Chicago Cubs @ Atlanta Braves Official Gamethread

>cubbie doobie doo where are you?

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Fuck bros not another game......I was looking forward to baseball but not like this

>cusb

poo darshit lol

POO
DAR
SHIT

The Cubs can't win the big prize if they can't win the big game. Let's do this. Go get 'em Yu.

>barves

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Time for more Cusb bullying.

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Fuck off.

Fuck you. Made me look
Die zoomer

Very nice job by Fried. Now let's see if the Barves can take batting practice courtesy of Yu.

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Ahem
FUCK CHICAGO AND FUCK FLORIDA

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Darvie time

bob come back

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yu shook

Is Darvish, dare I say it, back?

Minus that walk against Freeman Darvish was pretty good, nothing but soft contact grounders and he was spot on the strike zone for Inciarte and Donaldson.

Now it's a question of if he'll regress.

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>4th in runs
>2nd in OPS
>1st in batting average
>Only 1 win.

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CHINITO

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>nothing but soft contact grounders

are you watching the same game as I am?

Clean inning from darvish!

>freed chicken

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this fried kid is dealing

wow Fried is looking impressive as fuck

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and so it begins

Why did he do it?

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>poop darvshit

holy shit darvish almost died

yeah look at that soft grounder Markakis just squibbled

Pray for Darvish to get a double play

That could have been very nasty

the cubs were 2 inches away from getting out of that contract

GIVE DARVISH SOME OF THE OUTSIDE CALLS YOU CLOWN ASS UMP

>2nd walk
Stop gifting them runs.

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Thank you based le Asian walking man

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lol cusb

lel

nice throw

APOLOGIZE

Darvish survives for one more inning.

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Good job, good effort, Fried

Schwarsbies!

Mouse = Yu Darvish
Turtle = Braves Rotation
Aquarium = 3rd inning.

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We need you based Kelsey, give Max Fried your energy

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Time to see how Schwarbs does against a lefty

\o/

Here comes the rain.

This is a pro-Darvish thread get that nonsense out of here

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At least it is based Atlanta rain and not God-awful shit-tier Chicago rain.

Watch Darvish break up this perfect game.

Is she *dare I say it* our girl?

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WE NO HITTER TONITE

Still mad about this game.

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fried no hitter in play

Come on Cubs bats, do something.

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Nah, m8. This was more about a joke back in the day where Philliesfags and Bravesbros spent something like a 3 hour rain delay arguing over which city had better rain. It was pretty funny.

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the old days

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>1-2-3 by Darvish
>Only needed 9 pitches
We made it through the 3rd!

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cubs bullpen is shit

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If you weren't here for the game that was posted, it was really awful. It was hard rain and it was like 35 degrees. Even the Cubs said MLB should have canceled the game because of how terrible the conditions got.

Y-y-you are shit

Ah shit. I can see the confusion. I'm glad I missed that one.

Darvish is doing well

Yes, he’s confirmed back

For now...

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I just got here, is this a perfect game?

>mid 90s fastball followed by mid 70s breaking ball

that is just fucking nasty

Fried is pitching very well too. I wonder which one will crack first.

I didn't expect a pitchers duel tonight but I'll take it.

Where did this kid come from?

He's been injured.

a proper rebuild and strong as fuck farm system

Man he’s got nasty stuff I’d just be worried about him holding up looks like a string bean

fuck this perfect game - trevor bauer has no hit the jays through 7

>Getting perfect'd through 4
Time to show some slight concern.

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The Padres.

Before that he was something like the So Cal Jewish athlete of the year.

I don’t watch shit teams like those

Justin Upton trade

>His pitch count
He's not going to finish it unless he wants his arm to fall off.

>cusb
>barves
>better than injuns
lmao

They have a double A lineup

bauer is retarded, he might

Thank God something good came out of one of the Uptons eventually.

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K for Darvish!

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>Call that a ball
What the fuck ump

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YES

WE

MCCANN

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Nice play barves

cant wait for rizzo to be a fucking mong and retaliate or talk shit post game about that

>head first slide
>Contreras gets hurt
>Len Kasper: looks like he got spiked!

Only incredible umpball will reverse this call

The Cubs are bros, let's not try to kill them.

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barves should be called out because of their disgusting racist chopping motions

>Albies thinks he's Baez but gets caught stealing home
Good job killing your big inning.

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Please, it isn't like we literally hired a Native American mascot, made him live in a teepee, and had him do a stereotypical dance every time the team hit a homer or anyt-

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Based Folty - he’s ready

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Oh fuck yes! We need him.

are your beat reporters really that hot? ours is a fuckign hambeast former softball player

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how is celebrating and representing Native American culture racist?

(You)

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do NL fans legitimately think the pitcher batting is a good thing?

Damn. Nice catch, Cubs.

>ugly women
>big noses
every time

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SCHWARBER SAVES THE DAY!

Get a video of that.

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Yes, now stop posting this bait.

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SCHWARBY

It's only reading 3 gorillion.

based Schrawbs

What's with the degenerate poster shitting up the thread with his degenerate images?

She’s the “clubhouse” reporter
Does pregame and post game interviews.

She's a qt 3.14 and good at her job too.

>Freebomb T-shirt

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1 more week until Metsbullying 2019

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FUCK THE METS

Someone call?

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I think Fried is becoming my favorite Jew ever.

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Braves pitching well? must be the rain

when was the last time there have been two no hitters in the same day?
Indians are in the middle of a combined no-no through 7.2

>starting pitcher with a lead through 5 innings and a low pitch count

I... I've forgotten how this feels

It’s time for the cubs to bean this punknass fried I don’t like his attitude

Ender gonna end.

That's a hate crime, goy.

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Barvesbro but that looked like a strike.

Umps about to call this game

>5th inning
time to pull Darvish

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>Cubs call to the bullpen

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Maddon got belly on him

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>Rain ending Fried’s start

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Haha tiem for Cube's bullpen

>cusb

LMAO CARLS JR

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This cubes bullpen is special

>cubes

Get ready to update the meme.

Thank you based rain!

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>tfw so mad at the cubs, life, and my glitchy cursor/trackpad that im punching my trackpad into working again

is it possible to put a hit out on yourself? asking for a fren

wew

CAN'T STOP EATING THESE

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I wanna die

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It time to become a Blue Jays fan, leaf.

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>Cubs payed a guy 120 million plus to go 4 innings every start

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pardon the interruption but Im Fred Wilpon

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LMAO SHITWOOD

is that even an imprvement over Carls Jr?

>Game gets called after this inning
>Fried gets credit for a perfect game

What's funny is they are paying a guy 50 million in chatwood to be in the bullpen but refused to give Wade Davis what he asked for. Team is a fucking joke.

I dont live anywhere near Toronto, thank fuck

If you examined his body of work and playing time, it'd be a hard no.

>Imagine watching your favorite starter choke and get pulled so you have to shitpost against a successful ballclub instead.

Reminder the Cubs fucking suck and won't win another game until Happ gets called back up.

Perfect game MUST last 9 or more innings.

>its a cubs panic sign Dallas keuchel to 3 years 85 million episode

Daily reminder they paid 180 million over 8 years to a role player like Heyward

LOL you wish you had a guy that could go 7 no ER innings, 1 hit in 14 total innings thus far

Chatty's deal is $38 million
but I was fairly pissed when the Cups signed Morrow - a guy with a clear injury problem - instead of a reliable closer like Davis who was so good for >us that year

Cubs only went after Heyward because they were scared of Cardinals signing him. SO they blocked the cardinals instead. Perfect irony.

I said it yesterday. It seems Cubs never win against the braves ever. Especially if they are in Atlanta.

>the city of Shitcongo

Cardinals should thank them

also lol second night in a row they walked three in a row and promptly give up a 3 rbi double

I'd rather have a ring than a blown no hiter

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Cheesy gordita crunches are based
My heart can't take them regularly anymore though

This is a lot more fun than last weekend.
>Acuna running through the stop sign.
>No Hablo Ingles

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Hey the White Sox aren't so bad

Cubs should just stall and hope the rain gets worse and they have to postpone the game. Games not official yet.

nice little putt onto the green

HAHAQHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATH

game will get called

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why did bobby cox beat his wife that one time in the 90s?

>thinking about sneaking off to a game this weekend
>suddenly rain from nowhere

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yes it is, only need to complete the 5th if the visiting team is winning or tied

scuba kek scuba!!

The injury risk from Acuna trying to quickly stop in the mud probably wasn't worth saving an out anyways

DANS BAE!

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Yes it is. Home team has the lead in the 5th and away team has batted.

it's just rain, no thunderstorms.

>its a Cubs sign Keuchel AND Kimbrel to 1yr/$20M+ contracts and trade them both at the deadline for muh prospekts episode

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>cusb

>stall
That's exactly what Joe is doing by bringing in the bullpen.

Is he the most overrated exec in sports?

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>5 inning perfect game
Neat!

He's broken 2 curses. Relax.

>Cubs start their season with 9 away games
that's fucked to be quite desu

Cubs are getting Smolletted.

Well, considering who was used it could have been a lot worse.

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and almost fucking ruined the red sox with his shit signings. Looks like the Cubs are fucking done as well.

He survived a hyperextension last year so I think he can tough anything out

Welcome to MAGA country, bitch

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Arietta's looking like a bargain now. He's passed his expiration date like he did in Boston.

Wtf was that noise?

Where's your Russian flag, or are you just another asset?

laffin, cubs might not get a hit before the rain

>9 years in Boston
>7th year in Chicago

He'll be gone soon enough

cool 2017 meme bro

And it's still true today :p

That curve was fucking disgusting

Did a single Cubs fan want Darvish on a long deal over a short Arrieta deal? Epstein overthought that one or just didn't like Jake's politics. Probably the later. Embarrassing!

Fried is absolutely filthy.

>muh russia hoax

>this team won the eries 3 years ago
Shit like this give ammo to people who think this shit is rigged

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nice

>cubs ruin everything

bastards

R.I.P. in peace, Fried's perfect game.

F

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ZIG ZAG base hit!

Bye bye perfect game, bye by e no hitter

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>Hoax
t. Russian asset in damage control.

kinda glad, Newcomb's never been the same since that 130 pitch attempt at the nono last year, and Dried was already in the high 80s

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He called out some virtue signalling lib threatening to leave the USA if Trump won. Didn't sit too well with Theo.

did not realize Fried had all that hair under his hat

The problem is Arrieta had Borres as his agent and he was wanting 200 million at the bare minimum and because of that, Cubs kept kicking Arrieta's contract negotiations down the road until it came to ahead last year. If it's worth anything, before the Cubs pulled the trigger on Darvish, they made the same offer to Arrieta which he turned down.
Also, Arrieta only took the short Phillie deal because no one was going to sign him for what he wanted, hell even Darvish's contract was cheaper than what people expected, and this was before he was a total bust.

better put some ice on that arm and keep it loose m8

I didn't know Atlanta had some many /pol/ppets.
Then again, you guys actually rig your elections.

yes, yes, we know, Democrats never lose elections, they just get cheated out of them blah blah blah

Found it. Oh, the horror!

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Just ignore them and stop getting baited.
>politics on the sports board.

>chicago calling out other areas for corruption
yikes

how did they get away with this

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I'm in Il, you nitwit. Go find Jussie's assailants.

>Le Throw it in the Dirt man

>Strawman
Enjoy your extremely corrupt governor who stole the election through voter suppression.

GA fag detected.

>DiCaro

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still have the shut out doe

>Ronald

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>Getting 1-2-3 by Chatwood
Braves offense is gassed

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Easy to understand why with all that base running and hitting. I don't blame them for being tired.

jesus christ...

>All these uppity traitors in this thread
We should have forced you to build statues honoring this man in every city, town, and hamlet in Georgia.

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>scuba

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they just wanna end the game. there's another big storm system about to hit us in GA

As if it matters. This offense hasn't done shit. That projection was right

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>Carle beaning people again

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Pretty based desu fren

>Calling all these outside balls strikes
The fix is in.

Thanks. This cheered me up a little bit.

What do you think players talk about standing at the bases?

comparing bitcoin wealth

My sides. I honestly don't think he could have stopped if he tried though. He was hauling ass.

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How much they deadlift

>Up by 6
>Throwing at Rizzo
How dirty.

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>The fix is in.
see cubs arent hitting shit. get everyone out of the park and on the road before they get shit on

>wearing eye black in a night game

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Based and soxpilled

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No one gives a shit about shut outs.
Only perfect games, no hitters and complete games.

Freeman and Bryce Harper were just engaging in bro-tier banter when they pointed a mic at them last weekend.

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i hate the sox! get out of here with that dry beef, frank

Will the >cusb get more than 3 hits?

How much do the Cubs and Sox hate each other? Is it a nasty rivalry? What are the stereotypes y'all have for each other's teams?

Having to listen to all the cubs bullshit on 670 everyday is making them getting cucked the fuck out so rewarding to watch

they always fuck with each other when Harper gets on first. it's pretty funny

it was fun when we were both shit. usually a close series ripe with shitflinging, kinda died down the last few years

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nah

For the most part there isn't a huge rivarely between the Cubs and Sox like you see with say New York. It's just hyped up by the media

As for the fanbase, the Cubs don't care about the White Sox, but the White Sox hate the Cubs because Chicago is always seen as a Cubs first city and the Sox are always living in their shadow (It's explains why they're white.)

The Original Italian Beef

cubs fans act like they dont care about the white sox but take cheap shots at the sox all the time don't believe their lies

I kind of want to see a buddy road comedy with those two.

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Cubs fans are literally trannys and wrigley is smack dab in the middle of faggot capital of the Midwest.

>Not giving Monty any of his pitches by the boarder.
The fix is in

Markakis batting a thousand tonight.

same

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I don't really hate sox fans. I'm sure some hate each other but I can talk baseball with them. It also depends on how competitive they are as well. The loudest fans are those that are "Chicago fans" and they're annoying. I get along with sox fans. That being said, I still hope they lose.

>The tranny boogyman
You must go back

nono wasnt happening. his pitch count was like 80

What do the cubs have to do this season for him to neck himself

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>Braves hits find every hole in the Cubs outfield
>Cubs hits find every outfielder

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worst fucking temai've seen in my life

Thanks, Chicagbros. I've been to Wrigley a couple of times and enjoyed the history. I've never made it to a Sox game though. Chicago was always a fun city whenever I had a chance to go.

shut out means you win the game.

wow nice catch. the cubs did a thing

Damn. McCann almost went yard in (current year) of 2019 in a Braves uniform.

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No one remembers it though.

SO CLOSE YOU CAN TASTE IT

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cubs fans will always say "sox fans hate the cubs way more than cub fans hate the sox" but cub fans will jump at any opportunity to talk shit about the sox and their fans. especially the past few years, they've been getting real uppity

At least Almora is making the case for staying at Center with that leaping grab. Now if only his bat heated up.

Anyone thing they should have Almora and Baez go in order like last year?

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anyone remember what happened after barret threw that cheap punch and the brawl and game delay...I do lol! but does anyone else?

this is projecting

lmao nice footwork

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Even the pitchers are getting in on the shoddy fielding

Feel free to post actual evidence and not stuff that's just people falseflagging as Cubs fans.

I just feel bad for Cubes fans. At least have the 90s run, you just had one fluke win and are slowly regressing each year

and they're stuck with a stupid-expensive roster lol

I wouldn't call going to 3 consecutive NLCSs and 4 playoff appearances a fluke. The problem is the Cubs always flamed out or were ice cold during the playoffs minus 2016.

Podsednik three a few punches and got ejected. I only remember because my brother who's a white sox fan wouldn't shut up about the white sox "winning the fight"

at least i wasnt 4 during my ws win you fuckin zoomer

carle isnt fucking up

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braves had 4 world series appearances in 6 years and were robbed blind in one of them

Cubs had a great team in 2016, and I respect that run. But keep bringing up 3 years ago as if it means anything right now. Your team is overpaid and incredibly shallow. No pitching and besides Zagunis basically no power prospects

DON'T JINX >SHAW

>Tadahito Iguchi hit a grand slam to give his team a 5-0 lead.

yeah just blank that part out long with the 4-2 White sox Series win.

I'm still on the Rizzo-batting-leadoff bandwagon

maybe this year they have a cold regular season only to heat up in October

I think the problem is more that some very large free agent acquisitions and high-cost trades have ranged from mediocre to poor in terms of outcome. They don't have much flexibility to patch things up outside of convincing the owner to drop another $30-50M a year.

>basically no power prospects
>cites the fucking Lithuanian platooner

instead of Nico Hörner! contrived!

where will you be when the braves walk off in game 7 of the world series against the yankees on a mccann homerun?

Ah ha ha, another base hit by Zig Zug

>Rizzo
He is the best lead off pitcher in baseball.

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I was in High School and beating scrubs at Street Fighter 2 in the arcade when that happened. I'm just glad it happened when I was old enough to remember.

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>trying to use divide and conquer tactics because they're outscoring you 17 to 4

I was referring to the fight itself retard

Hopefully, there in person. If not, shitposting with you guys on Yea Forums.

Sounds like you're just a bunch of chokers. Personally I'd rather get eliminated in the Championship series than lose in the world series. Everyone will remember you as losers.

Your team is fucking joke. Should have taken the Syndegaard for bryant deal while it was on the table

"jeff, let's talk about Josh Donaldson' D right now"

>finally, some legit banter

>People still talking about the crosstown cup.
At least we'll still dominate that.
No trade backs for Q.

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>and were robbed blind in one of them
You talking about 91? Yeah. Still bitter and hate the Twins.

LMAO 0-7

fuck i wish NeonDeon, Hotlanta, and Hank Arron still posted.

Your faggot team is going to get curbstomped in MIL, the cards last there, in several 1 run games, you guys will be lucky to be within 5 any of the games

>Chicago is always seen as a Cubs first city

Only to zoomers who don't remember the past. The Sox were more popular than the Cubs almost the entire time from the late 50's through the early 80's. The Cubs popularity really started once WGN was broadcasted over cable TV. Then they got popular all over the country.

cheers to that mate

93 braves should have wona ws

>At least we'll still dominate that.

Not the way you're playing now. The Soxs' "rebuilding team" looks better than the Cubs' "playoff team." At the rate the Cubs are going, they'll finish with a worse record than the Sox.

Neon posts on twitter with the rest of Twitsp

the rest I haven't seen in a coons age

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Truly, I don’t know who should be ousted because of the Cubs poor start. Doesn’t feel like Maddon’s fault. Can’t hold it against Theo that he spent $ on guys who we all wanted (but then didn’t work out). Can’t trade the high-cost, low-production players. Who’s the scapegoat?

ANOTHER 100 LOSS YEAR INCOMING

Your cheap owner

>Doesn't realize that WGN was picked up in the 1970's.
>using the zoomer forced meme.
As expected of a newfag.

I never thought I would say this, but I could honestly see Joe Maddon becoming the fall guy and losing his job early this season. That, or this is Theo’s orchestrated down year to overhaul what he has built. Address bad contracts and re-build the farm system.

id love to se BARVES POSTING make a return
>STAY HYDRATED

This, fuck the Ricketts.

Are you and Neon getting along these days despite y'all's political differences?

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Theo straight up said March is to be treated like october

He set expectations that the team isn't meeting up to, blame from top down

i do. just dropped the trip.

This still makes me lol.

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61-101 was the record the last time the Cubs started 1-5 hope you're Proud Theo and Jed, refused to sign Dallas Kiegel and Criag Kimbrel. Plus hiring a Incompetent pitching coach. Maybe Theos are the ones that need to be fired and not Joe Maddon

He's got a stick jammed up his ass

Am I really fucking high or has the score box been fucking this half inning?

To be fair, 90% of my posting is done without a trip these days.

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Got to wonder when talk will start of Joe Maddon’s job security. Cubs have been sloppy fundamentally for 2+ years since winning the WS. Goofy managing will wear thin when you are losing.

Full disclosure, I don't think Carl Edwards Jr is any good, but it was a horrible move for Maddon to throw a struggling Edwards into a rain storm. Way to worsen his confidence issues.

>be Stacey
>threaten to tear down stone mountain
>be shocked when nobody votes for you

Wow it's like nobody wants a piece of art that took an unfathomable amount of time and skill to complete to be scrapped in favor of a virtue signaling fad.

>Can't hold it against Theo that he spent $ on guys who we all wanted (but then didn't work out).
A lot of his free agent misses had some real red flags that people are just conveniently forgetting. Heyward's last year in Atlanta looks exactly like his last two in Chicago. He always did make a lot of soft contact, but teams weren't shifting as much when he first came up.

Fire everyone! Trade everyone! Relegate the whole team to the Pacific Coast League! Relocate the franchise to Montreal! this is crazy! outrageous! fucking....psychotic!!!!

stop it they're already dead

>cubes

no point in keeping it up any more. you should know from the image macros we use. if not who cares.

God bless you, i thought i lost this picture forever.

think it's time for apologies to Markakis

Those were the days.

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Nick "Mr. Perfect" Markakis

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BIG BAT NICK!!!!

>virtue signal
This is why no one likes conservatives, the idea that people do the right thing because it's the right thing cannot be fathomed so it must be some devious plot, thus they forced this meme that people only act good because they want to be seen as good and aren't actually good people.

its going on two years...the cubs knew carl and strop and the others were wash up

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>blow the WS in 91 because Lonnie Smith wouldn't run to third
>"robbed"

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WHO REMEMBER THAT MAGICAL NIGHT?

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on braves broadcast it was after the catcher's interference call

>Relocate the franchise to Montreal!
Wait for jerry reinsdorf to die and I'm sure that'll happen.

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>being a weak leftist faggot

Adopt a Guatemalan family, fuckface.

How can I forget?

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Fire Maddon, they need a new voice and fresh star. Blackhawks had the balls to fire coach q and almost made the playoffs after that same team was dead last under coach Q. Time for the cubs to do the same. Thank you for the world series Joe but it's time to go.

I dont think the MLB would want to relocate the sox even if they are second string to the cubs. The White Sox are too historic and cultural

WHERES THE ASS MAN?

The Hawks would have made the playoffs if they had the same coach all year, Q or not.

god damn it cubs why

Darvish shouldn’t have been pulled so early today. Maddon has way too quick of a trigger finger to the pen. Darvish obviously wasn’t shutting the braves down but he was doing fine for the most part

Thinking about you floating that cutout around the screen trying to make it fit perfectly on Conrad's shoulders was hilarious.

>91876405
Salary: 500,000 USD (2014)
Current team: Broncos de Reynosa

It could be the players need a new voice, but it's really not on Maddon. The most clear areas to upgrade the team basically can't be addressed because of the huge salary commitments the GM has placed there.

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gud jab cubes. you wont get shutout

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>destroying history
>a right thing to do
Wow just like ISIS

>tfw no shutout

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a quality shoop

Joe Maddon should get fired because of the incompetency of the Cubs pitching coach

Shit that was in the barracks WAY back in the day

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dont call it a comeback

Anyone remember garbage singles?

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This team quit last year under Maddon,, This team needs a spark, Please fire Maddon now and bring in Joe G

tfw cubs make a 9 run comeback in the 9th

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Nice

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Question for Cub fans. When your team are sellers at the deadline and trading people away to start the rebuild is there anybody that you would like to see go to a specific team? I think Bryant would look good in an Angels uni.

>Maddon has way too quick of a trigger finger to the pen
seriously, and when it comes to switching pitchers. which makes no sense when you consider how sketchy this 'pen is.

just fire fucking everybody and let the team manage themselves (dubs)

I wish

never got to go

stop clowning around faggot...cubs serious business

God yes. I had momentarily forgotten though.

The great irony is that garbage singles poster was 100% right

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Heyward Chatwood and Darvish would look nice on the cardinals

Welp, I think this game is finally officially out of hand.

At this point, the only question is who's going to be the fall guy, given Maddon is on a lame duck year and everything is going terrible, he's the go to person. As for the roster, there really isn't anyone you can point to since everyone is doing bad. It's like in 2017 where the team was slumping and then Montaro conveniently decided to shoot his mouth off and then got DFA'd. With how bad things are, if there's going to be any cracks in the clubhouse, we're going to see the leaks very soon.

Although the real question is, who do the Cubs have as an interim manager Maybe get Joe Girardi if he's still available? I can't see the Cubs going into rebuild mode becuase they're launching their new TV network and the Rickets just jacked up the ticket prices, again. That's a recipe for disaster if you want to make money.

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At least I have Markakis on my fantasy team

really? turner was a good stadium.

havent been to cobb yet. miss turner too much

at this point I don't care so long as a starting pitcher actually gets a win

This would be a good time to put Kimbrell in IF THE BRAVES WOULD FUCKING SIGN HIM

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someone get me in the sp fantasy league

fire Clark, padlock the Wrigley doors, forfeit every remaining game without playing but don't trade/release/waive any of the players

It was okay but getting dated that said the stadium wasn't the problem, it was the area around it

>Joe Girardi
is the only option but will he come to chicago

ex GF was going to fly down with me for my birthday

I fucked up friends

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Holy crap I'm on a giant delay.

TWO RUN HOMER BY RIZZO TO SCORE BYRANT
2-0

SOLO SHOT BY BAEZ
3-0

Could we be seeing a giant comeback? Is it not over yet?

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yeah it was a good stadium./

parking was great in and out
load up on some food before arriving and beers if thats your thing

i had my 21st there and it was pretty great.

At least you made it to a Super Bowl.

we started already

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who remember

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>Fire Clark
He still looks like someone a serial rapist would design to infiltrate children events.

no weeb. shut it down

yeah to watch the fucking Aints cheat one out....

i know but like next year

>parking was great

Wut? Parking was mostly paying 50 bucks to park in a grassy field with no organization whatsoever

he's from Illinois and expressed interest in managing the team before he landed the Yankees job

im glad minter is back.

throw fucking strikes and end this game

>Braves up by 6
>LET'S GO CUBBIES
The absolute state of Brave fans

you didnt park in the blue lot and had to head out to ne ga then

20 bucks and out in 5 mins if you knew how to do it.

You haven't gone to a recent Cowboys bowl?

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inb4 rain delay for an hour, game begins again, cubs tie it, and we go for 20 innings.

there are alot of bandwagon pubes fans in Atlanta for some reason

>evilbasesloaded.jpg

GET SOME FACKING OUTS

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at least amazon didnt come here

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oh no no no no no

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They aren't bandwagoners if they stick around in the rain for a blowout.

this

all pubes fags are bandwagoners

Break a fucking ankle Zobrist you monkey

RBI field's choice for Zig Zag to score Caratini.
4-9

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i could shoop a picture of me from 2009 on my birthday
this is true

SWEEP

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nice rally

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BACK TO .500

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I kid because I love.

BRAVES WIN
BRAVES WIN
BRAVES WIN

WOOOOOOO!!

GG, Good series, Cusb. Good luck the rest of the season.

See y'all tomorrow Barvesbros

FUCK YEAR FRIED!

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go to sleep weeboo

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what happen to carl edward and chatwood

needed that to rebound from the opening series

still need to shore up the bullpen

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Well at least the home runs by Rizzo and Baez didn't make the game a total bust.

And if the pitching remains this awful, it'll force them to actually shop around for some free agents.

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yu is a jinx dat is all

At least it was a good game last night. Until next time, Cubes fans. Chop on.

>Worshiping treason
Sherman should have burned the entire state to the ground.

>go on cubs twitter account
every reply to the final post is a tiger woods pic

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id trade teheran right now

see yall in shitcago in June

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nick green is a hottie

nah

not with all these pitching injuries

i guess. didnt realize he was older than me

i think yu's upside makes losing the floor on teheran worth it

how do we feel about frenchy in the booth? hes no smoltz.

I would make that trade in a heartbeat. And I hope Julio proves me wrong.

Going to dance on Hrbek's grave

Kiss my black ass

chatwood
edward
strop
montgomery
Brach
Kintzler
Mazzoni

dont scare any hitter

Overall I like him. He's sometimes too chill though.

>Worshiping treason
Enough about the Revolutionary War. Should've never left the Crown, faggot

If you hit enough singles you can theoretically score a run

hes so smiley i cant hate him.

>turner was a good stadium.
I never liked it. Wasn't bad but it just wasn't very good either. I kind of miss Fulton County Stadium, went to so many games there in 91-95

Even if he was terrible I couldn't mind him having the gig.

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i wasnt old enough to remember but it was right across the street and i went to an olympics game
just dont remember which

If you hit enough singles you can theoretically score infinite runs.

Based. The other day they were talking up Darvish and talking about Hader won’t stay healthy.

Softball question, pls no bully.
I've moved to the US from Euroland just a few weeks ago, and watched two local softball games - looked like fun. How would I go about learning to play the game to eventually join a rec league/team? Somewhat embarrassed to ask, and joining a team is obviously out of question at this stage (although I feel like if I'm given a month or so, I could probably level with some of the weaker players). Or should I just rock up and ask one of the team coaches?

fly the W

Anyone miss Leo Mazzone's autistic rocking?

You'd probably need some people to practice with. At least one buddy. Hit off a tee. Hit some lobbed balls. Field ground balls and fly balls hit off a bat.

Do you have any kind of grasp on the rules of the game itself?

You can find the rules on the internet and you can also find instructional videos that will give you some tips on hitting and then practice that at your local batting cage. I think Tom Emanski's videos are available for free on YouTube, too.

Just ask one of the coaches. They will probably have workshops, website with times/classes, and things like that to point you in the right direction. Explain that you're new here and are interested in it but don't know the ropes. Most people will be glad to help you learn.

I actually got into curling, in Texas for a brief period doing this.

I believe most adult softball leagues are filled with chads who were former high school baseball players. Though they are now fat wagecucks, they like to be able to still enjoy jocks and smash home run after home run.
Some leagues are so tired of these guys that they implement a rule that home runs count as outs just to cut down on all the showing off.

I'd recommend you look into an adult kickball league. The rules are very similar to softball, but the players are far more amateur and less annoying in general.

I got Goff fired, but I can't can't down ((bernstein)) but im currently targetting fatass worthless opiate addict that comes in at noon.

Cheers mates, I'll just hit up one of the coaches and see if there's maybe others like me that start from zero.

How?

>The rules are very similar to softball, but the players are far more amateur and less annoying in general.

Cheers for the tip. The two coed games I watched seemed fairly chill, my neighbour pointed me towards them. Maybe the local rec league is less annoying than the general average?

>sweep
Based

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Good luck! Let us know how it goes.

You can get a feel for the vibe pretty easily. If it's coed it's probably more laid back. Are there meatheads screaming at each other all of the time? If not, it's probably fine. Roughly where are you located, if you don't mind?

it's Parkins, Parkins is my primary target and im already drafting emails to producers of the shoe about how uncomfortable i am with his constant discussion of opiate abuse and his lack of knowledge of anything but the final score of a game, no player knowledge, and makes a joke of any caller asking a serious question.

Soon ill begin calling in and making veiled attacks on his character to make him look back to the 3rd largest US city.

i took down goff the same as typed here

Yes, we know conservatives are the ones who are the real villains throughout American history.
They were the loyalists, the confederates and isolationists.

Benedict Arnold has more honor than your average modern conservative.

>Are there meatheads screaming at each other all of the time?
Not really - it was about the mens/ladies split was about 70/30 for one team, and about 40/60 for the other. There was clearly one guy there who knew what he was doing and hit it pretty hard, but I thought the overall level seemed somewhat low. Some girls there were clearly confused as to where to run to at times. I'm in Northern Colorado, Longmont.

The trpfag is deluded in thinking he was able to be racist enough to get the black host upset on air. And not because he had terrible ratings.

I wish you luck. It's a really beautiful game.

Low qualety troll

Good luck user because parkins is annoying as fuck, everything he says is so matter of fact, but he’s often wrong. Just 9 months ago he was talking about the “cubs dynasty” and I almost veered into oncoming traffic

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1-5

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Bullpen blows another one and can’t throw strikes

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Faggoty hip liberal manager at a loss for words and people are calling for his job

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Kris Bryant pretty city boy chosen one is clearly on a downward career spiral while the Brew Crew has Yellich and the Cards just nabbed Goldschmidt

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Yu Darvish has won 1 game since 2017

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