300 IQ footy moments

That's at least top-200 defending right there.

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isnt that *tips fedora* lad?

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Would you unironically have saved this Yea Forums?

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The best league in the world, Martin, without a doubt.

story on this?

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

jfc slvk

I could've at least palmed it down to the ground.

>guy goes full retard and misses a 1v1
>HURR WHAT GOAT DEFENDING

m8....

I hate this

All it needed was a perro and a mass handbag dance and it would be the quintessential South American "football" clip.

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can anyone's IQ compete with babel's?

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Love when the webm starts with the player looking upset/frustrated then goes into the replay of what made them that way

twitter.com/2sporten/status/1113397348397404160

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i waited for the offside

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I'm still not sure if it was intentional...

goat team right there

Someone post Tagliafico, I don't have webm

what the fuck is that routine

nice pasta

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He looks so awkward, fucking lanklet

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bad cross but he still did well to put himself in this position.

Sichokeo

fucking lol

lel

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aah, yes, the legendary dolphin skill move

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kane would've made a stat padding world record from all the penalties he should've gotten from the one sided greco-roman wrestling matches in the box

Go suck messoy cock

Stay mad snow Faggot

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i'm very far from mad, i have very little reason to be
you seem pretty agitated though

is this shit on youtube anywhere with commentary??

FUCKING LEL

please tell me there is a source with sound for this fucking shit

Zaza's penalty. You know the one.

chile big brain

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I usually do that when I make webms because it's annoying seeing 200 webms all look like a football pitch in thumbnail.

who mentioned messi?

rent free, like Messi in Penaldo's head

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Great slipping compilation

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absolutely based

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>4 cuts to the left
the madman

I like the one of the chilean grabbing the hand of his rival and hitting himself with it

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Brutal. Totally brutal.

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I like the one of the chilean touching an uruguayan's anus

Imagine being this obsessed with Messi
lmao potato ni

obligatory galaxy brain

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Where are there so many refs?

Can you explain to me what constitutes offsides in this game?
I've tried watching and I will sometimes see it called, but it comes off as arbitrary
Handegg and hockey offsides I understand

A player cannot receive the ball if he's positioned between the GK and the last man of the defence

>mainzZz

Watching it now it seems like ba could have gotten it still even if slippy hadn't slipped

that is, receive the ball from a teammate

Okay, thank you
I believe I understand

So you cannot pass to someone past the last defender, if I'm understanding correctly

exactly

it wasn't going in you know

you can't say for sure

fuck a.nal

based autistic raumdeuter

would it be unfair if the pope supported a football team and used his prayers to influence their results?

Watched this live and I'm still mad

it was pretty epic

was moutinho the bargain of the summer lads?

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Beauty

Can someone explain to me what happened here?

chelsea with the next level mindgames, use a red advert to make the opposition think there's a player there

you wouldnt understand

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I might if u explained it to me with your best english.

haxball irl

thats actually genius for forcing the ball into opponent's third

yes
(sorry for my bad english)

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>this entire webm

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>schweinsteiger

based and redpilled kickoff tactics

The goalkeeper tried to play it to the right sided centreback (the guy who claps him after) but he fucked it up.

Isn't this an actual thing in rugby?

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Yes...and I'm a giga manlet

>German goalkeeping

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what was his strategy?

Boateng was never the same anymore after that

so this is the power of Copa Lib?

if you press well. in reality dirtmound broke and got a really good opportunity out of it, should've scored too

the first one always amazes me. took real coordination and precision to fuck up that badly. one wrong touch and it would've gone out for a comparatively harmless throw

Fucking Rene Higuita didn´t even react

nonstopaction.webm

perfect webm

You know what the sad part is? He did fucking amazing for a CB up to that point. He intercepted, went past three players and then he fucked up his cross. Mustafi actually has a fair few assists from crosses. More than MAN MOUNTAIN. Was a terrible 'cross' by him but he isn't as bad as people claim.

Well, the current Pope is a well known San Lorenzo fan, a club that has never won the Libertadores (South American Champions League) and with him in charge of the Church, San Lorenzo managed to win their very first cup

the funny thing is if he hadn't panicked and just stayed away the goal wouldn't have counted

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What did he mean by this?

IIRC they didn't know the rules and didn't understand the ref

it's the best thing ever, isn't it

See? you Euro guys can't imagine how usual these kind of things are in Copa Lib.
youtube.com/watch?v=XxVd-8kg0T0&t=

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I think this is not a valid goal since the ball didn't touch any player before going into the net
(at least this is the rule for a normal goal, for an own goal I really don't know if it applies)

*record scratch*

underrated

Wtf this video looks like a FIFA game. What is with the camera Technology is scary, it should going to consume us all one day and we'll all be working 15 dollar jobs at McDonalds for the robots! Scary stuff!

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Based

literally spaghetti the webm

true joga bonito

Can confirm

de gea shitting the bed spectacularly

Based Jaka

ball was out of play but so are my sides tbqh

the keeper touched it so it counts

holy shit

black "managers"

Pope Joh Paul II was a Cracovia supporter and it didn't work out for them very much

>IIRC they didn't know the rules and didn't understand the ref
you couldn't be more wrong
they were time wasting
>The result meant utter humiliation, not just for the Zaire players but also for President Mobutu, who took the defeat particularly badly. Adamant that such an embarrassment would not happen again, he despatched a number of his personal guards to visit the team and deliver a particularly stark warning: a defeat by more than three goals to Brazil and they would not be allowed to return home.

the LotG don't use the word "goalkeeper" in the offside definition

this never gets old

a masterpiece

Proper footy

Seething fagnaldo autist

>missed the goal so hard he DIED
F

Spaghetti until the very last ball contact, I love it.

but the ball slipped from under his foot

Jesus. I've been playing on shitty sunday league pitches for 20 years now, and that is the shitties pitch I have ever seen. I'm not even joking here.

He's partially wrong. There must be at least two opposing players, it's just that 99% of the time the GK is there. The rule is you can't pass the ball forward to someone that is past the second to last player.

I have done something like this once, and it got me a small scar on the forehead.

based

holy allah,whoever did this probably works in disney now

Am I remembering shit wrong, but if it hits both uprights it's a goal right?

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Been waiting for this one.

Anyone have the one that is full of spaghetti until eventually a random dog running through the box saves the ball from going in?

>have you ever cut inside so much, you start cutting outside

kino

He could have actually played that pass to Son

>if it hits both uprights it's a goal right?

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its fun to watch people you don't like be humiliated like that

Uhhh no
Gerrard just controls the ball to his left side and Ba is out of it. He can press him but gerrard can just pivot around wherever he presses from

Phil Jones front crawl

Van dijk is a genius.
Literally Liverpool's top defender

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triple based

hmmmm I guess I'm Catholic now

He passed behind him, goal isn't offside

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players will kick the ball out of touch way down the pitch simply to gain metres even if it concedes possession, yes. you wouldn't do it straight from the kickoff though

No.

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why would anyone want a black keeper?

because Minnesota?

what did he mean by that?

Anyone else love it when players make a mistake so terrible that they pretend to be injured afterwards to have some kind, any kind, of excuse?

nothing wrong with this

rather have shit lads that try than a team of BOSS

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I was expecting more webms to be stitched together like that, but this is pretty good.

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>Hector

>Neuer's arm going up instantly after a goal
Why does he keep doing that? What's the point?

Even if you are completely retarded and can not catch it/palm it out/palm it down to the ground, just use your fucking fists and deflect it straight. And I am not a top elite keeper, but Jesus, those are the fucking basics.

Call for offside?

That would make sense if he only did it sometimes, and only in situations where offside is debatable (it isn't for that goal).
But he does it every single time. It's basically a meme in German media. I don't get it.

Having played on shitty muddy pitches and knowing how hard it is to play there, I officially rate this goal.

youtube.com/watch?v=k6dmUKGjPkk

They wouldn't let him get subbed, so he scored instead?

He went off for a injury. Ref waved him back on because the ball was in the opposite half and going further away. Poland proceeded to go full retard with the backpass and then blame the ref, because apparently he should have expected it

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i know but i thought it would be a nice twist if they ruined the attack

if I was paid off by Ronaldo's PR team and UEFA like him then I would've let it in too

That's 10/10 defending you nonce

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Sometimes it backfires

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Tbf to Terry, that was a dive from the ground, not standing

Diosito seems like such a weird thing to say.

Perfect defending.

Newcastle hammering that 'get stuck in button'

Only in literally the first second, which defeats the whole purpose of a 2v1 attack.

>stealing your corner-taking technique from Iago Aspas

fucking minorities..

y u mad tho

In rugby territory has more value than possession a lot of the time.

If you do it from the kick off in rugby the restart is from the halfway line so you lose territory.

>be Brazilian manager
>slip

hahaha the manager just makes this perfect :DDDDDDDDD

In rugby territory has more value than possession a lot of the time.

If you do it from the kick off in rugby the restart is from the halfway line so you lose territory.

up 1-0 pure tactical genius of time wasting

The Beautiful Game

>english tactic knowledge
The nigger could've run diagonally left, so either van diijk or the keeper would've had to cover him. That would've made a lot of space for Son or a 1v1 with the keeper if van diijk tried to cover Son.

Is there anyone who doesn't beleive whatever shit team barcelona played here wasn't paid? Look at how they are pressing. One guy runs all the way from the ref in a half hearted attempt to press the ball holder, and the guy above him goes towards the same guy. They are either retards or they were paid to lose.

it's like I'm really watching womens soccer

he could have run to the left, but that wouldn't have changed the fact that van djik was in position to both block his shot and block a pass to Son.
a few sensible options would have been :
- try to outpace van djik from the start
- pass it to Son in the first second
- make a cheeky lofted pass to Son (hard)
- feint a shot to trick Van Djik into tackling
- Son could have stayed backwards and receive an easy pass
- did what he did without fucking up

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i'm known to be spaghetti-dropping prone, but at the very least would've deflected it

top fucking kek

the end is really the best part desu

more like minnesota divided.

all he had to do was strike the ball (not even that hard) cleanly to the side of the keeper

fucking woeful

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Everyone loves the indirect free kick in the box.

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always guaranteed spaghetti

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Please watch our league

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Max luck.

kek you said this on purpose didnt you

Based negro

all according to keikaku

beautiful

He did what every normal defender would do, try to keep in between the potential pass, while stretching the lane for the shotter, and that implies being all the time in the middle of the play

Van Dijk is a genius for doing basic stuff?

Fucking pirates

I feel sorry for that goalie.

dislike

Jesus Christ. NOTHING will ever top the Liverpool crown webm, but this one ranks right up there with the greats.

anyone have mullel vs ukraine?

Good filename, Davide.

Tell me again who isn't goat

Farmers league

500 IQ right there

>when football was still an actual sport and not comparable to ballet

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Remember this stuff from playing as a child on the smaller/7 man fields. Why isnt it a thing?

>Henry anticipating the back pass before slippy g even gets the ball

rare footage of Real Madrid winning an European Cup

he tried to score an own goal, but he's a goalkeeper so he sucks with his feet, thus he missed the goal

desu that's your league without the foreigner players

>his fucking hairpiece falls off

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kek

>It won't let you down

youtube.com/watch?v=k_llniovA7Y

Was waiting for this

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Yes. Though i probably stomp it away to a Real player

Laughed for a good 10 seconds at this

HAHAHAHAH

Gebaseerd

What even is Brazil?

It's actually a hat that goalkeepers used to wear. Hence why commentators say "he could have thrown his cap on that".

Always a Kek to be had in seriea games

oh god

Based

I need youtube link

holy fuck is Henry really 300IQ or is Slipper G so infamously shit?

Left footed goalie with no confidence trying to force a pass with his dominant foot that would be much easier to complete with his other foot. The midfielder probably didn't realize that Cech is left footed when making that pass so he made it unnecessarily hard for him.

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i legit think hes a little autistic

you cant write this

>I have a fever, and the only cure is MORE CUTTING

Who needs to park the bus when you have a van.

but our keeper is italian.
idek where njdoc is now

I remember as an Arsenal customer this was the first game of the season and right after this play i thought holy shit this season is going to be an absolute meme
thank god it was just against the best pressing team early in the seeason

was really hoping that would be phil jones its his signature move.
speaking of Jones, is he in the running for future English NT campaigns as a bench centerback?

FACKIN 'ELL RENATO

t.existentialist berba

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>phil jones will retire in your lifetime

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This is fucking great. Try to tell me that scrapping penalties and making all infraction inside the area indirect freekicks wouldn't make football 100% better.

>Vinnie Jones retired in your lifetime

penalties are supposed to reward the team a goal scoring opportunity they deserved

Not sure if ironic joke because technically the white guy is the minority there and hes the one being retarded or if you are just further going along with his joke and calling out the black people.
Either way is funny anyway

kek

fucking godlike lmfao

>Those fans who applaud in encouragement when Mustafi looks in their direction disappointingly
:3

"Losing the ball to the opposition is winning."
You sound like fucking Trudeau.

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dat twice in a row killed me

that shit is hilarious

Rocket League without the cars.

agree with the greek, really fine goal

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would be typical of derby desu

has match fixing gone to far ?

That's an average Moreno cross

the best league in the world

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>the nigger could've ran into a worse angle for himself and forced the shot even moreso onto his weaker foot
>while also not even giving himself a better position to pass the ball
Yeah, stick to throwing grenades at children or whatever you lot have been doing up there lately.

I M P E R I O U S

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who was in the wrong here?

nice

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look at the way the goalkeeper runs

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is that harry wilson

>footy
>IQ
seriously?

EBJT

Often times it wasn't a real scoring opportunity when a penalty was given, though.

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it would be pretty entertaining to see these more often than once every two seasons

Holy shit, wasnt expecting.

kek, real npc

this is the full one:
luckytv.nl/louis-van-gaal-shapeshifter/

Holy fucking shit kek

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Professional footballer earning a gazillion pounds per week, can't shoot with his left foot and every defender in the country knows it. What a load of bolloxs

>Football Manager.webm

One of my favourite videos ever.

nice filename

also, jej'd at the goalie

Agreed. If Sissoko misses another chance like that he should be ORDERED to ring the parents of a British soldier who died serving their country and tell them why he missed it.

I was at that game

This will confuse Americans

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amazing

damn i thought someone edited/shopped a real video where a chicken appeared on the pitch or something. but this is basically a movie. meh

Is this a real Copa lib game? The pitch looks horrible.

>braaaaainnssss...

Exquisite choice

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t. brainlet

Thank you Portugal, you are my greatest ally!

He's good for keeping the ideal distance between them.
That guy against Salah yesterday failed at doing that

WTF I love soccer now

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Putting the fat kid in goal in a televised match

heroic

i miss him so much brehs

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>footy
>posts soccer

KEK

Strong mind tactics

italian defending

*tips*

lmao

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>this is what constitutes an equal bonus with men

>PORRA, NÃO É POSSÍVEL CARALHO!

i don't think women's fifth division players are demanding for any bonuses

shithouse

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"El mejor amigo del hombre"

kek

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The last bit of this webm...

>professionnal
>don't know the rules
>deserved it

have some more

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ffs ngubu

Thats actually the 2013 final match

This will always send my sides to space

glad he got send off, clear red card

No wonder Ramsey wants to leave that shite of a club

based

me playing PES with broken controller

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Nope, works for the Dutch national broadcaster doing voiceovers of the queen laughing like a horse and the king being an alcoholic asshole.

i love those murderball WEBMs, more please

based perro

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Fucking kek, what are the odds. Incredible.

Is that loco abreu?

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jej
thanks bro

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based

HOW IS THIS SHIT TELEVISED

10/10

oh shit im dying

Do they just see what the camera is filming?

jej

This one belongs here

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this could've been "it"

Explain please. Are they using like an echolocation simulator? are they blind?

>the progression of absurdity in that webm

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This It's from a Norwegian TV show about football.

No way, this can't just keep on getting better and better

h..how is this possible lads?

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He didn't even react to the other guys stepping on his leg.

you cant blame boateng for messis wizardry

>''heres the money but dont make it to obvious
> black guy :

>The manager's glasses fall from his shirt and he doesn't pick it up
Perfection

what is Odell Beckham JR doing??

would have been based had the ref shown him a red

That ref got his career ruined due to that because our association is NO FUN ALLOWED tier.

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lmao at him overreacting trying to get the ref booked

Wholesome

Alison is always trying to showboat rather than just picking up the damn ball.

El Nino still got it

kek

Offsides anyway

haha

Offside

Was waiting for this one. Delicious.

lol

Based

oh my god I haven't laughed this hard in ages

adorable

Not sure what's funnier, his tactics or his pen handling

Then why doesn't the last defender just stop running when they see the ball is being passed? Basically after it's kicked stop, put a couple feet between you and the receiver and get the ball back.

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this was a derby btw

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kek

What the fuck

and people give Messi shit for not winning anything with the natl team when you have shitters like THIS

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fucking lol, future classic

This one without doubt never fails to make me kek

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is this even a goal? thought the ball had to come off a legal part of the body to count. or is it because it bounced?

gk hands are a legal part of the body, the only instance where own goals "do not count" are free kicks

>PUTA QUE PARIU

So this is how you solve football?

Wouldn't result in a concussion if he hit his head?

Okay, here's a better explanation:
The player cannot receive a forward pass if, when the ball was kicked, there were fewer than two opposing players closer to the goal line than him. He can receive a backwards or perfectly sideways pass at any time though

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Why would he make this foot movement?

>belgian

Kek, for me it looks like
1. he played for other team;
2. he got bet;
3. he tried to score goal for himself.

A true leader of men

Ah, understand it pretty good now I think, thanks friend

You're welcome! Also he can't be offside if he starts his run in the opponent's half, no matter the number of opponents between him and the goal

look at number 4 absolute unit

no way

>He can receive a backwards or perfectly sideways pass at any time though

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nevermind, i read it wrong

Good fun. Nice.

using inscetoid forces

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The second ball in play bothers me more than anything else

>you can take the player out of >schalke but you can't take the >schalke out of the player

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fuck he was so based

look at the way he's pulling his hands in the air, this fucking retard legitimately forgot what side he was on for a few seconds

This isn't apehoop

were there any comments in the media? because this doesn't look an awkward move. he actually played defense.

i'm missing something, why is everything in complete disarray here?

lmao that m'brappe reaction kills me

no shit, he died instantly from the initial blow

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> 2-1 at 90'+
> red team is trying to score the equaliser
> they are in such a hurry that they try to rush a throw-in
> ballboy even throws the ball into the field
> ball doesnt go out in the end
> spaghetti.jpg

sad if true

i would be mentally ruined if i did this knowing that ibra was right behind me burning holes in my back

>have a choice between Marchesin and Guzman
>take 3 keepers who have never played regular football in their entire careers instead
They deserved it

Would have loved to see Ibra's reaction afterwards.

it's possible that he was disgusted to be playing in the same league as him but he most likely found it hilarious and is already thinking of ways to roast him the next time he's on kimmel

okay, the last guy defending with his ass made me explode

>that reaction

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It's confusing me. Why is Kane on goal?

This is pure, distilled autism. It deserves respect.

Dedication from John Terry there

Lloris got a red after Tottenham were 5-0 up.
whoscored.com/Matches/885854/Live/Europe-UEFA-Europa-League-2014-2015-Tottenham-Asteras-Tripolis

What dictates who stands on goal when the keeper gets send off? Does it have to be a striker? Was it because of the score? I would have thought a defender would have done better? Or was it just cause they were 5 up and wanted to have a laugh?

>WANT TO BE PAID SAME AS MALE FOOTBALLERS
imagine being this deluded

Sounds like you're having a 300 IQ footy moment right now.

mbrap reaction there is pure gold

>niggers

This one is unbelievable

I literally just don't know, mate. It would have been a high IQ football moment if I knew shit about football.

That was one of the attackers.

you can put whoever you want in goal but since you are alredy 5-0 up it makes more sense to put the striker in the goal since you don't really need to score anymore as long as you don't crumble defensively wich might happen if you put a CB as the GK

Yes, we're making fun of him

>as long as you don't crumble defensively wich might happen if you put a CB as the GK
Didn't think of that aspect. That makes sense. Thank you.

no wonder they lost to fucking united. without nerman PSG are shite

>Manure defending

He literally cut inside lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=UC6suYVm60s
There's a camera above giving a top-down view of the pitch and that's what the players see

lmao fkn hate when he does that

Germany v South Korea tier

this is BEAUTIFUL

>black "people"

holy shit did someone fucking curse the goalposts?

kek sudakas never change

>we want the same pay as female players
what is wrong with these guys

I subscribed to the Yea Forums just to thumb up this video. Hats down sir

MAN MOUNTAIN

not true

Still a beautiful finish.

>Natlaie Stacey
They even typed her name wrong. Nobody in this webm is competent.

kek

>"trancar con la cabeza"
One of the most used techniques from Uruguayan defenders, not just blocking, but tackling a player with the head. See: Nahitan Hernandez, Lucas Torreira, Nicolas Lodeiro, JoseMa Gimenez, etc.

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what a finishing touch though

Yeah, still a satisfying goal.

95+ and the asian guy runs as if the game just started, amazing goal

Checked

checked what?

>whatever shit team barcelona played here
Bayern München?