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top kek, there's a video about that?

>be instafag
>arrive at 6am
>wait 5 hours in the line
>11am, gates finally open
>run for miles through the festival
>get a great spot close to the stage
>worthit.jpg
>watch hours of shitty bands while cramped up in a tiny space
>famous bands will finally start
>rain
>everyone evacuated
lel

last year's argie lollapalooza suspended its last day due to a lightning hitting a stage and provoking a fire (this happened late at night, with the place closed)
it's like if God doesn't want it to happen

PAOLO GUERRERO

Unfortunately, no, and even more unfortunate is that the festival just resumed.
>we'll never have our own Woodstock '99

>me watching bring me the horizon's show at lollapalozer

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>I can still follow the entire match just by listening to the reactions of the people watching the game in a nearby bar
That's good, in fact, something doctors recommend to football fans with hypertension is to go to the actual stadium instead of watching the match at home. Do you know why? Because in the stadium you do suffer, but there's no slow motion repetition, no narrator going on and on about "how bad things are" (or rubbing it in if you listen to argie commentators), etc.
You may not realise this, but sports tv can be really bad for you, especially news, recap and talk shows: it's all about keeping your attention.
> Look at everything you missed
> watch this compilation of an upcoming event
> keep up with the record to be broken soon
> you won't believe what this controversial journo said
> today we talk about a really controversial topic for over two hours
> new chapter of an old rivalry
> two fat journalist almost got in a fight this week
> rumours and gossip
> what's next?
It's basically clickbait youtube for adults, you can get seriously obssesed without realising it

*in the current year, just look up in thr interweb the thing you care about, no dumb commentary needed.

Closs is based, he'd be a reasonable posted on this board

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This a good example of what was said here , in talk shows you have these really cartoony journalists, all with their own traits, humour, catchphrases, really evident and defined mindset and opinions. Why do you think they have such a diverse cast? This is so the audience can immediatly engage with someone, either positively or negatively. They are basically waifus.

He's not as based as Liberman desu

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Azzaro best girl

>FlorminenC

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get into netflix trash and politics like the other normalfags did

Jefe

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Jefe, es hora de salir

topkek

>o neymar não quer vir pro botafogo :(

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>aBerica

A questionf for naciomalfags.
Do you reckon the players were making the bed to Dominguez? This is too weird.

>the absolute state of Ceará

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I hope they get relegated this year, I'm tired of this meme club

Memengo is a joke.

I think Brazil should separate just so we don't have to see teams from the Nordeste and teams from the South playing.

No one wants to see Atletico PR pretending they are on the same level as the rest of us

>if there's a draw flamengo wins
Wait, what?

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Retarded federation rules, that's all.

Most casualties

Fuck cariocas

Yeah, but that's so anticlimactic that it bothers me.

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my fucking dick
who is she

>"No quiero contestar por que no me quiero hacer sancionar"

Based or cringe?

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> she

>Rafa Garcia out of position
>Carballo, Santana, Cardacio and Palito starting
>Bergessio, Amaral, Santi Rodriguez and Carvalho benched
>Angeleri
>DT doesnt know shit about foreign footy
>DT comes from Colon of all teams

Dominguez was a mistake

Intermediate solution: two conferences, MLS style

>who is she
a-user, I...

Patricia Araujo.

Can we come back already? G-Guys?

CONSTRUIR MURO

Post boipussy

Perro en la formacion.

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pay the toll
la mordida wey

only if you post bimbos

Based and not cacapilled

wtf I love Equidad now?!

>Aldosivi 1-1 Boca

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Wunderbar

fucking CRINGE, YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT THE BED, WE ALL KNOW IT.

LEAVE AMERICA ALONE.

DIRIGENTES OUT

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD REEEEEEEEEE

>WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD
A FUCKING "A"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Also:
>Fucking costeñoniggers with full blast vallenato right now
FUCK COSTEÑOS
FUCK VALLENATO
FUCK BURRIOR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

really hoping we can advance lads

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*gunshots*

Mornin lads. Something worth living today?

St. Paul x Palmtrees in 7 bongs and 45 bings.

Is there anything similar to the state championships in another SA country?

Hopefully no other country is as retarded as ours

state championships with qualifications to a national championship is the better way to make brazilian football great again.

Just remember that since (((Serie A))) starts in 2003 our NT never won a european team in world cup.

Only the lowest divisions. And by lowest I mean lowest

Wasn't that pretty much the rule back in the 70's and 80's? And it was an incredible mess even then, with different modules (hello '87), the whole Clube dos 13 bullshit and the like?
Nowadays, only Série D and Copa do Brasil uses state championships as qualifiers.

State championships are a meme that ruins the preseason and only serve for big teams to obliterate shitters and then play finals and semis against each other

Just play friendlies and let the small teams have the state championship

No, because no one country in South America has continental proportional like Brazil, due to state championships begun as national leagues.

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In a perfect would, this would happen:
>first semester
>return of the interstate championships (Rio-São Paulo, Sul-Minas, Lampions League, etc.)
>previous year's best-ranking teams get to participate in these competitions
>everybody else plays the state championships

>second semester
>Brasileirão A through D with tournament rules after a single round

>throughout the year
>Copa do Brasil and intercontinental competitions

Yes but not as important. I guess Copa Santa Fe is the most important now, but no one really cares.
Rosario, Santa Fe, Cordoba and Tucuman used to be the most relevant local tournaments before the 80s, but no one cares anymore since the national tournaments were introduced.

>Sul-Minas

Disgusting.

We used to field player that were stars in their clubs
Now we have a bunch of benchwarmers like:
>danilo
>fernandinho
>coutinho
>jesus
>willian
>diego costa
This generation is shit, simple as

fernandinho is one of city's best players
tite just doesnt know how to use him, cant expect much from someone that relies on renato augusto and fagner

Fernandinho is a Pep system baby like any other city player who isn't De Bruyne and Aguero

Superlelga last round

>Huracan 0-0 Alt. Tucuman @HT
- Huracan needs to win to get into sudaca zone
- Atl. Tucuman needs to win by 12 goals to have a chance of getting in Libertadores

Rosario Central 1-2 Independiente @ 60'. Nothing really in play besides Independiente trying not to choke.

Corinthians and Palmeiras will advance today.
Then Corinthians will dab on Palmeme in the final.
Dont @ me.

Here's your reply

Stop jinxing us

@

so sad

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hory shiet, its full

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Will River lose to fuck with Belgrano?

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I hope so, that would be top kek

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who?

it won't matter if Patronato wins

i dont think river has a beef with belgrano

remember when Argentinos was a Copa Libertadores team?

>San Martin 1-0 Talleres
we desempate now, Belgrano's currently getting relegated

Patronato and San Martin will have to have a playoff to determine who goes down, Tigre and Belgrano are going down...for now

SMSJ is safe for now, Belgrano scored but it didn't count

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GOL GOL GOL

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my toaster is begging mercy to God

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Patronato scored an epic goal

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>Patronato up 1-0
Oh shit
they're saving themselves with this
San Martin SJ, Tigre and Belgrano are all going down if the results hold

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River 1-1 Tigre
Patronato winning means this effort's for nothing, though. On top of that, Patronato just extended the lead, they're up 2-0 against Argentinos Jrs

Patron

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>that defense

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I know nobody cares, but Pasto - DIMinuto in a few bings.

>Boborre

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Argentinos finally did something

Patronato 2-1 Argentinos

fucking finally

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>Boborre
>Boborre

>Deyverson
This is why you lose matches, Felipão

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>dat schnozz

nice

blonde argentine girls are the best

globoesporte.globo.com/tempo-real/videos/v/cachorro-invade-o-campo-e-paralisa-hercilio-luz-x-criciuma/7521211/
based perro

San Martin SJ is up 2-0 but it's useless unless Patronato chokes

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>Belgrano up 1-0 against Godoy Cruz
WEW this would only be Belgrano's 4th win of the season

Tigre takes the lead against River, 1-2

Wow, Lux is USELESS
We need to buy a new goelkeeper urgent.
It gives me nausea to watch such an awful player that calls himself a goalkeeper

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Between inter and tigre, they shoot 5 times to goal, and Lux conceded 4 goals!
Fuck him!

>tigre

>tiger

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make that 6 shots and 5 goals

When is Armani coming back?

what is tirge trying to accomplish by this?

Getting into the Sudamericana and avoiding relegation. It ain't happening, from the looks of it, and it wasn't going to even if they won. Patronato has to draw or lose

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>LUX

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It's ogre, Patronato won 2-1
With that, Tigre, Belgrano and San Martin de San Juan are all relegated

Lux? More like tenebrae.

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tigre doesn't deserve this

F

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>Somos una Verguenza: Belgrano edition.

get fucked, lelgrano

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Yeah, I wanted Tiger to stay

Fuck promedio and fuck AFA

LEAGUE CUP IS CONFIRMED

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globoesporte.globo.com/sc/futebol/campeonato-catarinense/noticia/chuva-deixa-gramado-encharcado-e-porta-e-utilizada-para-retirar-agua-antes-de-jogo-do-catarinense.ghtml
what a shitshow

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>no last match against Racing - Defensa for the first place
>no relegation desempate
what a gay tournament this was

This but unironically.
also fuck Dimayor

/mercaposting/ is back on the menu boys

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imagine the feels, plus those seats look plastic and uncomfy af

>Chuva deixa gramado encharcado, e porta é utilizada para retirar água
Quintessentially sudaca

B Nacional on fire

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>chikorita
What went wrong?

BORA BANGU

have you ever had hallucinations/illusions after toma merca?
a guy i used to live with used to be an addict, one day he had a relapse, did some coke and started thinking we were plotting to kill him, which led him to try to kill us lol

The most boring teams are fighting for the 1st place, fuck em

tigre relegated their spot to sudaleche to huracan

For me, it's Agropecuario.

is that jerry senfield?

Yes

F E R R O

(((them)))

How many fechas left?

It's coming home la

yes, but it's my first time seeing him with glasses though
youtube.com/watch?v=Gxj0-v_lnYY

(((PAOLO GUERRERO)))

3 for chicago and the S Q U I D who have to play tomorrow, 2 for the rest (minus Arsenal who has a fecha libre).

Diego Maradona's nephew played his first professional game today. He scored 1 goal.

shitty team for landed oligarchs

what's his name?

>san martin

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

H-He's fast!

Hernan Lopez Munoz

>subbing Scarpa off
this is why you lose matches, Felipão

DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON DEYVERSON

the relegation battle was at least fun

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>Argentinos - P L A T E N S E
>Tigre - P L A T E N S E
place your bets lads

I hope Defensa beats Racing 17-0

goddamn, it must feel so terrible to come so close and knowing that you got the BAD END no matter what you do

AH VAI TOMAR NO CU DEYVERSON
TU SÓ FICA IMPEDIDO

futbolchile.net/2019/04/07/mira-patronato-vs-argentinos-juniors-en-vivo-y-online-por-la-superliga-argentina/

(the link works for Racing - Defensa)

Racing partying to celebrate the championship

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Se le quedo la chele de anoche.

No promedios relegation
>San Lorenzo, Colon, San Martin Rojo & Argentinos

Promedios rel
>San Martin Verde, Tigre, Belgrano & San Martin Rojo

Thoughs?

Big OOF

"We lost the championship against Boca"

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>DIMinuto

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Ironically, Racing gets the two most difficult oponents right now, of all of the prequalified teams

WTF!? I love BelgrANO now!

but Racing lost to River too

>Going to the stadium after getting fucked
/ourgirl/

That's what happens when you leave small teams in charge

(((Matias Martin)))

> Centurion no esta invitado a la celebracion
Bunch of dogs

palmeiras x san pablo going to penals

>another 0x0

this semen slurping sport isn't for me

He was going to be booed and whistled anyway.

>El Pepo halftime show
Based, la tenes adentro superbowl

digits and sao paulo wins

PUTA QUEO PARIU
ELE É O MELHOR
GOLEIRO DO BRASIL
FERNANDO PRASS

singles and paltree wins

I am unironically hyped to see who's the moral champion / who plays better

dubs and san pablo wins

trips and palmtree wins

lmao

rollin'

reroll

Dinoleague matchday 8 results

Rampla 2-0 Racing
Nacional 6-0 River
Juventud 4-1 Wanderers
Peñarol 1-0 Danubio
Fenix 2-1 Cerro
Defensor 0-0 Boston River
Progreso 0-1 Plaza Colonia
Liverpool 3-2 Cerro Largo

-Fenix keeps the lead, Peñarol 1 point behind
-Nacional is recovering (from 2nd-to-last to 5th in 3 matches)
-First poker of the season by Juventud
-Relegation zone: Plaza, Boston & Rampla

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palmeiras campeão de ressuscitar time fodido
>san lorenzo
>san pablo

>palmemes

>the keeper pk meme

> checks twitter
river fans really hate belgrano dont they?

how much refball do penadoy and naciomal get?

Cuca's face. Lol

about as much as any big team in sudamerica

>fucking Cucas face when Prass defended
kkkkkk, priceless

Not that much.

Bou, Cuadra, Mansilla & Amaral all got invited to the championship

Post it, huebros!!!

>palmeme
>Felimeme
>Real Memedrid das Memericas
Ah yes, Felipão traditional good 6 months are over.

Congratulations to Sport Club Corinthians Paulista for winning the 2019 edition of Paulistão.

>Palmemes
>aunt Leila
>Felibread

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>buy new players
>they choke when it matters

>paulistinha
glad our pre-season is over lads

zé hazardel didn't choke 2bh, all merits to volpi

Cope harder, pig

>Centurion right now

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>real madrid de las americas

Not so fast, Palmtrees

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Ladies and gentlemen, your Paulista semifinal's MVP

Bunch of dogs

His GF was so fucking hot honestly.

Two sociopaths but atleast the girl was hot

era offside

wrong
athletico is 1st after their genius strategy of adding an extra letter to their name to have alphabetical advantage

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>Alagoano
It's CSA, nigga.

i'll only care when we lose copalib

4000 IQ right here
Would never see it coming

1 Inter
2 Palmeiras
3 Flamengo
4 Paranaense
5 Sao Paulo
6 Cruzeiro
7 Flamengo
8 Alt.Mineiro
9 Fluminense
10 Gremio
11 Fortaleza
12 Bahia
13 Botafogo
14 Santos
15 Avai
16 CSA
17 Goias
18 Ceara
19 Vasco
20 Chapecoense

Promiedos.com is official

I thought this dude was cross-dressing as an anime girl with a ribbon on his hair from the thumbnail.

He went from super confident all smiles to long face in seconds when Thiago Volpi, the goalkeeper lost the last penalty, which would grant them the victory sooner. The did pass anyway.
I'm waiting for someone to upload it to youtube

>1 Inter
Gauchos can't into Brasileirão.

Clube Sportivo Alagoano, nerd tetudo

Defensa doing the corridor for Racing

Hug between Becaccece and Coudet

for argies

reminder that the next /copalib/ thread will be capybara edition

Official worldwide

youtube.com/watch?v=mwWH9srN0Jo

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Yes, and? Everyone and their mom calls them CSA.
It's like calling CRB Brasil.

1 minute of silence for autism

lmao

>tfw Cuca got his revenge on him once again

>san pablo reaches a final after fucking 16 years

say something nice about them

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>forgetting the 2012 Sulamiranda final

No, that's Bashurverse, the Minecraft Youtuber who turned out to have pedophilia in his past

pastebin.com/29W8v7eF

DEFENSA has the possession

>play only half time
>game finishes

yeah nice ((match))

>river losing On purpouse to tigre
Fucking gay couple

A final is a final. Cope more, subhuman.

>rating a sudaleche final

>*pongan huevos chant*
>*machetes hitting the ground*

Not their fault, they were clearly going to win.

Sulamericana is more irrelevant than the estaduais to be desu

t. never one one

911?

Racing tiki-taking Defensa

>tiki-taking
hot

**won

Kek I played myself

what did he means by this?

El Feni' vive y lucha

Racing fans show new flag for Lisandro Lopez in the 15th minute

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>I NEVER SAID I WAS THE VICTIM

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WITNESSED

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Quero que me garantam que o São Paulo não irá levar o título na final, eu PRECISO de garantias, e se possível com fundamentos confiáveis.

Meus vizinhos estão comemorando aqui e não estou gostando nada disso, sinceramente não estou suportando mais e não sei o que farei se o São Paulo for campeão e eles resolverem festejar pra valer.

Não consigo admitir tamanha humilhação, e o pior e que eles sabem que sou palmeirense porque já usei camiseta de time. Não sou capaz nem de olhar na cara deles nesse momento, apesar de não falar com nenhum vizinho, mas a ideia de sair na rua e encontrar eles na calçada é humilhante pra mim, com certeza vão debochar por dentro da derrota vergonhosa do meu time.

O Palmeiras me desgraçou e trouxe humilhação pra mim e minha senpaiília, já que eles têm que aturar um palmeirense dentro de casa e sofrer humilhação por minha causa.Não sei se vou suportar isso, estou pensando em cometer sepukku depois de assassinar os são paulinos, pois só assim minha senpaiília terá sossego.

good luck

some of you are piola

don't go into Racing's celebration tonight

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new thread

could be a nice bait if wasnt so obvious

>¿te haces el gracioso?

>Quero que me garantam que o São Paulo não irá levar o título na final,
O Corinthians ainda está na competição.

>Se importando com paulistinha

how did that s
oy boy get a gf at all?

his gf was 100% goldigging

lol

...

sorry didn't realise there was another thread

youtu.be/kLgfgOzBkE4?t=503

Cbf doesn't let gauchos into brasileirão*