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Friends are people you share your misery with. I have no misery therefore I don't need friends.

Prices just jumped to in the 50s. I think the dream is dead

Is this the thread lads?

good chance

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your parents aren't your friends user

I wish I was dead

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No one could have forseen Debrincat's rise. He's a manlet so some doubt was only natural.

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Excited to watch the Providence Bruins tonight la

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He is only working because hes with strome tho. if only the oilers could trade for him

same m8
for me, its crippling depression and unsustainable alcoholism

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>still an hour till games
GAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYY

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Too bad there wasn't a dedicated autist who made updated playoffs brackets for us for free

how was your nap?

For me, it's San Jose Shorks legend Miikka Kprusoff

I wanna make mocha colored children with that woman

For me it's Sharks beloved Brian Campbell

/thrashers/ lifelong here
>muh dick

For me, its Latvia

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Go Knights go!

i went to fight a bear
youtube.com/watch?v=Z_gB3tBOCx4

for me its san jose sharks legend scott thornton, the superior thornton.

Please stop, they're gonna choke once again, and I'll only have baseball to tide me over until next year's hopes begin climbing again

I fucked up boys, should've just grabbed a ticket but I learned a lesson. Thanks to everyone that wasnt a dick about it.

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think i might sleep instead of watching >my team choke out of the playoffs

2/10 pointy elbows would not fuck

based and thorntonpilled

fuck i forgot about him desu
just go get some booze and food and shit post with us

today and saturday are the last days for several months that will have 10+ games on the same day.

I don't follow any other sports. Sharks win everything or this is the year I finally end it

so we have 3 teams playing elimination-from-playoffs games tonight?

Colorado, Montreal and Carolina?

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Yeah got some in the fridge actually so that's now the plan

>Sharks win everything or this is the year I finally end it
you'll pussy out and >shorks the suicide

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>tfw playoffs are approaching but that means that hockey is also ending for the year

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For me it’s boreball until hockey comes back on

What's the biggest meme trophy and why is it the Lady Byng?

based. who's your team lad?

Mariners got rained out today. Hope they don't lose their mojo

Baseball is my backup sport.
It helps that /mlb/ is like /hoc/ but with the autism slightly toned down

t. unsportsmanlike twat

same but I am teamless because fuck toronto

unironically how do you enjoy boreball. it might be more boring than cr*cket

Whomst would that be

the jennings trophy is a bigger meme. considering that GA is more a reflection of the teams defense rather than the tendies ability, why does the tendie get a trophy for the teams defensive work?

i don't think you can even compete with norris

ill leave it to your imagination. let it be whoever you want

Norris is biggest meme
>he's the best defender because he scores the most

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you watch it live
the city you live has multiple pro franchises, right user?

gotta have a 120+ iq

For me it’s the lillies

my state has everything BUT boreball

To be fair you have to have a very very high IQ to enjoy basedball

why?

I do not enjoy Dominican Swing

Explains why you don't like it then.
Baseball games are great, relaxing sporting events and listening to your team on the radio is a kino experience.

Has Lundqvist regressed this year?

what part of that requires high iq?

So you can understand the defensive formations and pitch selection

Nothing beats a cool evening game. A few beers and ball park food with the boys. Always cute girls at the games as well

rooting for the habs unironically tonight

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it's a meme ya dip. but if you don't understand pitching or different fielding situations it's probably really boring to watch.

I was thinking something similar, but at least the Jennings is based on a stat, the Lady Byng is a subjective choice.

Some day they'll create a separate trophy for that. Call it the Orr or something.

Baseball is a terrible sport

baseball objectively has the best qt fans.

let's go devils
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let's go devils
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let's go devils
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If you ever played little league pitcher you'd understand

Yeah but he’s also playing with ahl defencemen

is baseball for everyone?

The shift ruined baseball. They need to ban it.

and then some

get back on topic you fucking retards

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business idea: Holy Alliance of Latvia, Estonia and Finland with the mission of bullying Sweden

Its great background noise until the announcers get off topic.

it's certainly not for you.

Who is this semen demon?

well I'm /mlb/ and /hoc/ so yes
nba is the sport that I avoid

Dominicans mostly.

It’s like you want a knife in your back

Unfortunately not, I have a connection with it that carried me through my formative years playing little league followed by high school, and it's something more of a spiritual thing for me, seeing that I follow fairly disappointing teams, but nothing beats a Wednesday day game drinking overpriced beer soaking in a nice beautiful day

boreball is such a terrible sport the only "positive" their fans can of is >muh high iq. there is literally nothing noteworthy of boreball.

What do you watch besides hockey

for me, its watching hockey baseball and football only

>watching something other than hockey

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>whats so good about "basedball"?
>"our fans have high iq"
>no but the actual sport itself?
>...

hockey, baseball, mma/boxing, football, and cricket for me are the only sports worth watching.

for me it's realizing while baseball is not ideal and I'd rather watch hockey, it's better than other off-season alternatives

For me it's hockey and baseball with occasionally causally following my local NFL team

the pitching and the batting. that is what is good about baseball. i'm sorry you don't understand.

If you dont watch handegg you're a fag

lads I predict that the canes and habs win again tonight

For me it's hockey, volleyball, swimming, and auto racing

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Is this all just gay code?

Baseball is comfy and understanding the relationship between the pitcher and batter is essential to understand it.
It's all about the mind games between two individuals and the reaction times of the other 8 on the field.

No but "pucks in deep" and "shooting lane" could be.

CTE ball is not entertaining at all. There's so many fucking commercials too. I'm glad football is going to die when the boomers die off

If you’re looking for the low iq answers
Homeruns
Pitcher beaning a batter
Occasional brawls

for me it’s pesapallo

>watching kneelball

For me it’s m1 medieval

the cfl is entertaining to watch

wouldn't know. sounds like you know better than me.

>occasional brawls
You see more brawls in football

In the same way ECHL is fun to watch, sure

brawls like the harper strickland brawl are better than anything you see in handegg

>they punch each other in the helmet.
that doesn't count.

I've only ever seen one in football, I've seen batters charge the mound much more.

Volleyball, bless the gods that continue to allow this sport to exist in this age of PC, favorite Olympic event

>hes never helmets and gloves with his teammates after practice
holy sunbelt

ready for my team to lose again!

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It's not even for solely looking at the women, I legitimately like and play the sport.

Chimpouts in Football are great, but in Baseball they tend to be more upfront due to less equipment

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talking about during the game, moron.

hahaha. classic bungles

do the leafs die again to the blots again?

i dont mind watching handegg but i think the nfl is too overcoached. i just watch ncaa/cfl instead.

Hello would anyone like to discuss hockey?

I hope the >laffs beat the ruins in the first round

new joker looks shit lads.

Ehhh, yeah, but I find myself unable to watch the men's, I just like women's better

I like hockey players that come from the Sunbelt. Hockey will eventually replace concussion ball and the sport of hockey will be better off with many more fans

NJ @ CAR starts soon

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which game we watchin?

Based pinball wizard mrazek intro

caps habs

isles panthers

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Shall

fucking nervous lads

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Take your pick, lots of important games on tonight.

please help us out tonight

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>All the important games on tonight
>No important games on yesterday or tomorrow
Thanks, Gary.

Any boys in the house

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Unsure if I want randy to miss the playoffs or the hasbs

Go sharks

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Ready to lose to the Bolts

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grim crowd

For me, it's a Canes win, a Teds loss, and a Habs win in the 17th round of a shootout where they just keep using TJ Oshie over and over and Carey Price starts sobbing audibly but somehow he holds it together and some meme 4th-liner wins it for Montreal.

did a hobo give you those tickets?

What the fuck is this image?

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Tonight

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>they let people into the arena at least an hour before puck drop
>some people rush to their seats to take pictures while everyone else is buying food
>omg why is it so empty

that's the joke lad

I believe in a metro for the islanders!

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do those incelanders in that pic post on /hoc/?

good evening leafs nation

Sorry lad, feeling a bit antsy and defensive tonight.

The two most cancerous teams in the league

91873254
stay seething leaf faggot

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HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW YOU FUCKIN BOLT BITCHES

>honk
>honk
>honk

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Would it be degenerate if I ordered Red Lobster delivery by myself?

ONE
POINT
AWAY

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YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUUUUUUUUUEEEEEE

love mitchy lads.

>vas1levsk1y

Shorks legend Bill Guerin for me

more incredibly depressing than degenerate

PLAYOFF LEAFS ENGAGED

>ordering what you want to eat
>degenerate
thinkin' you might be overthinking it.

why would you care just eat what you feel like

>tampongay

>canes

Based

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>mfw bingbings get wahooed

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lmao you got dabbed on

based and pizzapilled

BASED red wings helping out

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7 game countdown starting early?

this, what the fuck
it's like there's a big on/off switch behind their bench that they've forgotten to switch on the last 20 games or so and they just remembered tonight

it's one goal dude, relax.

I wonder what kind of pizza Bobby Lou likes

If people come over and see me eating lobster by myself they might get concerned.
Oh well I'm going for it fuck this world

he has to celebrate every meaningless second because he knows the laffs are shit.

I ain’t worried
Can’t wait til the Leafs lose the lead and fans go back to sitting on their hands

go wings

and then you tell them to fuck off you felt like eating lobster

>SHIT TIER
>the more Canadian teams the better!

>Good tier
>the Winnipeg Jets could go deep

>tabarnak etage
Montreal will meet Boston in 2nd rd

>GOD-tier
Toronto is more America than Canada

>ELDER GOD TIER
Calgary will win it all

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they're probably going to meet in the ecf and the leafs are absolutely MAULING them right now. the last time a canadian was beating an american this bad they burned down the white house in 1814.

what are they going to say? >lmao look at this faggot eating red lobster

Everyone post your current scared status

im not talking about the goal im talking about how they're actually playing with energy and not fucking something up every 5 seconds

leafs and bolts will be a 2nd round matchup regardless lobotomite

The ECF final preview certainly is on tonight friend, but it's actually Habs Caps. Sorry bout it

>they're probably going to meet in the ecf
if you say so
>burned down the white house in 1814.
that was the british.

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>If people come over
lol, i imagine the probability of this is quite low if youre ordering a lobster dinner delivery for 1

allez montreal

Is lobster user the same one who was going to go to the caps game alone?

They might be like holy shit you're lonely. One time I ordered pizza at 2:00 in the afternoon my brother teased me about it for a month.
I don't care I have the money so I'm getting some fucking Red Lobster

which broadcast the best camera angles in the nhl?

can someone give me a quick rundown on the implictations of tonights games?

I love this meme team

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i dont think he bought the tickets in time

based. shall be supporting tonight

Stormy is fine, but that thing fucking scares me.

At the first intermission I'm going to run up to the store to buy some milk
Then I'm going to have some Key Lime pie

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for me, it's ketchup chips

>u wil b

Give your energy to the habs! \o/

Are we growing playoff beards this year?

battling real hard right now

shall
am I supposed to shave clean at the start

>another islanders power play about to be wasted

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No beards are for onions men

yep. that's the worst part desu

Sharkies

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i just bought a new razor, so no

are the leafs spooky good or are the bolts overrated garbage

my """beard"'''' is just facial scruff. looks like crosmemes

PIT can clinch tonight by not doing anything if either MTL or CBJ loses tonight.
CAR can clinch tonight if they win and if MTL or CBJ loses (there are a few "must be in regulation" caveats depending on the combinations).
COL can clinch (and eliminate ARZ) by getting a single point tonight.

WSH, NYI, and literally everybody in the Central are all playing to try to clinch their divisions.

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Preds, Blues and Jets all battle for first place in a shit tier division.

i'll trim mine down but im not clean shaving, no meme is worth looking like a goddamn teenager for a few days

leafs coming out of a long slump.

>One goal
>WE CUP NOW

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NYI need to have the habs beat the caps and for them to not lose to florida. Then they need to beat washington om saturday to win the division

>beard into the summer
naaah too itchy and sweaty

Sounds good, cut me a slice.

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same desu. i can't stand the of a clean shaven face.

leafs are spooky good

got my playoff bush growing uncontrollably

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Nice.

FUCK YOU LARRY

Publix I'm sure? you guys meme it but I've never been and I want to go almost as bad as the restaurants we don't have in Ohio
t. Ted not from Akron

Thanks for clarifying, lad.

based

No, habs! You're suppose to win.

You don't look like a teenager when youre clean shaved if you have literally any neck muscle / jaw line

Bolts aren't even playing you dumbfuck Pajeet. Cooper told them to take it easy and don't get injured.
Leafs will NOT get passed the first round accept it now.

UN a UN

Is it worth watching the game tonight or am I just gonna hurt more

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ET LE BUUUUT

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT
WEEEEEBBBBBBBEEEERRRRRR

SCAAAAAAARRRRR
>Weber

yes. Jhabs!

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

what should i masturbate too lads

stamkos is the most overrated player in the league btw (this is a hockey related post)

I’m literally shaking right now. The Leafs are winning the Stanley Cup.

Shea "Gretzky" Weber

GOD DAMN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

Also thanks habs for at least trying

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No way you’ll lose to the soilers

I'm going for the playoff stache

thats an odd way of spelling joe thornton

so we'll lose in OT

stamkos is in a ton of pornos

why is he such a manchild?

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they found a way to lose to the canucks.

the thought of a Leafs Stanley Cup parade

yeah yeah yeah hes a candidate too. so is karlsson but answer the question user

Which city is the most hillbilly white trash:

St. Poois
Winnichug
Trashville

Please lads, lend some energy to the Habs \o/

>almost 40
one point shy of Laine this year or is he also overrated

trashville by far

Jake Generationzel

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he's almost 40 what do you want from him

fuck off libtard

Holy fucking based texier is dressing on Friday night
The mother fucker had 7 games in the AHL and hes looked like an NHL player the whole time

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Leafs look good but Tampa is clearly taking the night off

If I was an owner/GM I would rest all my stars after clinching, NBA style; gives them a chance to heal up and gives your backup players an opportunity to shake off rust

god damnit detroit

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STOP TRYING TO RAISE MARNER'S STOCK BEFORE HE SIGNS YOU TSN FAGGOT CUNTS

If Carolina misses the playoffs, is that the proof that there is hockey gods?

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Canucks-Predators

I get that reference.

Smashville but St Louis is underrated for southern trashiness

>iFunny watermark
grim

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Teds will NOT make the playoffs CAP THIS

At least $12M AAV...it better be..

t. r*dditor

>sanic sean

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Montreal missing the playoffs would be the most Godly scenario

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marner WILL NOT be a laff next year.

i love mitch but if its more than $10m im gonna kms

>vasi gives up the five hole
Why did cooper insist on burning him out? Rested he's the best goalie on the planet.

got a Swedish (You) lads

Crosby babby

*starts him again on Saturday*

might have to go "playoff" push out a Toronto lads

Hey user, you can take ANY round object you see

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based boomer with the Federov jersey

GET IN HERE

based French bust poster

Where the fuck are the bear claws?.. stupid slag..

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>eating donuts
Not gonna make it

this is going to be the one time something happens and i won't be watching it. fuck life sucks.

Hortons (Canadian hockey sponsor) fucking blows. Real ones drink dunkies (boston sports sponsor)

tits

Oooh maple walnut.

SHALL

Barzal shitting the bed in the last half of the season hurts

i didn't see any donuts in the photo

>be you
>be retarded
grim

>Arizona Coyotes goaltender Darcy Kuemper will start in goal for the team’s penultimate game of the season Thursday
arizonasports.com/story/1900055/coyotes-darcy-kuemper-to-start-vs-golden-knights/
Has there ever been a one-eyed tendie in the NHL?

im actually really based, lad. check em

I heard Canadians hate Tim's, was I being memed?

He's gonna take laffs to the bank...

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Wat, are u gay?

respectable anons
Gay posters

here pal, you dropped something

i got it, thanks though lad

>no blueberry cake
YIKES

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wow, one day I'm a /hoc/ shareholder and today I'm a respectable user. truly feeling the love frens

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STAMKOS IS FUCKING DEAD

>not getting timbits
shame

doies anyone actually watch these high speed chases?

>hey ref check your voice mail give me some calls

Dabs shorthanded

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only psychopaths and single mothers

STAMKOS SCARRS

hell yeah m8, the biweekly chaseb owl is the only based thing about la

Jets are winning with or without the refs this year. Sorry bout it

>Lightning PP

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not scared at all m8s

one time a cripple took a van of beaners hostage. was pretty kino.

For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line

Has serg gotten better at power play qb

Woo go bandwagon team

Having a mid evening John Tavares before I get a pre game pump in

>CAN'T TOUCH THIS

I don't know, but I still like the Jersey I won that he signed

>third police pursuit of the day in la
wew lad

wish we could have comfy playoffs with no teds

Yea no. I hopped on the bandwagon way back when stamkos started winning goalscoring titles

I never appreciated how good hedman was at weighing those passes for stamkos and kucherov

IMagine thinking that anyone playing for the Deadmonton Soilers is “generational”.

Why did the Atlanta Thrashers move to Winnipeg of all places?

Only a few days left /hoc/bro

Teds ARE making the playoffs

whats happening in st louis

>3 days til no ted
>1 round til no m****a
>1 round til no s**n
>1 round til no r***y
>1 round til no bing bings
>2 round til no transpa
>2 round til no >58
Inshallah . Laine cup imminent

Who /caniac/ here?

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More like A-blow and Terriblevainen. Relocating serves them right for trusting a finn

brutal mauling

Based police chasebowl finish

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The Atlanta ownership fell apart and started infighting at the worst time, and an ownership group in Winnipeg was ready to step up and offer their building at the perfect moment to snag the franchise.
The NHL either wasn't willing or wasn't able to step in and try to keep the Thrashers afloat, so they just took the Winnipeg offer because they had to find a solution immediately and it was the best (and kind of only) one that they had.

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But it's the 10 year anniversary of the Bolts/Flames cup
We need this rematch

remember the one where the guy got out of the car and shot himself

Here, lad.
Mostly focusing on the game or in the gamethread.

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whats that drink

>posting ebinreddit guy in an already relocated sunbelt jersey then bitching because Schiefele turned one of the worst pro sports team in any of the big 4 from the 00's to a cup contender in half a decade
You're wrong you sunbelt son of a whore . Fuck Gary and fuck your pig dog mother

get off it

If >we beat the craps and get out of the east I will be shocked desu

How many goals did Laine score Tuesday? It must have been quite a bit considering they were facing the wild.

Cheerwine, a cherry-flavored soda that's local to NC.
I don't think that they actually carry it at PNC, though. Or if they do, I've missed it.

root for broo croo.

You can get it at Publix

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cool cool cool

price is the most tenuous of lifelines right now

>19-10=4
American "education" at work.

Say it again, it makes it funnier every time. Dubnyk is the most underrated goalie in the league

the most tenderous

2004 was 10 years ago
Prove me wrong

Man I don't have that pic

Fucking based is what, I quit drinking soda years ago but whenever i go home to NC, I have to hit at least one.

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I have a very big cock

not sure i'll survive this game lads

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>viktor arvidsson, a literal who, has more goals this season than patrik laine

Go post it in /cric/ I’m sure they’ll like it

If we could convince stammer >we are playing the laffs in toronto every game...

Patrick Laine has six (6) goals since the start of the new year.

I've heard from reliable sources that this simply isn't so...
>More at 11

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I don't even drink anything but water but I'll still post about that stuff as if I drink it just because it's from >here.
Hockey.

No not really because he’s become a much better player overall and laine is addicted to fortnite still

pedosota has a surprising amount of people in the stands considering the game means fuck all.

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Ahhhhhh Holtby LET SOME GOALS IN YOU CHEAP BAStard

Laine's unironically a very good passer and he could be on any teams top PP chain , but Mauri hates him

>surprised that fans support their team regardless of the season
Sunbelter?

been thinking about elves lately

Welcome to the midwest we like to watch sports even if our teams suck ass because there's nothing else to do except drink.

Just took a steaming Tavares and clogged my Toronto. Any advice to clear it out?

Stop being a fairweather nigger

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he could be a pongs fan or a chiraqi

Stalock has decided he's going to have a good time tonight

Go Caps

>there's a game with 7 goals in the first period

Get some grinders and clog up the middle

Based Blues going to knock the Winnichugs out of 1st

sam you should go to the winnipeg street viewing parties and hold up a sign so that we know you're there

Because niggers in the ghetto don't watch hockey. White people in the Arctic do.

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thank you based gary

Because sunbelters don't support their hockey teams. They like tractor pulls and incest. The gm of the thrashers was hired by the relocanes though.

fuck you detroit and fuck you montreal

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Shant. I like to have my own game day viewing parties. I invite myself, my beers, and my radio tuned into TSN1290. Home of Winnipeg Jets hockey

>Everything game is in intermission
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sam won't be allowed anymore they charge $5 and don't let drunk Indians in.

yeah im thinking this is based

They’re not in intermission in my timezone, sunbelter

what the fuck we're beating the predditors

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It was 6-2 to go down 0-2, total surprise after >we were expected to dominate the craps. I don't blame the fans getting disheartened.

Jesus. This predators broadcast is fucking retarded.
>It was l-l-luck

Detroit wasn't keeping the teds out anyways. still time for the habs to win

We are in here lads.

based sam

Laine has one (1) goal in the last 17 games.

no I want my home ice damnit

I blow more than 5 dollars on scratchers at lunch most days . One day I'll hit the big one. Then I can drink and play chel and post here til I die. Hopefully sooner than later , but not before the Jets win 4 cups

>Blues are going to win the Division in the last week

Somebody make this retardation stop

the true lottery win is the money you save not buying that shit

>hit the big one
>scratch offs
Not likely

He isn't a leader. Remove his captaincy.
With A Finn
You Never Win

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I GOT DA HORSES IN DA BACK

>be columbus
>muh all in
>scrape into playoffs by 1 point
>face this

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>17-3

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>yfw the blues and isles win their divisions

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Your poor as fuck Sam. I'm eating Red Lobster delivery (lobster, scallops and shrimp with broccoli) and drinking Hard Apple Cider. They gave me 6 fucking cheese buns too. LIVING LARGE BITCH

My motto is if you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket .

No biscuits?

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they'll finish tied with the habs tbqhwyf
t. crystal ball

I hate this but I also find it cute.
What do.

My motto is become one of those online poker nerds if you want to win money

here we go

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become an ironic weeb, it's the only option

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You're a fat fucking mongrel. I'm going for dinner tomorrow and its sure as fuck not gonna be a seafood chain in fly over country. Are you fucking brain dead? Don't answer. It's obviously a yes. I'm waiting for the Jets game to start. What are you doing other than posting about food in the fucking hockey thread again?

do it you french fucks.

get help sam

>hard apple cider
>6 buns
Do you not have a dad?

Haha nice shot tavares

my hockey IQ is off the charts lads

>I'd like to introduce the 10th head coach of the Columbus Blue Jackets...

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my intangibles are comparable to mcmemes

Damn what’s it like having a negative IQ?

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride till I cant ride no more

Jackets still win that though

>fly over country

I'm Winnipeg you dumb chug. I ordered Red Lobster from the one by Polo Park.

Sam if you're watching the Jets and not even in Winnipeg then kill yourself immediately.

Red lobster sounds nice desu

Meanest guy at the ODR. Ill check kids, I'll flip your puck over the boards, I'll snow the goalie. I don't give a fuck. I run /hoc/

>8 goals in the first period
and the game will probably end that way, fuck off gary

yeah whatever you say gramps

Sams arguing with himself again.

Thinking about jumping off a boat and harvesting my own lobsters

Gimmie more of them shitty power plays

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Winnipeg is smack dab fly over capital of North America you room temp iq son of a whore

>announcer says he doesn’t want to see a 15-9 game
why not, at least once

gary messaged me on discord and told me about his plan for the playoffs, sams gonna be irate when the jets get eliminated in the 1st round

Well here we are in 2019. Does anyone have anything to say?

just emphasizing the closeness to missing ploffs. hard to predict a game going to extra time

Tripfags still aren’t welcome

Send help

Literally terrified of the ocean. Dream about sharks like once a month at least.

do you still work at harveys?

Do no reply

I dream about the sharks too desu OwO

Discord is for fat faggots and pedophiles (same thing btw) so I wouldn't be surprised if Gary Bettman and most sunbelters actually use it , but I'm alos not surprise he's a fucking liar . He's going to hell for being a blood sacrificing *** supporter of ****** . BDS AND GO JETS GO

> Alex Ovechkin is warming to the idea of chasing down Wayne Gretzky's NHL record of 894 goals
>237 goals away from breaking Gretzky's record
>Gretzky, who retired in 1999, is among those who believe Ovechkin has a shot

>"He's got a chance to do it," Gretzky said on NHL Network on March 19. "He's a good athlete, he plays in a great organization, he plays with good players, which you have to do, and there's no question he has a legitimate chance. Good for him. … If he does, I'll be the first guy to shake his hand. I think it's great for the game."
lol no. Is Gretzky going senile, or is he just saying that to be kind?

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He's gonna do it lad. You know he is.

Leafs Lightning is a snorefest, what should I watch?

Ya but appaently begging for change is a crime

surprised a zoomershit like sam isnt on discord tbqh

Does Mike use discord or no?

what is he supposed to say,
>fuck no that russian cuck wont break my record

Goatney Goatby

sunbelt are frens

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Lol nice shot tavares

yes

Laugh in the face of the reporter who asked the question then move on to the next

>shorks
actually killing myself lads. no point in dragging this out.

Its called being a good sport, not that the doping, medal throwing swedes know anything about that.

>Killorn scoring on a AAA chance in the reg season

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Redpill me on Laine

Imagine not being Harvard educated

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what the fuck pulock

This comeback is going to be sweet

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boomber ovie could dab on the league for a few more years and break the record cuz its all manlet defense nowadays

JOKE HEEM NORSTROM

Nice. The lightning are awesome

>blatant trip
>no call

it's literally impossible for overrated shit to score a goal that isn't a tap in

Can’t fathom it tbqh

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imagine doubting the greatest goalscorer in the game

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Your comeback to sweep the ruins in 5?

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thats such bullshit and I know that

20 yrs old and has like 100 goals. Only 3 other people have done that. /hoc/ hates him

Pay attention sunbelt fags this guy has the right idea

that too

FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO SAID WE WONT GET TO PLAYOFFS

P O N G B O I Z in this bitch

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im looking forward to this series

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went to a Harvey's once near Crystal Beach. I'm guessing that poutine is lower tier? still bretty gud

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Is Sam always angry because of his native savage blood or because of his repressed homosexuality

>excited just to get swept in seven by the islels
really gets the ol' synapses firing

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

All he can do is lose the puck and shoot really hard

Nobody actually thought it would happen but everyone wanted it to.

Late thread
REEEEEEE

SHANNON NEW THREAD RIGHT NOW!!

Someone make a thread before randy

...

Gretzky is a humblebrag. At least Teemu had the balls to say no one would ever break his rookie scoring record.

ahh yes, revisionist history

that would actually be pretty good

>laffs

>a good sport
Shut up faggot.

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>WE BLUES GANG NOW

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